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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my house for a little money
00:00:27Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:50C-C-C-K
00:00:53I still love this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah!
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:41I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and find me telling how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I wanna...
00:02:00Come, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:09I don't know if he was a kid
00:02:13Who?
00:02:14Ah!
00:02:15No!
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Mia, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright, just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back, Connor
00:02:30What do you mean, go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you...
00:02:33How much
00:02:34How much you what?
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you wanna tell me?
00:02:39Do you wanna tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:58No more front lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:14Those highlights
00:03:18A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:222006?
00:03:27When else would it be reject?
00:03:29Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson
00:03:32May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:35Mimi
00:03:36Mimi
00:03:37You've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list
00:04:01Item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student, I mean, she would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit...
00:04:40Down...
00:04:41And finish...
00:04:43Your lab...
00:04:43Before...
00:04:45I...
00:04:46Fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with a hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:10What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:16What a shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That acid...
00:05:21Don't...
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you...
00:05:55Look...
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:05:58Yeah
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes attention
00:06:11Con Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little miss st... st... stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:28What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:43Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:03No! No! No! No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher, least favorite teacher, Alyssa
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:13Blame chemistry
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia
00:07:19Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:24Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just... say something
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:32No...
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:34I like this new you
00:07:36I like the new me too
00:07:39Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen
00:07:51Stop! Stop!
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:54Maybe I will
00:07:55Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:02Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:22I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost touch after high school
00:08:47I am not losing them again
00:08:49I did...
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:56Come here
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes but we love you too
00:09:00And since we love you, let's get you right
00:09:08Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits?
00:09:18The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your...
00:09:20Plastic definition of perfect
00:09:23To the queen
00:09:24Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance
00:09:28Choke and die, slutty Spears
00:09:32Well, since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:40Okay, and raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please, may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Concon, you already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this, together
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader
00:10:21You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together
00:10:26It's destiny
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:32If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of relativity
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it! If I'm wrong
00:11:01I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05You wasted
00:11:07How?
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:12See ya later, Misty
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for
00:11:23Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nia?
00:11:32Um...
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:39Oh!
00:11:41Where are your necklace?
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:55I'm going to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow
00:11:58Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10Chalamet who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year
00:12:16So I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:51Is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:53I'm sorry
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh god
00:13:02It's okay, yeah, I'm fine
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so
00:13:26Cool
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're a crush like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:38Well, if you could help me ace this test
00:13:41I...
00:13:42Will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09DECTOR JESSICA
00:14:14If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:45Well, great
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:53Sexual...what?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:01You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you want to
00:15:13Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me knee pads! Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting home in this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning
00:15:31Can't wait to have the bat king
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh...
00:15:36Show is your best, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:46You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:57Just follow my lead
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:03No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:10You follow my lead
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn
00:16:38Mia, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Connor!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:09Or you can use your mouth in another creative way
00:17:12Go go go go go go
00:17:14You just talked to him
00:17:14Bye bye bye bye
00:17:17Mia
00:17:18We really need to talk
00:17:21About that chase
00:17:25Where did you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College
00:17:28Science majors are slattier than you think
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No
00:17:34But I will
00:17:35One day
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:40Actually, I'm from the future
00:17:43Right
00:17:44It's my secret superpower
00:17:46So
00:17:46Well I hope that there's another round for us in our future
00:17:51Somewhere
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions
00:17:55Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me
00:18:02So
00:18:02Actually about that, yeah
00:18:04Well let's just focus on beating Jeffs
00:18:06And we can talk about all the kiss stuff later
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush
00:18:13But he's also a forever playboy
00:18:15At least that's what the rumors say
00:18:18Fine
00:18:20Yeah, look
00:18:21For your information
00:18:22The next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:24Is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off
00:18:27So we could team up
00:18:32Wait
00:18:33You really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You could run this school if you wanted to Mia
00:18:40You're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46Out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:50Wait
00:18:51You're not seriously thinking about answering
00:18:54If you do
00:18:56I will embarrass you so bad
00:18:58You will wish you were dead
00:19:01You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry
00:19:08Let the best baker win
00:19:11Ew
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win
00:19:17Girls
00:19:18Should we
00:19:19Give her a little
00:19:20Chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Mia
00:19:26Let us help you out
00:19:38Later loser
00:19:41Let me guess
00:19:42Jess a bitch straights again
00:19:44I hope her baked goods burn in hell
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:53Never gonna have to give you an edge
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points
00:19:56And baking points
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00Why?
00:20:01Because I'm gonna turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen
00:20:05Hi Mia
00:20:09How are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last week?
00:20:19How are you?
00:20:21How are you?
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean
00:20:25This year's Bake Off HBIC
00:20:28Mia Watkins
00:20:32Yes
00:20:32Yeah, you look
00:20:33Like a fucking try hard
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on girls, we have a contest to win
00:20:38Like I was saying
00:20:40You look gorgeous
00:20:41High school bucket list item number eight
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl
00:20:45Look who's talking
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen
00:21:01Cause I'm coming for your throne
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16Alright
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin
00:21:19To your tables, please
00:21:20Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh yeah, we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24With some molecular gastronomy toppings
00:21:27It's really easy
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets
00:21:31Come on
00:21:33Alright, contestants
00:21:34The Bake Off begins
00:21:36Now!
00:21:38Okay
00:21:38And we'll just make this in here
00:21:42Like this
00:21:44Like that
00:21:50And then
00:21:52This
00:21:53Is on your nose
00:21:54No
00:21:55No, no, that's too much
00:21:56That's too much
00:22:04No more
00:22:05No!
00:22:10Cool trick
00:22:11Bill Nye the science nerd
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:21Oops
00:22:24Oops
00:22:25Oops
00:22:25Oops
00:22:26Foot slipped
00:22:27Sorry not sorry
00:22:28Oops
00:22:30Sorry
00:22:32My hand slipped
00:22:36Oh
00:22:37Oh
00:22:37Oh
00:22:37She's awful
00:22:39Oh
00:22:40If you do that again Miss Watkins
00:22:42You will be disqualified
00:22:43She just kicked our table
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong
00:22:47I did not see Jessica do anything wrong
00:22:47Get back to work
00:22:49It's fine, it's fine
00:22:50It's fine
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:51A good scientist
00:22:53Always
00:22:54Has a plan
00:22:57And
00:22:59Time
00:23:02The winning team's votes
00:23:04Also count toward their Prom Queens campaign
00:23:07Jessica
00:23:08You're up
00:23:10It is a model
00:23:12Of my mansion
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me
00:23:15Can come to all my parties
00:23:16For the rest of the year
00:23:17So great!
00:23:20This is our dessert
00:23:21It may look simple
00:23:24But
00:23:25It's got a little magic to it
00:23:48And
00:23:49All the votes are in
00:23:51The winner
00:23:52Of this year's
00:23:53Senior Bake Off is
00:24:02The winner
00:24:03Of this year's
00:24:04Senior Bake Off is
00:24:11Mia Watkins
00:24:14The 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor
00:24:21That's amazing!
00:24:22Woo!
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:31Best day of my life
00:24:34I knew you could do that
00:24:36I knew you could do that
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that
00:24:52Loser!
00:24:53Sorry
00:24:54High school bucket list
00:24:56Item number 9
00:24:57Start a riot
00:24:59Make it epic
00:25:01Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids vs.
00:25:11Stop it!
00:25:14Stop!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica! Team Mia!
00:25:28Get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis
00:25:33Before you say anything
00:25:35Mia started it
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty
00:25:39Jessica
00:25:40You and your friends can go
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No
00:25:51I like having an attitude
00:25:53I lived for years without one
00:25:55And now?
00:25:56It's here to stay
00:25:57One more bad word
00:25:59One more thing that you do wrong
00:26:02And you are suspended
00:26:03Fine
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:07When you stop
00:26:08Letting Jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:10Hm?
00:26:12Oh, sorry
00:26:13No one knows about that yet
00:26:14Both of you, pack your bags
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back
00:26:23From his business trip
00:26:23And get me killed
00:26:24No, no, no
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:27You're both free to go
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course
00:26:31You're both free to go
00:26:32And if you ever need anything
00:26:34Feel free to come by my office
00:26:35The door's always open
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347 dollars
00:26:43And $36,000
00:26:44You be quiet, you demon child
00:26:47I'll take a thought
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here
00:26:50My star students
00:26:52Thank you
00:26:54What the fuck was that?
00:26:56What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Ugh
00:26:58Whoa
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so
00:27:08Right
00:27:09It's not big deal
00:27:10Yeah
00:27:12So tell me
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test
00:27:19Oh, yeah
00:27:20What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy
00:27:22It's the study of the
00:27:24Human body
00:27:26Yeah
00:27:27Yeah
00:27:28You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:32Like a
00:27:34Oh
00:27:36Like us
00:27:36Together
00:27:38Alone
00:27:38Yeah
00:27:40Let's go professor
00:27:42Promise to be a good boy
00:27:43Okay
00:27:46Okay
00:27:47Okay
00:27:51Okay
00:27:55Okay
00:28:57Mia.
00:28:59Mia.
00:29:00Mia.
00:29:01Were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four.
00:29:08Rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right.
00:29:19Please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:23Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33Picep racchi.
00:29:39Pectalis major.
00:29:45Pectis abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53You forgot about that part.
00:29:54That's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him.
00:29:58Yeah.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner fixin.
00:30:37No?
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:41Trapezibus is where?
00:30:44Oh my.
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:31:00You, that's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You, that's all.
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god.
00:32:08Oh no.
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:14No, I'm not this shirt.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:23I'm kidding.
00:32:28Connor.
00:32:29Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No.
00:32:32My dad's right.
00:32:33No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34Oh my god.
00:32:34Come on, come on, come on.
00:32:35Come on.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:47He's going to be in.
00:32:48He's going to be in.
00:32:55Oh, hey dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called.
00:33:02Said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is...
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad.
00:33:19Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside.
00:33:26Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:31I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help,
00:35:22but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:40Wait, before you guys go,
00:35:41I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend for Mia's prom queen
00:35:47campaign.
00:35:47So, come through, and vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Take off.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:12Come on.
00:36:13Let's pass before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:20Connor, talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I, like, barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick chemistry question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:37:30to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:56Listen, I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:23Oh, shit.
00:39:24Caps here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27Hey, my different brothers.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal
00:39:40and opposite
00:39:42reaction.
00:39:43Ow!
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better part you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into
00:40:00Luke
00:40:01when I saw you guys walking away
00:40:03together.
00:40:05Really?
00:40:07Ew.
00:40:09No, that walking steroid
00:40:11is not even close
00:40:12to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:18You are.
00:40:23You are
00:40:26not
00:40:26going to believe
00:40:28who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:32What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back
00:40:41from a fashion show
00:40:42in New York.
00:40:43She needs help
00:40:44unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked
00:40:47to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change
00:40:50for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one
00:40:52of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list
00:40:54item number 11.
00:40:56Finally,
00:40:56find a dress
00:40:57that makes you feel
00:40:58pretty.
00:40:59She just designed
00:41:00this dress for
00:41:01some singer named
00:41:01Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow
00:41:04that if you're
00:41:04into that.
00:41:05She wore it like once.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:09Or if not.
00:41:09I mean,
00:41:11if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean,
00:41:17our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:24Let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia
00:41:28out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56I need an answer.
00:41:57Well,
00:41:58it's all thanks
00:41:59to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her
00:42:01to buy that boutique
00:42:02on Main Street
00:42:02because her designs
00:42:03are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like
00:42:06a psychic or something?
00:42:08No,
00:42:08I'm future girl,
00:42:10remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also,
00:42:12you've got to enjoy
00:42:13the early 2000s
00:42:14because the 2020s
00:42:15are freaking rough,
00:42:17dude.
00:42:18Well,
00:42:19if I die by then,
00:42:20just blink twice
00:42:21so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay,
00:42:34future girl,
00:42:35if you really know
00:42:36everything that's going
00:42:36to happen,
00:42:37who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey,
00:42:47ConCon.
00:42:49You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here,
00:42:51so your party
00:42:52is not the total best.
00:42:53and
00:42:54I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you
00:42:58on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her,
00:43:27but she's like a crazy
00:43:27Regina George
00:43:28with worse highlights.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh,
00:43:32on page four,
00:43:33there's a great
00:43:33paperwork that I took
00:43:34of Mia Wedding herself
00:43:36in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments
00:43:40into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:46Hey.
00:43:47I like your pigtails.
00:43:48And everybody had braces.
00:43:51And everybody had braces.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:56Actually,
00:43:58it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um,
00:44:05yeah,
00:44:06that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want
00:44:08your prom queen
00:44:09to be a girl
00:44:10who makes out
00:44:11with your NSYNC posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you,
00:44:16I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly
00:44:19since birth,
00:44:20and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know,
00:44:24a year ago,
00:44:24this book would have
00:44:25destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know
00:44:28everything in here
00:44:29made me
00:44:30who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me,
00:44:41I'll just expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible
00:44:43things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me,
00:44:45poser.
00:44:46What about...
00:44:47what you did
00:44:48with the ninth grade
00:44:49basketball team
00:44:49on the field trip?
00:44:51What?
00:44:54I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait
00:44:56till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay,
00:44:59English much?
00:45:00You know,
00:45:01this little tough girl act
00:45:02is cute and all,
00:45:04but the only one
00:45:05getting exposed today
00:45:06is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding
00:45:17back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cake?
00:45:20Yeah,
00:45:21show us your stressed out
00:45:22brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far,
00:45:25Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:29Honestly,
00:45:30I was helping.
00:45:31Hey,
00:45:32you're beautiful, Mia,
00:45:33and you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica,
00:45:42you think
00:45:43being prom queen
00:45:44is all about looks,
00:45:45okay?
00:45:47High school bucket list
00:45:49item number 12.
00:45:51Flam it while you've got it.
00:46:03Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No,
00:46:07you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:09Oh,
00:46:10I'm gonna get it.
00:46:12Holy shit,
00:46:13Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:15Yes,
00:46:16Mia!
00:46:16Okay,
00:46:17Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck
00:46:18having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you,
00:46:22pretending to be hot
00:46:23and popular.
00:46:25FYI,
00:46:25you will never
00:46:26be like us.
00:46:27You will never
00:46:28live
00:46:28like us.
00:46:29No,
00:46:29I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game
00:46:33of the truth
00:46:33or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all
00:46:36to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list
00:46:42item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone
00:46:45who's just as crazy
00:46:46as you.
00:46:48Who cares
00:46:49if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet
00:46:53I can do it
00:46:54even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those
00:47:07mouthbreakers
00:47:08have a
00:47:08dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye,
00:47:10Jess.
00:47:14Ugh.
00:47:16Even her
00:47:16alcohol
00:47:17tastes like
00:47:17trash.
00:47:18Ash.
00:47:43Ow!
00:47:45Ah,
00:47:45my wrist.
00:47:46I think
00:47:47I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey,
00:47:48hey,
00:47:48hey,
00:47:49hey,
00:47:50Mia.
00:47:51Hey,
00:47:51she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone
00:47:54at least
00:47:55get me
00:47:55some ice.
00:47:56Now.
00:47:58Don't make me
00:47:58ask again,
00:47:59bitches.
00:48:01You can't
00:48:01quit on me
00:48:02right now,
00:48:02Mia.
00:48:03Not before I,
00:48:04not before I
00:48:05tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia,
00:48:10I've always...
00:48:11Mia,
00:48:12hey,
00:48:13hey,
00:48:14hey,
00:48:14Mia,
00:48:14you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:17Huh.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought
00:48:21attempted murder
00:48:22would be a fun
00:48:23party game.
00:48:23Okay,
00:48:24I was trying
00:48:25to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know
00:48:27her giant head
00:48:28would get in the way?
00:48:31I didn't see
00:48:32that coming.
00:48:36Hey,
00:48:37hey,
00:48:37hey,
00:48:37hey.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Hey,
00:48:40party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go,
00:48:43get out.
00:48:44Remember,
00:48:44vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:52Here.
00:48:56Okay.
00:48:59Thank you
00:49:01for saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad
00:49:04you're okay.
00:49:05For the record,
00:49:07you look like
00:49:08a total smoke show
00:49:09in that bathing suit.
00:49:15What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never
00:49:18gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying
00:49:23just gets worse
00:49:24and worse
00:49:25and somehow
00:49:26she still
00:49:27ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never
00:49:31date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:36Don't
00:49:37make
00:49:38promises
00:49:39you can't keep.
00:49:40You know
00:49:41the girl
00:49:41I actually
00:49:42do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:46You're getting
00:49:47your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in
00:49:53the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you
00:49:56stay
00:49:56with me?
00:50:15You're the genius,
00:50:16dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing
00:50:18this all for you.
00:50:49You have a
00:50:50beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing
00:51:00when I'm busy
00:51:01or bored.
00:51:02So it's never
00:51:03around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:05I'm not just
00:51:06anyone.
00:51:11What is all this?
00:51:13Well,
00:51:15you know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen
00:51:18gets gifts
00:51:19for the graduating
00:51:19class.
00:51:21you want to help me
00:51:22rap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else
00:51:27would do this
00:51:27for their class.
00:51:30I've never met anyone
00:51:33like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:40So,
00:51:41hateball girl,
00:51:43what's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:50No, you're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:52You're,
00:51:53you're actually
00:51:55super successful.
00:51:58You're really smart.
00:52:00Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty
00:52:06perfect.
00:52:12No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:25I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:36It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So,
00:52:39so who do I get married to?
00:52:42Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you got to get over that Britney crash
00:52:46because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51You know,
00:52:52I can actually
00:52:53read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see
00:52:57in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to
00:53:04my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:10Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure
00:53:13he
00:53:14will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me
00:53:19to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:27Actually.
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's going to love these,
00:53:47Mia.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:51But,
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:57because
00:53:57in a few months
00:53:59we will all go our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what will happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh,
00:54:14you're too late,
00:54:15Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much
00:54:19I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:36Me?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties
00:54:41the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure
00:54:44they'll like your, uh,
00:54:46goodwill hand-me-downs too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well,
00:54:58the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks,
00:55:01not people.
00:55:01But hey,
00:55:02money talks,
00:55:03right?
00:55:04Even to losers
00:55:05with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now,
00:55:09let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look,
00:55:20Trailer Trash Barbie
00:55:21got you all toy cars.
00:55:24Cute.
00:55:25I got them Gucci earrings.
00:55:33At least my gifts
00:55:35mean something.
00:55:36Um,
00:55:37they mean
00:55:38that you're a peasant
00:55:39trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't
00:55:42because you're a nobody,
00:55:44Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try
00:55:46saying that again?
00:55:47Relax,
00:55:48Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty
00:55:51is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love
00:55:54all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look.
00:56:16OMG,
00:56:17you're twinning.
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair,
00:56:29pancake face,
00:56:30Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean,
00:56:31it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh,
00:56:34and Con Con,
00:56:35here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best
00:56:36for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want
00:56:41anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new
00:56:45limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do,
00:56:53this always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen,
00:56:56Connor,
00:56:57what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask
00:57:04Principal Davis,
00:57:05though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey,
00:57:09Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts
00:57:11that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're
00:57:15expensive or fancy,
00:57:16but because they're
00:57:17from you.
00:57:17No,
00:57:18no,
00:57:18no,
00:57:18they're stupid.
00:57:20And she,
00:57:21she won this one,
00:57:22so let's just go.
00:57:23Just trust me.
00:57:24Connor.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey,
00:57:27you guys,
00:57:29Nina has gifts
00:57:29for all of you,
00:57:30and you're gonna love them.
00:57:49See?
00:57:51It's yours.
00:58:00So,
00:58:00I know these aren't
00:58:01coach bags
00:58:03or Tiffany bracelets,
00:58:04but
00:58:06I hope
00:58:07when you enter the real world,
00:58:09you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia,
00:58:12what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know
00:58:18I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody
00:58:23I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented
00:58:28than you know.
00:58:30You just need
00:58:31a cool artist name,
00:58:33like
00:58:35Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:48Just
00:58:49write about that breakup,
00:58:51Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder
00:58:57to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be
00:59:00Jordan.
00:59:03Mia,
00:59:04these are
00:59:05incredible,
00:59:06but I'm
00:59:08kind of confused
00:59:09by my gift.
00:59:11Just
00:59:12wait a few years.
00:59:13You're gonna be
00:59:14filthy rich.
00:59:16Um,
00:59:17you deserve it.
00:59:23everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all
00:59:26cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift
00:59:30and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:39You're trash.
00:59:39You're too high.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:41Boo!
00:59:42Fuck!
00:59:43Okay!
00:59:44Alright, fine!
00:59:45You're safe now!
00:59:46Please!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:06Yeah, I...
01:00:11me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:15this is the first lure he ever bought me
01:00:18how did you find
01:00:19magic eight ball
01:00:20a year from now connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:25it's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:27do everything with your dad
01:00:30while you can
01:00:33you'll never get this time back
01:00:37thank you
01:00:41oh my god i didn't get you anything
01:00:43hey no
01:00:44just tell me what you want and i'll go get it
01:00:46promise me
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:50that's all
01:00:50for you
01:01:09congrats
01:01:10looks like you went over the class
01:01:13now what
01:01:17it's time to step out of the shadows
01:01:22hey everyone
01:01:24tonight
01:01:25all of us misfits
01:01:27are going to the finals
01:01:29boycotting jessica's
01:01:31prom
01:01:43i knew he wouldn't make it
01:02:01what are you rejects doing here
01:02:06animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:10we're taking a stand
01:02:12we won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:16no plastics for prom
01:02:18no plastics for prom
01:02:20you all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:23worshipped
01:02:27they were terrified of you
01:02:28it's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:31but now
01:02:32we finally found our voice
01:02:33right
01:02:37since you suddenly think you're the joan of arc of rejects
01:02:41let's hear your voice
01:02:45attention everyone
01:02:48america's favorite outcast mia watkins
01:02:53just volunteered
01:02:55to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school
01:03:14come on mia
01:03:16we're all waiting
01:03:19hey
01:03:21hey yes you can
01:03:23show them all what you can do
01:03:26all of them
01:03:30no no i can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:32yes
01:03:33just don't look at them
01:03:34look at me
01:03:37i believe in you mia
01:03:38get your can quarter buddy
01:03:40this is gonna be legendary
01:03:44i believe in you
01:03:50high school bucket list item number 14
01:03:54live your beyonce dance
01:03:59hi everyone
01:04:01please rise
01:04:16oh
01:04:24just look at me
01:04:34oh say can you see
01:04:40by the dawn's early light
01:04:46what so proudly we hailed
01:04:52at the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03through the perilous fight
01:05:07o'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17and the rocket's red glare
01:05:22the bombs bursting in air
01:05:27gave proof through the night
01:05:31that our flag was still there
01:05:36oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49o'er the land of the free
01:05:55and the home of the brave
01:06:15give it up for mia
01:06:17give it up for mia
01:06:17this is gonna be your new prom queen
01:06:22See? Everyone loves you more.
01:06:41If you wanna win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing. That I, um... I just thought I'm really...
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game. Yeah.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:14Hey, look at me. I already know what happens. Remember?
01:07:20Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me...
01:07:31I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone. The big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Let's begin.
01:07:44We're all right. Let's go!
01:07:54Wow!
01:08:04Oh!
01:08:11And 10 seconds left.
01:08:13Hunting is down two points.
01:08:16And Conor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:34And there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions, 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Conor.
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:29You're right about everything.
01:09:32Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:35That pipply mouth-wheeler isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with a dance for good!
01:09:45I'm going because of you.
01:09:46No, no.
01:09:47You won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait.
01:10:10Oh my goodness.
01:10:13And what about your crush as a girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia. It always has been.
01:10:24Holy circuits.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:15Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with fine colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:43Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:48Mm-hmm.
01:11:49And what about Brown tonight?
01:11:53Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to the-
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never gonna let that go.
01:12:02No.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:05It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26No, you didn't.
01:12:27It's so hot.
01:12:31Okay, so.
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:45Mm-hmm.
01:12:46Will you-
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes.
01:13:15You said.
01:13:16Oh.
01:13:20I am gonna give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry to say again.
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is gonna sound insane.
01:13:59Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I-
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future. Cool.
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:22Are you gonna like call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not-
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay.
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:45Hi.
01:14:46How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's violent.
01:14:58You have no idea.
01:14:59Yeah, but this dance could change my whole life.
01:15:03Actually.
01:15:05So will you help me?
01:15:07No.
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hell mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:14Yes.
01:15:16It's my turn.
01:15:17No.
01:15:19No.
01:15:19No.
01:15:22No.
01:15:35No.
01:15:43you look like a queen
01:15:46thanks
01:15:48hopefully I'll look
01:15:52welcome
01:16:04welcome
01:16:04students to this year's
01:16:072006
01:16:09senior prom
01:16:15you have one hour left
01:16:16to vote for this year's prom king
01:16:18and prom queen
01:16:25ready to go back to being a troll
01:16:27ready to need therapy after I live
01:16:30we're going down
01:16:31Watkins
01:16:32bring it on Jessica
01:16:47you look so good
01:16:49laugh is definitely in your color
01:16:51oh thanks
01:16:51FYI
01:16:52this is your last chance to make the right choice
01:16:57oh my god
01:16:58give it up Jessica
01:17:00I don't
01:17:01I want Mia
01:17:03oh
01:17:03but I want you
01:17:05we are perfect together
01:17:07why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon
01:17:11oh shut up and look hot
01:17:13Con Con
01:17:14think about your future
01:17:17my life is going to be amazing
01:17:21it could be
01:17:23if you worked on yourself
01:17:25and stopped screwing everyone over
01:17:28you can be better than this
01:17:30just
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before
01:17:38but
01:17:38open it
01:17:47just
01:17:49hey
01:17:50don't
01:17:50do what you're planning to do tonight
01:17:52okay
01:17:55it could save your future
01:17:56if you don't
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything
01:18:05other than winning
01:18:17I tried
01:18:19Principal Davis
01:18:20there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom
01:18:23I think it's crack cane
01:18:27I don't know
01:18:27but just go get them
01:18:30hurry
01:18:30they are dying
01:18:53everyone
01:18:54it is time to count the votes
01:18:55for this year's prom queen
01:18:59let's welcome our prom queen finalists
01:19:02to the stage
01:19:03Neil Watkins
01:19:04Jessica Hart
01:19:08and as expected
01:19:10give it up for your prom king
01:19:12basketball all star
01:19:14Connor Oliver
01:19:34while I finish counting the votes
01:19:36let's hear it from our prom queen finalists
01:19:40let's start with Jessica Hart
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my diehard fans
01:19:49who voted for me the last four years
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school
01:19:55and represent hot popular rich people everywhere
01:20:06I shouldn't be here
01:20:10that's what I told myself the past four years
01:20:14I wasn't good enough
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough
01:20:18I wasn't strong enough
01:20:22but I'm here now
01:20:25and
01:20:27I'm here to represent all of you
01:20:29the misfits
01:20:31the outcasts
01:20:32anyone who's ever felt
01:20:34alone
01:20:37you're not
01:20:41thank you
01:20:50alright ladies and gentlemen
01:20:52the votes are in
01:20:53looks like we have a winner
01:21:01and
01:21:02your 2006 prom queen
01:21:06winner is
01:21:12Jessica Hart
01:21:18I'm so sorry
01:21:19hey
01:21:20shh
01:21:20it's okay
01:21:21this is your moment
01:21:22you earned it
01:21:23I knew you guys wouldn't let me
01:21:29hear the dumpster fire
01:21:30steal my crown
01:21:35smile king
01:21:36it's for the yearbook
01:21:41you were right
01:21:43you saw it all
01:21:47and you believe to me
01:21:52out of the way freak
01:21:53this is for royalty only
01:21:56oh shut it
01:21:579021 ho
01:21:59Mia has something to say
01:22:01I warned you
01:22:11Mia
01:22:12Mia
01:22:13Mia
01:22:14Mia Watkins
01:22:14they're all for Mia
01:22:15and I saw Jessica throw them out
01:22:18what
01:22:18no
01:22:20these are fake
01:22:22Principal Davis
01:22:23this is a set up
01:22:24Mia
01:22:26is this true
01:22:27no
01:22:28no
01:22:28actually
01:22:31Jessica lied
01:22:32bribed
01:22:33and cheated her way
01:22:33to the crown
01:22:34okay
01:22:36Mia
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class
01:22:39it's no wonder that she won
01:22:40fairly
01:22:43but don't take it from me
01:22:45let's see
01:22:46show of hands
01:22:46who voted for Mia
01:22:58they actually voted for me
01:23:01I never doubted them
01:23:03or you
01:23:12high school bucket list
01:23:14item number 15
01:23:15embrace your inner crown
01:23:19the crown is mine
01:23:21I'm the popular one
01:23:23I'm hot
01:23:24and I'm skinny
01:23:25and I'm a fucking cheerleader
01:23:26what more do you people want
01:23:47Jessica first you cheated
01:23:48now you could have killed someone
01:23:50this is grounds for expulsion
01:23:52security
01:23:53no
01:23:54no
01:23:55it was Mia
01:23:56she knows things
01:23:58she's like a psychic
01:24:00or a witch or something
01:24:01I swear
01:24:01bye bye bimbo
01:24:04no
01:24:14she's so crazy
01:24:17that's nothing we have to talk about
01:24:18you'll get it in a few years
01:24:19no
01:24:20no
01:24:20this isn't right
01:24:22you suck
01:24:24you're cheating
01:24:28curse on you queen bitch
01:24:32here
01:24:34take this
01:24:36no I can't take that
01:24:38yes
01:24:38I want you to
01:24:41no matter when
01:24:43or where
01:24:43you are
01:24:44you can find me
01:24:47time traveling nerd
01:24:50right here
01:25:06you
01:25:08you okay
01:25:11okay
01:25:11whatever
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You alright?
01:25:25Yeah.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Woah.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came to.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Neil Watkins,
01:26:04since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:08I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:19And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:27to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Neil Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yes!
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess,
01:27:13some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:22me are much more Whoo!
01:27:23YAY!
01:27:24OOHH!
01:27:28eigenen
01:27:31And no one
01:27:34makes me feel like you do
01:27:37And no one
01:27:40sets my body on fire
01:27:42No one gives me shivers like you
01:27:47Oh, no one does it better
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