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00:03um what about lunch well I mean do you go out is there um is there a canteen or
00:10but well is there a prep nearby not even a prep no no no no Jamie um no I'm not
00:24nervous I just
00:25well I don't know it's a new job well I mean you're used to that place for me it's well
00:32it's not new
00:33exactly but it's um well it's newish um I'm totally fine yeah yeah oh um there is one other thing
00:43I
00:44wanted to ask um should I take any precautions or well I don't know I mean it's it's a prison
00:52so
00:53I suppose I'm just asking how safe is it
01:11yeah I'll take these okay do you want to wear them out I can bin these if you want no
01:18no I'm going on a
01:20date later tonight sorry right in these yeah no um um bin those
01:44is it the same girl I met yeah yeah Jess she's nice wow emotional I mean I'm tearing up what
01:53is it
01:53two months now it's long term for you in it oh god look at him he's doing his shit oh
01:58god I love
01:59that expression look at it like a concentration
02:08how'd you get that one Lee
02:12oh yeah that's that's where the knife came out
02:15oh bloody hell
02:17it's a father and son I owed him money I remember waking up in this empty industrial kitchen I saw
02:23him and then I had the sound of the knife sharpening oh my god fuck daddy says right where do
02:28you want
02:28to get stabbed I'm like well no fucking where and then he swings a knife like that and he says
02:32I said
02:32where do you want to get fucking stabbed I said well my leg what you said the leg then he
02:38just
02:38fucking yeah shoved it right up to the handle no it weren't too bad at first I looked down I
02:42thought
02:42felt like getting punched but then the son he runs over and he kicks it oh Jesus I like screamed
02:48my guts out they start panicking they're shatting they're gonna cut my throat if I don't stop
02:53I can't I physically cannot stop screaming right and yeah like my face is saying yeah I know I'm sorry
02:59it's mad then it but my mouth is like
03:03then they dump me on some estate I pass out and I wake up crawl and pass out wake up
03:10crawl and then
03:11one time I wake up and I'm in hospital don't know how you're still here oh he's a reason I'm
03:17still
03:17here little man do you want to look at his poo absolutely yeah does it scare you being a dad
03:33I'm three years clean Dan no no I don't mean that I mean you know our upbringing
03:41now the way I see it every generation gets its chance to change you know me and you
03:46we're ours hmm can I ask you something why did you get a fucking job in prison
03:55well it's just a job because of me no dad dad no fuck no no god no not seen for
04:0725 years if it
04:08was another 25 that'd still be too soon
04:17and why well I don't know
04:25do you think I'd be a good dad yeah yeah you'd be a great dad why
04:30just wondering
04:49that is not a good idea no if I could just widen the um the toe cap see there's there's
04:56like a
04:57steel bit here I'm just gonna try and widen
05:06Dan Dan that is gonna go horribly wrong
05:09oh fuck
05:12oh I think I've bent the cap fuck
05:15feels like there's a blade in there
05:17oh
05:18okay this would really reflect very well on you right now if you resisted the temptation
05:22to say I told you so yeah hmm
05:27hello
05:29stop what that I need to finish this yeah but if you give me sex then the prisoners might
05:35respect me oh I think your um lady toe cap boots will achieve that don't you yeah
05:46you're gonna go into the office today
05:48uh yeah yeah I am in the morning um and then I'm I'm going to the IVF clinic
05:55oh right okay
06:00Dan I did tell you
06:02no I know you did
06:03like on our first date it was it was quite up front
06:06yeah you were no I know you were you were I just thought
06:11so who's the dad
06:14donor not dad never met him
06:18he's um he's mid-twenties got dark hair athletic apparently
06:23oh an athlete oh nice
06:25are you jealous of a man I've literally never met
06:28yeah still I feel like if I ever met him I'd have to beat the living shit out of him
06:38hey
06:41so what about like me
06:45as the donor
06:47I could be a dad
06:48no it's something that I've thought about a lot
06:51we've known each other for eight weeks
06:52well I've thought about it lots ever since you first mentioned it
06:55I feel like maybe now
06:57maybe now what
06:58well I don't know
06:59some woman you've slept with six times is trying to have a baby you decided she's the one
07:03no not
07:04not the one oh not the one just a one a one with a reproductive system
07:09is this because your brother's had a baby
07:11no I it's I just
07:13can't we just take some time to think about it
07:15no no the embryo is at blastocyst it's ready to go in today
07:20what time's your appointment
07:22what time's your appointment
07:22is it 3.15
07:23okay
07:24call in sick
07:25stay here
07:26think about it
07:27and if we both think it's worth a go then we can go to the appointment together
07:30no I'm not
07:31okay Jess honestly
07:33ever since you first told me about it I haven't been able to think about anything else
07:36and I have wanted to mention it I just didn't know
07:40I didn't know that it was coming up this quick
07:44I just know that you're going to make an amazing mum
07:48so maybe we could do it together try it together
07:53and if we don't work out you can just sue me for child support
07:56oh see I don't need to sue you for child support though do I
07:58that's just joking
07:59because I mean literally five times your salary
08:00yeah okay
08:01yeah
08:03like a little break at lunch today at 12
08:06and I'll call you then
08:12you'll call me
08:13mm-hmm yep
08:15midday I'll call
08:35you know
08:36you know
08:36I don't know.
09:06We'll be about half an hour from here.
09:08He's going to see someone back here.
09:10All right.
09:14Oh, I thought...
09:16Just right through that door.
09:48Sorry, I have to take quite an important call today at 12.
09:52Well, you're down to finish at 1.45.
09:56Right, I can't do my phone in.
09:58What are you there?
10:00In that prison.
10:03Can I come back here?
10:04I'd have to sign you out and back in again.
10:06Look, ask your duty officer during your break.
10:08Maybe they can arrange an escort back.
10:10It is quite an important call.
10:11Ask your duty officer, okay?
10:27I did leave my phone in the locker, didn't I?
10:29I don't know.
10:31Did you leave your phone in your locker?
10:34Yeah.
10:35Yeah.
10:36Yeah.
10:37Good.
10:37I did.
10:37You don't want to mess around with that.
10:39The phone passed here is automatic prosecution.
10:42Automatic?
10:43Yeah.
10:47No, I did.
10:47I did.
10:47I put it in.
10:48I put it in.
10:50I put it in.
10:50I'm going to check.
10:58Yeah.
10:58Yes.
10:59Yes.
10:59It was.
11:22I did.
11:26Hey.
12:37What the fuck do you think you're going to do with them?
12:42What are you doing here?
12:46These are men.
12:49They won't get you, boy.
12:50These are fucking men.
12:57Dad?
13:00Hey.
13:01You coming in or what?
13:02Yeah.
13:10Are you okay?
13:11Yeah, yeah.
13:12Just new shoes.
13:13Oh, you poor love.
13:15Oh, fuck off.
13:16Jamie, it hurts.
13:20So, first day.
13:21Yeah.
13:22It's going to be fine.
13:23I think I'm really going to respond to you.
13:25Now, I don't know how many there'll be.
13:27It could be four.
13:28It could be 14.
13:29Depends on what's happening on the landings.
13:30But I looked over your lesson plan and I think it's really good.
13:33Cool.
13:34I took the liberty of drugging and visual aids up here for two years.
13:40No.
13:40No, I don't want to change it, Jamie.
13:43Make it easier.
13:46These men, I want them to get me.
13:48These men, I want them to get me.
14:21Oh, maybe you could introduce yourselves as you enter?
14:23Dean?
14:24I'm Malik.
14:25Marker?
14:26No.
14:26I already came in, boss.
14:28I'll go out and come back in again.
14:29What are we doing?
14:30I'm introducing ourselves as we enter.
14:35Hey, where are you going?
14:37You need to go out and come back in again, boss.
14:39Sorry, no, that's not what I am.
14:40Once they're in, please keep them in, please.
14:43Okay.
14:44Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
14:45Junior.
14:46Junior.
14:47Come on, entrepreneur, yeah?
14:49No more circus tricks, please.
14:57Um...
15:04So...
15:05Do we just start, or...?
15:15Okay, I, um, would like to begin with a problem that's been around for a very long time.
15:22Um, what makes you, you?
15:27Is the you from ten years ago, the same you that sits in this room now?
15:31No, because he ain't in fucking prison.
15:33Um, and, um, um, traditionally there are two schools of thought on this.
15:38There's the Cartesians.
15:40Um, Cartesian just means, um, Cartesian just means, actually, but, don't worry about what Cartesian means.
15:47It just means, um, of the philosopher Descartes.
15:54Um, um, um, René Descartes, 1596, it's soul.
16:00Um, the, the first answer to what makes you, you is your soul.
16:05But that is not a, it's not a, it's not, it's not a very satisfactory answer.
16:10Um, what is a soul?
16:12Do we even really have a soul?
16:15I do.
16:16And, and so the other answer is, is matter.
16:20How else would I have a relationship with our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?
16:25Body is your material, and that is called materialism.
16:31Um, but bodies change.
16:33You know, your cells replace entirely every eight years, and so materialism is no good either, right?
16:39But then, um, Locke comes along, and John, John Locke, John Locke, and his key insight was memory.
16:46Your memory connects...
16:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:51That's not right.
16:52Excuse me?
16:53That is not what Locke said.
16:56John Locke was talking about consciousness, no fucking memory.
16:59Which is a total load of bollocks, if you ask me.
17:02So, say ten years ago I stabbed someone, right?
17:06And I've got a shitty brief, and I've got a 14th stretch.
17:09Well, according to Locke, the only reason this current me is in prison is because of some ephemeral thing called
17:14consciousness, which may or may not exist.
17:17Well, how is that any different from the Cartesian, you cunt?
17:20Fuck you, Locke.
17:22I'll take materialism all day.
17:25Hmm?
17:26Materialism's real.
17:28Materialism earns me my sentence.
17:31That's if I stabbed someone ten years ago.
17:35Which I did.
17:37I'd like us to use this as a talking stick.
17:40A talking stick is...
17:42You know what, a fucking talking stick is...
17:43See, I think we should be looking at Rousseau, right?
17:47Rousseau tears a lock and you arse all this stuff.
17:50Have you read the social contract, that first line?
17:53Man is born free, yet everywhere he's in chains.
17:56Now, that's a fucking subject.
17:58None of this fucking Lockean self-wank over who am I, bollocks.
18:03Something grew the fuck up, man.
18:05Okay.
18:08Um...
18:10Oh, here we go.
18:11Do you want to talk about freedom?
18:12Eh?
18:16Ah, ha, ha.
18:18The Odyssey.
18:20Now, there's our story, boys.
18:22So, Odysseus has to cross the Strait of Messina, but on the rocks live the sirens, terrifying half-bird creatures
18:34who sing a song so beautiful that any man who hears it becomes instantly drunk with love and swims to
18:41them, where the sirens feast on his flesh.
18:45The sirens are crack.
18:47They either live on rocks.
18:50To cross, Odysseus orders his men to put wax in their ears, and he gets them to tie him to
18:55the mast so that he can say when it's safe.
18:57They set sail.
19:00Odysseus hears the song, and it reaches into his heart.
19:04He begs to be untied, but the crew carry on, all except one man who sees the longing in Odysseus
19:16and aches to know what it feels like.
19:21The man takes his wax out, jumps overboard, and is devoured alive.
19:26So, there's the men with wax in their ears, there's Odysseus, and there's the man who jumped.
19:36Who is the most free?
19:44The men with wax in their ears.
19:48Why?
19:51Because they just got on with it.
19:54It's like us, right?
19:56I've got freedoms that people on the out haven't.
19:59Do not have to pay bills, do not have to go shopping, do not have to find a dentist.
20:05I'm totally free of choice.
20:06But doesn't your lack of choice mean that you're not free?
20:10Two weeks ago, there was a lockdown.
20:1223 hours a day bang-up, one hour sush.
20:15Know what I did with my hour?
20:17I stayed in my pad, sat in my bunk, and read.
20:20Jesus.
20:21Because I could.
20:22That's depressing, man.
20:23I'm not like yous, always clowning around.
20:25I focus.
20:26You focus on what?
20:27The jizz crust clinging to your wool?
20:32I focus on my daughter.
20:35I focus on being a dad.
20:42Every day I write her a letter.
20:44One letter.
20:45Every single day.
20:47I want her to know that she's got a dad that loves her.
20:49Yeah, that's nice, Wallace, but you've got to engage, man.
20:54Freedom isn't hiding.
20:56Okay, so Junior, right?
20:59Who do you think is the most free?
21:01Well, Odysseus.
21:02He's a king.
21:04You know, people have no choice but to do what he says.
21:07Yeah?
21:08Them men with the wax in their ears, they're just foot soldiers.
21:11Hit me?
21:12You have to rise and excel.
21:13I agree with that.
21:15Yeah.
21:15Life's about being something.
21:17I'm not waiting.
21:17You're not even a dad.
21:18You don't know what life's about.
21:20Yet.
21:21I'm not a dad.
21:22Yet.
21:2421 weeks can.
21:27My son?
21:30I do know what life's about.
21:32Junior borrowed me some of his business books.
21:34Fucking amazing.
21:36I'm going to provide for my boy.
21:38Free your mind.
21:40Free your circumstance.
21:42Then, free the cash.
21:44Alex, that fetus is on the outside and you're in here.
21:46For now, my brief says I've got a very good chance of overturning sentencing.
21:51I'll tell you all right now.
21:52I'll be holding my boy as he takes his first breath.
21:55From right there and then, I'm going to write him a cheque for 10 million pounds to be cashed on
22:00his 10th birthday.
22:02You haven't got a cheque, Bob?
22:05A fucking postal order, then?
22:06Yeah, one could look at it from a neuroscientific perspective.
22:10You know, quantum mechanics.
22:12Zach, who do you think is most free?
22:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold on.
22:16I've got the talking fucking bag.
22:17Sorry.
22:18Zach.
22:19Easy.
22:20It's the man what jumped.
22:21Yeah, but he was under a spell, Zach.
22:23Yeah, which he chose to give in to.
22:25See, all the rest have either got wax in their ears or they're tied to their sticks, yeah?
22:29You think that's freedom, da?
22:30The jumper takes one look at the beautiful bird women and he says, fuck the consequence.
22:35I want that.
22:36So, in that moment, he is free.
22:39It's no wonder you're in a cell.
22:40You're in a fucking cell as well, Wallace.
22:42You ain't better than me.
22:44He can't even say that his addiction is.
22:46What is this?
22:47Nah?
22:47The crack?
22:48The women.
22:49It's cracks of women.
22:51And crack.
22:54Yeah, I look for.
22:55Bad man.
22:57I'm doing a five-year remote learning course on environmental construction.
23:00Environmental?
23:01Construction.
23:03Me little girl, she did a paper for exams all about how to build in sustainable ways.
23:09Got the paper up on me wall.
23:12Proper little environmentalist she is.
23:15When I get out, I'm going to help her.
23:18You wouldn't believe the things you can do with straw these days.
23:22And you?
23:24You chat about loving rock.
23:26Hmm?
23:26About loving pussy.
23:28That's now compared to the love that a dar has for his daughter.
23:33Yeah, man, we all got fucking doors.
23:36Fatherhood.
23:37That's real freedom.
23:39But it's no fucking joke.
23:47Can you go into Tesco's and get a mill deal?
23:50Well, you don't as I can eat Bitcoin to spend three pound, mate.
23:54How do you know you really got it then?
23:56How do you know you've got the money in your account right now?
23:58It's all digital.
23:59Yeah, but how do you do it with Bitcoin then?
24:02It's not all about Bitcoin.
24:03Now, how long is this break gonna last?
24:04It's not a fake Ethereum.
24:05It lasts as long as...
24:06I need multiple accounts.
24:08You know this stuff can get you each Rolex in the next six months.
24:12Guaranteed.
24:12Where's your Rolex then?
24:14It's waiting for me on the other side of Endeavor.
24:16Christ.
24:16I think I just threw up my mouth.
24:18Gonna have to sit tight.
24:19There's been an incident.
24:21Well, uh, sorry.
24:22What kind of incident?
24:23Some idiot got served his divorce papers, so he's jumped on the net.
24:26We've got to wait for the tornado team.
24:27Okay.
24:28But I...
24:29I have to make a phone call.
24:31Oh, wow.
24:32Well, why didn't you say?
24:35An idiot on the net shuts us down.
24:37Look, I'm sorry.
24:38It's really important.
24:44Wait here.
24:53So, what's it for?
24:55Philosophy.
24:56Oh, um, well, philosophy is ancient Greek.
25:00No, but what can you do with it?
25:02What job do you have?
25:04Well, this one.
25:12So, who do you think is most free in the siren story?
25:15None of them.
25:16That's why it's called freedom.
25:18Only an idiot would believe in freedom.
25:24Well?
25:25Are you coming?
25:27Yes.
25:52Make this quick, yeah?
25:53The tornado team gets antsy, you won't be able to get back in.
26:01Dating.
26:03I'm standing in green.
26:05Answer the desk.
26:06You made sure.
26:09Hope it's gone.
26:11Sean.
26:12Sean.
26:12Oh.
26:17Oh, my God.
26:48What are you doing?
26:50Sorry, the switch was on.
26:53They just called through. They're closing the landing.
26:56You have to get back in there now.
27:09Hi, it's Jazz. Leave a message.
27:12Hey, Jess. It's me. It's Dan.
27:15Look, I'm sorry that I didn't get to call.
27:17Earlier there was someone on the net.
27:21Look, I've got to go back in now, but...
27:25Don't do it.
27:27The implantation.
27:29Please, call them up and cancel it and do it with me instead, OK?
27:33I'll meet you there at 3.15 and I'll do tests
27:37and we can start the process together.
27:40OK, I know this sounds mad,
27:43but I...
27:46I don't know. I mean this. I'm serious about it.
27:50OK.
28:09Come on, come on, come on. What are you doing?
28:19Sorry, I had to do a thing.
28:22Yeah.
28:23Yeah.
28:47Oh, you came back.
28:51Round two. Here we go.
28:55Oh, come on, come on.
28:57Come on, come on.
29:22Pandora. She opened it, and seven evils flew out. Hatred, shame, greed, boredom, laziness,
29:33delusion and pain. But then a voice inside called out. Pandora opened it once again,
29:45and hope flew out. If you could put one evil back in the box, what would it be? Hope. Now
30:00fuck the evils,
30:01put hope back in the books. Yeah, put it in right now. You alright, Manny? Just call my brief.
30:14I lost my right to appeal. What? How? They didn't submit the paperwork on time. Right,
30:22the day it had to be in by was 8-5-25, 8th of May. But hear what, her new
30:27assistant's American?
30:28These pricks read dates backwards or something. What's 8-5-25 in American, that?
30:34Diff of August. Too late. The appeal's dead. What, that's just it? It's gone, done.
30:42That's not fair. Fair. We are the dross. Dan, that shit is standard. I had like 12 minutes with my
30:48brief
30:48before we go in, yeah? He says my name wrong three times. Man went at the wrong courtroom. I feel
30:52like I
30:52just want to fucking kill someone, you know? I just want to beat someone's fucking fucking face in.
31:05Last year I had, erm, I had a parole year in. And I'd done everything right. So on every programme,
31:12kept my enhanced, the whole stretch, model con I was. It took six minutes.
31:21No. So I went on hunger strike. My hope was dead. See? Then, after a couple of days, two kids
31:32on my
31:32landing. They noticed I hadn't eaten. They brought a plate to my door. And I started hoping again.
31:40There's too many decent people around to not hope.
31:47You're still going to be a dad, okay? I can't take that from you. You're still going to be a
31:50dad?
31:50They didn't fucking take it from me!
31:58Sanitised. You've sanitised it. It reeks of Dettotan and you know it. That is not the middle
32:06of Pandora. I'm not sure this is their point. The earliest, most accepted version of the myth
32:10of Pandora is found in Hesseoid, who tells us it's Prometheus who steals fire, not Epimedius.
32:16Look, I really don't do it. And it's not what Pandora releases that's a punishment,
32:20it's Pandora herself. Pandora is the first woman fashioned of clay by the gods.
32:25Clay is actually a very sustainable build material. What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
32:29What Dan so assiduously omits is that Pandora is made of the self-same clay that the jar is made
32:35of.
32:36What jar? The jar with the spirits in. You said they were in a box.
32:39Where they fuck in a box? Right, well, look, box is a mistranslation,
32:42but people commonly refer to it as... As if it's a jar, just say it's a jar.
32:46The vessel doesn't matter, Junior. It's what's inside the cabinet. Only the vessel does matter,
32:50though, doesn't it, Dan? Because a jar is made of clay and a box is not. Very low on carbon
32:56emissions as well,
32:56clear. Trounce is concrete. It ain't that kind of clay, Wallace. Dan is deliberately choosing to
33:02sell us the false version. False. Right, right. Why am I doing that, Keith? Because of what the
33:07myth is really saying. The jar and Pandora are one and the same. Ergo, it says, woman is the cause
33:14of
33:15all man's health. Okay, you think I'm scared to debate women with you? I think you've been inoculated by the
33:19moors of the current political climb, and all due respect, I think you're a coward. You don't know anything
33:25about me. Your fucking hair tells me all I need to know about you, pal. Okay, all right. So you
33:31think that women are responsible for the ills of society? Well, take a look at these boys here.
33:36Do you think any of them's inside because they went on some level trying to impress a girl?
33:41That cunt there wants to kill. Did you not get the memo, Daniel? We're all toxic.
33:49We're a gender in retreat, and we in here, the most menish of men, we're the sharp end. Our relevance
33:55evaporating whilst we shank each other in the showers, and you want to come here and start
33:59talking about spirits and ghosties? I mean, you're wanking while Rome burns, man. You're
34:04fucking killing us. What, me personally, or...? Well, I don't blame women. They're taking what's theirs.
34:10It's the likes of you. With your oat milks and your moisturised elbows, waxing your arseholes, keeping
34:20your balls all nice and shiny. You deny your masculinity. You're terrified of it. Tell me,
34:27Dan, do you cover your eyes when you take a piss? Okay, all right. Look, Keith, have I said something
34:33to
34:33you? You are rippling with shame, man. Appalled by the undeniable hardwired instinct deep within
34:39your soul that just wants you to roll around in a big pile of fucking titties. Now we are talking!
34:44Okay, you want to talk about women? Okay. In ancient Greece, women couldn't vote, they couldn't own
34:49land, they couldn't inherit, they could legally be murdered for infidelity, and then that society
34:52has the gall to create a myth, blaming them for all the world's ills. And that society is where ours
34:56comes from. So yeah, Keith, I'm doing that. I'm all for it. Oh, lovely, Daniel. What a wonderful human
35:01being you are. I mean, give the man a pickle. Turns out he's an expert on Greek society,
35:05yet he can't remember that a box is a fucking jar. You wanted a debate about women? No, no, no,
35:10no. You
35:11did. You're the one who brought in Pandora. You brought in the sirens. What are you trying to force
35:17on us here? The future has a vaginal tint. We should all go and fucking kill ourselves. Is that it?
35:23Because that's all I hear these days. Don't be you. Don't be you. Don't be you. Just
35:32Don't be you. Well, what the fuck should I be? Eh? Women have got us on the ropes,
35:43and good luck to them. They deserve it. But you see, when I get a battering,
35:47I'll punch back. Excellent installation properties as well,
35:50clear. Excellent. Of course. This thing about your fucking daughter, Wallace.
35:54Aye, it is. He's talking shit about women. What the fuck do you think my little girl's gonna grow into?
35:59Grow into? She's already a grown-ass woman. That's what she already is. She's already a grown-ass
36:04woman. We all know that. Little girl. She hasn't been a little girl in years. We've all seen the essay
36:10up on your wall, yeah? It's been up there for donkeys. A tatty fucking thing it is, yeah? You write
36:16every day, big man, yeah? He's writing to his little girl. Okay. You write it, she don't read it. Not
36:22once
36:22has she sent you anything back. What is she like, 25 now, 28? She wrote that for her fucking GCSEs,
36:27Wallace. She's forgot about that crap now. Just like she forgot about you, rotten ear. Dead to her.
36:41What? Don't you fucking dare. Fucking hell, man. Fucking fuck. Your boots leaking, boss.
36:53Is that blood? Is that blood? Is that blood? It's your blood, Daniel.
37:02You ripped off a toenail. Are you serious? Yeah. I can see the bone. Oh, you're gonna need stitches.
37:10Oh, my God. Hmm? Okay, look, I, um, I need to be somewhere. A&E's where you need to go.
37:19All right, the circus is over. Come on, the rest of you. Back to yourselves.
37:24Well, I have to say, I really enjoyed that. Same time next week.
37:29Box is another word for Fanny. Pandora's Fanny. Nobody mentioned it, but that could play into the
37:36whole female thing. Come on, that's the same, yeah? What's the right answer?
37:43Which one of the spirits go back in the box? There isn't a right answer.
37:50Then what's the point in asking a fucking question?
38:07I do, I do really need to be somewhere. You need stitches.
38:10I'm checking you out. Then we're taking you to A&E. Can I just patch it up?
38:14No, I cannot just patch it up.
38:18All right, hang on a minute. Oh, wait, just, just, just hold on. I, um...
38:24Okay, I, I need to be at an IVF clinic.
38:29It's to donate semen, I think. You think? Yeah.
38:35It's, it, it's complicated. I need, I need to make a phone call, and then...
38:42I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
38:45I'll tell you what. I'll take you to your phone, you make the call.
38:50If you need to be at the clinic, I'll take you there.
38:52Once you've flung it out, then I'll take you to A&E.
38:56Then a psychiatrist. Then a fucking life coach or something, I don't know.
39:26I guess...
39:54Dad, Daddy, Dad!
40:05Dad?
40:05Jess, hey.
40:08I'm really sorry that we didn't get to speak.
40:12It's been a bit mad, to be honest.
40:16It's OK.
40:17No, honestly, Jess, I'm really sorry.
40:21It's OK, really?
40:22No, it's not, that's not what I'm apologising for.
40:27I, um...
40:32I don't think that can be a dad.
40:36Sorry, I'm not ready.
40:38You're not ready?
40:40Yeah.
40:43Um...
40:46Jess?
40:49But you left the message.
40:52You said to cancel the implantation.
40:55You know, they don't just put it back in the freezer, right?
40:57You know, cancelling is destroying.
41:00Yeah.
41:02Look, um...
41:03Jess, I'm so sorry.
41:04I really haven't meant to mess you around here.
41:06Like...
41:07I just think...
41:07I think that, um...
41:10I think that maybe you're right.
41:11Maybe, you know, maybe it's got something to do with my brother or something like that, you know?
41:16Um...
41:17Yeah.
41:22Jess, I'm so sorry.
41:26Fucking...
41:26Sorry.
41:31I had the implantation.
41:35What?
41:36Yeah, there was a cancellation.
41:38They called and said if I was in by 10, I could have the slot.
41:40It was all...
41:41Done and dusted by 10.20.
41:49So it's in there now?
41:52The athletes?
41:53It's...
41:53Not his.
41:54Dan, it's mine.
42:02Can I just ask...
42:04Why didn't you want me?
42:07It's not that I don't want you.
42:09It's that I don't need you.
42:39You're coming?
42:44Hey.
42:45You bleed in my fucking car and I'm cutting open the other foot.
42:48You hear me?
43:01Thanks for being with me here today.
43:03I really...
43:04I really appreciate you doing this.
43:05It's all right.
43:07I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone.
43:09Well, that's very...
43:10That's very kind.
43:11No, no.
43:12I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone.
43:13I'm not allowed to.
43:15You bled in the prison.
43:17I was the officer on scene.
43:18It's my name on the accident report.
43:27Sorry you're not going to be a dad.
43:35Yeah.
43:35Probably for the best.
43:37My dad was a nightmare.
43:38I probably shouldn't pass that on.
43:40Nightmare how?
43:42A lot of time in prison, for one.
43:44Really?
43:45Hmm.
43:47So how come you're like...
43:49This...
43:51A fucking philosopher, Dan?
43:56Well...
43:58My mum left him when I was nine.
44:01She remarried.
44:03And...
44:06I got away from him.
44:08You know, I got out.
44:10Ended up doing this.
44:15You were totally shit today.
44:18You got the men all riled up,
44:19didn't have any control that I could see,
44:21and then you bled on the floor.
44:23I mean, you actually bled on the floor.
44:29But they liked what you did.
44:32They liked the lesson.
44:34They can't say that they did, but...
44:37They did.
44:40You don't need these, okay?
44:41Next time, just wear trainers.
44:50Do you still see your dad now?
44:55No.
44:57No.
44:57No, don't see him anymore.
45:21Do you still hear me now,
45:24No.
45:25No.
45:27No.
45:27No.
45:29No.
45:31No.
45:31No.
45:32No.
45:34No.
45:35Amen.
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