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Santa Games (2022) (ENG) HD [Full Movie] [High Quality]Full EP - Full
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00:00:36I'm going to take a look at the camera and see how it's going.
00:00:36I'm going to take a look at the camera and see how it's going.
00:00:37I'm going to take a look at the camera.
00:01:37It looks like Santa's got a sweet tooth.
00:01:41Did you pay for those peignets?
00:01:44Are you a peignet police?
00:01:45You know I didn't get that job.
00:01:48Well, guys, let's have fun today, okay?
00:01:53If you kids want to buy a picture, it's okay.
00:01:57But don't push.
00:01:57You don't have to push it down the road.
00:01:59Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:00Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:03What is the word?
00:02:06Fine.
00:02:07Fine.
00:02:07What?
00:02:07Fine.
00:02:09Fine.
00:02:12See you out there.
00:02:14I'm Santa Charles.
00:02:15Wait.
00:02:19Slow down, Santa.
00:02:21These are new.
00:02:24Are you hiding?
00:02:25Can you see me?
00:02:27Is Jesus black?
00:02:29Santa, go to the office.
00:02:30The niece wants to see you.
00:02:31She said, tell Santa Charles.
00:02:32Tell Santa Charles what?
00:02:34Santa, she wants to see you in her office.
00:02:36Shhh.
00:02:37You didn't see me.
00:02:38That's not sexy.
00:02:39This is sexy, and you are hard to miss.
00:02:42That's a fat joke.
00:02:43You're a little punk.
00:02:45Mm-hmm.
00:02:45You're not a fat joke.
00:02:46I'm not the only big guy here.
00:02:47Thick is the new word.
00:02:48Yeah.
00:02:49Two Cs.
00:02:49What about Big D?
00:02:51Big Douglas over here.
00:02:53No one ever makes fun of Big Douglas.
00:02:56He's a security guard.
00:02:57He's bigger than me.
00:02:59Not my ministry.
00:03:00Mm-hmm.
00:03:01They're making fun of big people.
00:03:02We need to get together and rally around big people.
00:03:06Get us a flag.
00:03:08A saying.
00:03:10Yo, you're bigger than everybody.
00:03:12We're going to have to knock them up, man.
00:03:14Don't do what you need to do.
00:03:15I ain't bigger than you.
00:03:29Santa Claus!
00:03:30Whoa!
00:03:33For me?
00:03:34Yes, sir!
00:03:36Merry Christmas, everyone!
00:03:39Who's been naughty and who's been black?
00:03:42Santa!
00:03:44Hey!
00:03:46Boom!
00:03:47Who wants to talk to Santa?
00:03:50Oh, oh!
00:03:51Feliz Navidad!
00:03:52Oh, boom!
00:03:54Feliz Navidad!
00:03:54Bueno!
00:03:55Bueno!
00:03:55Hey!
00:03:57Boom, Emily!
00:03:59Let's get some music going on around here.
00:04:01Merry Christmas, everybody!
00:04:04Let's get this party started!
00:04:05Janet!
00:04:10Merry Christmas!
00:04:12Hi, Santa Child!
00:04:13Hi, Janet!
00:04:14Isn't my day?
00:04:15Isn't my day?
00:04:16Isn't my day!
00:04:16Isn't my day?
00:04:17Last year, you wanted a detective outfit with a magnifying glass.
00:04:20The year before that, you wanted just friends and a unicorn.
00:04:24What do you want this shit?
00:04:29I'll do my best.
00:04:30Oh, and Santa, one more thing.
00:04:32Yeah?
00:04:33Do you need Jesus?
00:04:35How about a picture with Santa?
00:04:39Say Merry Christmas!
00:04:41Merry Christmas!
00:04:45I want a PS5, a zero-gravity laser race car,
00:04:48a climbing wall.
00:04:50And if you can fix the ozone layer
00:04:51even just a tiny little bit, that would be great.
00:04:54And also...
00:04:55How about we take this picture?
00:04:56Say Christmas presents!
00:05:09Incoming!
00:05:36I thought you'd stop by my office on one of your breaks.
00:05:39Well, technically I'm still on break, guys.
00:05:41I heard about the incident.
00:05:47The guy was 300 pounds.
00:05:49I think he was 30.
00:05:50We don't discriminate.
00:05:52Hmm?
00:05:53Scriminate?
00:05:54I'm...
00:05:55You know, it's a big guy.
00:05:57Why can't you be a team player?
00:05:59I am a team player.
00:06:00He's not a team player.
00:06:02Most teams protect the quarterback.
00:06:05He was a paying customer.
00:06:08Santa is his best friend.
00:06:09Santa is his hero.
00:06:10And all heroes should better sell honey to a bee.
00:06:13Heroes get the job done.
00:06:14Did you know a hero's also a sandwich?
00:06:18I like mine with some relish.
00:06:20Maybe some mayonnaise.
00:06:22You could want...
00:06:22You had a quota to make.
00:06:23I like it.
00:06:24You sell what?
00:06:26Hmm?
00:06:26Any idea?
00:06:27Hmm?
00:06:28Hmm?
00:06:29I'm...
00:06:30The num...
00:06:31The...
00:06:31I don't have the paper.
00:06:33The numbers haven't came in.
00:06:34The numbers came in.
00:06:36We sold a couple hundred.
00:06:37Whoa!
00:06:38That's what I'm talking about.
00:06:40No, that's not what we're talking about.
00:06:41Whoa!
00:06:43Keep it down, the kids.
00:06:45Off top?
00:06:45Is that some kind of record number?
00:06:46No, that's a failure.
00:06:48You sold a couple hundred photos a day.
00:06:50And yet, you spend hundreds of hours with thousands of kids.
00:06:54You ask them about their lives, their lists, their favorites,
00:06:57but you won't ask them to take one stupid photo?
00:07:00Kids want Santa to listen to them.
00:07:03You want their tooth fairy money.
00:07:04Yes!
00:07:05Yes, yes, yes!
00:07:07I want all of it.
00:07:08Santa's bigger than the tooth fairy.
00:07:09Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:11That's why he doesn't need any money.
00:07:14No.
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:17If I look like you, whew, I'd have them eating out the palm of my hands.
00:07:24Is that a fat joke?
00:07:26Let me explain something to you.
00:07:28I am Santa Legacy.
00:07:31Hmm.
00:07:32Okay?
00:07:3225 years.
00:07:33Me.
00:07:34In.
00:07:35Okay?
00:07:35My daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:38His daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:40His daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:42Well, not his daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:43Okay.
00:07:43Your daddy and your daddy's daddy and your daddy's daddy on top of that, don't pay these bills.
00:07:47Do your job.
00:07:50Well, maybe his daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:54I believe in you.
00:07:58I believe in your bigness.
00:08:00Huh?
00:08:04I believe in you.
00:08:06You get the point.
00:08:07Cause I'm, I've been doing this a long time.
00:08:12Ha, me.
00:08:21Woo.
00:08:27Ugh.
00:08:32Ah.
00:08:36whooah.
00:08:39I'm here 2-0 for the sleight.
00:09:11You know you can't drown your problems in snickerdoodle and milk, right?
00:09:16Thanks for letting me stay here, aunt.
00:09:17It's only temporary, man, just until I get back on my feet.
00:09:20You know we don't mind you staying here.
00:09:23It's always a home, but we got some rules.
00:09:29First, no lips to carton.
00:09:32That's direct contact.
00:09:34Don't do that.
00:09:35Don't let your auntie do that.
00:09:36We found them.
00:09:39That means that's your milk now.
00:09:42Yeah, because this is what you use around here.
00:09:46No, it's too late.
00:09:47It's too late.
00:09:49I thought you wanted some.
00:09:51No, you wouldn't lift the carton.
00:09:53It's not in the carton no more.
00:09:56But your lips, son, your lips, huh?
00:10:01All right.
00:10:03And the cookie situation here.
00:10:10We want you to be comfortable.
00:10:13You know you can stay with me and your aunt anytime you want, okay?
00:10:18But we don't have to ration out these cookies.
00:10:20And Carol said I could have some.
00:10:22She said, one, you don't have to eat nine at one time, son.
00:10:26You can have a cookie every once in a while.
00:10:29You'd look like Rick Ross if he liked cookies.
00:10:34There's a smile we're looking for.
00:10:35That's the guy I'm looking for right there, man.
00:10:39Listen, everything's gonna be all right.
00:10:41Gonna get you a new apartment.
00:10:42I just wish I could commit to something.
00:10:44I just can't commit to anything these days, man.
00:10:47Well, you know what?
00:10:48You should just start out by committing to this.
00:10:53A glass.
00:10:55Now that's your milk.
00:10:57Your lips have been on it.
00:10:59And that's your glass.
00:11:03Are you fooling my cookie?
00:11:08Jingle bells, jingle bells.
00:11:11Who is Charlie Wilson with my uncle?
00:11:12What do you say?
00:11:13What do you say?
00:11:14Nothing.
00:11:15Huh?
00:11:15Leave me alone, Charlie.
00:11:17I'll call Goofy and Gaffey L to come here and sock your Rick Ross looking ass.
00:11:32Up on the hushtox reindeer falls, out jumped the good old Santa Claus.
00:11:39Down through the chimney with lots of toys, all for the little one's Christmas jewels.
00:11:47Hell, hell, hell!
00:11:49Who wanna go?
00:11:51Hell, hell, hell!
00:11:52Who wanna go?
00:11:54Up on the hushtox, click, click, click.
00:11:57Down through the chimney we go the same day
00:12:05First come a stockin' up little now
00:12:08Oh dear Santa, fill it well
00:12:12Give her for Dolly the raps and dry
00:12:16On that loafin' and shot her rise
00:12:20Ho, ho, ho, who would it go?
00:12:24Ho, ho, ho
00:12:25Ho, ho, ho
00:12:35Ho, ho
00:12:38Well fellas
00:12:39Another day
00:12:42Rr
00:12:43Rr
00:12:44Rr
00:12:53Bip, dip, dip
00:12:55Bip
00:12:55Bip, dip, dip
00:12:57Bip, dip
00:12:58Boosh
00:12:59Boop, boop, boop
00:13:02What happened?
00:13:04Who shot Rudolph?
00:13:09Santa Charles
00:13:11My office
00:13:18Let me talk over here good morning
00:13:36Please have a seat
00:13:37If I told you once I told you twice
00:13:39I'm not gonna retire till I'm in the dirt
00:13:43You're resilient and I appreciate that but I have a business to run
00:13:46A new updated modern Santa experience business
00:13:51Your contract is up at the end of the season so I'm not asking you anymore I'm telling you
00:13:55Denise
00:13:56Denise
00:13:56I've decided not to renew
00:13:59Denise
00:14:01Who now?
00:14:02I thought you would like retirement
00:14:03Come on
00:14:04No, are you kidding me?
00:14:06Oh no
00:14:06I guess you wouldn't
00:14:07But Patrick, Patrick
00:14:08He comes highly recommended
00:14:11Patrick?
00:14:11Mm-hmm
00:14:13A white Santa
00:14:15In a black mall
00:14:16Are you kidding?
00:14:17It would be chaos around here
00:14:18I
00:14:19It would be
00:14:20Did you see the right to King Ryan?
00:14:22I did but that has nothing to do with this
00:14:24He is
00:14:24If you hired a ghost of Christmas past
00:14:27These people would lose their minds
00:14:30That's like playing Paul Anka at a family reunion
00:14:34Okay
00:14:34You can't do that
00:14:36I don't see why
00:14:36You need the old days
00:14:37I mean he
00:14:37Well
00:14:38The kids will love him
00:14:39It's good enough
00:14:40And apparently he loves having his photo taken
00:14:42And I like my Santa's amenable
00:14:44A meanable
00:14:45A meanable
00:14:46Bottom line
00:14:47It works
00:14:48He works
00:14:48It works
00:14:49You can't listen to me
00:14:52This has been a black Santa mall since 1948
00:14:55My grandfather sent a little white child right here smiling and people took a picture
00:15:02Nobody said nothing
00:15:04That's my legacy
00:15:07That's who I am
00:15:08Look
00:15:08We break down barriers
00:15:10Okay
00:15:11I can appreciate that
00:15:12I can appreciate that
00:15:14I know
00:15:14This is some kind of tradition for your family
00:15:17You've broken all kind of barriers
00:15:18I get that
00:15:19But I'm doing you a favor
00:15:20What?
00:15:20This is a physically demanding job and I can see
00:15:23Well say it
00:15:25Say it
00:15:26Say it
00:15:27Say it
00:15:28I didn't say anything about fat
00:15:30You were about to say fat
00:15:31I was gonna say tired
00:15:32Say it
00:15:32You're tired
00:15:33Ah
00:15:33You're tired
00:15:34Have any kids of your own that has the potential
00:15:36Look, I've made my decision
00:15:37I'm running up the flagpole, it's done
00:15:39You said tired instead of fat
00:15:43Nobody digs your music but you
00:15:44You are effective
00:15:45Senator Charles, you need to write in your journal or take that up with your therapist
00:15:48I'm telling you what I need
00:15:50My bottom line is suffering
00:15:51Because of your incompetence
00:15:53Now here's the deal
00:15:55After this season
00:15:56You're done
00:16:04I see some time
00:16:05No
00:16:06No, no, no, no
00:16:07Absolutely not
00:16:08Listen to me, hear me out
00:16:09Let me find my own replacement
00:16:18Groom the way you like it
00:16:21Woo
00:16:22You're funny
00:16:23You picked the wrong profession
00:16:25You probably should have been a comedian
00:16:28I groom
00:16:31I hand down
00:16:34I teach
00:16:37But it's with your rules
00:16:40Let me go out with some dignity
00:16:43And then I'll retire
00:16:46Is that a promise?
00:16:48Yes
00:16:48You told me Santas don't make promises
00:16:50They do now
00:16:53All right
00:16:55I'll tell you what
00:16:57You have until the end of the season
00:16:59To find me the best Santa for the job
00:17:05Game on
00:17:06Well, let's shake on it
00:17:07Let's not shake on it
00:17:09Let's remember this moment
00:17:13Okay
00:17:15You're a good friend
00:17:16Oh, okay, go
00:17:18Have you ever heard of the Heat Miser?
00:17:20You kind of look like
00:17:21Ah!
00:17:25Thank you
00:17:26Thank you
00:17:27No, thank you
00:17:28Thank you
00:17:28I'm not gonna let you down
00:17:29Got it
00:17:30Okay?
00:17:31Oversteady
00:17:32Oversteady
00:17:32Great
00:17:40Hey
00:17:41The name is Orlando
00:17:42And next time you're in this mall
00:17:44Just ask for me
00:17:45Baby
00:17:46You'll never wait in line again
00:17:49I'm telling my dad
00:17:50I'm telling my dad too
00:17:55Kids
00:17:56Great
00:18:02Merry Christmas, Jude
00:18:04What's wrong?
00:18:06What's wrong?
00:18:08What's wrong?
00:18:08I don't know
00:18:08I don't know
00:18:10First time in a black mall
00:18:14I know how you feel
00:18:16Barbecue smell
00:18:18Greens
00:18:20Cornbread
00:18:24I know what you want for Christmas
00:18:26You want to be able to do this
00:18:32Back at you, Jude
00:18:33What do you want this year?
00:18:36A...
00:18:37A turtle?
00:18:55You're getting too old for the sled
00:18:57We're getting too high
00:19:15Let's see
00:19:19What are you doing?
00:19:22That's good
00:19:23I'm going to check with you
00:19:23Oh shit
00:19:24I'm going to check with you
00:19:24Look at this
00:19:25This is my design. Sites like these steal indie ideas all the time.
00:19:31Make a few changes and resell the imitations as their own.
00:19:36You're really leaving, huh?
00:19:39I'm not gonna help it. You're really good at this.
00:19:47I feel you. And I'm 100% on board. Give me the details.
00:19:51What's your target demo? Level of experience? Personality type?
00:19:57A little Danish, but you know.
00:20:01Do you want me to put competitive salary? Ooh, can grow a beard naturally.
00:20:06You want to admit aggressive?
00:20:08Be aggressive. Be aggressive.
00:20:11Should I set the parameters to worldwide?
00:20:17I don't even know what you're talking about.
00:20:19Okay, what else do you want?
00:20:21Video.
00:20:22Oh, I'm good at videos.
00:20:23Really?
00:20:24Mm-hmm.
00:20:27Anything else?
00:20:30Those yellow things with expressions.
00:20:34Body face.
00:20:36Emoji.
00:20:38We just got Black Santas last year.
00:20:48Period.
00:20:49Perp.
00:20:50Perp.
00:20:51Perp.
00:20:52Perp.
00:20:52Oh, yes.
00:20:54Knock, knock.
00:20:56Unchained.
00:20:57No more.
00:20:57Different era.
00:20:59Perp.
00:21:00Got a lot of hair.
00:21:00Oh.
00:21:00Yeah.
00:21:01Yeah.
00:21:02Yeah.
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:20Uh-oh.
00:21:21I'm not sweet.
00:21:23I'm just reading my eyelids.
00:21:30Uh-oh.
00:21:32Somebody want something.
00:21:36Call me.
00:21:38When you get all squirrelly and touchy like this, you want to say something.
00:21:44Or you want something.
00:21:46You alright?
00:21:48I can't figure out what to do.
00:21:51What should I do?
00:21:53You've been putting it off for a long time.
00:21:56And we both knew this day would come.
00:21:58Right?
00:22:00But I think retirement is going to be good for both of us.
00:22:04Yeah, let me think about it.
00:22:07Now we get to stop putting off that trip to Edinburgh.
00:22:11Come on, it's been years we've been talking about Edinburgh.
00:22:14Are you saying it right?
00:22:16I'm saying it right.
00:22:17Edinburgh?
00:22:18E-D-I-N-S-A-N-T-A-I-N-T-A-I-N-T-A-N-T-A
00:22:21-I-N-T-A-N-T-A-N-T-A-HEEE-R SONAMP америк tipo.
00:22:21Are you trying to say Eaglewood?
00:22:23No, baby. No.
00:22:24Of course of Edinburgh.
00:22:25Edinburgh? We do, baby.
00:22:26No, no, no. Black people?
00:22:28Yeah, we're black. Mm-hmm.
00:22:29We'll be there.
00:22:31Blackmac?
00:22:32Do something different, honey.
00:22:35Let's go to Alabama.
00:22:37But I wanna see the Christmas markets, big papa.
00:22:41but that's why they have the internet in person and on christmas edinburgh yes
00:22:50oh god you can't hate me because i love being santa claus i mean i'm doing my due diligence
00:22:56baby you've been sitting in this chair all day and all night doing your due diligence
00:23:02but look if we're not gonna go to edinburgh can you do me a favor just go talk to clarence
00:23:10hmm listen the boys went through a rough patch he don't even like christmas he's not a holiday
00:23:17person right all right but look he needs purpose hmm and he just might be able to change his mind
00:23:27so there you go yeah i knew you was helping me oh i'm always up to something big popper
00:23:34he's gonna give me some purpose talk to clarence baby
00:23:53this room is right here okay i'll talk to you later
00:24:03hey what's up i know this is a dumb question but are you busy tomorrow no man i'm just trying
00:24:09to
00:24:09piece my life back together yeah why don't you take a break and then come with me to work
00:24:14you're doing my interviews yeah nobody wants a job i'll be doing this until i'm dead oh man
00:24:20uncle charles you ain't gonna die you're gonna live forever like the real center
00:24:25that's what i thought but i think you should come to work with me the kids will cheer you up
00:24:29man
00:24:29they enjoy it too
00:24:34okay okay i'll go whatever take a shower yeah but i'm not wearing a costume it's not a costume
00:24:41it's a uniform it's a uniform it ain't not that cool it's a costume the snickerdoodle cookies are disgusting
00:24:55oh holy north pole
00:25:03the irs will never catch me
00:25:18it's time for more video
00:25:34what the
00:25:39oh my god oh my god hello hello my love oh my gosh
00:25:46i'm vain girl 21 thank you for logging in
00:25:48no i'm not vain girl 21.
00:25:51i'm all of it but y'all my friend sent me this video earlier and i was cracking up
00:25:55you have to see this this is santa charles for the ultimate i'm so fired i've never heard of
00:26:00eating this this had me rolling look at him why is that doing it to him he started doing this
00:26:08crazy
00:26:08dance like this he was doing this little roll with it i don't know about that we're gonna have to
00:26:12like
00:26:12make it make it a little cuter oh i like that okay look man girl 21
00:26:17we're gonna make this on the hashtag mall santa hashtag welcome to santa challenge
00:26:21oh you guys want to do it with me and we're gonna roll it and we're gonna do a little
00:26:27santa belly with it
00:26:28i'm so fired okay y'all so make sure you do the dance hashtag ultimate santa challenge
00:26:32and when they're picking the next mall santa we gotta show up
00:26:35oh no no no no oh my god okay thanks so i'll let you guys know
00:26:39oh my gosh not vain girl 21 oh god
00:26:45oh my gosh not vain girl 21
00:27:35Oh my gosh, you guys, look at all of these people!
00:27:39You are logged in for Vain Girl 21.
00:27:42Okay, so as you can see, guys, I'm not the only one to make it out to the mall to
00:27:46check
00:27:46out the ultimate Santa challenge.
00:27:48And you like my fakes?
00:27:49The ultimate Santa challenge is to choose the next mall Santa.
00:27:52And as you can see, there are all types of Santas here ready to slay.
00:27:57But you guys, I heard the OG original Santa is ready to retire, but he's ready to tap
00:28:02on his baton to the next successor.
00:28:04However, do they look this good?
00:28:07And can they do this?
00:28:16Hey!
00:28:17Come on and play with me, baby.
00:28:19Come on down to the mall today.
00:28:20Hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:28:22I've been waiting for this now.
00:28:23You have no idea.
00:28:24I dream of being a Santa Claus.
00:28:26Now, I'm going to trust you to make this special juice because I've got to go.
00:28:32You can have your Santa Claus.
00:28:37Yeah, Rastafari.
00:28:38Yeah.
00:28:43Emma, right?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45Is there anyone that can help us out here?
00:28:46We just want to sign up.
00:28:47I mean, I've been here with Joseph and Charles and Kiki and Deshawn.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:52You must be in charge.
00:28:55It's Denise.
00:28:55Hi.
00:28:56Elizabeth will take great care of you.
00:28:57Okay?
00:28:58It's Emma.
00:28:58Why does everyone keep calling me?
00:28:59Okay.
00:29:00It's Denise.
00:29:01Come on, guys.
00:29:02Everybody, can you just stay back?
00:29:03We've got to sign right there.
00:29:04Just sign right there.
00:29:05Just sign right there.
00:29:06No.
00:29:06Santa Charles will be here soon and you guys can sign.
00:29:10What in the...
00:29:13Orlando!
00:29:14We are planning on ramping up security for this crowd out here, right?
00:29:17I could use an extra pair of hands.
00:29:18And a barricade.
00:29:20And a small tank.
00:29:21We're not under siege.
00:29:22Not yet.
00:29:25You got pepper spray?
00:29:27Mm-hmm.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:28Good.
00:29:29Use it.
00:29:29If you have to.
00:29:31But only if you have to.
00:29:33And never on the kids.
00:29:34No, no, no.
00:29:35That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
00:29:37Copy that, Big D.
00:29:41Don't call me that.
00:29:44You're right.
00:29:46Inappropriate.
00:29:46Very.
00:29:51Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
00:29:55Wow.
00:29:56How amazing.
00:29:58How true are you?
00:29:59Wamping around like some lost duck.
00:30:02The post went viral.
00:30:05Apparently we were too aggressive.
00:30:07Too, too aggressive.
00:30:09It was picked up by atveinggirl21.
00:30:11She has over 20 million followers on vid feed.
00:30:14Way more than...
00:30:15Diamond Dave.
00:30:17Oh, my God.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:20Diamond Dave.
00:30:21Yeah.
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:23Went posting.
00:30:24People are getting sick all the time when they go viral.
00:30:30I forgot to refresh the page.
00:30:32I know.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:35We'll refresh it later.
00:30:37We'll refresh the page later and call Diamond and get the disease handled.
00:30:42I'm so fired.
00:30:44No.
00:30:45That's because you got the people viral and the people refresh the viral page.
00:30:53What is he talking about?
00:30:56Going viral means basically the whole world see.
00:31:01What?
00:31:18Before you say anything, let me explain.
00:31:22Please do.
00:31:22It's gonna be the one because I think I should be the one.
00:31:27Explain.
00:31:30Um, we did what you asked and we went wild.
00:31:33Uh-huh.
00:31:34Uh-huh.
00:31:35We even went viral.
00:31:37Is that why it looks like a Santa convention exploded outside of my mall?
00:31:40Maybe we went too wide.
00:31:42Yeah.
00:31:42We can make an announcement over the intercom and send the store-bought Santa's packing.
00:31:47No.
00:31:48No, no, no, no.
00:31:49This is good.
00:31:50This is exactly what we needed.
00:31:53Hmm?
00:31:54There's a lot of Santas out there.
00:31:56We're bound to find someone we both like and can move forward with.
00:32:00Hmm.
00:32:02No.
00:32:03But those aren't real Santas.
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:05They're viral.
00:32:07He learned that word.
00:32:08They didn't refresh, right?
00:32:11I'm keeping an open mind, Santa Charles.
00:32:13Are you?
00:32:15Yeah!
00:32:16But I'm just saying that they're viral Santas.
00:32:19Okay, so what's the plan for the interviews?
00:32:22There's a lot of folks out there and from the looks of them, they'll be competitive.
00:32:26That sounds cut broke.
00:32:27Oh, I know.
00:32:27I know.
00:32:29Something.
00:32:30Something's in the air.
00:32:31I imagine a bunch of Santas trying to ruin each other for likes and for a chance at the coveted
00:32:36Santa mall job.
00:32:39It's definitely not covered by insurance.
00:32:41It could be a multi-day task and we could hold interviews in the parking lot.
00:32:44And I could start a sign-up sheet to get an accurate head count.
00:32:47Hey!
00:32:48Okay.
00:32:53I got it.
00:32:54What?
00:32:56Check.
00:32:59What did you say?
00:33:01You wanted a Santa Claus that would be what?
00:33:06Amenable.
00:33:07Amenable.
00:33:07Yeah!
00:33:08I couldn't remember that word.
00:33:09But listen.
00:33:11We have a challenge.
00:33:14They have to be up for the par.
00:33:19They have to do things.
00:33:24Obstacle them.
00:33:25Flippity-flippin'.
00:33:26Whippity-whippin'.
00:33:27Scoobity-whippin'.
00:33:28Whippoo!
00:33:29That's what we call the amenable Santa challenge!
00:33:37Okay, so...
00:33:39So what are you thinking?
00:33:43I call it now.
00:34:08Who falls asleep in a sauna?
00:34:14What you want, man?
00:34:16How do you find a sauna?
00:34:18I found one.
00:34:21Follow me.
00:34:24Where are we going?
00:34:26Let's talk and more walking, boy!
00:34:29I'm gonna find a gym, bitch.
00:34:46What are you doing?
00:34:47Shhh!
00:34:48Man, you're acting weird.
00:34:50Is that right?
00:34:50What is this?
00:34:51Some kind of Santa experience initiation
00:34:53where you teach me how to dunk cookies effectively?
00:34:56Listen.
00:34:57I'm not supposed to do this.
00:35:00But I want you to be Santa Claus.
00:35:06Only problem with that is...
00:35:08I don't want to be Santa!
00:35:12Man, I just came to spend some time with my favorite uncle.
00:35:15Very interesting word.
00:35:17Time.
00:35:20I'll say you spend a lot of time in prison.
00:35:24Here we go.
00:35:27Your PO is not playing.
00:35:29He's very serious.
00:35:31If you become Santa,
00:35:34it allows him to see you in a different light.
00:35:38You understand that?
00:35:39You're helping children.
00:35:40I saw how children see you.
00:35:42When they see you, their faces light up.
00:35:46There's something about this suit,
00:35:48won't you put it on?
00:35:50It kind of erases your past.
00:35:53It becomes something new.
00:35:55You have a purpose.
00:35:58Uncle Charles.
00:36:00No.
00:36:08You think you're the only criminal in the family, don't you?
00:36:15No.
00:36:19Let me show you something.
00:36:27See that?
00:36:29That's my father, your grandfather.
00:36:32And his father, my grandfather.
00:36:35Do you know what my grandfather did for a living?
00:36:38He was a bootlegger from Chicago.
00:36:41They called them big draws.
00:36:45Do you know what they called your grandfather?
00:36:47What?
00:36:48Poon Daddy.
00:36:50He was a con artist.
00:36:53We all had a pass.
00:36:56They put on a suit and it makes their pass.
00:36:59They start giving.
00:37:01I even have a pass.
00:37:04I used to be a gymnast.
00:37:06Now that's criminal.
00:37:09Especially when you saw me in them tights.
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:13My point is, put on a suit.
00:37:18It gives you a purpose.
00:37:21You got it.
00:37:23Uncle Charles.
00:37:24I don't want to be sound.
00:37:27As a kid, this is all you ever wanted to do.
00:37:30I was eight.
00:37:33Of course I thought this was the coolest job in the world.
00:37:36You're a fat man in a red velvet suit and nobody judges you.
00:37:41But then I grew up.
00:37:43And I realized that all you do is peddle dreams and wishes to little kids.
00:37:47It's not real.
00:37:49None of this is real.
00:37:58That's what you think I'm a fat man in a red suit.
00:38:06This is real.
00:38:08You real.
00:38:09Uncle Charles.
00:38:11There's a thousand other guys out there that like to play dress up just like you.
00:38:14You don't need me.
00:38:16But they're not real.
00:38:18And they're not you.
00:38:19They're from instant tape.
00:38:22Face.
00:38:24The thing with the bird.
00:38:26Instant face, huh?
00:38:27You know what I'm saying.
00:38:29They're instant influencers, man.
00:38:33I love you.
00:38:34But you gotta understand that not everybody gets what they want for Christmas.
00:38:39You of all people should know that.
00:38:41I do.
00:38:43That's not what you get.
00:38:45That's what you give.
00:38:48Whatever, man.
00:38:50I got bigger fish to fry and bigger problems to solve.
00:38:53So I'm gonna find me something to eat and I guess I'll find my own way home.
00:38:59Now when you say you're gonna find your own way home, does that mean you're gonna steal a car?
00:39:03No.
00:39:06Where'd you get that road from?
00:39:26Hey.
00:39:28I think a lot.
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:33Then where are your parents?
00:39:37I don't know.
00:39:41They're probably worried.
00:39:43Where's your family?
00:39:51Santa Charles?
00:39:52Is your daddy?
00:39:54Uncle.
00:39:56Mom and dad are gone.
00:39:59You are so lucky.
00:40:01I wish I had an Uncle Santa.
00:40:07I guess he's not so bad.
00:40:10Gosh, there you are.
00:40:12I was so worried.
00:40:15No problem.
00:40:16Come on, let's go.
00:40:55We're live at-
00:40:56Are you Santa's ready for a challenge?
00:40:58Yeah!
00:41:00I said, are you Santa's ready for a challenge?
00:41:03Yeah!
00:41:04The ultimate Santa challenge?
00:41:06Yeah!
00:41:07I'm your host, DJ Snowbirds, and this store is your plate now.
00:41:12I'm your host, DJ Snowbirds, and this store is your plate now.
00:41:13We also have souvenirs.
00:41:14We have hats, shop glasses, snow clothes, novelty towels, t-shirts, miniatures, and various
00:41:21work has been available for the first time.
00:41:23Okay?
00:41:23That's very funny.
00:41:24There will be three days of Santa games, and at the end of the game we'll count our next
00:41:29small Santa.
00:41:31All right.
00:41:32But, but, you don't have to take my word for it, because Santa Charles is here to let
00:41:36you know that he's been making a list and checking it twice, and at the end of the
00:41:40games, he will decide to be naughty or nuts.
00:41:48First of all, I'd like to thank you guys for being one of the Santa games.
00:41:55This is not a job.
00:41:59It's an honor and a privilege.
00:42:03This is not a suit or a costume.
00:42:06It's a uniform.
00:42:08I'm proud to wear it.
00:42:10Some of you guys know this.
00:42:12Some of you guys don't.
00:42:14I'm part of a legacy here.
00:42:17Three decades.
00:42:18Sitting in that chair right there.
00:42:20A grandfather.
00:42:22A father.
00:42:23But this is not about being a mall Santa.
00:42:27It's about listening and love.
00:42:31Love for the job.
00:42:34Love for the people.
00:42:36Love for the community.
00:42:38I remember you.
00:42:40Stacy Howard.
00:42:42One of the fire trucks.
00:42:45Kids.
00:42:47They don't get everything they want.
00:42:50But they do get to see Santa Claus.
00:42:54It looks like them.
00:42:56Hmm?
00:42:59So, welcome to the first annual Santa Games.
00:43:05We're working together.
00:43:07Kingdomries.
00:43:07Oh, my God.
00:43:24We're in order for an original Santa Claus.
00:43:25You're in order for an general Santa Claus.
00:43:25I'm tired of eating.
00:43:25I'm lucky for you.
00:43:25He's academically we're in the beginning kind of walking,
00:43:26too.
00:43:26So fu断s in thatwhen you eat little pues,
00:43:26and that's it, tons of equipment.
00:43:33And that's it.
00:43:35Yeah so well, you can't enjoy the show
00:43:47can i help you it's not what it looks like looks like you're stealing from santa
00:43:56what are you doing then borrowing from santa without his permission you lose a bet or something
00:44:04worse i think i just found my christmas spirit in the storage closet is that where i left it
00:44:12oh you know i never could find the hats in the midst of all that other stuff
00:44:24your uncle is going to be so please don't tell uncle charles
00:44:31i want to do this on my own if it's in my blood my family legacy then it's meant to
00:44:38be but if not
00:44:41and i fail at this too then at least uncle charles won't have to get his hopes up
00:44:47all right i won't say a word okay but i do think he's gonna know
00:44:53i just have a feeling you'll know
00:45:01can you help me with this beard i thought you'd never ask
00:45:06all right let's see oh yeah first you have to take this nap off put your head down
00:45:16behind those ears hold on can you breathe
00:45:25i'm so proud
00:45:31next
00:45:42next
00:45:47so i'm really sorry thank you thanks
00:45:54all right first and last name salem
00:45:59thank you
00:46:17tell us your name my name is stephanie
00:46:21You know, straight from Jamaica, buh, buh!
00:46:25Hi, I'm Adam.
00:46:28Hi, my name is Clu... Clyde.
00:46:33My name is Nick.
00:46:36And, uh, Nick, why do you want to be Santa Claus?
00:46:39Wait, wait, hold on. Who are you?
00:46:41Who are you to be asking me questions or what's happening right now?
00:46:46We want to be Santa Claus and I'm coming and I show up, Santa can be everywhere, you know?
00:46:51I'm here for one reason, total world domination.
00:46:54Did it? And now he's on the elf team.
00:46:56Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come, Uncle Adam is on TV.
00:47:00Come, fast, fast, fast, fast.
00:47:01So, basically...
00:47:07Welcome to the day one of the gigantic dance.
00:47:19All right, and we're back with what looks like hampers of Santa's dirty laundry.
00:47:27I wonder what we're going to do with that?
00:47:30I can't hear you, but if you guessed wash and fold, you're wrong.
00:47:35This game is called Santa's Pajamas.
00:47:44When I count to three, you will race to the hampers and grab a matching pajama set.
00:47:49We have elf, gingerbread, and snowman.
00:47:53Options are limited, so choose wisely.
00:47:58And...
00:47:59Go!
00:48:06Oh, wow.
00:48:10Illegal contact!
00:48:12There's no fighting in the north pole!
00:48:14We have jammies for everybody.
00:48:18Oh!
00:48:19Oh!
00:48:20Oh!
00:48:21Oh!
00:48:23Oh!
00:48:24Oh!
00:48:29Oh!
00:48:30Oh!
00:48:35Trial?
00:48:37Trial?
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You don't think there's a need to try out?
00:48:41I don't think there's a need to try out when you find what it is that you're looking for
00:48:45and it's sitting in the chair.
00:48:47I am a fat man.
00:48:48And this...
00:48:49What?
00:48:50How does he do this?
00:48:52Who is he?
00:48:54Santa Charles.
00:48:55Do you know Santa Charles?
00:48:57I know of him.
00:48:59Right?
00:48:59What do you know Santa Charles?
00:49:01Cool dude.
00:49:02Now it's time for the one, the only, Santa Charles!
00:49:18Good afternoon, Santas!
00:49:20Please try to separate in the most scientific ways.
00:49:25Gingerbread to the left, elves in the middle, snowmen to the right.
00:49:28The losing team will unfortunately be kicked out of the games.
00:49:32If you don't have a costume on, buh-bye.
00:49:39Oh!
00:49:41Can I tell them Designs by Terrell?
00:49:45Designs by Terrell!
00:49:47Take a picture, it's gonna last longer.
00:49:49Mm-hmm.
00:49:50And again, if you don't have a costume, off you go.
00:50:00Listen, you guys all did a good job.
00:50:03See you day two.
00:50:05Good night.
00:50:05Have a good night, guys.
00:50:10We'll see you back here bright and early tomorrow morning for day two.
00:50:29Good night.
00:50:38I've got the pizza guys.
00:50:43Look at what I found in the home, it's like a lost little puppy!
00:50:47And look, he don't have his beard on!
00:50:49No, I won't fly!
00:50:52Hey, I hope you don't mind, we couldn't decide I'm talking to guests, so we just got cheese.
00:50:57Yeah, and they got a fruit punch, ginger ale, energy drinks, and water.
00:51:02Or, if you're feeling brave, I make a mean protein shake.
00:51:07I'm nicknaming Santa's ultimate challenge.
00:51:11I don't think I have any competition, but to be honest with you, there's one particular one on my team.
00:51:16Are they gonna hear this?
00:51:17No, of course.
00:51:18Okay, cool. So, there's one particular Santa on my team, Nick.
00:51:22Buff Daddy, Big Santa.
00:51:24He's just always angry and wants to hit people.
00:51:27The Roid Ranger.
00:51:28I think that might be something in his protein shakes.
00:51:30I think you take on some of the ting, you just slow it down, it's not healthy for your man
00:51:34bits, you know what I'm saying?
00:51:35But then some of the other ones, you know, they alright, you know.
00:51:39Day one done.
00:51:40Yeah, you know, we started it off a little rocky, you know.
00:51:43But you know what, Mike?
00:51:44We got it done, we edged it out.
00:51:46You know what? I think day two is gonna be a doozy.
00:51:49I mean, everything that went through with the PJs.
00:51:51But you two looked a little intense.
00:51:53This man.
00:51:54Are you scared?
00:51:56No, but you should be.
00:51:57Ooh.
00:51:58Ooh.
00:51:59I'm just glad I found a shirt that could hit me.
00:52:02I actually found the shirt, and you're welcome.
00:52:06Yeah, you know what? It was a little crazy.
00:52:09You guys think the rest of the challenges are gonna be like that?
00:52:12Nah man, we don't think so.
00:52:15I really just wanna say something.
00:52:17I'm just so happy to be here with all of you.
00:52:22Back home in London, you know, I have a lot of friends.
00:52:25You know, that sweater, many ass you like.
00:52:28Look, I'm just here to make a statement.
00:52:30And what's that?
00:52:32That women can be Santa too.
00:52:35I'm here because I wanna be the next Santa.
00:52:38The first and one and only female Santa.
00:52:43While we're at it, Clyde, now I know you're here to compete as well, but we all know there's
00:52:48something hiding underneath that Santa beer.
00:52:50Ho, ho, ho.
00:52:51I'm here to get it.
00:52:53Santa beers.
00:52:55Alright.
00:52:57Well, it's obvious that you don't wanna be here.
00:52:59I mean, to me, I love Christmas.
00:53:01I love all of it, you know?
00:53:04I love Christmas.
00:53:05I love everything about Christmas.
00:53:06The decorations, trees, music.
00:53:08I even love the cold air.
00:53:10We wanna show the world that Christmas is universal, you know?
00:53:16I just want the gig.
00:53:18Period.
00:53:21Okay, I already told you why I'm here, Clyde.
00:53:23So, what's up?
00:53:26Well, I guess I just want something to believe in.
00:53:29You know, it's something I always wanted.
00:53:34Aw, Clyde, you're a serious dude.
00:53:37I tell ya, that's me one more time on.
00:53:39What you want, huh?
00:53:41Oh, hey, look, everyone.
00:53:42Can I grab a bow?
00:53:44Alright.
00:53:45Everybody.
00:53:46Cheers.
00:53:48Alright.
00:53:49To all of us.
00:53:51May our journey be worth it.
00:53:54What?
00:53:54Ha!
00:53:55Alright.
00:53:56And as Team Elf, may we be indestructible.
00:54:00Yeah.
00:54:00And all those other Santas, you know, they don't know what's coming.
00:54:03We are.
00:54:04We are coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:06We're all gonna come.
00:54:07Yeah, we are, man.
00:54:08Coming, honey.
00:54:09Let's come.
00:54:25What?
00:54:26Oh, Charles!
00:54:28How's it going?
00:54:28What do you think of?
00:54:29He's after an 11.
00:54:31What are you doing?
00:54:32You had to give me a minute to do some research.
00:54:34What research I was?
00:54:35To go on and look in the cookie jar and eat up all the cookies.
00:54:38I'm not okay. I mean, it may look like I'm just eating the cookies, but I'm doing research for the
00:54:45games tomorrow. I got to know this stuff.
00:54:47Mm-hmm. Okay, research.
00:54:50Look, being Santa Claus is not just a job. It's a way of life. Okay?
00:54:56Mm-hmm.
00:54:57Look at me. I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:02Say that again.
00:55:03I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:07Forgot the A this time.
00:55:10Oh, baby, please go over here.
00:55:12Forgot the A. Yep, right after I do this research.
00:55:15Oh.
00:55:16Okay, make sure you leave plants and cookies.
00:55:23Turn the light off, baby.
00:55:26Use your clapper.
00:55:35Some crevices.
00:55:37Nooks.
00:55:43What we having, man?
00:55:44Hmm.
00:55:47Guess.
00:55:48I bet you all nine of them reindeer get a snickerdoo.
00:55:58You good? You good? You learning?
00:56:03And you got your glass.
00:56:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:07Wait.
00:56:10It's my milk.
00:56:11I saw you reaching.
00:56:14Your milk is in there where you had your lips.
00:56:16Remember?
00:56:17It's the same jug.
00:56:18Hello?
00:56:19New jug.
00:56:20My jug.
00:56:20See?
00:56:21My jug.
00:56:22Your lips.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:24Oh, I got a question for you.
00:56:25Hey!
00:56:27You got a question.
00:56:33Yeah, go ahead and ask.
00:56:36Can I have a cookie?
00:56:37Oh, man.
00:56:40The fact that you asking me?
00:56:43Instead of just going in there?
00:56:45I love that, man.
00:56:47No.
00:56:49I don't want those nasty snickerdoodles anyway.
00:56:51Well, good.
00:56:51You can't have one.
00:56:52I love it.
00:56:53Why not chocolate chip or something?
00:56:56It's basic.
00:56:58It's a basic cookie.
00:56:59Chocolate chip is the best.
00:57:01It's a basic cookie.
00:57:03Peanut butter.
00:57:05Sixties.
00:57:07What's the nastiest cookie?
00:57:11Rocky Road.
00:57:12Rocky Road cookies?
00:57:14That's what I said.
00:57:15What about oatmeal raisin?
00:57:17Woo!
00:57:18Woo!
00:57:20Woo!
00:57:32Miss Claus is here?
00:57:34Santa Charles is really walking away from her.
00:57:40Nick.
00:57:41Elf?
00:57:42I love a woman in charge.
00:57:44Of course you do.
00:57:46Can I help you?
00:57:47No.
00:57:47But I can help you.
00:57:48I'm not interested.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:51I guess I won't tell you that the first challenge is a Santa trivia game.
00:57:55I appreciate you for not telling me that.
00:57:58Is there anything else you don't want to tell me?
00:58:00I'd love to.
00:58:01But I can't.
00:58:03You shouldn't.
00:58:04I definitely shouldn't tell you that the second challenge is a guessing game involving Santa Charles' favorite cookie.
00:58:10But that's all I know.
00:58:12When I become queen of the store one day, maybe you and I should go grab lunch or something.
00:58:16Merry Christmas!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:19Uh, do you have any kids?
00:58:21No.
00:58:23Yeah, see, you're not really my type.
00:58:26But, um, I do want to see you win though.
00:58:28What can I say?
00:58:29I'm a feminist.
00:58:30Oh, God.
00:58:31Grace.
00:58:32Owls.
00:58:32I love women.
00:58:33Owls.
00:58:37Come in, come in.
00:58:39All right, guys.
00:58:40Look at us.
00:58:40Team Owl.
00:58:41Team Owl.
00:58:42Team Owl.
00:58:43Team Owl.
00:58:43Okay, look, look, look, look, okay.
00:58:45So Maltz trivia over there was just telling me there's going to be two games.
00:58:48Something about a guessing game of cookies.
00:58:50And then the other one is basically like a Santa trivia game.
00:58:53What else?
00:58:54We got any of these cookies?
00:58:55Um, you got them.
00:58:56Oh, shit.
00:58:58It's a home.
00:58:59And we're only from now.
00:59:00You're right.
00:59:01Yo, what's wrong with your hat, man?
00:59:02You look like you're leaning a bit.
00:59:03Oh!
00:59:04Interesting.
00:59:05Ha!
00:59:06I'm like a leaning tower of pizza.
00:59:08All right.
00:59:09Beth?
00:59:10What's this?
00:59:10Yeah, man.
00:59:11All right.
00:59:13No mistakes.
00:59:15Yeah, man.
00:59:16Mistakes are okay, as long as you remain friends.
00:59:19Hey, man, we're trying to win this thing, all right?
00:59:21Good morning, Santas, and welcome back for day two.
00:59:24Are you ready for our game?
00:59:26Yeah!
00:59:29Gingerbread, elf, snowman, are you a team, Zoddy?
00:59:34Yeah!
00:59:36Now it's time for The Santa, a trivia game hosted by one,
00:59:42the only, Santa Charles!
00:59:51Listen up, guys.
00:59:52The questions are all multiple choice,
00:59:54so you all stand a chance, okay?
00:59:57You say you want to play some.
00:59:59Oh!
00:59:59Seriously?
01:00:00Yeah, man!
01:00:01Well, let's see.
01:00:04Questions, please.
01:00:06Be aggressive.
01:00:09Ahem!
01:00:10First question.
01:00:13How many reindeer does Santa have?
01:00:16A-8, B-9, C, as many as he wants.
01:00:38Boards, please.
01:00:39Do you want me to do it?
01:00:42Yeah.
01:00:44And the answer is B-9.
01:00:48We got it!
01:00:49Sweet dog!
01:00:50Oh!
01:00:53Oh!
01:00:56Where exactly was mommy when she kissed Santa?
01:01:01It's Santa Charles.
01:01:02Here.
01:01:02Underneath the mistletoe?
01:01:04Underneath the little bowl?
01:01:07See at Ice Cube's house.
01:01:09I think it's a trick question.
01:01:13Where your mama kiss on Santa?
01:01:14I think it's a trick question.
01:01:15What's up, mommy?
01:01:16I see this, buddy.
01:01:18Oh!
01:01:19Oh!
01:01:20Oh!
01:01:21Oh!
01:01:33Oh!
01:01:33I'm a country in which Santa is known as Pierre-Noir.
01:01:37Can you guys say that?
01:01:39Oh!
01:01:41Yeah!
01:01:42Look at that!
01:01:43Look at you!
01:01:45A, France.
01:01:46Yes.
01:01:47B, Belgium.
01:01:48C, Watts.
01:01:50Piano
01:01:51What are you doing?
01:01:53What are you doing?
01:01:54What else?
01:01:58It's not
01:02:03They stupid
01:02:05I'm sorry Elvis you got that wrong
01:02:07It's actually
01:02:08Hey friends
01:02:11You guys just sit there and breathe
01:02:13What are you doing?
01:02:15Yeah it's alright we're still
01:02:17Bamba
01:02:19Who had the biggest hit of a career
01:02:21with the song Santa Baby
01:02:24in 1953
01:02:26A or the kid
01:02:27B
01:02:29Prince
01:02:31C
01:02:32Beyonce
01:02:33I mean what is the A for though?
01:02:37Ahh answer is A
01:02:40That's all that matters
01:02:41We're friends
01:02:42What black song plays all day long
01:02:45during Christmas
01:02:47A
01:02:50What group is Eddie Levert saying
01:02:53You guys just sit there and breathe
01:02:54George
01:02:56Listen this one
01:02:59C
01:02:59Elvis you got that wrong
01:03:01Is it good?
01:03:04Ahh
01:03:05Answer is A
01:03:06A
01:03:09B
01:03:11A
01:03:13A
01:03:17What is Santa's favorite cookie?
01:03:22It don't matter
01:03:24He can eat anything
01:03:33Final tie breaking round
01:03:37Gingerbread you're gonna sit this one out
01:03:39It's between the elves
01:03:40and the snowman
01:03:42Okay
01:03:43Okay
01:03:44This is the question
01:03:47First team to meet with their chalkboard
01:03:50wins
01:03:52Who was the first boss Santa?
01:03:54A
01:03:55Colonel Tim
01:03:56B
01:03:57Colonel Jim
01:03:59C
01:04:00Colonel Sanders
01:04:01B
01:04:03POP
01:04:04I
01:04:05Know this one
01:04:06Wait wait wait
01:04:07This is good one
01:04:15Snowman
01:04:15He's a snowman
01:04:17You did it
01:04:18You did it
01:04:19You did it
01:04:20You did it
01:04:20maang
01:04:20But you're wrong
01:04:22Woo
01:04:25It's cameo not trash
01:04:30Yeah, nice try.
01:04:35What you got, El?
01:04:43That's gonna be El.
01:04:45But you know what?
01:04:49Elves, you got one!
01:04:51B, Colonel.
01:04:53Oh, yeah!
01:04:56Gingerbread and our team, you're tied up.
01:05:01Elves, Gingerbread, you're on the next round.
01:05:06It was a good day.
01:05:08Great, great.
01:05:20Well, as far as Team Elf goes, first you got, you got this old, I guess, Asian guy.
01:05:31His name's Adam.
01:05:34Have you ever had a gas bubble that you can't get rid of?
01:05:38He's alright. He's probably the worst smelling person I've ever met in my entire life.
01:05:42Stephanie, maybe she'd come back to the island with me, you know.
01:05:45Um, he could be second place. He could play the reindeer.
01:05:47Fireside and candlelight.
01:05:53Stephanie, me, perhaps a little wine.
01:05:59I like to romanticize about...
01:06:04Reindeer, huh? Reindeer.
01:06:08And I'm not done yet. I didn't finish.
01:06:15Moving forward, it will be every man and woman for themselves.
01:06:20The next game is called...
01:06:22This is a little game I call Smell My Finger.
01:06:24Guess the cookie correctly, you move on.
01:06:27Guess it wrong, you're done.
01:06:32First up, please!
01:06:34Whoa!
01:06:40Chocolate chip?
01:06:42You got it right.
01:06:43Next, we'll taste some booze.
01:06:49Chocolate chip?
01:06:51Oh, man, no.
01:06:53I want a redo.
01:06:53I don't care.
01:06:54I want a redo.
01:06:55I don't care!
01:06:57You're wrong.
01:06:57We're bringing a blindfolded to up the engine!
01:07:02He's very excited.
01:07:07Chocolate chip?
01:07:08Haha, no.
01:07:09Oh, man.
01:07:11Work on that.
01:07:13About right now.
01:07:15Right there, where there is.
01:07:19Back there, I'll break it down.
01:07:21No, this has got to be snickerdito.
01:07:23What'd you say?
01:07:24Snickerdoodle?
01:07:25Snickerdickie?
01:07:26Snookerdookle?
01:07:28Yeah.
01:07:29Something like that.
01:07:30He's from the south.
01:07:33Behold.
01:07:35Hmph.
01:07:36Ginger snap.
01:07:38You're right.
01:07:39Next!
01:07:40Buff elf.
01:07:42Smell my finger.
01:07:44You're great.
01:07:46You're great.
01:07:46He's great.
01:07:47What comes out of rain?
01:07:49You a happy elf.
01:07:53Blotty, blotty.
01:07:54Mmm.
01:07:55That's definitely the Scotty Biscuit.
01:07:58Oh, no!
01:08:00It's not a blind biscuit!
01:08:02It's a cookie!
01:08:03There's no tea over here!
01:08:08Blotty.
01:08:09Cold cake.
01:08:10Take me home.
01:08:12Team out!
01:08:15No, no.
01:08:16Ah, no.
01:08:19Next!
01:08:22Are you from San Diego?
01:08:24You got boo-boo.
01:08:26No.
01:08:27No.
01:08:29Special one for you.
01:08:32That's a macaroon, man.
01:08:34Macaroon one, you're the wrong one.
01:08:36You boy right?
01:08:37Yeah, man.
01:08:38Rebecca.
01:08:39I've got boo-boo.
01:08:39I've got boo-boo.
01:08:44I've got boo-boo.
01:08:44Sheela E-L.
01:08:45Sheela E-L?
01:08:50Oatmeal.
01:08:51You right?
01:08:54Good for your sister, oatmeal.
01:08:56Loose.
01:08:58Woo!
01:08:59That's a big L.
01:09:01Um...
01:09:02You want a hamburger?
01:09:04Let me get two cookies for you.
01:09:07Peanut butter.
01:09:08Oh, damn.
01:09:10Chocolate chip.
01:09:12Pruncel?
01:09:15That boy's good.
01:09:17You good, boy.
01:09:19You good.
01:09:23And just like that, we're down to the final five.
01:09:26Let's give it up for them.
01:09:31Let's be on the final day, everybody.
01:09:37Dang, Santa.
01:09:38I think one of them might actually win this thing.
01:09:42Good job, baby.
01:10:23What the fuzz candy apple?
01:10:27You really gonna leave this?
01:10:30About the time she finds out how hard your job really is.
01:10:33She's gonna see how hard it is if you said it was.
01:10:36This is what you gonna leave us with?
01:10:39Man, you got me.
01:10:42This is what you gonna leave us with?
01:10:44This is what you gonna leave us with?
01:11:04Give it up for Stephanie.
01:11:10Adam.
01:11:16Wayne.
01:11:19Nick.
01:11:23Nick, come on.
01:11:25First world.
01:11:26Okay.
01:11:28Ann Klein.
01:11:32One of these competitors is about to become the next mall Santa.
01:11:37Bugs, before we jump into day three, the final day of the Santa Games,
01:11:41a quick word from our sponsor, the woman who stands in my chest,
01:11:45Denise Heraner, everyone.
01:11:49Is this on?
01:11:51Thank you, DJ Snowbiz, and I just have one thing to say, and that is, thank you, and thank you.
01:12:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:12:03Santa Charles, you have made this one Christmas season to remember.
01:12:08Hmm?
01:12:09Your final season, and on behalf of myself, your fans, and all of Santa's helpers, we wanted
01:12:16to do something a little different, something meaningful.
01:12:20You're gonna make me slain, pride?
01:12:25Look at it!
01:12:28They're vegan.
01:12:30I am so proud of how you structured the rules of this competition, and how you did so without
01:12:36bias or prejudice or flatulence, and how you took the time for each competitor to dig in
01:12:43and help them find their full Santa potential.
01:12:46Hmm, with that level of grit and determination, I think we can be confident that you're...
01:12:55Thank you, Denise, thank you, but no need to put Santa Charles on the spot.
01:12:59Let's let him enjoy his cookies in peace.
01:13:02He earned them after all.
01:13:04Now, are we ready for the...
01:13:26Bye-bye.
01:13:26Bye-bye.
01:13:26Bye.
01:13:31Bye.
01:13:39Bye.
01:13:45Bye.
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