00:15You're a bad influence, you know.
00:17The sun's already gone down.
00:18We haven't even gone out of bed yet.
00:20What are you talking about?
00:21We walked all the way down the hall,
00:22went to the front door,
00:23and got our food from the Postmates guy.
00:26That's true.
00:27Now, come on.
00:28Focus up.
00:30We've got a job to do here.
00:31Okay.
00:31Eleven down.
00:32We've got to get that one.
00:33What is that?
00:35Statute.
00:38Wow.
00:39Yeah, wow.
00:40Genius you are.
00:43But why do you drink sewage water?
00:46Well, my acupuncturist is making me drink it.
00:48So gross.
00:49It's supposed to be good for, like, freezing your eggs.
00:53Oh, are you freezing your eggs?
00:57Yeah.
00:57I mean, I'm getting ready, too.
01:01You know, I'm 35, so I guess the clock is ticking and grinding to a halt from what they tell
01:06me.
01:07Well, not grinding to a halt.
01:07They just said that it would be smart for me to do it.
01:10I'm not, like, desperate to have a baby or anything, you know.
01:13I'm freaking you out.
01:15No.
01:15No.
01:16No, it sounds like you're being smart.
01:18That's what they said.
01:20Yeah.
01:20Well, let's get this statue in there.
01:23It's definitely right.
01:26And D-16 has got a T now, so.
01:30Listen, I do have to go, though.
01:32I've got a ton of shit to do.
01:34Oh, okay.
01:36All right.
01:37Let's see.
01:38Let's see if you can get there.
01:40Okay.
01:53I'll call you later, if it's not too late.
01:56You can call me anytime.
01:57I'm always up late.
02:01Bye, Mary.
02:03Bye.
02:07I'm always up late.
02:09What?
02:10I don't know.
02:10It just seemed a little overeager.
02:13Okay, you know, sometimes it would be nice if me and Charlie had our privacy.
02:16What's wrong?
02:17You just spent the whole day in bed with your hot guy.
02:20You should be all happy and dopey and the rest of the dwarves.
02:24I know.
02:24I'm sorry.
02:25I just, I hate this.
02:27I really like him, and I think I just screwed it up.
02:30What'd you do?
02:32I told him about the egg freezing and stuff.
02:34Why would you do that?
02:36I don't know.
02:36Mom, I don't know.
02:37Okay, but now he's freaking out because he probably thinks they want to have his baby.
02:41He made up some lame excuse and left.
02:43Fuck.
02:43Okay, I'm just going to text him.
02:44No, no, no, no, no.
02:45Just something small.
02:46The CG writes back.
02:47Don't.
02:47He just left.
02:49Stop.
02:49Okay, you're right.
02:50You're right.
02:51You're right.
02:53I mean, maybe he really did have a ton of shit to do.
02:55Is that what he said?
02:56Had a ton of shit to do?
02:58Yeah.
02:59Why?
03:00I don't think he just, I don't know.
03:01Sounds a little vague, but-
03:02Oh, it's right.
03:02Wait, wait, wait, wait.
03:03I can't just sit around here, Mom.
03:05I'm going to freaking make myself insane.
03:07You want to go out and get a drink or something?
03:09Yes, always.
03:11Okay, let me change.
03:13I'll text Jane.
03:15We'll go to a bar.
03:16Be like, have fun.
03:20It's totally normal shit.
03:23Hey.
03:24Hey.
03:25Hey.
03:36It's Olivia.
03:48He says I'm the child.
03:49I just show him my phone.
03:51He didn't even believe it was you texting me.
03:53Well, who else would it be?
03:54Exactly.
03:54He acts like I fucking cheated on him.
03:57He's literally the only guy I've ever slept with.
03:59How is he even allowed to be jealous?
04:01Honey, just give him some space.
04:03He's probably just stressed about work.
04:04I would be obsessing if I got bad reviews.
04:07You?
04:07Obsessing?
04:08Why don't Charlie text me back?
04:09Back?
04:10Did you text him?
04:11An hour and a half ago.
04:13And he doesn't turn off his redness seat so I can see that he read it.
04:15What would the text say?
04:17What's 54 down?
04:18Because we do the puzzle together.
04:19Oh my god.
04:22Okay.
04:23That's Bobby Garcia.
04:25Who's that?
04:26Hot Jesus from high school.
04:28Oh yeah, you used to talk about him all the time.
04:31Does look like Jesus.
04:32It does.
04:33You didn't even know I existed.
04:34I was such a nerd.
04:36Oh my god, oh my god.
04:37What do I do?
04:38Wave back.
04:43Do I go over there?
04:43See, that's all you talked about in the 10th grade.
04:45Just say hi.
04:46Why do I have to drink that stupid tea?
04:48Okay.
04:48You know what?
04:50It's okay, honey.
04:52Okay, I'm just gonna go over and say hi.
04:54I'll be right back.
04:59Hey.
05:00Hey.
05:00How you doing?
05:01It's, uh, it's Jane, right?
05:03Yes.
05:04I cannot believe you remember.
05:05I totally remember.
05:07I mean, you look a little bit different without those, uh, those Christmas colored braces.
05:11Oh my god.
05:12Uh, yeah, no, I used to change them every holiday.
05:15Yeah, I always look like I had kale on my teeth every St. Patrick's Day.
05:19Not a good look.
05:20Yeah, I know.
05:21Um, do you wanna, you wanna sit down?
05:23I'll buy you a drink.
05:25Um, yeah.
05:27Eagle Blue Star.
05:28Can you imagine running into your old crush looking like that and being married to a doctor?
05:33Dude, I don't know that he's not still on it.
05:34He could easily be on a date.
05:36Get out there and have fun.
05:37Mm-mm.
05:38You need to be dating other people, too.
05:41Too?
05:46Maybe we should go do a drive-by.
05:47You know, just to see if he's home.
05:48Okay, psycho.
05:49But if you're worried about losing him, I'd say stalker girlfriend is way worse than chick
05:54who wants to freeze her eggs, girlfriend.
05:56Just to see if he's home, Mom.
05:58I just wanna see.
05:59He won't see us.
06:01Okay, maybe now I'm obsessing a little.
06:04Okay.
06:04Text Jane.
06:05To see if she wants to go.
06:06Okay.
06:23Jane's staying.
06:25Okay.
06:26I'm calling Britton.
06:27If anybody knows the proper way to stop, it's her.
06:30Plus, he won't know her car.
06:33There's a fucking girl there.
06:34I'm gonna be so pissed, Mom.
06:36She has child locks, right?
06:38I'll sit in the back.
06:39You're scaring me.
06:41Is this all the food we brought?
06:43Because I need dinner.
06:44Can we go?
06:45Okay, just a few more minutes.
06:49We've been looking at a car in the driveway for two hours.
06:52And his light went on.
06:53Okay, I just need to see if somebody else is in there.
06:55If anyone else was in there, where would she come from?
06:58There's no car in front of the house.
07:00She probably took a lift.
07:01So you think someone's in there?
07:03Oh, for sure.
07:04Guys are all players.
07:05It's just so rude.
07:06You know, it's like when people don't text you back,
07:08it's like they're saying they don't give a shit about you.
07:09It takes two seconds to write LOL or haha and press send.
07:13You know?
07:15Unless you think I'm being psycho.
07:16No way, girl.
07:17He had time to read it.
07:18He could have totally texted you back.
07:20I've lost friends over this shit.
07:22Priorities.
07:23Yeah.
07:25I'm pretty sure it's safe to say I scared him away now.
07:28Shh.
07:28The front porch light just went on.
07:30Yes.
07:30You guys, is he coming out?
07:31Maybe he's letting some chick leave.
07:33One of you guys check.
07:33No, he'll see us.
07:35Oh, my God.
07:37I love your decorations, Brittany.
07:38This pillow is really doing it for me right now.
07:40Okay, well, let's swap places because my back is freaking killing me.
07:43No.
07:43Mom, don't get out.
07:45He'll see you.
07:46He will never talk to me again if he sees us out here.
07:48You know, one time I staked out my boyfriend's house for seven hours.
07:52And?
07:53I was fine.
07:53I brought some In-N-Out and a five-hour energy.
07:56You know, that's where we went wrong.
07:58I'm starving.
07:59No, I mean, did you catch him doing anything?
08:01Oh, yeah.
08:02He was sleeping with my friend Riley.
08:05Okay.
08:06What are you ladies doing?
08:10Nothing.
08:11Um, we're waiting for my friend.
08:13That's her house right there.
08:15You've been sitting here a while.
08:16I've been watching you guys from down the street.
08:18I'm going to need you to leave.
08:19Okay, thank God.
08:21Oh, my God, the curtain just moved.
08:22Do you guys think he saw us?
08:23All right, let's go, ladies, before I bring you in on stocking charges.
08:27Okay.
08:27I don't want to see you here again.
08:28Okay.
08:29Sorry.
08:30Good night.
08:32Are you insane?
08:34Do you think he saw us?
08:35Oh, my God, stop!
08:40Then I went to Spain for a month.
08:42I just, I, uh, just worked from there.
08:44I've always wanted to go to Spain ever since I saw Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
08:48Yes, yes.
08:48Me too, exactly.
08:50Right?
08:50It was amazing, wasn't it?
08:51All right, you go.
08:52Tell me your favorite place you've ever visited.
08:54Well, Jim and I were supposed to go to Hawaii for our honeymoon, but he was finishing med
08:59school, so we just didn't really have the time, and then we had Abby, but we did pop
09:06down to San Diego for a bit, which is beautiful, by the way.
09:10I don't know if you've ever been there.
09:12Oh, yeah.
09:12I went down to La Jolla for a couple weeks.
09:14It was great.
09:14That's why I went to Seals.
09:16That's so cool.
09:18It's crazy how different you look.
09:22Well, yeah, I mean, I was such a dork back then.
09:26No, no, no, that's not true.
09:27You were cute.
09:29You thought I was cute?
09:31Yeah, yeah.
09:32I mean, you were just a baby.
09:34Two years in high school is kind of a lot.
09:36But, hey, you're all growing up now.
09:40Yeah.
09:41Hey, yeah, we're leaving.
09:43All right, yeah, cool.
09:46You drill, bro.
09:50Um, that's fine.
09:52I, yeah, I have to get going anyway.
09:55Oh, my God, I cannot believe what time it is.
09:58Hey, where do you live at?
09:59Sherman Oaks.
10:01Sherman Oaks, perfect.
10:02I'm in Encino, so I can give you a ride, too, if you want, and it's on my way.
10:06Yeah.
10:07All right.
10:09Okay, so Jane's not texting back.
10:12Do you think she's still with hot Jesus?
10:13Who knows?
10:14She's been acting weird lately.
10:17You better be careful, though.
10:18I mean, the grass is not always greener.
10:20Jim is amazing.
10:21Sure, but you never really know what goes on in someone's marriage.
10:24What are you insinuating, that Jim is not a good husband?
10:27No, I'm just saying that, honey, you don't get it because you've never been married.
10:32I've been in a relationship.
10:34Just because I didn't sign some paper legally binding me to someone, that means that I don't
10:38know what you're talking about?
10:39It's just different when you have kids.
10:41I mean, sometimes you can feel really stuck.
10:44Oh, so we made you feel stuck with Dad?
10:46Okay, I'm trying to talk to you, and you're trying to turn everything I'm saying into an
10:52argument.
10:52You're the one arguing.
10:53My God, can you just stop taking your anger out of me because Charlie didn't text you?
10:57I mean, maybe he's feeling a little smothered.
11:01I don't smother him.
11:03Well, you know, Charlie is a little even-keeled, right?
11:07He's just that kind of guy, so controlling can feel smothering.
11:11I mean, look at you.
11:12You're scrubbing this counter.
11:13You've already done it about an hour ago.
11:15I just think, chill out.
11:17That's not what you're supposed to be saying to me right now, Mom.
11:20What?
11:20You're not supposed to be telling me all the things that are wrong with me right now.
11:23You're supposed to be making me feel better.
11:26I'm trying to make you feel better, but there are things that you could be working on, honey.
11:30Are you kidding me?
11:32You're lucky that I'm controlling.
11:34Because if I wasn't, everything in our family would fall apart.
11:39When Dad died, I did everything.
11:42I sold your house.
11:44I took you in.
11:45I took care of all of Dad's things.
11:47I had to deal with the burial.
11:48Everything.
11:50Because you don't know how to do anything, Mom.
11:53I was devastated when your dad died.
11:55So was I, Mom.
11:57Did you ever even think about that?
12:00My dad died, and I needed my mom.
12:03God, you're such a fucking narcissist.
12:05I'm the kid here.
12:08I'm trying, Olivia.
12:10I've been saving up my money.
12:12You've seen that, and I...
12:15I will be moving out.
12:17You won't have to take care of me anymore.
12:22Let's be real, Mom.
12:24I mean, what, do you have a few hundred bucks saved up?
12:27You're not going anywhere.
12:38Um, it's right up there.
12:39This is good.
12:42I can drive you to your door.
12:44No, that's okay.
12:45This is fine.
12:46Okay.
12:54I had a lot of fun today.
12:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:57I really needed that.
12:58Yeah, me too.
13:03I hate you.
13:08Um...
13:09Ah!
13:12Okay.
13:27I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
13:31It's okay. You all right?
13:33Yeah.
13:36You have no idea how badly I want to do this.
13:41Dad, I can't... I can't do this to Jim. I'm sorry.
13:47No, no. I... I understand.
13:49Okay. Sorry.
13:52Yeah. Okay.
13:54Here, hold on.
13:55Yep. There you go.
13:56There it is. Okay.
14:00Well, it's good seeing you.
14:03Yeah, you too. Have a good night.
14:06What? Good seeing you?
14:09What the fuck?
14:17Thanks for letting me come over.
14:20This was the worst bite we've ever gotten in.
14:23Of course. I told you, you're my ride or die, boo.
14:30Do you think I'm a bad mom?
14:35No.
14:37I just think you guys need to give each other some breathing room.
14:43How do you like hanging out with me anyway? I mean, I won't love to be your mom.
14:48I know, but my mom's never really been around, so I like it. I wish I was as close to
14:55her as you guys are. And it's really cute.
14:59Oh, my God. Calm down, Angie. It's not that late. It's Friday.
15:04She's such a bitch. So fucking controlling. God forbid the whole world doesn't go to bed when she does.
15:11I know exactly how you feel.
15:16Hey, want to get stoned and watch a movie?
15:18Yes, I do.
15:19Well, it's too.
15:44Chip?
15:48Chip?
15:52Yeah?
15:56Are you just getting home?
16:02We need to talk.
16:19Hey.
16:24I'm a little.
16:31I'm just going to break it back.
16:31Chip?
16:32Hi, I'm a little.
16:35I'm not looking for this.
16:40I can't wait for your eyes.
16:41I'll be able to get these out of my room.
16:41No.
16:44I can't wait.
16:49If I were one, had you a three, would you get to escape over me?
16:57And if I asked you, would you be me?
17:05Is that like a, like a modern day version of the top?
17:09Well, I think it is.
17:13Actually, um, you have to kind of deactivate it or else you could just download the app again and all
17:20your dates are still going to be there.
17:21Shut up.
17:24Where's your tea, hmm? Where's your nasty tea?
17:27No, it tastes like ass.
17:30Actually, when you didn't text me back, when I thought you'd text me back, I thought that I scared you
17:37away when I told you about freezing my eggs.
17:39No way, no.
17:42My ex, we were together for five years until she finally decided that she definitely didn't want to have kids.
17:47So it's a relief to know in the beginning it is.
17:56So you're like, you're like 100% sure that you want kids?
18:01Yeah, I mean, when I was younger I wasn't, but now I am.
18:04Yeah.
18:06Why?
18:08I don't know.
18:09It's just, it's such a big decision.
18:12You know?
18:14What if you have kids and then all of a sudden you realize that you don't want to be in
18:19the relationship and you're just stuck and miserable like so many people?
18:25I don't think that way.
18:27Yeah, but it's true.
18:28And look at my mom.
18:30And my sister, actually.
18:32They'd be completely different people if they didn't have kids.
18:36Plus, I, I don't want to stop working.
18:39I mean, I've worked really hard to get to where I am.
18:43And I don't want some stranger raising my kids, so it's, it's a big decision.
18:50So you're not sure if you want to have kids?
18:55I, I don't know.
18:58Then why are you freezing your eggs?
18:59Why are you going through all the trouble if you're not sure?
19:02I mean, I guess that's why I'm freezing them.
19:06So that I don't have to make that decision today.
19:23Are we okay?
19:32I don't know.
19:33Honest.
19:35I've been down this road before.
19:37I don't know if I can do it again.
19:38I'm, you know, I'm in my forties and I want to have a family.
19:45And I don't know if I can do it again.
20:08Yeah.
20:26So I, I don't know if I can do it again.
20:37So, I don't know if I can.
20:38So, you know, I can do it again.
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