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00:02:54I know what you're going to say.
00:02:55Why'd you move the satellite transponders?
00:02:59Do I need to ask the question again?
00:03:02It's not that big a deal.
00:03:04Are you joking?
00:03:05Because even if you are, it isn't funny.
00:03:07What you did is a federal crime.
00:03:09So give me a little help here, Bill.
00:03:11Can you explain to me what the hell you were doing?
00:03:13Those antennas were pointed in the wrong direction.
00:03:16Okay?
00:03:16Here's a month's worth of research on the Artemis Belt.
00:03:18All right?
00:03:19Look.
00:03:19Now, we know those meteors are headed towards Earth.
00:03:21But up until now, we've been blind as to when and where.
00:03:25All right?
00:03:25It's all right here.
00:03:26Just look.
00:03:27Shit.
00:03:27Bill.
00:03:28Leaving everything else aside, which we can't.
00:03:30Are you out of your mind?
00:03:31You know the U.S. government monitors those goddamn satellites.
00:03:35The NSSD's already called me three times this morning.
00:03:39They're sending someone out right now.
00:03:41And you want me to come at them with New Mexico who's going to be destroyed by a meteor?
00:03:46That is the truth.
00:03:48It's called an impact winner.
00:03:49If you would just look!
00:03:50Even if that's true, don't you think they would be first in line to know about it?
00:03:54Not you.
00:03:55Not if they're looking in the wrong direction.
00:03:58Okay, I'm sorry.
00:03:59Look.
00:04:01Maybe this is a good thing.
00:04:02Is that another joke?
00:04:04Are you a stand-up comic now?
00:04:06But you suck at being funny.
00:04:08It's an opportunity at an audience.
00:04:10Okay?
00:04:11Someone at the national level needs to listen to this.
00:04:13We're talking drastic decreases in global temperature.
00:04:16Mass extinctions upon countless species.
00:04:18Including ours.
00:04:22He's here.
00:04:24Shit.
00:04:25He's here.
00:04:27I haven't had to wear a fucking tie since 9-11.
00:04:31Hey, I'll just need five minutes, please.
00:04:33That's not going to happen.
00:04:34You're going to wait inside.
00:04:35When our conversation ends, you better hope you're not taken out of here in handcuffs.
00:05:15When our conversation ends, you better hope you're not taken out of here in handcuffs.
00:05:17Leave your badge with Brenda.
00:05:19Take a long vacation.
00:05:23I don't understand.
00:05:25You don't understand.
00:05:27I saved your ass from going to jail.
00:05:30Think of this as, uh, early retirement.
00:05:33Enjoy the mountains.
00:05:36What about my research?
00:05:37What about Artemis?
00:05:38If we're faced with an impact winner...
00:05:39Hello, your fucking voice!
00:05:41Impact winner.
00:05:43We're talking total global freeze.
00:05:44The dust and the debris from the impact are going to block out the sun's radiation.
00:05:48It's going to make it an impossible heat up the atmosphere.
00:05:49You're still here!
00:05:53Listen, Bill.
00:05:55You ever heard the expression, quit while you're ahead?
00:05:59Do me a favor and just do what I ask.
00:06:02Ungrateful prick.
00:06:03Ungrateful prick.
00:06:21Ungrateful prick.
00:06:23Ungrisations in shock.
00:06:24You're
00:06:24You are
00:06:43Has anyone seen Haley?
00:06:45Haley, your niece?
00:06:46I haven't seen her since the bouquet toss.
00:06:49I don't want her to miss the finale.
00:06:51I know where she is.
00:06:52Last time I saw her, she was in the bathroom arguing with somebody on her cell phone.
00:06:56Um, she said something about a meteor.
00:07:00A meteor?
00:07:01Yes.
00:07:02Seriously?
00:07:02She said something about a meteor.
00:07:04Listen, do not worry.
00:07:05Today is your day.
00:07:07I will go find Haley.
00:07:10God, that's weird, huh?
00:07:13Jeez.
00:07:21Um, Judd, you're being a little paranoid.
00:07:24What's that noise?
00:07:27I told you.
00:07:28I'm in Vegas for at Nicole's wedding.
00:07:30Vegas?
00:07:30Haley, listen to me.
00:07:32In 15 hours, a meteor's gonna hit, and you're not safe in Nevada.
00:07:38Dad, you know...
00:07:39I don't have time to argue with you.
00:07:41I'm leaving the office.
00:07:42Meet me at the cabin as soon as you can.
00:07:45Haley?
00:07:49Yeah, sure.
00:07:51All right.
00:07:53I'll be there.
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:58See you.
00:07:59I got to take a look.
00:07:59There we go.
00:07:59.
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