00:16Hey, Al.
00:18What?
00:19I forgot to take my shoes off.
00:23Hey, Turk.
00:24What?
00:24He forgot to take his shoes off.
00:49You all right now?
00:50I never sleep with my shoes on.
00:53All right, come on.
00:54Let's go.
00:56You can put it down now.
00:58Oh!
01:02Okay, Turk.
01:13Hey, Al.
01:14Oh, what?
01:15I forgot to brush my teeth.
01:17Oh, do it in the morning.
01:18I'm thirsty.
01:20Drill a hole in the side of the ship.
01:22Well, I get the tools.
01:26Oh, I'm lying still, will you?
01:30I think I'm going to faint.
01:31I got to get up.
01:34Hey, Turk.
01:36Melvin's got to get up.
01:37Why does he got to get up?
01:38He's sick.
01:39We got to take care of him.
01:40We got a lot to do on him.
01:41We've done everything but sing him to sleep.
01:43I like to be sung to sleep.
01:46Okay, okay.
01:47I'll do that, too.
01:54Today, tomorrow, forever.
01:57What's going on here?
01:58You were ordered secured for the night.
02:00Yes, sir.
02:01Who was singing?
02:02I was, sir.
02:02Seaman Crowther.
02:03Report to me in the mess compartment in ten minutes.
02:05He didn't do it, sir.
02:07It was me.
02:08Do what you want with me.
02:09Swing me to the yard arm.
02:11Batten me down the hatches.
02:13Hoist me to the mizzen mask.
02:15Make me walk the plank.
02:16Throw me to the sharks.
02:18I did the singing.
02:19You couldn't.
02:26Crowther's reporting, sir.
02:27Very well.
02:28I only sent for Crowther's.
02:29Well, we wanted to take the blame, too, sir.
02:31I'm not blaming him for anything.
02:33As you know, life aboard a submarine can be pretty confining.
02:36We like to keep the morale up.
02:37Thought he'd like to sing with the boys here.
02:39Oh, you mind if the fellas sit in?
02:41No.
02:41Carry on.
02:42Thank you, sir.
02:43Well, let's start messing around with something.
02:45You know the Sailor's Polka?
02:47Let's go.
02:51Come on and play the Sailor's Polka.
02:57Make way for Navy Blue.
03:00Oh, how the girls all love the polka with a sailor who's tried and true.
03:09Where there is music and there's moonlight, the Navy knows what to do.
03:19So come on and play the Sailor's Polka.
03:23Make way for Navy Blue.
03:27Oh, the band will start in playin' when the fleet comes sailin' in.
03:32They'll be hip, hip, hip, hoorayin' and the good times will begin.
03:36There'll be gobs and gobs of misses who'll be waitin' on the shore
03:40with gobs and gobs of kisses for the gobs that they adore.
03:45Long before they drop the anchor, you will hear the music start.
03:49Every pretty girl will hanker to win a sailor's heart.
03:53Yeah, the band will start in playin' and the dancin' will begin
03:57when the fleet comes sailin' in.
04:02Come on and play the Sailor's Polka.
04:06Make way for Navy Blue.
04:10Oh, how the girls all love the polka with a sailor who's tried and true.
04:18Oh, the band will start in playin' and the band will start in playin'.
04:19Where there was music and the moonlight, you will hear the music start.
04:24And Navy knows what to do.
04:27Win a sailor's heart, yeah.
04:29So come on and play the Sailor's Polka.
04:31And they'll come the light through.
04:33So make way for Navy Blue.
04:39Make way for Navy Blue.
04:43Submerge, submerge.
04:48Scrape to bottom.
05:04Clark, go forward and relieve the watch.
05:07All right, Chief.
05:08Hey, Jones, take these wheels, will ya?
05:15Chief, the hydraulic line carried away.
05:17Come on down and give me a lift.
05:18Okay.
05:27I wonder which one is the brake.
05:30Okay.
05:42I'll see what's going on down there.
05:45What are you, a wise guy?
05:47You ought to be shot out of a top beat.
05:49You ought to be shot, Gary.
05:50I didn't mean it, Don Martin.
05:51Knock it off.
05:53Jones, you've caused more trouble in the few days you've been on my ship than I've had in all my
05:56years of service.
05:57Nobody's perfect.
05:58Lardoski, will you see that he's kept out of mischief until we reach Pearl Harbor?
06:02Aye, aye, sir.
06:06I know a very nice, quiet, safe place to put you for the rest of this voyage.
06:13Come on!
06:19Come on!
06:27Come on!
06:35Come on!
06:37Come on!
06:39Come on!
06:44Come on!
06:59THE END
07:28THE END
08:07This is the captain speaking to all you new men.
08:10We're going to make a dive shortly.
08:12This is a normal operation.
08:14You'll hear two blasts and a diving alarm.
08:15In about 50 seconds, we'll be under.
08:20Play the bridge! Play the bridge!
08:22Dive! Dive!
08:24Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
08:44Green board. Pressure in the boat, sir.
08:46Very well. Six-zero feet.
08:48Six-zero feet. All right, sir.
08:49Six-zero feet. All right.
08:56Six-zero feet. All right, sir.
09:00Ginger!
09:01Two feet. All right, sir.
09:20Go!
10:00Ow! Ow!
10:39Hey, down there. If you can hear me, yell, roger.
10:45What is it, Captain?
10:46I don't know. You look.
10:50If you can't hear me, can you see me? Over, roger.
10:55What do you figure it is?
10:57I've got no idea, sir.
11:00It's Melvin. Melvin Jones.
11:03Let's see.
11:07It's spicy, pal.
11:11Reed, take a look at this.
11:16Can you make it out?
11:17Can't make it out, Captain.
11:20Let's wipe it off.
11:30Still there, sir?
11:32Now, let's see.
11:35Ow! Ow!
11:38Take a look at this.
11:43Looks like a sea monster to me, Captain.
11:46Sea monster?
11:48I've never seen anything like it before.
11:57Make all preparations to surface.
11:58Two main engines.
11:59Everybody surface.
12:00Two main engines.
12:01Aye, aye, sir.
12:03Come on!
12:04Come on!
12:05Come on!
12:06Come on!
12:08Come on!
12:09Come on!
12:09Come on!
12:09Come on!
12:10Come on!
12:10Come on!
12:11Come on!
12:11Come on!
12:11Come on!
12:12Come on!
12:12Come on!
12:24Hey, you there!
12:26Get down here!
12:27Who is that man?
12:28This is a fine way to treat a guest.
12:31What's that character doing up there?
12:33That character, sir, is Melvin Jones.
12:36Hey, you!
12:37Get down here!
12:38I'm hurrying.
12:39I'm coming as fast as I can.
12:41Come on!
12:43Come on!
12:45You, Jones, what were you doing on deck?
12:47You closed the doors.
12:50I can't swim.
12:51I could have drowned.
12:52Didn't you hear the order to clear the bridge and dive?
12:55Dive?
12:55I just told you I can't swim.
12:57Lay below.
12:58Through the hatch.
13:00Aye, aye, sir.
13:01Come back!
13:09Hey!
13:24Oh, my God.
13:37Oh, my God.
14:00Oh, you're catching cold.
14:02No, I think there's girls, I'm sure.
14:04You mean you can smell them?
14:05Oh, he's used to that.
14:06Every time women are around, that's what happens to him.
14:08He has that female radar built right in his nose.
14:11And when it clogs, it means girls.
14:12That's women.
14:16Oh, put me down, fellas.
14:18Please hang out.
14:19Come on, fellas.
14:20Put me down.
14:21Oh, fellas.
14:23Please put me down.
14:25Come on, fellas.
14:26Will you put me down?
14:28He's allergic to dames, lady.
14:30We're using them like radar.
14:33Oh, they must be in here.
14:34Look, his eyes are getting watery.
14:36I can't breathe.
14:37Put me down.
14:38I can't breathe.
14:39That means we're warm.
14:41Coming in, Ladarski?
14:42You can say that again, mate.
14:44And I'll point out Corinne.
14:46You don't have to.
14:46I saw the picture.
14:48Hilda.
14:51Don't you Hilda me.
14:52I'm even sorry we have the same name.
14:54Let me down, fellas.
14:55Are you stationed here?
14:57No, I'm living here for the ten glorious days I won on the Tempting Kiss lipstick contest.
15:02The Navy granted me a leave.
15:03Lady, stay away from him, will you please?
15:05He's concentrating on only one dame.
15:07Don't worry, sailor.
15:08I'll stay away from him.
15:10As far as I can get.
15:11Hilda, please.
15:12Save your strength, Romeo.
15:13Ah, Hilda.
15:14Ah, come on.
15:15Go inside.
15:16Ah, let me down, fellas.
15:17Hilda!
15:20Hilda!
15:25Merci beaucoup.
15:27Thank you, monsieur.
15:33The cocktails you served were really so grand.
15:38And my heart skipped a beat when you touched my hand.
15:43As you served me the...
15:45Cuvier and that delightful cheese.
16:09Cuvier and that delightful cheese.
16:16Three of them.
16:17Three of them.
16:17Three of them.
16:17There she is.
16:18What a piece of furniture.
16:20Wow.
16:21I ain't never seen anything like that except in crutches.
16:23I wonder how that dress would look on Hilda.
16:26Come on, let's go to the bar.
16:28Come on.
16:31It was so nice.
16:34It was so nice.
16:39Thank you, monsieur.
16:56A bourbon and water, please.
16:58I'll have a scotch and water.
16:59Hey, Chuck.
17:00I thought you were out of the Navy, Lardoski.
17:02Oh, I shipped over.
17:03Where did Corinne go?
17:05She'll be back soon.
17:06Are you still trying?
17:07Huh?
17:07Isn't everybody?
17:08They sure are.
17:09My singer quit me last week on account that she wouldn't date him.
17:12I didn't understand it.
17:13She used to get dreamy-eyed every time he'd sing like this.
17:17Moonlight becomes you.
17:18Oh, you mean...
17:21Moonlight becomes you.
17:23Say, my patrons would enjoy having a serviceman entertain them.
17:26Oh, I'm not interested.
17:27A little number in front of the band?
17:29Nah.
17:29And anything the boys want is on the house.
17:31Oh, that's different.
17:32That's different.
17:33That's different.
17:33That's different.
17:34There's a little number of bourbon here.
17:35There's a certain cover.
17:39Melvin?
17:39You're staying with me.
17:41I want to find Hilda.
17:42You're staying with me if you have to stand next to me while I sing this song.
17:46Oh, I don't know.
17:47What was her name?
17:48Al Crowder.
17:49Ladies and gentlemen, we're very fortunate in having a guest artist.
17:51Seaman Al...
17:56All right, Melvin, you're going to do a song with me.
17:58I don't know no song.
17:59Sure, the one we did in the sub...
18:01I don't know.
18:31I don't know.
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