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00:01Yeah, I'm gonna get ready.
00:03Everyone look like Lou?
00:04Who's missing theirs?
00:07Hello, one and all, and welcome back
00:10to another thrilling episode of Adventuring Party.
00:13Lou, where's your glasses?
00:15Emily's working on it.
00:16Gotta give Emily a second.
00:18Come on, Em, you got it.
00:19Come on, Emily.
00:19With me, as always, are our intrepid heroes.
00:23Say hi, intrepid heroes.
00:25Hi.
00:25Hi, intrepid heroes.
00:28Oh, we did it.
00:30Lou, this is the only bit I've ever seen you not participate in.
00:33Well, because I, you know, I have an aesthetic, all right?
00:38Well-known to have a pair of red sunglasses,
00:40if that's what we want to do, you know?
00:42It's not funny at all, actually.
00:44Yeah, exactly.
00:45Actually, totally cool, normal guys.
00:46Are you doing a TikTok interview right now?
00:49Yeah.
00:50I'm here at Air One, Lou.
00:52I was just kind of thinking about.
00:54I was just thinking about your red glasses.
00:58Well, between the sunglasses bit and Darkness Man, we can see that not leaning into the bit
01:03is what guarantees that the bit continues.
01:07Oh, yeah.
01:07It's a tough lesson.
01:08A lesson I did not learn.
01:10How did you know that saying pervert to Darkness Man would be like the funniest thing?
01:14I think that was you saying it to her.
01:15It was you.
01:15Yeah, totally.
01:16No!
01:16Is that you at any strip club seeing someone just being like, pervert?
01:21Very funny for the bouncer at the strip club.
01:24Well, it's because four people had already walked in.
01:28Everyone had given the bouncer a much harder time, but you.
01:33Yeah, you were like, I said, Darkness Man walks in so embarrassed.
01:38Yeah.
01:38Oh, okay.
01:39Yeah, I let him in with that.
01:40He called him a pervert.
01:42This is literally Darkness Man's worst fear.
01:46Yeah.
01:47I love it so much.
01:48That's so funny.
01:49Well, it was just, it was one of those things where, I don't know, it's just a very playful,
01:53this feels like a very playful season of the show, where I have all of these characters
01:58that are pre-written in the town, we have them.
02:00But with all of them, it's usually just a bullet point or two about who the people are
02:05in all these locations.
02:06So you're still left, there's a lot of fun discovery in, okay, yes, I know that Claude Johnson
02:11is the bouncer at Sweetie Pies.
02:13He's a 60-year-old man.
02:15But what else about him?
02:16And in that moment, it's.
02:18A bit of a shitster.
02:19A bit of a shitster.
02:20He also watched a motorcycle get stolen and did nothing.
02:24Did not, it's not his job.
02:26His job is to keep the people in Sweetie Pies in line.
02:29But the idea of Darkness Man being so apologetic and being the one person to hand him his ID
02:33and do everything the right way.
02:35Totally.
02:35And for him to be like.
02:37He's just a huge dude in a trench coat like in Paris.
02:40So he does look like a pervert.
02:42Yeah.
02:42But it has like so much in common with the bouncer.
02:44It's like when everyone at your table is being super rude to the server, but you're like,
02:47I was a server.
02:48So you're really trying to go out of your way and be like, hey, something about them.
02:51And if they were like, you're an asshole.
02:53Yeah.
02:54Why do you have these friends?
02:55No, totally.
02:57Pervert.
02:58You fucking pervert.
03:00It is.
03:00It is.
03:01Everyone who does anything wrong is a pervert.
03:04It's one of the worst things you can call somebody.
03:06God, it's so, but it's so amorphous.
03:08You're just like, on what grounds?
03:10But also this is bothering me so much.
03:12You don't know me.
03:13Don't kink shame.
03:14On what grounds?
03:14But also I don't have any, but I'm not, I'm normal.
03:16Yeah.
03:17Well, it's so, there's, there is nothing more vulnerable.
03:21I think that, because there is, even a place-
03:25Than being a pervert.
03:25Than being a pervert.
03:26I think that anything like-
03:28Jay-Jack would have heard.
03:29You're walking into a place where it's like, no matter how libertine and bohemian you are,
03:35where you're like, exotic dance, are we not ourselves creatures that pursue pleasure?
03:40You're still like, hello, good sir.
03:41I'd like to walk in here and get an erection within the next 10 to 15 minutes.
03:46And you go like-
03:46With all these other gentlemen.
03:47With all these other gentlemen.
03:48With all these other cool guys.
03:50Well, like they're, they're fun.
03:51I remember a lot of friends in Los Angeles have really talked and said that Jumbos is really,
03:55really fun.
03:56I have a lot of friends that go-
03:56That's where I saw my dentist.
03:58Yeah, wait, I was thinking that.
04:00Saw my dentist take a picture and get in trouble at Jumbos.
04:02Oh, I don't even know on stage.
04:05God, he wishes.
04:06No, no, no, like from the audience.
04:08Wow.
04:09Are you allowed to take pictures?
04:10No, he got in trouble.
04:12And then the next time I went into a, like a tooth checkup, I was kind of like, did you
04:16see me?
04:17Because I saw you.
04:18Yeah.
04:18But I didn't say that.
04:19You went back to that dentist.
04:21I saw you, you little pervert.
04:22I think you're the perfect.
04:23It's hard to leave a dentist.
04:24I didn't feel like it was a bonding moment.
04:26Yeah, totally.
04:27Emily told me that story and he was like, I kept trying to make eye contact and he did.
04:31And I was like, he was avoiding you for sure.
04:34I was like, damn, maybe there's a friendship beyond her.
04:38You throw in money with your dentist at the like twisted, insane clown posse.
04:43I get my, we get our, I get my fillings done and then we head out, you know.
04:47We get cash out on the way.
04:49My fillings done around like 6.37 PM.
04:52So we're out by nine.
04:55At 6.30 PM.
04:56And then it's just like flank, flank.
04:58It's so funny.
04:59I'm not allowed to drink anything because I just got a fluoride wash.
05:02So that's it.
05:03Don't drink my two drink minimum.
05:05But Jumbo's rocks.
05:06I think it's great.
05:07It's great.
05:07Well, it's very funny because I think that there's a, the thing of the, it's the secret
05:12terror, just playing Claude in that moment and you coming in.
05:15It's the thing of, it is your ultimate secret terror.
05:18The gremlin voice goes like, what if the man who sits outside went, I know what you are.
05:23Like, because as we've had, I think a real necessary and good cultural enlightenment towards people who do sex work.
05:31As a comedian, I just have to point out how funny it is that a similar revolution has not happened
05:37with people who purchase and consume that work.
05:41You know what I mean?
05:41In fact, maybe also the opposite.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Right.
05:44So it's this thing where you're like, and by the way, I fully stand it.
05:47I fully support it.
05:48It's like, yeah, this is another type of labor.
05:49And actually it's a type of labor way less harmful than fucking denying people health insurance claims.
05:55Or polluting a fucking local river.
05:58And just like, archaic.
05:59Like it's been around forever.
06:00Forever, right?
06:01There's actually nothing around with sexuality.
06:03But it is just funny to know that still when a guy walks up like, hello, we're all in favor
06:07of sex work now, right?
06:08Which means we are also in favor of me as a customer.
06:12Yeah, totally.
06:12I love sex work, which means dehumanizing women.
06:15And you're like, oh, hang on a second.
06:17Wait, wait, wait, wait.
06:18So yeah, still the secret thing of like, we are going to celebrate these beautiful dancers.
06:22And you are a fucking sick freak.
06:24All your other friends are doing that, but you're different.
06:26You're different.
06:27I know.
06:28I see a lot of guys.
06:28Grabbing the back of your neck.
06:30I know you're here for the wrong reasons.
06:34And you will be found out.
06:35You will be found out.
06:36We will discover your shame.
06:38And then, man, did that really take off.
06:40That bit really stuck around.
06:41It's really funny to just like, for the way to like eventually end it is to lay down in the
06:47parking lot of the strip club.
06:48Like you're trash.
06:49And become trash.
06:50And think of like comebacks.
06:52And there's just no, there's no world where it's like, I actually want to stay here.
06:57No, it's not because I'm a perp.
06:59Yeah, totally.
07:00There's no way for that to land.
07:02Well, also later you were like, he got so excited.
07:05So I followed him.
07:06Yeah.
07:07It's just like, wait.
07:07When you were confronting him, you were like, I saw you got really excited.
07:10What was it about?
07:12I was like, this is coming across so intense.
07:14There was a lot of double entendre and you describing his experience.
07:17I saw you get excited.
07:18I was good.
07:19I was like, are we doing a whole new storyline for Darkness Man?
07:24Well, it was very fun.
07:25You guys headed out in the car all together looking for this ghost.
07:29You see Sweetie Pie swerve in there.
07:32And we found out, we found it all about Susan, the original Sweetie Pie, the owner of the club.
07:39We met Kelly.
07:41We met Jeff.
07:42Kelly didn't roll well enough to see if she's a leprechaun or not, but I have deep suspicions.
07:47Spot on with the guessing that she's like a mage.
07:50Yeah.
07:51That would be my guess.
07:52Well, we don't know if it's spot on or not.
07:54Yeah.
07:54There's something going on with that tiny little girl.
07:57Also being like, oh, her hair, it looks like maybe she dyes it or something.
08:00I'm like, magic.
08:01Magic-ca.
08:02Yes, we've seen the craft.
08:04We've seen that magic trick.
08:06Yes.
08:06God, have we all seen the craft.
08:08We're the burritos, mister.
08:10Haven't seen the craft.
08:11It's great.
08:11Feruza Balk is killer.
08:12Oh, you've got to see the craft.
08:13It slaps.
08:14It's a good Halloween.
08:16Everybody come over.
08:17We're going to watch the craft in my house.
08:19I love it.
08:20We're going to eat puppy chow and watch the craft.
08:22It's 1996.
08:23I love puppy chow.
08:24I love puppy chow.
08:24I was hanging out with a new group of friends and they all wanted to watch the craft and
08:27one of the guys just went, I spilled so much seed to this movie growing up.
08:33And that's our show, everybody.
08:35Wait, really?
08:36Straight up?
08:37Straight up.
08:38It was a new group of friends.
08:40Everyone was like, we love that.
08:41Amen, brother.
08:42And I was like, I don't know if I can leave quick enough.
08:46See, that's when you need to say pervert.
08:47Yeah, exactly.
08:48God, that'd be so funny.
08:49That is correct.
08:50That is the correct use of that.
08:51Fucking pervert.
08:51I spilled so much seed to this movie.
08:53No, I'm like, what time are we in?
08:56Yeah.
08:57Very wild.
08:57Very weirdly old timey.
08:59What a weird place to put the emphasis.
09:02Then we went and looked for a ghost and we found one.
09:05We found Nathaniel Hoggins trapped in the drive-through talk box.
09:11Yeah, so that's an electric issue?
09:14Is that a ghost is stuck there?
09:15I'm also still here.
09:17It was a good idea of being like, the flood pushed him out this far.
09:20This is where he lived.
09:21Yeah.
09:21Is there something with electricity in this town?
09:23Because there's a radio power company in the tunnels.
09:24I can tell you what I think.
09:26I think they found like a, like a power.
09:29I think that they could be using like death as a power source.
09:32Oh.
09:33There's something going on with power.
09:35Mass death.
09:35Yeah.
09:37Hydroelectric.
09:38Where's the, the silver mine?
09:39The radio tower that you were talking about.
09:40It's over here.
09:41The radio tower is underground over here.
09:42Oh, oh.
09:43And that made me think like, does that connect to the intercom?
09:47The dollies is right in between the silver mine and the.
09:51What is near?
09:52The dollies is like right in the middle.
09:54The dollies is right here.
09:54This right here.
09:55Yes, thank you, sorry, yeah.
09:57The dollies is right here.
09:58So this is the dollies.
09:59This is the silver mine and then this is the tunnels.
10:01It does kind of.
10:02Oh.
10:03Bisect.
10:04Lay lines.
10:06Yeah.
10:06What else is in the way?
10:06We need to place that too.
10:08That is the mine right there.
10:10I was getting.
10:10That is good because I was thinking this was the mine.
10:12Oh and then.
10:12The piece is right here.
10:13Yeah.
10:15We added some new locations this time around.
10:17Yes.
10:17We added the dollies.
10:19There are several dollies in town but this is the one downtown.
10:22Oh wait.
10:23Ooh.
10:23Oh yeah.
10:24This is a dollies town.
10:26Can I guess that maybe the dollies are.
10:29Right here?
10:30Yeah.
10:30A McDonald's?
10:31Are the dollies all on a lay line?
10:33Oh.
10:34Is the dollies right on the baseball field?
10:35The dolly line.
10:36We don't know.
10:37Is there a dolly right there on second base?
10:39Whoa.
10:39On the baseball field?
10:41Potentially.
10:41Wow, this goes way to the top.
10:43Stick and Poke, Adult Pleasure Shop, Witchful Thinking, Precious Blessings Crystal Pillow Shop.
10:49We added in and then we also added in the Truckaroo and Mama Angie's.
10:56And then Sweetie Pie's down here.
10:57And then Sweetie Pie's all the way down.
10:59All these students go to the strip club.
11:01Yeah.
11:02It was really funny how drawn you guys were to it instantly.
11:06Like it was never even an option for us not to do it.
11:09Shipping container, strip club.
11:10We were like, we're all gonna stop.
11:12It's one of those things where you're like, my character would do this.
11:15My character.
11:15It was like, I guess I don't really have a way to stop myself from going.
11:19Yeah, yeah.
11:20From going here.
11:20Yeah.
11:21No, the idea of the, yeah, the strip club in a shipping container.
11:26That is lifted 19 inches across the, above the ground.
11:29And therefore it's not technically in puppy.
11:31Yes.
11:32It's in the sky.
11:33Yeah.
11:34It's in the sky.
11:34Okay.
11:36We met Nathaniel Hoggins.
11:38And you guys quickly arrived at this theory that the miners and those ghosts had been drowned.
11:45Rather than it being an accident, that they had been drowned there.
11:49And something about him saying that it was the last shift where they were supposed to go on strike.
11:54Yeah.
11:55I'm so sorry.
11:56To get that clear, they built something that then failed and killed them?
12:03Or something was let loose.
12:05Like, weren't they building the dam?
12:06He had said that they had built the dam.
12:07Oh, okay.
12:08Okay.
12:08So they built it in the past and then they were working in the mines and then there was some
12:12sort of flooding event.
12:13Yeah.
12:14That killed them.
12:16But to...
12:16But maybe, was this an accident or was this all of this?
12:18Yeah.
12:19Oh, yeah.
12:21And then separately underground, we have this, which is the kind of Cold War Nixon-y.
12:26The Cold War Nixon.
12:27Nixon smiling with his teeth out.
12:29Disgusting.
12:29There was something about smiling Nixon that actually creeped me out more than anything.
12:34Smiling with his teeth out.
12:35Like a statue 10 stories underground, made out of brass.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Of a smiling Nixon with a floating American flag behind him.
12:44In making vampires heroic, all you have to really think about is what's worse than vampires.
12:51And it's Richard Nixon.
12:51And Richard Nixon is very...
12:54Yes.
12:55Richard Nixon.
12:56What's your problem with Bigfoot, Nixon?
12:58Yeah, every time you hear anything about Richard Nixon, it's like, oh, this man just ate cottage cheese three times
13:02a day.
13:02Sometimes he ate it with pineapple.
13:05Good God.
13:06Like, come on, man.
13:07But the giant Cold War complex in the basement of a diner is literally just my shout out to all
13:15of the weird diners with bathrooms at the end of strange industrial hallways that I've ever been to where I
13:22go...
13:22It's a steel seatless toilet.
13:23Yeah, and you're just there going like...
13:25I felt that.
13:26Yeah.
13:27Where you go and I'm like, what?
13:28What is under the diner?
13:30Well, also, I feel like it's a thing, and maybe this is just places I've worked so I know it,
13:35but it's such a thing that it's like the bathroom just has a door in the floor that leads to
13:41storage.
13:42Yeah.
13:43And you look at it and you're like, there is some deep, twisted thing here.
13:48I couldn't...
13:48What's so funny is you guys made up that thing about brick tunnels under the town.
13:52Mm-hmm.
13:52That was established lore in the setting prior to you guys saying that.
13:57So it was this thing where I was like, oh, they have to.
13:59I was like, you said it.
13:59I was like, that's so crazy.
14:01I was like, I think I'm going to have someone react to that because there's no way to build this
14:04huge, like, government project without rumors of it getting out.
14:09For sure.
14:11So the idea that there's this big government thing.
14:14And you guys went to the exact right place.
14:15You went to the highway, and we're looking around there.
14:17And I love that thing, Murph.
14:19You were like, when was the diner?
14:20Yeah, that was awesome.
14:21How old is the diner?
14:22And being like, it was built at the same time that this work was going on.
14:25That's awesome.
14:26There's a lot of fun stuff here.
14:27It was obviously like a big vampire season, which is all, like, urban horror, urban fantasy, which feels like it
14:32swivels from, like, ghosts in a mine to, like, X-Files-y government places.
14:38But I also love the civic part of it where it's like, well, wait a minute.
14:42What happens when you have a giant public works project?
14:45Well, those people got to eat.
14:46What's going on?
14:47Is someone making it?
14:48Like, all of the, I don't know, there's something very dorky in me that loves the story that history tells
14:53and what a town really is.
14:55Which is a town is layers of paint generation to generation on the same wall of, like, all of the
15:02story of the town is told through everything that's happened here.
15:06Whether it was a mine flooding in the late 1890s or whether it was, you know what I mean?
15:10Like, going throughout that all this stuff paints a complete picture, not just of what's happening here right now, but
15:16everything that has happened here.
15:18It's so crazy that all the old people homes are, like, surrounded by the cemetery.
15:22Yeah, there's so much cemetery.
15:23Psychically, that's so much stuff.
15:25It's like a, yeah.
15:27It's efficient in a way that I don't think we should do.
15:29Yeah, yeah.
15:30There's a Sweeney Todd barber chair efficiency to do.
15:32Trap door efficiency.
15:34There's so many, like, really dark jokes.
15:37Just a slot.
15:37Really dark jokes being made by grandpas in there being like, well, you wanted to drive me far.
15:42Yeah, totally.
15:43I'm gonna move next door.
15:44Don't talk like that, please.
15:46Grandpa.
15:47Grandpa, stop.
15:48Grandpa, stop, dude.
15:49What's that?
15:49Stop talking about moving next door, Grandpa.
15:51What's that?
15:52You can't say stuff like that, dude.
15:52I just thought of something that would be fun to do in our downtime, but I can save it.
15:56I don't know.
15:57Yeah.
15:57It's so stupid to say.
15:58I made a fucking idiot for talking about it right now.
16:00Zach, you're embarrassing us.
16:02You're embarrassing us.
16:04This is fucking stupid.
16:04Yeah.
16:05I'm just wondering if the dog is gonna be at any events at night.
16:09Oh.
16:09A nightmare.
16:11A nightmare.
16:11Just check out what's going on there.
16:12Whoa.
16:13Ooh.
16:14A nightmare.
16:15The nightmare.
16:16Yes.
16:17Very good.
16:17Zach, was Zaith planning to go find the one horse in this town?
16:21Yeah.
16:21Oh, yeah.
16:22The nightmare.
16:23Wait, why didn't you do that?
16:24Yes, that's what I said.
16:25I thought I said nightmare.
16:27Yeah, nightmare.
16:28The nightmare of the horse.
16:29I think I will eventually.
16:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:30Oh, M-A-R-E.
16:31I felt like I wanted.
16:32M-A-Y-O-R.
16:33It made more sense for us to go off together on this right now.
16:36Yeah.
16:36But eventually I do have, I have animalism and need to bond with an animal.
16:41Oh my goodness.
16:42Oh, the mare, obviously.
16:43Mr. Mare.
16:43The nightmare.
16:44The mare.
16:46The day mare.
16:46I think I'm gonna find it.
16:48We also discovered all about the Laurent Horror Festival.
16:53Yes.
16:54Which is a big deal thing.
16:55A famous horror author lives here in Perpet.
16:58Now, it was over here, takes place over here by the trail.
17:01Or this is where the expensive Airbnb was.
17:03Oh!
17:04No, no, no.
17:04Expensive Airbnb's are here.
17:05Okay.
17:06There's a hostel that's near the trail head.
17:07God is the hostel.
17:09The revelation was like, oh, they're not actually coming for the nice trail thing.
17:14Oh, yeah.
17:15Where is the hostel?
17:17Crescent Moon is over in this area.
17:20Over here.
17:21If you go, I'll place it if you guys get over there.
17:24Great.
17:26Interesting.
17:26Now, yes.
17:27If we buy the bar, we can have the screening of American Psycho there.
17:33Right?
17:33American Psycho was such a big call.
17:34You picked American Psycho?
17:35No, someone else picked it.
17:36Oh, you was at American Psycho?
17:38I thought it was a business deal.
17:39Yeah.
17:40Also, yeah, these guys would love American Psycho.
17:43But in the wrong way.
17:44Both obsessed.
17:44Ironically and not ironically.
17:46We're like, it's good.
17:47It's totally.
17:48Yeah.
17:48It's good.
17:49Yeah.
17:49I do love that little shirt he wears.
17:52Yeah.
17:53Me too.
17:53What little shirt?
17:53I love how every time he closes his office door, he stops working and just pulls out a
17:57crossword puzzle and puts headphones on.
17:59Or just fumes over a business card.
18:02Yeah.
18:02That's great.
18:03Yeah.
18:03Perfect movie.
18:04That's great.
18:05Perfect movie.
18:06It is.
18:08Perfect movie, but most of the people who love it don't understand it at all.
18:12Oh, yeah.
18:13You sound just like them.
18:14If we're looking at the town of Purpy of what is this town, we have dwelled frequently
18:20on what this town does not have going for it.
18:22Yeah.
18:22But what it has going for it is this festival, this trailhead.
18:28Yeah.
18:28There's some cool stuff going on here.
18:30At the risk of pointing out something that's a spoiler.
18:33Yeah.
18:34I'm noticing something right now.
18:36Is it the realization that they want old people to feed the death machine?
18:40This is a little bit dipped down.
18:42There's a little bit of a sinkhole vibe right here.
18:46Ooh.
18:46That's the lowest elevation?
18:48Yeah.
18:49Kind of situation right here.
18:50Spoiler alert.
18:51That's the lowest point.
18:53Spoiler alert.
18:54The elevation changes.
18:56Thatcher Street.
18:57Oh, Margaret Thatcher?
18:59Margaret Thatcher?
19:00Richard Nixon, Margaret Thatcher?
19:02Oh, shit.
19:03They're kissing in hell.
19:04Oh, my God.
19:05Hot.
19:06They're kissing right there in hell.
19:08They're kissing right there in hell.
19:08They're feeding each other cottage cheese in hell.
19:10Oh, my God.
19:12And Margaret's like, put some barmite down there.
19:16Who bought it?
19:17The milk snatcher herself eating cottage cheese.
19:20The irony.
19:23That's a dip.
19:24We should look into, like, the historical records and see, like, how big this, like, is there
19:30a lake that got?
19:31I think, I mean, I think it's just how it's put together, because this part's a little
19:35higher.
19:36Do we think it's actually higher, or do we think it's just being put together?
19:40A dip in Thatcher Street.
19:41A dip in Thatcher Street.
19:42Right.
19:43A dip in Thatcher Street.
19:44A dip in Thatcher Street.
19:44A dip in Thatcher Street.
19:45Something might pop open.
19:46There might be catacombs under it.
19:47Oh, shit.
19:50Spoilers.
19:50We're spoiling something.
19:51We don't know what.
19:52You know what?
19:53If you can avoid going to zoology classes, you should maybe go to a history class.
19:57I'm not gonna go to any classes.
19:58I do love that that's your flaw.
20:00Is your flaw that, like, you get near of a snicker?
20:07That's why there's a dip right here.
20:09There was, Brennan was fed a bowl of nude snickers bars.
20:14Like, four or five of them.
20:17A game game.
20:18Like, de-rapper.
20:19You better watch out.
20:21This is why he's calling you pervert.
20:23You better watch out.
20:25This is why he called you pervert, dude.
20:26No, I'm behind us 100%.
20:28I'm behind us 100%.
20:29That's pervert.
20:30Nude?
20:31A bowl of nude bars?
20:33You asked for that, too?
20:34It was like-
20:36He asked for it.
20:36In what world does he, like, hork down three snickers and needs more that are so ready
20:42that they're unwrapped?
20:43Like, they were-
20:45They're all-
20:46Damn.
20:48Got him.
20:49Wow.
20:50That's the spoiler.
20:51That's the bowl.
20:51There it is.
20:52I saw someone walk over.
20:53No one's gonna remember the elevation, dude.
20:54Hand him a bowl.
20:55No one's gonna remember the-
20:56Full-sized snickers.
20:58Nude.
20:58Dude, there's fuckin' gotta go under here.
21:00Open it.
21:01Nude.
21:01It's freaking wet.
21:03Dude.
21:04How many nude snickers do you have back there?
21:06How many nude ones?
21:07Dude, fuckin'-
21:08None, dude.
21:10Oh my god!
21:11How did you one shot a nude snickers?
21:13See?
21:13Those are not-
21:14They're not miniature.
21:15Damn.
21:15How?
21:17Talking to Nixon, that's deep-growing right there.
21:19They're not miniature, dude.
21:20They're not miniature.
21:21They're full nude.
21:21That is a full-sized-
21:22Damn.
21:22You can't die like this.
21:24Damn.
21:24You gotta lock in right now.
21:25That's all for this episode of Adventure Party.
21:30Tune in next week for another-
21:31Tune in next week for another episode of whatever the fuck is happening.
21:36Brandon has a peanut allergy.
21:38Hmm?
21:40Epi blow dart.
21:41You can't do it allà again-
21:41Yeah, pretty darn дор.
21:41I'll be there with your heart.
21:42Yep.
21:42Understand like that Willirt.
21:43Or is this screwed?
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