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Santa Games (2022) (ENG) HD [Full Movie] [Full Story]Full EP - Full
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00:00:00Not everyone, but everybody!
00:00:04We love you!
00:00:05I love you!
00:00:07I love you!
00:00:11I love you!
00:00:14I love you!
00:00:23Click the link below.
00:00:24Click the link below.
00:00:28Pop the icon in the profile.
00:00:29Click the link below.
00:01:48Look, guys.
00:01:50Let's have fun today, okay?
00:01:53If you kids want to buy a picture, it's okay.
00:01:57But don't push.
00:01:57You don't have to push it down.
00:01:59Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:00Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:03What is the word?
00:02:06Fun.
00:02:06Fine.
00:02:07What?
00:02:07Fine.
00:02:09Fine.
00:02:13See you out there.
00:02:14I'm Santa Charles.
00:02:15Wait.
00:02:19Slow down, Santa.
00:02:20These are new.
00:02:24Are you hiding?
00:02:25Can you see me?
00:02:27Is Jesus black?
00:02:29Santa, go to the office.
00:02:30The niece wants to see you.
00:02:31She said, tell Santa Charles.
00:02:32Tell Santa Charles what?
00:02:34Santa, she wants to see you in her office.
00:02:37You didn't see me.
00:02:38That's not sexy.
00:02:39This is sexy, and you are hard to miss.
00:02:42That's a fat joke.
00:02:43You're a little punk.
00:02:45Mm-hmm.
00:02:45You're not a fat joke.
00:02:46I'm not the only big guy here.
00:02:47Thick is the new word.
00:02:48Yeah.
00:02:49Two Cs.
00:02:49What about Big D?
00:02:51Big Douglas over here.
00:02:53No one ever makes fun of Big Douglas.
00:02:56He's a security guard.
00:02:57He's bigger than me.
00:02:59Not my ministry.
00:03:00Mm-hmm.
00:03:01They're making fun of big people.
00:03:02We need to get together and rally around big people.
00:03:06Get us a flag, a saying.
00:03:10Yo, you're bigger than everybody.
00:03:12We're going to have to knock them out, man.
00:03:14Don't do what you need to do.
00:03:15I ain't bigger than you.
00:03:29Santa Claus!
00:03:30Wow!
00:03:33For me?
00:03:34Yes, sir!
00:03:36Merry Christmas, everyone!
00:03:39Who's been naughty and who's been black?
00:03:42Santa!
00:03:44Hey!
00:03:46Boom!
00:03:47Who wants to talk to Santa?
00:03:50Oh, oh!
00:03:51Feliz Navidad!
00:03:52Oh, boom!
00:03:54Feliz Navidad!
00:03:54Bueno!
00:03:55Bueno!
00:03:55Hey!
00:03:57Boom, Emily!
00:03:59Let's get some music going on around here.
00:04:01Merry Christmas, everybody!
00:04:04Let's get this party started!
00:04:05Hannah!
00:04:10Merry Christmas!
00:04:12Hi, Santa Child!
00:04:13Hi, Janet!
00:04:14Hi, Janet!
00:04:14Is that my day?
00:04:15Is that my day?
00:04:16Is that my day?
00:04:16Last year, you wanted a detective outfit with a magpie glass.
00:04:20The year before that, you wanted just friends and a unicorn.
00:04:24What do you want this shit?
00:04:29I'll do my best.
00:04:30Oh, and Santa, one more thing.
00:04:32Yeah?
00:04:33Do you need Jesus?
00:04:35How about a picture with Santa?
00:04:39Say Merry Christmas!
00:04:41Merry Christmas!
00:04:45I want a PS5, a zero-gravity laser race car,
00:04:48a climbing wall.
00:04:50And if you can fix the ozone layer
00:04:51even just a tiny little bit, that would be great.
00:04:54And also...
00:04:55How about we take this picture?
00:04:56Say Christmas presents!
00:05:09Incoming!
00:05:36I thought you'd stop by my office on one of your breaks.
00:05:39Well, technically I'm still on break, guys.
00:05:41I heard about the incident.
00:05:47The guy was 300 pounds.
00:05:49I think he was 30.
00:05:50We don't discriminate.
00:05:52Hmm?
00:05:53Scriminate?
00:05:54I'm...
00:05:55You know, it's a big guy.
00:05:57Why can't you be a team player?
00:05:59I am a team player.
00:06:00He's not a team player.
00:06:02Most teams protect the quarterback.
00:06:05He was a paying customer.
00:06:08Santa is his best friend.
00:06:09Santa is his hero.
00:06:10And all heroes should better sell honey to a bee.
00:06:13Heroes get the job done.
00:06:14Did you know a hero's also a sandwich?
00:06:18I like mine with some relish.
00:06:20Maybe some mayonnaise.
00:06:22You could want...
00:06:22You had a quota to make.
00:06:23I like it.
00:06:24You sell what?
00:06:26Hmm?
00:06:26Any idea?
00:06:27Hmm?
00:06:28Hmm?
00:06:29I'm...
00:06:30The num...
00:06:31The...
00:06:31I don't have the paper.
00:06:33The numbers haven't came in.
00:06:34The numbers came in.
00:06:36We sold a couple hundred.
00:06:37Whoa!
00:06:38That's what I'm talking about.
00:06:40No, that's not what we're talking about.
00:06:41Whoa!
00:06:43Keep it down, the kids.
00:06:45Off top?
00:06:45Is that some kind of record number?
00:06:46No, that's a failure.
00:06:48You sold a couple hundred photos a day.
00:06:50And yet, you spend hundreds of hours with thousands of kids.
00:06:54You ask them about their lives, their lists, their favorites,
00:06:57but you won't ask them to take one stupid photo?
00:07:00Kids want Santa to listen to them.
00:07:03You want their tooth fairy money.
00:07:04Yes!
00:07:05Yes, yes, yes!
00:07:07I want all of it.
00:07:08Santa's bigger than the tooth fairy.
00:07:09Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:11That's why he doesn't need any money.
00:07:14No.
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:17If I look like you, whew, I'd have them eating out the palm of my hands.
00:07:24Is that a fat joke?
00:07:26Let me explain something to you.
00:07:28I am Santa Legacy.
00:07:31Hmm.
00:07:32Okay?
00:07:3225 years.
00:07:33Me.
00:07:34In.
00:07:35Okay?
00:07:35My daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:38His daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:40His daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:42Well, not his daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:43Okay.
00:07:43Your daddy and your daddy's daddy and your daddy's daddy on top of that, don't pay these bills.
00:07:47Do your job.
00:07:50Well, maybe his daddy's daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:54Well, maybe his daddy's daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:54Well, not a mall, because they didn't have a mall.
00:07:56I believe in you.
00:07:58I believe in your bigness.
00:08:04Please.
00:08:06You get the point, because I'm, I've been doing this a long time.
00:08:14I will tell you, that you need some sounds.
00:08:15I'm with thescreaming.
00:08:15I don't have a inbox.
00:08:16Hey!
00:08:18There was a dog.
00:08:18If you will tell me this, I should do it.
00:08:19There was a thing.
00:08:20Huh.
00:08:23Where am I gonna fall?
00:08:25Off the bait?
00:08:27Aw.
00:08:28Oh
00:08:39I'm getting too old for the sled
00:09:11You know you can't drown your problems in snickerdoodle and milk right? Thanks for letting me stay here, huh? It's
00:09:18only temporary, man. Just until I get back on my feet. You know we don't mind you staying here. It's
00:09:23always a home, but we got some rules.
00:09:29First, no lips to carton. That's direct contact. Don't do that. Don't let your auntie do that. We found them.
00:09:39That means that's your milk now. Yeah, because this is what you use around here.
00:09:46No, it's too late. It's too late. I thought you wanted some. No, you with lips to carton. It's not
00:09:54in the carton no more.
00:09:55But your lips, son. Your lips. Huh?
00:10:01Alright.
00:10:03And the cookie situation here, we want you to be comfortable. You know you can stay with me and your
00:10:14aunt anytime you want, okay? But we don't have to ration out these cookies.
00:10:20And Carol said I could have some. She said one. You don't have to eat nine at one time, son.
00:10:26You can have a cookie every once in a while. You'd look like Rick Ross if he liked cookies.
00:10:34There's a smile I'm looking for. That's the guy I'm looking for right there, man. Listen, everything's gonna be alright.
00:10:41Gonna get you a new apartment.
00:10:42I just wish I could commit to something. I just can't commit to anything these days, man.
00:10:47Well, you know what? You should just start out by committing to this. A glass. Now that's your milk. Your
00:10:58lips have been on it. That's your glass. Are you cool on cookie?
00:11:08Jingle bells, jingle bells.
00:11:11Who is Charlie Wilson with my uncle?
00:11:12What do you say? What do you say?
00:11:14Nothing.
00:11:14Huh? Leave me alone, Charlie.
00:11:17I'll call Goofy and Gaffy Elf and come here and sock your Rick Ross looking ass.
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Five and all the time.
00:11:35What do you say?
00:11:43Where's Charlie?
00:11:47There's no clue.
00:11:49What?
00:11:50I think it's this movie very soon.
00:11:50I don't care what's were you.
00:11:51I'm a kid.
00:11:51I'm a kid.
00:11:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, who would it go up on the house, click, click, click, down through the chimney we'd
00:12:00go, same day.
00:12:05First come a stockin' up little now, oh dear Santa, fill it well.
00:12:13Give her a dolly that wraps it rise, on that loafin' and shot her rise.
00:12:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, who would it go up on the house, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:12:37Well fellas, another day.
00:12:50Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
00:12:53Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
00:13:02What happened?
00:13:05Who shot Rudolph?
00:13:09Santa Charles.
00:13:12My office.
00:13:18Let me talk over here this morning.
00:13:36Please, have a seat.
00:13:37If I told you once, I told you twice.
00:13:39I'm not going to retire until I'm in the dirt.
00:13:43You're resilient and I appreciate that,
00:13:45but I have a business to run.
00:13:46A new, updated, modern Santa experience business.
00:13:50Your contract is up at the end of the season,
00:13:53so I'm not asking you anymore.
00:13:55I'm telling you.
00:13:56Denise.
00:13:56I've decided not to renew.
00:13:59Denise.
00:14:01Who now?
00:14:02I thought you would like retirement.
00:14:03Come on.
00:14:04No. Are you kidding me?
00:14:05Oh, no. I guess you wouldn't.
00:14:07But Patrick, Patrick, he comes highly recommended.
00:14:11Patrick?
00:14:12Mm-hmm.
00:14:13A white Santa in a black mall?
00:14:16Are you kidding?
00:14:17It would be chaos around here.
00:14:19I...
00:14:19It would be...
00:14:20Did you see the Rodney King, right?
00:14:22I did, but that has nothing to do with this.
00:14:24He is...
00:14:25Who hired a ghost of Christmas past?
00:14:27These people would lose their minds.
00:14:30That's like playing Paul Anka at a Santa reunion.
00:14:34Okay.
00:14:35I...
00:14:35You can't do that.
00:14:36I don't see why.
00:14:36I mean, he...
00:14:38The kids will love him.
00:14:39It's good enough.
00:14:40And apparently, he loves having his photo taken.
00:14:43And I like my Santa's amenable.
00:14:44Meanable?
00:14:45Amenable.
00:14:46Bottom line, it works.
00:14:48He works.
00:14:48It works.
00:14:49You can't listen to me.
00:14:52This has been a black Santa mall since 1948.
00:14:56My grandfather sent a little white child right here smiling and people took a picture.
00:15:02Nobody said nothing.
00:15:04That's my legacy.
00:15:07That's who I am.
00:15:08We break down barriers.
00:15:10Okay?
00:15:11I can appreciate that.
00:15:13I can appreciate that.
00:15:14I know this is some kind of tradition for your family.
00:15:17You've broken all kind of barriers.
00:15:18I get that.
00:15:19But I'm doing you a favor.
00:15:20What?
00:15:20This is a physically demanding job and I can see...
00:15:24Well, say it.
00:15:26Say it.
00:15:27Say it.
00:15:27Say fat.
00:15:28I didn't say anything about fat.
00:15:30You was about to say fat.
00:15:31I was gonna say tired.
00:15:32Say it.
00:15:32You're tired.
00:15:33You're tired.
00:15:34Have any kids of your own that has the potential...
00:15:36Look, I've made my decision.
00:15:38I'm running up the flagpole.
00:15:39It's done.
00:15:39You said tired instead of fat.
00:15:43Nobody digs your music but you.
00:15:44You are a fat chick.
00:15:45Senator Charles, you need to write in your journal
00:15:47or take that up with your therapist.
00:15:49I'm telling you what I need.
00:15:50My bottom line is suffering.
00:15:52Because of your incompetence.
00:15:54Now here's the deal.
00:15:55After this season, you're done.
00:16:04I see some time.
00:16:06No.
00:16:06No, no, no, no.
00:16:07Absolutely not.
00:16:08Listen to me.
00:16:09Hear me out.
00:16:10Let me find my own replacement.
00:16:18Groom the way you like it.
00:16:22You're funny.
00:16:24You picked the wrong profession.
00:16:25You probably should have been a comedian.
00:16:28I groom, I hand down, I teach, but it's with your rules.
00:16:40Let me go out with some dignity and then I'll retire.
00:16:46Is that a promise?
00:16:48Yes!
00:16:48You told me Santas don't make promises.
00:16:50They do now.
00:16:54All right.
00:16:55I'll tell you what.
00:16:57You have until the end of the season to find me the best Santa for the job.
00:17:05Game on.
00:17:06Well, let's shake on it.
00:17:07Let's not shake on it.
00:17:09Let's remember this moment.
00:17:13Ten.
00:17:15You're a good friend.
00:17:16Oh, okay.
00:17:17Go.
00:17:18Have you ever heard of the heat miser?
00:17:20You kind of look like...
00:17:22Ah!
00:17:27No, thank you.
00:17:28I'm not gonna let you down.
00:17:29Got it.
00:17:30Okay?
00:17:32Overstood.
00:17:32Great.
00:17:40Hey.
00:17:41The name's Orlando.
00:17:43And next time you're in this mall, just ask for me.
00:17:46Baby.
00:17:47You'll never wait in line again.
00:17:49I'm telling my dad.
00:17:51I'm telling my dad, too.
00:17:53Uh.
00:17:55Kids.
00:17:56Great.
00:17:58Great.
00:17:58Great.
00:17:59Great.
00:17:59Great.
00:17:59Great.
00:18:00Great.
00:18:03Merry Christmas, Jude.
00:18:04What's wrong?
00:18:06What's wrong?
00:18:08What's wrong?
00:18:08I don't know, I don't know.
00:18:10First time in a black mall.
00:18:14I know how you feel.
00:18:16Barbecue smell.
00:18:18Greens.
00:18:20Cornbread.
00:18:23I know what you want for Christmas.
00:18:26You want to be able to do this.
00:18:28Eh.
00:18:29Eh.
00:18:30Eh.
00:18:30Eh.
00:18:31Eh.
00:18:33I can't catch you, Jude.
00:18:33What do you want this year?
00:18:36Uh.
00:18:37A turtle?
00:18:39Mm.
00:18:42Mm.
00:18:46Mm.
00:18:48Mm.
00:18:49Mm.
00:18:50Mm.
00:18:51Mm.
00:18:51Mm.
00:18:51Mm.
00:18:55You're getting too old for the sled.
00:18:58Mm.
00:19:01Mm.
00:19:02Mm.
00:19:02Mm.
00:19:02Mm.
00:19:16Mm.
00:19:19Mm.
00:19:19Mm-hmm.
00:19:22Um oh, no.
00:19:24He no!ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ards!
00:19:25J electedoine.
00:19:28Sites like these steal indie ideas all the time.
00:19:31Make a few changes and resell the imitations as their own.
00:19:36You're really leaving, huh?
00:19:39I'm not gonna help it. You're really good at this.
00:19:47I feel you. And I'm 100% on board. Give me the details.
00:19:51What's your target demo? Level of experience? Personality type?
00:19:58A little...
00:19:58Danish, but you know.
00:20:01Do you want me to put competitive salary?
00:20:03Ooh, can grow a beard naturally.
00:20:06You know what I meant aggressive?
00:20:09Be. Aggressive.
00:20:10Be. E. Aggressive.
00:20:11Should I set the parameters to worldwide?
00:20:17I don't even know what you're talking about.
00:20:19Okay, what else do you want?
00:20:21Video.
00:20:22Oh, I'm good at videos.
00:20:23Really? Mmhmm.
00:20:26Anything else?
00:20:29Those yellow things with expressions.
00:20:34Body face.
00:20:36Emoji.
00:20:38We just got Black Santas last year.
00:20:41Per.
00:20:42Lit.
00:20:44Lit.
00:20:46Lit, lit, lit, lit.
00:20:48Period.
00:20:49Per.
00:20:50Per.
00:20:51Per.
00:20:52Ah, yes.
00:20:54Knock, knock.
00:20:56Unchained.
00:20:57No more.
00:20:57Different era.
00:20:59Per.
00:20:59Oh, yeah.
00:21:18Charles.
00:21:20Mmm.
00:21:22Isn't that sweet?
00:21:24I'm just reading my eyelids.
00:21:26Right.
00:21:27Mmm.
00:21:29Mmm.
00:21:29Mmm.
00:21:30Uh-oh.
00:21:32Mmm.
00:21:32Somebody want something.
00:21:35Mmm.
00:21:36Mmm.
00:21:36Call me.
00:21:38When you get all squirrely and touchy like this, you want to say something.
00:21:44Or you want something.
00:21:46Mmm.
00:21:47You alright?
00:21:48I can't figure out what to do.
00:21:51What should I do?
00:21:53You've been putting it off for a long time.
00:21:56And we both knew this day would come.
00:21:59Right?
00:21:59Mmhmm.
00:22:00But I think retirement is going to be good for both of us.
00:22:04Right?
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06Yeah.
00:22:06Let me think about it.
00:22:07Now, we get to stop putting off that trip to Edinburgh.
00:22:11Edinburgh.
00:22:11Come on.
00:22:12It's been years we've been talking about Edinburgh.
00:22:14Yes, Edinburgh?
00:22:15Are you saying that right?
00:22:16I'm saying it right.
00:22:17Edinburgh.
00:22:18E-D-I-N-S-A-N-T-A-I-N-S.
00:22:21Are you trying to say Eaglewood?
00:22:23No, baby.
00:22:23No.
00:22:24Edinburgh.
00:22:25Edinburgh.
00:22:25We do, baby.
00:22:26No, no, no.
00:22:27Black people.
00:22:27Yeah, we're black.
00:22:29Mm-hmm.
00:22:29We'll be there.
00:22:31Why?
00:22:32Edinburgh.
00:22:32Do something different, honey.
00:22:35Let's go to Alabama.
00:22:37But I want to see the Christmas markets, big papa.
00:22:41But that's why they have the internet.
00:22:44In person and on Christmas.
00:22:47In person?
00:22:48Yes.
00:22:50Oh, God.
00:22:51You can't hate me because I love being Santa Claus.
00:22:54I mean, I'm doing my due diligence.
00:22:56Baby, you can sit in this chair all day and all night doing your due diligence.
00:23:02But look, if we're not going to go to Edinburgh, can you do me a favor?
00:23:06Just go talk to Clarence.
00:23:10Listen, the boys went through a rough patch.
00:23:14He don't even like Christmas.
00:23:16He's not a holiday person.
00:23:18Right, but look, he needs purpose.
00:23:24And he just might be able to change his mind.
00:23:27So there you go.
00:23:28I know you was helping, sir.
00:23:30Oh, I'm always up to something.
00:23:31I know you too.
00:23:32Big papa, Santa.
00:23:34Oh, let's see.
00:23:36Come on now.
00:23:36You're tripping me again.
00:23:38Come on.
00:23:40Oh, you're trying to give me some purpose.
00:23:46Talk to Clarence, baby.
00:23:49Mm-hmm.
00:23:52Here's your fifth.
00:23:53This room is right here.
00:23:56Okay, I'll talk to you later.
00:24:03Hey, Unc.
00:24:04What's up?
00:24:04I know this is a dumb question, but are you busy tomorrow?
00:24:07No.
00:24:08Man, I'm just trying to piece my life back together.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:11Why don't you take a break and come with me to work?
00:24:14You doing my interviews?
00:24:16Yeah.
00:24:17Nobody wants a job.
00:24:18I'll be doing this until I'm dead.
00:24:19Oh, man, Uncle Charles, you ain't going to die.
00:24:22You're going to live forever like the real Santa.
00:24:25That's what I thought.
00:24:27But I think you should come to work with me.
00:24:28The kids will cheer you up, man.
00:24:30They'll enjoy it, too.
00:24:34Okay, okay, I'll go, whatever.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:37Take a shower.
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:38But I'm not wearing a costume.
00:24:40It's not a costume.
00:24:41It's a uniform.
00:24:43Ain't not that cool.
00:24:45It's a costume.
00:24:47Snickerdoodle cookies are disgusting.
00:24:55Ooh, holy North Pole.
00:25:03The IRS will never catch me.
00:25:18Time for more video.
00:25:21Hmm.
00:25:36What the?
00:25:39Oh, my God.
00:25:41Oh, my God.
00:25:42Hello, my love.
00:25:44Oh, my God.
00:25:46I'm vaingirl21.
00:25:47Thank you for logging in.
00:25:49No, not vaingirl21.
00:25:51I'm all vaingirls, but y'all.
00:25:52My friend sent me this video earlier, and I was cracking up.
00:25:55You have to see this.
00:25:56This is Santa Charles for the Ultimate Santa Talent.
00:25:58I'm so fired.
00:25:59I've never heard of it either.
00:26:00How am I going to afford my clothes?
00:26:01This had me rolling.
00:26:03Look at him.
00:26:05Why is I keep doing it to him?
00:26:07He started doing this crazy dance like this.
00:26:09He was doing his little roll with it.
00:26:11I don't know about that.
00:26:12We're going to have to, like, make it a little cuter.
00:26:14Ooh, I like that.
00:26:15Okay.
00:26:15I'm vaingirl21.
00:26:17We're going to make this end this on the hashtag mall Santa,
00:26:20hashtag Ultimate Santa Talent.
00:26:21Ooh, hashtag Ultimate Santa Talent.
00:26:23You guys want to do it with me?
00:26:25And we're going to roll it.
00:26:26We're going to do a little Santa belly with it.
00:26:28I'm so fired.
00:26:29Okay, y'all.
00:26:30So make sure you do the dance.
00:26:31Hashtag Ultimate Santa Challenge.
00:26:33And when they're picking the next mall Santa,
00:26:34we've got to show up.
00:26:35Does anyone want to do a meetup with you?
00:26:37Oh, my God.
00:26:37Okay, thanks.
00:26:38So I'll let you guys know.
00:26:39Oh, my gosh.
00:26:39Not vaingirl21.
00:26:41Oh, God.
00:26:43Breathe, Tarell.
00:26:46Who's that?
00:26:46Oh, my gosh.
00:26:47Oh, my gosh.
00:27:08Oh, my gosh.
00:27:09Oh, my gosh.
00:27:35Oh my God, you guys, look at all of these people.
00:27:39You are logged in for VeinGirl21.
00:27:42Okay, so as you can see, guys, I'm not the only one to make it out to the mall to
00:27:46check
00:27:46out the Ultimate Santa Challenge.
00:27:48And you like my fics?
00:27:49The Ultimate Santa Challenge is to choose the next mall Santa.
00:27:52And as you can see, there are all types of Santas here ready to slay.
00:27:57But you guys, I heard the OG original Santa is ready to retire, but he's ready to tap on
00:28:03his baton to the next successor.
00:28:04However, do they look this good?
00:28:07And can they do this?
00:28:16Hey, come on and play with me, baby.
00:28:19Come on down to the mall today.
00:28:20Hashtag Ultimate Santa Challenge.
00:28:22I've been waiting for this now.
00:28:23You have no idea.
00:28:24I dream of being a Santa Claus.
00:28:26Now, I'm going to trust you to make this special juice because I've got to go.
00:28:32You can have your Santa Claus.
00:28:37Yama Rastafari.
00:28:38Yeah.
00:28:43Emma, right?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45Is there anyone that can help us out here?
00:28:46We just want to sign up.
00:28:47I mean, I've been here with Joseph and Charles and Kiki and Deshawn.
00:28:52Yeah.
00:28:54You must be in charge.
00:28:55Elizabeth will take great care of you.
00:28:57Okay?
00:28:57It's Emma.
00:28:58Why does someone keep calling me?
00:28:59Okay.
00:29:00Miss Denise?
00:29:01Come on, guys.
00:29:02We've got to sign right there.
00:29:04Just sign right there.
00:29:05Uh, no.
00:29:06Santa Charles will be here soon, and you guys can...
00:29:08What?
00:29:10What in the...
00:29:13Orlando!
00:29:14We are planning on ramping up security for this crowd out here, right?
00:29:17I could use an extra pair of hands.
00:29:18And a barricade.
00:29:20And a small tank.
00:29:21We're not under siege.
00:29:22Not yet.
00:29:24Hey.
00:29:25You got pepper spray.
00:29:27Mm-hmm.
00:29:28Okay.
00:29:28Good, good, good.
00:29:29Use it.
00:29:29If you have to.
00:29:31But only if you have to.
00:29:33And never on the kids.
00:29:34No, no, no.
00:29:35That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
00:29:37Copy that, Big D.
00:29:41Don't call me that.
00:29:45You're right.
00:29:46Inappropriate.
00:29:46Inappļæ½ļæ½ļæ½.
00:29:55Wow.
00:29:56How amazing.
00:29:58Russell, why are you bumping around like some lost duck?
00:30:02the post went viral apparently we were too aggressive too too aggressive it was picked
00:30:10up by at vain girl 21 she has over 20 million followers on vid feed way more than diamond dave
00:30:17oh my god yeah diamond dave yeah yeah i went posting people are getting sick all the time
00:30:26before they go viral i forgot to refresh the page i know yeah we'll refresh it later we'll refresh
00:30:38the page later and call diamond and get the disease handled i'm so fired no that's because you've got
00:30:46the people viral and the people the fresh the viral page what is he talking about
00:30:55oh going viral means basically the whole world see what
00:31:18before you say anything let me explain please do it's gonna be the one because i think i should
00:31:24be the one
00:31:30um we did what you asked and we went wide
00:31:32uh-huh uh-huh
00:31:35even went viral is that why it looks like a santa convention exploded outside of my mall
00:31:40maybe we went too wide we can make an announcement over the intercom and i'll send the store about
00:31:45santa's packing no no no no no this is good this is exactly what we needed
00:31:53hmm there's a lot of santas out there we're bound to find someone we both like and can move forward
00:31:59with
00:31:59hmm no but those aren't real santas yeah they're viral he learned that
00:32:08they didn't refresh right i'm keeping an open mind santa charles are you
00:32:16yeah but i'm just saying that they're viral santas
00:32:19okay so what's the plan for the interviews there's a lot of folks out there and from the looks of
00:32:24them they'll be competitive
00:32:25that sounds cut broke oh i know i know something something's in the air
00:32:31i imagine a bunch of santas trying to ruin each other for likes and for a chance at the coveted
00:32:36santa mall job
00:32:39it's definitely not covered by insurance
00:32:41it could be a multi-day task and we could hold interviews in the parking lot
00:32:44and i could start a sign-up sheet to get an accurate head count
00:32:47hey
00:32:48okay
00:32:53i got it
00:32:54what
00:32:59what did you say you wanted a santa claus that would be what
00:33:06amenable
00:33:07yeah i couldn't remember that word but listen we have a challenge
00:33:14they have to be up for the par
00:33:19they have to do things obstacle the flibbity flippin wibbity wibbity
00:33:27wibbity wibbity wibbity wibboo that's what we call the amenable santa challenge
00:33:36okay so so what are you thinking
00:33:43that's what we call
00:33:44that's what we call
00:33:44that's what we call
00:34:10How do you find a sauna?
00:34:14What you want, man?
00:34:16How do you find a sauna?
00:34:18I found one.
00:34:21Follow me.
00:34:24Where are we going?
00:34:26Let's talk and we're walking, boys.
00:34:29You didn't find a gym, did you?
00:34:46What are you doing?
00:34:48Man, you're acting weird.
00:34:50What is this?
00:34:51Some kind of Santa experience initiation
00:34:53where you teach me how to dunk cookies effectively?
00:34:56Listen, I'm not supposed to do this.
00:35:00But I want you to be Santa Claus.
00:35:06Only problem with that is
00:35:08I don't want to be Santa.
00:35:12Man, I just came to spend some time with my favorite uncle.
00:35:15Very interesting word.
00:35:17Time.
00:35:20I'll say you spend a lot of time in prison.
00:35:24Here we go.
00:35:27Your PO is not playing.
00:35:29He's very serious.
00:35:31If you become Santa,
00:35:34it'll allow him to see you in a different light.
00:35:38You understand that?
00:35:40You're helping children.
00:35:41I saw how children see you.
00:35:42When they see you, their faces light up.
00:35:46There's something about this suit.
00:35:48Once you put it on,
00:35:50it kind of erases your past.
00:35:53It becomes something new.
00:35:55You have a purpose.
00:35:58Uncle Charles.
00:36:00No.
00:36:08You think you're the only criminal in the family, don't you?
00:36:15No.
00:36:19I'll show you something.
00:36:27See that?
00:36:29That's my father, your grandfather, and his father, my grandfather.
00:36:35Do you know what my grandfather did for a living?
00:36:38He was a bootlegger from Chicago.
00:36:41They called them big draws.
00:36:45Do you know what they called your grandfather?
00:36:47What?
00:36:48Poon Daddy.
00:36:50He was a con artist.
00:36:53We all had a past.
00:36:56They put on a suit, it erased their past.
00:36:59They started giving.
00:37:01I even had my past.
00:37:04I used to be a gymnast.
00:37:06Now that's criminal.
00:37:09Especially when you saw me in them tights.
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:14My point is,
00:37:15put on a suit.
00:37:18It gives you a purpose.
00:37:21You got it.
00:37:23Uncle Charles.
00:37:24I don't want to be sound.
00:37:27As a kid, this is all you ever wanted to do.
00:37:30I was eight.
00:37:33Of course I thought this was the coolest job in the world.
00:37:35You're a fat man in a red velvet suit.
00:37:38And nobody judges you.
00:37:41But then I grew up.
00:37:43And I realized that all you do is peddle dreams and wishes to little kids.
00:37:47It's not real.
00:37:49None of this is real.
00:37:58So you think I'm a fat man in a red suit?
00:38:06This is real.
00:38:08You real?
00:38:09Uncle Charles.
00:38:11There's a thousand other guys out there that like to play dress up just like you.
00:38:14You don't need me.
00:38:16But they're not real.
00:38:18And they're not you.
00:38:19They're from Insta-take.
00:38:22Face.
00:38:24The thing with the bird.
00:38:26Insta-face, huh?
00:38:27You know what I'm saying.
00:38:29They're instant influencers, man.
00:38:33I love you.
00:38:34But you gotta understand that not everybody gets what they want for Christmas.
00:38:38You of all people should know that.
00:38:41I do.
00:38:43That's not what you get.
00:38:45That's what you give.
00:38:48Whatever, man.
00:38:50I got bigger fish to fry and bigger problems to solve.
00:38:53So I'm gonna find me something to eat.
00:38:54And I guess I'll find my own way home.
00:38:59Now when you say you gonna find your own way home, does that mean you gonna steal a car?
00:39:03No.
00:39:06Where'd you get that road from?
00:39:27Hey.
00:39:28I think I'm lost.
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:32Then where are your parents?
00:39:37I don't know.
00:39:40They're probably worried.
00:39:43Where's your family?
00:39:51Santa Charles is your daddy?
00:39:54Uncle.
00:39:56Mom and daddy are gone.
00:39:58You are so lucky.
00:40:01I wish I had an Uncle Santa.
00:40:07I guess he's not so bad.
00:40:10Gosh, there you are.
00:40:12I was so worried.
00:40:15No problem.
00:40:16Come on, let's go.
00:40:30No problem.
00:40:31No problem.
00:40:58No problem.
00:41:00I said, are you Santa's ready for a challenge?
00:41:03We are!
00:41:04The ultimate Santa challenge?
00:41:06We are!
00:41:07I'm your host, DJ Snow Biz, and this store is your play now.
00:41:13We also have souvenirs.
00:41:15We have hats, shop glasses, snow coats, novelty towels,
00:41:19t-shirts, miniatures, and various work
00:41:21has been available for purchase, okay?
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24There will be three days of Santa games,
00:41:27and at the end of the game, we'll
00:41:28count our next small Santa, but you don't have
00:41:33to take my word for it, because Santa Charles is here
00:41:36to let you know that he's been making the list
00:41:38and checking it twice, and at the end of the games,
00:41:40he will decide to be naughty or nuts.
00:41:46Uh, first of all, I'd like to thank you guys
00:41:50who welcome you to the Santa games.
00:41:55This is not a job.
00:41:59It's an honor and a privilege.
00:42:03This is not a suit or a costume.
00:42:06It's a uniform.
00:42:08I'm proud to wear it.
00:42:10Some of you guys know this.
00:42:12Some of you guys don't.
00:42:14I'm part of a legacy here.
00:42:16Three decades, sitting in that chair right there, a grandfather, a father.
00:42:23But this is not about being a mall Santa.
00:42:27It's about listening and love, love for the job, love for the people, love for the community.
00:42:38I remember you, Stacy Howard, one of the fire truck, kids.
00:42:47They don't get everything they want, but they do get to see a Santa Claus that looks like them.
00:42:58So, welcome to the first annual Santa Claus.
00:43:05My friend, I'mģ„ina.
00:43:12My friend, I was just a littleiona-sahua.
00:43:16My friend, I'm camped.
00:43:20My friend, I will get to see a school.
00:43:23My friend.
00:43:27My friend, I will be en route to the house.
00:43:28My friend, I am a littleiona-sahua Mike.
00:43:30I will be a littleiona-sahua Mike.
00:43:47can i help you it's not what it looks like hmm looks like you're stealing from santa
00:43:56what are you doing then borrowing from santa without his permission you lose a bet or something
00:44:04worse i think i just found my christmas spirit in the storage closet is that where i left it
00:44:12oh you know i never could find the hats in the midst of all that other stuff
00:44:24your uncle is going to be so please don't tell uncle charles
00:44:31i want to do this on my own if it's in my blood my family legacy then it's meant to
00:44:38be but if not
00:44:41and i fail at this too then at least uncle charles won't have to get his hopes up
00:44:47all right i won't say a word okay but i do think he's gonna know
00:44:53i just have a feeling you'll know
00:45:01can you help me with this beard i thought you'd never ask
00:45:06all right let's see oh yeah first you have to take this nap off put your head down
00:45:16behind those ears hold on can you breathe
00:45:25i'm so proud of you next
00:45:42next
00:45:47so i'm i'm really sorry
00:45:48okay thank you thanks
00:45:54all right first and last name sam
00:45:59thank you
00:46:18my name is stephanie
00:46:20why go on and i'm when you know straight from jamaica buck buck
00:46:25hi i'm adam hi my name is cool clyde
00:46:33my name is nick
00:46:35and uh nick why do you want me santa claus
00:46:39wait wait hold on who who are you who are you to be asking me questions or what was what's
00:46:46happening
00:46:46right now we want to be santa claus and i'm coming and i show up santa can be everywhere you
00:46:50know
00:46:51i'm here for one reason total world domination did it and now he's on the elf team
00:46:56oh oh no no no no come uncle adam is on tv come fast fast fast fast so basically
00:47:07welcome to the game one of the gigantic dance
00:47:19all right and we're back with what looks like pampers of santa's dirty laundry
00:47:27i wonder what we're gonna do with that can't hear you but if you guessed wash and fold you're wrong
00:47:36this game is called santa's pajamas
00:47:44when i count to three you'll race to the hampers and grab a matching pajama set we have elf gingerbread
00:47:51and snowman options are limited so choose wisely and go
00:48:06oh wow
00:48:10illegal contact there's no fighting in the north ball we have jammies for everybody
00:48:28oh
00:48:29Oh, sure.
00:48:37Trial? Trial? What?
00:48:39You don't think there's a need to try out?
00:48:41I don't think there's a need to try out when you find what it is that you're looking for and
00:48:45it's sitting in the chair.
00:48:47I am a fat man in this... What? How does he do this?
00:48:52Who is he?
00:48:54Santa Charles.
00:48:56Oh, so you know Santa Charles?
00:48:57I know of him.
00:48:58What do you know Santa Charles?
00:49:01Cool dude.
00:49:02Now it's time for the one, the only, Santa Charles!
00:49:18Good afternoon, Santas!
00:49:21Please try to separate in the most scientific ways.
00:49:25Gingerbread to the left, elves in the middle, snowmen to the right.
00:49:28The losing team will unfortunately be kicked out of the games.
00:49:32If you don't have a costume on, buh-bye.
00:49:39Oh!
00:49:41Can I tell them Designs by Terrell?
00:49:45Designs by Terrell!
00:49:47Take a picture, it's gonna last longer.
00:49:49Mm-hmm.
00:49:50And again, if you don't have a costume, off you go.
00:49:59Listen, you guys all did a good job.
00:50:03See you day two.
00:50:05Good night, have a good night guys.
00:50:10We'll see you back here bright and early tomorrow morning for day two.
00:50:14Well...
00:50:38I got the pizza guy stuff.
00:50:50Hey, I hope you don't mind. We couldn't decide on what we're talking to get, so we just got cheese.
00:50:57Yeah, and they got a fruit punch, ginger ale, energy drinks, and water.
00:51:02Or, if you're feeling brave, I make a mean protein shake. I'm nicknaming Santa's ultimate challenge.
00:51:11I don't think I have any competition, but to be honest with you, there's one particular one on my team.
00:51:16Are they going to hear this?
00:51:17No, of course not.
00:51:18Okay, cool. So, there's one particular Santa on my team. Nick.
00:51:22Buff Daddy, Big Santa.
00:51:24He's just always angry and wants to hit people.
00:51:27The Roid Ranger.
00:51:28I think there might be something in his protein shakes.
00:51:30I think he's taken some of the thing. He needs to slow it down. It's not healthy for your man
00:51:34bit. You know what I'm saying?
00:51:36But then some of the other ones, you know, they all right, you know.
00:51:39Day one done.
00:51:40Yeah, you know, we started off a little rocky, you know.
00:51:42But you know what, Mike? We got it done. We edged it out.
00:51:46You know what? I think day two is going to be a doozy.
00:51:49I mean, everything that went through with the PJs. But you two looked a little intense.
00:51:53This man.
00:51:54Are you scared?
00:51:56No, but you should be.
00:51:57Ooh.
00:51:57Ooh. I'm just glad I found a shirt that could hit me.
00:52:02I actually found the shirt. And you're welcome.
00:52:05Yeah.
00:52:06You know what? It was a little crazy.
00:52:09You guys think the rest of the challenges are going to be like that?
00:52:12Nah, man. We don't think so.
00:52:15I really just want to say something.
00:52:17I'm just so happy to be here with all of you. Back home in London, you know, I don't have
00:52:24a lot of friends.
00:52:25You know, that sweater, many asses you like.
00:52:29Look, I'm just here to make a statement.
00:52:30And what's that?
00:52:32That women can be Santa, too.
00:52:35I'm here because I want to be the next Santa.
00:52:38The first and one and only female Santa.
00:52:43While we're at it, Clyde.
00:52:45Now, I know you're here to compete as well.
00:52:47But, um, we all know there's something hiding underneath that Santa beer.
00:52:50Ho, ho, ho.
00:52:51I'm trying to get it.
00:52:55All right.
00:52:57Well, it's obvious that you don't want to be here.
00:52:59I mean, me, I love Christmas.
00:53:01I love all of it, you know?
00:53:04I love Christmas.
00:53:05I love everything about Christmas.
00:53:06The decorations, trees, music.
00:53:08Like, I even love the cold air.
00:53:10We want to show the world that Christmas in the universe, so, you know.
00:53:16I just want a gig.
00:53:18Period.
00:53:21Okay.
00:53:22We already told you why I'm here, Clyde.
00:53:23So, what's up?
00:53:25Well, I guess I just want something to believe in.
00:53:29You know, it's something I always wanted.
00:53:34Aw, Clyde, you're a serious dude.
00:53:37I tell you, that's me one, my time, mine.
00:53:39Where are you one, eh?
00:53:41Oh, hey, look, everyone.
00:53:42Grab a bow.
00:53:44All right.
00:53:44Sorry.
00:53:45Everybody, cheers.
00:53:48All right.
00:53:50To all of us.
00:53:51May our journey be worth it.
00:53:54But, huh.
00:53:55All right.
00:53:56And as team elf, may we be indestructible.
00:54:00Yeah.
00:54:00And all those other Santas, they, you know, they don't know what's coming.
00:54:03We are.
00:54:04We are coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:06We're all going to go.
00:54:06Yeah, we are, man.
00:54:08Come on, you hungry.
00:54:09Let's go.
00:54:26Oh, chills.
00:54:28Hello.
00:54:28It's after 11.
00:54:31Come on, what are you doing?
00:54:32You had to give me another to do some research.
00:54:34Your research on what?
00:54:35To go on and look in the cookie jar and eat up all the cookies?
00:54:38I'm not.
00:54:39Okay.
00:54:40I mean, it may look like I'm just eating the cookies, but I'm doing research for the games tomorrow.
00:54:46I got to know this stuff.
00:54:47I'm going to go.
00:54:47Okay.
00:54:48Okay, research.
00:54:50Look, being Santa Claus is not just a job.
00:54:53It's a way of life.
00:54:55Okay?
00:54:57Look at me.
00:54:58I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:02Say that again.
00:55:03I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:06I forgot to eat this time.
00:55:10Oh, please go over here.
00:55:12Forgot to eat.
00:55:13Yep, why don't I do this research?
00:55:15Yep, please.
00:55:16Okay, make sure you leave plants and cookies.
00:55:23Turn the light off, baby.
00:55:26Use your clapper.
00:55:35Some trevishes.
00:55:37Nooks.
00:55:42What we having, man?
00:55:46Yes.
00:55:48I bet you all nine of them reindeer get a snickerdoo.
00:55:59You're good.
00:56:00You're good.
00:56:01You're learning.
00:56:03And you got your glass.
00:56:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:07Wait.
00:56:10It's my milk.
00:56:11I saw you reaching.
00:56:14Your milk is in there where you had your lips.
00:56:16Remember?
00:56:17It's the same jug.
00:56:18No, no.
00:56:19New jug, my jug.
00:56:20See, my jug.
00:56:22I'm going to your lips.
00:56:24Pardon me.
00:56:24Oh, I got a question for you.
00:56:25Hey!
00:56:27You got a question?
00:56:33Yeah, go ahead and ask.
00:56:35Can I have a cookie?
00:56:37Oh, man.
00:56:40The fact that you asking me
00:56:43instead of just going in there?
00:56:45I love that, man.
00:56:47No.
00:56:49I don't want those nasty snickerdoodle anyway.
00:56:51I'm good.
00:56:51You can't have one.
00:56:53Why not chocolate chip or something?
00:56:56It's a basic cookie.
00:56:59Chocolate chip is good.
00:57:00It's the best.
00:57:01It's a basic cookie.
00:57:03Peanut butter.
00:57:0560s.
00:57:07What's the nastiest cookie?
00:57:11Rocky Road.
00:57:12Rocky Road cookies?
00:57:14That's what I said.
00:57:15What about oatmeal raisin?
00:57:17Woo!
00:57:18Woo!
00:57:20Woo!
00:57:21Woo!
00:57:22Woo!
00:57:32Miss Claus is here?
00:57:34Santa Charles is really walking away from it.
00:57:40Nick!
00:57:41I love a woman in charge.
00:57:45Of course you do.
00:57:46Can I help you?
00:57:46No, but I can help you.
00:57:48I'm not interested.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:51I just, I won't tell you that the first challenge
00:57:53is a Santa trivia game.
00:57:55I appreciate you for not telling me that.
00:57:58Is there anything else you don't want to tell me?
00:58:00I'd love to.
00:58:01But I can't.
00:58:03You shouldn't.
00:58:04I definitely shouldn't tell you that the second challenge
00:58:06is a guessing game involving Santa Charles' favorite cookie.
00:58:10But that's all I know.
00:58:12When I become queen of the store one day,
00:58:14maybe you and I should go grab lunch or something.
00:58:16Merry Christmas, man.
00:58:17Oh, oh.
00:58:19Uh, do you have any kids?
00:58:21No.
00:58:23Yeah, see, you're not really my type.
00:58:26But, um, I do want to see you win, though.
00:58:28What can I say?
00:58:29I'm a feminist.
00:58:30Oh, God, gross.
00:58:32Elf.
00:58:32I love women.
00:58:33Elf.
00:58:37Come in, come in.
00:58:39All right, guys, look at us.
00:58:40Team Elf.
00:58:41Team Elf.
00:58:42Team Elf.
00:58:43Okay, look, look, look, look, okay.
00:58:45So Malt's trivia over there was just telling me
00:58:47that there's going to be two games,
00:58:48something about a guessing game of cookies,
00:58:51and the other one is basically like a Santa trivia game.
00:58:54Well, we got our guess cookies?
00:58:55Um, you got them.
00:58:56Oh, shit.
00:58:57You guys are the right team.
00:58:59We're only for Malt's.
00:59:00You're right.
00:59:01Yo, what's wrong with your hat, man?
00:59:02You look like you're leaning a bit.
00:59:03Oh, interesting.
00:59:05Ha, I'm like a leaning tower of pizza.
00:59:08All right.
00:59:09Beth?
00:59:10Yeah, man.
00:59:11All right.
00:59:13No mistakes.
00:59:16Mistakes are okay, as long as you remain friends.
00:59:18Hey, man, we're trying to win this thing, all right?
00:59:21Morning, Santas, and welcome back for day two.
00:59:24Are you ready for our game?
00:59:26Yeah.
00:59:30Gingerbread, Elf, Snowman, are you a team, Zoddy?
00:59:34Yeah!
00:59:36Yeah!
00:59:37Now it's time for The Santa,
00:59:39A champion game hosted by P1, the only, Santa Charles!
00:59:51Listen up, guys.
00:59:52The questions are all multiple choice.
00:59:54So you all stand a chance, okay?
00:59:57You say you want to play some.
00:59:59Oh, oh, oh!
01:00:00Seriously, I'm going to play some.
01:00:01Oh, oh, oh!
01:00:02Well, let's see.
01:00:04Questions, please.
01:00:06Be aggressive.
01:00:10First question.
01:00:13How many reindeer does Santa have?
01:00:16A-8, B-9, C, as many as he wants.
01:00:37Boards, please.
01:00:44And the answer is B-9.
01:00:48You got it!
01:00:49Sweet dog!
01:00:50Oh!
01:00:56Where exactly was mommy when she kissed Santa?
01:01:02Underneath the mistletoe?
01:01:04Underneath the little bowl?
01:01:07C, at Ice Cube's house.
01:01:09Yeah, I think...
01:01:10I think it's a trick question.
01:01:13Why are you mama kissing Santa?
01:01:14I think it's a trick question.
01:01:15You're going to be a trick question.
01:01:16I see this in the spot.
01:01:17I see this in the spot.
01:01:18Oh, I see this in the spot.
01:01:19Board, please.
01:01:28You all right?
01:01:32name a country in which santa is known as pierre noir can you guys say that
01:01:41look at that look at you
01:01:45a france b belgium c watts
01:02:03they stupid i'm sorry elvis you got that wrong it's actually hey friends
01:02:20who had the biggest hit of a career with the song santa baby in 1953
01:02:26a or the kid b prince c beyonce
01:02:33i mean what is the a for though
01:02:42what black song plays all day long during christmas
01:02:49a what group does eddie laverte sing with
01:02:55c
01:03:17what is santa's favorite cookie it don't matter he can eat anything
01:03:34final tie breaking round
01:03:37gingerbread you're gonna sit this one out it's between the elves
01:03:40and snowman okay this is the question first team to meet with their chalkboard wins
01:03:50who was the first small center a colonel tim b colonel jim c colonel sanders d popeye
01:04:03are you gonna sit with boys in the room
01:04:24it's Yakimo
01:04:32jim video
01:04:35What you got, Elf?
01:04:43That's going to be Elf.
01:04:45But you know what?
01:04:49Elves, you got one.
01:04:51B, turn on.
01:04:53Oh, yeah.
01:04:56Gingerbread and Elf team, you tie it up.
01:04:59Woo, yes.
01:05:01Elves, Gingerbread, you're on the next round.
01:05:05Woo-hoo.
01:05:07It was a good day.
01:05:08Great, great.
01:05:20Well, as far as Team Elf goes, first you got...
01:05:28You got this old, I guess, Asian guy.
01:05:31His name's Adam.
01:05:34Have you ever had a gas bubble that you can't get rid of?
01:05:38He's all right.
01:05:38He's probably the worst smelling person I've ever met in my entire life.
01:05:42Stephanie, maybe she'd come back to the island with me, you know.
01:05:45Um, he could be second place.
01:05:47He could play the reindeer.
01:05:47Fireside and candlelight.
01:05:53Stephanie, me, perhaps a little wine.
01:05:58I like to romanticize about...
01:06:05Reindeer.
01:06:06Huh?
01:06:07Reindeer.
01:06:08And I'm not done yet.
01:06:09I didn't finish.
01:06:15Moving forward, it will be every man and woman for themselves.
01:06:20The next game is called...
01:06:22This is a little game I call Smell My Finger.
01:06:24Guess the cookie correctly, you move on.
01:06:27Guess it wrong, you're done.
01:06:32First up, please!
01:06:40Choco-chip?
01:06:42You got it right.
01:06:43Next, one takes some bees.
01:06:49Choco-chip?
01:06:51Oh man, no.
01:06:53I want a redo.
01:06:53I don't care.
01:06:54I want a redo.
01:06:55I don't care!
01:06:57You're wrong!
01:06:58We're bringing a blindfolded to Up the Onion!
01:07:02He's very excited.
01:07:07Chocolate chip.
01:07:08No.
01:07:10Work on that.
01:07:13About right now.
01:07:15About that one there.
01:07:19Take it out and break it down.
01:07:21This has got to be snickerdito.
01:07:23What did you say?
01:07:25Snickerdoodle. Snickerdickie.
01:07:27Snookerdook.
01:07:27Yeah.
01:07:29Something like that.
01:07:30He's from the south.
01:07:33Behold.
01:07:36Change us now.
01:07:38You're right.
01:07:39Next.
01:07:40Both elves.
01:07:42Smell my fingers.
01:07:45You're a friend.
01:07:46What? He's great.
01:07:49You're a happy elf.
01:07:53Blah, blah.
01:07:54Mm.
01:07:55That's definitely the Scotty Biscuit.
01:07:58Oh, no!
01:08:00It's not a blind biscuit.
01:08:02It's a cookie.
01:08:03There's no tea over here.
01:08:06Blah.
01:08:08Bloody cookies.
01:08:10Take it home.
01:08:11Team elf.
01:08:14No.
01:08:15No.
01:08:16No.
01:08:18No.
01:08:19Next!
01:08:22Are you from San Diego?
01:08:24Yeah, boo-boo.
01:08:26No.
01:08:27No.
01:08:28No.
01:08:29Special one for you.
01:08:32That's a macaroon, man.
01:08:34Macaroon, man.
01:08:35You boy, right?
01:08:37Yeah, man.
01:08:38Ahhhh.
01:08:38Chuckaboy boy boy.
01:08:40Come on.
01:08:40Run, run, run twice!
01:08:44Sheila E.
01:08:45Sheila E.
01:08:46Sheila E-L?
01:08:50Oatmeal.
01:08:51You right?
01:08:54It's good for your sister.
01:08:55Oatmeal.
01:08:56Loose.
01:08:58Whoo!
01:08:59Now, that's a D-L.
01:09:00Um, you want a hamburger?
01:09:04Let me get two cookies for you.
01:09:07Peanut butter.
01:09:08Hold on.
01:09:10Chocolate chip.
01:09:12And pretzel?
01:09:15That boy's good.
01:09:17You good, boy!
01:09:19You good!
01:09:23And just like that, we're down to the final five.
01:09:26Let's give it up for them!
01:09:31Let's be on the final day, everybody.
01:09:37Dang, Santa.
01:09:38I think one of them might actually win this thing.
01:09:42Good job, baby.
01:10:23What the fudge candy apple?
01:10:27You really gonna leave this?
01:10:30About the time she finds out how hard this job really is.
01:10:34She's gonna see how hard it is if you said it was.
01:10:36This is what you gonna leave us with?
01:10:39Man, you got me.
01:10:42This is what you gonna leave us with?
01:11:05Give it up for Stephanie.
01:11:06Give it up for Stephanie.
01:11:10Adam.
01:11:16Wayne.
01:11:19Nick.
01:11:23Nick.
01:11:25Come on.
01:11:26Go for the world.
01:11:28And Clyde.
01:11:32One of these competitors is about to become the next mall Santa.
01:11:37Bugs, before we jump into day three, the final day of the Santa Games, a quick word from our sponsor,
01:11:43the woman who stands in my chest, Denise Herainer, everyone.
01:11:51Thank you, DJ Snowbiz, and I just have one thing to say, and that is, thank you, and thank you.
01:12:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:12:03Santa Charles, you have made this one Christmas season to remember.
01:12:08Hmm?
01:12:09Your final season.
01:12:10And on behalf of myself, your fans, and all of Santa's helpers, we wanted to do something a little different.
01:12:18Something meaningful and painful.
01:12:20You're making me slave pride.
01:12:26Look at this!
01:12:28They're vegan.
01:12:30I am so proud of how you structured the rules of this competition, and how you did so without bias
01:12:37or prejudice or flattery.
01:12:38And how you took the time for each competitor to dig in and help them find their full Santa potential.
01:12:46Mmm, with that level of grit and determination, I think we can be confident that you're...
01:12:55Thank you, Denise.
01:12:58But no need to put Santa Charles on the spot.
01:12:59Let's let him enjoy his cookies in peace.
01:13:02He earned them after all.
01:13:04Now, are we ready for the...
01:13:22... and so, that's how we are.
01:13:37Can we play a sharpening?
01:13:37Are we ready for the...
01:13:37... and so, let's see.
01:13:37I'm so proud to be here.
01:13:37We're ready for the big game.
01:13:37We're ready for the big game.
01:13:38And so, I'm sure there's to be, the big game.
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