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00:30Beer for breakfast?
00:31Yes, ma. It's my holidays.
00:34I'll try again. Good morning, Glenn.
00:35Morning, Rory.
00:36Can I sit?
00:41Do you mind if I...
00:49Am I being paranoid, or were you annoyed when you left the pool last night?
00:54No, it's grand.
00:55I know, it's grand.
00:57But I'm just asking why you ran off like that.
01:00Erm, I don't like hypocrites.
01:02And who is the hypocrite?
01:04All of you, basically.
01:06Fucking chatting away to the priest like he's not the devil incarnate.
01:10Makes me sick, man.
01:11Is that being a tiny bit general?
01:13Have you read the papers in the last few years?
01:15It's a fucking pedo colony, man.
01:18Like, no offence, I know you're still into it.
01:20It's just a hard pass for me.
01:21Well, you might be interested to hear, though.
01:23Once you were gone, the priest came back, dive-bombed into the pool, and just generally lost his shit.
01:29Really?
01:30Really.
01:31Also, he told me to go fuck myself.
01:33It's actually a pretty good show.
01:34Well, it doesn't mean he's not a pedo, though.
01:36Where are you off to?
01:37Gym.
01:37It's your holiday.
01:38I like going to the gym.
01:39Oh, you're so virtuous.
01:40You know you're going to die, right?
01:42Bro, you never go to the gym.
01:43Are you sure you're even gay?
01:44That has more to do with enjoying sex with men.
01:48We're living like an old chapita
01:52I came up yesterday
01:56I'm so alone in the old chapita
02:00Oh, baby, tell the phone
02:04This magic's gone in the old chapita
02:07Nobody else than you
02:12It's starless night
02:15Together we're done love again
02:20Another life
02:23Before we try to learn this
02:25Say you're gonna live now
02:28Say you're gonna love me
02:31It's hard
02:54You wouldn't think we'd want this heat on our bodies
02:56What was the weather outside?
02:58But it's great for the joints
03:00The eggs and the pains
03:03You're doing all right
03:06Did you play this morning?
03:09Um, yeah
03:09Yeah, we did okay
03:12You do get into such trouble
03:13In those bunkers, don't you?
03:15Ah, listen
03:17Never had a troll
03:21Okay
03:21That's me
03:22See you later
03:23Yeah, see you
03:40Yeah, I wish I had no idea
03:40I wish
03:40I wish I'd never want this
03:40I wasn't right
03:40I wish I could only play this
03:43Oh, yeah
03:47I wish I could kill you
03:48Because I was okay
03:48Think about UnterION
03:49That's me
03:53I've been maybe
03:53In another time
04:20All right.
06:12Yeah, he's cycling from the north of the island.
06:18Hey, I have someone I need to talk to you about.
06:22You okay?
06:24I have a doctor's appointment today.
06:27You did?
06:28Like, here.
06:30Ava, what's wrong?
06:31Whatever it is, we can fix it.
06:34I have this thing.
06:37Like, this embarrassing, awful thing.
06:41Ava, what is it, my love?
06:43You okay?
06:45I think I have something bad.
06:47Like, like down there.
06:50Like, like the sex thing.
06:54Fuck, Cormac, it's serious.
06:55It almost certainly isn't.
06:57Like, HPV, herpes.
06:59How long have you had her?
07:00Like a week.
07:01I was hoping it would just disappear in time.
07:03I thought you're just symptomatic because you're stressed.
07:07Will you come with me?
07:08Of course.
07:09I mean, can I be your husband?
07:10It could actually be fucking gas crack.
07:14Listen, I get tested every three months for prep, and I have been riddled over the years.
07:21Really?
07:21Yeah, it would be grand.
07:23Believe me.
07:25Hmm?
07:48Oh, I've gotten wet.
07:50I'm sorry about that.
07:52Is that your move?
07:54Splash a woman and then apologize?
07:56Kind of, yeah.
07:59Stuart, professional kite surfer.
08:02That there's my home on wheels up young nether.
08:04Do I love those?
08:06I was obsessed with fan life during COVID.
08:08Yeah, it's just super high-spec.
08:09Amazing white advice around town.
08:12Wanna see inside?
08:13That is precisely what someone who wanted to abduct me would say.
08:17I'm just very house proud.
08:18I have a tea cozy.
08:19Wanna take a peek?
08:21Can my friend come?
08:21Your friend doesn't want to come.
08:23I've seen tea cozies at my nan's.
08:25I'll bring her back in 20 minutes, okay?
08:27Okay?
08:28Okay.
08:49I can tell you, tell you okay.
09:04I can tell you, tell you okay.
09:08I can tell you.
09:10I can tell you.
09:11I can tell you.
09:11I can tell you.
09:12I can tell you.
09:12I can tell you.
09:12Direct from Morocco.
09:15He can get us whatever we want for the wedding.
09:20Hello.
09:21So he's a drug dealer, this man you're in love with?
09:24Phoenix would have a knicker fit if I got into a van with a stranger.
09:29Oh, that's going to get me so high.
09:52Oh, that's going to get me so high.
10:02Whoa, is that the priest?
10:05Is he okay?
10:06I wonder if he's wearing any factor.
10:08You see that and you think factor?
10:09You're obsessed.
10:12We should go over.
10:13Well, I don't want to.
10:15What if he's dead?
10:16Why would you say that?
10:17Because he looks dead and if he is dead, then there's nothing much we can do for him now.
10:23We're going over.
10:42Father?
10:44Father, are you okay?
10:45Cormac, give me water.
10:49Hi.
10:51I saw you from all the way over there and I was worried that you weren't wearing any sun cream.
10:55I'm not.
10:56Well, let's get that sorted right away, okay?
11:06Hey.
11:08Oh, it's okay.
11:10Let's just take it from here, okay?
11:13Just this moment in time, okay?
11:14Just one step at a time.
11:21How did I, uh, how did last night end?
11:25Nothing, nothing happened.
11:27You had fun and so did we.
11:31I...
11:34I don't normally...
11:36I don't normally train, do you see?
11:41Okay, well, let's make tracks.
11:43Let's get them up.
11:44Yeah.
11:45Yeah.
11:47Don't worry, come on.
11:48We're going the same way.
11:49We gotcha.
11:52One, two, three, and up, up, up, up.
12:19Would you, uh, would you mind not telling anyone how we are in the place?
12:24Of course not, you know, you know.
12:38Okay, so, my darling wife here would like you to know she's not a slut, but she has this thing
12:44on her vagina.
12:45And she doesn't know how it got so horrible down there.
12:49Also, she's worried about dying because she read an article online about a lady dying from undiagnosed thrush.
13:19Okay, eh, bien.
13:23Vamos.
13:31Hola, Dr. Romero.
13:34Hola, Dr. Romero.
13:46Hey.
13:49Hola.
13:50No, no.
13:59Alright.
14:11It's herpes.
14:12We will do a ciclovir treatment for 4 or 5 days
14:15and everything will be solved.
14:17So you will be able to take your relationship with any problem.
14:20I think it's important not to use any pejorative language as a bitch.
14:24Ah, and no one is dying.
14:30It's herpes.
14:32I will give you a 4-day prescription for acyclovir.
14:36It will clear then and you can resume sexual contact.
14:39It is important not to use derogatory language like slut.
14:43And no one is dying.
14:45You see?
14:48Thank you doctor.
14:51I hope you and your wife have a nice day.
14:54We just cross heels.
14:58Rory, what's this?
14:59Mushroom oil. One year five a day.
15:05You're such a fun guy.
15:10Guys, I'm too high for this dinner.
15:17Hi, you're all late for dinner.
15:19Hi.
15:20Cormac.
15:21I saw you at beach.
15:23Yeah, well, mum sent me over because dinner starts at 8 and it's legit 9pm.
15:28Okay, everybody, come on.
15:29We're late for dinner.
15:30Hey.
15:30Oh.
15:31Hey, hey, hey.
15:33You're Diesel's sister, right?
15:35Karen.
15:36Karen.
15:39You're Karen.
15:41I'm Karen.
15:42We were on.
15:43I'm telling you, man.
15:43It's a sign.
15:53It's a sign?
16:11Ah!
16:13I'm sorry.
16:14Hallelujah.
16:15You look gorgeous.
16:16You look gorgeous.
16:16And who's this?
16:17Glenn.
16:19Short for Glenn Riefay.
16:21I am Ireland's boyfriend.
16:24This is Cindy.
16:26Hi.
16:26I'm Claire Cassidy.
16:27Claire.
16:28Claire the artist.
16:29Oh yeah, the one in Italy.
16:30Hi.
16:30I heard a rumour you were coming.
16:32I am so glad you could make it.
16:33A late edition of the wedding, but very happy to be here.
16:36I loved your piece at the RHA annual show.
16:39The region and all the red dots.
16:41Listen, let's make some time to talk later this evening.
16:44Yeah, I'd love that, yeah.
16:45That'd be great.
16:46For you, chaps.
16:47Amazing.
16:47I would be like wowing to say thank you, Alex Elliot.
16:51So good.
16:55We'll see you later...
17:00Niki팀аем tackle him a Halloween gay wedding Halloween party.
17:08Louisa...
17:10No, no, no, no.
17:15Happy Jan.
17:15Shailo...
17:16Does she feel a bit sick? Like a bit gassy?
17:19I might split.
17:20You can split that too.
17:23You do look pale.
17:25Let's come out.
17:26We deserve to be happy.
17:28Oh my goodness!
17:32Oh my goodness!
17:33You're very welcome!
17:35Where's your English boyfriend Nigel, isn't it?
17:37Felix, he arrives the day after tomorrow.
17:40Oh.
17:40I'm Cormac, sorry, late addition to the wedding party.
17:43Oh, you are very, very welcome.
17:46Last name?
17:47My last name. Kennedy.
17:49Kennedy.
17:50Thanks so much for having me.
17:52And before you ask, you should see the other guy.
17:57And how does our daughter know you, Cormac?
18:00Just old friends from college.
18:03Second tier vibes.
18:04But it's so nice to meet you both now for the first time this evening.
18:09Go on in and get a drink.
18:10And a hug.
18:12Everything okay?
18:14Everything good.
18:15Do you have a problem with that young man?
18:16Why don't you ask?
18:17Because you were so rude.
18:18Gay people exist, Gerry.
18:21Spare me.
18:23Everyone, has everyone met?
18:25Everyone, this is Bergle and Caroline, our old friends.
18:30Old.
18:31Old.
18:31Old.
18:33Young wife.
18:34They have a house on the 10th green.
18:3710th green.
18:38Beside the 10th green.
18:40Four.
18:40He's very into positions as Bergle, isn't he?
18:42Yeah.
18:43So what do you do?
18:44Me?
18:45Mm.
18:45I was a teacher.
18:47I'm a teacher.
18:48I'm just taking some leave.
18:50A teacher?
18:51Yeah.
18:51What a noble profession.
18:52You and nurses are the modern day saints in my eyes.
18:56Yes.
18:56But there's such nobility in what you do.
18:58I mean, you're not just down in Google earning a bajillion euro.
19:02You're dealing with kids.
19:04Yeah, I mean, no one's offering me a bajillion euros to do anything.
19:08Do you not like children?
19:10Oh, I love children.
19:12Two of my own.
19:14Mine as well.
19:15Yours as well.
19:17I love them too.
19:18And it gives me such joy to watch them learn so it doesn't feel like I'm sacrificing anything.
19:22Primary or secondary?
19:23Secondary.
19:24What subjects?
19:25English and civics.
19:27Oh, Jesus.
19:27Maybe you can help my daughter choose a reading for the wedding.
19:31She has so far resisted insists on picking her own.
19:35Scaffolding.
19:36Sorry, scaffold.
19:37Scaffolding what?
19:38Scaffolding.
19:39It's Seamus Heaney's scaffolding.
19:40Oh.
19:41It's an absolute banger.
19:42My favourite poem of all time.
19:44So, that's...
19:45Name another poem.
19:47What?
19:48Name one other poem by anyone.
19:52Ever.
19:53Scaffolding slaps ass and you know it.
19:55Come here to me.
19:55What happened to your eye, lovey?
19:57You don't strike me as a fighter.
19:59I always said to him, you have to wear your helmet on your bicycle.
20:04Or wear your helmet on your bicycle.
20:06And what did he do?
20:07He would not listen.
20:09By accident, the roads are just lethal.
20:13You're forever hearing of people getting mashed under the 18-year-old trucks and the keys just dying all over
20:19the place every day.
20:20Yes.
20:21Well, here I am.
20:31I think you two are a gorgeous couple.
20:34You're out just full of jizz.
20:37Sorry.
20:38Sorry, no, we're just friends.
20:41Ava's boyfriend arrives the day after tomorrow.
20:43Oh.
20:44Oh, yes.
20:45Also, I am crazy gay, so there's that.
20:50Oh, yeah.
20:51We knew that.
20:54Okay.
20:56Is your gaydar super tuned?
20:58What the hell is gaydar?
20:59It's just to be able to tell if people are gay or not.
21:01Oh, I'm very good at that, aren't I, love?
21:04Though, nowadays, many of them don't even try to hide it.
21:07Oh, I knew you were one.
21:08Straight off.
21:09Yeah.
21:10I'm glad to see you again.
21:12Did you always know?
21:14Yeah.
21:15Oh, good God, Fergal.
21:16He can't ask personally.
21:17Look, I don't make this ever in my line of work.
21:20And I'm confused.
21:21Something else.
21:22I don't know.
21:23And have you ever, erm, done it with a girl?
21:29Sorry?
21:30Well, no.
21:31She's Fergal.
21:31That's enough.
21:32I'm just wondering how somebody can be 100% sure they don't like something if they haven't tried it.
21:36Kind of a two-way street.
21:37That one, Fergal.
21:38Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
21:40Well, I hope you wear a helmet on your bicycle now.
21:46Erm, yes.
21:47The bicycle accident.
21:48Of course.
21:49Yeah.
21:49Yes.
21:50Very important.
21:51Correct.
21:54And now I am thinking that my husband and I shall swap tables so everyone gets to know each other.
22:01Oh, okay.
22:02Gerger.
22:03Oh, no.
22:04No.
22:04Sorry?
22:06It's just to stay because we're only getting to know each other.
22:10Oh, my God.
22:10You, my friend, are going to love Geri.
22:13Geri.
22:15Geri.
22:16Geri.
22:17Geri.
22:17See you later, Sandra.
22:18Geri is an absolute howl.
22:22Dying for you over there.
22:23They want the big pan.
22:24I know I'm grand tears.
22:26Thanks.
22:26It's great.
22:27Yeah, my grand.
22:28Absolute.
22:29Fucking hell.
22:31The two of us together.
22:32I didn't say a word.
22:33I didn't say a word.
22:34How's it going?
22:35You can't join us, Geri.
22:37Sit down.
22:38Yeah.
22:38All right.
22:39Yeah.
22:39Sure.
22:40So, what are we talking about, huh?
22:42Road safety.
22:43Roads.
22:44Oh, good God.
22:44Ten points to me license here.
22:47Fucking speed track.
22:50I think I'll last a drink or four.
22:52Yeah.
22:55He's a fucking ass man.
22:57Geri.
22:58Geri.
22:58Geri.
22:59Geri.
23:01Does anyone know where this nightclub is?
23:03Nightclub is called Peppermint Brown.
23:06And is it open?
23:07Is it good?
23:07Boys and girls, gotta up your shit, my flock.
23:10Taxi's here.
23:11I'm in the front or else I'll get carsick.
23:14I'm going.
23:14I'm going.
23:14I'm going.
23:14I'm going.
23:14Go to the chat, weirdos.
23:16Yeah.
23:16Yeah.
23:17Check the group chat.
23:17It has it.
23:20Mr. Brown, thank you for dinner.
23:23So, I am very sorry about earlier.
23:26It was totally inappropriate of me.
23:28And I apologize.
23:29I should not have done that.
23:31There's no need to apologize.
23:33There's two of us in it here.
23:34Yes, but you have to understand.
23:37That's not something I do.
23:39Ever.
23:40I mean, I wouldn't say ever.
23:46Listen, you know my position.
23:48I do.
23:48I won't say a word.
23:50I have no interest in doing that.
23:53Okay.
23:54And also, just for the record, I have zero interest in getting into self-destructive relationships
24:00with married fathers on the DL.
24:03Been there, done that.
24:05I'm going to absolutely fuck that.
24:07Okay.
24:09Sorry.
24:10Listen, let's get you a cab ordered.
24:12I have an account, right?
24:13A local guy.
24:15Erm.
24:17Oh, God.
24:19Whoa.
24:20Are you okay?
24:23Do you want to take a walk?
24:26Do I want to take a walk?
24:28Hey, I'm a good listener.
24:29And you now have one other person that you can talk to about whatever you want.
24:33It's got to be worth something.
24:38And people walk sometimes.
24:42Okay, fine.
24:44We'll take a walk.
24:52Do you play golf?
24:53I don't.
24:54Is this course good?
24:56It is, yeah.
24:57Hmm?
24:58You don't want to be caught in the bunkers, though.
25:00Nothing but trouble in there.
25:04Listen, I'm glad we're getting to talk, actually.
25:09Everyone back there knows my fucking business.
25:11I practically live in a clubhouse.
25:13Hmm.
25:14Captain.
25:17But obviously, did not expect you to be a guest at the wedding.
25:21I thought you were like Marlon Randall.
25:23That gym has a membership of 1200 from all over the world.
25:2870 Norwegian lads rocked up to play golf only today.
25:32Like, mad.
25:35And, uh, just my luck to get you, really.
25:40Guest at my daughter's fucking wedding.
25:44No offence, like.
25:46Hmm.
25:47Anyway, we had a lead, so on we go.
25:51Must be lonely dragging that other secret life around with you.
25:54I'm not dragging anything around.
25:56There is no secret of our life.
25:57What about what happened in the sheriff?
26:00We agreed nothing happened.
26:01Nothing did happen, and yet nothing still managed to meet a need.
26:05I'm trying to be a good man here.
26:07A good husband.
26:08How's that going for you?
26:09Actually, very good.
26:12Yeah.
26:13I haven't acted out.
26:15Haven't cheated.
26:16Not once.
26:17In 30-something years.
26:19Yeah, apart from today.
26:20No contact means no cheating.
26:22So nice, Lupo.
26:24Oh, my God.
26:25You are just like Karen.
26:28Fucking certainty of youth.
26:30Okay.
26:31I'm sorry.
26:32Good night.
26:41Hey.
26:42Did the, uh, did the Swedes end up buying the, uh, giant paintings of the three nudie women?
26:48The big mad triptych in the living room.
26:51They sure did.
26:53You know they paid the guts of 20 grand for them?
26:55What?
26:56Yeah.
27:00Can I see you, then?
27:06Sure.
27:19Oh, lads.
27:20If I wanted a view like that, I'd go out to the nudie beach by the airport.
27:25I'm not sure I'd want it hanging on my actual wall, you know?
27:33Where'd you get this?
27:34Where'd you get this?
27:34Some of the guys did a blues run to the local hyper market.
27:38Zero possibility this is from a hyper market.
27:41That's a 300 euro bottle.
27:43Okay?
27:44Great.
27:47Uh, someone there?
27:49I, I, I think so.
27:52Oh, God.
27:54Follow me.
27:55Okay.
28:04Ah!
28:06Right.
28:06You got the sun's rim.
28:08Magnus, I think.
28:10Tried to go pro last year, fill off a scooter and broke his collarbone.
28:13Poor fucking agent.
28:17It's big though, isn't it?
28:18Yeah, I know.
28:19I think they felt sorry for me.
28:23Why so?
28:25I'll tell you another time.
28:28Okay.
28:29So, I don't think I should be in here.
28:32Well, I thought it was grand if you didn't do anything.
28:35So don't do anything.
28:39Here.
28:48Now.
28:49Oh, burden yourself.
28:51You're giving away your daughter this week.
28:52Mmm.
28:53How are the nerves?
28:54Shredded.
28:56Not to mention my wallet.
28:59So there is something I'd like to get your take on.
29:02Mm-hmm.
29:04Um...
29:04Karen.
29:05She found, um...
29:09Grindr on my phone the night before we came over.
29:13But I thought you'd never been unfaithful.
29:15Well, I only ever chat.
29:17I look at the photographs.
29:20The window show.
29:21Okay.
29:21Yeah.
29:23So, Karen has given me until after the wedding to say something to Sandra, or she will.
29:30She's fucking 14, for the love of God.
29:34Wait, so what's the plan?
29:35Well, so far, I've come up with...
29:38Give her money to keep the secret.
29:40Oh, my God.
29:40Bribery.
29:41Kids love money.
29:42Mm.
29:43Well, that will lose you to her as a father and a role model forever.
29:46Well...
29:49I'd love to hear a better idea if you've got one.
29:52Do you want to be married?
29:54I don't understand the question.
29:55Well, you don't understand the alternative.
29:57Of course I want to be married.
29:59To your wife.
29:59You love your wife?
30:01I do.
30:03Okay, then.
30:04And she doesn't know...
30:06about this other side?
30:10There is no other side.
30:13Jerry.
30:15Okay.
30:17No, she doesn't.
30:18I mean, maybe she suspects, but...
30:22I mean, there's not much going on in the bedroom.
30:25But that's normal enough, right? Isn't it?
30:27I'm the wrong person to be asking.
30:30Yeah.
30:32I'm stuck.
30:35And I feel a duty of care towards her.
30:39Sandra does not strike me as a vulnerable person.
30:43Well, maybe it helps you to think of her that way.
30:46How does that help me?
30:48We all want to feel wanted.
30:50It's good for our self-esteem.
30:53Tell her there's more to you.
30:54Like, let her in.
30:57You might be surprised by her reaction.
31:00And you don't know what you don't know about her.
31:06I should go.
31:07If that's...
31:09If that's what you want.
31:14Do you know what you want?
31:30I'm walking out, Mr. Byrne.
31:33You might be surprised by herself, but...
31:49Oh, it's good.
31:51No.
31:58Oh, I don't know.
32:06Oh
32:13Oh
32:37Sorry, that was a bit sudden.
32:40It's a sprint, not a marathon.
32:42Twice in a day.
32:44That hasn't happened to me since the Brian Cowan years.
32:47I have no idea who that is.
32:51Do you smoke weed?
32:53Do I?
32:54What?
32:55No.
32:58You do this all the time?
33:01You smoke weed?
33:04Seduce straight old married men.
33:08Is anyone in this room straight?
33:11Is that your kink, though?
33:16Daddies are so fucking hot.
33:19And before you ask, not all fathers are daddies.
33:31Are you serious about what you said before?
33:34That you'd never been with a man?
33:47And if you have just broken the golden rule, how does it feel?
33:54I feel awful.
33:57I know what that's like.
34:16That's no bike rush.
34:23I was attacked.
34:25Oh, God.
34:27Was it a gay thing?
34:30I don't know what that means.
34:32Were you coming out of a gay bar in town or something?
34:37Would that have made sense to you?
34:40No.
34:43But I wasn't.
34:46I just mean, was it a gay bashing?
34:51It's hard to say, isn't it?
34:54I'm gay and I was bashed, so draw your own conclusions.
34:58I'm not trying to pick a fight.
34:59It seems like you're asking me if I deserved it.
35:03I'm just interested in the details.
35:06Who these lads were.
35:09Why they would do something like this.
35:12The world is mad, Gerry.
35:16People are angry.
35:18Atoms collide.
35:19Married men fall into bed with younger gays.
35:21What can I tell you?
35:25So it's totally random.
35:28It wasn't random.
35:30No.
35:30Okay.
35:34Well, if it wasn't random, then...
35:38What was it?
35:39It doesn't matter.
35:39It's ancient history.
35:48It must have been recent enough with those bruises.
35:53Don't worry about it.
36:05Don't worry about it.
36:09Don't worry about it.
36:22Don't worry about it.
36:46Oh, my God.
36:54Oh, my God.
37:23Fuck, fuck.
37:26Fuck.
37:28Fuck.
37:31Fuck.
37:32Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
37:33Fuck.
37:44Fuck.
37:45Fuck.
38:12Fuck.
38:13Fuck.
38:17Fuck.
38:25Fuck.
38:27Fuck.
38:27Fuck.
38:28Fuck.
38:29Fuck.
38:54Fuck.
39:08Fuck.
39:12Fuck.
39:14Fuck.
39:18Fuck.
39:39Fuck.
39:40Fuck.
40:07Fuck.
40:10Fuck.
40:11Fuck.
40:18Fuck.
40:33Fuck.
40:33Fuck.
40:46Fuck.
41:00Fuck.
41:14Fuck.
41:18Fuck.
41:29Fuck.
41:30Fuck.
41:32Fuck.
41:36Fuck.
41:38Fuck.
41:39Fuck.
41:40Fuck.
41:45Fuck.
41:51Fuck.
41:53Fuck.
42:05Fuck.
42:08Fuck.
42:09Fuck.
42:10Verne wants us out of her house for a bite to eat and a chat.
42:12You meet Claire Margot?
42:15Chosen for you?
42:16I don't think I'll make that.
42:18She specifically asked for us.
42:20We're her favourites.
42:21Why don't you go?
42:23I'm feeling like a lazy day here.
42:26No, sorry.
42:27There's no way I'm going on my own.
42:28And for any of us to go with the girls as straight up brood,
42:30so off your fucking get.
42:40Dad's playing golf by the way.
42:41It's just Mum and me and Aladie.
42:43Come on, lunch outside.
42:56Now, my favourite little coterie of people.
42:59We may see Gerry passing.
43:01One of his balls might even land in your salad.
43:08Now, I think I'm an artist
43:09because of my social class.
43:11Like, I think you have to be an outsider in some way
43:13and I think growing up working class,
43:15I always felt on the margins.
43:16You're from Glasnevin.
43:17Your dad's an engineer.
43:19The middle.
43:20Yeah, the most reviled place to be.
43:23You know, middle-aged, middle class,
43:25middle of the road.
43:26But people think that people in the middle
43:27stand for nothing.
43:28But if you take the middle away,
43:33what are you left with?
43:35A world of extremes.
43:39Someone should make art about that.
43:42A monument to the Irish middle class
43:44plunked on a roundabout
43:45near a golf course in Spain.
43:50Exactly.
43:54Yeah, I mean, what Niamh doesn't want to acknowledge
43:56is that I have an eye, you know.
43:59She's up to her neck
44:00and wedding planners and coloured charts
44:02and won't let me do a tagline.
44:03I suppose I should be grateful.
44:05She let you pick the priest?
44:07She did, yeah.
44:08Poor Father Vincent.
44:09He was a no-show last night.
44:11Poor Father Vincent is a mad yoke.
44:12He was dive-bombing in the pool the first night
44:14and he's really been on it with the booze.
44:18Elodie, do you like it here?
44:19It's much full and it doesn't rain.
44:21Elodie hates the rain.
44:23Why does it not rain in France?
44:24Well, it does, of course,
44:25but she's just spent the last three weeks in Ireland.
44:28She's still recovering from that particular trauma.
44:31What was it like growing up gay in Ireland?
44:33Oh, Karen.
44:35Karen, no, you can't just ask that.
44:37It's always hard to be different,
44:38but it's not as hard for me
44:40as it was for the previous generation.
44:42Anyone who grew up gay in the 80s
44:44has it way worse than us.
44:46I have gay friends,
44:49trans and non-binary friends in my class,
44:51and, like, nobody cares.
44:52I wouldn't say nobody cares,
44:54but yes, I'm very glad to hear it.
44:56Nobody cares.
44:58No one our age cares.
44:59Like, who cares?
45:00Um, well, I think, well, for us,
45:02being trans or gay when we were in school,
45:04that was inconceivable to us growing up.
45:07Fuck.
45:18How'd you be a black guy?
45:20Karen, who does that?
45:21He was in a bike accident.
45:23He was in a bike accident.
45:24Okay.
45:25No, actually, he wasn't.
45:29I am a teacher,
45:30or was a teacher.
45:31I'm on leave now,
45:32but I was beaten up
45:34by some of the students that I teach,
45:36kids around your age.
45:37I was beaten up by them
45:38because I'm gay.
45:40Four of them catfished me
45:42on social media
45:43with a picture of another man.
45:44They met me in Dublin City Centre
45:45and they attacked me.
45:46They wore masks,
45:47but I recognised two of them.
45:49One because of his smell
45:51and the other because
45:52he had this pair of trainers.
45:53He used to always brag about
45:54being limited edition,
45:55and the other two came forward,
45:57confessed the following day.
45:58I'd been having problems
45:59with all four of them
46:01in the weeks before,
46:01just disciplinary attendance problems,
46:04but it's a tough school.
46:06May I use your bathroom?
46:09Of course.
46:10Of course.
46:12Yeah, just there,
46:13to the left.
46:15First door to the left.
46:17Can't miss it.
46:25Can't miss it.
46:31I won't mind.
47:33Absolutely.
47:37Jesus, it's like the song.
47:39It's exactly like the song.
48:17It's like the song.
48:22It's like the song.
48:49It's like the song.
48:52It's like the song.
49:03It's like the song.
49:06It's like the song.
49:18It's like the song, Frank.
49:22What?
49:23I'm sorry.
49:23Better stay till sunrise
49:26It's completely your decision
49:30It's just that going home is such a ride
49:34Such a ride
49:36Going home is such a ride
49:39Going home is such a ride
49:43Going home is such a lonely ride
49:48I'm having trouble in these bunkers
49:50Would you hang your denim jacket
49:54Near the poster by Picasso
49:57Do you see?
50:00You're so bad
50:01You fucking love it
50:03Yeah, I fucking do
50:04Would you mind if I leave the light
50:10Would you mind if it isn't too bright
50:17Now I need the window open
50:21So if you happen to get chilly
50:24There's this coverlet
50:26My cousin hand-crocheted
50:30Hand-crocheted
50:32Do you mind if the edges are frayed?
50:37Would you like to unfasten my brain?
50:44Shall I make you in the morning
50:47A cup of homemade coffee
50:51I will sweeten it with honey
50:55And with cream
50:58When you sleep
51:01Do you have dreams?
51:06You can read the early paper
51:09And I can watch you while you shave
51:12Oh, God!
51:13The mirror is cracking
51:15The mirror is cracking
51:15The onus
51:15Whole
51:15wig
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