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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10Next, go!
00:01:29Do you know what?
00:01:35Are you guys who doesn't do this?
00:01:37What would you say?
00:01:39Let's do it!
00:01:39The door opens.
00:01:39It looks like this, it's not just the pain you do.
00:01:40Your love just makes me jealous.
00:01:42You can eat.
00:01:51Break up?
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
00:02:06tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
00:02:14who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink,
00:02:22and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of what, whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:53I love you, too.
00:02:58I love you.
00:03:04I love you.
00:04:39Who's there?
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:46Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:54Um...
00:04:54We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:57With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:38I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry.
00:06:00I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry.
00:06:14I get a little flirty
00:06:17when I'm drunk.
00:06:18Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way,
00:06:23there's a new dating app
00:06:24that just came out
00:06:25called Love Sweat.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:32Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because
00:06:37I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:12Love Swipe's going to make
00:07:14a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished,
00:07:28you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All
00:07:32mine.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:49We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you
00:07:56and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend
00:08:03and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:16but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:23Lily, I want you to be in love
00:08:25and I want you to be happy,
00:08:28but
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me.
00:09:03Love Swipe uses a unique approach
00:09:07with potential for true love guaranteed on every match
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:18And with restrained, tasteful marketing
00:09:21like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:31Now, I think this is the beginning
00:09:32of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-wrecked me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-wrecked me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that,
00:10:30I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case...
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Camera's in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:02Last three years of my life
00:11:04have led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:10I'm finally going to meet
00:11:11the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you,
00:11:15gorgeous,
00:11:15whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl
00:11:33hanging out with her best friend
00:11:34and her ex-boyfriend
00:11:35who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you
00:11:39you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app
00:11:46while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No!
00:11:50If either of you says one more word
00:11:52about that stupid app,
00:11:53I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my God.
00:12:05Are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later
00:12:12when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:17I'll try your stupid app
00:12:18just to prove that both of you
00:12:20were horrible people
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date-raped me.
00:12:48What?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date
00:12:51and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:54you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:07I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:49Billy, you idiot.
00:13:50Billy, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever-
00:14:01Jake, wait.
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:05Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:12You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:38She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch
00:15:09at school, and I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:14So I just make a run for it.
00:15:17When, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:23I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29Yup.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:33Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried a lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:42Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Hmm?
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:13I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean-
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just-
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:36I said I believe in love.
00:17:40But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:56No.
00:17:57No.
00:18:05My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25And I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I've never had any siblings.
00:18:49I've never had any siblings.
00:18:50But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned eleven.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with a-
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21For sharing your past with me.
00:19:48Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55All right, let's go and warm up those bodies, getting the body moving, feeling good.
00:20:01Wait, are you? Are you promoting the app? Am I on camera?
00:20:11No, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know, I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on, you're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy? What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry. I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance! You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah. Oh yeah, here we go. This is it.
00:20:48Mama, you're being stiff.
00:20:51See? Oh, I'm kind of better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are. You're a little stiff.
00:20:55Uh oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open up! Come in!
00:20:57What's that?
00:20:59Whoa!
00:21:00Whoa!
00:21:02Ooh!
00:21:08Ooh!
00:21:12Ooh!
00:21:14Ooh!
00:21:15Ooh!
00:21:16Ooh!
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but...
00:21:56This one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm.
00:22:00And...
00:22:01They were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream.
00:22:10Because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:28Oh.
00:22:29You know, I...
00:22:31I was just fired.
00:22:34Rather dramatically.
00:22:35From a major social media company.
00:22:39Right as I was getting huge.
00:22:41So...
00:22:43So you work in tech?
00:22:45Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you...
00:22:51Want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you, I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:01Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work...
00:23:09In, uh...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very...
00:23:15Secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I...
00:23:18Wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA.
00:23:21So I just...
00:23:22Oh, I...
00:23:23I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:32Please?
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:46Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50Alright, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:02Lily doll.
00:24:04Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:10Alright.
00:24:10Little harder.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:12Alright.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:14Good job.
00:24:15Alright, next we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine.
00:24:24Just...
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26Alright, next.
00:24:26Bud.
00:24:26Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:33Um...
00:24:34No.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08I'm sorry.
00:25:09Can't protect you.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:13I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:31The next time...
00:25:33I ask if I need help.
00:25:34I've been training for years.
00:25:53Let's get out of here.
00:25:58date number four
00:26:05where's your bathroom
00:26:07it's just right there
00:26:18you know you didn't have to bring me home
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter
00:26:25there's a lot of things I've told you
00:26:30there's a lot of things I want to show you
00:26:32oh yeah
00:26:34like what
00:26:54come here and I'll show you
00:27:02all my life I was looking for a sign
00:27:08wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind
00:27:32you have the most beautiful body I've ever seen
00:27:48it's yours
00:27:51you can touch me
00:28:06hold on a second
00:28:07it's okay
00:28:09I want to
00:28:12please stop
00:28:16what's wrong
00:28:17I want you
00:28:20so much
00:28:24I have to wait for the app
00:28:27we have to wait for the app
00:28:29are you kidding
00:28:30screw that stupid app
00:28:32the app isn't stupid
00:28:39I'm sorry
00:28:39I really
00:28:41I just think we should wait
00:28:46okay
00:28:50fine
00:28:51I guess I'll
00:28:53see you at our next date
00:29:03that was too damn close for comfort
00:29:08I've got to take things up a notch
00:29:13it's time for the contingency
00:29:30what the hell
00:29:33where is she
00:29:36what are you talking about
00:29:38Lily what are you doing
00:29:39don't even try to stop me
00:29:41Lily please
00:29:42just tell me where she is
00:29:44okay
00:29:44don't lie to me
00:29:45we'll end things right here
00:29:46I won't even be mad
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me
00:29:49okay
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about
00:29:50I'm not an idiot
00:29:52Jake
00:29:52I've been cheated on before
00:29:53tell me where she is
00:29:55there's no one here
00:29:56who are you talking about
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about
00:30:07it was just here
00:30:09what are you talking about
00:30:11I got an email
00:30:12with nudes
00:30:13of some woman in your apartment
00:30:14and they weren't selfies
00:30:15so I know that you took them
00:30:16I'm sorry
00:30:19but there is
00:30:20no woman
00:30:21naked or clothed
00:30:23in here
00:30:25you
00:30:25are the only person
00:30:26I want naked in my apartment
00:30:28Lily
00:30:29really
00:30:30I swear it
00:30:32I'm sorry
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy
00:30:35I just
00:30:35I can't go through that again
00:30:38you won't have to
00:30:43I promise
00:30:52what are you doing
00:30:54I changed my mind
00:30:57I want you
00:30:58right now
00:31:00right now
00:31:00right now
00:31:07baby
00:31:08it's you
00:31:09in my room
00:31:11it's you
00:31:12it's you
00:31:14it's you
00:31:14it's you
00:31:38it's you
00:31:41sorry
00:31:44I'm sorry
00:31:45I just
00:31:46I really want to
00:31:49I'm still shaken up by those photos
00:31:52and you know what
00:31:54love swipe is working
00:31:58I think we should wait
00:32:00okay
00:32:01yeah
00:32:03we can wait
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you
00:32:08I promise
00:32:14as soon as
00:32:15love swipe gives us permission
00:32:18you can have me
00:32:21all of me
00:32:32yes
00:32:49oh no
00:32:54so he's definitely not a date rapist
00:32:56no
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning
00:32:59he's a perfect gentleman who slept on my couch and made me eggs
00:33:02you're sure you trust this guy
00:33:04not that you'd know anything about trust
00:33:08but yeah
00:33:09yeah I did
00:33:10what does he do for work
00:33:12he's in tech
00:33:15why are you guys acting so weird
00:33:16there
00:33:17there's something we need to tell you about Jake
00:33:19something you may
00:33:21not want to hear
00:33:22what do you mean
00:33:25I wasn't reasonably talking about
00:33:28I'm joking
00:33:28yeah you're being an ass
00:33:29right
00:33:30I don't know
00:33:30that's fine
00:33:31she's small
00:33:37are you sure you're alright
00:33:39I'm fine
00:33:42ask Jake about his work
00:33:44finally I can see what's happening
00:33:47now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:49push him to tell the truth
00:33:52and then he'll be mine again
00:33:54my friends didn't tell him yet
00:33:56you mean those two
00:33:59who are in disguise
00:34:00every single time we come here
00:34:01they
00:34:02yeah
00:34:02didn't they cheat on you
00:34:04behind your back
00:34:06only because of that stupid app
00:34:07okay
00:34:08can we not
00:34:09blame the app
00:34:17Jake Wright
00:34:17you're a 30 under 30
00:34:23what do you do for work
00:34:25I'm in tech
00:34:26I told you
00:34:29my friends
00:34:31they received an envelope
00:34:32with documents
00:34:34saying that you're an app developer
00:34:39what kind of apps do you develop
00:34:41please don't mind
00:34:44okay
00:34:45I'm
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you
00:34:47but that's because I trust you
00:34:50and you have to promise
00:34:51not to tell anyone else
00:34:52okay
00:34:53okay
00:34:54I promise
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:58I'm
00:34:59I started a
00:35:08I started an app
00:35:10and I'm looking for investors
00:35:13and I'm just
00:35:14poor app developer
00:35:15looking for backing
00:35:18I'm sorry
00:35:19do you believe me
00:35:23of course I believe you
00:35:24just
00:35:26thank you for being honest with me
00:35:37she wants honesty
00:35:40or she's gonna get it
00:35:53so
00:35:56what kind of poor
00:35:56are we talking
00:35:57like
00:35:57your
00:35:58parents
00:35:59pay your rent
00:36:00or
00:36:01you're still a rich tech guy
00:36:02but just not as rich
00:36:03as a super rich tech guy
00:36:04all I can say
00:36:05is
00:36:06if this
00:36:07app takes off
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry
00:36:09about money
00:36:10you got this
00:36:14okay
00:36:16lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:17that's so crazy
00:36:18it's almost like it's listening
00:36:19to a conversation
00:36:21actually
00:36:21it's
00:36:22perceived intuition
00:36:23is
00:36:24machine learning
00:36:25from
00:36:26thorough scrapping
00:36:27of social media platforms
00:36:29how do you know that
00:36:32just a guess
00:36:34pretty sure
00:36:34other apps
00:36:35he's in
00:36:35well
00:36:36I'm not scared
00:36:37of some lie detector test
00:36:38there's nothing
00:36:39I wouldn't tell you
00:36:42do you feel the same
00:36:45yeah
00:36:45actually there's somewhere
00:36:47I gotta be
00:36:48we should get out of here
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you
00:36:56Lily Niblock
00:36:56prepare
00:36:58for heartbreak
00:37:01so
00:37:02how does this work again
00:37:04the machine
00:37:05analyzes our answers
00:37:06and makes
00:37:07little TV
00:37:08show noises
00:37:09nervous
00:37:10but excited
00:37:13that's it true
00:37:14so you ready
00:37:15yeah
00:37:16absolutely
00:37:19Jake are you sure
00:37:21yes
00:37:22I'm sure
00:37:24ask about his job
00:37:28so
00:37:29Jake are you an app developer
00:37:31yes
00:37:35what kind of apps do you develop
00:37:37um
00:37:39two apps for
00:37:41statistical analysis
00:37:43and one for
00:37:44social media scrubbing
00:37:46social media scrubbing
00:37:48like our dating app
00:37:49yep
00:37:50just like that
00:37:53have you developed
00:37:54any other apps
00:37:56well
00:37:57um
00:37:59are you okay
00:38:02yeah
00:38:02yep
00:38:08there isn't anything
00:38:09you could tell me
00:38:10I wouldn't understand
00:38:13I'm pulling for you
00:38:16and I trust you
00:38:16okay
00:38:19okay
00:38:31have you developed
00:38:32any other apps
00:38:34have you developed
00:38:35any other apps
00:38:39nope
00:38:44why are you lying to me
00:38:45I'm
00:38:46I'm not
00:38:47I'm not
00:38:47I swear
00:38:47I swear
00:38:51Lily do you trust me
00:38:53I think so
00:38:55and are you attracted to me
00:38:58yes
00:39:00and are you ready to find true love
00:39:04yes
00:39:06I'm ready to find love
00:39:09are you sure
00:39:10yes I'm sure
00:39:13Lily what's
00:39:13what's going on
00:39:14you said
00:39:15that you were ready
00:39:16for the real thing
00:39:17Jake I promise
00:39:18I am ready
00:39:19for the real thing
00:39:22sorry that's
00:39:23not the more
00:39:24you said that you were ready
00:39:25for real love
00:39:28I'm sorry
00:39:54please
00:39:55what are you doing here
00:39:56I just wanted to talk with you
00:39:58about the app
00:40:00yeah
00:40:12so
00:40:14what's wrong with the app
00:40:15oh no
00:40:16nothing
00:40:18that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:20um
00:40:21I
00:40:23I was really
00:40:25hurting
00:40:26after we broke up
00:40:28so
00:40:28after a day or so
00:40:31I
00:40:31downloaded the app
00:40:33and
00:40:34I matched with someone
00:40:35and
00:40:37Jake
00:40:38you were right
00:40:40what do you mean
00:40:42I mean
00:40:43I met someone
00:40:43Jake
00:40:44the app
00:40:45works
00:40:46and I'm proof
00:40:47I mean
00:40:48we are talking
00:40:49about getting married
00:40:51great
00:40:52well I'm
00:40:53I'm happy for you
00:40:56well
00:40:57what about you
00:40:58have you
00:40:59matched with anyone
00:41:00uh
00:41:01yeah
00:41:03yeah
00:41:04okay
00:41:05tell me about her
00:41:06is she pretty
00:41:08honestly
00:41:09it's
00:41:12things aren't going that well
00:41:15well
00:41:16you don't
00:41:18you're not trying to say
00:41:19it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:20because
00:41:20I mean
00:41:20I know the app works
00:41:22you were right
00:41:23all along
00:41:25Jake
00:41:28I just don't know anymore
00:41:31well
00:41:33I really hope you two
00:41:34work things out
00:41:39I just wanted to
00:41:40thank you in person
00:41:42we really did
00:41:43make something special
00:41:45together
00:41:55okay
00:41:55just because
00:41:56me and my match
00:41:58are having issues
00:42:01I'm falling in love
00:42:02with her
00:42:03and I'm happy for you
00:42:04but I think you should go
00:42:06I'm so sorry Jake
00:42:08I'm so sorry
00:42:09you're
00:42:09you're right
00:42:10again
00:42:11you know
00:42:12we're
00:42:13in love with other people
00:42:14and
00:42:15I need to respect that
00:42:18I'm sorry
00:42:28we got you Jake
00:42:30let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:32feels about this
00:42:40I'm never gonna find love again
00:42:42all men are liars
00:42:45and the worst part is
00:42:46the two of you made me a liar
00:42:47I can't even trust my own heart
00:42:51I'm sorry Lily
00:42:53screw you Kim
00:43:05five minutes ago
00:43:07that asshole
00:43:16get you
00:43:16all right
00:43:18Lily
00:43:19it's so good to see you
00:43:21okay what's going on
00:43:22do you think I'm an idiot Jake
00:43:24no of course not
00:43:25then where is she
00:43:26who
00:43:28don't gaslight me
00:43:29I'm not crazy
00:43:30I know you're hiding things from me
00:43:32okay I promise
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:35liar
00:43:36you're lying to me
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:39what video
00:43:47no no no this can't be happening again
00:43:49Lily
00:43:50give me your phone
00:43:54just what I thought
00:43:55no traditional trace of malware
00:43:58so it's not hacked
00:44:01you did get an email
00:44:03and that the video was
00:44:04mysteriously deleted
00:44:06because
00:44:07I was
00:44:08kissing another woman in it
00:44:12wait
00:44:14what are you saying
00:44:15that woman
00:44:17was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:18and she is a
00:44:20brilliant
00:44:22coder
00:44:22and hacker
00:44:23but also
00:44:26extremely
00:44:27unstable
00:44:29but why was she here
00:44:31why were you kissing her
00:44:33she came over to
00:44:35tell me she was in love
00:44:36with someone else
00:44:38but then she
00:44:40she kissed me
00:44:42just for a moment
00:44:46but
00:44:46in that moment
00:44:48I realized
00:44:49how much
00:44:50that I love you
00:44:53that you're the only person
00:44:55I want to be with
00:45:01do you forgive me?
00:45:06you lied to me
00:45:07again
00:45:08take right
00:45:09you kissed another woman
00:45:11and then you hid it from me
00:45:13well if we stop
00:45:16I'm sorry
00:45:18yeah
00:45:19you are
00:45:19will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know
00:45:23all I know is that
00:45:24I can't stand me
00:45:24the same room
00:45:25as you right now
00:45:29we wait
00:45:31Lily
00:45:37oh my god
00:45:38did you see
00:45:39the look
00:45:39on that sad
00:45:40bitch's face
00:45:42now
00:45:43it's time to put
00:45:44the final nail
00:45:45in this girl's coffin
00:45:53you and Jake Wright
00:45:54have been unmatched
00:45:57what?
00:45:59no
00:46:03true love awaits
00:46:04with your new match
00:46:05Mitchell Stevens
00:46:09this can't be happening
00:46:12come on Jake
00:46:13please pick up
00:46:15Jake
00:46:16Lily
00:46:17I just got a notification
00:46:19we were unmatched
00:46:20on the app
00:46:21same one
00:46:22tragic as it is
00:46:23I think it's for the best
00:46:26why are you saying that?
00:46:28clearly we have some issues
00:46:29and if I'm being honest
00:46:30I want to
00:46:31sex here a woman
00:46:32who's super intelligent
00:46:33ready for real love
00:46:34Jake wait
00:46:39I can't believe him
00:46:43true love awaits
00:46:45with your new match
00:46:46Mitchell Stevens
00:46:46alright Mitchell Stevens
00:46:49get ready to meet
00:46:51the hottest girl
00:46:51you've ever seen
00:47:02you must be Lily
00:47:04might I say
00:47:05your profile picture
00:47:06does not do that
00:47:07beautiful body justice
00:47:09god damn
00:47:10so uh Mitchell was it
00:47:14what do you do for a living?
00:47:16isn't it obvious babe
00:47:17I get paid
00:47:18and I get laid
00:47:19come again?
00:47:20oh don't worry
00:47:21you will
00:47:21excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model babe
00:47:25isn't it obvious?
00:47:26no
00:47:26it's not
00:47:27and you already said that
00:47:29sorry
00:47:30I'm just super distracted
00:47:31by that tight pod
00:47:32you're rocking
00:47:33underneath that dress
00:47:34can't wait to get
00:47:35that thing off
00:47:36and on my floor
00:47:37where it belongs
00:47:38you know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake
00:47:41hey wait
00:47:43tonight's the night
00:47:45I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:46the truth about
00:47:46creating love swipe
00:47:47and if she'll have me
00:47:49I will treasure her
00:47:50for the rest of my life
00:47:52I'm coming for you Lily
00:47:54hey wait
00:47:56let go of my arm
00:47:57hey the app hooked us up
00:47:59babe
00:47:59we're soulmates
00:48:00meant to be
00:48:01I don't love you
00:48:03I love Jake
00:48:05I love Jake
00:48:08I love Jake
00:48:09and I need to go
00:48:11right now
00:48:12hey not so fast
00:48:18get off me you creep
00:48:25Jake
00:48:27no Jake wait
00:48:30Jake
00:48:32Jake wait
00:48:35please
00:48:36it's not what it seems
00:48:39really
00:48:40really
00:48:40because I just watched you
00:48:41kiss another man
00:48:42that wasn't me
00:48:43on our seventh day
00:48:44please let me explain
00:48:46no there's nothing to explain
00:48:48you got cheated up
00:48:49on your asshole boyfriend
00:48:50now you're cheating on me
00:48:53we were unmatched
00:48:56I called you
00:48:57and you broke it off
00:48:58you humiliated me
00:49:00stop lying to me Lily
00:49:03I want us to be honest
00:49:04with each other
00:49:05but you're lying
00:49:06to my face
00:49:08I'm not lying to you
00:49:15love's wife matched me
00:49:17with that stupid meathead
00:49:18I only went out with him
00:49:20to get back at you
00:49:21and when I saw him
00:49:24when he kissed me
00:49:28I realized the only person
00:49:29I wanted to kiss
00:49:30was you
00:49:31please you have to believe me
00:49:38you're saying that all
00:49:39that happened
00:49:40today
00:49:42that I called you
00:49:43and we unmatched
00:49:44and I broke up with you
00:49:45I guess why would I lie
00:49:46about that
00:49:48it's not safe
00:49:49we gotta go Lily
00:49:51Jake you're scaring me
00:49:52what do you mean
00:49:53it's not safe
00:49:53trust me
00:49:54we need to go right now
00:49:56okay
00:49:57let's go
00:50:02this is my parents cabin
00:50:04they moved overseas
00:50:05so it's all mine now
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything
00:50:11I don't understand
00:50:12why is it safe here
00:50:15no cell phone service
00:50:17no internet
00:50:19it's just us here
00:50:22okay
00:50:22Jake I need you to explain
00:50:24why are we safe
00:50:25in a cabin in the woods
00:50:27please don't make me regret this
00:50:31do you remember
00:50:33my ex-girlfriend I told you about
00:50:36Elise
00:50:38yeah
00:50:39there's something I need to tell you
00:50:44the day
00:50:46I broke up with her
00:50:49Sue
00:50:49I'll kill
00:50:50I will destroy you
00:50:53Jake Wright
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:58what she said
00:51:00what I'm afraid she's
00:51:02capable of doing
00:51:05it's the only place
00:51:07I feel like we're
00:51:08safe
00:51:11I'm so sorry that happened
00:51:15she sounds
00:51:17unwell
00:51:20wow
00:51:22you look
00:51:23so beautiful
00:51:24lovely
00:51:26you look
00:51:28very handsome
00:51:32you don't know how much
00:51:34I wish this was our
00:51:35seventh date
00:51:37do you mind getting wet
00:51:40what's that supposed to mean
00:51:43come with me
00:51:44and I'll show you
00:51:49here
00:52:04it's been a crazy day
00:52:06but I'm thankful you're here
00:52:08me too
00:52:11Jake I
00:52:12I feel safe
00:52:13when I'm with you
00:52:16you know
00:52:17on the
00:52:18seventh date
00:52:21love swipe
00:52:22gives couples
00:52:23the option
00:52:24to
00:52:29to what
00:52:35be with each other
00:52:38well if love swipe says
00:52:40soon
00:52:44put me on the
00:52:46altar
00:52:46cause you can't be
00:52:47tamed
00:52:48silence
00:52:50underneath
00:52:50your flame
00:52:52cut the cords
00:52:53around me
00:52:54as I speak
00:52:55your name
00:52:56it's never
00:52:57gonna be
00:52:58the same
00:53:00even though
00:53:01I loved you
00:53:01it was all
00:53:02in vain
00:53:16this
00:53:16ends
00:53:17now
00:53:19no
00:53:21I am going to win
00:53:22Jake back
00:53:23even if it means
00:53:25I need to get rid of
00:53:26Lily Niblock
00:53:26once
00:53:27and for all
00:53:38last night was
00:53:39I know
00:53:53we should be getting
00:53:54our notification
00:53:55for our last date
00:53:57if anything happens
00:53:59just come to my place
00:54:00and we'll
00:54:01deal with it together
00:54:03don't worry about me
00:54:06nothing can keep me
00:54:07from you
00:54:07not even your
00:54:08crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:21okay
00:54:37you want
00:54:40come and get him
00:54:43long guard bitch
00:54:47to love
00:54:47and to love swipe
00:54:53meet Jake for a
00:54:54private rendezvous
00:54:54in the wine lounge
00:54:56of your favorite bar
00:54:59aww
00:54:59the app is having us
00:55:00to our final date
00:55:01in the wine lounge
00:55:02it's where our first
00:55:03date was
00:55:04it's so sweet
00:55:04be careful Lily
00:55:06his ex sounds crazy
00:55:08want me to walk you back
00:55:09you guys need to calm down
00:55:11I
00:55:12I'm about to have
00:55:13another amazing night
00:55:14with the man of my dreams
00:55:42buyers
00:55:43all
00:55:43you
00:55:43have
00:55:43and
00:55:43you
00:55:43and
00:55:43you
00:55:45have
00:55:45no
00:55:53nice to meet you two both without disguises i'm jake by the way it's him tanya
00:56:01you hurt my best friend i'll chop off your balls i think she's had enough hurt for one
00:56:06month don't you think too shy have you seen lily love swight said i was supposed to meet
00:56:13her at her apartment but she's not there it just told her to meet you for a private dinner
00:56:17at the wine lounge she said that's where you two had your first date
00:56:28lily
00:56:45police it was you so is you
00:56:55where are you police
00:57:01my cabin
00:57:03lily
00:57:04you made me hurt her
00:57:14i don't want to hurt you
00:57:17i just wanted jake back but then he fell for you
00:57:21i don't get mad that he never loved you
00:57:25do you even know who i am his crazy ex-girlfriend
00:57:30i was his partner his closest collaborator
00:57:34on behalf of the man i love
00:57:38oh you still don't get it do you you little slut
00:57:41jake and i are app developers jake is the creator of this
00:57:45let it go please
00:57:49i don't think so jake
00:57:50dustin
00:57:52jake don't embarrass yourself we all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight
00:57:58that's right rub back up
00:58:07jake you should know not to hit girls
00:58:09some guys only learn the hard way
00:58:18jake you came for me
00:58:19of course i did
00:58:21you might go
00:58:25you're not so fast
00:58:29step away from her jake
00:58:31please don't do this please
00:58:33you don't get to tell me
00:58:34what i can do
00:58:36now step
00:58:38okay
00:58:39okay
00:58:46now here's what's gonna happen
00:58:47jake
00:58:48i am gonna give you
00:58:49to the count of three
00:58:51to tell lily here
00:58:52how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship
00:58:55or
00:58:56i'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in
00:59:00her
00:59:01head
00:59:01got it
00:59:03one
00:59:05jake what is she saying
00:59:08two
00:59:09jake
00:59:11three
00:59:12wait
00:59:15okay
00:59:16please
00:59:17i'll tell her
00:59:19don't
00:59:19toy with me jake
00:59:21i promise
00:59:25she's right
00:59:27please and i weren't just a couple
00:59:29we collaborated
00:59:30we made
00:59:33dating apps together
00:59:36last month
00:59:36we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet
00:59:42love swipe
00:59:44i created the app
00:59:45that we've been using this entire time
00:59:47so you
00:59:49you lied to me
00:59:52yes
00:59:54you manipulated
00:59:55yes
00:59:58but that doesn't matter now
00:59:59because over the last week
01:00:01i've realized something even more important
01:00:05i don't love you lily
01:00:11i thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life
01:00:16show me how to find real love
01:00:19i trusted
01:00:20what we created beliefs
01:00:23but i was wrong
01:00:26i don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match
01:00:29i matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:32for love swipe
01:00:35you're my best friend
01:00:38my confidant
01:00:40my lover
01:00:43you are a
01:00:44brilliant
01:00:46beautiful
01:00:46and powerful woman
01:00:49i need to tell you something that
01:00:51i've been afraid to say up until now
01:00:55tell me
01:00:56and i'm yours
01:00:59i'm sorry
01:01:00i did it again
01:01:03freeze
01:01:04android can see them
01:01:20i'll kill you jake wright
01:01:21you are a liar and a monster
01:01:23how could you
01:01:25how could you do this to me
01:01:27i still love you
01:01:30jake
01:01:32lily
01:01:34i'm sorry
01:01:36i'm sorry i lied to you
01:01:38i just needed to trust you
01:01:41in my heart
01:01:43if you can forgive me
01:01:45i'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you
01:01:51i
01:01:51i love you
01:01:54i forgive you
01:01:56jake
01:02:07oh there he is
01:02:10cheers jake
01:02:13thanks for coming everybody
01:02:17i hope create
01:02:19this app because
01:02:20i believe everyone deserves to find true love
01:02:26i use love swipe
01:02:28and for the first time in my life
01:02:30i found
01:02:32true
01:02:33undying love
01:02:38so
01:02:46lilly new book
01:02:48will you do me the great honor
01:02:50of being my wife
01:02:58yes
01:03:01yes jake
01:03:03my
01:03:03my mr wright
01:03:04i will marry you
01:03:15and you make it make sense
01:03:19how i hope can he burn you
01:03:22you
01:03:23who once felt like a stranger
01:03:26who still lie
01:03:27believe in your plans
01:03:30you
01:03:32you
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01:03:36you
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01:03:37you
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01:03:37There was a lot of money in the house.
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