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00:00Oh bullshit you never changed a nappy. I did. Mick you did not. Well. You certainly did not.
00:06I recall changing nappies. I don't know it certainly wasn't our children.
00:10For over a decade in Australia. Yay look at this. Yes my favorite. Oh my god not these
00:17side guys again. You've loved watching people watch tv. Oh I don't know why I'm embarrassed.
00:22It's just so cringeworthy. So we wondered what have been some of your highlights. Oh this
00:27would be interesting. Who would actually watch this? Come with us as we check out some fan
00:32favorites from the past 23 seasons. This is the best of the best. I'll make a series out of anything.
00:38Looks pretty cheap to me. We've jumped the shark with this episode. Tonight we say hello again to
00:44one of the most infamous tv finales. What? What? What? What? What the? Get a little dirty in one of
00:54your
00:54favorite gardens. He's a peony grower. What did you just say? Peenies? Peenies. I love big ones.
01:01I love small ones. I love red ones. How can she not laugh? Because she hasn't got a mind like
01:06you.
01:06And tear up with everyone's favorite Queensland cartoon that's become the most watched show in the world.
01:13Bluey! This will hit you in all your fields. This is beautiful. You're crying. Of course I'm crying.
01:19Oh Bluey what are you doing to me?
01:28Where's Malik? Where's Malik? I can't see him. There he is. Where is he? Where is he? I can't see.
01:34Where's Malik? There he is. Can you do where's Jed now? Where's Jed? Where's Jed? Where's Jed? No one cares.
01:42To kick off our Gogglebox fan favorites we simply couldn't go past. The worst piece of absolute
01:49unadulterated psychological. I'm excited for this one. Fill it up. Go keep going. Just take it easy.
01:57Keep going Muddy. Keep going. Cannot wait for this. I've thought about it pretty much every morning. You
02:03need to get a job. And back in 2019 the biggest reality show in the country brought some of the
02:08most memorable faces to our screens. And all of our participants are preparing to gather for one
02:14final dinner party. It's the reunion. We're getting the band back together. That's right. This episode
02:21sees the return of all your favorite. I can't wait. Like I'm just so excited. Let's rephrase that.
02:28All the participants. There's weather event Cyrell. Well wind Cyrell. Cyclone. The tornado. Cyclone.
02:35Earthquake. Okay moving on. Because also at the final dinner party is. Oh there's bitch face.
02:40She looks like a Turkish wrestler. Covered in oil. The dinner is served. Here comes the phone.
02:47To fully appreciate this dinner party it helps to understand the 40 plus episodes of conflict
02:53that have led to this moment. I want to go down there. Because this is going to be absolute UFC.
02:59In summary. Innes can't stand Sam. Sam can't stand Liz and Innes. Liz can't stand Sam and Innes.
03:05Martha can't stand Cyrell. Nick and Tamara can't stand Dan. No one can stand Jess. Which Jess can't
03:11understand. Cyrell can't stand anyone. And after a few more of these she won't be able to stand.
03:17She's gonna give that champagne a good nudge. We've got liftoff in five. Getting fueled up. Four.
03:24Let's have another drink. Three. What's she drinking now? Two. Have another drink. One.
03:30My hooah is for almoja to your husband. Ha ha. Cyrell. Hey. Oh my god. I'm gonna pour my drink
03:40on her.
03:41Yes. That's a good idea. Please do get up and do it. I want you to do it. Do it.
03:46Go.
03:47She's shit. She's gonna do it. Do it.
03:48Yes. Woo. Woo. Go. Woo. Ha ha.
03:53Oh my god. Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. Are you shitting?
03:59Oh my god. Oh my god. It's all right.
04:02Oh my god. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right.
04:05Oh my god. No. Oh. No. No.
04:09No. There's a punch. Wait. Relax. Cuts. Cuts. Relax. Please.
04:12Get the . Shit. Shit. You're kidding. Yes. Crazy.
04:18I love this shit. Really base and rudimentary behavior.
04:25What it feels like to me is being the year nine coordinator and having these two 15-year-old
04:30girls in your office and you're trying to sort out this stupid shit. Well there was plenty more of
04:36that to sort out as the whining continued for the final day of the experiment. Oh yes. Hooray.
04:43Nishkar Allah. Thank you. In this episode they all get together to reflect and exchange ideas
04:51in what can only be described as a kind of maths debate. I think groups of women under pressure
04:58don't cope as well as groups of men under pressure. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
05:06There's differences between men and women. Oh come on. Shut your mouth.
05:09Mark's got the worst case of fooling mouth than I've ever seen. A matriarchy and a patriarchy are two
05:14different things entirely. Everyone's sinking into their seats like this. Don't mistake that.
05:19These girls have fallen apart and the men haven't. Look at her faces. She looks like an emu.
05:24Maybe this just doesn't speak to their biology. No. No. I feel sick. I feel stained.
05:34In the race to become the least popular person on television, Mike passes the baton to Jess,
05:39who sprints to the finish. Let's get up Dan and Jess. Dan and Jess. Oh my god. She looks like
05:45little Bo Peep.
05:47Jessica dumped her first husband, Mick, to try things on with Dan. I'm really happy. But as Dan's
05:53about to learn, he wasn't even her first choice second husband. That was another guy called Nick.
05:57Let's take a look at how it all unfolded. I'm excited. Yes, I do find Nick very attractive.
06:07I am sexually attracted to Nick. So Dan was third run off the ladder. Oh my god. She freaking just
06:16leapfrogged.
06:16Your legs are like 7-11. They're open for business 24-7. I love it. Tyrell, if I wanted your
06:25opinion, I'd kick your kennel.
06:26Kick your kennel. Does it get any better than this? Probably not. So that's a good note to end on.
06:34Oh my god. It is done. We've been released. We can now start going out and leading normal lives.
06:40Oh, that was the best show ever. Like, best show. Oh. Hello. Don't wake her up.
06:58Where's the baby? Come on. Trixie. Oh, you look terrible. Oh, don't be mean to her. I can't look at
07:06her.
07:06Why? It's so unattractive. The cone of shame. If I got a big olive, it should be like a martini
07:13glass. Look.
07:15Fan favourites come in all shapes and sizes. And back in 2018, one of the biggest fan favourites
07:21came from a Friday night lifestyle program on the ABC. Oh, gardening in Australia. Yeah.
07:27This looks boring. In the nursing home, I'd love it. Oh. Good morning.
07:31Now, Gardening Australia might have the best host on Australian TV. G'day Gardening.
07:36Oh, sick, Costa. What a beard. This guy's the real life agro cartoon connection.
07:41Each week, Costa... Wait, that's not... Oh, there he is. And his merry band of sidekicks talk us through
07:48all things garden. It's called One Bed Veg. Who is this guy? That is in fashion set up. He looks
07:55like
07:55he's drawn from the era of the burnt witches. Garden people are weird, hey? Yes, I love them.
08:01Why do some variegated plants lose their variegation? Sometimes that variegation... Sorry,
08:06but these people... This is quite an interesting question. I ask that question all the time.
08:11Why do they? Some plants lose their variegation. Can you imagine a dinner party at his place? You never
08:17know. He might surprise you. One of the most useful products I find in the garden is pantyhose. What? At
08:24the
08:24pointyhose is using pantyhose to protect jackfruit from... I hope he's just pulled out a stocking from
08:28his wife's drawer and cut it in half and he's like, look, you can hide your bananas in here. They
08:34burst,
08:35release their seed into the pantyhose... What? So the pantyhose catch his seed? Mate,
08:39he's doing IVF for plants. This man's totally insane. Sorry, Jane. Took your stockings again. A weird word of
08:46the week from the garden. Here's Leo Sayer. Focund. What? Think about it? What did he just say to us?
08:52Focund. Focund. Focund. Focund.
08:54I think someone called me that in the car the other day. Focund wouldn't turn right. And the meaning
08:59is highly fertile. Like Millie. What? For context, our West Australian annual wildflowers are highly
09:13fecund. Hi, I'm Isabelle. I'm highly fecund. That should be my new Tinder profile. What a ripper.
09:18Focund off. I never thought gardening Australia could be so funny. You are both disgusting.
09:27Next, we meet a bloke totally, unquestionably besotted with peonies. What? With what?
09:35What did he just say? With peonies. Peonies? Peonies. I've been growing peonies for about 20 years now.
09:43He's a peony grower. Peonies are so special to me because. Yes, we know.
09:52Oh my gosh. There are three main types of peonies. I love big ones, I love small ones,
09:57I love red ones, I love touching peonies, I love smelling peonies. You will never be disappointed.
10:03I've never been disappointed by any peony I've seen. I have a peony in my garden and it refuses to
10:09flower. Don't you hate it when your peony won't flower? Listen, stop that. This is an unbelievable,
10:16exceptional peony. Oh, the bottle, the bottle, the bottle. Peonies can be brought inside and you can
10:24enjoy the pleasure inside. You can enjoy it in your bedroom. You'll look over the fence,
10:28enjoy your neighbour's peony. The more I learn, the more I'm still attracted to these beautiful peonies.
10:38What the hell? I'd love to come over to your place sometime and check out all your peonies.
10:51Look, this is a serious gardening show, so it's time to get our minds off peonies. Here's Sophie
10:57and she's holding a great big... Oh, for God's sake. How can she not laugh? Holding a great big phallus.
11:04Because she hasn't got a mind like you. Look, I can barely fit my hand around it. Okay, moving on.
11:12Pumpkins. Surely there's nothing about a pumpkin that could possibly... Oh, come on now.
11:18You can't have something that size and shape in a shed out the back.
11:22It went down near my pumpkin patch. You wouldn't go near a pumpkin patch, I'm telling you. Forget it.
11:28I thought that was going to be the most boring show of all time, but in some ways it was
11:32delightfully
11:32awkward. Come on, there's a lot of people that love watching the garden show.
11:37I can see why. Why? Because they can't bring themselves to watch porn, so this is the next best thing.
11:54It's actually so funny. Whenever we go to a Chinese restaurant and then we see a table
11:58that aren't Asian ordering food, we always say fried rice. What do we normally get?
12:04Special fried rice. Yes. Spring rolls. You like the spring rolls.
12:07Lemon chicken. Lemon chicken. Yes. Steak and black bean. The black bean sauce thing. That's
12:13what we get really, isn't it? Yep. And it's beautiful.
12:17Cooking shows have always been a fan favourite on Gogglebox and in 2022 there was one in particular
12:23that really hit the spot. The best dishes in the world aren't made by Michelin star chefs in fancy
12:29kitchens. It's made by me at home. Ah, no. According to host Dan Hong, it can be found in the
12:36streets.
12:36In this series we're going to hit the streets. Street food. Yes. On the street, baby. Yum.
12:42How good is street food? Nah. None of this fine food stuff. Get in your thongs, get in the streets.
12:51The streets with Dong. Dan Hong. One of my favourite chefs. He looks like Jeff Hugel. He does, hey.
12:58Do you know Dan Hong? I, contrary to most belief, I don't know every Asian out there. Nearly every
13:04culture has their own version of the meatball. We've got kofta. I'm talking about the iconic kofta.
13:09Kofta. I told you. I told you kofta. I'm eating kofta. You're eating kofta. I'm eating kofta.
13:15Hey, don't touch my kofta. Kofta. Kofta. Kofta. Isn't it the kofta? Or kofta. It's kofta.
13:22It's kofta. Not kofta. It's kofta. Also known as kofta. Or kofta. I think I've been calling kofta once in
13:28a while.
13:28So we're starting with some lamb mince. Don't this up Dan. Dan, I swear to god don't. I'm going to
13:34add a big
13:35pinch of salt. Oh my god. That is like snow on and out. That's normal mom. That's taste cake.
13:42That's the missing ingredient. So what we're going to do is make some little sausage shapes. Don't do
13:47my balls. Put them on a skewer Dan. So I'm just going to make five or six. You're doing the
13:51chunky
13:52small ones. Put them on a skewer. And then we can start frying these bad boys. Put them in a
13:56skewer Dan.
13:58Oh baby. Mmm. Oh yeah. I like that. No. So we might be able to do this later. It's like
14:04a
14:04bristle. It's simple. Dad you always say that everything is easy. The only thing you can make
14:09is a pasta. Just keep quiet Ethan. Why are you building it like the Egyptian pyramids. Lebanese
14:16they love lemon. We're not Turkish. You don't put the lemon on it. You better have some hummus there.
14:22Where's the hummus? I can't watch this. We better move on. My dad saw this. He'll be losing it.
14:27Next is a Thai classic. Had krapow. Yum. Bang. Whack. Krapow. Pork or chicken with a sweet and spicy
14:35sauce. Nah. Oh come on. Find out what's in there before you dismiss it. Garlic. Nah. And the chillies. Nah.
14:41Pork mince. Yeah. Snake beans. Nah. We've got some fish sauce. Fish sauce. Fish. Nah. Light soy sauce. No way.
14:49Dark soy sauce. Nah. Oyster
14:51sauce. Jesus Christ. See. I'd eat that. I'm going to make that another way. What's that so I can eat
14:56it?
14:56Yes. Without the garlic and chilli and those beans looking things. So just pork mince. Yeah. I reckon
15:02that'd be really nice. It comes with rice. Nah. I don't want rice. How about an egg? The egg looks
15:06dead.
15:07Should be dead. Now I want to make that tomorrow. Now I want to make the other one first.
15:14Kapata. Kufa. What his name is. It's kapata. Let's move on again. When you hear delicious
15:18street food. Do you think. Asian. Italy. Indonesia. Germany. What? Germany loves their sausages.
15:25Currywurst. We love our sausages. We love our currywurst. We love our currywurst. I've got these
15:31two snags here. Why is that sausage so white? It's German. That's why it's thick and it's a mouthful.
15:40Got some hot chips. Those sausages look gross. Oh. Curry powder. We've seen three meals and this is the
15:47whitest meal you've ever seen. I know. You know what's even better than this?
15:51The same thing on a stick. Oh. Oh. I'm just going to insert. Oh. Oh. Oh. Chopsticks from the bottom.
15:58Oh.
15:58I actually sold a few catheters today. Oh. Into the batter. You know I look at that.
16:04All I think is like oh my god. You can see it's nicely coated.
16:12It's going to coat. Oh. There you go big boy. Oh. Look how big it's gotten though.
16:20You always say that. But this actually smells.
16:24No this is too easy. This is too easy to regaise myself. This is a stitch off.
16:34Is this like a tutorial? Wow. Did you? Look at the size of his mouth.
16:43Mate. Really good. His jaw is going to lock. Okay I probably won't be making that for the missus.
16:51Because she's going to look at that. You'd love it. And she's going to look at this and she's going
16:54to go.
16:54I'm moving to Germany. Yeah.
17:10At the Silbury's Kerry is discussing her new male friend. Do you like him? I like him a lot.
17:16What do you do all day? We talk about art and painting. He's a painter. What do they do all
17:22night? I mean she was still in bed at nine o'clock this morning. But the good thing is
17:26that mum's so deaf she wouldn't hear anything anyway. Well that's a blessing. What was that?
17:31I missed that. There you go. During the second year of Gogglebox we caught up with the return
17:37of Australia's favourite Renault show. The block is back. Yeah the block. You're on the block. The block
17:46the block the block. I didn't even know it ended. The final of this won't be until Boxing Day and
17:52they'll call it Bloxing Day. Bloxing Day auctions. And one episode became an instant fan favourite.
18:00Everyone's renovating a bathroom and much of the drama centred on older contestant Dan.
18:05We've got a problem here buddy. There's graffiti all over your wall. As with all contestants Dan must
18:10have his room approved by Keith the foreman. This is a sandpit. After pointing out the floors in
18:18contestant Dan's screed floor foreman Keith goes to see his assistant foreman also called Dan to check
18:24for floors in another contestant's screed floor. We had to get Dan and Keith to okay the screed before
18:29they could waterproof. Why is Dan there? I'm confused is there another Dan? I don't know. Dan the
18:34contestant. Dan the what is he called? Foreman. And Dan's just measured the finished floor level
18:39of where the screed is. He. Yes. Dan. Is the contestant. No. Gotta get the all clear from Keith
18:46and Dan. Oh that's Dan. Which one's Keith? So today's D-Day for Dan. Keith and Dan confront Dan about
18:55the time Dan is taking to fix the floor Keith found in his floor. Now the three men two of
19:01whom are four
19:02men argue whether the floor men can fix the flawed floor before the lower floor needs to fix their
19:07ceiling which both foremen including Dan point out is Dan's floor. Who are you? Dan better. Is his
19:13name Dan? Oh that yeah. Yeah the old bloke. He'd better get his ass into gear. Loved up couple Julia
19:18and
19:19Sasha meanwhile are having troubles of their own. They discover an issue with their puddle flange.
19:24Puddle flange. Puddle flange. Their flange. You gotta watch the flange. That's an awful word.
19:30Just the great word. The flange. That's the flange. If the puddle flange isn't waterproof properly.
19:37Just watch your flange look out. It's a bit uneven there. You can get your hand in the flange. Yeah
19:42it
19:42doesn't fit properly. It was just problem after problem. And the girls are worried about their flange.
19:48Can't you put some filler in it? In the flange? Yeah.
20:11Good with the fingers. Some of our sourciest fan favourites. Oh my god.
20:16Have come from reality dating shows. Oh my god. Like the time we tuned in for. Oh my god.
20:23The highbrow Aussie version of Love Island. Oh my god. Imagine Holly on Love Island. Oh my god with a
20:31wedgie.
20:33And the thing is I reckon I'll be picking it the whole time. Holly. You know how last week we
20:38thought we'd hit the rock bottom of Australian TV? We were just halfway there my friend. Okay well how
20:44about the time we tuned into another fan fave that was all about a classic tale of romance. What is
20:49this?
20:50It's the age-old story of Americans who find a partner online then travel overseas to meet them
20:55in person for the first time and whilst there decide whether or not to perform the grand romantic gesture
21:01of applying for a k-1 non-immigrant visa for a fiancé under the international marriage broker
21:07regulation act of 2005. Beautiful. That's right it's 90 day fiancé. Wow I'm excited. To meet our
21:18first pair of star-crossed lovers we're off to the traditional city of love. Manila. This is crazy.
21:24Oh no. Today is my first day in Manila with Rose. Oh my god. Oh my god. I want a
21:32little short time.
21:37Oh Jesus. Rosemary and Ed. What do you think Rose sees in Ed?
21:43How much is that all? House and land package in San Diego. I don't know if that's an assumption you
21:48should make.
21:49Give the change. Mick excuse me she's about 19 and he's 54. Come on. My family's from the Philippines
21:55and I'm telling you now I know what this is about. This is the way to get to the US.
22:00I wonder what the
22:01exchange is. I can tell you what it is. This is just a racist cultural cliche. No it's definitely a
22:09love story just like our next couple. Oh my god look at this pack. Oh role reversal. I've been in
22:16Nigeria for
22:17a few days with my fiancee Usman. Oh my god. She looks like she's adopted him on like a trip
22:23now
22:23he's growing up. We are staying in a hotel so we can have some privacy. Do they have sex? I
22:28bet they
22:28do. Oh gross. I know man I'm trying to wait as well. Okay well if that's too much let's just
22:33head
22:33back to Manila. My god I forgot about this pair. He is a happy couple. He looks like Violet when
22:40she ate
22:40a blueberry in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Well get ready for this blueberry to put a cherry on top
22:44of
22:45tonight's date. So there's a test that you can take. A test. Yeah it's a it's a test. Fidelity test.
22:51Elijah take the test. STD.
22:55It's a great way to start off too. Look at the face on her. Like you can tell when an
23:00Asian gets angry.
23:01Like I always know when mum's about to whack me and feather duster her eyes go like. Oh yeah it's
23:05the eyes.
23:05I bet he. Bet he. Bet he. Hey. Leave him. Get out while you can girl.
23:11For what it's worth I'm sorry. Look at the end of the day he's not going to put his neck
23:16out on the line.
23:17Alright moving on. Because in 2018 we fell in love with one of our favourite finales. The conclusion to the
23:23Honey Badger. Nick Cummins love story in The Badgerlar. The Badgerlar. Get it? The Badgerlar. Get it? Yes. Honey Badger.
23:32Bachelor. Badgerlar. Get it?
23:34Holy Struth. Talk about roller coaster rides. Oh my god. He looks like once a jolly swagman.
23:40This has been challenging. It's been insane. Hello. I've got absolutely no shoulders. How are you doing today?
23:48Is one of these amazing girls going to be the woman? Future Mrs Honey Badger. Actually Mrs Honey Badger sounds
23:54like a porn name doesn't it?
23:55Yeah best not to go with Mrs Honey Badger. How about? The Badgers found the beaver.
24:00Let's just go with Nick's choosing his girlfriend. So who's left? Brittany and Sophie. Which ones are they? Describe them
24:06because I don't know.
24:06Sophie Blonde. Brittany Brunette. Ah. Let's start with the blonde. Harry High Pants. What is going on?
24:14Shorts. They're trendy. They're random Nick. Don't worry they won't be there for long.
24:21Hello, hello.
24:23Oh, gone in. Shut up mum. After a quick blow dry, it's off to a rug in time for Sophie
24:29to open up.
24:30I literally evaluate myself. Shit, Sophie's putting it out there. I'm obviously falling like in love with you.
24:37Now he's going to have to kiss her to shut her up. Talking's not my specialty. Kissing ears.
24:42The next night and the rug is now a couch and we pick up the I love you's with Brittany.
24:48I'm falling in love with you.
24:49Everyone throws around the love word like it's a freaking lollipop or something.
24:55He's not into her.
24:57What's he doing? Oh no, he's doing closed mouth kiss.
25:00Cow's bum.
25:01Cow's bum.
25:02My cat's bum I mean.
25:04Cow's bum.
25:04I'm into the cow's bum.
25:08Decision time.
25:09You reckon he's going to go blonde or brunette? I reckon he's going to go blonde.
25:13Look at that bum.
25:15Holy shit on toast.
25:17Yeah, he's choosing Sophie.
25:18Sophie, 100%.
25:20I think she's the best choice.
25:23Here we go.
25:24So whoever gets out first is the loser.
25:27There's going to be dark head girl.
25:29Brittany's gone.
25:31Here we go.
25:32The tie is flat at the back.
25:37Oh!
25:39Don't dare me!
25:41I'm not able to wholeheartedly commit to you.
25:44Do you want a root though?
25:45Well, it wouldn't be The Bachelor without a happy ending.
25:48We've just hit the agony.
25:49It's almost time for the ecstasy Simon.
25:51This is like the good bit.
25:52This is what makes Bachelor worth watching.
25:54The declaration of love.
25:56I've developed strong feelings for you Brittany.
25:58Say love her.
25:58You have to.
25:59It's part of your contract to say I love you.
26:01You're an amazing woman.
26:02And I love you.
26:03When I say those three words.
26:06Say it.
26:07I want to really mean it.
26:10Listen to this music.
26:11It's just, it's just lifting.
26:17I love you.
26:25I can't give 100% of me to you.
26:31What?
26:34What?
26:36What?
26:37What?
26:38What?
26:39What?
26:41This time has come to an end and let you go.
26:44What?
26:45What?
26:46He hasn't picked anyone.
26:48What?
26:51They both got dumped.
26:54The only thing more tragic than a broken heart is two broken hearts.
26:59You didn't pick me either.
27:01Why?
27:01You picked nobody.
27:03Oh this is bloody funny shit man.
27:05He's got to be very lost.
27:07I feel sorry for him.
27:09Five minutes ago these women said he's the best thing that ever walks the face.
27:12Now they're flipped the size.
27:13Oh he's emotionally unstable.
27:14I don't know what he's looking for.
27:16Well obviously it's not you.
27:19Trudging.
27:19That's a trudge.
27:20Mate how long until this becomes a meme?
27:23I like him.
27:24Take your clothes off and go in the water.
27:39And I was in the bathroom with me.
27:41That's hilarious.
27:42One of the other secretaries.
27:45Someone went to the loo.
27:46Hang on.
27:47Hang on.
27:48And I'm just talking to your ass.
27:50I know.
27:54Over the years we've learned heaps from TV.
27:56From docos about the life of humans.
27:58I don't think there's a greater joy than your first born baby.
28:02Megan Holly feel pretty good for this conversation.
28:03No no no.
28:04To docos about the life of.
28:05Monkey.
28:06Yes.
28:07Can I get a big cuddle like that?
28:09No.
28:10It was one of our youngest goggle boxes.
28:12Kangaroo.
28:13Not kangaroo.
28:14What's that?
28:14Dude.
28:15That was always a fan fave.
28:17Look at that.
28:17When it came to learning about animals.
28:20Bulthins.
28:21It's a whale.
28:22How does it feel to be corrected by a four year old?
28:24Not nice.
28:25And the learnings continued in 2023.
28:27With a fan favourite moment involving a.
28:30Cow.
28:31Look at that moo.
28:32We've got a cow here that is obviously going to carve.
28:37Don't tell me you're going to put your hand up.
28:38We're just going to help.
28:39What?
28:40Oh.
28:40Oh.
28:40Oh.
28:41Maybe take your bracelets off first right?
28:43She's doing it with 5,000 bangles on her arm.
28:46She used to have 5,001 bangles on her arm.
28:48Cow will walk around all here at jangle them.
28:50He's been on the way a little while.
28:52Oh.
28:53What?
28:54Come on.
28:55Oh my goodness.
28:58It's having a baby.
29:00Why?
29:00Do you want me to block your eyes?
29:04How shocked he is.
29:06He's in shock.
29:09Is that the cow's vagina or no?
29:11Do you really know where babies come from?
29:14In the bone.
29:16Yeah.
29:16Yeah.
29:29Hello.
29:30Can you bring a nice cube over here please?
29:33Don't throw it.
29:35Oh.
29:36Oh.
29:37Holly.
29:39Holly.
29:47Oh my God.
29:48That's my good glass too.
29:50I've just raised a family of dickheads.
29:53From breaking glass to breaking records.
29:56In 2024, Holly Dalton gave us a memorable fan fave moment during the quiz show.
30:02The 1% Club.
30:03I love this show.
30:04We've got 100 plays.
30:06All right.
30:06Here we go.
30:07This is the 90% question.
30:10All right.
30:11We should all get this right.
30:12Mia doesn't want to lose this game of noughts and crosses.
30:16Where should she place her next cross?
30:18You gotta like, your brain really has to think.
30:21What do you mean?
30:22It's not the crosses.
30:23B.
30:23Let's have a look at the answer.
30:25B.
30:26Easy shit.
30:28Honestly.
30:28Oh my God.
30:31The title of which popular song is indicated here?
30:35Eye of the Tiger.
30:36Eye of the Tiger.
30:37Can anyone tell me the band who played it?
30:39Who cares?
30:40What number would be next?
30:42Oh.
30:46Huh?
30:47I reckon it would be 398.
30:50398.
30:51398.
30:52Look at Holly go.
30:53That is so good.
30:54I'm so proud of you Holly.
30:56Why are you being so condescending as if I don't know anything?
30:59Which of these couples gets completely consumed by Valentine's Day?
31:04What is this question?
31:06This is hurting my brain.
31:08Okay, so I think that Valentine's Day, if you spell it.
31:13Stephen Laney spells Valentine's Day.
31:16Stephen Laney?
31:17Yeah.
31:17You're on it Holly.
31:18Stephen Laney, it is an anagram of Valentine's Day.
31:22Anagram Holly.
31:23We're actually learning how you think Holly.
31:26This is the 5% question.
31:30What three letter word is missing from this unusual list?
31:38I don't know.
31:39No.
31:40So these are planets.
31:41So Neptune is the last one.
31:43What?
31:44Do you get it mum?
31:45No.
31:45Uranus.
31:46Mercury.
31:47Neptune.
31:48Oh.
31:49Where's Earth?
31:50A-R-T.
31:51A-R-T.
31:52Time is up.
31:53What's the answer?
31:55The answer is Earth.
31:56A-R-T.
31:58A-R-T.
31:59A-R-T.
31:59I've got an absolute one in a billion.
32:02Oh.
32:03Oh my God, how does that mind work?
32:06You are the last two players standing, which means you both have a shot at the 1% question.
32:11Okay, you're the 1%, Holly.
32:13No pressure, let's not talk.
32:14Bonnie is planning a heist.
32:16In a coded message, she instructs her accomplice about which type of escape vehicle to bring.
32:22What?
32:24I can literally see their brains calculating.
32:32Um, a sports car?
32:34Helicopter.
32:35Well, it says boat there.
32:36Gazebo.
32:37A top.
32:38Oh, I think she could be on it.
32:41Time is up.
32:43No, no, no.
32:43Now I'm freaking out.
32:45The answer is boat.
32:46Boat!
32:48Boat!
32:49You absolute weirder!
32:53That's amazing that you can see that.
32:55That is amazing.
32:56People think like, when they see things they go, oh that's it, it must be something like
33:02that.
33:02Whereas my brain's like, let's really think about it.
33:05Let's really work.
33:07You think before you speak half the time.
33:09Yeah.
33:09No I don't.
33:09We've been looking for 20 something years, and now we've found it.
33:26What's that?
33:27Our wedding invite.
33:28Our wedding invite.
33:28Oh wow.
33:29Is this for me, or do I get to bring a partner?
33:31No, this is for you.
33:33There's no plus one.
33:34No plus one.
33:34There's no plus one.
33:35Who's your plus one?
33:37To put your mystery plus one on, it means someone's not getting invited that we actually
33:41know.
33:43In 2017, we witnessed one of our favourite Gogglebox moments.
33:47Gotta sit down and watch the news.
33:48It's happy gay day.
33:50Australia votes yes to marriage equality.
33:52Yes!
33:53Yes, yes, yes, yes.
33:55Yeah, amazing day today.
33:56Good evening, welcome to the project.
33:58Look, it's all rainbows.
34:00God, it's such a beautiful day.
34:02Here is how it all played out.
34:03For the national result, yes responses, 7,817,247, representing 61.6% of clear responses.
34:13I just can't believe it.
34:14I actually felt proud today.
34:15Me too.
34:16I'm proud to be Australian today.
34:18It has brought happiness to a lot of people.
34:22Now my brother can get married if he wants to.
34:24My cousins, all some of our favouritest people in the world can get married.
34:29I think it was interesting because it felt like a really terrible process.
34:31I had to live at a really tremendous moment.
34:33This is just 50 years of pent up shame and shit.
34:38And finally today, you know, that whole fear that everyone hates you and doesn't accept
34:43you is not true.
34:45Magda Shabanski joins us now from Sydney.
34:48She's been a great spokesperson.
34:50When I think of the Yes campaign, I think of her.
34:53She must be over the moon.
34:54I feel like I've been run over by a big gay rainbow truck, but very happy.
34:58I bet you just love her.
34:58We are your brothers, your sisters, your friends.
35:01And I love the fact that it's actually been such a unifying thing.
35:04Oh my God.
35:05That's you.
35:05I think that's me.
35:06That's you.
35:07I thought you said you were by yourself.
35:10So instead you're getting on with the hot copper.
35:12I was crying, standing there crying.
35:14And this policeman walked up to me and goes, we're all here for you and gave me a cuddle.
35:20That was very nice.
35:24It's a very joyful moment.
35:25Thank you, all of you.
35:26And the party continued in 2023 for a small, underrepresented and often vilified group of Australians.
35:33Soccer fans.
35:34When over 4 million of us got behind the Matildas.
35:38Peely time, Peely time.
35:40In their World Cup quarterfinal clash with France.
35:43I'm nervous.
35:44Amazing scenes at the Brisbane stadium.
35:46For the Aussies.
35:48A chance for Australia to venture where they have never been before.
35:52Let's go.
35:52Early on, the French looked strong.
35:57Oh my God.
35:59But the Matildas kept asking questions.
36:03Go girls.
36:04And it's not cleared yet.
36:06Oh, what a save.
36:08But try as they might.
36:09A chance for a fella.
36:10Oh.
36:11They couldn't break the French defence.
36:14Oh.
36:14With scores locked at nil all, it was time to bring out the big gun.
36:19Sam Kerr's in.
36:20The crowd's going to go berserk now.
36:21Yes.
36:22Woo!
36:23Sam Kerr, please score.
36:24Straight away into the action, Sam Kerr.
36:26Oh!
36:27Come on, the Tillys!
36:29Zelly Carver to wrestle!
36:31Oh!
36:32Oh!
36:33But after 120 minutes.
36:35Let's go into penalties.
36:37Penalty shootout, I think, is the most savage thing in world sports.
36:41So much pressure.
36:42And the first penalty of the shootout.
36:44Oh!
36:45Yes!
36:46Come on!
36:47It was a strong start for the Tillys.
36:49Yeah!
36:50Yeah!
36:50Listen to the crap!
36:52But Le Bleu fought back.
36:54Straight is number seven.
36:55It was a superb save.
36:57The two teams went goal for goal in the longest shootout in World Cup history.
37:03And she sends it wide.
37:04Ha!
37:05In your face!
37:06Oh!
37:06But then, it all came down to this.
37:09They are on the brink.
37:10Come on!
37:10Come on, come on, come on, come on!
37:12The weight of the nation is on your shoulders, baby!
37:16I don't want to watch this.
37:18We're going to have a fricking anxiety attack.
37:19From the spot, she sends it straight up through!
37:22Yeah!
37:23Yeah!
37:24She's got it!
37:25I hate feeling these.
37:26It is!
37:27Hold your breath!
37:29The world is now just two steps away!
37:31They made it!
37:33They fucking made it!
37:34The Matildas, for the first time, are going to a World Cup semi-final!
37:39Yeah!
37:39We got it!
37:40It's not football!
37:41Soccer!
37:42Get off me!
37:43Like, the Matildas have been able to do something that no other sporting team has ever been
37:47able to do.
37:48Get me interested in a sport.
38:03At Nick and Milo's, the isolation is taking its toll.
38:06Alright, you ready?
38:07Mm-hmm.
38:09Let's go on straight in the bin.
38:12In 2020, something big happened, which meant we were all home in the Arvo.
38:17Times are desperate, Keith.
38:18And we fell in love with our favourite daytime drama.
38:21The Bold and the Beautiful!
38:22You know that this year has been a scooter to the ankle when you're watching Bold and the
38:26Beautiful.
38:28Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
38:31Say, say!
38:32I've been watching Bold and the Beautiful since I was born.
38:37If you haven't seen the show before...
38:39It used to be like...
38:40Brooke and Ridge get married.
38:41One girl is sleeping with another man's husband.
38:44Brooke and Ridge get divorced.
38:45The worst acting of all time.
38:46Brooke and Ridge get married.
38:47They go through affair plots like toilet paper.
38:49Brooke and Ridge get divorced.
38:51Speaking of Brooke...
38:52What the hell is this?
38:53What the hell is it?
38:53Brooke!
38:54It's the same actress!
38:55They've been there for 32 years!
38:58Please, let me explain.
38:59The last time I saw it, she was married to Ridge.
39:02No, she's married to him now.
39:03Who's he?
39:04That is Ridge.
39:05But he used to be played by a different actor.
39:07How could they have changed Ridge?
39:09It's a Ridge too far.
39:10You kissed Spencer.
39:11Oh, so she slept with someone.
39:12She's under the fear.
39:13You know how I feel about this guy.
39:14Guys, why is there so many people in the same room?
39:17Why is everyone standing and watching?
39:18Exactly.
39:19I'm sorry.
39:20No one's walking around.
39:21I don't know what to say to you anymore.
39:22What's Colonel Sanders doing in the background?
39:24Ridge, I was going to tell you.
39:25When?
39:26I wonder what they say to the ones that aren't talking.
39:28Just try and keep making faces.
39:30Bellwood's just trying to be a friend.
39:31The troubled look.
39:33You have to pretend you smell something really bad.
39:42You're going to explain that everything's going to be how it was.
39:44It's not going to be how it was.
39:45Do you have any strepsules?
39:48Everything's changed now.
39:49Oh, dear Flanford, I just need something real quick.
39:53We've overcome so many things.
39:56My forehead still doesn't move.
39:57She's like one of those puppets where the bottom lip just moves.
40:01You know how much I love you.
40:03I was in a very vulnerable state.
40:06She'll be on as I said a word yet.
40:08Put your head down.
40:08Quick, put your head down.
40:09And it hurts me.
40:10See? See? See?
40:11That's what she does.
40:12She does that.
40:13You are who he wants.
40:14He doesn't want me.
40:15And cue.
40:18Brock was upset, so I listened to her.
40:21Bang!
40:22Oh my God!
40:25Yes!
40:26You betrayed your wife, you betrayed your sister.
40:28We betrayed the nine people in this room.
40:30Everyone's standing here.
40:31Don't ask me why there's nine people in this room.
40:33I don't know any of them.
40:37I haven't watched this show in 20 years, and I feel like I haven't missed a thing.
40:41We're going to have to watch her do it.
40:43This is it, mate.
40:44This is our new life now.
40:45This is our new life.
40:45I think I'll be busy tomorrow afternoon.
40:56When you think of Greece, what's the first thing that comes to your mind?
41:00Zeus.
41:01Olives.
41:02The economy is absolutely crumbling.
41:04Greek wrestling.
41:05Yogurt.
41:05The Coliseum.
41:07Mine's Tony Mockbell.
41:08The Greeks love to tell you about the Greeks.
41:09Oh my God.
41:11Didn't the Greeks invent everything?
41:12We gave the world everything.
41:14Everything that the world has today, us Greeks.
41:17It's going to be an hour of Greeks claiming...
41:19We invented everything!
41:20...that they made things that the lebs actually beat them to.
41:23We've given the world democracy, sex, language.
41:29I'm just trying to think what...
41:33Um...
41:33And pap smears.
41:35And another thing we have the Greeks to thank for is the word podiatric.
41:38Podiatric?
41:39Are we talking feet?
41:40You got it.
41:41So time to check out everyone's favourite gross-out medical program.
41:44My feet are killing me!
41:46In this Foxtel medical series, surgeons take on extreme examples of problem feet.
41:52Oh, this is going to be so grim.
41:54My name is Chris and I'm here with my dad because he has the worst feet I've ever seen in
41:58my life.
41:59Please don't show us.
42:00No, no, no.
42:00Uh, if you're squeamish, you might want to look away now.
42:05Can't be that bad.
42:08Oh!
42:10Oh!
42:12Oh!
42:13Oh, please don't switch off.
42:14Bluey's up very soon.
42:15Holly taps out.
42:16Why are we watching this?
42:18This is the stuff they make you do in the interrogation room.
42:20Look, she's looking.
42:22How do you, how can you be okay with that?
42:23She loves it.
42:24It fascinates me.
42:25I remember when I was younger, he made me bite one off.
42:29What?
42:29He made his son bite one off?
42:31His son bite one off?
42:32This is going to require a surgery.
42:35How could you make a show like this?
42:37Good question.
42:38Here's our next patient.
42:40Why?
42:41Why?
42:41My name is Geoffrey Cox and my toes look horrible.
42:46Been there, big fella.
42:47Can't be as bad as cheese feet.
42:48Give me a look.
42:51Oh!
42:52What are those?
42:54He's got a lot of fungus on his nails.
42:56Well, look at that.
42:57Put yourself back on.
42:59Put yourself back on.
42:59What can they do?
43:00Oh, if that were my toes, I would just consider amputation.
43:03Alright, here we go.
43:04Alright.
43:04Oh, no!
43:06Underneath the nail, you have a lot of stuff.
43:07The fungus there.
43:08Oh!
43:10My God!
43:11And it's moist.
43:12Don't say moist!
43:14I'm going to go ahead and dremel up these ones, okay?
43:15Get the chainsaw.
43:17You've got to grind down those nails.
43:19Oh!
43:20See, who watches this for a relaxing TV?
43:23Now that I've grounded down his toenails, it looks like a peak of normalcy.
43:28Whoa!
43:28Now it's back to Basil and his crusty feet.
43:31Oh, no!
43:33Let's have a drink.
43:34God, you need something to watch this.
43:36Today's basal surgery, I'm pretty concerned, but I think I have a pretty good solution.
43:41Nurse, grab me the angle grinder.
43:43The time has come.
43:45I don't want to look at these bloody feet again.
43:48Oh!
43:49Oh!
43:50They're turning it into cheddar now!
43:52The antiseptic that we're putting on the foot right now is like Cheetos.
43:55Stuff you lick off your fingers when you finish the Cheetos!
43:58Please stop talking about my favourite foods.
44:00Alright, I'm going after this.
44:02Alright, get ready.
44:03I mean, literally cutting through this.
44:05Oh!
44:06Oh!
44:06My God!
44:06How are you watching it?
44:08Right in this area.
44:09Yeah.
44:09No, you can't see now.
44:10Look, look, look.
44:10Ah!
44:11Keith!
44:12They wasn't there before!
44:13We'll tell you when to come up.
44:14You can really see that pinpoint bleeding there.
44:17That looks like a wart.
44:18Ah!
44:18Don't you dare drop it on the camera.
44:20Oh my God!
44:21This floor is going to be destroyed.
44:23You can melt that and make a good toasty.
44:25Stop!
44:26Ah!
44:27Okay, you can look now.
44:28It's over.
44:29Oh, that was disgusting.
44:31Oh, I can't wait now to see the finish.
44:33No.
44:33Yep, great.
44:35Looks so much better.
44:36Yeah.
44:36I still can't believe you made me put my mouth on that.
44:40I'm glad that's over.
44:42That was fantastic.
44:44I'll have a nightmare out of this tonight.
45:00Hello.
45:02Yes.
45:04Yes.
45:06Yeah.
45:07And who are you?
45:09Who is it?
45:10And I'm just going to give you some information over the phone?
45:14Get it on, Lee.
45:15What?
45:16Oh, mate, shove it up your ass.
45:17I'm not telling you nothing.
45:19Tonight, I love Trouble Guides.
45:21Of all the shows that use ordinary Australians to give their opinion about stuff,
45:25Trouble Guides is definitely a fan favourite.
45:28If you want to be on TV, you wouldn't be on this one.
45:31I wonder if they've got the same people on this year.
45:33Those people include the posh, hard to please older couple.
45:36This is the sophisticated pair.
45:38It was boring.
45:39Okay, in small doses.
45:41Yeah.
45:41Very small doses.
45:42Then you have a boisterous family of four with a loud outspoken daughter.
45:46They're my favourite family.
45:48Throw in these guys from the Indian subcontinent.
45:50Oh my gosh.
45:51And the new guys who have grown up in Australia, but have family ties to China.
45:58What?
45:59Those are not words.
46:00Well, if you didn't like those words, you might not like these ones.
46:04It's a little poo restaurant.
46:05Oh my God.
46:06We're sitting on the toilet.
46:08Does that mean you can just go to the toilet when you're sitting there?
46:11I hope so.
46:11I love it.
46:12Are there any specials?
46:13Special?
46:14Oh, poo meatballs.
46:15Poo meatballs.
46:17You're shitting me, aren't you?
46:18No, they're not.
46:19Or, are they?
46:21I'm going to poo me my walls.
46:22Oh, yes!
46:23Oh!
46:24Oh!
46:30Then, in 2018, the travel guides also took us to...
46:34Yes!
46:34Bali!
46:35So, we're in Bali, are we?
46:36Yeah, it's full of bogus.
46:38I just got back.
46:39And it was fan favourites, the Friend family, who once again made us...
46:44And white as well!
46:49Look at him, look.
46:51He's going to work really with his family?
46:54I hope he's got some suntan cream on, that boy.
46:56He's going to be bright pink by tonight.
46:58I reckon you kids would really like it, just a week in Bali.
47:01It's really good.
47:02I'm going there in June, July.
47:03Who said?
47:13If his name starts with J, better stay the hell away.
47:17Don't you know J is in your life unless his name is Jesus Christ.
47:19If he takes you on your phone, tell him to leave your house alone.
47:22If his name starts with J, go.
47:31Blum!
47:36Dad!
47:42Bingo!
47:43Back in 2024, over 2 million of us watched the fan favourite...
47:47Bluey!
47:48Bluey!
47:49I love Bluey!
47:51This is one of my favourite shows.
47:53Gab and I don't have kids, but we will watch Bluey.
47:55This episode of Bluey is called The Sign.
47:58Is this the 28 minute episode that everyone's just gone crazy about?
48:01I don't really know anything about Bluey.
48:03We've got the Healer family living in Brisbane.
48:06It's funny.
48:07It's charming.
48:08It's Australian.
48:09This will hit you in all your feels.
48:11Oh, sorry.
48:12And this episode is a poignant one for Bluey fans, as the Healer family is looking to sell
48:18its beloved home.
48:19What?
48:20What?
48:20They're moving out of their family home.
48:24High cost of living is even hitting Bluey.
48:26Dad's got a new job in another city.
48:28Did you feel sad when we sold our last house?
48:30I was absolutely distraught.
48:32We moved three suburbs.
48:33But Bluey is determined to keep the family home.
48:37Well, then you need to get rid of that sign.
48:39Then the house won't be for selling anymore.
48:42Makes sense to me.
48:43You think I want to move?
48:45You took your first steps in that house.
48:47Aw.
48:48Made me think of, like, we'll have to move out of our home that Celia took her first steps
48:54in.
48:54Be like, ah, Bluey, what are you doing to me?
48:58Banditas!
48:59The big B!
49:00Bandito!
49:01Body Realtors, shut up!
49:02I actually don't know if I can handle if they move.
49:04Okay, so is there something I need to sign?
49:07Aw.
49:08Oh, it's so...
49:09Bluey's moving.
49:10I feel it in the morning.
49:14I feel how low it looks.
49:16What's he doing?
49:16Oh, he's taking a phone call.
49:18Sail falls through.
49:19He took the sticker off.
49:21Didn't go through.
49:22Yes!
49:22You were always there.
49:25Oh, they're not going to sell it.
49:27I don't think they're moving.
49:28He's taking out the sign.
49:29Come on, Bandit Healer, you beautiful bastard.
49:33Into...
49:33They're staying!
49:34We're staying!
49:35Yes!
49:36I sure...
49:37Aw.
49:39This is beautiful.
49:40You're crying.
49:41Of course I'm crying.
49:43Everywhere at once.
49:46They're back in their home.
49:48You can move out of a house mill, but you can't move out of a home.
49:51Forever.
49:57It's alright, mate.
50:04Oh, my gosh.
50:05Bloody hell.
50:06So Bluey's here to stay.
50:08Bluey's not going anywhere.
50:11Good night.
50:12Good night.
50:12That's good night, Neil.
50:14Head time.
50:15I'm exhausted.
50:16Next time you see me, I'll be your dad.
50:18No way.
50:18That's right, buddy.
50:19That's crazy.
50:20Hold that fort.
50:22Let's get another bit.
50:27Ow!
50:28The wall's been there for years, Keith.
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