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00:08This is Paris, and that is the 1.30 plane to New York.
00:13It will land in America, 4,000 miles away, at 5.30 this afternoon, in four hours' time by the
00:21clock.
00:22It's wonderful, isn't it? Of course, it takes more than four hours.
00:26But you see, the jet is so fast, it races the sun.
00:31This is what has happened since the big jets came.
00:35Time has been annihilated.
00:38Constantly, the great airliners take off.
00:43And land.
00:53And for each aircraft, you have, naturally, air hostesses.
00:59These delectable creatures, selected for their beauty and charm, are in a state of perpetual migration.
01:07For days, they fly the great air routes of the world.
01:10And then, they like to come down.
01:13And whenever possible, they like to come down in Paris, and all regret leaving.
01:19One wishes that one could get to know all of them.
01:22Some of us, indeed, have tried.
01:25And that is our story.
01:54One wishes that one could get to know all of them.
02:11One wishes that one could get to know all of them.
02:12One wishes that one could get to know all of them.
02:12One wishes that one could get to know all of them.
02:13One wishes that one could get to know all of them.
02:14One wishes that one could get to know all of them.
02:14One wishes that one could get to know all of them.
02:15One wishes that one could get to know all of them.
02:15One wishes that one could get to know all of them.
02:15One wishes that one could get to know all of them.
02:16One wishes that one could get to know all of them.
02:16One wishes that one could get to know all of them.
02:20One wishes that one could get to know all of them.
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02:52La La La
03:09you better hurry my love
03:12bernard darling do you think i've got time for a few more kidneys of course you do
03:15you hurry bertha i adore kidneys for breakfast don't you uh not particularly i just barely get
03:20a vitamin pill down bertha you call me sir yes another brace of kidneys another please and some
03:28more of that smelly stuff you pour over them no thank you and it's not smelly stuff it's the natural
03:34juice of the organs very good for the complexion i don't want to know what it is miss i don't
03:41like
03:41the look of it myself but then i'm not here to reform the world we can do without your editorial
03:47comments just bring the kidneys well don't blame me if it makes you sick you don't have to eat them
03:52do you heaven forbid then what are you arguing about and hurry miss vicky has to catch a plane i
03:58only have
03:59two hands honestly but she means well not for me i mean very well just broil the kidneys they are
04:09already broiled i know her appetite i anticipate then bring them there is no need to shout oh
04:16it's not easy you know she's really becoming impossible bernard if it goes on much longer we
04:25just have to get rid of her but i don't know why you say that i don't think she likes
04:29me but of course
04:30she likes you she loves you it's um just the food that you eat that no thank you that upsets
04:37her
04:40my love it's getting late i don't know when i'm with you time just whistles by
04:45oh sweet of you to say so no it's true is it the same for you of course my love
04:50does it drag when
04:51i'm away terribly never end excuse me
05:00anything else yes yes you can bring me some coffee and some more strawberries for miss vicky
05:06no honestly darling this will be enough fine there's good news bertha
05:12you see she doesn't like me but she does like you no no she's put me into my food but
05:17she does
05:17like you she doesn't oh when i first get home she's friendly enough but when it's time to go
05:21she's decidedly hostile even anti-british well i'll bet you it's because she's sad you're leaving
05:26that's why because i'm your fiance but of course
05:32it's uh 8 42 i just have to put my hat in your jacket very good uh tell me my
05:39love uh when do you
05:41get back well let me see it's monday today we arrive in the canaries at 1708 layover for a night
05:47and get to accra at 1620 we return by way of lisbon
05:54and uh what time are you back in paris thursday evening then off again on sunday
05:59well what time uh thursday evening my love 18 45 excellent why do you always have to check
06:07everything on the timetable to avoid confusion what confusion my love i'm a busy man i want to
06:12arrange my business so i'm finished by the time you get back so that we can be together from thursday
06:17to sunday you are a genius and because you're such a dare i'm going to give you a surprise right
06:21now
06:22surprise oh i tell you that woman's going to drive me up the wall all right bertha you want to
06:27put
06:27the coffee down on the table then you can listen from the kitchen okay there are thousands of french
06:32housekeepers well i have a work permit miss and the reason i have it is because i was discharged from
06:38the united states army in paris france honorably honorably you had a choice you bet your life i had
06:45i was chauffeur to the commanding general really eisenhard pershing oh uh excuse me do you mind
06:53getting the bags please yes sir thank you uh now my love now you were saying uh surprise yes you
07:02had a
07:02surprise we're getting a brand new airplane i think they're transferring me to it yes huh that's
07:07wonderful it's the new vc10 it's got four magnificent engines that develop 20 000 pounds of thrust each
07:13marvelous marvelous especially for us it is 20 000 pounds of thrust does something for us of course
07:19makes the plane much much faster we'll be together more often and much longer
07:2520 000 pounds of thrust
07:29you don't seem very pleased by my surprise oh but i am oh yes yes yes i am i'm i'm
07:34nuts about the idea
07:35but i don't want to get too excited i mean you're not transferring tomorrow anything
07:39are you not tomorrow but soon very soon oh that's wonderful oh here we go yes exactly on time
07:48you think you were a pilot the way everything's timed to the minute well everything has to be get
07:52the door but why well i'm a foreign correspondent we wouldn't want to miss one little minute of the
07:55time we have together because i have to work now would we huh you see of course i am now
08:02beth
08:03but it's not easy that's enough bertha we're falling behind schedule we'll talk to you later that'll be a thrill
08:13come along
08:14come along becky goodbye me good
08:31oh come on
08:41you
09:03Lisa!
09:06Mr. Bernard Lawrence.
09:10Telephone, please.
09:15Hello? Bernard Lawrence here.
09:17Monsieur Lawrence, I have a telegram for you.
09:20Read it.
09:22Transferred Paris. Arriving this AM.
09:26Hotel space impossible.
09:28You can put me up.
09:30Signed, Robert Reed.
09:31Pierre, I never got the message.
09:34You never delivered the telegram. Understand?
09:38I don't understand, but I understand.
09:42Okay.
09:44Lisa!
09:47Exactly on time.
09:49I have to check out. Just five minutes,
09:52and then we'll be all cozy in our little Paris home.
09:55Wunderbar.
09:57Hurry up. Hurry.
10:20I still don't believe it.
10:22I still don't believe it.
10:45You never got the mood.
10:45What's wrong?
10:46Did we frighten you?
10:47This job keeps me too tired to get frightened. It's not easy, you know.
10:52Well, none of us get things easily.
10:57What do we have for lunch, Bertha?
10:59Well, I thought of souffle with some mushrooms.
11:02Souffle. Souffle is for people with our teeth.
11:06What we need is good, solid food.
11:10Knackwurst, sauerkraut, and heavy black bread.
11:12Have you any idea how long it took me to dream up that souffle?
11:16You don't get those things by rubbing two sticks together, you know.
11:19It often tastes like it.
11:20You have got the knackwurst, haven't you?
11:22Yes, but it's old. You haven't been here for three days.
11:26Three whole days. And nights.
11:29I'm going to start the souffle.
11:32Oh, just a moment. I have to see that for myself.
11:39Bertha!
11:46There's nothing wrong with this.
11:48You're right.
11:49Of course I am.
11:50If you can stand the smell, we'll have this.
11:55What's that?
11:57Um, kidneys.
12:00Kidneys?
12:05Bernhardt?
12:05Yeah?
12:05Who was here for breakfast?
12:08Breakfast?
12:08Yes.
12:09Are they here?
12:10That it's kidneys.
12:11Yeah, but kidneys.
12:12You don't need kidneys.
12:13Me? Kidneys. I hate kidneys.
12:14Oh, kidneys!
12:15Uh, that was, um, Robert Reed from Consolidated Press.
12:19He was here.
12:19He was here for breakfast?
12:20Yes.
12:21Uh-huh.
12:21Oh, I thought you and he didn't get along.
12:23Well, uh, we were professionally, you know.
12:25But, uh, you know how it is with rival newspaper men.
12:27I've been always bickering, always fighting.
12:28Oh, I thought he's in Berlin.
12:29Well, he was in Berlin, but then they transferred him now to Paris.
12:33Yes, that's it.
12:34And, uh, why are you asking me all these questions?
12:38Don't you trust me?
12:39Oh, I'm sorry, Liebling.
12:41No, no, no.
12:42You must think I'm terribly suspicious.
12:45Well, yeah.
12:47Yeah.
12:48Oh, I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
12:50What, Liebling?
12:50I'm going to take a bath and make myself all fresh and powdery for you.
12:56Oh, my Liebling.
13:00Miss Gleis.
13:01Miss Gleis.
13:02Uh, what does that mean?
13:03See you later.
13:04See you later, yes.
13:10Well, let's see.
13:16It's positively unnatural.
13:19What?
13:20Well, God didn't make us all the same way, that's all.
13:23What are you muttering about?
13:25I have to do her laundry every time she gets here.
13:29Don't leave me alone.
13:30How can she get so dirty in only three days?
13:33It's not easy for me around here.
13:35You keep saying that.
13:36You get paid well enough, don't you?
13:38Yeah, but not enough.
13:39And I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
13:41Why don't you sit down?
13:43Last week, I worked 89 hours.
13:46I had my shoes resold twice.
13:4822 francs.
13:50Shh, shh, shh.
13:50I've got to do the laundry.
13:52I've got to remember who eats what, who wears which lingerie, who's going, who's coming.
13:57You don't need a housekeeper around here.
13:59You need a Univac machine.
14:01Look.
14:01I'm a Liebling.
14:02Yeah, yeah.
14:03I have a surprise for you.
14:05Yes?
14:05You can throw away my old schedule.
14:07The old schedule?
14:08Well, how will I count the minutes until we're back together again?
14:10On the new schedule.
14:11What new schedule?
14:13I'm going to be transferred to the new intercontinental jet.
14:16It's a super Boeing with a cruising speed of Mach 0.88.
14:20Mach 0.88.
14:22Terrific.
14:22Four Rolls Royce jets, each one with 21,000 pounds of thrust.
14:27I'll be home much more often.
14:29That'll bend his schedule.
14:32Yes, you.
14:34Well, when is this going to happen?
14:36As soon as a new plane is delivered.
14:39Isn't it wonderful?
14:40Yes, it's wonderful.
14:44Bis gleich.
14:45Bis gleich.
14:46Mm-hmm.
14:55Mach 840,000, 21,000 pounds of thrust.
14:58That's four, six, seven.
15:00Hello?
15:01Vicky!
15:02Where are you?
15:03At the airport?
15:05They delivered the VC-10.
15:06They sent a car out to the runway and took me off my plane so I can go on the
15:09new one.
15:10Me.
15:10Isn't that marvelous?
15:11Well, marvelous.
15:12I'm coming right home.
15:14They'll call me when the flight's ready.
15:15Well, but don't come home.
15:16No, no.
15:17Don't come home.
15:17You stay there.
15:18I'll come out to the airport.
15:20Lieblings!
15:26Who were you shouting at?
15:28Bertha.
15:29Did you call me, sir?
15:30No, I thought of you.
15:33Oh, I've got to go to the airport, do a story.
15:35Yes, the British embassy, you know.
15:38And would you tell Fräulein Lisa for me that I'm out at the...
15:40That's Fräulein Lisa.
15:42Oh, of course it is.
15:42Who else would it be?
15:43Hi.
15:44I've got to go out to the airport, the British ambassador.
15:46Oh, you just said that.
15:47Oh.
15:47Are you all right?
15:48You look pale.
15:49No, I'm...
15:49Better, I'll get him a glass of schnapps.
15:51No, no, no.
15:52I'm fine, fine, fine.
15:53He's just excited, miss.
15:55He's beginning to realize what these new schedules are going to do for him.
15:59Well, that's it.
16:00That's obviously what excited me.
16:01Bertha, you're brilliant.
16:02Yeah, I know.
16:03If it's so obvious, I don't see why it's brilliant.
16:06Well, it's brilliant because Bertha thought of it.
16:07I mean, there was this obvious fact staring me right in the face and I didn't even see it, but
16:11Bertha did.
16:12Why, it's brilliant by comparison.
16:15I'm leaving.
16:17You'll be back soon?
16:18As soon as I can, you know, the newspaper business is...
16:21Hurry!
16:22A-pi-de-zai.
16:25He's just like a big kid, isn't he?
16:28Yeah.
16:29Dead-end kid.
16:33Axe!
17:03Have you seen Vicky?
17:04Um, she said to tell you she'd gone up to the coffee bar.
17:33Ah, well, where's Vicky?
17:36Yes, of course.
17:37Yes.
17:38She came up and asked me to tell you.
17:41Yes.
17:49She'd gone downstairs.
17:50Take a taxi.
17:50Taxi, taxi.
17:58I beg your pardon.
17:59That gentleman you were speaking to, wasn't that Bernard Lawrence?
18:02Yes, you know him?
18:03Ah, yes, he's an old friend.
18:05Oh, a remarkable man.
18:06Enormous amount of energy.
18:08I see you know him pretty well yourself.
18:11Well, thank you.
18:33Vicky!
18:35Vicky!
18:38Vicky!
18:39Oh, wait!
18:48Bernard, what are you doing here? Your phone went out of order.
18:51Isn't it wonderful about the BC-10? Wonderful.
18:53Come on, we can be home in 20 minutes. No, no, no, I came here to be with you.
18:56Well, that was very sweet of you, darling, but now we can really be together.
18:58Well, no, we can't. You see, I have to cover a story.
19:02Yes, I'm covering a story about a new airplane.
19:04A famous foreign correspondent covering a story about a new airplane?
19:06Well, you see, I knew you were gonna be here alone.
19:09And in order to be able to do that, I have to cover the story about a new airplane.
19:12So, you see, we've got to stay here.
19:14I'm very disappointed.
19:15Oh, don't be. Next time we'll be together twice as long. Come on.
19:19Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
19:22Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
19:25Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
19:29Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
19:32Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
19:35Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
19:38Halt!
19:39Die dritte Übung.
19:40Händen auf die Hüften legen.
19:41Der Oberkörper im Breise drehen, den linken Fuß ausstrecken.
19:45Hochheben, jetzt der rechte Fuß.
19:48Das wird Ihnen schöne Hüften geben.
19:50Nicht müde wirken.
19:51Sie müssen arbeiten.
19:53Sie müssen verstehen, dass man auf ordentlich arbeiten muss.
19:56Oder Sie werden keinen Erfolg.
19:58Äh, just tell the driver to honk the horn.
20:01Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
20:03Nicht müde wirken.
20:05Bertha!
20:07Bertha!
20:08Ja?
20:09Cancel the knackwurst.
20:10They delivered the new Superboy and I'm going to be on it.
20:14Wunderbar.
20:15I have to go back to the airport.
20:18We're going to miss you.
20:28Now, to be absolutely certain, you leave Accra tomorrow, right?
20:33Right.
20:34And you're back in Paris at 18.45 Thursday evening, right?
20:38No.
20:38Wednesday midnight.
20:39This is the VC-10.
20:40It cuts hours.
20:41Oh.
20:42Orange juice, please.
20:43Très bien, madame.
20:44Vodka martinis.
20:47I wish you wouldn't do that.
20:48Makes me feel as though you're always squeezing me in.
20:50Well, my love, I have to arrange my schedule.
20:52You wouldn't want me to be busy on an assignment when you get back, now would you?
20:55Eh?
20:56Speaking of assignments, the new planes in the hangar, I don't see how you can cover this story from a
21:01bar.
21:01That statement, young lady, is a knife in the back of every newspaper man in the world.
21:05Oh, no.
21:06Oh, yeah.
21:07It's me, Robert.
21:07Hi, Bernard.
21:08Hi.
21:08We were talking about you this morning.
21:10Oh, we were?
21:11Well, no, no.
21:12Bertha and I were, yeah.
21:13We were saying how wonderful you were doing in Berlin.
21:15Are you going back?
21:16Oh, no.
21:16I've been reassigned to Paris.
21:17Didn't you get my wire?
21:18No.
21:18No.
21:19Oh.
21:21Anything interesting happening in Paris?
21:23Uh, nothing.
21:23Just routine stuff.
21:25Been hibernating.
21:26Uh-huh.
21:27Like a bear.
21:28And I take it this is Mama Bear?
21:29Uh, Miss Vicki Hawkins, British United, Robert Reed, Consolidated Press.
21:36Nice to meet you.
21:36Won't you sit down?
21:37Uh, won't I be intruding?
21:38Yes.
21:39Oh, thank you.
21:39I will.
21:42Let's see.
21:43Comfortable?
21:45Oh, uh, s'il vous plait, uh, donnez-moi un vodka martini très sec.
21:51Très sec, monsieur.
21:52Oui.
21:54Uh, tell me, have you, uh, known Bernard Long?
21:58He doesn't know.
22:00He doesn't know what?
22:01That I'm your fiancé.
22:02You are?
22:03Oh, yes, of course.
22:04You are my fiancé.
22:04This is my fiancé.
22:06Delighted.
22:07I'm so lucky to have a man like Bernard all to myself.
22:09Don't you think?
22:10Oh, absolutely.
22:12What's that?
22:15Oh, that's our new VC-10 I was telling you about.
22:17We're starting it today because of Lufthansa Super Boeing.
22:20Lufthansa?
22:21Today?
22:22I don't see how you can write a story about airplanes when you don't know anything about
22:26what you're writing.
22:27Oh, that never stopped a good newspaper, man.
22:31Très sec, monsieur.
22:32Merci beaucoup.
22:33You know you're the first friend of Bernard's I've ever met?
22:35He's so secretive.
22:36Uh, yes, I know.
22:38He's even concealed you from me.
22:39Do you know that I've never ever known where he's lived in Paris?
22:41We have a marvelous apartment.
22:43It's a slum.
22:43Is it big?
22:44Enormous.
22:44Very small.
22:45You've got to put me up for a couple of days, Bernard.
22:47I mean, every decent hotel in Paris is loaded.
22:49You know, what with the tourists and everything?
22:50Oh, stay at the YMCA.
22:52Nonsense.
22:52You can come to our place.
22:53You can keep Bernard Cuckley while I'm away.
22:55He gets very lonely.
22:56I accept.
22:57Will the crew of British United Flight number 237
23:02please check with operations?
23:05Oh, oh.
23:05Oh, please don't get home.
23:06You see, now where would we have been if we'd gone back to the apartment?
23:09Where indeed?
23:10You're right as always.
23:11He's a genius, you know.
23:12I heard.
23:14Bye-bye.
23:14No, you stay here with your friend.
23:16I'll come back and say goodbye if we're going straight out.
23:18Will the crew of British United Flight number 237
23:23please check with operations?
23:24Do you know how lucky you are?
23:26I guarantee you I do.
23:28If I could only find a girl like that.
23:30You're going to the YMCA.
23:32I'll find one there.
23:34You're not gonna look in my apartment.
23:36But this is your fiancée.
23:37This is different.
23:37Robert, the last time I saw you was in Casablanca.
23:41I lost a story, two flamenco dancers, and a case of whiskey.
23:45I suppose that was different too.
23:46Uh, did you see Bandhat?
23:48Yeah.
23:53What are you doing?
23:54Shh!
23:55You don't have to laugh it up.
23:56He'll bring you another one.
23:57There he is.
23:59Oh, how so am I sleeping.
24:01I dropped my watch.
24:02I'm so happy I found you.
24:04Oh, and you must be the friend from breakfast.
24:06Yes.
24:07Uh, yes.
24:08Uh, breakfast?
24:10Oh, you are not Mr. Reid from Berlin who had the English breakfast with Bernhard this morning?
24:15Uh, oh!
24:16Oh, the English breakfast.
24:17Yes, of course.
24:18And those English kippers are just marvelous.
24:20Kidneys.
24:21I mean kidneys.
24:23I always confuse kippers and kidneys.
24:25But I'm not Mr. Reid.
24:26You can call me Robert.
24:27I'm Lisa.
24:28Uh, Lisa?
24:29Yeah, but you seem not to know me.
24:31Uh, well, should I?
24:33Well, that's Bernhard's friend.
24:35Of course he knows you.
24:36He knows all about you.
24:38He knows I'm your fiancé?
24:40Oh, yes, fiancé.
24:42Uh, certainly.
24:43He does nothing but talk about you.
24:44He's completely obsessed with you.
24:47Uh, what, what, what are you doing here?
24:49Operations phone.
24:50I've just been promoted to the new superjet.
24:52Congratulations.
24:53We're going out immediately.
24:55Uh, well, that's why I'm here.
24:56You know, I waited for you here.
24:57I knew you were coming back to the airport.
24:59He anticipates everything.
25:01He really is a genius.
25:02Excuse me.
25:04Well, I'm off.
25:06Don't get up.
25:10Well, darling, I have to go back to Frankfurt and London, Montreal and back to Paris.
25:15Uh, and when do you plan to be back in Paris?
25:17Day after tomorrow.
25:18Day after tomorrow.
25:19At what hour?
25:20Uh, 2100.
25:212100, huh?
25:21He hates confusion so much.
25:24Don't you, Liebling?
25:24Yes, I do.
25:25He's just a slave to my schedule.
25:29Oh, excuse us.
25:31Excuse me.
25:33Bye-bye.
25:33Bye-bye.
25:34Bye-bye.
25:35Bye-bye.
25:37Bye-bye.
25:38Bye-bye.
25:44Bye-bye.
25:46You know, you're pretty lucky.
25:47And you're getting luckier every minute.
25:50Well, you know how it is with these girls.
25:52Flying around the world.
25:53Karachi, cartoon, Caracas.
25:54I know.
25:55I know.
25:56And I know that tone of voice from the past.
25:58So leave it alone.
25:59I wouldn't touch it for the world.
26:01Not even the slightest push.
26:03Take off in 15 minutes.
26:04Don't get up.
26:05Again.
26:05Don't get up.
26:07See you at midnight, darling.
26:09It's midnight.
26:10Midnight?
26:10Midnight?
26:12When I'm flying, I go to the galley and look out of the porthole at the moon.
26:15At exactly midnight.
26:16And Bernard looks up out of his bed at the same time.
26:19So you see, we're together even when we're both alone.
26:22Because we're both looking at the very same moon.
26:26That's cute.
26:28Vicky's very imaginative.
26:30It's delightful.
26:31Excuse us.
26:32Would you excuse me, Vicky?
26:33Should I leave?
26:34Oh, no.
26:34No, no.
26:46On course, you will play.
26:49Goodbye.
26:50Goodbye.
27:03I can't wait to see your apartment you never will oh why not we can double date you and Vicky
27:10and me
27:10and Lufthansa you're going to a hotel then I'll miss Lufthansa and so will you when I tell her
27:15about Vicky you wouldn't I would if you forced me to go to a hotel yeah all right
27:2656 Avenue de la Raine see birth of my housekeeper I've got to go back to the office I don't
27:33know
27:33when he finds time to work at all problem monsieur oh nothing it was just that's outrageous I wouldn't
27:42pay it if I were you you're right I won't big mouth
28:04Bertha monsieur you just sweet some of me
28:12I'm an American oh I'm mr. Lawrence's house guest for a couple of days
28:21he a guest too oh no he's a cab driver oh you bring your family with you oh no I'm
28:29a bachelor
28:29says mr. Lawrence yes I know I'm Robert Reed oh the breakfast one everyone seems to be preoccupied
28:39with my breakfast mr. Lawrence didn't say anything about you coming to stay oh well you know how he
28:45is forgetful mr. Lawrence can't afford to forget anything uh-huh what room did he say you could
28:51stay in did he say what he wouldn't tell you I mean I think he left it up to you
28:57oh well this is the
29:00guest room and this is the bathroom yeah and this is uh well and this is his bedroom and this
29:07is the
29:07spare room it's kind of like a dormitory here you don't know the half of it oh may I sit
29:14down oh
29:15certainly thank you very much all right you're uh you're a guest around here you say I kind of get
29:25the idea that you're not happy about it well it's another mouth to feed and it's another soul to keep
29:30track of it I'm not very strong you know I took this job because my doctor said I should avoid
29:37excitement um are you used to a varied diet I have the broadest tastes oh another one I uh I
29:47kind of
29:48think I know what you must go through no you don't but it's uh nice to find a young man
29:54with some
29:55consideration so you go in the guest room and rest up and I'll go out in the kitchen and get
29:59you a nice
30:00cold drink thank you and uh Mr. Reed yes um you forgot something I'm sorry uh merci uh ça va
30:22oh
30:23oh
30:23oh
30:23oh
30:23oh
30:24oh
30:24oh
30:26oh
30:27oh
30:40yeah when the story comes in off the wire I want you to translate it for me in the next
30:4310 minutes
30:44what's the hurry Monsieur Long why not simple leisurely aperitif are you going to cut out the
30:49usual dialogue or do I get someone else huh if you choose you do not engage me primarily for my
30:55linguistic service yes as we both know by the way I have for you a lovely thing from the far
31:02east
31:02some other time Pierre what's going on in the office huh oh
31:05uh you're up for a promotion what they intend to put you in charge of the new york office new
31:12york oh
31:12no are you sure to get into the personnel files was not easy it cost me 100 francs yeah my
31:19money but
31:20i don't want to be promoted out of paris of course not did i don't want to leave the garden
31:24of eden
31:26trance like will you oh as you wish as you wish as you wish
31:53i don't believe we've met
31:56you're not Bernard
31:59how dare you
32:02oh
32:02well i was just sitting here minding my own business
32:04but what are you doing in my apartment
32:08your apartment
32:09my name bernard well
32:12oh well i'm terribly sorry i didn't mean to take advantage of you it's just that i was expecting
32:17bernard you were expecting bernard to kiss you no no of course not no no i i well this was
32:25so
32:25delicious i just hope you'll forgive me i'm bernard's guest my name is robert reed
32:30and i am jacqueline grieu how do you do please sit down thank you you seem not to know me
32:37has not
32:38bernard told you about me oh oh yes oh absolutely of course he talks about nothing else that's all
32:45he talks about is jacqueline this and jacqueline that here jacqueline there jacqueline everywhere
32:50you are his fiance i thought you would be and you are an old friend i never know he's so
32:57secretive
32:57yes and i can't imagine why miss grieu oh because you and bernard are old friends you may call me
33:03jacqueline oh well thank you and uh you must call me robert how do you do let her know you
33:10sit down sit down again yes you know he's terribly jealous you won't say anything to him about my
33:19kissing you oh no i forgot about it already you have well it was so sudden without warning if there
33:24have been a warning there would not have been any kiss exactly without anticipation a kiss is nothing
33:31actually you know i could easily forget not to remember a kiss that meant nothing
33:36but a kiss that meant something that i could remember to forget there is something fuzzy about
33:42that logic no not at all an honest meaningful kiss would ensure my complete silence and absolute
33:50discretion you want me to kiss you again as a bribe no as a kiss a little kiss but i
33:58could not i would
33:59never forgive myself but it's just to help you and bernard i don't understand that well you're his
34:06fiancee and i'm his dearest friend we must protect him from any misunderstandings newspaper men they're in
34:12heat all the time oh berta are we having my souffle tonight for dinner right now that's the plan
34:20ah thank you let me take this where are you going jacqueline to my room to wait for bernard please
34:29i uh i thought i would be a gentleman open the door for her
34:37oh
34:51don't ask oh i was just going to ask if you were through with what you were doing
34:56and you're gonna hang around here fine well then i might as well just go and lie down a while
35:03i get tired during the day you know a little nap never hurts but thanks bertha
35:08uh i'll just lie down and i'll i'll wake myself up
35:32jacqueline
35:37jacqueline can you hear me go away but what's one little kiss go away i just want one little
35:46kiss i can expect and i promise i'll say nothing to bernard all right get ready
36:10what's going on here jacqueline you're early why are you yelling am i yelling well of course i'm
36:16yelling i've got every right to yell i wanted to explain to robert uh jacqueline already explained
36:20oh she did huh oh well then everything is fine then why don't we all have a drink yes good
36:24uh did
36:26uh birth unpack your bags yes i'm wonderful oh what are we gonna have for dinner don't you worry i'll
36:30go see what we're gonna have dinner where's bertha i'm here oh good good good yes it's a funny life
36:36being a maid around here oh there you are are you all right just a little hyperactive uh excuse me
36:53somehow i never get to answer the phone around here well it uh it might be somebody who only speaks
36:59french
36:59but i speak french it might be the butcher he only speaks german hello it's the butcher well i'm going
37:11to get ready for my bath it wasn't the butcher it was the lufthansa from frankfurt what did she say
37:24hello there's something i want to tell you yes what is it i forget it'll come to me
37:34hello it's hurrigan proline d cup
37:41hello what what no it's laryngitis oh yes it came on very quickly
37:45mm-hmm but that's very sweet of you to say my leaving well of course i can say it
37:51right now
37:58too no no don't call me from montreal it's too expensive yes but you have a good trip
38:05you'll need this
38:10yes what is it
38:17what's that the telephone again yes
38:20why are you whispering am i whispering it's laryngitis i'm not whispering no it was not for me no no
38:27no no
38:27no are you expecting fongo they might call from the airport they are changing schedules
38:32because of our new fast plane the ultra caravel oh and uh and they want you to be one of
38:39the hostesses
38:39on it right how did you know hmm that was obvious but they haven't changed your schedule yet no except
38:46we are going one hour later tomorrow morning one hour later 11 30 instead of 10 30. good why do
38:53you say
38:53good oh did i say good uh-huh yeah you did i heard it i said good because it's going
38:58to give us an extra
38:59hour in the morning oh yes who was it then who was who on the telephone it was not another
39:08woman was it
39:09another woman are you kidding you marvelous little french pussycat another woman indeed
39:17another woman well who was it it was a uh a wrong number some lunatic was on the phone
39:26what is this what's what this letter it has an english stamp on it vodka fingers
39:35it's addressed to someone named victoria hawkins that's hawkins that's enough
39:43well it's obviously not me no he's not victoria hawkins obviously well what is he doing here
39:50well well you know how they are down at the post office no how are they i just remembered well
39:57what
39:57what what i wanted to tell yes what is it huh uh dinner's almost very all right thank you bertha
40:04now tell me something what is this uh it's a letter i can see that but it's addressed to a
40:11miss victoria
40:12hawkins do you know her never heard of her she sounds like some kind of a foreigner it's a
40:17foreigner well what is he doing here i uh uh oh that old idiot downstairs you know the cause
40:26yeah the idiot he said that i took this letter it belonged to somebody else on the block that's
40:30my mistake you see there's always a logical explanation for everything yeah my mistake
40:38that's all right bertha uh we're only human yeah some of us anyway
40:45sweet person i'm sorry darling you must think i am terribly suspicious well you are a little bit
40:53i will be out soon all fresh and powdery for you
40:58fresh and powdery
41:12what are you doing changing over you don't want air france wearing lufthanda's underwear do
41:18you don't get lost in it i'm tired now why should you be tired i suppose you think i've got
41:29nothing on my
41:30mind but women right why not with a layout like this what else would you have on your mind remember
41:35the time you covered that suez thing yeah you had these four dames and israeli machine gunner the
41:39arabian masseuse wait a minute they weren't all stacked up over the field waiting to come in well
41:44i admit that today is a bit unusual unusual burnout i don't like to pry but you are engaged to
41:50all these
41:50girls right yes and uh they all have the idea of getting married right of course they do i mean
41:58how
41:59else do you think polygamy works but isn't that a little risky plus the fact it's against the law
42:04you know three wives i mean just a minute wait a minute who said anything about wives
42:08they're fiancés and that's the way they're going to stay that way i have all the advantages of
42:14married life without any of its inconveniences do you understand and besides fiancés are a lot
42:20friendlier than wives you're kidding now three is the perfect number less would be monotonous more would
42:27be terribly tiring three is just ideal but it's immoral immoral all three think they're the only
42:35one now if they don't think it's immoral why should i i tell you it's the only way to live
42:39here but
42:39isn't it just a little complicated no all you need is a timetable i'll bet you do no not what
42:44you think
42:44an airline's timetable oh to get away in a hurry come here i'll show you here's the timetable for all
42:51the major airlines in the whole world all in one volume one volume you understand now don't you yes
42:58you really don't do you no let me see let me put it this way each one of my fiancés
43:04has been
43:04recruited from the different air personnel each is an airline hostess and very beautiful thank you
43:09they've been tried and tested uh you know the entrance exam to these major airlines is very
43:14difficult they have to be healthy good at cooking witty friendly friendly i understand it from your point
43:21of view but what do the girls get out of it they get out they get security out of it
43:26i mean flying
43:27around like that it's good for them to know that there's someone down below that they can come home
43:30to there's not enough people down below to go around huh well they happen to be in love with me
43:34that's nice well i take my hat off to you but i must admit i don't think it's gonna last
43:40get on uh uh sit down yeah please all right get on uh look at this lisa will be arriving
43:51in montreal
43:51this evening jacqueline who leaves tomorrow morning will be arriving in tokyo and vicky
43:55by this time will be between lisbon and home so you see my fiancés wheel around the earth one towards
44:02the sun one towards the moon and they all eventually in turn come back to me it's geometrical
44:08it's poetic sort of like one up one down one pending huh mm-hmm yeah you might say that
44:16well old friend now that you know everything you understand why it's important that you find your
44:21own place because your presence here makes it highly complicated you know now that i realize how
44:26remarkably uncomplicated you've made everything i just wouldn't trust myself staying anywhere else
44:33oh i never thought you'd stooped up blackmail oh don't call it that no say admiration envy maybe
44:40and something else a deep-seated curiosity because now that i've heard i can't wait to see your
44:47geometrical poetry come unglued at the scene look nothing's gonna happen unless you make it happen
44:53you breathe one word you open your mind wait a minute wait a minute i will protect this setup as
44:58though of my very own yeah but that's what i'm afraid of bernard we've had our differences over
45:03the years but i do recognize genius when i see it thank you you can trust me you call for
45:12a
45:12translator monsieur reed i am pierre ah your fame precedes you pierre oh i'm known in berlin oh in
45:18the newspaper paternity you have the reputation of a man with simple taste money do you know bernard
45:23lawrence of international press i seem to have heard the name you could never by chance have worked
45:29for international i don't even know the address i see what is uh monsieur lawrence's present status
45:35with international press uh employment wise uh thank you it is quite possible that monsieur
45:42lawrence will soon be transferred to new york are you sure the information costs me 200 francs
45:51where does he get his fiancees oh come on pierre what's the source of supply i mean there must be
45:57some kind of a pool or a specific restaurant or a certain someone with the right contacts i do not
46:04know monsieur and it would be very expensive to find out find out i will begin immediately
46:11you don't intend to interfere with monsieur lawrence's arrangement certainly not i like it the way it is
46:17along with the maid and the apartment ah against the day that monsieur lawrence may be transferred
46:23to new york exactly it would be too expensive for him to take everything with him you are a friend
46:28monsieur is there anything i can do for you here uh the translating no not at all thank you i
46:34have to
46:34be going just get the information at once sir may i use the telephone certainly go right ahead
46:52mr laurence he's just leaving i am going to follow him don't excite yourself goodbye
47:37oh
47:38oh hi bertha well mr reed i see air francis flown who's up next i mean uh what lady i
47:44know what you mean
47:46british united is doing after midnight after midnight huh poor bertha you've put in a pretty big day
47:54uh i'm curious bertha do you get here around dawn i sleep here you too i mean you do uh
48:02where in the back
48:04you wouldn't believe what it's like yes i would uh you know bertha mr lawrence means well but he's so
48:11involved with all his work and everything and i feel a little guilty i hope i'm not too much of
48:15an
48:15inconvenience for you oh well i i mean i know what you go through with all of the confusion and
48:20the
48:20changing and i remember what you told me you're not very strong no underneath i'm very delicate
48:27and you have a very spiritual face bertha i don't know how i keep up
48:33because you're loyal because of finer feelings and no matter what honor and i'm not a complainer of
48:42course you're not anyone could see that bertha why don't you sit down i hate to sit when a lady
48:47is
48:48standing well be here sir why of course we're in france e pluribus unum
48:55sit down bertha have a cigarette with me oh i'd rather have a drink
48:59oh all right i'll get you one now mr lawrence as smart as he is doesn't realize what he has
49:07here
49:07now take me i came to paris to find an apartment just such as this with a housekeeper at the
49:14highest
49:15salary who would make some elegant meals well planned in advance with no changing menus no constant
49:22adjustments and tolerant and she must understand that a man a bachelor such as myself is after all a
49:30man uh and possibly a discreet relationship one discreet relationship uh with possibly a countess
49:40or an older woman of quality quality instead of quantity huh mr reed that's the idea and i just
49:48thought bertha possibly you could help me find such a woman a countess a housekeeper
49:56who could that be no one's scheduled at this time probably the police i've been expecting them for
50:01months well i don't understand it because oh lisa surprise nice to see you uh lisa that's strange
50:08uh we didn't expect you back until tomorrow let me take that for you he talks just like my balnut
50:15he always has to know the minute i touched down but do we have to eat well i'll i'll get
50:19out the
50:20knackwurst uh she'll get some knackwurst out that's funny we thought you would be in montreal oh that's
50:25a surprise they turned right around and flew back we set a two-way record won't bernard be delighted
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