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00:28The End
00:33Smokescreen, Max! Give him a smokescreen!
00:35Smokescreen!
00:40No, you idiot! The smokescreen pushed the butt back!
00:44Smokescreen!
01:03Get it down!
01:07Get it down!
01:22Get it down!
01:24Get it down!
01:26Take cover, you fools!
01:29Take cover, Indian savages!
01:33Get a pussy!
01:36Savages behind us!
01:38Hey!
01:39Savages attacking us!
01:41Hey, we're in!
01:43Take cover!
01:44Welcome to Baraj.
01:45Yes, thank you, Indian savages attacking us.
01:48Right behind us!
01:50An attack! An attack!
01:51What's funny?
01:52Oh, there was just the sheriff and some of the men dressed up like Indians.
01:57Why, they done rode out to welcome you.
01:59Well, that's very reassuring, Mr. Mayor.
02:01Now, if you will just show us where the gasoliners will be on our way, eh?
02:04On your way?
02:05Yes, you understand every effect and count.
02:06You can't go now!
02:08What do you mean we can't go now?
02:10Gotta have guests, guests, guests, guests!
02:12You're the guest of honor!
02:13Well, I don't want to be a guest of honor!
02:15I shall present you with this here key to the city!
02:18I want a key! What's gas? Gas! Gas! Gas!
02:20As mayor of Baracho, I want...
02:21I want gas!
02:23Then I want it now!
02:24You ain't gonna get no gas till tomorrow!
02:26Tomorrow?
02:27Tomorrow?
02:27You're gonna accept this here key?
02:30You're gonna attend that meeting tonight?
02:32Or if I jumped up, Harry, you're gonna be guest of honor at a necktie party!
02:37Next time!
02:38Well, what kind of cheap present is that?
02:41You listen to me, you cheap, beely-mouthed, third-rate board heater!
02:44Somebody get me a rope!
02:45You want a rope? I got a rope and a car!
02:47A rope!
02:48Dive!
02:48Somebody get me a rope!
02:49Hurry up! They're leaving!
02:51They're leaving!
02:53Get me a rope, somebody!
02:55Get me a rope!
03:08Are you gonna give us any trouble?
03:10I beg your pardon.
03:11We've been planning this here shindig for over a week.
03:14Now, do we string up the bunch of you?
03:16Are you gonna cooperate and be the guest of honor?
03:18Gentlemen, I greet you with cordiality and good cheer, and it's a pleasure to be accorded
03:23this great honor.
03:24Oh, it's a big celebration tonight.
03:26You ain't gonna get no gas till tomorrow.
03:27My friends and I look forward to your celebration and the hospitality of your charming community.
03:33Well, let's enjoy it!
03:35Oh, it looks to me like a big night tonight.
03:38A big night tonight.
03:40A big night tonight.
03:41Oh, there's no clowns...
03:42Oh, that's a way over my blood to play.
03:45And it looks like a big night tonight.
03:48Tonight.
03:50Tonight.
03:51A big night tonight.
03:54And in our hands...
03:56Oh, there's no clowns...
03:58Oh, there's no clowns...
04:35Quiet! Citizens of Borracho! Quiet! Quiet! Citizens of Borracho! Thank you. As mayor of Borracho, I offer a toast. To
04:46our guest of honor, the great Leslie.
04:55To the fair city of Borracho.
05:05Now, here she is, the queen of the west, Borracho's own, Lily Olay!
05:18He sleeps out there
05:23Out where the coyotes wave
05:27The reason he ain't
05:31At the bar with the boys
05:34Makes quite
05:37A dismal tale
05:46He shouldn't have had in the out
05:47In the swing on me
05:50He ought in the shouldn't have had in the nursery
05:54You don't get many callers
05:57Sleeping on the lone prairie
05:59But he shouldn't have had in the out
06:01In the swing on me
06:04Way out west
06:05We're wild and woolly
06:06In order to explain it fully
06:08We're tall, grown
06:11All grown
06:13All the men
06:14All the men are hairy-chested
06:15And all the women
06:17Double-breasted
06:18We're ladylike
06:19Until molested
06:20And then we're on our own
06:22He shouldn't have had in the out
06:24In the swing on me
06:26He ought in the shouldn't have had in the belt
06:29So free
06:31His wife gets the insurance
06:33And I'm sorry
06:34As can be
06:35But he shouldn't have had in the out
06:38In the swing on me
06:40This here job is mighty trying
06:43Sometimes the room is fairly flying
06:45With highballs
06:48Eyeballs
06:50One guy till somebody got him
06:52Tore off the joint from top to bottom
06:54I think I was the one that shot him
06:57As near as I recall
06:58He shouldn't have had in the out
07:00In the swing on me
07:03He massacred eight or nine minutes
07:05A lazy bee
07:07He then took on the sheriff
07:10And the sheriff's deputy
07:12But he shouldn't have had in the out
07:14In the swing on me
07:22All you boys remember Harry the Wrangler
07:25I was set to marry a long man
07:29Strong man
07:30Strong man
07:30One night he yells
07:32I'm from Texas
07:33And socks me in my solar plexus
07:35Well having normal good reflexes
07:38I knocked him on his can
07:39He shouldn't have had in the out
07:42In the black my eye
07:44I'm really a lovable
07:46Peaceable kind of guy
07:49I wouldn't scare a rabbit
07:51And I couldn't harm a flea
07:53But he shouldn't have had in the out
07:55In the swing on me
07:57Ha ha!
08:00Spot on the gas!
08:02Sure!
08:16If this story has a moral
08:19It's when you're looking for a quarrel or showdown
08:23Slow down
08:25If by now you haven't mastered the gentle art of getting plastered
08:30You're just a lowdown
08:31You ain't mastered the motto of our town
08:34You shouldn't have had in the out
08:36In the start no fight
08:39Our burying ground is a most impressive sight
08:44The message on them tombstones
08:47Is as simple as can be
08:52He shouldn't have had in the out
08:55In the swing on me
08:57He shouldn't have had in the out
08:59In the swing on me
09:10Howdy Mayor, howdy Sheriff
09:11Hello there Curly
09:14Hello there
09:15And Lily
09:16This here's our guest of honor
09:18The great Leslie
09:18It's a pleasure to meet you
09:20Welcome to Buracho honey
09:26Um won't you join us
09:28Well just for a minute
09:29Scoot over honey
09:30How long y'all gonna be here
09:32Unfortunately just for the night
09:33We uh have to leave in the morning
09:35That's pity
09:36Yes
09:36I would like to propose a toast to Miss Olay
09:40Thank you
09:41Yeah
09:43It's lucky Texas Jack ain't around
09:45He'd gun that dude for sure
09:54Pardon me Mr. Partner
09:57Who is this Texas Jack?
10:00Who's Texas Jack?
10:02The roughest, toughest gunslinger in these parts
10:06Lily's his girl
10:10Lily's his girl
10:11Terrific
10:24Honey your smile is downright painful
10:27Thank you
10:28Are you a native of Buracho?
10:30I ain't no native I was born here
10:34Mr. Partner
10:35Yeah
10:36Where would I find Miss Texas Jack?
10:39He's got a ranch about eight miles south of town
10:41Thank you
10:42Thank you
10:47I say I gotta go up and get on about their moon again
10:49Don't go away
10:50You hear?
10:51It's been a pleasure to meet you
10:52Welcome to Buracho, honey
10:54Welcome to Buracho, honey
10:55Welcome to Buracho, honey
11:06Texas Jack
11:08Jack!
11:23Now, wait a minute, Jack. This is a friendly celebration.
11:27Fiddly-dee!
11:28I don't much like the way you're celebrating.
11:31So you just step back, Sheriff, unless you wanna fall back.
11:36Howdy, Jack, honey.
11:42Whoa.
11:49Now, Jack, honey, don't get robbed. He's a guest of honor.
11:52What?
11:59Now, just a moment.
12:06I'm afraid, sir, you have me at a disadvantage.
12:09As you can see, I am unarmed.
12:11He's unarmed.
12:20Let's get the guests.
12:21Not yet.
12:23All right, now.
12:24Come on, everybody. Stand back and give a man some fighting room.
12:36Now, when you give me some fighting room.
12:38Ow!
12:45My camera!
12:46Come on!
13:07Citizens of burracho! Stop!
13:10Stop!
13:10Music, somebody! Start the music!
13:12Stop!
13:36Citizens of burracho!
13:56Now, when you give me some fighting room!
13:59Sheriff, honey!
14:03Now, when you give me some fighting room!
14:10Excuse me, please!
14:26Excuse me, please!
14:33Now, look what you've done!
14:34You've done it.
14:35You've just started to watch the gang.
14:36No, no!
14:38No, no!
14:42No!
14:47No!
14:49No!
14:52No!
14:53No!
14:54No!
14:54No!
14:56No!
14:56No!
14:56No!
14:57No!
14:57No!
15:06There's the game.
15:07No, fight! Fight! Fight in the saloon!
15:10Fight! Fight in the saloon!
15:13No!
15:13Let's read!
15:14Let's read!
15:15You're a drunk! He's crazy!
15:17He's running back!
15:20Running the mark, can I tell you?
15:22Action!
15:29Get the gas! Get the gas!
15:37Where's the car?
15:38The car.
15:39Where's the car?
15:40Get the car!
15:41Get the car!
16:01Get the car!
16:02The car!
16:06Get the car!
16:08Take fire!
16:10Take fire!
16:12Take fire!
16:28Come on!
17:14Come on!
17:25Back is full. I'll put the rest of the gas in the seat.
17:27Leave it! Leave it! Can't leave it! Can't leave it for Leslie!
17:30Leave Leslie to me!
17:31Start the car!
17:35Switch on!
17:43My apologies.
17:50The gasoline!
17:58We shall win!
18:16No!
18:19No!
18:20No!
18:20No!
18:20No!
18:20No!
18:20No!
18:21But Leslie, the great Leslie, he'll think of something, but we'll be in Alaska by the time he dies.
19:03I'm offering you a lift.
19:11Or would you prefer an engraved invitation?
19:18I might consider an apology.
19:20An apology? For what? It's 20 miles back to Borracho. You'd never make it.
19:25Well, that's your fault.
19:27My fault?
19:28I warned you, I would not be left behind in Borracho.
19:31You left me no choice, so I had to stow away in Faye's car.
19:35And he cast you adrift.
19:37And if you had provided me with transportation as far as Gromit, where I could have caught a train, it
19:41never would have happened.
19:43Gromit was 100 miles out of our way.
19:46And where are you going now?
19:49Well, because Professor Faye destroyed all the gasoline, Gromit is a matter of necessity.
19:55And when you reach Gromit, you'll send for gasoline?
19:57Certainly.
19:58But if you were to send for gasoline now, it would be in Gromit when you arrived.
20:02If I were to send for gasoline now, I would need a telegraph.
20:07Not necessarily.
20:19I will take you no further than Gromit.
20:46Hey, Professor, where are we going?
20:47We saved 15 miles by following the tracks, Max.
20:52Oh, how terrific.
20:54Oh, that's terrific.
20:55Oh.
21:15Oh.
21:16More!
21:35Is that gambling? Sure is.
21:38Oh, fine. Come and give me a handle.
21:41Wait a minute.
21:43Nobody gets nothing till it's signed for. Of course.
21:46You M. Dubois?
21:48I beg your pardon.
21:50Gasoline's consigned to M. Dubois.
21:52What?
21:53Oh, I'm M. Dubois.
21:54I knew it!
21:55You got some identification?
21:56What did I tell you? I told you not to trust her!
21:59My press card.
22:02Okay, just sign on the line.
22:06What if I don't sign?
22:07You see?
22:08Look, ma'am, you don't sign, you don't get no gas.
22:12Well, Mr. Leslie, you wish to continue the race, so do I.
22:15As far as the west coast?
22:18If she goes, I stay!
22:22Hezekiah!
22:22You gonna sign or do I send the gas back to New York?
22:25Mr. Dubois, this is very...
22:27The gas is yours if you take me to the west coast.
22:29Under the circumstances, I consider that a fair exchange.
22:32Load the gas back on the train!
22:34Excuse me.
22:34She's not signin', and the train's leavin' in five minutes.
22:37Just one moment.
22:38Please, sir.
22:39I will not leave without Hezekiah.
22:41If I can change his mind?
22:45All right.
22:50Suppose you don't change his mind.
22:53Well, then I shall take this train back to New York.
22:59Sir, let me give you a hand with the gasoline.
23:02Boys, would you care to join me?
23:08Hezekiah, I understand how you feel.
23:11But I beg you to reconsider.
23:14A deal's a deal.
23:20Well, then I guess I'll have to hurry or I'll miss my train.
23:23Goodbye, Hezekiah.
23:25You mean?
23:27Well, a deal is a deal.
23:29It's been wonderful knowing you.
23:30What about the gas?
23:32I signed for it.
23:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry.
23:37You see, this race ain't the right place for a woman.
23:41I understand.
23:42Boy!
23:46Well, would you take me to the train?
23:48Oh, well, yes, ma'am.
23:56Boys and girls, this is a six-cylinder automobile
23:59with an overhead cam that can protrude.
24:01It was built by a company especially for me for this race.
24:05It...
24:25He, um, he just wouldn't listen.
24:28I told him and, um, he said that, um...
24:32Well, he's had enough and, um, he didn't think he could win anyway.
24:37And, um, uh, he said he was, uh, gonna go back to New York.
24:41That double-crossing female!
24:45Hey!
24:46Hey, boss!
24:48Boss!
24:50Hey, conductor!
24:51We want ya!
24:53You are trying my patience, madam!
24:56We know our rights.
24:57You're obstructing traffic and you're disturbing the peace!
25:00And you are exceeding your authority!
25:02I ain't exceeding nothing, lady!
25:04Then arrest us!
25:06What?
25:07Arrest us.
25:08I dare you.
25:09We want ya!
25:10We want ya!
25:12We want ya!
25:14We want ya!
25:18Sorry, sir.
25:19Why don't you run over to city hall and bail out Mrs. Goodbody?
25:21Yes, sir?
25:23In about two hours.
25:24Yes, sir.
25:25We want a dove, we want a dove, we want a dove, we want a dove, we want a dove.
25:53I once went on an anthropological expedition to study the Kwakiutl Indians.
25:59In winter, one Kwakiutl in a blanket froze.
26:03But two Kwakiutl's in the same blanket were warmer.
26:20Would you hold this, please?
26:21Champagne.
26:23You put alcohol in the radiator of the automobile to keep it from freezing, don't you?
26:41I can't see a thing.
26:44Neither can I.
26:48Maybe we better stop.
26:57I can't stand it.
26:59I'm freezing to death.
27:00Shut up!
27:02Even the thermometer is frozen.
27:06Everything's frozen.
27:13Look at that!
27:30It won't take long to grow back, it's only a half a mustache.
27:54What was that?
27:55I don't know.
27:57Well, I'll go see.
28:12Mr. Boar, please.
28:28Mr. Boar, please.
28:33Mr. Boar!
28:50Mr. Boar!
28:53I'm so terribly sorry.
28:56I thought you were Maximanion.
28:58Nothing to worry about. We have a lot more champagne in the car.
29:02Oh!
29:24Professor!
29:27Yes!
29:29Where are you?
29:32Behind the rock! Behind which rock?
29:41This rock, you idiot! Come on.
29:53Close the door and hurry it. Bring it up. Up!
30:04We're safe up here.
30:06Yeah, yeah, safe here.
30:13Help!
30:14Help!
30:15Help!
30:20My apologies. There's a polar bear in our car.
30:23If you don't leave this car immediately, I shall personally feed you to the bear.
30:28If the bears don't get us, we'll certainly freeze to death out there!
30:32Yeah! Freeze right up!
30:33As far as freezing is concerned, you have the same chance that we have.
30:36Not if you put us out in the blizzard!
30:38Listen! It's going very bad!
30:40May I point out that you've completely demolished my top.
30:43And there's very little difference between the blizzard out there and in here.
30:48Except that you have blankets and stimulants!
30:50Stimulants! Stimulants!
30:51He's right.
30:53Mr. Dubois, you're not suggesting that I...
30:55If two in a blanket stand a better chance than one.
30:58Then four in a blanket!
30:59Who?
30:59He's a cheat and a liar!
31:01That's beside the point!
31:03What's that point?
31:03The point is that we're freezing.
31:05Yes, and the time has come to cast aside our personal differences.
31:09Bury the hatchet!
31:11And you know who has the hatchet?
31:13He doesn't have a hatchet, I promise you. He doesn't even have a whole mustache.
31:16Now why can't we settle this whole thing underneath the blanket?
31:18Yes, he's right. We must get underneath the blankets together.
31:21Close together.
31:23Therefore, it will be necessary to lower the seat.
31:26Lower the seat! Lower the seat!
31:28Lower the seat!
31:28I got it!
31:30Ah, the hatchet! Don't push!
31:32The met the foot! Watch that foot!
31:36Oh!
31:36I beg your pardon.
31:38Champagne, Professor?
31:39Oh, thank you!
31:42This is terrific!
31:44May I propose a toast?
31:48What's so funny? Something wrong?
31:50What happened to your mustache?
31:52I broke it off!
31:54You what?
31:55I broke it off! It was frozen!
31:57Look!
31:58Ow!
32:16What time is it?
32:18Just a moment.
32:22Oh!
32:26What time is it?
32:39Good morning!
32:40Good morning!
32:41Oh!
32:42Oh, very big, very big. The head, very big.
32:45Time to get up.
32:49Professor, time to get up.
32:52Come on, Professor, rise and shine.
32:55Rise and shine!
32:577.30.
32:58Then you rise, you shine!
33:01He's always like this in the morning.
33:03I'm not always like this in the morning.
33:05This particular morning, I happen to be seasick.
33:08Too much champagne.
33:09I'm not sick from champagne, I'm sick from the sea.
33:12It's not necessary to yell at me.
33:14I'll yell at whoever I want to yell at.
33:17Always yells like this in the...
33:18Let me out of here!
33:237.30 in the morning, you idiots!
33:26I'm seasick!
33:28Ah!
33:30Rise and shine!
33:33Rise and shine!
33:38Ah!
33:39Ah!
33:40Ah!
33:42Ah!
33:44I'm calling perfection!
33:46Help!
33:47I got you!
33:48I got you!
33:49Ah!
33:49Ah!
33:51Ah!
33:52Ah!
36:20If found, it shall provide valuable information for those who may follow.
36:27Valuable information for those who may follow.
36:30Professor.
36:31What?
36:31I got an idea.
36:32What?
36:33Instead of the book, why don't you and me get into the watertight container?
36:37Shut up!
36:38Well, we gotta do something.
36:40Oh, don't worry.
36:41Before this iceberg melts and we drown like rats, we're gonna do plenty.
36:45Yeah?
36:46What?
36:46We're gonna starve!
36:51Mr. Bois, I recommend we have cold meals from now on.
36:54We're melting fast enough as it is.
36:57What difference does it make?
36:58A few hours, one way or another.
37:01Minutes have made the difference in survival, Mr. Bois.
37:05Mr. Leslie, I suspect you are being unrealistically optimistic for my benefit.
37:10And it isn't at all necessary.
37:12We're lost on an iceberg and we're doomed to drift with the tide and slowly melt.
37:20You're a brave woman, Mr. Bois.
37:24Red sky.
37:27So what?
37:29Gonna be a storm.
37:31What are you talking about?
37:33Red sky in the morning, sailor take water.
37:36Why, you thimble-headed gherkin, do you realize the odds against the storm in this part of the ocean at
37:41this time of the year?
37:41The what?
37:42Hundred to one!
37:50Tie down the car with the rope! Tie the rope down with the car!
37:53Get out!
37:54Get out!
37:55Get out!
37:57Throw me a rope!
38:02Just relax, we got you!
38:04We got you!
38:05We got you, Professor!
38:08Hey, red sky in the morning, sailor take water.
38:12Why, you think I'm cold?
38:17Help!
38:20Max!
38:21Max!
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