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00:28The End
00:33Smokescreen, Max! Give him a smokescreen!
00:35Smokescreen!
00:40No, you idiot! The smokescreen pushed the butt back!
00:44Smokescreen!
01:03Get it down!
01:07Get it down!
01:22Get it down!
01:24Get it down!
01:26Take cover, you fools!
01:29Take cover, Indian savages!
01:33Get a pussy!
01:36Savages behind us!
01:38Hey!
01:39Savages attacking us!
01:41Hey, we're in!
01:43Take cover!
01:44Welcome to Baraj.
01:45Yes, thank you, Indian savages attacking us.
01:48Right behind us!
01:50An attack! An attack!
01:51What's funny?
01:52Oh, there was just the sheriff and some of the men dressed up like Indians.
01:57Why, they done rode out to welcome you.
01:59Well, that's very reassuring, Mr. Mayor.
02:01Now, if you will just show us where the gasoliners will be on our way, eh?
02:04On your way?
02:05Yes, you understand every effect and count.
02:06You can't go now!
02:08What do you mean we can't go now?
02:10Gotta have guests, guests, guests, guests!
02:12You're the guest of honor!
02:13Well, I don't want to be a guest of honor!
02:15I shall present you with this here key to the city!
02:18I want a key! What's gas? Gas! Gas! Gas!
02:20As mayor of Baracho, I want...
02:21I want gas!
02:23Then I want it now!
02:24You ain't gonna get no gas till tomorrow!
02:26Tomorrow?
02:27Tomorrow?
02:27You're gonna accept this here key?
02:30You're gonna attend that meeting tonight?
02:32Or if I jumped up, Harry, you're gonna be guest of honor at a necktie party!
02:37Next time!
02:38Well, what kind of cheap present is that?
02:41You listen to me, you cheap, beely-mouthed, third-rate board heater!
02:44Somebody get me a rope!
02:45You want a rope? I got a rope and a car!
02:47A rope!
02:48Dive!
02:48Somebody get me a rope!
02:49Hurry up! They're leaving!
02:51They're leaving!
02:53Get me a rope, somebody!
02:55Get me a rope!
03:08Are you gonna give us any trouble?
03:10I beg your pardon.
03:11We've been planning this here shindig for over a week.
03:14Now, do we string up the bunch of you?
03:16Are you gonna cooperate and be the guest of honor?
03:18Gentlemen, I greet you with cordiality and good cheer, and it's a pleasure to be accorded
03:23this great honor.
03:24Oh, it's a big celebration tonight.
03:26You ain't gonna get no gas till tomorrow.
03:27My friends and I look forward to your celebration and the hospitality of your charming community.
03:33Well, let's enjoy it!
03:35It looks to me like a big night tonight, a big night tonight, a big night tonight, a big night
03:41tonight.
03:41Oh, pass away all the mice want to play, and it looks like a big night tonight, tonight, tonight.
03:51It looks like a big night tonight, and the old cats away all the mice want to play, and it
03:58looks like a big night tonight.
04:35Quiet! Citizens of Borracho! Quiet! Quiet! Citizens of Borracho! Thank you.
04:41As mayor of Borracho, I offer a toast to our guest of honor, the great Leslie.
04:55To the fair city of Borracho.
05:05Now, here she is, the queen of the west, Borracho's own, Lily Olay!
05:18He sleeps out there, out where the coyotes wail.
05:27The reason he ain't at the bar with the boys makes quite a dismal tale.
05:45He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
05:50He ought in the shouldn't have had enough nursery.
05:55You don't get many callers sleeping on the lone prairie.
05:59But he shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
06:04Way out west, we're wild and woolly in order to explain it fully.
06:08We're tall, grown, all grown.
06:13All the men are hairy-chested and all the women double-breasted.
06:18We're ladylike until molested and then we're on our own.
06:22He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
06:26He ought in the shouldn't have had enough felt so free.
06:31His wife gets the insurance and I'm sorry as can be.
06:36But he shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
06:40This here job is mighty trying.
06:43Sometimes the room is fairly flying with high balls.
06:47Eye balls.
06:50One got till somebody got him tore up the joint from top to bottom.
06:54I think I was the one that shot him as near as I recall.
06:59He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
07:03He massacred eight or nine minutes of lazy beef.
07:07He then took on the sheriff and the sheriff's deputy.
07:12But he shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
07:22All you boys remember Harry the Wrangler.
07:25I was set to marry a long man, strong man.
07:31One night he yells, I'm from Texas and sucks me in my solar plexus.
07:35Well, having normal good reflexes I knocked him on his can.
07:40He shouldn't have had enough out in the black my eye.
07:44I'm really a lovable, peaceable kind of guy.
07:49I wouldn't scare a rabbit and I couldn't harm a flea.
07:54But he shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
07:56Ha ha!
08:00Spot on the gas!
08:02Sure!
08:16If this story has a moral, it's when you're looking for a quarrel or showdown.
08:22Slow down, slow down.
08:25If by now you haven't mastered the gentle art of getting plastered,
08:30you're just a lowdown.
08:31You ain't mastered the motto of our town.
08:34You shouldn't have had enough out in the start, no fight.
08:37Our burying ground is a most impressive sight.
08:43The message on them tombstones is as simple as can be.
08:52He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
08:57He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
09:10Howdy, Mayor. Howdy, Sheriff.
09:12Hello there, Curly. Hello there.
09:16And, Lily, this here's our guest of honor, the great Leslie.
09:19It's a pleasure to meet you.
09:20Welcome to Buracho, honey.
09:25Um, won't you join us?
09:28Well, just for a minute, scoot over, honey.
09:30How long you all gonna be here?
09:32Unfortunately, just for the night.
09:33Oh.
09:33We, uh, have to leave in the morning.
09:35That's a pity.
09:36Yes.
09:36I would like to propose a toast to Miss Olay.
09:41Yeah?
09:43It's lucky Texas Jack ain't around.
09:46He'd gun that dude for sure.
09:55Pardon me, Mr. Partner.
09:56Oh.
09:57Who is this Texas Jack?
10:00Who's Texas Jack?
10:02Who?
10:03The roughest, toughest gunslinger in these parts.
10:07Lily's his girl.
10:09Ooh.
10:10Lily's his girl.
10:12Terrific.
10:12Oh.
10:24Oh.
10:25Honey, your smile is downright painful.
10:28Are you a native of Buracho?
10:30I ain't no native.
10:32I was born here.
10:34Mr. Partner.
10:35Yeah.
10:36Where would I find Miss Texas Jack?
10:39He's got a ranch about eight miles south of town.
10:42Well, thank you.
10:47I say I gotta go up and get on about their moon again.
10:50Don't go away.
10:50You hear?
10:51It's been a pleasure to meet you.
10:52Welcome to Buracho, honey.
11:05Texas Jack.
11:08Jack!
11:22Jack!
11:23Now, wait a minute, Jack.
11:25This is a friendly celebration.
11:27Fiddly-dee!
11:29I don't much like the way you're celebrating.
11:31So you just step back, Sheriff, unless you wanna fall back.
11:36Howdy, Jack, honey.
11:49Don't get robbed.
11:50Now, Jack, honey, don't get robbed.
11:51He's a guest of honor.
11:52What?
11:59Now, just a moment.
12:06I'm afraid, sir, you have me at a disadvantage.
12:08I'm afraid, sir, you have me at a disadvantage.
12:08As you can see, I am unarmed.
12:11He's unarmed.
12:20Let's get the guest.
12:21Not yet.
12:23All right, now.
12:24Come on, now.
12:24Everybody stand back and give a man some fighting room.
12:27Uh!
12:29Uh!
12:30Uh!
12:36Now when you give me some fighting room.
12:38Ow!
12:44My camera!
13:07Citizens of burracho! Stop! Music, somebody! Start the music!
13:36Citizens of burracho!
13:56Now will you give me some fighting room?
13:59Sheriff, honey!
14:10Excuse me, please.
14:33Now look what you've done!
14:34Me!
14:36No!
14:38No!
14:41No!
14:43No!
14:46No!
14:48No!
14:51No!
14:53No!
14:54No!
14:54No!
15:06There's the gate!
15:07So fight!
15:08Fight!
15:08Fight in the saloon!
15:10Fight!
15:10Fight in the saloon!
15:13Go!
15:13Go!
15:14Let me be!
15:14Let me be!
15:16I'm not drunk, he's crazy!
15:17He's running back!
15:18Fight in the saloon!
15:20Running the mark, I tell you!
15:26Yes!
15:29Get the gas, idiot!
15:30Get the gas!
15:31Get the gas!
15:37Where's the car?
15:38The car.
15:39Where's the car?
15:40Get the car!
16:00Get the gas!
16:09Get the gas!
16:10Get the gas!
16:11Get the gas!
16:21Take fire!
16:23Let's go.
17:14Now can I have me some fat room?
17:25The pack is full. I'll put the rest of the gas in the seat.
17:27Leave it. Leave it. Can't leave it. Can't leave it for Leslie.
17:30Leave Leslie to me. Start the car.
17:35Switch on!
17:43My apologies.
17:50The gasoline!
17:58We shall win!
18:00No!
18:17No!
18:19No!
18:19No!
18:20No!
18:21No!
18:24No!
18:24No!
18:24No!
18:24No!
18:24No!
18:24No!
18:28No!
18:28No!
18:29No!
18:29No!
18:29No!
18:37Oh, my God.
19:03I'm offering you a lift.
19:11Or would you prefer an engraved invitation?
19:18I might consider an apology.
19:20An apology? For what?
19:23It's 20 miles back to Borracho. You'd never make it.
19:25Well, that's your fault.
19:27My fault?
19:28I warned you, I would not be left behind in Borracho.
19:31You left me no choice, so I had to stow away in Fate's car.
19:35And he cast you adrift.
19:37And if you had provided me with transportation as far as Gromit,
19:40where I could have caught a train, it never would have happened.
19:43Gromit was 100 miles out of our way.
19:46And where are you going now?
19:49Well, because Professor Fate destroyed all the gasoline,
19:52Gromit is a matter of necessity.
19:55And when you reach Gromit, you'll send for gasoline?
19:57Certainly.
19:57But if you were to send for gasoline now,
20:00it would be in Gromit when you arrived.
20:02If I were to send for gasoline now, I would need a telegraph.
20:07Not necessarily.
20:19I will take you no further than Gromit.
20:46Hey, Professor, where are we going?
20:47We saved 15 miles by following the tracks, Max.
20:52Oh, how terrific.
20:54I will take you no further than that.
20:56I will take you no further than that.
21:01I will take you no further than that.
21:05I will take you no further than that.
21:09I will take you no further than that.
21:10I will take you no further than that.
21:12I will take you no further than that.
21:13I will take you no further than that.
21:13I will take you no further than that.
21:13I will take you no further than that.
21:14I will take you no further than that.
21:14I will take you no further than that.
21:16I will take you no further than that.
21:17I will take you no further than that.
21:18I will take you no further than that.
21:22I will take you no further than that.
21:35is that gasoline sure is oh fine let me give me a hand wait a minute nobody gets nothing till
21:44it's signed for of course you m dubois i beg your pardon gasoline's consigned to m dubois what oh i'm
21:53dubois i knew it you got some identification what did i tell you i told you not to trust her
21:58my press
22:00card okay just sign on the line what if i don't sign you see look ma'am you don't sign
22:10you don't get
22:10no gas well mr leslie you wish to continue the race so do i as far as the west coast
22:17if she goes
22:19i stay hezekiah you're gonna sign or do i send the gas back to new york mr bois this is
22:27very gas is
22:27yours if you take me to the west coast under the circumstances i consider that a fair exchange
22:32load the gas back on the train excuse me she's not signing and the train's leaving in five minutes
22:37just one moment please sir i will not leave without hezekiah if i can change his mind
22:45all right suppose you don't change his mind well then i shall take this train back to new york
22:59sir let me give you a hand with the gasoline boys would you care to join me
23:08hezekiah i understand how you feel but i beg you to reconsider
23:14a deal is a deal
23:20well then i guess i'll have to hurry or i'll miss my train
23:23goodbye hezekiah you mean
23:27well a deal is a deal it's been wonderful knowing you what about the gas i signed for it
23:35oh oh oh oh well i'm sorry you see this race ain't the right place for a woman
23:41i understand
23:44well
23:47would you take me to the train oh yes ma'am
23:56boys and girls this is a six-cylinder automobile with an overhead cam that can produce it was built
24:02by a company especially for me for this race
24:04it
24:24he um he just wouldn't listen i told him and um he said that um well he's he's had enough
24:33and um
24:34he didn't think he could win anyway and um uh he said he was uh gonna go back to new
24:41york
24:43that's double-crossing female hey hey boss
24:48boss
24:50hey conductor
24:52you are trying my patience madam
24:55we know our rights
24:57you're obstructing traffic and you're disturbing the peace
25:00and you are exceeding your authority i ain't exceeding nothing lady then arrest us what
25:07arrest us i dare you
25:10we want you
25:18sorry sir i want you to run over to city hall and bail out mrs goodbody yes sir in about
25:23two hours
25:24yes sir
25:25i don't know
25:31we want you
25:32we want you
25:34we want you
25:35we want you
25:36we want you
25:36we want you
25:36we want you
25:36we want you
25:37we want you
25:39we want you
25:53we want you
25:59In winter, one Kwakiutl in a blanket froze.
26:03But two Kwakiutls in the same blanket...
26:09Yes.
26:10...were warmer.
26:19Would you hold this, please?
26:21Champagne.
26:23You put alcohol in the radiator of the automobile to keep it from freezing, don't you?
26:28Hmm?
26:41I can't see a thing.
26:44Neither can I.
26:48Maybe we'd better stop.
26:57I can't stand it. I'm freezing to death.
27:00Shut up.
27:03Even the thermometer is frozen.
27:06Everything's frozen.
27:13Look at that.
27:29Look at that.
27:30It won't take long to grow back. It's only a half a mustache.
27:53What was that?
27:55I don't know.
27:57Well, I'll go see.
28:12Mr. Boer, please.
28:33Mr. Boer, please.
28:35Hello, Mr. Boer.
28:46This is for you.
28:52Oh, I'm so terribly sorry.
28:56I thought you were Maximalian.
28:58Nothing to worry about.
29:00We have a lot more champagne in the car.
29:02Oh.
29:24Profession!
29:26Yes!
29:29Where are you?
29:32Behind the rock!
29:34Behind which rock?
29:40This rock, you idiot!
29:43Come on.
29:53Close the door and hurry it.
29:55Bring it up.
29:56Up!
30:04We're safe up here.
30:06Yeah, yeah, safe here.
30:20My apologies.
30:21There's a polar bear in our car.
30:23If you don't leave this car immediately, I shall personally feed you to the bear.
30:28If the bears don't get us, we'll certainly freeze to death out there.
30:32Freeze right up.
30:32As far as freezing is concerned, you have the same chance that we have.
30:36Not if you put us out in the blizzard!
30:38Listen, it's going very bad.
30:40May I point out that you've completely demolished my top.
30:43And there's very little difference between the blizzard out there and in here.
30:48Except that you have blankets and stimulants.
30:50Stimulants.
30:50Stimulants.
30:51He's right.
30:53Mr. Boy, you're not suggesting that I...
30:55If two in a blanket stand a better chance at the grunt.
30:58Than four in a blanket.
30:59He's a cheat and a liar.
31:01That's beside the point.
31:03He's not the point.
31:03The point is that we're freezing.
31:05Yes, and the time has come to cast aside our personal differences.
31:09Bury the hatchet.
31:11And you know who has the hatchet.
31:13He doesn't have a hatchet, I promise you.
31:15He doesn't even have a whole mustache.
31:16Now why can't we settle this whole thing underneath the blanket?
31:18Yes, he's right.
31:19We must get underneath the blankets together.
31:22Close together.
31:23Therefore, it will be necessary to lower the seat.
31:26Lower the seat.
31:27Lower the seat.
31:28I got it.
31:30Ah, the hatchet.
31:31Don't push.
31:32Come at the foot.
31:33Watch that foot.
31:36Oh.
31:36I beg your pardon.
31:38Champagne, Professor.
31:39Oh, thank you.
31:42This is terrific.
31:44May I propose a toast?
31:48What's so funny?
31:49Something wrong.
31:50What happened to your mustache?
31:52I broke it off.
31:54You what?
31:55I broke it off.
31:56It was frozen.
31:57Look.
31:58Ow!
32:16Oh, what time is it?
32:19Just a moment.
32:31Just a moment.
32:347.30.
32:39Good morning.
32:40Good morning.
32:41Oh, very big, very big.
32:44The head's very big.
32:45Time to get up.
32:49Professor, time to get up.
32:52Come on, Professor.
32:53Rise and shine.
32:55Rise and shine!
32:577.30.
32:58Then you rise, you shine.
33:01He's always like this in the morning.
33:03I'm not always like this in the morning.
33:05This particular morning, I happen to be seasick.
33:08Too much champagne.
33:09I'm not sick from champagne.
33:11I'm sick from the sea.
33:12It's not necessary to yell at me.
33:14I'll yell at whoever I want to yell at.
33:17Always yells like this in the morning.
33:18Let me out of here.
33:227.30 in the morning, you idiots.
33:26I'm seasick.
33:28Ah!
33:30Rise and shine.
33:33Rise and shine!
33:37Help!
33:39Max!
33:41Max!
33:42Max!
33:44I'm calling for Max!
33:46Help!
33:47I got you!
33:48I got you!
33:49I got you!
34:10They say there's a dream in the forest.
34:15A dream that will give you a sign.
34:21Come along with me to the sweet heart tree.
34:27Come and carve your name next to mine.
34:33They say if you give the right sweet heart,
34:38the one you've been waiting for.
34:42May blossoms of wine will burst into sight,
34:49and your love will be true evermore.
35:19They say if you kiss the right sweet heart,
35:23The one you can wait for
35:30The blossoms of wine will burst into sight
35:35And your love will be true evermore
36:01You're wasting your time
36:03Perhaps
36:05We're melting
36:07Slowly
36:08We're gonna sink
36:11Eventually
36:11Then you're wasting your time
36:14I shall place this log
36:18In a watertight container
36:20If found, it shall provide valuable information
36:24For those who may follow
36:27Valuable information
36:28For those who may follow
36:30Professor
36:31What?
36:31I got an idea
36:32What?
36:33Instead of the book
36:34Why don't you and me get into the watertight container?
36:37Shut up
36:38Well, we gotta do something
36:40Oh, don't worry
36:41Before this iceberg melts and we drown like rats
36:44We're gonna do plenty
36:45Yeah?
36:46What?
36:46We're gonna starve
36:51Mr. Bois, I recommend we have cold meals from now on
36:54We're melting fast enough as it is
36:57What difference does it make?
36:58A few hours, one way or another
37:01Minutes have made the difference in survival, Mr. Bois
37:05Mr. Leslie
37:06I suspect you are being unrealistically optimistic for my benefit
37:10And it isn't at all necessary
37:12We're lost on an iceberg
37:14And we're doomed to drift with the tide
37:16And slowly melt
37:20You're a brave woman, Mr. Bois
37:23Red sky
37:27So what?
37:29Gonna be a storm
37:31What are you talking about?
37:33Red sky in the morning, sailor take water
37:36Why, you thimble-headed gherkin
37:38Do you realize the odds against the storm in this part of the ocean at this time of the year?
37:42The what?
37:42Hundred to one
37:49Tie the rope down with the rope
37:51Tie the rope down with the rope
37:57Throw me a rope
38:02Just relax, we got you
38:04We got you
38:04We got you, Professor
38:08Hey
38:09Red sky in the morning, sailor take water
38:12Why, you thimble-headed gherkin
38:18Max!
38:54Red sky in the morning, sailor take water
39:19Dame in the morning, sailor take water
39:22There, you line up, sailor take water
39:25And, sort of, can you bail us
39:47ŃŠµŠ³ulate down the top?",
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