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00:00:23Where did he go?
00:00:24Up or down, Frankie?
00:00:26Oh, you, you're out!
00:00:31What about the fire?
00:00:32I'll push you shut up to T.
00:00:40Tango 6, come in.
00:00:44David John, coming for Captain Dhoni.
00:00:47Going off the wing.
00:00:48Cover the exits. Negative, negative.
00:00:50Stand by for backup, over.
00:00:52No. By the time backup arrives,
00:00:54he'll be gone.
00:00:55Breach! Breach!
00:00:57Go, go!
00:00:58Go!
00:01:10Go!
00:01:12Go!
00:01:14Go!
00:01:15Go!
00:01:28Go!
00:01:30Go!
00:01:32Go!
00:01:35Go!
00:01:36Go!
00:01:38Go!
00:01:45We're all out!
00:01:45Way the drugs, Wayne!
00:01:47I'm not gonna ask again.
00:01:48You came up here.
00:01:50You should have gone down there.
00:01:52Hey!
00:01:52Hey, you should break! Don't you dare!
00:01:55Freeze!
00:02:12This entire operation, down the drain because of you.
00:02:18I was the one who got us the lead in the first place.
00:02:19Well, now we got nothing.
00:02:24We knew they were working with someone higher up.
00:02:26So now what?
00:02:28The snitch and the distributor are both a bloody mess.
00:02:31We're digging their brains out of 10 kilos of coke
00:02:33and we STILL have no idea who the bigger player is!
00:02:37The Swatch-
00:02:37Shut it!
00:02:41I'll pick up the trail again, Cap.
00:02:43No. You're off this.
00:02:46What?
00:02:46Excuse me?
00:02:48I'm sorry, Cap. Can we just-
00:02:50This entire thing is a stuff up because you can't play nicely with other kids.
00:02:54So what? Now I'm suspended?
00:02:55No.
00:02:57Nope.
00:02:59Homicide in Rosettenville.
00:03:00Looks drug related.
00:03:04Come on Cap, this is low level shit.
00:03:06You're lucky I'm giving you that.
00:03:07Now get out!
00:03:17Hey.
00:03:20Get your shit together, John.
00:03:23Yes, sir.
00:03:26Yes, sir.
00:03:51So you had to upgrade yourself.
00:03:55To possession of narcotics.
00:03:58Position with intention to sell.
00:04:00Burglary.
00:04:04You know,
00:04:06you're not going to kill me.
00:04:09You're not going to kill me.
00:04:10You're not going to kill me.
00:04:11Collectively,
00:04:11you're looking at about 11 years.
00:04:13Uh, no, no.
00:04:14Correction.
00:04:15That's why I work with you guys.
00:04:17Wipe that shit clean.
00:04:21You're not going to kill me.
00:04:23Your cover's blown.
00:04:25All I need from you is to make sure that Pinda gives up the drugs
00:04:28and her contacts.
00:04:30You've got the drugs in your head!
00:04:32Ah!
00:04:34It's my leg!
00:04:36Police brutality!
00:04:38Oh, look, he's cut clean!
00:04:43Also you are the one that has caused this for me!
00:04:46And who's fault is that?
00:04:47That stupid rookie was supposed to arrest me alongside Pinda.
00:04:51That might be true.
00:04:53But you're burnt now.
00:04:55Spalled goods.
00:04:56Can't choose you.
00:04:58Fuck that.
00:05:03But...
00:05:07No, no, I would rather drink Gwendo Vantage's bathwater.
00:05:13In actual fact, I would rather go down on a Taiwanese transvestite.
00:05:17What am I going to get? Meat into a ridge? An axe wound? I don't know!
00:05:20The chances are better than me going to Joburg!
00:05:23Malabawena, it's either you go to Johannesburg
00:05:26or you start thinking of a number of ways
00:05:29in which you should not pick up the soap.
00:05:36What times I fly?
00:05:47Bring me a marker here for the needle, please.
00:05:50Yeah, it looks like the Antwoord shot a music video here.
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:56It's chaos, man.
00:06:02Look who's here!
00:06:03Hey, hey, hey!
00:06:06Kani!
00:06:07Kani.
00:06:08Kani like a spear, man.
00:06:10Good one.
00:06:12We're gone.
00:06:14Why are you doing here? Because now you can see this is a homicide.
00:06:18I know what's happening here.
00:06:19He got kicked off the big job, but now he needs to hang around here with the small shit.
00:06:24That's what happens when you turn your key witnesses into a dog.
00:06:28Apparently the forensic says they can't even tell the one guy from the other.
00:06:32And the coke?
00:06:33No, couldn't even find any coke.
00:06:35There was just blood and guts everywhere.
00:06:37You know like when you have a bowl of mints?
00:06:38Yeah.
00:06:38And you put like icing sugar over it?
00:06:40Yeah.
00:06:41It looks like that.
00:06:42I think we should rename him and call him Thry Fakta.
00:06:45I'm a pelusehunegekataatumakalakala.
00:06:48That's good.
00:06:49I like that.
00:06:49Alright, I got what I need.
00:06:51Oh, come on, no comeback.
00:06:52You want my comeback?
00:06:53Yeah.
00:06:54Go get it out your mother's asshole.
00:06:56Yeah, okay, that's fucking unnecessary.
00:06:58That was me, John.
00:07:00Hey, come on, Trudla.
00:07:00It's not that funny.
00:07:04I'm just coughing, my friend.
00:07:28What sources believe to be a bizarre case of mistaken identity,
00:07:31the actor playing Oscar Pistorius in the upcoming movie
00:07:34on the disgraced athlete's life has gone missing.
00:07:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:42Is this for real?
00:07:43Yeah, it's trending all over the socials.
00:07:45Damn, South Africa really is a movie, man.
00:07:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:51I mean, are criminals in South Africa that useless
00:07:55that they actually kidnapped the wrong person?
00:07:58But, Chucks, I think we both...
00:08:01Chepan.
00:08:02Hi.
00:08:03Yes, John.
00:08:05Monique.
00:08:06Yeah?
00:08:07Mark 4.
00:08:08Yeah?
00:08:10Oh.
00:08:11Hey, no, what is it?
00:08:13Monique, what's the story going on?
00:08:14What's the story going on?
00:08:15What's the story going on?
00:08:16Where's the rest of my money?
00:08:17What's the rest of my money?
00:08:18Yeah, the next world, where's my money?
00:08:19What the fuck?
00:08:19Hey, hey, hey, stop that wall, stop that wall.
00:08:22Hey, man, you can't treat a woman like this.
00:08:23Who is that?
00:08:24Where the fuck is this guy?
00:08:25I'm the guy who's telling you not to pull a Donald Trump
00:08:27on a grabber but a pussy.
00:08:29Hey, Baba.
00:08:30My lala.
00:08:30I sell anybody but a dead body.
00:08:32This year is my pitch.
00:08:34But you can't own a person, okay?
00:08:37Unless you do it romantically.
00:08:39Like R&B singers, you know, like,
00:08:40the girl is mine.
00:08:42How much ransom would you get for Oscar now?
00:08:45Actually, I do remember you.
00:08:47Huh?
00:08:48Hey.
00:08:49You're the guy that didn't pay me last night.
00:08:51Oh.
00:08:52No.
00:08:53I've never met you.
00:08:54I've never met you.
00:08:56Is this the part with my mother?
00:08:57Yeah, he's a claim fucker.
00:08:58No.
00:08:58Claim fucker.
00:08:59Hey.
00:09:00Hey.
00:09:01Break it up.
00:09:02Break it up.
00:09:03What's going on here?
00:09:04I don't know.
00:09:06Let's just sort this out.
00:09:07Oh, officer of the law.
00:09:09What?
00:09:09Detective.
00:09:10Yeah, yeah, you're not so tough now, eh?
00:09:13Don't touch me.
00:09:14This man wants to pay me to sleep with this man.
00:09:18You're a pimp.
00:09:19No.
00:09:20No, I'm a cop.
00:09:20So, where's your badge?
00:09:22Well, technically I'm not a cop.
00:09:25So you're impersonating an officer?
00:09:28No.
00:09:28I work with the police, so I'm half a cop.
00:09:33Okay, I'm taking you in.
00:09:34Trust is earned.
00:09:35Sorry.
00:09:36You're hurting me.
00:09:37I'm not touching you.
00:09:38Oh, ah!
00:09:39Wait.
00:09:40Ah!
00:09:41What are you doing?
00:09:41Please put on me!
00:09:44He's man and hit me!
00:09:46I'm not a racist!
00:09:47He's a racist!
00:09:49I'm not a racist.
00:09:50Everyone, just back away.
00:09:51I'm an officer of the law.
00:09:52There's nothing to see here.
00:09:53He's brutalizing me!
00:09:55I'm not driving.
00:09:56You're brutalizing me.
00:09:57Which one is it?
00:09:58Ah, I'm letting him.
00:09:58Put it down and let him go!
00:10:00What's my chance?
00:10:01I'm trying to see you.
00:10:02I'm trying to see you.
00:10:02I'm trying to see you.
00:10:03Oh, come on, man.
00:10:05He's impersonating an officer.
00:10:07Oh, you are.
00:10:08Let's go!
00:10:09What?
00:10:09I'm telling you, Cap.
00:10:11Just back off, okay?
00:10:13I'm sorry.
00:10:14I'm sorry.
00:10:15I'm sorry.
00:10:23I'm...
00:10:24Fucker.
00:10:30Generale.
00:10:32Generale.
00:10:33We did it.
00:10:34We got Oscar Fistorias.
00:10:41Yeah, but this is not Oscar Fistorias.
00:10:43What do you mean?
00:10:48He's got legs!
00:10:50He's got legs!
00:10:51Oscar Fistorias does not have legs!
00:10:53He does not have legs!
00:10:54He's got legs!
00:10:55Oh.
00:10:57Uh...
00:10:58He...
00:10:58He...
00:10:59He said...
00:11:00Are you alive?
00:11:20Of course, Generale.
00:11:22Yeah, we had to...
00:11:23Use a little extra...
00:11:24Chlorophyll.
00:11:25I mean, he's an athlete.
00:11:26He's strong.
00:11:27So, boy boy, tell me.
00:11:28Just how much chlorophyll?
00:11:32That's too much!
00:11:33That's too much, mate!
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Even not.
00:11:42Oh.
00:11:43Oh.
00:11:43Oh.
00:11:45A few drops.
00:11:46Just...
00:11:46A few...
00:11:47Yeah, just...
00:11:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:49Well, he's dead!
00:11:50You dumb fucks!
00:11:51He's not dead.
00:11:52He's dead.
00:11:54Sh...
00:11:54Shake his pulse.
00:11:58It...
00:11:58What do you suggest we do with it, ma'am?
00:12:01I don't know.
00:12:03Maybe...
00:12:03Cut him up?
00:12:04Cut him up?
00:12:06Burn him.
00:12:06Burn him?
00:12:07Just don't fuck up like the last time you tried to get rid of a body.
00:12:20Google it.
00:12:22Google it.
00:12:23Google it.
00:12:24Google it.
00:12:28Have you got data?
00:12:30It's in the upcoming form.
00:12:31Run, Oscar.
00:12:32Run is still missing.
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:35Oh, the shit show.
00:12:36I feel bad for those guys from violent crime.
00:12:37We'll see.
00:12:38Yeah.
00:12:40What did you find out?
00:12:42What did we find out?
00:12:43Hey, man.
00:12:44When I came back to the drug deal, I offered him back.
00:12:46Drug deal went wrong and they're busy with the autopsy.
00:12:48They let us know as soon as there's any results.
00:12:50Yeah.
00:12:51This is like a shirt, Captain.
00:12:52Yeah, thank you, Carl.
00:12:53So what's next?
00:12:54Cap?
00:12:54A word?
00:12:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:56I don't know what this is.
00:12:57I thought we changed it to Connie.
00:13:00Yeah?
00:13:01You managed to get my comeback yet.
00:13:03Get your fucking foot off my table, black Indian.
00:13:06Oh, shut up.
00:13:08Where's my tea?
00:13:11My office.
00:13:16This better be good.
00:13:18I found something at the scene.
00:13:19Forensic said it's clean.
00:13:20The body's in the mortuary.
00:13:21Those two idiots don't know what they're doing.
00:13:23I found an address written on the body.
00:13:25I think there's going to be a drop-off.
00:13:28Follow the address.
00:13:28I'll see what I can get about the body.
00:13:30Thanks, Cap.
00:13:31Not so fast.
00:13:32You're not doing this alone.
00:13:34Western Cape Regional sent someone to assist.
00:13:36Cap, you know I don't work well with others.
00:13:38Don, after what you did yesterday, I don't want to hear it.
00:13:43My fucking wife!
00:13:44You guys know each other?
00:13:45He's a pimp.
00:13:46He's a cock!
00:13:46He's a detective.
00:13:47Well, why didn't Detective Cock, Detective Amber?
00:13:50You made me pull my gun on their craft.
00:13:51You did what?
00:13:52Not important.
00:13:53He's a racist!
00:13:53I knew it.
00:13:54Trust me, he's not.
00:13:55I should beat the shit out of you.
00:13:56Is it because I'm black?
00:13:57Because you're a menace.
00:13:58You sit down!
00:14:01You sit down!
00:14:02You sit down!
00:14:02You sit down!
00:14:03You sit down!
00:14:04Or you get a three-month suspension.
00:14:06You get 11 years jail time.
00:14:08Yo.
00:14:11Fuck.
00:14:12Just give me a pen.
00:14:14What's all of this?
00:14:15What is that?
00:14:16You know how expensive this is.
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:198.30 tonight.
00:14:20Don't be late.
00:14:22That's called defacing state property!
00:14:30I'll have a black tea, two sugars.
00:14:33No milk.
00:14:35Did he just order coffee from you?
00:14:46I mean, there's nothing here on chopping up bodies.
00:14:49It's just how to get ripped.
00:14:52I don't think it's sublime.
00:14:54Don't actually do you think he has gloves, he is an actor, a raincoat for his hands?
00:14:59I'm thinking.
00:15:02Okay, so just leave a pen.
00:15:06What?
00:15:07What?
00:15:08I'm glad you're here.
00:15:10And you can eat your rap, England.
00:15:14I'll eat your rap.
00:15:15And I'll eat your ass.
00:15:19Yeah, I'm lucky that these two retards are family.
00:15:23Otherwise, I would have chopped them up fast in furios.
00:15:27And it's full of hat.
00:15:29She fucks up one more time and she's done.
00:15:32Done.
00:15:37I'm going offline for a while.
00:15:41I've got some business I need to take care of.
00:15:45No matter what happens.
00:15:46Meet me at the power station tomorrow night.
00:15:51Sure.
00:15:59Are you really going to do that?
00:16:15I'll show you another.
00:16:23Hey, my love.
00:16:25Hey, babe.
00:16:26How's that?
00:16:27It's okay.
00:16:29Who did you piss off now?
00:16:32I didn't piss anyone off.
00:16:33They all pissed on me.
00:16:34Of course.
00:16:36Husband is an innocent angel.
00:16:42That's Jason.
00:16:44The electrician for the inverter.
00:16:47Oh, right.
00:16:51So, did you get suspended?
00:16:54Nope.
00:16:55Worse.
00:16:56They gave me a 15-year-old girl's job.
00:16:59For what?
00:16:59I have to babysit a CI.
00:17:01Well, it's better than getting suspended.
00:17:05Is it?
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Look at it this way.
00:17:08You get to make a new friend.
00:17:11And start.
00:17:12Tessa and I can't be the only thing in your life.
00:17:15You're not.
00:17:15I have work.
00:17:17And I have friends.
00:17:18No, you don't.
00:17:19You do not have friends, Dad.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:21What about Lester?
00:17:22You broke his arm.
00:17:24Oh, yeah.
00:17:25That was your fault.
00:17:26Don't start, Mom.
00:17:28Went for the last chop on the bra and I told him I was saving it for you.
00:17:31Get in.
00:17:32Get in.
00:17:33Get in.
00:17:34This is...
00:17:35This is us.
00:17:36Good job.
00:17:37Good job.
00:17:38Can you please give him the worst, worst room that you have?
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:42Why?
00:17:43Why?
00:17:44Because you deserve it.
00:17:46You're a rat.
00:17:47Wait now.
00:17:49All right.
00:17:57Good job.
00:18:04All right.
00:18:06General.
00:18:06You're a little one.
00:18:09You're a little one.
00:18:10OK.
00:18:11You're a little one.
00:18:11You have to go.
00:18:14Hold on.
00:18:14Hold on.
00:18:15Hold on.
00:18:19Oh, oh, oh.
00:18:20Oh, okay.
00:18:21Okay, okay, okay.
00:18:53What about Eddie?
00:18:54He's a pedo.
00:18:55No, he said he liked many haircuts.
00:18:57Exactly.
00:18:58All right, well done.
00:19:03Good job.
00:19:04Buddy, the inverter's great.
00:19:07You haven't even seen it yet.
00:19:09Cool, yeah, well, you know, how about the two of us go for a beer?
00:19:12Say thanks.
00:19:13Uh, okay.
00:19:15Cool.
00:19:20Jason, he's got me in my arm.
00:19:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:19:22It just takes a few seconds to kick in.
00:19:33Good job.
00:19:34Really, uh, lights off the place.
00:19:36How about that beer?
00:19:44Okay.
00:19:45I think you made a great new friend.
00:19:47Mm.
00:19:48He's fine.
00:19:50You just scared the shit out of him.
00:19:52I didn't.
00:19:53Yes, you did.
00:19:57Okay, yeah.
00:19:58You ready?
00:19:58Yeah.
00:19:59Sure you ready?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:01You guys okay?
00:20:02Mm-hmm.
00:20:03You need a bucket?
00:20:04No, no, no.
00:20:05Right?
00:20:06It's alright, it's alright.
00:20:07Alright.
00:20:11Oh!
00:20:14Ah!
00:20:15Yeah!
00:20:16Ah!
00:20:17Tak, tak, tak, tak, tak, tak, tak..
00:20:37Hmm, hi Sexy.
00:21:00This?
00:21:00Just blending in.
00:21:03What the f-
00:21:04There you go.
00:21:05Seriously.
00:21:07Yeah, that's about turning around. It's all, it's all there.
00:21:09Sorry, I'm sorry.
00:21:13It's more like it.
00:21:18She's late.
00:21:19I didn't mean it disrespectfully.
00:21:21Stop drawing attention to us.
00:21:25So, who are we here for?
00:21:27I don't know yet.
00:21:29What are we here for?
00:21:31Listen.
00:21:3290% of the job is this, okay?
00:21:34You're sitting around, staking shit out, trying to put the pieces together.
00:21:38Or you're just doing paperwork.
00:21:41That sounds cock boring.
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:43And that's how we like it, because boring equals safe.
00:21:46I hate to break it to you, but being a cop isn't like in the movies.
00:21:49There are no crazy gun fights, or fist fights, or explosions.
00:21:53What?
00:21:53You're not chasing after people in the street like an action hero.
00:21:59There.
00:22:00That's who we're here for.
00:22:03How do you know?
00:22:05She's dressed like shit, so she's not a stripper.
00:22:08And she's carrying a briefcase, but she's not a suit.
00:22:11The whole vibe doesn't add up.
00:22:17Some guy was murdered late last night in Rosettenville.
00:22:20And they left this address written in blood on his chest.
00:22:24Written on his chest?
00:22:26We're looking for Edward Scissorhands.
00:22:29Who's played by Johnny Depp?
00:22:30And Johnny Depp's wife, she's in the bed.
00:22:33They say make your bed and lie in it.
00:22:36Hand on the lips.
00:22:38I'm now fine.
00:22:39Married.
00:22:51Well, well, well.
00:22:53You look like you could use a drink.
00:22:55I've taken.
00:22:57Oh, that's a tequila lady.
00:22:59Two tequilas, please.
00:23:00I'm so on a stripper, so I don't expect anything.
00:23:02Oh, don't worry, I'm not gonna judge you on that.
00:23:05Oh, no, relax.
00:23:06Just have a shot.
00:23:08I don't know.
00:23:14Did it work?
00:23:18There you go.
00:23:25You don't want to be here in the next two minutes.
00:23:28What's happening in two minutes?
00:23:29You're meeting someone?
00:23:31Or your boyfriend?
00:23:32Married.
00:23:33A married man.
00:23:35What are you doing tonight?
00:23:37I know I'm from Mansiphal.
00:23:38If I turn around, they say no.
00:23:41Bussi?
00:23:42Bussi from Mansiphal!
00:23:44Look in my voice.
00:23:44Look how Bussi is with me.
00:23:47It's so close.
00:23:49Man, it's such a small world.
00:23:50Bussi!
00:23:51Bussi, Bussi, Bussi!
00:23:52Hey, man!
00:23:53Okay, if you really know Boosie, you would know that Boosie would want you to give me the password
00:24:02before I ask you what the password is. That's Boosie. Two T.
00:24:08Nightingale.
00:24:09Bing, bing, bing, bing. We have a winner. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
00:24:15That's how simple it is, man.
00:24:20I'm sorry. My friend's a little drunk in his office meds.
00:24:23What are you doing? I'm whacking her.
00:24:25Well, you have to tell her to find your girlfriend.
00:24:27Can you just calm down?
00:24:28The lady and I, we're just...
00:24:35Oh, what the fuck, man?
00:24:37Shoot that shit back.
00:24:38Oh, God. Oh, fuck.
00:24:40Oh, I want a gun.
00:24:42What did you eat?
00:24:42I want a gun.
00:24:45I want a gun.
00:24:47I want a gun.
00:24:48Oh, what?
00:24:51Get out of the gun.
00:24:52Fuck, no.
00:24:53Oh, my God.
00:24:53Oh, my God.
00:24:54Jesus.
00:24:56Oh, sweet baby Jesus.
00:24:57This is not what I prayed for when I said I want to hit this morning.
00:25:07What the fuck is that?
00:25:10Is that ginger ale?
00:25:13I've never hit a lady before, but I'm about to make an...
00:25:16Oh, what the fuck?
00:25:20Oh, shit.
00:25:21Oh, shit.
00:25:22Sorry.
00:25:23Sorry.
00:25:25Sorry, baby black Jesus.
00:25:27Please be with me with this crazy white bag.
00:25:31Come on, big boy.
00:25:33Let's fight.
00:25:33Okay.
00:25:34I said I want to beat...
00:25:35Oh, shit.
00:25:37Oh, shit.
00:25:37Oh, shit.
00:25:50Oh, shit.
00:25:50Oh, shit.
00:25:53Oh, shit.
00:25:56Oh, shit.
00:25:57Thanks for the help.
00:25:58Just get back there.
00:25:59You're getting your ass handed to you by a white girl!
00:26:01You drink that white girl!
00:26:02It doesn't look- Go!
00:26:04Just go!
00:26:05Go!
00:26:06Go!
00:26:07Oh, man!
00:26:30Look at this, Chris!
00:26:31My leg's on fire!
00:26:32Come on!
00:26:33Get out of here!
00:26:39The popular strip club burned down before firefighters could get there to save it.
00:26:43Looks like the club was lit last night, Dad.
00:26:46Hey!
00:26:46What is this?
00:26:47Get out of my way.
00:26:48Check this shit, Captain.
00:26:49And eyewitnesses on the scene report that a shootout took place before the fire started.
00:26:53This is an-
00:26:54Are you fucking kidding me?
00:26:56Captain, that was all self-defense.
00:26:58You burned down a strip club in self-defense.
00:27:01He burned it down!
00:27:02You created a PR nightmare!
00:27:04None of this would have happened if I had a gun.
00:27:06No!
00:27:07Okay, look.
00:27:08Everyone's stressed.
00:27:09Let's circle back to this whole gun thing later.
00:27:15Yeah, he's his fourth one now, eh, John?
00:27:19You should call him foursome.
00:27:20John, follow these two yahoos.
00:27:22And why are they in disguise?
00:27:23It's not Halloween.
00:27:24Why don't you put some of your hair on his head and give him a hand?
00:27:27Here.
00:27:28It's not even funny.
00:27:28Oh, I've got it, John.
00:27:30With his straight mustache and his peppercorn beard, they look like a vampire wallet.
00:27:35Captain, permission to shoot John's new boyfriend in the face, please?
00:27:37I assume belief.
00:27:38How long did it take you two idiots to find evidence literally written on a body?
00:27:42They obviously can't read these guys.
00:27:44They've got literally on their foreheads written dumbass.
00:27:47What?
00:27:49You get him right on my bicycle!
00:27:50You get him right on my bicycle!
00:27:53Cut that shit out!
00:27:55The two of you, go and clean up that mess.
00:27:58No need.
00:27:59Now!
00:28:00Tag and bag whatever you can.
00:28:06so what now detective big shot well we've got the briefcase ah and we still got boozy
00:28:12who that's the name that the writer gave me just before a head
00:28:21she was gonna give me another name but then he interrupted us so there's that okay all
00:28:25right follow the lead and no more dead bodies and burning shits this isn't a war zone
00:28:32is that my mug remind me never to drink from that again
00:28:50don't touch anything
00:28:59you know we need a car with bigger boot space man yeah yeah man you know you never know what
00:29:07difficult it is to get blood off your face no man boy boy i just want to say i'm sorry
00:29:11in there for
00:29:12like just fainting it's just that yeah the blood i feel like i still have blood on me do i
00:29:17still have
00:29:17blood you gotta did you even wash your face yeah i did it's pouring out your ears man yeah yeah
00:29:23it's
00:29:23coming out your ears look it's coming out your ears yeah you see that oh shit oh shit oh shit
00:29:35i i just want to say that oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit ah again hey
00:29:45fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck this this is what i mean
00:29:55this is what i mean
00:30:14So much for babysitting a C.I.
00:30:16Things got out of hand, baby.
00:30:17No shit.
00:30:18I mean, who did this to you?
00:30:22John.
00:30:23A bunch of gangbangers.
00:30:25There were like 10 of them.
00:30:26Huge guys.
00:30:35Oh, don't worry about it.
00:30:36It's not as bad as luck.
00:30:42Actually, just think about it as delicious.
00:30:44Look.
00:30:47Do it back, because if you do it, I won't do anything.
00:30:51So what now?
00:30:53I'm just going to follow a lead and report back.
00:30:55Nothing hectic.
00:30:56Nothing hectic.
00:30:58It's nothing hectic.
00:31:01Now I'm really worried.
00:31:03I'll be fine, I promise.
00:31:17I'm really worried.
00:31:18I'm really worried.
00:31:27Mine went higher than yours anyways.
00:31:30She's getting a call.
00:31:32It's mine.
00:31:32I'm really worried.
00:31:33I'm not going to be in charge there.
00:31:35Some gangsta shit with you, you see my gangsta shit?
00:31:39Let me demonstrate, Tessa. Come stand over here.
00:31:42Okay.
00:31:44Okay, now walk at me.
00:31:46Okay, okay.
00:31:47Oh, excuse me, ma'am.
00:31:49He didn't do anything.
00:31:50Mm-hmm, you think so? Really?
00:31:53No ways. No, I did not feel that.
00:31:55Right? You're right?
00:31:57That's super cool.
00:31:58I know, right? It's because the distraction is the bump,
00:32:01and then the magic is in the timing and the...
00:32:04What the hell are you doing? Nothing.
00:32:06I told you she can't see you like that.
00:32:08Chill, Dad. It's just tomato sauce.
00:32:11Yeah. High five, high five.
00:32:13Uh...
00:32:13It's for old people.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:15So what you do, right, is you take your fist bump, right?
00:32:18And then you go...
00:32:19And then another fist bump.
00:32:21Oh, that is so cool. It's alright.
00:32:23Don't try it.
00:32:24What is happening?
00:32:27The shower's upstairs, and please burn those clothes afterwards.
00:32:31Who's this?
00:32:32My wife.
00:32:33I go bullshit. No way, that's your wife. That's a cover.
00:32:36For 15 years.
00:32:38No way, you're playing the long game here.
00:32:40No way, that's your wife.
00:32:43Sissy.
00:32:44How do you go, lad?
00:32:45Ooh, tiny long game, man.
00:32:47No, I'm not going to go.
00:32:49I'm not going to go.
00:32:50I'm not going to go.
00:32:51Oh, sevens are like...
00:32:53I'm not going to go.
00:32:55You're not going to go.
00:32:55Hey, I'm not going to go.
00:32:56You're not going to go.
00:32:59You're not going to go.
00:33:01You're not going to go.
00:33:02You're not going to go.
00:33:02It never stops.
00:33:03You see what I'm dealing with.
00:33:04Well, this better be over soon.
00:33:06Oh, what happened to making friends?
00:33:09Go to a bar.
00:33:10Like a normal person.
00:33:27You are drawing too much attention.
00:33:29You lost the money.
00:33:31I land in a few days
00:33:32and you don't want to see mummy unhappy, do you?
00:33:35I've got some big news
00:33:37and I need to know
00:33:37that you two can handle business without me.
00:33:47Don't ever ignore one's privilege.
00:33:49Your dad dies and leaves you a trust fund.
00:33:51My dad died and all he left me
00:33:53was a shitload of half-brothers and diabetes.
00:33:57Why is the third hand on the clock called the second hand?
00:33:59Are leaves called leaves because they leave the tree?
00:34:02My morning pools take a lot out of me.
00:34:05Diarrhea is hereditary because it runs in your genes.
00:34:08I have a serious question for you.
00:34:10Yeah, what?
00:34:11Did you start talking the moment you popped out of your mother's vagina?
00:34:14You keep my mom's vagina out of your mouth.
00:34:16Gladly.
00:34:16Wait, what?
00:34:17All right, anyway.
00:34:19What's the plan?
00:34:19We try to find Boosie.
00:34:21Yeah?
00:34:21If it's the crazy chick from last night, we take her down.
00:34:23No way, dude.
00:34:24That chick is like a ninja.
00:34:26Like, literally.
00:34:27She's probably got those smoke bombs.
00:34:28And poof, she's gone.
00:34:29Kind of like taking your shit on the plane.
00:34:31If you flushed and then it goes...
00:34:32Your shit just goes away.
00:34:33I've got separation anxiety.
00:34:34Maybe you can talk her to death and I'll do all the work again.
00:34:37Oh, okay.
00:34:38What if it's not the Boosie chick from the club?
00:34:41We wing it.
00:34:42Dude, that's your plan.
00:34:43Wing it.
00:34:44Just wing it.
00:34:46Stupid.
00:34:47And we can't go in there as cops.
00:34:48Well, you're not a cop.
00:34:49So, sorted.
00:34:50Oh, nice.
00:34:51That's where your spirit is today.
00:34:53Okay, fine.
00:34:54You know what?
00:34:55That badge?
00:34:55That's a red flag.
00:35:01And the gun?
00:35:03Seriously?
00:35:04You want to go in there unarmed?
00:35:07Yeah, well, I just want to go in there without risking my life again.
00:35:18Oh.
00:35:19Probably need some sunscreen around here.
00:35:33This is a bad time to mention it then.
00:35:34We've tried anything like this before.
00:35:35Oh.
00:35:38I'm hoping this bag catches the right people's attention.
00:35:47It's going to be harder than we thought, man.
00:36:19You see that kid, Becley.
00:36:21What?
00:36:22Don't mind it.
00:36:22He's been following us since we were on fire.
00:36:23All right, he's got a man.
00:36:27I don't know.
00:36:27Yes, he's good.
00:36:28I'm good.
00:36:29I'm so sick.
00:36:30Not long, man.
00:36:31Shh.
00:36:31You see that kid back there?
00:36:33No man.
00:36:33Don't mind it he's been following us since we got you. Yeah, he's sticking out like a sore thumb
00:36:39Just probably thinking what's that white monkey doing in the location?
00:36:44Nothing about a ninja woman you think the kid knows how are you a detective even how do you still
00:36:49have your own?
00:36:50He's coming over right now. What do you even still have a job?
00:36:54I don't know what I have on the night. I don't know what I'm going to do
00:36:57You're a muscle bushman. I guess you're a muscle bushman. It's not a kid. It's a midget
00:37:03You can't say midget. It's not politically correct. It's mongoloid. Definitely not mongoloid. Mongoloid means retard
00:37:29It's fast for a little
00:37:34Tripod come out
00:37:37Isn't his dick dragging in the sand? Here you go
00:37:42He's so fast. It's like a little baby cheetah
00:37:44Where are we?
00:37:46I don't know
00:37:47Fuck
00:37:48Oh
00:37:50Oh
00:37:50Oh
00:37:51Of course
00:37:53Move
00:37:54Yeah
00:38:00Well, well, well, well, well
00:38:03I see money
00:38:05You see money?
00:38:06I see it
00:38:07You see money?
00:38:08I see the man
00:38:09I give him a loser born
00:38:10It's only the money that we want
00:38:13I hear you are looking for boozy
00:38:15I told you this kid knew something
00:38:16Hey, I'm not a kid. Eat more pussy than you
00:38:20He's right though
00:38:21It's unnecessary
00:38:23You need to give that briefcase to boozy
00:38:28Money, money, money, money, money
00:38:29What about a...
00:38:31Money, money, money, money, money.
00:38:40Go
00:38:40Money
00:38:43Money
00:38:44Money
00:38:44Money
00:38:44Money
00:38:47Monster
00:38:48Look, everybody playing by the damn book.
00:38:52My dogs ain't right, but they could get us.
00:39:09General.
00:39:11Let's go.
00:39:12Let's go.
00:39:13Let's go.
00:39:21What the fuck?
00:39:22Seriously?
00:39:25Come on.
00:39:28You didn't even search me.
00:39:29I kind of feel shortchanged.
00:39:31You almost grabbed me by the short and curlies.
00:39:34Fucking get back into it.
00:39:36Yeah, yeah, fucking.
00:39:36I don't know what's in there, so you carry it.
00:39:38You better hurry up or we're going to come short.
00:39:42It's great when you're not as short as it is.
00:39:44It's over.
00:39:45It's over.
00:39:45Work, mate.
00:39:46There is a place where few people go.
00:39:51There is a woman, she dresses in bright.
00:39:57And if you're not careful, she might take your life.
00:40:03Loretto sent us.
00:40:06What's the password?
00:40:08Nightingale.
00:40:08Nightingale.
00:40:09Oh.
00:40:11Okay.
00:40:13Just give me a moment.
00:40:14I need to sort something out.
00:40:18How the fuck did you know that?
00:40:21All right.
00:40:22All right.
00:40:23Now,
00:40:25I don't know if you're going to survive this,
00:40:29but
00:40:30now we know for sure that
00:40:32you
00:40:33will never rape again.
00:40:35Huh?
00:40:36You need to go blow yourself.
00:40:38Wait, what is that?
00:40:40Just think.
00:40:40What the fuck again?
00:40:42Don't you fucking do it.
00:40:43Not again.
00:40:44Don't you fucking do it.
00:40:46Swallow it.
00:40:46Swallow it.
00:40:47Swallow it.
00:40:49Come on now.
00:40:50Don't you know it's rude to make a noise as a guest?
00:40:56Stop.
00:40:57Get your shit together.
00:41:02Where is Loretto anyway?
00:41:03She bailed.
00:41:04She was too scared to come this far.
00:41:07She lost her head.
00:41:08Mine.
00:41:10Honestly.
00:41:12Loretto?
00:41:13Always knew she didn't have balls to the game.
00:41:15Neither does he.
00:41:17Good one.
00:41:18We're in new context.
00:41:21Well, then we should get going.
00:41:24Headache's waiting for us and we're late.
00:41:26Hmm?
00:41:26What about him?
00:41:27Well, you know what they say?
00:41:29Survival of the fittest.
00:41:30If he makes it to the hospital, he lives.
00:41:32If he doesn't...
00:41:35All right.
00:41:36Let's get going.
00:41:41Headaches.
00:41:42Why is she so happy?
00:41:44Does he still have a semi?
00:41:47What the fuck?
00:41:49Don't put your thumb in me.
00:41:52Oh, fuck it.
00:42:26You here to see the big guy?
00:42:32Yeah.
00:42:33They here.
00:42:34Who's they?
00:42:35Pussy and the guards.
00:42:38Hmm.
00:42:41Now make sure you're practicing nicely.
00:42:44Last time you all spilt, my niece thought it was sherbet.
00:42:46She ran around like a mad thing for five hours.
00:42:50Hmm.
00:42:52Hmm.
00:42:58Oh, I see. Gladys Knight brought her pips.
00:43:02Lerato backed out.
00:43:05These are our new plugs.
00:43:07And the rest of these?
00:43:08Ah.
00:43:08Oh.
00:43:09That's it.
00:43:10You thought that when you came here,
00:43:13something bad was gonna happen to you.
00:43:16That I...
00:43:17to never be too careful?
00:43:18True.
00:43:22Three mil.
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:26That's gonna be a problem.
00:43:28Price just went up.
00:43:31It's Lady Tino.
00:43:32I'm telling you.
00:43:33Yeah.
00:43:34That's not how it works.
00:43:39You don't tell me how things work.
00:43:42I tell you.
00:43:44We're the ones who took the risk here.
00:43:47So I'll take any cream off the top I want.
00:43:51And it...
00:43:52I can't do that.
00:43:54See?
00:43:55Oh, you can't.
00:44:07Look at this guy.
00:44:09Look at this guy.
00:44:23Why the fuck did you do that?
00:44:24Yes.
00:44:25We've got the money and the drugs.
00:44:27The principal.
00:44:29You killed all these men because they bruised your ego.
00:44:33I was sending a message.
00:44:36How do you have a problem with the way I handle my business?
00:44:41Please do continue with the torture and the murder.
00:44:45You'll be a good girl.
00:44:47And load up.
00:44:48Because we've got places to be.
00:44:51Yeah.
00:44:54Headache.
00:44:55Headache.
00:44:56My god.
00:44:57I really got with this guy.
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Headache.
00:45:02Come on. Let's go, man. We gotta go.
00:45:04Let's go.
00:45:16I'll be there now.
00:45:27All right.
00:45:30How do your noses?
00:45:32Adjust your wigs?
00:45:33A little shorter.
00:45:36Gee, my girl.
00:45:41What's that?
00:45:43And then?
00:45:44What happened?
00:45:45Where the fuck have you been?
00:45:47Okay.
00:45:47I've been trying to get hold of you all of last night.
00:45:49I told you I had business to take care of.
00:45:51All right?
00:45:53Yeah, I didn't let my phone cause any distractions.
00:45:54Yo.
00:45:55What is all this now?
00:45:57You know, I've seen more fucked up shit since I met you than I've seen in my entire cop career.
00:46:01You should be sitting ducks out here, man.
00:46:04Just stay cool.
00:46:08Gabrielle's on the way.
00:46:11Yeah, well, Loretta really fucked up.
00:46:14You know, I always knew that bitch didn't have it in her.
00:46:18But?
00:46:19I did meet you guys and we took care of headache.
00:46:23My guys?
00:46:24Yeah, the tall white guy.
00:46:26The short black guy.
00:46:31Tell them I want to say hi.
00:46:36Hey, bitches!
00:46:37We don't have all night men.
00:46:39Let's go.
00:46:40No.
00:46:41Trevor, I'm trying to shoot you myself.
00:46:44Fuck.
00:46:48I'm trying to get you.
00:47:01Catch up.
00:47:06Oh, not this bitch again.
00:47:09Yes.
00:47:10This bitch again.
00:47:11Stop the bitch rock!
00:47:12What the fuck's going on here?
00:47:14They're cops, but you'd know that if you bother answering my calls.
00:47:18Excuse me, I'm not a cop.
00:47:20Oh, now you're not a cop.
00:47:21Well, if they want to shoot cops only, I don't want to die for them.
00:47:25I'm not a cop.
00:47:25You're going to have to explain it to us.
00:47:27Shut up!
00:47:29I had a run-in with them last night.
00:47:31You want to go another round?
00:47:32Do you?
00:47:33What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:34Everybody saw what happened last time.
00:47:36She handed them in your ass.
00:47:37You were hiding behind the bar, drinking and making cocktails to blow the whole fucking place up.
00:47:41I'm bored.
00:47:43Tie them up.
00:47:44Put them in the car.
00:47:45Why?
00:47:46Why?
00:47:47Why do we just kill them and get it over with?
00:47:50Yeah.
00:47:52And have every guy with a badge on my ass know this is our time to show to moms whether
00:47:56we can run our own shit and do this on our own.
00:48:00I fucking tie them up. I'm not scared.
00:48:07Stop!
00:48:07Stop, stop, stop, stop!
00:48:09You got me in the fucking eye!
00:48:22Stop!
00:48:23Stop, stop, stop, stop!
00:48:25Don't eat it!
00:48:26What is it?
00:48:27It's cocaine!
00:48:28Oh no!
00:48:29It smells great!
00:48:31Let's go, King Kong!
00:48:33I'll draw a fire.
00:48:35You go after the ninja.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36Me?
00:48:36Yes!
00:48:37No!
00:48:37I need a gun!
00:48:38You really want to get into the fight now.
00:48:40Yeah!
00:48:40Just go after her.
00:48:41Keep eyes on her so she doesn't get away and I'll do the rest.
00:48:44On one!
00:48:45Oh, Jesus!
00:48:46Just go!
00:48:54Come, come, come, go, go!
00:48:55She's in the corner!
00:48:57Bussie!
00:48:58Where's Bussie?
00:48:59Have you seen Bussie?
00:49:00You two on me!
00:49:01Come on!
00:49:08Okay, I could no more do that, man.
00:49:10I will die!
00:49:11Me too!
00:49:14And why didn't you say something?
00:49:16Because you're always so tough, my boy, alright?
00:49:17I wouldn't come across as a pussy.
00:49:21Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
00:49:22I am a pussy!
00:49:23I get constant anxiety!
00:49:25You do!
00:49:26Yes!
00:49:26You really do!
00:49:27Let's just, let's just sit this one out!
00:49:29Fuck yeah!
00:49:29Yeah?
00:49:30Yeah!
00:49:31First, you've seen Bussie!
00:49:33I don't know!
00:49:33I've got you, bitch!
00:49:35I usually don't hate women, but...
00:49:38I'll make a fucking deception for you, bitch!
00:49:41Okay, fuck boy, it's your turn then!
00:49:42Fuck boy, really?
00:49:43In the midst of anything that's going on, you're gonna call me a fuck boy.
00:49:47I'm a loving person!
00:49:48I'm a lover, not a fighter!
00:49:50Okay?
00:49:53Hey!
00:49:54Bussie, boy!
00:49:56Come on, Goloid's got a fucking grenade!
00:50:04Hey!
00:50:05Stop!
00:50:09Shit!
00:50:10Drev!
00:50:11Drev!
00:50:11John!
00:50:13Did I get her?
00:50:14No!
00:50:15I'm so cold, John.
00:50:41That's what we do!
00:50:43Yeah, you guys, you missed it.
00:50:46Missed everything.
00:50:46They're all trev, they needed their beauty sleep.
00:50:48Yeah, they need more beauty sleep!
00:50:50Hey, hey, it's a celebration!
00:51:00Alright, everyone, get back to work.
00:51:02This is a police station, not Joburg bloody theatre.
00:51:05You two.
00:51:07My office.
00:51:08The office? Yep!
00:51:10We're going into the office!
00:51:12You guys stay outside! You losers!
00:51:14Ah!
00:51:15Captain, you want to see us as well?
00:51:18Yeah, three T's please, make mine dry boss.
00:51:20Okay.
00:51:22The money and the drugs were seized.
00:51:25Well done.
00:51:27For what?
00:51:28She got away.
00:51:30They both did.
00:51:31Can't you just be happy for once?
00:51:34We still have no idea how high this thing goes.
00:51:36Who's this Dumanzo character?
00:51:38None of my concern.
00:51:39I'm closing the case.
00:51:40With Lady T in the wind!
00:51:41And Busi, don't forget about Busi.
00:51:43I'll circulate a description for both of them.
00:51:46Also for this Dumanzo.
00:51:47Look, we got everything we needed for now.
00:51:50Lady T's got no more place.
00:51:52Fucking A!
00:51:54Jono, let's go take a shower, man.
00:51:55I've been up all night.
00:51:59No, no, not like that.
00:52:01You guys, I meant you shower, then I shower,
00:52:05no soap on the rope.
00:52:07And then, you know, we can just chill.
00:52:09Not a fucking chance.
00:52:10I'm going back to Louise and Tessa.
00:52:12After all that we've been through.
00:52:13All of what, Trevor?
00:52:16I had your back, you had my back.
00:52:17I thought it meant something.
00:52:19It meant I was assigned to a fuck-up of a CI.
00:52:23I've been beat up, shot at, burnt.
00:52:26Seen some guy eat his own dick.
00:52:28Okay, what?
00:52:29Oh yeah, you're gonna have to look into that.
00:52:32I just want to get back to my life.
00:52:35without you.
00:52:38Cap.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:42Just for the record,
00:52:43I could have done this without you.
00:52:48So what now?
00:52:51Well, your record's clear,
00:52:52so you can go back to doing whatever it is you do.
00:52:56What I do is it's gonna land me up in jail again.
00:52:59Well, I suggest you don't do that, then.
00:53:04You know what I do is I do,
00:53:07how do I know what I'm doing and then what I do is.
00:53:13You know what I do,
00:53:13what I do is I do,
00:53:16And the idea is,
00:53:17I like to keep coming in,
00:53:22or you know,
00:53:22you've got to keep coming in,
00:53:23but I don't do it.
00:53:24I don't do it.
00:53:28So, I don't do it.
00:53:33Passes on the sissies.
00:53:35Come on.
00:53:36Is he embarrassing you?
00:53:37Yes, he is.
00:53:39He is.
00:53:39They need oxygen to heal.
00:53:40This is what healing wounds look like.
00:53:42They look nasty.
00:53:43Is it supposed to look so pussy and open and gross?
00:53:47Yes, yes.
00:53:47Ew.
00:53:57Hi, Mama.
00:54:00Hello, my girl.
00:54:02I'm hearing concerning news.
00:54:05Just some minor setbacks.
00:54:07You know how Mummy feels about setbacks, don't you?
00:54:10Yeah, yeah.
00:54:11I know.
00:54:12I'm on it.
00:54:13If you were on it, I wouldn't be calling you, would I?
00:54:17We're going to do things my way.
00:54:27So where is he now?
00:54:28No idea.
00:54:29Yeah.
00:54:30Why didn't he come over?
00:54:32He's a criminal, Louise.
00:54:33I can't have him around you and Tessa.
00:54:36He was a criminal.
00:54:38And Tessa really liked him.
00:54:40Yeah.
00:54:41Red flag.
00:54:43Faye, you've spent more time with him than any other man.
00:54:47You don't think it's worth giving it a chance?
00:54:50You said I should go to a bar and make friends like normal people.
00:54:54Well, he's grown on me.
00:54:57And I really think he's grown on you too.
00:55:01Yeah, well, it's too late now.
00:55:03What did you do to him?
00:55:05I didn't do anything.
00:55:06Oh, you must have said something.
00:55:08I mean, I might have said a few things.
00:55:12Help!
00:55:15Get out of the bed.
00:55:21Where's Tessa?
00:55:22Tessa!
00:55:27It's okay, baby.
00:55:28Just do what they say, okay?
00:55:29Sharno.
00:55:31Drop it.
00:55:32Sit the fuck down.
00:55:34Menace.
00:55:36We're guests here.
00:55:37Don't be rude.
00:55:39Please excuse us for barging in here unannounced.
00:55:42And do pardon my daughter's foul mouth.
00:55:45Please.
00:55:46It's okay, baby.
00:55:54Ah!
00:56:01We've never met.
00:56:05They call me the mumsel.
00:56:09You must be John.
00:56:11You, Johnny boy, have been giving me and my children quite the headache.
00:56:15They're not children.
00:56:17They're animals.
00:56:20Maybe once, when they were on the streets,
00:56:24alone, scared, hungry.
00:56:27But I took the men.
00:56:29I made them strong.
00:56:31I made them fearless.
00:56:35You're the kingpin.
00:56:38Did you hear that, girls?
00:56:40What do they call me on the streets again?
00:56:43Skora.
00:56:45Top dog.
00:56:47Big cheese.
00:56:48Fat cat.
00:56:49But I personally prefer being called Queenpin for obvious reasons.
00:56:57May I?
00:57:06Do you enjoy playing hide and seek, John?
00:57:09Amazing how much joy can be found in the art of hiding from another person.
00:57:15But what I never understood, girls, is why you always hid in the same obvious place.
00:57:20Perhaps, perhaps, it is a delight of knowing that they'll be found.
00:57:27That's the thrill of the game.
00:57:30The anticipation of footsteps slowly approaching, knowing the inevitable is near.
00:57:41Come out from wherever you are.
00:57:44And the little hearts racing faster and faster.
00:57:48Hearts!
00:57:49They never hid in the closet,
00:57:53behind the curtain,
00:57:54or in the laundry bin.
00:57:58Where do you think they hid, Johnny boy?
00:58:02Huh?
00:58:06Ready or not,
00:58:08here I come.
00:58:16No!
00:58:19No!
00:58:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:58:23No.
00:58:23What?
00:58:26We'll be in touch.
00:58:28Johnny boy.
00:58:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:58:34He's giving me.
00:58:35No!
00:58:49We have to put it in an induced coma.
00:58:52it will help her recover.
00:58:54How long?
00:58:55Well for now I can't say.
00:58:57We'll just have to check how she responds to treatment.
00:59:01But we'll just keep monitoring her.
00:59:18I'll get old baby back this way.
00:59:26Alright Charlie 3 come in.
00:59:28Yes.
00:59:28Coloured female.
00:59:2912 years old.
00:59:30This is a minor.
00:59:31Yeah minor.
00:59:32She's still in sleep way.
00:59:36I fucking told you we needed to get them.
00:59:39I'm sorry John.
00:59:40Sorry he's not going to bring my daughter back.
00:59:41Look we're doing everything we can.
00:59:43How's Louise?
00:59:44How the fuck do you think she's doing?
00:59:48Calling in my contacts.
00:59:49You don't have any contacts.
00:59:51I'll go door to door.
00:59:51John you are too close to this.
00:59:53You need to let us do this without you.
00:59:54What the hell are you doing?
00:59:56John.
00:59:59John.
01:00:00You know the protocol.
01:00:02Look around.
01:00:04Everybody but the guy down in evidence is up here.
01:00:08Just take a breath.
01:00:13I need a moment.
01:00:15I need a moment.
01:00:22Johnny boy.
01:00:23I'm touching you dead.
01:00:25You really want to threaten me here.
01:00:27Let's just take a step back shall we?
01:00:29What do you want?
01:00:30That sounds better.
01:00:32You know exactly what I want.
01:00:33It's all locked away in evidence.
01:00:34Of course that's the fun part.
01:00:37You're going to get it back for me.
01:00:39How the fuck do you expect me to do that?
01:00:41Somehow I think you're going to make a plan.
01:00:45I'll call you with a location within an hour.
01:00:50I think you know what will happen if you don't pull this off.
01:00:53Any sign of the police she does.
01:00:56I can't do this alone.
01:00:58Okay then.
01:00:59Bring a plus one.
01:01:04Let's see how much daddy loves you.
01:01:06Huh?
01:01:10What's the play here?
01:01:11Aren't you too tired of being ice boys?
01:01:14Wouldn't you rather be the moreki?
01:01:17Headaches.
01:01:17And all these men think they own the trade in this country.
01:01:21But they didn't see us ladies coming, did they?
01:01:24And where are we going?
01:01:25Well, it was supposed to be a surprise.
01:01:27But the two of you fucked it up royally.
01:01:30We now own a share in the most luxurious train in the world.
01:01:35Access to 30,000 kilometers of the most advanced railway system on the continent.
01:01:41Mostly unmonitored.
01:01:42Run by men who wouldn't think twice of turning the other way for a cold drink.
01:01:47Our product can run free.
01:01:49What if they hit our stuff?
01:01:50That's where the two of you come in, my darling.
01:01:53Those men are on my payroll.
01:01:55It's your job to manage that side of the business.
01:01:58Keep them in check.
01:01:59Keep them in check.
01:02:03Come on.
01:02:10Nope.
01:02:11Hi, you've reached Trevor.
01:02:12Please leave a message.
01:02:13Unless he's a white gorilla, then fuck you, John.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Come on.
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You better be calling to apologize.
01:02:30Something's happened.
01:02:33I think you've mispronounced.
01:02:35I'm sorry, Trevor.
01:02:36How can I make it up to you?
01:02:38I really need your help.
01:02:39What happened to him?
01:02:41I could have done it all without you.
01:02:43Put Louise in hospital and they've taken Tessa.
01:02:47Yeah, but I'm just a fuck up of a CI.
01:02:49You've got a whole building full of cuffs to help you.
01:02:52What we need to do isn't exactly legal.
01:02:57So you're in.
01:02:58Only for Louise and Tessa.
01:03:00I don't give a fuck about you.
01:03:01You can go fuck yourself, John.
01:03:03That's good enough for me.
01:03:05Okay.
01:03:05Yeah.
01:03:05So what's the plan?
01:03:10What the fuck are you doing down here, pretty boy?
01:03:13Who are you?
01:03:13I'm the guy the captain seems to come ask you who the fuck you think you are!
01:03:18What?
01:03:18The detective's daughter's missing and you're sitting down there twiddling your fucking thumbs!
01:03:22No, no, no. This works.
01:03:24It's hands on deck, not hands on deck!
01:03:28Hey, are you on porno?
01:03:30Are you surfing the internet on the station's Wi-Fi?
01:03:33I wouldn't.
01:03:34Honestly!
01:03:35The girl's gonna die!
01:03:36Hurry!
01:03:37It's a golden wand!
01:03:39It's all-
01:03:39Wait, wait.
01:03:40That was too much.
01:03:40I'm sorry.
01:03:41Bring it in.
01:03:42Bring it in for the room.
01:03:43Sorry about that.
01:03:44So sorry.
01:03:45You'll be okay.
01:03:47Just go check on the detective's daughter.
01:03:49Hurry!
01:03:50It's a golden wand!
01:03:52She's gonna die!
01:04:04I can't believe that actually worked.
01:04:07Quick, grab the duffel bags.
01:04:08I'll grab the rest of the shit.
01:04:11Let's go.
01:04:11Isn't there something you want to say to me first?
01:04:14Seriously?
01:04:15Now?
01:04:16Yes, now.
01:04:17I'm sorry.
01:04:19And?
01:04:20I can't do this without you.
01:04:23And?
01:04:24And we can shower and chill when we're done.
01:04:26Come on.
01:04:26I'm not really into dudes, but it'll do.
01:04:29For fuck's sake.
01:04:31Does that look like a duffel bag?
01:04:34Yeah.
01:04:35Grab it.
01:04:36Oh!
01:04:37Oh!
01:04:38Oh!
01:04:38Oh no!
01:04:39Oh!
01:04:40I got the drugs.
01:04:43Hustle.
01:04:44I gave you the light bags.
01:04:58In 20 minutes time, we're gonna start the search.
01:05:01Central, moving out in four different sections.
01:05:04We're gonna start with public transport.
01:05:05Make sure you're working with the guys in the taxi unit.
01:05:07We'll also be gonna be...
01:05:09Sir!
01:05:09I'm here, sir.
01:05:11What?
01:05:11He said old Hansel Deck.
01:05:12I'm here, sir.
01:05:13I didn't mean you.
01:05:14Shelters.
01:05:15Check out the shelters.
01:05:16The buildings.
01:05:17Who?
01:05:17What?
01:05:19You know, loud, chatty, big eyes, scar on the nose.
01:05:25Shit!
01:05:26You guys, come with me.
01:05:28Evidence room now!
01:05:29Evidence room!
01:05:31Let's go.
01:05:31Come on.
01:05:31Strike it!
01:05:32It's alright.
01:05:33That's it.
01:05:39Trevor!
01:05:40John, would you stop fucking around?
01:05:42What car is this?
01:05:43This is our car.
01:05:44This is a piece of shit.
01:05:45We needed to get something on Tracy.
01:05:46But if we get followed, they'll kill Tessa.
01:05:48Oh, man.
01:05:49So we really aren't our own in this one?
01:05:50Yup.
01:05:52Fucking hell.
01:05:52I'm not gonna ride in this thing, man.
01:05:54It's a big...
01:05:55And?
01:05:56Just say, where?
01:05:58Good boy.
01:06:00Pretoria North.
01:06:01The big railway station.
01:06:05They're gonna be okay, bro.
01:06:09I promise.
01:06:10Thanks.
01:06:19Come on!
01:06:20Come on!
01:06:32You had one job, bro.
01:06:37Shit!
01:06:39Shit!
01:06:40Got a surprise for you.
01:06:41Yeah?
01:06:42Check it out.
01:06:43Alright.
01:06:44That's yours.
01:06:46Okay.
01:06:47This is how you use it.
01:06:49Cock it.
01:06:50Aim.
01:06:51Point at the bad guys and shoot.
01:06:53Finger off the trigger until you're absolutely ready that you got a shot.
01:06:56Alright?
01:06:57Got it?
01:06:57No.
01:06:58Fuck's sake.
01:06:59Just take the wheel.
01:07:00That's illegal.
01:07:02Everything we're doing right now is illegal, okay?
01:07:04Cock it.
01:07:05Point at the bad guys and shoot.
01:07:07It's not rocket science.
01:07:09Huh?
01:07:10Yeah.
01:07:14Okay, wait.
01:07:15Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07:18Wait.
01:07:21What?
01:07:22Is that a dating app, Captain?
01:07:23Yeah.
01:07:24What?
01:07:25Just asking.
01:07:27Shit!
01:07:29Come on.
01:07:33Fuck!
01:07:34Fuck!
01:07:35What's wrong?
01:07:37John and his buddy are about to get themselves killed.
01:07:40Yes!
01:07:45Can we take that parking sport, Captain?
01:07:50Oh, Lord God.
01:07:52I pray to you through the sweet innocent eyes of the black baby Jesus hanging on my grandmother's
01:08:00wall.
01:08:01I pray that you are with me through this battle which is about to ensue.
01:08:08It is a very, very, very dangerous one and I would like to go out to the clean slate.
01:08:14I pray that, God, you fill me with your Holy Spirit or any other liquid that you'd like to fill
01:08:22me in with.
01:08:24Not in a sexual way.
01:08:25I've already been filled in in prison.
01:08:28That was not nice.
01:08:31Amen.
01:08:32Amen.
01:08:48You know, I actually wanted to tell you the writer was actually not such a bad person.
01:08:51She would have actually been so good for this.
01:08:54Yeah.
01:08:57Yeah.
01:08:58Yeah, we go.
01:09:08Your boys are here.
01:09:09Hey, you don't say that.
01:09:10You don't call us boys.
01:09:11We're fully grown men.
01:09:18Hello.
01:09:19Is that your plus one, John?
01:09:22This is my partner.
01:09:27Who's that lady?
01:09:28She's running the show.
01:09:30So do you really mean that?
01:09:31I'm your partner?
01:09:32Where is the staff?
01:09:33Where's Tessa?
01:09:41Dad!
01:09:42Dad!
01:09:43It's okay, baby.
01:09:43Dad!
01:09:44It's okay.
01:09:45It's okay, baby.
01:09:46Just stay calm.
01:09:47Dad!
01:09:47It's okay.
01:09:52He landed.
01:09:54Not you.
01:09:56You know, all this drama could have been prevented.
01:09:59If only you just left us alone, John.
01:10:14He got this, buddy.
01:10:15You got this, buddy.
01:10:25He got this, buddy.
01:10:30He got this, buddy.
01:10:52Did you really think it was going to be that simple?
01:10:58Did you?
01:11:05What are you doing?
01:11:07The safety's on!
01:11:08You didn't say nothing about his safety!
01:11:16Just point and shoot!
01:11:22No, no, no, no, no!
01:11:27Get back here!
01:11:28You're going to get yourself killed!
01:11:29What are you doing?
01:11:32What are you doing?
01:11:38Just aim at the bad guys!
01:11:40You're going to kill us!
01:11:41Hey, listen.
01:11:42I'm not dying like this.
01:11:43Neither am I.
01:11:47Get the money.
01:11:48You get the money!
01:11:50Get the money.
01:11:50Let's shut you.
01:11:57Jesus!
01:11:59Holy shit.
01:12:00Little black baby Jesus must really love you.
01:12:03Okay, I'm going after them.
01:12:04Watch Tessa for me, all right?
01:12:05No, no, no, no, Doc.
01:12:05It's okay, baby.
01:12:07Listen to me.
01:12:08Listen to me.
01:12:09It's going to be okay.
01:12:09I promise you I'll be back.
01:12:10It'll be okay.
01:12:12I love you.
01:12:13I love you, too.
01:12:14I love you.
01:12:24I'm going to get your dad!
01:12:26You're going to be all right.
01:12:38I love you, too.
01:12:42Oh, my God.
01:12:52Oh, my God.
01:13:17Oh, my God.
01:13:49Oh, my God.
01:13:51Oh, my God.
01:13:59This is how we first met.
01:14:02I didn't think I would die like this.
01:14:08Bitch, you died the moment you touched my family.
01:14:12And now I'm going after yours.
01:14:30Take cover!
01:14:32What's that?
01:14:33Where the son?
01:14:37Satan!
01:14:41Hey!
01:14:42Oh, God!
01:14:43Oh, my God!
01:14:44There's no asshole!
01:14:47Oh, my God!
01:14:49Ah!
01:14:51Oh!
01:15:02Ah!
01:15:02What?
01:15:04Bob-a-satan.
01:15:08Do you think I'm getting...
01:15:09Fuck!
01:15:20What a pity.
01:15:22Under normal circumstances,
01:15:24I'd have climbed that woman like a tree.
01:15:27Excuse me, what?
01:15:30Hide behind a tree!
01:15:32Let me come! Please! Come on!
01:15:34No! No!
01:15:35He left your gun behind.
01:16:06Oh, man! There's bloody my mouth!
01:16:10Your DNA and my DNA are mixing!
01:16:12There's a mix of this baby in my mouth!
01:16:16What?
01:16:17What, Regis?
01:16:17Why don't you bat say something?
01:16:20What?
01:16:21Regis!
01:16:38Get up!
01:16:40Come on!
01:16:42Where's your gun?
01:16:43What?
01:16:43Oh, no!
01:16:45Seriously?
01:16:48Where's Tessa?
01:16:49Don't worry! She's there!
01:16:50Are you sure?
01:16:51Yeah! She's in the tree!
01:16:53Oh, man! I'm in the tree!
01:16:54What?
01:16:55Just...
01:16:56Listen.
01:16:56You go that way.
01:16:57I'll go that way. We'll take her together, okay?
01:16:59You got this, buddy. Come on!
01:17:03инm...
01:17:13You got this?
01:17:14We're going to find a man!
01:17:19No!
01:17:20No!
01:17:23No!
01:17:24No!
01:17:26No!
01:17:27I'm going to find a man in a woman.
01:17:27No!
01:17:28No!
01:17:29No!
01:17:30No!
01:17:31What?
01:17:32What?
01:17:33Are you hot?
01:17:34A little bit.
01:17:36Oh!
01:17:38Grab!
01:17:39Grab the pe...
01:17:40Grab the pe...
01:17:42No!
01:17:42What the f...
01:17:45Come on, come on!
01:17:46Come on!
01:18:01Please, man!
01:18:02How long was that grenade in your pants?
01:18:05Just long enough to wipe the cop cheese off!
01:18:07Never mind!
01:18:08Good job!
01:18:09Dad!
01:18:10Yes, sir!
01:18:12Oh, fuck, man!
01:18:13Why is it always me with this shit?
01:18:15Let's pretend it's tomato sauce!
01:18:18Oh, that worked!
01:18:19I didn't care!
01:18:20Hold on.
01:18:21You're finally becoming a man.
01:18:27Hold on, partner.
01:18:28I couldn't have done this without you.
01:18:58Time to switch it up.
01:18:59Then we go find him.
01:19:00That's the storm that we've ridden.
01:19:01All we want do is win.
01:19:02Look.
01:19:03We work hard, play hard.
01:19:05We always on our job.
01:19:08Heard him say we can't change.
01:19:09We always play games.
01:19:11We go!
01:19:12Go!
01:19:13Go!
01:19:13Go!
01:19:16It's taking some time, but the paperwork is done.
01:19:19You guys in the clear.
01:19:20Nice.
01:19:22And?
01:19:23It's the academy for you in a couple of weeks.
01:19:25You better get your ass in the gear.
01:19:26You're gonna be a cop in the office.
01:19:28Oh, wait!
01:19:28It's true!
01:19:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:19:31You can't be fucking silly as much.
01:19:32Who else is gonna give this guy a job, man?
01:19:34He's wearing pajamas.
01:19:35Okay.
01:19:36Singers of Old Town Road.
01:19:37Lalelle.
01:19:38Your mother called.
01:19:40She booked a full night of this.
01:19:41Okay.
01:19:42Just make sure you're on top, Trevor.
01:19:43Yeah, she's a one-tonner.
01:19:45You can always climb like a tree.
01:19:48What?
01:19:50Nothing.
01:19:51Nothing.
01:19:52Ex-nay on the tree-snay.
01:19:53Help your mom.
01:19:54Help your mom.
01:19:55It's your fault.
01:19:55It's your fault.
01:19:56Private school kids.
01:19:57Come on.
01:19:59Put on the cookies.
01:20:02Yeah, I'll put my meat in your mouth.
01:20:04Come on.
01:20:05It's real.
01:20:07It's real.
01:20:13It's nature.
01:20:14It's nature.
01:20:15It's originating a community!
01:20:19It's so cool!
01:20:21I don't think so.
01:20:21I just learned a brother!
01:20:24Well, when you ever went to death and solve the kill or cause you should dare like your love.
01:20:25But then and we're running the kill, we're running the keep.
01:20:28But then, again, we're running the change of flour.
01:20:30So, you've got to make your own money as possible.
01:20:32You've been sending leads to until the fuel of the army and the following оруж standard.
01:20:33The price ofribolation in war now.
01:20:36Touch me.
01:20:38Touch me.
01:20:40Hello.
01:20:42Hello.
01:20:48Hey.
01:20:49Hey.
01:20:49I'm in here.
01:20:50Oh.
01:20:5350, 50.
01:20:55Remember.
01:20:56I'm a woman.
01:20:57Yeah, yeah.
01:21:08Don't touch me
01:21:26Don't touch me
01:21:29Don't touch me
01:21:30Don't touch me
01:21:32Don't touch me
01:21:34Don't touch me
01:21:35Take on what they gonna ask, night is shook
01:21:37I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:21:41Everybody playing by the damn book
01:21:43My dogs ain't right, bitch they crook
01:21:46Yeah, yeah
01:21:48Don't touch me
01:21:50Don't touch me
01:21:52Don't touch me
01:21:56Don't touch me
01:21:59Take on what they gonna ask, night is shook
01:22:01I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:06Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:09My dogs ain't right, bitch they crook
01:22:11Yeah, yeah
01:22:12Don't touch me
01:22:18Don't touch me
01:22:19Don't touch me
01:22:20Don't touch me
01:22:22Take on what they gonna ask, night is shook
01:22:25I'm getting money when I go out, they just look
01:22:29Everybody playing by the damn book
01:22:31My dogs ain't right, bitch they crook
01:22:34Yeah, yeah
01:22:47Just be your house
01:22:47Just be your house
01:22:51Just be your house
01:23:04My
01:23:16I'm getting money
01:23:18I'm getting money
01:23:19I'm getting money
01:23:23That's it
01:23:26I'm getting money
01:23:28And that's it
01:23:30Just be your house
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