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The Great Race (1965) Part Two (ENG) HD [Full Movie] [Trending Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:28The End
00:33Smokescreen, Max! Give him a smokescreen!
00:35Smokescreen!
00:40No, you idiot! The smokescreen pushed the butt back!
00:44Smokescreen!
01:03Get it down!
01:07Get it down!
01:22Get it down!
01:24Get it down!
01:26Take cover, you fools!
01:29Take cover, Indian savages!
01:33Get a pussy!
01:36Savages behind us!
01:38Hey!
01:39Savages attacking us!
01:41Hey, we're in!
01:43Take cover!
01:44Welcome to Baraj.
01:45Yes, thank you, Indian savages attacking us.
01:48Right behind us!
01:50An attack! An attack!
01:51What's funny?
01:52Oh, there was just the sheriff and some of the men dressed up like Indians.
01:57Why, they done rode out to welcome you.
01:59Well, that's very reassuring, Mr. Mayor.
02:01Now, if you will just show us where the gasoliners will be on our way, eh?
02:04On your way?
02:05Yes, you understand every effect and count.
02:06You can't go now!
02:08What do you mean we can't go now?
02:10Gotta have guests, guests, guests, guests!
02:12You're the guest of honor!
02:13Well, I don't want to be a guest of honor!
02:15I shall present you with this here key to the city!
02:18I want a key! What's gas? Gas! Gas! Gas!
02:20As mayor of Baracho, I want...
02:21I want gas!
02:23Then I want it now!
02:24You ain't gonna get no gas till tomorrow!
02:26Tomorrow?
02:27Tomorrow?
02:27You're gonna accept this here key?
02:30You're gonna attend that meeting tonight?
02:32Or if I jumped up, Harry, you're gonna be guest of honor at a necktie party!
02:37Next time!
02:38Well, what kind of cheap present is that?
02:41You listen to me, you cheap, beely-mouthed, third-rate board heater!
02:44Somebody get me a rope!
02:45You want a rope? I got a rope and a car!
02:47A rope!
02:48Dive!
02:48Somebody get me a rope!
02:49Hurry up! They're leaving!
02:51They're leaving!
02:53Get me a rope, somebody!
02:55Get me a rope!
03:08Are you gonna give us any trouble?
03:10I beg your pardon.
03:11We've been planning this here shindig for over a week.
03:14Now, do we string up the bunch of you?
03:16Are you gonna cooperate and be the guest of honor?
03:18Gentlemen, I greet you with cordiality and good cheer, and it's a pleasure to be accorded
03:23this great honor.
03:24Oh, it's a big celebration tonight.
03:26You ain't gonna get no gas till tomorrow.
03:27My friends and I look forward to your celebration and the hospitality of your charming community.
03:33Well, let's enjoy it!
03:35It looks to me like a big night tonight, a big night tonight, a big night tonight, a big night
03:41tonight.
03:41Oh, pass away all the mice want to play, and it looks like a big night tonight, tonight, tonight.
03:51It looks like a big night tonight, and the old cats away all the mice want to play, and it
03:58looks like a big night tonight.
04:35Quiet! Citizens of Borracho! Quiet! Quiet! Citizens of Borracho! Thank you.
04:41As mayor of Borracho, I offer a toast to our guest of honor, the great Leslie.
04:55To the fair city of Borracho.
05:05Now, here she is, the queen of the west, Borracho's own, Lily Olay!
05:18He sleeps out there, out where the coyotes wail.
05:27The reason he ain't at the bar with the boys makes quite a dismal tale.
05:45He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
05:50He ought in the shouldn't have had enough nursery.
05:55You don't get many callers sleeping on the lone prairie.
05:59But he shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
06:04Way out west, we're wild and woolly in order to explain it fully.
06:08We're tall, grown, all grown.
06:13All the men are hairy-chested and all the women double-breasted.
06:18We're ladylike until molested and then we're on our own.
06:22He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
06:26He ought in the shouldn't have had enough felt so free.
06:31His wife gets the insurance and I'm sorry as can be.
06:36But he shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
06:40This here job is mighty trying.
06:43Sometimes the room is fairly flying with high balls.
06:47Eye balls.
06:50One got till somebody got him tore up the joint from top to bottom.
06:54I think I was the one that shot him as near as I recall.
06:59He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
07:03He massacred eight or nine minutes of lazy beef.
07:07He then took on the sheriff and the sheriff's deputy.
07:12But he shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
07:22All you boys remember Harry the Wrangler.
07:25I was set to marry a long man, strong man.
07:31One night he yells, I'm from Texas and sucks me in my solar plexus.
07:35Well, having normal good reflexes I knocked him on his can.
07:40He shouldn't have had enough out in the black my eye.
07:44I'm really a lovable, peaceable kind of guy.
07:49I wouldn't scare a rabbit and I couldn't harm a flea.
07:54But he shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
07:56Ha ha!
08:00Spot on the gas!
08:02Sure!
08:16If this story has a moral, it's when you're looking for a quarrel or showdown.
08:22Slow down, slow down.
08:25If by now you haven't mastered the gentle art of getting plastered,
08:30you're just a lowdown.
08:31You ain't mastered the motto of our town.
08:34You shouldn't have had enough out in the start, no fight.
08:37Our burying ground is a most impressive sight.
08:43The message on them tombstones is as simple as can be.
08:52He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
08:57He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
09:10Howdy, Mayor. Howdy, Sheriff.
09:12Hello there, Curly. Hello there.
09:16And, Lily, this here's our guest of honor, the great Leslie.
09:19It's a pleasure to meet you.
09:20Welcome to Buracho, honey.
09:25Um, won't you join us?
09:28Well, just for a minute, scoot over, honey.
09:30How long you all gonna be here?
09:32Unfortunately, just for the night.
09:33Oh.
09:33We, uh, have to leave in the morning.
09:35That's a pity.
09:36Yes.
09:36I would like to propose a toast to Miss Olay.
09:41Yeah?
09:43It's lucky Texas Jack ain't around.
09:46He'd gun that dude for sure.
09:55Pardon me, Mr. Partner.
09:56Oh.
09:57Who is this Texas Jack?
10:00Who's Texas Jack?
10:02Who?
10:03The roughest, toughest gunslinger in these parts.
10:07Lily's his girl.
10:09Ooh.
10:10Lily's his girl.
10:12Terrific.
10:12Oh.
10:24Oh.
10:25Honey, your smile is downright painful.
10:28Are you a native of Buracho?
10:30I ain't no native.
10:32I was born here.
10:34Mr. Partner.
10:35Yeah.
10:36Where would I find Miss Texas Jack?
10:39He's got a ranch about eight miles south of town.
10:42Well, thank you.
10:47I say I gotta go up and get on about their moon again.
10:50Don't go away.
10:50You hear?
10:51It's been a pleasure to meet you.
10:52Welcome to Buracho, honey.
11:05Texas Jack.
11:08Jack!
11:22Jack!
11:23Now, wait a minute, Jack.
11:25This is a friendly celebration.
11:27Fiddly-dee!
11:29I don't much like the way you're celebrating.
11:31So you just step back, Sheriff, unless you wanna fall back.
11:36Howdy, Jack, honey.
11:49Don't get robbed.
11:50Now, Jack, honey, don't get robbed.
11:51He's a guest of honor.
11:52What?
11:59Now, just a moment.
12:06I'm afraid, sir, you have me at a disadvantage.
12:08I'm afraid, sir, you have me at a disadvantage.
12:08As you can see, I am unarmed.
12:11He's unarmed.
12:20Let's get the guest.
12:21Not yet.
12:23All right, now.
12:24Come on, now.
12:24Everybody stand back and give a man some fighting room.
12:27Ow!
12:27Ow!
12:29Ow!
12:36Ow!
12:36Now, when you give me some fighting room!
12:38Ow!
12:45Ow!
12:46My camera!
13:07Citizens of burracho! Stop! Music, somebody! Start the music!
13:36Citizens of burracho!
13:56Now will you give me some fighting room?
13:59Sheriff, honey!
14:10Excuse me, please.
14:33Now look what you've done!
14:34Me!
14:36No!
14:38No!
14:41No!
14:43No!
14:46No!
14:48No!
14:51No!
14:53No!
15:06There's the case!
15:07Fight!
15:08Fight in the saloon!
15:09FIGHT! FIGHT!
15:15He's drunk! He's crazy! He's terrible!
15:20Running a mark, I tell you!
15:28Get the gas! Get the gas!
15:30Get the gas!
15:37Where's the car?
15:39Where's the car?
15:40Get the car!
16:01Get the gas!
16:08Take fire! Take fire!
16:10Take fire!
16:36you
16:40Boom!
16:42You
16:42You
16:43You
16:48Pauc!
16:49Get the gas!
16:53Come on!
16:54Oh
16:55Get the gas!
17:14Now can I have me some fat room?
17:22The back is full. I'll put the rest of the gas in the seat.
17:27Leave it!
17:28Leave it! Can't leave it! Can't leave it for Leslie!
17:30Leave Leslie to me! Start the car!
17:35Switch on!
17:44My apologies.
17:51The gasoline!
17:59We shall win!
18:17Well, that finishes Leslie.
18:19No, no. Not Leslie. Never Leslie.
18:22The great Leslie. He'll think of something,
18:23but we'll be in Alaska by the time he dies.
18:47Let's go!
18:55Well, here we go,
19:03I'm offering you a lift.
19:12Or would you prefer an engraved invitation?
19:18I might consider an apology.
19:20An apology?
19:22For what?
19:23It's 20 miles back to Borracho.
19:24You'd never make it.
19:25Well, that's your fault.
19:27My fault?
19:28I warned you I would not be left behind in Borracho.
19:32You left me no choice, so I had to stow away in Fate's car.
19:35And he cast you adrift.
19:37And if you had provided me with transportation as far as Gromit,
19:40where I could have caught a train, it never would have happened.
19:43Gromit was 100 miles out of our way.
19:46And where are you going now?
19:49Well, because Professor Fate destroyed all the gasoline,
19:52Gromit is a matter of necessity.
19:55And when you reach Gromit, you'll send for gasoline?
19:57Certainly.
19:58But if you were to send for gasoline now,
20:00it would be in Gromit when you arrived.
20:02If I were to send for gasoline now, I would need a telegraph.
20:07Not necessarily.
20:19I will take you no further than Gromit.
20:46Hey, Professor, where are we going?
20:47We saved 15 miles by following the tracks, Max.
20:52Oh, how terrific.
21:01Monster?
21:05Yeah.
21:13Oh, fuck.
21:17Oh.
21:17Oh.
21:19Oh.
21:35Is that campbelline?
21:37Sure is.
21:38Oh, fine.
21:40Come and get me a handle.
21:41Wait a minute.
21:43Nobody gets nothing till it's signed for.
21:45Of course.
21:46You M. Dubois?
21:48I beg your pardon.
21:50Gasoline's consigned to M. Dubois.
21:52What?
21:53Oh, I'm M. Dubois.
21:54I knew it.
21:55You got some identification?
21:56What did I tell you?
21:57I told you not to trust her.
21:59My press card.
22:02Okay, just sign on the line.
22:06What if I don't sign?
22:07You see?
22:08Look, ma'am, you don't sign, you don't get no gas.
22:12Well, Mr. Leslie, you wish to continue the race.
22:15So do I.
22:16As far as the West Coast?
22:18If she goes, I stay.
22:22Hezekiah.
22:22You gonna sign or do I send the gas back to New York?
22:25Mr. Dubois, this is very...
22:27The gas is yours if you take me to the West Coast.
22:29Under the circumstances, I consider that a fair exchange.
22:32Load the gas back on the train.
22:34Excuse me.
22:34She's not signing and the train's leaving in five minutes.
22:37Just one moment, please, sir.
22:39I will not leave without Hezekiah.
22:41If I can change his mind?
22:44All right.
22:50Suppose you don't change his mind.
22:53Well, then I shall take this train back to New York.
22:59Sir, let me give you a hand with the gasoline.
23:02Boys, would you care to join me?
23:08Hezekiah, I understand how you feel.
23:11But I beg you to reconsider.
23:14A deal's a deal.
23:20Well, then I guess I'll have to hurry or I'll miss my train.
23:23Goodbye, Hezekiah.
23:25You mean?
23:27Well, a deal is a deal.
23:29It's been wonderful knowing you.
23:31What about the gas?
23:32I signed for it.
23:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, well, I'm sorry.
23:37You see, this race ain't the right place for a woman.
23:41I understand.
23:42Boy!
23:46Well, would you take me to the train?
23:48Oh, yes, ma'am.
23:56Boys and girls, this is a six-cylinder automobile with an overhead cam that can produce...
24:01It was built by a company especially for me for this race.
24:05It...
24:25He, um, he just wouldn't listen.
24:28I told him and, um, he said that, um, well, he's, he's had enough and, um, he didn't think he
24:35could win anyway.
24:37And, um, uh, he said he was, uh,
24:40I'm gonna go back to New York.
24:42That double-crossing female!
24:45Hey!
24:46Hey, boss!
24:50Hey, conductor!
24:52You are trying my patience, madam!
24:56We know our rights!
24:57You're obstructing traffic and you're disturbing the peace!
25:00And you are exceeding your authority!
25:02I ain't exceeding nothing, lady!
25:04Then arrest us!
25:06What?
25:07Arrest us, I dare you!
25:09We want job!
25:10We want job!
25:12We want job!
25:14We want job!
25:16We want job!
25:17We want job!
25:18We want job!
25:18Sorry, sir.
25:19I want you to run over to City Hall and bail out Mrs. Goodbody.
25:21Yes, sir.
25:23In about two hours.
25:24Yes, sir.
25:26We want job!
25:27We want job!
25:32We want job!
25:53I once went on an anthropological expedition to study the Kwakiutl Indians.
25:59In winter, one Kwakiutl in a blanket froze.
26:04But two Kwakiutl's in the same blanket were warmer.
26:19Would you hold this, please?
26:21Champagne.
26:23You put alcohol in the radiator of the automobile to keep it from freezing, don't you?
26:41I can't see a thing.
26:44Neither can I.
26:48Maybe we better stop.
26:57I can't stand it, I'm freezing to death.
26:59Shut up!
27:02Even the thermometer is frozen.
27:06Everything's frozen.
27:13Look at that!
27:30It won't take long to grow back.
27:32It's only a half a mustache.
27:54What was that?
27:55I don't know.
27:57Well, I'll go see.
28:12Mr. Boy, please.
28:16Mr. Boy, please.
28:29Big news"?
28:29Never, never, never, Never.
28:45Shh!
28:47Nice
28:52oh i'm so terribly sorry i thought you were maximilian nothing to worry about we have a lot
29:01more champagne in the car oh
29:27yes where are you behind the rock behind which rock
29:40this rock you idiot
29:42come on
29:53close the door and hurry it bring it up
30:04we're safe up here yeah yeah safe here
30:20my apologies there's a polar bear in our car
30:23if you don't leave this car immediately i shall personally feed you to the bear
30:28if the bears don't get us we'll certainly freeze to death out there freeze right up
30:32as far as freezing is concerned you have the same chance that we have
30:36not if you put us out in the blizzard
30:38it's going very bad
30:39may i point out that you've completely demolished my top
30:43and there's very little difference between the blizzard out there and in here
30:47except that you have blankets and stimulants stimulants stimulants
30:51he's right
30:53mr boy you're not suggesting that i two in a blanket stand a better chance than one
30:57then four in a blanket
30:59he's a cheat and a liar
31:01that's beside the point
31:03the point is that we're freezing
31:05yes and the time has come to cast aside our personal differences
31:09bury the hatchet
31:11and you know who has the hatchet
31:13he doesn't have a hatchet i promise you he doesn't even have a whole mustache now why can't we settle
31:17this whole thing underneath the blanket
31:18yes he's right we must get underneath the blankets together close together
31:22therefore it will be necessary to lower the seat
31:26lower the seat
31:27lower the seat
31:28i got it
31:29ah the match don't push
31:32to make the foot
31:33watch that foot
31:35oh
31:36i beg your pardon
31:37champagne professor
31:39oh thank you
31:42this is terrific
31:43may i propose a toast
31:48what's so funny
31:49something wrong
31:50what happened to your mustache
31:52i broke it off
31:54you what
31:55i broke it off it was frozen
31:57look
31:58ow
31:59ow
32:16what time is it
32:18just a moment
32:347 30
32:39good morning
32:40good morning
32:41good morning
32:41oh
32:42oh very big
32:43very big
32:43the head very big
32:45time to get up
32:49professor
32:49time to get up
32:52come on professor
32:53rise and shine
32:55rise and shine
32:577 30
32:58then you rise
32:59you shine
33:01he's always like this
33:02in the morning
33:03i'm not always like this in the morning
33:05this particular morning
33:06i happen to be seasick
33:07too much champagne
33:09i'm not sick from champagne
33:11i'm sick from the sea
33:12it's not necessary to yell at
33:14i'll yell at
33:15whoever i want to yell at
33:17always yells like this
33:18let me out of here
33:237 30 in the morning
33:25you idiots
33:26i'm seasick
33:30rise and shine
33:33rise and shine
33:44i'm coming to perfection
33:46help
33:47i got you
33:48i got you
34:09they say there's a tree in the forest
34:14a tree that will give you a sign
34:21come along with me to the sweet heart tree
34:27come and carve your name next to mine
34:32they say if you give the right sweet heart
34:37the one you've been waiting for
34:43they blossoms of wine
34:46they'll burst into sight
34:49and your love will be true
34:51evermore
35:19they say if you kiss the right sweet heart
35:23The one you've been waiting for
35:30Eight blossoms of wine will burst into sight
35:35And your love will be true evermore
36:01You're wasting your time
36:03Perhaps
36:05We're melting
36:07Slowly
36:08We're gonna sink
36:11Eventually
36:11Then you're wasting your time
36:14I shall place this log
36:18In a watertight container
36:20If found
36:21It shall provide valuable information
36:24For those who may follow
36:27Valuable information
36:28For those who may follow
36:30Professor
36:31What?
36:31I got an idea
36:32What?
36:33Instead of the book
36:34Why don't you and me get into the watertight container?
36:37Shut up
36:38Well, we gotta do something
36:40Oh, don't worry
36:41Before this iceberg melts and we drown like rats
36:44We're gonna do plenty
36:45Yeah?
36:46What?
36:46We're gonna starve
36:51Mr. Bois, I recommend we have cold meals from now on
36:54We're melting fast enough as it is
36:57What difference does it make?
36:58A few hours, one way or another
37:01Minutes have made the difference in survival, Mr. Bois
37:05Mr. Leslie
37:06I suspect you are being unrealistically optimistic for my benefit
37:10And it isn't at all necessary
37:12We're lost on an iceberg
37:14And we're doomed to drift with the tide
37:16And slowly melt
37:20You're a brave woman, Mr. Bois
37:23Red sky
37:27So what?
37:28Gonna be a storm
37:31What are you talking about?
37:34Red sky in the morning, sailor take warning
37:36Why, you thimble-headed gherkin
37:38Do you realize the odds against the storm in this part of the ocean at this time of the year?
37:41The what?
37:42Hundred to one
37:50Tie down the cloud with the rope
37:51Tie the rope down with the cloud
37:57Throw me a rope
38:02Just relax, we got you
38:04We got you
38:04We got you, Professor
38:07Hey
38:09Red sky in the morning, sailor take water
38:12Why, you think I'm told?
38:17Yeah
38:20Max
38:20Max
38:30Max
38:31Max
38:31Max
38:31Max
38:31Max
38:32Max
38:32Max
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