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00:08people overseas often say we're so laid-back we've got our heads in the sand
00:14just be careful next time right that's how you do it mate hey better on next time George
00:19but that's just not true we work hard and we play even harder we just don't make a
00:25song and dance about it this week I meet a law man hey how did the case go yeah not
00:34pretty good
00:35yeah no sir he was refusing to pay his car parking fines my argument was it wasn't an official car
00:40park more of an art installation so you got him off oh no need to be filthy mate is it
00:44that kind
00:45of show is it ah no no I got him off you got him off the parking fines unfortunately though
00:49he had
00:49to pay the art installation fees which were more than the fines itself so yeah a bit of a backhanded
00:54victory on that one but still we'll take it as a win hey I wish get home I know you're
00:59trying to get
01:00in shot get out of it hello Rod it's David Ferrier hey David the the journalist can you can you
01:29open up
01:30oh yeah that's right it's not opening can you try again yeah the door mechanism isn't releasing can you
01:47how's that yeah it's still not opening yeah it's David it's David Ferrier the journalist
01:58oh you're back when you hear the buzzer just push push the door
02:03right it's not working at all can you come down
02:14then it'd be great
02:18oh no it's locked oh sorry about that yeah it's good to see you hey come on guys here come
02:26on up
02:26take your shoes off shoes off yeah I've just had it recalped yeah all right yeah it's good yeah sorry
02:30about that it's all right thought the intercom was on the stuff over there now it's all good oh come
02:33on
02:33guys oh electric shock is it yeah this is Rod Gaynor local barrister to the people from small claims to
02:40medium claims he's seen it all yeah here we go this is it wow this is a pretty great spot
02:46this is
02:47where all the all the shit happens all the good shit your books as well yeah yeah a lot of
02:52books up
02:52there a lot of mahogany hey you like mahogany beautiful hey you know fridge as well oh that
02:57that's my pride and joy yeah have you ever been in an office that came with a fridge I don't
03:01think
03:01I've ever been in an office that's had a fridge I'll get you a beer here you go what do
03:06you drink beer
03:07say no beer would be good oh there you go buddy should you be drinking oh I'll have a sneaky
03:13one
03:13don't get it on camera watch out oh yeah it's like beer anyway mate so oh no it's not oh
03:18watch out
03:20oh no we have a laugh hey it's good to have a laugh it's good for you good for your
03:24health
03:25all right thanks for uh doing this interview and everything you ever look around mate obviously
03:29got some dude on hold here oh take that hey how's it going mate sorry about that yeah listen uh
03:36just
03:36just tell them that uh you're not going to say anything to your lawyers present all right yeah
03:40what's that oh no you can say things after that but don't say anything with regards to the the issue
03:45yeah so just I'll be there as soon as I can mate all right you can yeah you can go
03:49to the toilet
03:49all right I'll see you soon mate I'll be there in a second are you sure you don't need to
03:53go and
03:54oh no no he's fine he's fine all right yeah so what sort of questions you got mate well I
03:58guess
03:59uh the big one I guess what what's the the big biggest case you've worked on oh biggest case
04:05well most recent one I've shut down a place called Starbucks the coffee joint no it's a science fiction
04:10museum based on that popular character from Battlestar Galactica oh it was too niche anyway mate
04:16it wasn't gonna last um tell us about uh your other big hobby seen him I'm a muscle car enthusiast
04:24guilty as charged yeah and are these are these your cars or those aren't my cars that's my dream list
04:30those are the top four for me but uh I do have a car mate oh okay right there right
04:34here that's mine
04:35here take a look at it bit small bit smaller closer to your eye imagine it's a bit bigger go
04:40right into it there you go does that look real now oh go right in right up to your left
04:44hand
04:44eye there close the right one there you go I'll do the sound listen to this
04:55yeah yeah it's great yeah I've got a real one you got a real one yeah you want to see
05:02it
05:02I'd love to see it so here she is my pride and joy wow yeah no it's a goodie not
05:09that one
05:10this one over here what are you looking at that for right is she for sale no I wouldn't sell
05:14this
05:14no I always display it like this people like to see it check it out see that imagine the wind
05:20going
05:21through that on a wind tunnel that's how they test it you see you just see how fast fast isn't
05:25the word
05:25mate yeah probably go for uh swift swift yes I have no idea about cars oh that's the engine mate
05:32yeah yeah I'll show you actually but I can't find the mechanism there's no denying rods enthusiasm for
05:38cars at this stage it's a little unclear if that enthusiasm translates to knowledge ready for a bit of
05:44power mate yeah your car man mate yeah I've got a car oh yeah what do you support just got
05:55a little
05:55nothing like this just a forward focus oh yeah a bit nannery a car is an extension of a man's
06:00personality that's how I feel I'm just putting it out there for me this is like a badge this car's
06:05a
06:05badge that I wear it says to me hey Rod you're in control mate I don't know you like to
06:10have fun
06:10so it's like a talking badge yeah that's right yeah this car's like a talking badge
06:16here we go mate lady alert hey sweetie oh sorry Linda what are you doing no I didn't know you
06:25changed her hair that's my sister oh embarrassing oh here we go got a phone call here hello Rod
06:33Gainer speaking oh okay oh no yeah no that's well within their rights to do that they can keep you
06:43in overnight but only if they want to be dicks about it yeah now do you have to go ah
06:50no forget
06:51about it yeah it's clear Todd let's get into it aye turn left turn right turn left then go right
07:30Rod has taken me back to his best friend's garage it's here I witness a truly unique bond
08:01you must be Dwayne
08:04Dwayne
08:05good eight
08:07Hamish good son Hamish nice to meet you
08:09oh a little gullible you are yeah
08:13don't be a dog mate you've been filming a lot of this so you just just keep it keep it
08:16funny
08:17see these guys a little of the uh resemblance there
08:20who's the dad
08:20yeah see you're the dad
08:22oh well pretty similar
08:30oh Dwayne can you just come and check this
08:32because I don't know if it's on the right.
08:33Does it go here?
08:34Oh, no, no, no.
08:35Just go on the door there.
08:36You're close.
08:37You're not far off.
08:37Just slightly over this way.
08:39There you go.
08:39Oh, on the other side of a crack.
08:40Yeah, yeah.
08:41Story of my life.
08:43Watch out.
08:44What's the story here?
08:45Is this a Datsun or a Ferrari?
08:48Well, technically it's a Datsun,
08:49but I'm not very technically minded.
08:51So for me, it's a Ferrari.
08:53So that's what Duane's turning it into.
08:57All right.
08:57I think it's clever.
08:58I mean, obviously I'm the one who's got the clever job,
09:00but this guy's, you know, you're good with your hands.
09:02He's a hands man.
09:04I'm more of a thinker.
09:05You're a doer.
09:05Hey, look at these rings.
09:07Oh, wow, look at those rings.
09:08Yeah.
09:10The car's conversion has been Rod and Duane's passion project
09:13for the last five years.
09:15With one of the country's most respected car clubs coming to town,
09:19Rod hopes he, Duane, and the Ferrari
09:22will finally be accepted into the club,
09:24making their dream a reality.
09:26For me, it's really important because, yeah,
09:29it's the Southside Streeters.
09:31It's always been a dream of mine to get into a car club.
09:34And it's not easy, is it, Duane?
09:36No, it's not easy.
09:37You mean your car's going to be pretty good.
09:38We're going to do a bit of blagging.
09:40Yeah.
09:40We'll have a little trick up our state.
09:42We won't tell you now.
09:43Good luck.
09:43Yeah, thank you.
09:44We'd like to have a good laugh, though.
09:45That's what we do.
09:46We do.
09:47You should tell them about the birthday roof.
09:49What's the birthday roof?
09:49That's not quite above board.
09:51No, I shouldn't really do that.
09:53What is it?
09:53What was the birthday roof?
09:54Oh, you twisted my arm.
09:55Oh, no cameras.
09:57Oh, come and have a look, come and have a look.
09:58Come and check this out.
09:59The birthday ruse.
10:01Yeah, no, it's, um...
10:03Hey?
10:04Well, what is this?
10:05March?
10:06Read the date on that one.
10:0823rd of March, 71.
10:10Yeah.
10:10There's one for every day of the year.
10:12Hey?
10:12Oh, wow.
10:13One for every day of the year.
10:15Made them last year.
10:16Why?
10:17ID cards for Duane.
10:18For free food at restaurants.
10:20Yeah, when you go there, there's a happy birthday,
10:22get a free meal.
10:23Yeah.
10:23Hey, this guy's getting free food every day.
10:26Hey, man.
10:27Yeah, well, you know, word started to spread around the town.
10:30Yeah, pretty funny.
10:30The guy with the endless birthdays.
10:32Yeah, that was it.
10:32Yeah, oh, nah, he was just a, you know, small town,
10:35so that's the problem with there's only five restaurants.
10:37Yeah.
10:38Food for thought.
10:39Hey, we should go, mate.
10:40We should probably hit the right.
10:41Oh, hey, yeah, you got any change yet, don't you?
10:43I got to go home.
10:43Yeah, so, um, hey, I'll, uh, you go with four eyes, mate,
10:47and I'll go home and get changed.
10:51Well, just because they're asking you lots of questions,
10:53that doesn't mean it's an official interrogation.
10:55Hey, have you tried just saying you didn't mean to do it?
10:59You have?
10:59Oh, okay.
11:01Well, just, yeah, say it again,
11:02and just really put emphasis on the, on the,
11:04I didn't mean to do it.
11:05That's, this is all the thing I'd probably say if I was there.
11:08All right.
11:09Yeah, do that.
11:10More emphasis on it.
11:11And, uh, yeah, just get back to me after that.
11:13Okay.
11:14Hooroo.
11:15How much longer do I?
11:17This is the last time you checked the oil, right?
11:19Seriously?
11:19Yeah.
11:20Oh, well, that's embarrassing.
11:22Look, they're filming all this.
11:23Just.
11:25Hamish, Hamie, distract the cameras.
11:30Look at this guy.
11:31Look at Hamish.
11:32Hamish can juggle.
11:33Hey!
11:49Rod has created his own registration sticker.
11:53The replication is perfect.
11:56Unfortunately, it's the wrong color.
11:59What's this?
12:00Hey?
12:01Yeah, Rod Gaynor.
12:02Should be on your books there.
12:03Ferrari.
12:04It's, no, no, it's not the right sticker, mate.
12:06We didn't get a new sticker here.
12:07We got postal changed and, yeah.
12:10Are you in the club?
12:12Yeah, of course I am.
12:12No, what's the president's name then?
12:15Obama.
12:16Not of America, of the club.
12:18Oh, I don't know.
12:19Come on.
12:20Come on, mate.
12:21Get out of here.
12:21Please.
12:22No, no, spectators can't work.
12:23Come on.
12:25Ain't got time for that.
12:27Look what he's trying to bring in here.
12:34Hamish!
12:36Do us a favor, mate.
12:37Can you, uh, distract that official?
12:40Tom?
12:41Yeah.
12:41What do you got?
12:43Perfect.
12:45Hey, farrier.
12:48Check this out, mate.
12:49Little, uh, little secret move.
12:52I'm going to reverse through the exit.
12:54If the guy looks, I'll just come out the other way.
12:56It's an old trick.
12:57Hey.
12:58Here we go.
13:10I'm impressed.
13:12I'm impressed.
13:35I'm going to reverse through the exit.
13:48Oh, you like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good old trick. Bloody nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Credit where credit's due, you
13:52know.
13:52Thanks, mate. Second thing, you're not going to like this. I'll see you're driving a Japanese car there, all right?
14:01We don't allow that.
14:04Mate, I thought you knew cars. That's not Japanese. That's a Ferrari.
14:11Go and have a look at it, Louis.
14:13Oh, we don't look too close, mate.
14:16Look, I just want to be in the club, man.
14:19Yeah, this Ferrari sticker feels pretty easy.
14:23Well, I knew it.
14:24Coming here with your Japanese car, you're like a spy, aren't you? Behind enemy lines.
14:28No.
14:28Come as my can.
14:29I'd never do that.
14:30Yeah, yeah, boss.
14:35Is that true? You make coffee?
14:37I can.
14:37No, no, he's a lawyer.
14:39Are you a lawyer too?
14:40Yeah.
14:41You're not a cop?
14:42No.
14:43Oh, I'm not a cop.
14:44I hate cops. Especially the one in this town, he's got really short shorts.
14:47Yeah.
14:48So, um, you know, you can help people out if they've got, like, you know, car-related fines or, you
14:55know, illegal modifications, things like that. You could do that?
14:57Yeah, that's what I do. Yeah.
14:59Really?
14:59Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:01Who made the car?
15:04My mate Duane.
15:05Duane!
15:24Hey, how'd you get on?
15:32Yeah, good, good, yeah.
15:34Yeah.
15:35I'm in.
15:35I'm in.
15:36I'm in.
15:37Yeah, but, uh, not the, not the car, so.
15:40What?
15:40Yeah, the car, he's not happy with the car.
15:42But, uh, why?
15:43Dunno.
15:44So, might have to get you to take off with it.
15:47Yeah.
15:48What about me?
15:50Nah, you're not in.
15:51He's not happy with you either.
15:53So, can you take the car and just, just go, and then I'll.
15:59You know how much I've dreamt about this.
16:02Yeah, but we've dreamt about this.
16:05Yeah, I know.
16:06I know, but, um, I just need you to go, Duane.
16:11All right, mate?
16:15I'll just go, Duane.
16:16Go.
16:18Well, let's go then.
16:19Yeah, man.
16:21You gotta go?
16:22I, I, okay.
16:23All right, he's gotta go.
16:31Good one.
16:32Oh, well.
16:33Yeah, yeah.
16:34There you go.
16:36Oh, cheers.
16:37Official.
16:38Official cooler.
16:40That's awesome.
16:48It takes a shit car.
16:50He says, this is your worst car.
16:52What a dreamer.
16:53What was he thinking of?
16:54It's not even the right colour.
16:55It's not even red.
16:56Like, it's orange or something.
16:57That's appalling.
16:59What a waste of time.
17:00Look at how he smells, Rod.
17:03So, listen, Rod.
17:04A few of us here, uh, you know, could really do with a hand, uh...
17:08Oh, yeah?
17:08Yeah.
17:09What do you mean?
17:10A few fines.
17:11A few court appearances coming up.
17:13How many of you are in the shit?
17:15How many of you guys are in the shit?
17:19Just one end, Mark.
17:20I understand, yeah.
17:21I know what it's like when you make a few mistakes.
17:23We all make a few...
17:25Yeah, a few mistakes.
17:25That's all right.
17:27That's quite a few.
17:30Yeah, I suppose...
17:31Oh, so that's...
17:31Yeah.
17:32Can you help us out?
17:38Look, um...
17:45I'll tell you what, I'll, um...
17:48I'll be back in a minute.
17:53I've never seen an orange fryer.
17:55I've never seen...
17:56It doesn't look real.
17:57No.
17:58What was it like when you touched the paint?
18:00Awful.
18:01Was it?
18:01Didn't feel nice?
18:02Nah, it just felt...
18:03Because it should feel nice.
18:05Blank!
18:06Oh, here he comes.
18:08I'm sorry, man.
18:10Yeah.
18:11I made a mistake.
18:13Yeah, well, I thought you never made mistakes.
18:15Who told you that?
18:15Well, you did.
18:16You wrote it down.
18:18Oh, and I was just testing a pen.
18:20Yeah, well, I cut that and kept that.
18:22Oh, mate.
18:25I'm sorry, man.
18:28Well, I knew you'd come back.
18:30You know that song, Blinded by the Light?
18:33Wipped up like a douche.
18:34Yeah, fair call.
18:37I got you this.
18:41Thanks, Rod.
18:41That's for you, mate.
18:44Memento.
18:45Let's go and have lunch, eh?
18:45Nice.
18:46Yeah.
18:47Yeah, okay.
18:47Yeah, okay.
18:47All right.
18:51No, Dad.
18:53Ah, no, I got it.
18:57Right.
18:59There comes a point in one's life when a hobby becomes too serious.
19:03Loyalty, though, isn't a maker or model.
19:05It's a badge of honour.
19:06And you can't just acquire it by becoming part of some club.
19:11Or a tribe.
19:13Get the idea.
19:15And so say all of us.
19:18See?
19:18Oh, wow.
19:21Oh, thanks, guys.
19:22All right, birthday boy.
19:23Your meal's on us.
19:24Thank you very much.
19:25Happy birthday, Dwayne.
19:26Enjoy the night.
19:27Awesome.
19:28Thanks, mate.
19:29Hi, guys.
19:30Hello.
19:31Oh, there he is.
19:33Really, guys?
19:35Oh, come on.
19:36We need a cheering up.
19:37Fair enough.
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:40Watch out.
19:41Yeah, thank you.
20:06I thought you were coming back.
20:08Yeah, they said the same thing about Shackleton.
20:10What?
20:12Shackleton, the explorer.
20:16Look, mate, I really need your help.
20:19Just after you left, a cop showed up with really tight shorts.
20:22Oh, yeah, Mike.
20:23Bust a lot of the guys for unpaid fines.
20:25We hold wed.
20:27Mum finds out she'll close down the club.
20:29Your mum?
20:29Yeah, she's the club president.
20:31I thought you were in charge.
20:32I am when she's away.
20:33Oh, yeah.
20:34She's in Fiji at a loamy massage retreat, actually.
20:36Oh, that sounds all right.
20:37Yeah, it's good.
20:37She's learning a lot.
20:38Oh, good.
20:41I really need a lawyer.
20:42Oh, right.
20:43Yeah.
20:44Well, if I find one, I'll let you know, mate.
20:46Yeah.
20:48Oh, no.
20:50You are one.
20:50Yeah.
20:51That's why you're here.
20:52Yeah.
20:52Okay.
20:53Okay.
20:53I'll give you a hand.
20:54On one condition.
20:55Look, okay.
20:56Yep, fair enough.
20:58Your mate can be in the club and so can the Datsun.
21:01It's not that.
21:02All right.
21:03Here's the condition.
21:04I want you to apologise to Duane.
21:07Okay.
21:08He spent years converting that Datsun into a Ferrari.
21:11Sorry you wasted all that time for converting the Datsun.
21:14No, don't know.
21:15Apologise for the rejection from your club.
21:18Okay.
21:19I'm sorry that the club rejected you, Dwane.
21:23And you in particular.
21:25And me in particular, I'm sorry.
21:27Yeah.
21:30Am I happy with that, Rob?
21:30Yeah, I think you're happy with that, Dwane.
21:32Yeah.
21:34Good.
21:35Now, if you could just sing the Japanese national anthem.
21:39What?
21:43Yeah, that was a joke.
21:45Is that?
21:45Yeah.
21:46Seriously, though, if you could sing it.
21:47Sing it!
21:48Sing it!
21:54Ta-da!
21:56Sit down.
21:57I'm not going to get in.
22:00I thought you really wanted me to sing it.
22:02Oh, yeah, good one.
22:04Yeah, thanks, guys.
22:08Rod Gainer.
22:10Oh, right.
22:12Yeah, it's pretty late now, mate.
22:15Oh, well.
22:17No, well, yes, it's a cell, but it'll be fairly comfortable.
22:21Oh, I'll spring you out first thing in the morning.
22:23Yeah.
22:23No, I just had a bit on today.
22:25Yeah.
22:26Oh, mate.
22:27Yeah.
22:27Oh, you'll be right.
22:27You'll be right.
22:28Is this your only phone call?
22:29Oh, you're cutting out.
22:30You're cutting out.
22:32Oh.
22:39Oh, yeah, now this program was funded by New Zealand On Air.
22:42I told them it was Dwayne's birthday.
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