- 3 weeks ago
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:05You are listening to RedFM.
00:07I noticed that in Brampton,
00:09there is a new Punjabi romantic comedy film.
00:12There is a Canadian jumper in Punjab.
00:16There is a girl in Punjab.
00:17Oh, yes.
00:18A Canadian-born internet boy is starring in it.
00:21Is that a girl in Jasmid?
00:22Yes.
00:22Lucky Gil, the director of the film,
00:25just came off three successful projects.
00:27Then, you can keep up with me.
00:28There is a lot of amazing films.
00:31Get ready for your husband.
00:32No tension.
00:41I don't want to talk about it.
00:47It's not about the money for me.
00:50It's about my love.
00:57Oh!
01:11Uh, hey.
01:12Do you know what time we're starting?
01:14Call time was like three hours ago.
01:16Should be starting shortly.
01:18Um, okay.
01:20Do you know what time that is exactly?
01:23Yeah, I can ask them.
01:25Great.
01:29like now or yeah one second i'm just finishing my tea okay
01:42sir destiny is asking about time yeah okay yeah okay okay
01:56so what'd they say should be starting shortly okay
02:06bitch fan by the way thanks
02:27what's up guys frame here check out this crazy trailer they got me put up in for this top
02:32secret movie i'm shooting with chris rock we got a whole bathroom with a shower a mini hot tub a
02:40ps5
02:41ice cream machine ping pong table a mini trampoline my own bed in case i get tired
02:47oh you're ready for me damn right on time too let's go
03:12what's up
03:13what's up
03:14what's up
03:15Uh...
03:15Hey!
03:16Let's go!
03:17Go and make a Timmy's run and get Timbits, okay?
03:20You don't have to work, brother.
03:21Let's go.
03:22Anyways, we have some scotch if you want.
03:24No, I'm good, man.
03:30Uh, look.
03:31About the script, I was thinking about just different ideas that would really, like,
03:35elevate it and take it to another level.
03:38Brother, I'm also thinking the same way.
03:40Actually, I swear to you.
03:42Look, Uncle.
03:44Ah, yeah.
03:46Okay, here's an idea.
03:47What if the guy at the end doesn't end up getting the girl, right?
03:51So that, like, reawakens his, like, warped understanding of what love really is.
03:56It'll make it so much more progressive and modern for us, you know?
04:01Brother, progressive.
04:02Yes!
04:03Progressive!
04:03Brother, I'm coming.
04:04I'm coming.
04:05I'm coming.
04:05I'm coming.
04:10I'm coming.
04:11I'm coming.
04:12I'm coming.
04:15I'm coming.
04:17I'm coming.
04:17Here's what we do.
04:18You see, don't do it.
04:21Don't do it.
04:23Don't do it.
04:24Don't do it.
04:24Don't do it.
04:25Don't do it.
04:26You both pretend to be gay so that he can move to Canada and get PR.
04:30That is right.
04:31Uh.
04:32Brother, I don't have a rainbow card.
04:35I don't know, man.
04:38It just, like, feels kind of weird.
04:40Weird?
04:41Why weird?
04:41You're not gonna be gay.
04:43You're just pretending to be gay.
04:44No.
04:44That's not the weird part.
04:46I...
04:47It just feels like a hacky 2000s Hollywood movie.
04:50Like what?
04:51Then there's gonna be a marriage auditor and he's gonna have to test our marriage and we're
04:54forced to kiss each other to prove it?
04:58Brilliant idea, brother.
04:59Brilliant idea.
05:01No, no.
05:02That's not what I meant, man.
05:03Oh, brother.
05:03This is gonna be over a breakback mountain.
05:05You know how many Oscar awards that won?
05:07That was an authentic story about two guys trying to figure out their sexuality.
05:11This just feels backwards, man.
05:13Backwards?
05:14No, no.
05:15This is gonna be the most progressive thing ever happen in Punjabi community.
05:18Oh, Punjabi bandai noo gay bandai amarei bata lagua.
05:20Oh, and then they're rights bata lagua.
05:22Oh, yeah.
05:24We're gonna hit the very right audience.
05:26Indians.
05:27Canadians.
05:28Canadians.
05:28Latinos.
05:29Gore.
05:30Kaare.
05:31Afriqke.
05:31Paaji, gay Indians.
05:32Gay gore.
05:33Gay Kaare.
05:34Gay Afriqke.
05:35Paaji, you're a big star.
05:36Big star.
05:37Paaji, millions.
05:39Boaji, Avatar and Titanic.
05:42All right, who's behind it is.
05:43White, they're dead.
05:44Little little big director.
05:45You're a lucky man who's trying to be.
05:47You're making a little girl.
05:49Oh, gang.
05:51You're a gay man who's trying to be.
05:52But you're not going to be gay on stage.
05:53You're gonna make a little girl.
05:57They'll do that too.
05:57Go on.
05:58Go on.
06:05Oh.
06:06Oh.
06:07What is it?
06:10It's a terrible thing.
06:15It's a terrible thing, not bad.
06:17I'm not trying to get the sofa.
06:25Why do you keep my sofa?
06:25It's a bad thing.
06:27Mother, don't go to sleep at ease.
06:30The bed is ready.
06:32Don't worry about it.
06:34It's a bad thing.
06:35B.J. Supinder is fine.
06:38He built a very nice room.
06:40It's a big door.
06:42I think I should sleep at the TV.
06:45At night, everyone has to watch TV.
06:47Now, my bed will be fine.
06:51You decide now.
06:53I'm going to work.
06:54I'm going to work.
06:56Okay, Changa.
06:58You're thinking, Karal,
06:59I'm not on your way.
07:07I don't feel bad.
07:16Oh, yo!
07:18You look so fucking jokes, bro.
07:21Pearl, I look like Adam Levine in 2010.
07:24Come on, you signed up for a Punjabi movie, man.
07:26Like, last-minute changes are the norm.
07:27Yeah, but this much, though?
07:29The whole concept's completely changed.
07:31Why are you so nervous?
07:32You're only pretending to be gay.
07:33Okay, that's not why I'm nervous, all right?
07:36Well, yo, man, this would be great for your career.
07:39This would be like a back-break mountain.
07:41Pearl, that's not the name.
07:43You know what?
07:43I'm just going to ask the wardrobe guy for something else.
07:46Baji, don't you have any other options?
07:47Yo, that's what the director wants.
07:55You know what, man?
07:56I'm going to find Lucky and set this whole thing straight.
08:00I mean, like, I'm going to clarify shit.
08:03What?
08:03Yo, don't fuck around with it, bro.
08:06Like, he knows what he's doing.
08:07He knows how to make him smash it.
08:09Yeah, but, like, shh-shh-shh-shh.
08:12Hold on, hold on.
08:15Yeah, bro.
08:16Yo, what's up, man?
08:18Yeah, I'm down for whacking some balls this weekend.
08:21Pause.
08:23Yeah, yo, let's talk about that, like,
08:25fine-ass goldie card chick, bro.
08:28Yeah, yeah, man, the one with the big-ass mermaid.
08:31You know, I like my fucking milk with my cookies, bro.
08:34What are you talking about?
08:35I'm putting a smart chicken tongue together.
08:43Hey.
08:45Uh, I didn't order anything.
08:47Uh, is this Justmeet's apartment?
08:52Yes, it is.
08:54But he's not here, so he doesn't know I'm here.
08:58But I come just to hang out.
09:01Oh, did he order me food?
09:04Uh, no.
09:05His mom, actually.
09:07Oh, Pooji.
09:08Yes, she sent food.
09:10Great.
09:11I'll just...
09:11Yeah, actually, Subinder auntie asked me to make sure that Justmeet gets it.
09:16So, maybe I could put it...
09:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:19Please.
09:19Okay.
09:23Um, you work for Pooji.
09:26I do.
09:27Uh, I'm helping with the tiffins and the deliveries.
09:31Nice.
09:32Yeah, I used to do that.
09:33Then I got replaced by a robot.
09:35And now you.
09:36So, you're probably a robot.
09:39Zzz.
09:40Beep boop.
09:41My name is Janet 3000.
09:44I am a robot imported from India.
09:48How may I be of service to you?
09:51Um, I am Neil 2000.
09:54I do not need your service.
09:57I just want the food.
09:58Uh, this is Justmeet's food.
10:01Plus, your nails are dirty.
10:03Okay.
10:03It's not dirt.
10:04It's actually, uh, nail polish, so...
10:07Oh.
10:08It's very Prince of Darkness.
10:11Like Ozzy Osbourne?
10:13Yeah.
10:13I love Black Sabbath.
10:14Are you kidding?
10:15That's my favorite band.
10:17Heaven and Hell is my ringtone.
10:18No way.
10:19Mine's Warpigs.
10:21Someone told me a while ago that I was the reincarnation of Ronnie James Dio.
10:26But, honestly, I prefer Ozzy.
10:28Well, yeah, of course.
10:29Of course.
10:29They're probably walking their dogs in heaven right now.
10:31Probably.
10:32Or Hell.
10:33Yeah.
10:34I think so.
10:38Okay, well, um, I should go.
10:42But, uh, thanks for letting me in.
10:46It's no problem.
10:47Oh.
10:48Oh, and, um, Mera Tenvad, Denu, and, uh, bitch.
10:55Egg bitch?
10:57What?
10:57Is that what I said?
10:59Was that Punjabi?
11:01Yeah, yeah.
11:02I'm learning.
11:03Okay.
11:03It's really bad.
11:05Yeah.
11:05Yeah, yeah.
11:07Well, thanks again.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Jenna, 3,000.
11:13Neil, 2,000.
11:18Bye.
11:20Bye.
11:21Bye.
11:23Bye.
11:24Bye.
11:34Bye.
11:34You know, make him more gay.
11:36Yeah.
11:36Uh, Lucky, I had a quick question about the...
11:39Lucky, I wanted to...
11:41I appreciate that.
11:43Yo, Lucky.
11:45Lucky!
11:46Hey, have you guys seen Lucky?
11:49Yo, Lucky, where are you?
11:51Yo.
11:52Hey.
11:52Hey.
11:53Wow!
11:54What are you wearing?
11:54Uh, I know.
11:56It's just...
11:57It's a long story.
11:58I'll explain it soon.
11:59Okay.
12:00You look like Adam Levine in 2010, but...
12:02Yeah.
12:03I trust him.
12:06So, thank you for being here.
12:08We are making a history.
12:11This is gonna be a Super Smash.
12:14Hey!
12:18I'm the director of the film, Lucky Gil, and let me introduce you to a very special guest.
12:23Because he is the superstar, upcoming megastar of the Sarah Juroori Kamsadke.
12:29Hey!
12:29Hey!
12:30Our little film career.
12:32I am so glad.
12:33I'm very happy.
12:34So, please give it up for...
12:37Sarjan!
12:38Oh, yes, yes.
12:40Thank you so much.
12:42Thank you so much.
12:43Thank you so much.
12:43It's a great feeling, Manu.
12:45It's a very brilliant script.
12:47I'm reading a script.
12:48I'm reading two lines.
12:49Yes.
12:50I'm going to Dubai.
12:52I'm going to a barge.
12:53I'm going to a barge.
12:54It's about a 35-30 square feet.
12:55I'm going to a barge.
12:56I'm going to a barge.
12:57I'm not going to go here.
12:59I'll show you a movie.
13:00I'm going to a movie.
13:00The pilot has been...
13:01Let's go.
13:02Here.
13:03I'm going to Toronto and...
13:05To be part of this amazing culture movie.
13:07I got a lot of proud feeling, emotional feeling.
13:10I'm going to sing a little bit of a backbone mountain.
13:16Thank you, thank you, thank you.
13:18So, yes, also introducing just me, the other.
13:23Thank you, thank you.
13:25So, let's do the kick things up.
13:27For our dance, my friend Aftar, please.
13:30Please start with our dance.
13:32Vaheguru, Vaheguru, Vaheguru.
13:34Please, bless this set and all the people on it.
13:39And please forgive us for all the mistakes.
13:41The dirty deeds and stuff like that, I don't agree with.
13:43But there's a lot that's going to happen on this set.
13:45There's like a lot of it.
13:46This director went crazy.
13:48But like, you got to laugh at something, right?
13:51Things happen, right?
13:52Hey, I'm lucky I haven't got the script here.
13:54You have to pay two minutes.
13:55No, but I'm just going to pay two minutes.
13:56Oh, you have to pay two minutes.
13:58I've got to pay two minutes.
13:59Now, continue.
14:01And, Vaheguru, thank you for blessing my crypto portfolio.
14:04Oh, oh, thank you, thank you, Aftar Bhaji.
14:05Come on, come on.
14:06You're blocking me.
14:07Come on, come on.
14:08Come on.
14:08You're fine.
14:09Here we go.
14:11Come on.
14:11Your phone calls went and vomited me.
14:13I left your í–¥ was the tone,
14:14and it's not my fault.
14:15Oh, wait, verw?
14:19From good people under profit.
14:21Come on.
14:44Mom, did you see Pakistan's drums?
14:47Well, I haven't seen the drama of Pakistan's.
14:50It's very fun.
14:51Look at this one.
14:53There's a lot of people sitting there and they're wrong.
14:55If they're dead, then they'll be dead.
14:59Oh, my God.
15:04What's the case?
15:06It's okay.
15:07It's not a long flight.
15:09It's not a long flight.
15:10It's not a long flight.
15:13It's not a long flight.
15:15It's not a long flight.
15:16I thought I thought God would trust me.
15:19And I thought I was at a long flight.
15:23This is one of the ones I'm in the mountains.
15:25Oh, my God.
15:26It was a long flight.
15:29Oh, my God.
15:32Do you want to see it?
15:33How will it go down?
15:35How will the planet go down?
15:36I don't know why.
15:36I don't know why.
15:37I don't know why.
15:38I can't see it.
15:39Yes, it's all good.
15:43They kept their work,
15:46so that they could get to see them in the drama room.
15:50Yes.
15:51Let's take a look.
15:53If I'm good, I'm not sure.
15:56I don't know.
15:56Okay, so this very first scene, you guys are going to love it.
16:01It's with the marriage auditor.
16:04He's going to interview our lovely couple.
16:07And, you know, they have to prove him that they are in real relationship.
16:13So what's the best way to do that? Anybody?
16:16By showing marriage certificates?
16:18Oh, no, no.
16:20Instead, by kissing each other.
16:23Much money, isn't it?
16:25It's just like the back mountain.
16:28Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
16:32Dude, what the fuck?
16:34No, man, let's switch it up on me last minute.
16:36Oh, and I really want to thank Jasmeet for inspiring this whole idea.
16:42Oh, he wrote it.
16:44How can I do it?
16:46Oh, you're ready to make-up.
16:47You're ready.
16:48And all of them, come on.
16:50Come on, come on.
16:51Come on, come on.
16:52Come on.
16:52Come on.
16:53Come on, come on.
16:54Come on.
16:55Come on.
16:56Come on.
16:56Oh, God.
17:00Hey, look, man.
17:01Is this weird?
17:02Who are we really laughing at here, you know?
17:04Oh.
17:05Laugh is a laugh, my friend.
17:13Can we get an intimacy coordinator at least?
17:15You know?
17:15A what?
17:16You know how on sets they have like a supervisor that makes sure everybody's comfortable and
17:21everything's consensual.
17:22Like, isn't that a thing?
17:25It's just a small kiss.
17:28How to kiss.
17:29Can you bring your lips here?
17:31Can you bring your lips here?
17:33Are you guys comfortable?
17:34Do you want me to hold your hand?
17:38It's not like that, man.
17:42I'm not making it complicated, bro.
17:44I'm just saying we should think about what we're doing.
17:46Oh, you are just pretending to pretend to be gay.
17:51Again, that's not what I'm nervous about.
17:53Oh, relax.
18:06I'm trying to get through the directory, man.
18:11Didn't mean for it to be like this.
18:12Yeah, it'd be weird if you did.
18:14Okay, but maybe this is a good thing.
18:17Like, think about it.
18:18It's like pushing a culture forward in its own weird way.
18:22Start a dialogue, make it more palatable.
18:25Or maybe it's just because Navi will do anything to get paid.
18:29Seriously, I don't get good vibes from that guy.
18:31Yeah, but he's getting me paid.
18:35All right.
18:35Keep working on the fixes, okay?
18:37Okay, man.
18:38Whatever.
18:39I'm gonna go hit my vape.
18:42Okay, man.
18:42Shethi.
18:43I've got lights in there.
18:46Now that's all it's all right.
18:48People want to fire yourself.
18:53Let's fire.
18:54Okay.
19:00You should know, boy.
19:04Please, help me.
19:05My mother did not like my cooking.
19:09When did I come to the living room?
19:12I can't see the drama.
19:15Okay, I'll do it.
19:17Okay?
19:21Come on, come on.
19:23Okay?
19:36Man, this is crazy.
19:43I just saw my friends came.
19:45Yeah.
19:46Nice.
19:51Why is that?
19:54Why is that?
19:56Why is that?
19:57Why is that?
19:58Why is that?
19:58Why is that?
19:59Why is that?
19:59Why is that?
20:00Why is that?
20:01Why is that?
20:03But, bro, sometimes you need to hide things, you know?
20:11Don't you think bringing them on set, exposing them to something like this will open up their minds?
20:18We all go in the same way.
20:21Don't you think I'm doing well with the things?
20:23I don't think that's a mess.
20:25I don't know if I have any problems.
20:26I don't know if I have any problems, but I don't know if I have any problems.
20:30What the hell was that?
20:33There is a date for all these problems.
20:35Do you see a cold?
20:39Hello.
20:40Oh, brother?
20:44Well, having a marriage certificate and photos from your wedding is all fine and dandy, but I'm going to need
20:50proof, or your PR status will be revoked.
20:59What kind of proof do you need?
21:02Sample.
21:05Kiss your husband.
21:09That's it?
21:11Yep.
21:12Oh, no.
21:17Begin.
21:20Shouldn't be so hard if you're married, like you said you are.
21:26Do it.
21:28Do it.
21:37Do it.
21:38Do it.
21:40Do it.
21:40Do it.
21:45Do it.
21:46Are they really the people to tell this story?
21:49He knows what he's doing.
21:50He knows how to make him smash it.
21:54Mmm.
21:55Delicious.
21:57Do it.
21:58Do it.
21:59Do it.
22:01Do it.
22:02Do it.
22:03Come on.
22:04Come on, man.
22:06He has to do this.
22:07Citizen shit.
22:08Yeah, yeah.
22:11I can do this.
22:12Huh?
22:12That's it.
22:13That's it.
22:15Hey, yo!
22:17Get up, man.
22:18Do it.
22:19What the fuck is going on?
22:21Dude, shh.
22:23Lucky, can I take five?
22:24Please.
22:25Can we just take five?
22:25Okay, take five.
22:27Please reset!
22:32Sorry, man.
22:33I just tripped out seeing you kiss that dude.
22:36Why?
22:36You homophobic?
22:37Aw, man.
22:38I just feel weird seeing just me kiss, period.
22:41Girl, guy, anyone.
22:43He's like my younger bro.
22:44I don't want to see that shit.
22:44It's gross.
22:45I thought it was great.
22:47I really liked how you played up the nervousness in the scene.
22:49You were, like, pale and you looked like you were going to die.
22:52You were going to shit or vomit.
22:53It was, like, it was real.
22:55Yeah, it was a little too real.
22:57Acting.
22:58Sure you weren't actually nervous?
23:00I mean, he is straight.
23:02Well, sexuality's the spectrum.
23:04I think everyone's a little gay.
23:06Yeah, right.
23:07Guy's crazy.
23:09Wait, this is a movie about discovering your sexuality?
23:12That's really good for the community, right?
23:15Look, if you feel weird about this, then I think you should maybe not do this movie and just go
23:20and work on yourself, you know?
23:21Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
23:23Dismeet is doing this movie.
23:25If anyone has a problem with this, there's the fucking door.
23:28Anyone as an actual queer person?
23:30You know I had to bend over backwards like 40 different ways to pull this off?
23:33Pause.
23:34This shit reeks of a desperate cash grab.
23:36Did these guys even consult an actual queer person?
23:39Seriously.
23:48Hey, look, I really think that you should reconsider this, okay?
23:59Oh shit.
24:01What the fuck?
24:02Uh, yo, I spilled something about a shirt.
24:05I'm gonna have to go to wardrobe.
24:06Bro, are you serious?
24:08Are you serious?
24:09Are you serious?
24:10Are you serious?
24:11Are you serious?
24:12Are you serious?
24:12Are you serious?
24:12Let's go.
24:12Let's go.
24:17Let's go.
24:19Sorry, man.
24:19I just...
24:20Yeah.
24:21Sorry, sorry.
24:30I don't know, man.
24:32Look, you sound fed up too.
24:33Why are you working in this industry?
24:34Why don't you go to Hollywood?
24:55I don't know, man.
24:59I'm like...
25:01I'm just trying to push the culture forward, man.
25:02Isn't that the whole point?
25:27I'm screaming.
25:31You're born ready like me.
26:06You're born ready.
26:07You're born ready, you're born ready.
26:10Have you been a durmter?
26:16I've already been around for a while.
26:19I'm so sorry.
26:22No, no.
26:22Let's go.
26:25Outpost, right?
26:26I am a farmer who's taking care of him before.
26:28Yeah.
26:30Oh, hi.
26:31Hi.
26:33Hi.
26:35I'm a farmer who's taking care of him before.
26:39I'm taking care of him before.
26:41Yes, yes, yes.
26:42Of course.
26:43I'm not giving him.
26:44I'm not giving him before.
26:45I'm not giving him before.
26:48I'm giving him back.
26:49I'm giving him back.
26:51He's getting an interview.
26:52Look at the camera!
27:28Don't worry, man. I get it done. Don't worry.
27:31Hey, yo, let me call you back.
27:33Yo, why didn't you change yet?
27:35Yeah, I did some thinking, and, uh, I'm not gonna lie, man.
27:39I can't do this with you. I quit.
27:41What? Excuse fucking me?
27:42Bro, this shit changed, like, 50 times, man.
27:44There's no integrity. I don't know what the intentions are.
27:47Nobody's giving me any answers, so I can't do this, bro.
27:49I'm done.
27:51Look, man, you've been continuously screwing me over.
27:53Late with the brand videos, giving me attitude, cock-blocking me.
27:57I need you to do this film.
27:59How else am I supposed to feed my family?
28:01Bro, I don't know, man. That's not my issue.
28:04Don't mess with a man and his meal just needs.
28:07I'm warning you. Don't fuck up a good thing here.
28:10Yo, what have I found for you?
28:13You should wear this one in the next scene.
28:16Oh, yeah, I'm going to be ready for you.
28:18Bro, if I find a wardrobe guy, he'll tell me where he died.
28:21Where he died?
28:22Don't worry about it, man, because I quit.
28:25Who quit? Where's my house?
28:27And you?
28:29You're fired.
28:31You know what?
28:32I don't need you, Smeet.
28:33I'll find a hundred of you in a second, man.
28:36In a second.
28:41Yo, I quit here.
28:45I'm going Hollywood, baby.
28:48Smeet, let's go.
28:50Let's go.
28:51Let's go.
28:53Let's go.
28:54Let's go.
28:55Let's go.
28:55Let's go, man.
28:56Go.
28:57Let's go..
28:59I
28:59got some. Go.
29:06Fuck.
29:06What are you doing?
29:07What the fuck?
29:08This is so big.
29:10Oh, come on.
29:11Come on.
29:36Come on.
29:37Come on.
29:41Come on.
29:51Come on.
Comments