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Santa Games (2022) (ENG) HD [Full Movie] [Long Version]Full EP - Full
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00:01:37Mmm.
00:01:38Looks like Santa's got a sweet tooth.
00:01:41Did you pay for those beignets?
00:01:44For your beignet police?
00:01:45You know I didn't get that job.
00:01:48Look guys, let's have fun today, okay?
00:01:53If you kids want to buy a picture, it's okay.
00:01:57But don't push, you don't have to push it down.
00:01:59Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:00Fun, fun, fun.
00:02:03What is the word?
00:02:06Fun.
00:02:06Fine.
00:02:07What?
00:02:07Fine.
00:02:09Fine.
00:02:13See you out there.
00:02:14I'm Santa Charles.
00:02:15Wait.
00:02:19Slow down Santa.
00:02:21These are new.
00:02:24Are you hiding?
00:02:25Can you see me?
00:02:27Is Jesus black?
00:02:29Santa, go to the office.
00:02:30The niece wants to see you.
00:02:31She said, tell Santa Charles.
00:02:32Tell Santa Charles what?
00:02:34Santa, she wants to see you in her office.
00:02:36Shhh.
00:02:37You didn't see me.
00:02:38That's not sexy.
00:02:39This is sexy and you are hard to miss.
00:02:42That's a fat joke.
00:02:43You're a little punk.
00:02:45You're not a fat joke.
00:02:46I'm not the only big guy here.
00:02:47Thick is the new word.
00:02:48Yeah.
00:02:49Two Cs.
00:02:49What about Big D?
00:02:51Big Douglas over here.
00:02:53No one ever makes fun of Big Douglas.
00:02:56He's a security guard.
00:02:57He's bigger than me.
00:02:59Not my ministry.
00:03:00They're making fun of big people.
00:03:02We need to get together and rally around big people.
00:03:06Get us a flag.
00:03:08A saying.
00:03:10Yo, you bigger than everybody.
00:03:12We're going to have to knock them out, man.
00:03:14Don't do what you need to do.
00:03:15I ain't bigger than you.
00:03:29Santa Claus!
00:03:30Whoa!
00:03:33For me?
00:03:34Yes, sir.
00:03:35Yes, sir.
00:03:35Yes, sir.
00:03:35Yes, sir.
00:03:36Merry Christmas, everyone!
00:03:39Who's been naughty and who's been black?
00:03:42Santa!
00:03:44Hey!
00:03:46Boom!
00:03:47Who wants to talk to Santa?
00:03:50Oh, oh!
00:03:51Feliz Navidad!
00:03:52Oh, boom!
00:03:54Feliz Navidad. Bueno.
00:03:55Bueno.
00:03:55Hey!
00:03:57Boom, Emily.
00:03:59Let's get some music going on around here.
00:04:01Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:04:04Let's get this party started.
00:04:05Janet!
00:04:10Merry Christmas.
00:04:12Hi, Santa Child.
00:04:13Hi, Janet.
00:04:14Is that my name?
00:04:15Is that my name?
00:04:16Is that my name?
00:04:32Yeah.
00:04:33Do you know, Jesus?
00:04:35How about a picture with Santa?
00:04:39Say, Merry Christmas!
00:04:41Merry Christmas!
00:04:45I want a PS5, a zero-gravity laser race car, a climate quality.
00:04:50And if you can fix the ozone layer even just a little bit, that would be great.
00:04:54And also...
00:04:55How about we take this picture?
00:04:56Say, Christmas presents!
00:05:23How about we take this picture?
00:05:36I thought you'd stop by my office on one of your breaks.
00:05:39Well, technically, I'm still on break, I...
00:05:41I heard about the incident.
00:05:47The guy was 300 pounds.
00:05:49I think he was 30.
00:05:50We don't discriminate.
00:05:53Hmm?
00:05:53Scriminate?
00:05:54I'm...
00:05:55You know, he's a big guy.
00:05:57Why can't you be a team player?
00:05:59I am a team player.
00:06:00He's not a team player.
00:06:02Most teams protect their quarterback.
00:06:05He was a paying customer.
00:06:08Santa is his best friend.
00:06:09Santa is his hero.
00:06:10And all heroes should better sell honey to a bee.
00:06:13Heroes get the job done.
00:06:15But you know, a hero is also a sandwich.
00:06:18I like mine with some relish.
00:06:20Maybe some mayonnaise.
00:06:22You could want...
00:06:22You had a quota to make.
00:06:23I like it.
00:06:24You sell what?
00:06:26Hmm?
00:06:26Any idea?
00:06:27Hmm?
00:06:28Hmm?
00:06:31I don't have the paper.
00:06:33The numbers haven't came in yet.
00:06:34The numbers came in.
00:06:36We sold a couple hundred.
00:06:37Whoa!
00:06:38That's what I'm talking about.
00:06:40No, that's not what we're talking about.
00:06:41Whoa!
00:06:43Keep it down, the kids.
00:06:45Off top?
00:06:45Is that some kind of record number?
00:06:46No, that's a failure.
00:06:48You sold a couple hundred photos a day.
00:06:50And yet, you spend hundreds of hours with thousands of kids.
00:06:54You ask them about their lives, their lists, their favorites,
00:06:57but you won't ask them to take one stupid photo?
00:06:59No.
00:07:00Kids want Santa to listen to them.
00:07:03You want their tooth fairy money.
00:07:04Yes!
00:07:05Yes, yes, yes!
00:07:07That's why I look all of it.
00:07:08Santa's bigger than the tooth fairy.
00:07:09Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:10Right!
00:07:11That's why he doesn't need any money.
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:16If I look like you, I'd have them eating out the palm of my hands.
00:07:24Is that a fat joke?
00:07:26Let me explain something to you.
00:07:28I am Santa's legacy.
00:07:31Hmm.
00:07:32Okay?
00:07:3225 years.
00:07:33Me.
00:07:34In.
00:07:35Okay?
00:07:36My daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:38His daddy was Santa Claus.
00:07:40His daddy...
00:07:41Well, not his daddy was a slave.
00:07:43Your daddy, and your daddy's daddy, and your daddy's daddy on top of that,
00:07:46don't pay these bills.
00:07:47Do your job.
00:07:50Well, maybe his daddy's daddy was a Santa Claus.
00:07:54Not a mall, because they didn't have malls.
00:07:56I believe in you.
00:07:58I believe in your bigness.
00:08:00Huh?
00:08:03I believe in you.
00:08:06You get the point, because I've been doing this a long time.
00:08:12Ah!
00:08:20Ah!
00:08:22Ah!
00:08:23Ah!
00:08:27Ah!
00:08:28Oh!
00:08:29Ah!
00:08:30Ah!
00:08:32Ah!
00:08:38I'm getting too old for the slave.
00:09:11You know you can't drown your problems in snickerdoodle and milk, right?
00:09:16Thanks for letting me stay here, huh?
00:09:18It's only temporary, man.
00:09:19Just until I get back on my feet.
00:09:20You know we don't mind you staying here.
00:09:23It's always a home, but we got some rules.
00:09:29First, no lips to carton.
00:09:32That's direct contact.
00:09:34Don't do that.
00:09:35Don't let your aunt see you do that.
00:09:37We found them.
00:09:39That means that's show milk now.
00:09:42Yeah.
00:09:43Because this is what you use around here.
00:09:46No, it's too late!
00:09:47It's too late!
00:09:49I thought you wanted some.
00:09:51No!
00:09:51You with lips to carton!
00:09:53It's not in the carton no more!
00:09:56But your lips, son.
00:09:58Your lips.
00:10:00Huh?
00:10:01Alright.
00:10:03And the cookie situation here.
00:10:10We want you to be comfortable.
00:10:13You know you can stay with me and your aunt anytime you want, okay?
00:10:17But we're going to have to ration out these cookies.
00:10:20I'm curled so I can have some.
00:10:22She said one.
00:10:23You don't have to eat nine at one time, son.
00:10:26You can have a cookie every once in a while.
00:10:29You'd look like Rick Ross if he liked cookies.
00:10:34There's a smile we're looking for.
00:10:35That's the guy I'm looking for right there, man!
00:10:39Listen, everything's going to be alright.
00:10:41You're going to get you a new apartment.
00:10:42I just wish I could commit to something.
00:10:44I just can't commit to anything these days, man.
00:10:47Well, you know what?
00:10:49You should just start out by committing to this.
00:10:53A glass.
00:10:55Now that's your milk.
00:10:57Your lips have been on it.
00:10:59And that's your glass.
00:11:03Are you fooling on cookie?
00:11:08Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells.
00:11:11Who is Charlie Wilson with my uncle?
00:11:12What do you say?
00:11:13What do you say?
00:11:14Nothing.
00:11:14Huh?
00:11:15Leave me alone, Charlie.
00:11:16I'll call Goofy and Gaffy Elf and come here and sock your Rick Ross looking ass.
00:11:21Ha ha ha!
00:11:32Up on the hot stop, reindeer paws.
00:11:36Out jumped the good old Santa Claus.
00:11:39Down through the chimney, with lots of toys.
00:11:43Oh, for the little one's Christmas joys.
00:11:47Ho, ho, ho!
00:11:49Who would it go?
00:11:51Ho, ho, ho!
00:11:52Who would it go?
00:11:54Up on the hot stop, click, click, click.
00:11:58Down through the chimney, with girls standing.
00:12:05First come a stack and a little now.
00:12:09Oh, dear Santa, fill it well.
00:12:13Give her for Dolly the grass and rise.
00:12:16Mom that'll open and shut her eyes.
00:12:20Ho, ho, ho!
00:12:22Who would it go?
00:12:24Ho, ho, ho!
00:12:37Well, fellas.
00:12:39Another day.
00:13:00What happened?
00:13:04Who shot Rudolph?
00:13:10Santa Charles.
00:13:12My office.
00:13:18Let me circle me a good morning.
00:13:36please have a seat i told you once i told you twice i'm not gonna retire till i'm in the
00:13:42dirt
00:13:43you're resilient and i appreciate that but i have a business to run
00:13:46a new updated modern santa experience business their contract is up at the end of the season
00:13:53so i'm not asking you anymore i'm telling you demise i've decided not to renew
00:14:00demise who now i thought you would like retirement come on no are you kidding me oh no i guess
00:14:07you
00:14:07wouldn't but patrick patrick he comes highly recommended patrick a white santa
00:14:14in a black mall are you it would be chaos around it it would be did you see the right
00:14:21to keep right
00:14:22i did but that has nothing to do with this if you hired a ghost of christmas past
00:14:27these people would lose their minds that's like playing paul anchor at a family reunion
00:14:34okay you can't do that i don't see why i mean he well the kids will love him it's good
00:14:40enough and
00:14:40apparently he loves having his photo taken and i like my santas amenable amenable bottom line
00:14:47it works he works it works you can't listen to me this has been a black santa mall since 1948
00:14:55my grandfather said a little white child right here smiling and people took a picture nobody said
00:15:03nothing that's my legacy that's who i am we break down barriers i can appreciate that i can appreciate
00:15:13that i know this is some kind of tradition for your family you've broken all kind of barriers i get
00:15:18that but i'm doing you a favor what this is a physically demanding job and i can see well say
00:15:25it
00:15:25say it say it you say fat i didn't say anything about fat you were about to say i was
00:15:31gonna say
00:15:31tired you're tired ah you're tired you have any kids of your own that has the potential look i've
00:15:37made my decision i'm running up the flagpole it's done you said tired instead of fat nobody digs
00:15:43you are effective senator charles you need to write in your journal or take that up with your
00:15:48therapist i'm telling you what i need my bottom line is suffering because of your incompetence now
00:15:54here's the deal after this season you're done
00:16:22you're funny you picked the wrong profession you probably should have been a comedian
00:16:28i groom i hand down i teach
00:16:37but it's with your rules let me go out with some dignity and then i'll retire is that a promise
00:16:48yes you told me santa's don't make promises they they do now all right tell you what
00:16:57you have until the end of the season to find me the best santa for the job
00:17:05game on well let's shake on it let's not shake on it let's remember this moment
00:17:15you're a good friend oh okay go have you ever heard of the heat miser you kind of look like
00:17:25thank you thank you thank you thank you i'm not gonna let you down got it okay
00:17:32great great
00:17:41hey the name is orlando and next time you're in this mall just ask for me baby you'll never wait
00:17:47in line
00:17:47again i'm telling my dad i'm telling my dad too
00:17:55kids right
00:18:02merry christmas jute what's wrong what's wrong
00:18:08i don't know first time in a black mall
00:18:14i know how you feel barbecue smell grains cornbread
00:18:24i know what you want for christmas you want to be able to do this
00:18:32back at you dude what do you want this year
00:18:37uh a turtle
00:18:55you're getting too old for the sled
00:18:57you're getting too old for the sled
00:19:08oh i'm serious
00:19:19ah
00:19:23ugly christmas sweaters this is my design sites like these still in the ideas all the time
00:19:31make a few changes and resell the imitations as their own
00:19:36you're really leaving huh
00:19:38i'm not gonna help it you're really good at this
00:19:46i feel you and i'm a hundred percent on board give me the details what's your target demo level of
00:19:53experience personality type
00:19:55a little
00:19:59Danish but you know okay do you me put competitive salary oh can grow a beard naturally you know i'm
00:20:06aggressive
00:20:09be aggressive be aggressive should i set the parameters to worldwide
00:20:13i don't even know what you're talking about
00:20:18okay what else do you want
00:20:21video oh i'm good at videos
00:20:23really really
00:20:27anything else
00:20:28what those yellow those yellow things with expressions
00:20:34smiley face emoji
00:20:38we just got black santa's last year
00:20:41you know
00:20:43oh
00:20:44lit
00:20:48period
00:20:48per
00:20:49per
00:20:50per
00:20:52per
00:20:52per
00:20:52ah
00:20:52yes
00:20:53knock knock
00:20:55and change
00:20:56no more
00:20:57different era
00:21:23I'm just reading my eyelids.
00:21:31I'm just reading my eyelids.
00:21:33Somebody wants something.
00:21:37When you get all squirrelly and touchy like this, you want to say something.
00:21:44Or you want something.
00:21:48I can't figure out what to do.
00:21:51What should I do?
00:21:53We've been putting it off for a long time.
00:21:56And we both knew this day would come, right?
00:22:00But I think retirement is going to be good for both of us.
00:22:05Yeah, let me think about it.
00:22:07Now we get to stop putting off that trip to Edinburgh.
00:22:11Edinburgh?
00:22:12Come on, it's been years we've been talking about Edinburgh.
00:22:14Edinburgh?
00:22:14Are you saying it right?
00:22:16I'm saying it right.
00:22:17Edinburgh.
00:22:18Edinburgh.
00:22:18E-D-I-N-S-A-N-T-A-I-N-S
00:22:21Are you not saying Eaglewood?
00:22:23No, baby desperate.
00:22:25Edinburgh?!
00:22:25Edinburgh?
00:22:25We do baby!
00:22:26Black people.
00:22:28Yeah, we're black.
00:22:29Mmhm.
00:22:29We'll be there.
00:22:31Black?
00:22:32Do something different, honey?
00:22:35let's go to alabama but i want to see the christmas markets big papa but that's why
00:22:42they have the internet in person and on christmas edinburgh yes oh my god you can't hate me because
00:22:52i love being santa claus i mean i'm doing my due diligence baby you've been sitting in this chair
00:22:58all day and all night doing your due diligence but look if we're not going to go to edinburgh
00:23:04can you do me a favor just go talk to clarence listen the boys went through a rough patch
00:23:14he don't even like christmas he's not a holiday person right all right but look he needs purpose
00:23:23and he just might be able to change his mind so there you go yeah i knew you was up
00:23:30to something
00:23:30oh i'm always up to something big pop of santa oh let's see come on now you're tripping me
00:23:37again oh he's trying to give me some purpose talk to clarence baby
00:23:52here's your kiss this room it's right here okay i'll talk to you later
00:24:03hey honk what's up i know this is a dumb question but are you busy tomorrow no man i'm just
00:24:08trying
00:24:09to piece my life back together yeah why don't you take a break and uh come with me to work
00:24:14you're doing my interviews yeah nobody wants a job i'll be doing this till i'm dead oh man
00:24:20uncle charles you ain't gonna die you're gonna live forever like the real center
00:24:25that's what i thought but i think you should come to work with me the kids will cheer you up
00:24:29man
00:24:29they enjoy it too okay okay i'll go whatever yeah take a shower yeah but i'm not wearing a costume
00:24:39it's not a costume it's a uniform ain't not that cool it's a costume
00:24:47snickerdoodle cookies are disgusting
00:24:55holy north pole
00:25:03the irs will never catch me
00:25:18Time for more video!
00:25:35Oh, what the? Oh my God. Oh my God.
00:25:42Hello, my love. Oh my God.
00:25:46I'm vaingirl21. Thank you for logging in.
00:25:49No, not vaingirl21.
00:25:52My friend sent me this video earlier and I was cracking up. You have to see this.
00:25:56This is Santa Charles for the ultimate...
00:25:58I'm so fired. I've never heard of the evening.
00:26:00How am I gonna afford my clothes?
00:26:01This had me rolling. Look at him.
00:26:05Why is that kid doing it to him? He started doing this crazy dance like this.
00:26:09He was doing this little roll with it. I don't know about that. We're gonna have to like make it
00:26:13a little cuter.
00:26:13Oh, I like that. Okay.
00:26:15My vaingirl21.
00:26:17We're gonna make this on the hashtag mall Santa, hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:26:21Ooh, hashtag ultimate Santa challenge. You guys wanna do it with me?
00:26:25And we gonna roll it and we gonna do a little Santa belly with it.
00:26:28I'm so fired.
00:26:29Okay, y'all. So make sure you do the dance, hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:26:32And when they're picking the next mall Santa, we gotta show up.
00:26:35Does anyone wanna do a meal with me?
00:26:36Oh no, oh no, oh my god.
00:26:37Okay, thanks.
00:26:38So I'll let you guys know.
00:26:39Oh my gosh, not vaingirl21!
00:26:41Oh god.
00:26:43Breathe, Terrell.
00:26:46Woosah.
00:27:06There you go 21.
00:27:09Ha ha.
00:27:35Oh my gosh, you guys, look at all of these people.
00:27:38You are logged in to Vangirl 21.
00:27:42Okay, so as you can see, guys, I'm not the only one to make it out to the mall to
00:27:46check out the ultimate Santa challenge.
00:27:48And you like my fakes?
00:27:49The ultimate Santa challenge is to choose the next mall Santa.
00:27:52And as you can see, there are all types of Santas here ready to select.
00:27:57But you guys, I heard the OG original Santa is ready to retire.
00:28:01But he's ready to tap on his baton to the next successor.
00:28:05However, do they look this good? And can they do this?
00:28:16Hey, come on and play with me, baby. Come on down to the mall today.
00:28:20Hashtag ultimate Santa challenge.
00:28:22We've been waiting for this now. You have no idea.
00:28:24We dream of being a Santa Claus.
00:28:26Now, I'm going to trust you to make this special juice because we've got to go.
00:28:32You can have your Santa Claus.
00:28:37Yama Rastafari.
00:28:43Emma, right?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45Is there anyone that can help us out here?
00:28:46We just want to sign up.
00:28:47I mean, I've been here with Joseph and Charles and Kiki and Deshawn.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:52It's Denise.
00:28:54You must be in charge. It's Denise.
00:28:55Elizabeth will take great care of you.
00:28:57Okay?
00:28:58It's Emma. Why doesn't someone keep calling me?
00:28:59Okay.
00:29:00It's Denise.
00:29:01Come on, guys.
00:29:02Everybody, can you just stay back?
00:29:03We've got to sign right there.
00:29:04Just sign right there.
00:29:05Just sign right there.
00:29:06No, Santa Charles will be here soon and you guys can sign.
00:29:10What in the...
00:29:13Orlando!
00:29:14We are planning on ramping up security for this crowd out here, right?
00:29:17I could use an extra pair of hands.
00:29:18And a barricade.
00:29:20And a small tank.
00:29:21We're not under siege.
00:29:22Not yet.
00:29:25You got pepper spray?
00:29:27Mm-hmm.
00:29:27Okay, good.
00:29:28Good, good.
00:29:29Use it.
00:29:29If you have to.
00:29:31But only if you have to.
00:29:33And never on the kids.
00:29:34No, no, no.
00:29:35That's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
00:29:37Copy that, Big D.
00:29:41Don't call me that.
00:29:44You're right.
00:29:45Inappropriate.
00:29:46Barry!
00:29:55Wow!
00:29:56How amazing!
00:29:58What's real?
00:29:58Why are you?
00:29:59Wamping around like some lost duck?
00:30:02The post went viral.
00:30:05Apparently we were too aggressive.
00:30:07Too, too aggressive.
00:30:09It was picked up by atveinggirl21.
00:30:11She has over 20 million followers on vid feed.
00:30:14Way more than...
00:30:15Diamond Dave.
00:30:17Oh, my God.
00:30:19Yeah.
00:30:20Diamond Dave.
00:30:21Yeah.
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:23Went posting.
00:30:24People are getting sick all the time when they go viral.
00:30:29I forgot to refresh the page.
00:30:33I know.
00:30:34Yeah, we'll refresh it later.
00:30:36We'll refresh the page later and call Diamond and get the disease handled.
00:30:42I'm so fired.
00:30:43No.
00:30:45It's because you've got the people viral and the...
00:30:49The people that refresh the viral page?
00:30:53What is he talking about?
00:30:56Oh, going viral means basically the whole world see.
00:31:01What?
00:31:18Before you say anything, let me explain.
00:31:21Please do.
00:31:22Be the one because I think I should be the one.
00:31:26Explain.
00:31:30Um, we did what you asked and we went wide.
00:31:33Uh-huh.
00:31:34Uh-huh.
00:31:35We even went viral.
00:31:37Is that why it looks like a Santa convention exploded outside of my mall?
00:31:40Maybe we went too wide.
00:31:42We can make an announcement over the intercom and send the store-bought Santa's packing.
00:31:47No.
00:31:48No, no, no, no.
00:31:49This is good.
00:31:51This is exactly what we needed.
00:31:53Hmm?
00:31:54There's a lot of Santas out there.
00:31:56We're bound to find someone we both like and can move forward with.
00:32:00Hmm.
00:32:02No.
00:32:03But those aren't real Santas.
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:06They're viral.
00:32:07He learned that word.
00:32:08They didn't refresh, right?
00:32:11I'm keeping an open mind, Santa Charles.
00:32:13Are you?
00:32:15Yeah!
00:32:16But I'm just saying that they're viral Santas.
00:32:19Okay, so what's the plan for the interviews?
00:32:22There's a lot of folks out there and from the looks of them, they'll be competitive.
00:32:26That sounds cut broke.
00:32:27Oh, I know.
00:32:27I know.
00:32:29Something.
00:32:30Something's in the air.
00:32:31I imagine a bunch of Santas trying to ruin each other for likes and for a chance at the coveted
00:32:36Santa mall job.
00:32:39It's definitely not covered by insurance.
00:32:41It could be a multi-day task and we could hold interviews in the parking lot.
00:32:44And I could start a sign-up sheet to get an accurate head count.
00:32:47Hey!
00:32:48Okay.
00:32:53I got it.
00:32:54What?
00:32:56Challenge.
00:32:59What did you say?
00:33:01You wanted a Santa Claus that would be what?
00:33:06Ameanable.
00:33:07Yeah!
00:33:08I couldn't remember that word.
00:33:09But listen.
00:33:11We have a challenge.
00:33:14They have to be up for the par.
00:33:19They have to do things.
00:33:24Obstacle them.
00:33:25Flippity-flippin'.
00:33:26Whippity-whippin'.
00:33:27Scoobity-whippin'.
00:33:28Whippin'.
00:33:29Whippin'.
00:33:30That's what we call the Ameanable Santa Challenge!
00:33:37Okay, so...
00:33:39So what are you thinking?
00:33:43I call it now.
00:34:08Who falls asleep in a sauna?
00:34:14What you want, man?
00:34:16How do you find a sauna?
00:34:18I found one.
00:34:21Follow me.
00:34:24Where are we going?
00:34:26Let's talk and we're walking, boy!
00:34:29I'm gonna find a gym, bitch.
00:34:46What are you doing?
00:34:47What are you doing?
00:34:48Man, you're acting weird.
00:34:50What is this?
00:34:51Some kind of Santa experience initiation
00:34:53where you teach me how to dunk cookies effectively?
00:34:56Listen, I'm not supposed to do this.
00:35:00But I want you to be Santa Claus.
00:35:06Only problem with that is...
00:35:08I don't want to be Santa!
00:35:12Man, I just came to spend some time with my favorite uncle.
00:35:15Very interesting word.
00:35:17Time.
00:35:20I'll say you spend a lot of time in prison.
00:35:24Here we go.
00:35:27Your PO is not playing.
00:35:29He's very serious.
00:35:31If you become Santa,
00:35:34it'll allow him to see you in a different light.
00:35:38You understand that?
00:35:39You're helping children.
00:35:40I saw how children see you.
00:35:42When they see you, their faces light up.
00:35:46There's something about this suit, won't you put it on?
00:35:50It kind of erases your past.
00:35:53It becomes something new.
00:35:55You have a purpose.
00:35:58Uncle Charles.
00:36:00No.
00:36:07You think you're the only criminal in the family, don't you?
00:36:15No.
00:36:18Let me show you something.
00:36:27See that?
00:36:29That's my father, your grandfather.
00:36:32And his father, my grandfather.
00:36:35Do you know what my grandfather did for a living?
00:36:38He was a bootlegger from Chicago.
00:36:41They called them big draws.
00:36:45Do you know what they called your grandfather?
00:36:47What?
00:36:48Poon Daddy.
00:36:50He was a con artist.
00:36:53We all had a pass.
00:36:56They put on a suit and erased their pass.
00:36:59They started giving.
00:37:01I even had my pass.
00:37:04I used to be a gymnast.
00:37:06Now that's criminal.
00:37:09Especially when you saw me in them tights.
00:37:14My point is,
00:37:15put on a suit,
00:37:18it gives you a purpose.
00:37:20You got it.
00:37:23Uncle Charles,
00:37:24I don't want to be sound.
00:37:27As a kid, this is all you ever wanted to do.
00:37:30I was eight.
00:37:33Of course I thought this was the coolest job in the world.
00:37:36You're a fat man in a red velvet suit,
00:37:38and nobody judges you.
00:37:41But then I grew up.
00:37:43And I realized that all you do is peddle dreams and wishes to little kids.
00:37:47It's not real.
00:37:48None of this is real.
00:37:53None of this is real.
00:37:58That's what you think I'm a fat man in a red suit.
00:38:06This is real.
00:38:08You're real.
00:38:09Uncle Charles, there's a thousand other guys out there that like to play dress up just like you.
00:38:14You don't need me.
00:38:16But they're not real.
00:38:18And they're not you.
00:38:19They're from Insta-take.
00:38:22Face.
00:38:24The thing with the bird.
00:38:26Insta-face, huh?
00:38:27You know what I'm saying.
00:38:29They're Insta-influencers, man.
00:38:32I love you.
00:38:34But you gotta understand that not everybody gets what they want for Christmas.
00:38:39You of all people should know that.
00:38:42I do.
00:38:43That's not what you get.
00:38:46That's what you give.
00:38:48Whatever, man.
00:38:50I got bigger fish to fry and bigger problems to solve.
00:38:53So I'm gonna find me something to eat, and I guess I'll find my own way home.
00:38:59Now when you say you're gonna find your own way home,
00:39:01does that mean you don't steal a car?
00:39:03No.
00:39:06Where'd you get that road from?
00:39:27Hey.
00:39:28I think a lot.
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:32Then where are your parents?
00:39:37I don't know.
00:39:40They're probably worried.
00:39:43Where's your family?
00:39:50Santa Charles is your daddy?
00:39:54Uncle.
00:39:56Mom and Dad are gone.
00:39:58You are so lucky.
00:40:01I wish I had Uncle Santa.
00:40:07I guess he's not so bad.
00:40:10Gosh, there you are.
00:40:12I was so worried.
00:40:15No problem.
00:40:16Come on, let's go.
00:40:28Ha ha ha ha.
00:40:55An amazing voice for us.
00:40:55We're alive.
00:40:56Are you Sancas ready for a challenge?
00:40:58Yeah!
00:41:00I said, are you Sancas ready for a challenge?
00:41:03Yeah!
00:41:04The ultimate Sancas challenge?
00:41:06Yeah!
00:41:07I'm your host, DJ Snowdiz, and this store is your plate now.
00:41:13We also have souvenirs.
00:41:15We have hats, shop glasses, snow clothes, novelty towels, t-shirts, miniatures, and various work has been available for purchase.
00:41:23Okay?
00:41:24There will be three days of Sancas games, and at the end of the games, we'll count our next small
00:41:29Santa.
00:41:31Alright!
00:41:32But, but, you don't have to take my word for it, because Santa Charles is here to let you know
00:41:36that he's been making a list and checking it twice.
00:41:39And at the end of the games, he will decide to be naughty or nuts.
00:41:49First of all, I'd like to thank you guys. We'd love to be here to Sancas games.
00:41:54This is not a job.
00:41:57Hmm?
00:41:59It's an honor and a privilege.
00:42:03This is not a suit or a costume.
00:42:06It's a uniform.
00:42:08I'm proud to wear it.
00:42:10Some of you guys know this.
00:42:12Some of you guys don't.
00:42:14I'm part of a legacy here.
00:42:17Three decades.
00:42:18Sitting in that chair right there.
00:42:20A grandfather.
00:42:22A father.
00:42:22Oh my God.
00:42:23But this is not about, being a mall Santa.
00:42:27It's about listening.
00:42:30And love.
00:42:31Love for the job.
00:42:34Love for the people.
00:42:36Love for the community.
00:42:38I remember you.
00:42:40Stacy Howard.
00:42:42One of the firetrop.
00:42:45Kids.
00:42:47They don't get everything they want, but they do get to see a Santa Claus that looks like
00:42:55them.
00:42:59So, welcome to the first annual Santa Claus.
00:43:19Now, I am going to go to the next day.
00:43:22I'm going to go to the next day.
00:43:27I'm going to go to the next day.
00:43:47can i help you it's not what it looks like looks like you're stealing from santa
00:43:56what are you doing then borrowing from santa without his permission you lose a bet or something
00:44:03worse i think i just found my christmas spirit in the storage closet is that where i left it
00:44:12oh you know i never could find the hats in the midst of all that other stuff
00:44:24your uncle is going to be so please don't tell uncle charles
00:44:31i want to do this on my own if it's in my blood my family legacy then it's meant to
00:44:38be
00:44:39but if not and i fail at this too then at least uncle charles won't have to get his hopes
00:44:45up
00:44:47all right i won't say a word okay but i do think he's gonna know i just have a feeling
00:44:55he'll know
00:45:01can you help me with this beard i thought you'd never ask
00:45:06all right let's see oh yeah first you have to take the snap off put your head down
00:45:16behind those ears
00:45:19hold on can you breathe
00:45:26i'm so proud
00:45:31next
00:45:42next
00:45:43next
00:45:47so i'm i'm really sorry thank you thanks
00:45:54all right first and last name salem
00:46:16my name is stephanie
00:46:20wagwan man i'm when you know straight from jamaica buck buck
00:46:25hi i'm adam
00:46:27hi my name is clue
00:46:30clyde
00:46:33my name is nick
00:46:36and uh nick why do you want me to be santa claus
00:46:39wait wait hold on who are you who are you to be asking me questions or what was what's happening
00:46:46right now
00:46:46we want to be santa claus and i'm come here and i show up santa can be everywhere you know
00:46:51i'm here for one reason total world domination did it and now he's on the elf team
00:46:56oh oh no no no no no come uncle adam is on tv come fast fast fast fast fast so
00:47:01basically
00:47:07welcome to the day one of the began to expand
00:47:19all right and we're back with what looks like pampers of santa's dirty laundry
00:47:27i wonder what we're gonna do with that
00:47:30can't hear you but if you guessed wash and fold you're wrong this game is called santa's pajamas
00:47:44when i count to three you'll race to the hampers and grab a matching pajama set we have elf gingerbread
00:47:51and snowman
00:47:53options are limited so choose wisely
00:47:58and go
00:48:06oh wow
00:48:10legal contact there's no fighting in the north pole
00:48:14we have jammies for everybody
00:48:28oh
00:48:29sure
00:48:36try out
00:48:37try out
00:48:38what
00:48:39you don't think there's a need to try out
00:48:43when you find what it is that you're looking for and it's sitting in the chair
00:48:46i am a fat man
00:48:48i am a fat man
00:48:49in this
00:48:49what
00:48:50how does he do this
00:48:51who is he
00:48:53uh
00:48:54santa charles
00:48:55oh so you know santa charles
00:48:57i know of him
00:48:58right
00:48:59what do you know santa charles
00:49:01cool dude
00:49:02now it's time for the one the only santa charles
00:49:18good afternoon santa's please try to separate in the most scientific ways gingerbread to the left elves in the middle
00:49:27snowman to the right
00:49:28the losing team will unfortunately be kicked out of the games if you don't have a costume on
00:49:35and
00:49:41can i tell them designs by charrell
00:49:45designs by charrell
00:49:47take a picture it's gonna last longer
00:49:50and again if you don't have a costume off you go
00:49:59listen you guys all did a good job
00:50:03see you day two good night have a good night guys
00:50:10we'll see you back here bright and early tomorrow morning for day two
00:50:15well
00:50:16yep
00:50:16yeah
00:50:16yeah
00:50:16yeah
00:50:16great
00:50:16yeah
00:50:16yeah
00:50:16yeah
00:50:16yeah
00:50:39we go
00:50:39yeah
00:50:41yeah
00:50:43Look at what I found in the hall was like a lost little puppy.
00:50:47And look, he doesn't have his beard on.
00:50:49No, I'm not.
00:50:50Hey, I hope you don't mind.
00:50:53We couldn't decide on what talking to guests, so we just got cheese.
00:50:57Yeah, and they got a fruit punch, ginger ale, energy drinks, and water.
00:51:02Or, if you're feeling brave, I make a mean protein shake.
00:51:07I'm nicknaming Santa's ultimate challenge.
00:51:11I don't think I have any competition, but to be honest with you, there's one particular one on my team.
00:51:16Are they going to hear this?
00:51:17No, of course.
00:51:18Okay, cool.
00:51:19So, there's one particular Santa on my team.
00:51:21Nick.
00:51:22Buff Daddy, Big Santa.
00:51:24He's just always angry and wants to hit people.
00:51:27The Roid Ranger.
00:51:28I think there might be something in his protein shakes.
00:51:30I think he taken some of the ting.
00:51:32He needs to slow it down.
00:51:33It's not healthy for your man bit, you know what I'm saying?
00:51:35But then some of the other ones, you know, they all right, you know.
00:51:39Day one done.
00:51:40Yeah, you know, we started it up a little rocky, you know.
00:51:42But you know what, Mike?
00:51:44We got it done.
00:51:45We edged it out.
00:51:46You know what?
00:51:47I think day two is going to be a doozy.
00:51:49I mean, everything that went through with the PJs.
00:51:51But you two looked a little intense.
00:51:53This man.
00:51:54Are you scared?
00:51:56No, but you should be.
00:51:57Ooh.
00:51:58Ooh.
00:51:59I'm just glad I found a shirt that could hit me.
00:52:02I actually found the shirt.
00:52:03And you're welcome.
00:52:06Yeah, you know what?
00:52:07It was a little crazy.
00:52:09You guys think the rest of the challenges are going to be like that?
00:52:12Nah, man.
00:52:12We don't think so.
00:52:15I really just want to say something.
00:52:17I'm just so happy to be here with all of you.
00:52:22Back home in London, you know, I have a lot of friends.
00:52:25You know, that sweater, many asses, white.
00:52:29Look, I'm just here to make a statement.
00:52:30And what's that?
00:52:32That women can be Santa, too.
00:52:35I'm here because I want to be the next Santa.
00:52:38The first and one and only female Santa.
00:52:43While we're at it, Clyde.
00:52:45Now, I know you're here to compete as well.
00:52:47But we all know there's something hiding underneath that Santa beer.
00:52:50Ho, ho, ho.
00:52:51I'm trying to get it.
00:52:53Santa beers.
00:52:55All right.
00:52:57Well, it's obvious that you don't want to be here.
00:52:59I mean, me, I love Christmas.
00:53:01I love all of it, you know?
00:53:04I love Christmas.
00:53:05I love everything about Christmas.
00:53:06The decorations, trees, music.
00:53:08I even love the cold air.
00:53:10We want to show the world that Christmas is universal, you know?
00:53:16I just want the gig.
00:53:18Period.
00:53:21Okay.
00:53:22We already told you why I'm here, Clyde.
00:53:23So, what's up?
00:53:26Well, I guess I just want something to believe in it.
00:53:29You know, it's something I always wanted.
00:53:34Aw, Clyde, you're a serious dude.
00:53:37I tell you, that's me want my time on.
00:53:39What do you want, eh?
00:53:41Oh, hey, look, everyone.
00:53:42Grab a bow.
00:53:44All right.
00:53:45Thank you, sorry.
00:53:45Everybody, cheers.
00:53:48All right.
00:53:49To all of us, may our journey be worth it.
00:53:54But, huh.
00:53:55All right.
00:53:56And as team elf, may we be indestructible.
00:53:59Yeah.
00:54:00And all those other Santas, they, you know, they don't know what's coming.
00:54:03We are.
00:54:04We are coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:05We're coming.
00:54:06We're all going to come.
00:54:07Yeah, we are.
00:54:07Oh, my God.
00:54:08Coming, honey.
00:54:09Let's come.
00:54:26Oh, Charles.
00:54:28Hello.
00:54:28It's after 11.
00:54:31Come on, what are you doing?
00:54:32You had to give me another to do some research.
00:54:34What research on what?
00:54:35To go on and look in the cookie jar and eat up all the cookies?
00:54:38I'm not, okay.
00:54:40I mean, it may look like I'm just eating the cookies, but I'm doing research for the games tomorrow.
00:54:46I got to know this stuff.
00:54:47Mm-hmm.
00:54:48Okay, research.
00:54:50Look, being Santa Claus is not just a job.
00:54:53It's a way of life.
00:54:55Mm-hmm.
00:54:55Okay?
00:54:56Mm-hmm.
00:54:57Look at me.
00:54:58Mm-hmm.
00:54:59I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:02Say that again.
00:55:03I'm S-A-N-T-I-N-C.
00:55:06I forgot to eat this time.
00:55:10Oh, please go to bed.
00:55:12Forgot to eat.
00:55:13Yep, right up to do this research.
00:55:15Yep, please.
00:55:16Okay, make sure you leave plants and cookies.
00:55:23Turn the light off, baby.
00:55:26Use your clapper.
00:55:35Some crevices.
00:55:37Nooks.
00:55:43What we having, man?
00:55:44Mm.
00:55:46Yes.
00:55:48I bet you all nine of them reindeer get a snickerdoo.
00:55:59You're good.
00:56:00You're good.
00:56:01You're learning.
00:56:03And you got your glass.
00:56:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:07What?
00:56:10It's my milk.
00:56:11I saw you reaching.
00:56:14Your milk is in there where you had your lips.
00:56:16Remember?
00:56:17It's the same jug, aren't you?
00:56:19No, no.
00:56:19New jug, my jug.
00:56:20See?
00:56:21My jug.
00:56:22I'm here.
00:56:23Your lips.
00:56:24All right.
00:56:24Oh, I got a question for you.
00:56:25Hey!
00:56:27You got a question?
00:56:33Yeah, go ahead and ask.
00:56:36Can I have a cookie?
00:56:37Oh, man.
00:56:40The fact that you asking me, instead of just going in there?
00:56:45I love that, man.
00:56:47No.
00:56:49I don't want those nasty snickerdoodles anyway.
00:56:51I'm good.
00:56:51You can't have one.
00:56:53Why not chocolate chip or something?
00:56:57It's basic.
00:56:58It's a basic cookie.
00:56:59Chocolate chip is the best.
00:57:01It's a basic cookie.
00:57:03Peanut butter.
00:57:0560s.
00:57:07What's the nastiest cookie?
00:57:11Rocky Road.
00:57:12Rocky Road cookies?
00:57:14That's what I said.
00:57:16What about oatmeal raisin?
00:57:17Woo!
00:57:18Woo!
00:57:20Woo!
00:57:21Woo!
00:57:21Woo!
00:57:32Miss Claus is here?
00:57:34Santa Charles is really walking away from her.
00:57:40Nick!
00:57:41Elf's?
00:57:43I love a woman in charge.
00:57:44Of course you do.
00:57:46Can I help you?
00:57:47No.
00:57:47But I can help you.
00:57:48I'm not interested.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:51I guess I won't tell you that the first challenge is a Santa trivia game.
00:57:55I appreciate you for not telling me that.
00:57:58Is there anything else you don't want to tell me?
00:58:00I'd love to.
00:58:01But I can't.
00:58:03You shouldn't.
00:58:04I definitely shouldn't tell you that the second challenge is a guessing game involving Santa
00:58:08Charles' favorite cookie.
00:58:10But that's all I know.
00:58:12When I become queen of the store one day, maybe you and I should go grab lunch or something.
00:58:16Merry Christmas, man!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:18Oh!
00:58:19Uh, do you have any kids?
00:58:21No.
00:58:23Yeah, see, you're not really my type.
00:58:26But, um, I do want to see you win, though.
00:58:28What can I say?
00:58:29I'm a feminist.
00:58:30Oh, God, gross.
00:58:32Elf.
00:58:32I love women.
00:58:33Elf.
00:58:38Come in, come in.
00:58:39All right, guys, look at us.
00:58:40Team Elf.
00:58:41Team Elf.
00:58:43Team Elf.
00:58:43Okay, look, y'all, look.
00:58:45So, malls TV over there was just telling me there's going to be two games.
00:58:48Something about a guessing game of cookies.
00:58:50And the other one is basically like a Santa trivia game.
00:58:53Well, we got our ears cookies?
00:58:55Um, you got them.
00:58:56Oh, shit.
00:58:57You guys are a white team, and we're only for mams.
00:59:01You're right.
00:59:01Yo, what's wrong with your hat, man?
00:59:02You look like you're leaning a bit.
00:59:03Oh, interesting.
00:59:05Ha!
00:59:06I'm like a leaning tower of pizza.
00:59:08All right.
00:59:09Beth?
00:59:10Yeah, man.
00:59:11All right.
00:59:13No mistakes.
00:59:16Mistakes are okay, as long as you remain friends.
00:59:18Hey, man, we're trying to win this thing, all right?
00:59:21Morning, Santas, and welcome back for day two.
00:59:24Are you ready for our game?
00:59:26Yeah.
00:59:29Gingerbread, Elf, Snowman, are you a team, Zoddy?
00:59:37Now it's time for The Santa, a trivia game hosted by one, the only, Santa Charles.
00:59:51Listen up, guys.
00:59:52The questions are all multiple choice, so you all stand a chance, okay?
00:59:57You say you want to play some.
01:00:00Well, let's see.
01:00:04Questions, please.
01:00:06Be aggressive.
01:00:10First question.
01:00:13How many reindeer does Santa have?
01:00:16A8, B9, C, as many as he wants.
01:00:30I know this one.
01:00:32B, V, V, A, V, X, V, I, V, V, V.
01:00:34This is a cany, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V.
01:00:37Boards, please.
01:00:39Who canác hoagher?
01:00:40How much a change in the woods?
01:00:43And the answer is B9.
01:00:47...
01:00:48We are here.
01:00:49Sweet dog.
01:00:56Where exactly was mommy when she kissed Santa?
01:01:02Underneath the mistletoe, underneath the little bowl,
01:01:07see at Ice Cube's house.
01:01:09I think, I think it's a trick question.
01:01:13Where are mommy kissing Santa?
01:01:14I think it's a trick question.
01:01:15Where are mommy kissing Santa?
01:01:16I see this, buddy.
01:01:17I see this, buddy.
01:01:18I see this, buddy.
01:01:19Board, please.
01:01:28You all right?
01:01:29Yeah.
01:01:32Yeah.
01:01:32Yeah.
01:01:32Yeah.
01:01:33Name a country in which Santa is known as Pierre Noir.
01:01:37Can you guys say that?
01:01:41Look at that.
01:01:43Look at you.
01:01:45Hey, France.
01:01:46Yes.
01:01:47B, Belgium.
01:01:48C, Watts.
01:01:51Piano.
01:01:52What are you doing?
01:01:53What are you doing?
01:01:54Come on.
01:01:54Hey, come on.
01:01:55You know what it is?
01:01:56Do you know what it is?
01:01:58It's not.
01:01:59It's not.
01:02:03It's not.
01:02:03They're stupid.
01:02:05I'm sorry.
01:02:06Elvis, you got that wrong.
01:02:07It's actually...
01:02:09Hey, France.
01:02:11Hey, France.
01:02:11You guys just sit there and breathe, okay?
01:02:13I got that.
01:02:14Hey, it was a fun of some stuff.
01:02:16Yeah.
01:02:16It's all right.
01:02:17We're still friends and friends.
01:02:19Shh.
01:02:20Who had the biggest hit of a career with the song Santa Baby in 1953?
01:02:26A, or the kid.
01:02:28What's that?
01:02:28B, Prince.
01:02:31C, Beyonce.
01:02:34I mean, what is the A for, though?
01:02:36B, I don't care.
01:02:39I don't care.
01:02:42I don't care.
01:02:44I don't care.
01:02:44I don't care.
01:02:44I don't care.
01:02:53Can you guys just sit there and breathe, okay?
01:02:55I got it.
01:02:56Listen.
01:02:57This one.
01:02:59C, Elvis, you got that wrong.
01:03:02Okay?
01:03:04Ahhh, answer is A.
01:03:10B.
01:03:11Yeah!
01:03:12That's what I said.
01:03:14A.
01:03:14Whoo!
01:03:18What is Santa's favorite cookie?
01:03:22It don't matter.
01:03:24He can eat anything.
01:03:33Final tie-breaking round.
01:03:37Gingerbread, you're gonna sit this one out.
01:03:39It's between the elves and the snowman.
01:03:43Okay.
01:03:45This is the question.
01:03:48First team to meet with their chalkboard wins.
01:03:51Who was the first small Santa?
01:03:54A.
01:03:55Colonel Tim.
01:03:56B.
01:03:58Colonel Jim.
01:03:59C.
01:04:00Colonel Sanders.
01:04:02D.
01:04:03Popeye.
01:04:04Ha, I know this one.
01:04:06Wait, wait.
01:04:07There is a good one.
01:04:08What?
01:04:08You wanna be the one to write?
01:04:10Take onaurai?
01:04:11Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:04:14Yeah...
01:04:15Snowman...
01:04:16Yeah...
01:04:17Snowman!
01:04:17You did it!
01:04:18You did it!
01:04:19You did it thing, man.
01:04:21But you're around.
01:04:25It's trivial, not trash.
01:04:28Yeah.
01:04:30Nice try.
01:04:34What you got, Elf?
01:04:43That's gonna be Elf.
01:04:46It did.
01:04:47But you know what?
01:04:48Elves!
01:04:49You got one!
01:04:51You got one!
01:04:52You got one!
01:04:53You got one!
01:04:54You got one!
01:04:56Gingerbread and our team, you tie it up!
01:04:59Yes!
01:05:01Elf, Gingerbread, you're on the next round.
01:05:05Woo-hoo!
01:05:07It was a good game.
01:05:08Great, great.
01:05:09Woo-hoo!
01:05:20Well, as far as Team Elf goes, first you got, you got this old, I guess, Asian guy. His name's
01:05:32Adam.
01:05:34Have you ever had a gas bubble that you can't get rid of?
01:05:38He's alright, he's probably the worst smelling person I've ever met in my entire life.
01:05:42Stephanie, maybe she'd come back to the island with me, you know.
01:05:44Um, he could be second place, he could play the reindeer.
01:05:48Fireside and candlelight, Stephanie, me, perhaps a little wine. I like to romanticize about reindeer, huh? Reindeer. And I'm not
01:06:09done yet. I didn't finish.
01:06:15Moving forward, it will be every man, and woman, for themselves.
01:06:20The next game is called...
01:06:22This is a little game I call Smell My Finger.
01:06:24Guess the cookie correctly, you move on.
01:06:27Guess it wrong, you're done.
01:06:32First up, please!
01:06:40Choco-chip?
01:06:42You got it right.
01:06:43Next, we'll taste some booze.
01:06:49Choco-chip?
01:06:51Oh, man, no.
01:06:53I want a redo.
01:06:53I don't care.
01:06:54I want a redo.
01:06:55I don't care!
01:06:57You're wrong.
01:06:58We're bringing a blindfolded to up the onion!
01:07:02He's very excited.
01:07:07Choco-chip?
01:07:08No.
01:07:09Oh, man!
01:07:11Work on that.
01:07:13About right now.
01:07:15About that, what that is.
01:07:19Take it out, break it down.
01:07:21Oh, this has got to be snick-a-deedle.
01:07:23What'd you say?
01:07:24Snick-a-doo.
01:07:25Snick-a-dick-a.
01:07:27Snook-a-doo.
01:07:27Snook?
01:07:28Yeah.
01:07:29Something like that.
01:07:30He's from the south.
01:07:33Behold.
01:07:34Heh.
01:07:36Change us now.
01:07:38You're right.
01:07:39Next!
01:07:40Buff elf.
01:07:42Smell my fingers.
01:07:45You're a bread.
01:07:46Fine.
01:07:46He's great.
01:07:47What comes out of rain?
01:07:50You're a happy elf.
01:07:53Blah, blah.
01:07:54Mmm.
01:07:55That's definitely the Scotty Biscuit.
01:07:57Oh, no!
01:08:00It's not a blind biscuit!
01:08:02It's a cookie!
01:08:03There's no tea over here!
01:08:06Blah!
01:08:08Blah, ain't cookie.
01:08:10Take it home.
01:08:11Team elf.
01:08:15No, no.
01:08:16No, no.
01:08:20Nerds!
01:08:22Are you from San Diego?
01:08:24Yeah, boo-boo.
01:08:26No.
01:08:27Ha, no.
01:08:27No.
01:08:30Special one for you.
01:08:32That's a macaroon, man.
01:08:34Macaroon, man.
01:08:36Macaroon!
01:08:36You boy, right?
01:08:37Macaroon!
01:08:38Yeah, man!
01:08:38Chugga, boy, boy!
01:08:39Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
01:08:44Sheila E.
01:08:45Sheila E.
01:08:46Sheila E. Elf?
01:08:50Oatmeal.
01:08:51You right?
01:08:54It's good for your sister, oatmeal.
01:08:56Loosh.
01:08:58Woo!
01:08:59Now that's a big elf.
01:09:00Um, you want a hamburger?
01:09:04Let me get two cookies for you.
01:09:07Peanut butter.
01:09:08Hold down.
01:09:10Chocolate chip.
01:09:11Um, and pretzel?
01:09:15That boy's good.
01:09:17You good, boy!
01:09:19You good!
01:09:23And just like that, we're down to the final five.
01:09:26Let's give it up for them!
01:09:27Woo!
01:09:28Woo!
01:09:31Let's be on the final day, everybody.
01:09:33Woo!
01:09:37Dang, Santa!
01:09:38I think one of them might actually win this thing!
01:09:42Good job, baby.
01:10:23What the fudge candy apple?
01:10:27What the fudge candy apple?
01:10:28You gonna see this?
01:10:30About the time she finds out how hard this job really is.
01:10:33She's gonna see how hard it is if you said it was.
01:10:36This is what you're gonna leave us with?
01:10:39Man, you got it!
01:10:42This is what you're gonna leave us with?
01:11:05Give it up for Stephanie!
01:11:06Give it up for Stephanie!
01:11:10Adam!
01:11:16Wayne!
01:11:19Nick!
01:11:23Nick!
01:11:25Come on!
01:11:26Go for the world!
01:11:28And Clyde!
01:11:29Yay!
01:11:31Yay!
01:11:32One of these competitors is about to become the next small Santa.
01:11:37Bugs!
01:11:38Before we jump into day three, the final day of the Santa Games, a quick word from our sponsor,
01:11:43the woman who stands in my chest, Denise Heraner, everyone.
01:11:51Thank you, DJ Snowbiz, and I just have one thing to say, and that is thank you.
01:11:58And thank you.
01:12:01No, no, no, no, no.
01:12:03Santa Charles, you have made this one Christmas season to remember.
01:12:09Your final season.
01:12:10And on behalf of myself, your fans, and all of Santa's helpers,
01:12:15we wanted to do something a little different.
01:12:18Something meaningful and painful.
01:12:20You're making me slave cry.
01:12:25Look at this!
01:12:28They're vegan.
01:12:30I am so proud of how you structured the rules of this competition,
01:12:35and how you did so without bias or prejudice or flatulence,
01:12:39and how you took the time for each competitor to dig in
01:12:43and help them find their full Santa potential.
01:12:46Mm, with that level of grit and determination,
01:12:49I think we can be confident that you're...
01:12:55Thank you, Denise.
01:12:57But no need to put Santa Charles on the spot.
01:12:59Let's let him enjoy his cookies in peace.
01:13:02He earned them after all.
01:13:03Now, are we ready for the...
01:13:47that's a good one.
01:13:49Well, not a good one.
01:13:50How are we ready for the어줍니다?
01:13:50You know, he is ready for all my friends.
01:13:53He's got the letters and the incompatible in peace.
01:13:53and I think he's got to be here today in that place.
01:13:53I think I'm doing a good and terrible thing.
01:13:55I know I know that, they're doing a good job,
01:14:02and he's doing something that I can have to answer.
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