00:01I am looking at you, and I am listening to your spirit,
00:05and I am sensing that something is on your mind.
00:09Am I correct?
00:11Oh, my God. How did you know that?
00:13It is my business to know.
00:14I'm engaged to be married, and I really, really love my fiancé, Tom,
00:18but something happened, and I don't know what to do.
00:22Let me connect with this.
00:24You each had an agreement, yes?
00:27To be able to have sex with a certain celebrity given the opportunity.
00:32Yes, exactly.
00:33And Tom went too far in the back of a bookstore.
00:37Yes, wow. So what do I do?
00:38If you are going to continue your relationship with Tom,
00:41you must have sex with your celebrity crush.
00:45So if I want to repair my relationship with Tom...
00:48You must have sex with Jon Hamm.
00:57Don't tell us if you can claim a real world.
01:27You
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