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00:00Here we go.
00:57So, let's go.
01:25Guys, guys, please get up.
01:30Please?
01:32Hello.
01:33Cormac.
01:34Come in, I guess.
01:38Oh, my God.
01:40So much sand.
01:42Ew, Cormac, how do you sleep in this?
01:44It's like a camel's vulva.
01:46It's also as hot as a camel's vulva.
01:48I am imagining.
01:50Someone's after robbing my fucking van.
01:53Where did you go last night after the club?
01:56Nowhere.
01:58You hooked up with someone, didn't you?
02:00What?
02:01No, I didn't.
02:03Oh, my God, you're fucking glad.
02:05I'm sorry, what?
02:08No, basically, I went home after the club last night
02:10because I was feeling sick.
02:11By the beach.
02:13Okay, yeah, I did hook up with someone last night,
02:17actually, on the beach.
02:18Who?
02:19A man, some man.
02:21Does he have a name?
02:22We have to assume, yes.
02:24I don't know how you do that.
02:25Is that not scary?
02:28Is that your first?
02:30Mm-hmm.
02:32Since...
02:33Well, good on you.
02:36For getting back out there.
02:40Is that Felix?
02:43Yeah.
02:45Yeah, he'll be here in an hour.
02:47You seem buzzing.
02:49And how is your downstairs lady sound?
02:52Yeah, fine.
02:54Thanks.
02:55It's...
02:56Mm.
02:57Yeah.
02:59He'll be wrecked from the cycle
03:02and whisking him off to the vineyard for a tour and a tasting.
03:07Or you could just talk to him.
03:09Like one human being to another
03:10in the Western world in the 21st century?
03:13I might try that at the vineyard,
03:15but he's...
03:17squeamish about this kind of thing.
03:19He's squeamish about sex.
03:20No, like...
03:22dirty stuff.
03:24You're not dirty, Ava.
03:26I love that.
03:29I'm like this gaff.
03:30Please, will you get up?
03:31Please, please, please, please, please, help me.
03:33Let's just do it.
03:35It's like trees spotting down there.
03:39No, seriously, we have to get up.
03:40Cormen.
03:42Okay.
03:43Up.
03:43I'm not fucking around.
03:44Yeah.
03:44You gotta get up.
03:47Guys?
03:49Time to wake up.
03:51Ooh, it's the afternoon.
03:54It's time to tidy this place.
04:00Guys, please get up.
04:01Felix will be here soon.
04:02This place is an absolute tip.
04:13Hello there.
04:14Going somewhere?
04:15I've been trying to book a flight home.
04:18I think I booked a car by mistake,
04:20and then when I tried to change that,
04:22they threw me out of the website.
04:23And also I...
04:25I appear to have mislaid my bedroom fan.
04:28It's infernally hot in here.
04:29Where are you going?
04:30I'm...
04:30I'm...
04:31I'm going home.
04:32When?
04:34Today, I hope.
04:36Why?
04:39Do you want to talk about it?
04:40I think it's best for all parties if I just go.
04:44Could you help me with the app?
04:49It's not you.
04:50It's not you.
04:50This app is a disgrace.
04:52It's a wonder the planes don't fall out of the sky.
04:59What?
05:00We all make mistakes, Father.
05:02Yes.
05:03Yes.
05:03I know that.
05:04It's just that I met Sandra Byrne last night when I was in an awful state.
05:08Really...
05:09Really terrible example, it must be said.
05:12Ah, Father.
05:13I wouldn't take anything Sandra said last night to heart.
05:17Look, between you and me, she took, like, a lot of drugs.
05:21What?
05:22Drugs.
05:23Drugs?
05:24Really?
05:25Really.
05:26Yeah.
05:27A lot of people find weddings hard, but people want you here.
05:30Otherwise, they wouldn't have flown you all the way down here.
05:33Well, thank you, but it's more complicated than you know.
05:37It's complicated because you're hungover to fuck.
05:39Do me a favour.
05:40Give it another day.
05:41Today, get yourself well.
05:43Don't drink.
05:45Get a good night's sleep.
05:46In 24 hours, if you still want to leave, I'll help you reset your password and we'll get
05:50you home.
05:59Guys!
05:59Get up!
06:00It's the afternoon!
06:20Hello, sweetie.
06:21You have a rest?
06:23Will you fuckers help me clean up the stairs?
06:31Yes.
06:32So...
06:32This is where all the fans are.
06:34This dungeon is so hot and dark.
06:37Come on.
06:38We're getting so much trouble if anyone finds out.
06:39No one comes in here.
06:40The people upstairs don't need them.
06:43We're like Formula One, which is not a game.
06:45Wait, did someone say Felix is coming today?
06:47Yes.
06:48Only a five hour cycle today.
06:50It's okay, Felix.
06:51We know you're a man.
06:53No, but are you really excited to have him here?
06:55Yes.
06:56Yeah, buzzing.
06:56Of course.
07:02What is this?
07:03Is everything okay?
07:05Did you say something to Sandra last night?
07:07I said a lot of things last night to a lot of people.
07:10Yeah, but did you say something to Sandra about me?
07:12I don't think so.
07:13No.
07:14Why?
07:14Because Sandra just texted to say that she wants to put in reasonable deadlines based on
07:17previous experiences.
07:19Now, tell me, how would she know about my previous experiences if I didn't tell her?
07:23Do you not think she's talking about her own experiences?
07:25Wait, read it again.
07:26Honestly, I think that's what she means.
07:29No, Margot, because there's more and she's clearly referring to me.
07:33What did you say?
07:35I asked her to give you help, Claire.
07:37I did it for you.
07:39You trashed my reputation with a potential investor and you did it for me.
07:42You need to work with people who know what you need.
07:45No, I did it with good intentions.
07:47Sandra understands.
07:49She understood.
07:52Where are you going?
07:52I'm going to sleep somewhere else.
07:55You threw me under the bus because you are jealous and you have fuck all going on in your own
07:59life.
08:01Claire.
08:01I'm sick of being held back by you.
08:03Honestly, just stay the fuck out of my life.
08:12I said it out a lot.
08:13Oh my God, I know, I know you did.
08:16Come upstairs, please.
08:17No.
08:18You can help me.
08:18Can I have my chocolate?
08:24Can I have my chocolate, please?
08:25Sorry, Ava.
08:26Can I please have my chocolate?
08:27Can I have my chocolate?
08:29Can I have my chocolate?
08:29Can I have my chocolate?
08:31Sorry, Ava.
08:33Don't hurt at all.
08:34It's still fine.
08:39Fuck.
08:40No, no.
08:42The information.
08:43I can't stress that enough.
08:44I had no idea synchronised through the world this hard.
08:46When did we get a little break?
08:48Now I know how the Chinese Olympics did that earlier.
08:50Hi, Ava.
08:50Hi, Ava.
08:55Oh my God, can I get you guys anything?
08:57Do you need like, I don't know, a cocktail or like a foot rub or anything?
09:01It's your holiday.
09:01Don't, like, don't let me disturb you.
09:03Beans on toast, please.
09:04Can I get three slices of that Iberico?
09:07Come on.
09:07She's so nice.
09:08She's on holidays and she's still doing stuff for us.
09:12Thanks.
09:12What's up, wasn't it?
09:15Suspension.
09:16His carburetor was upside down.
09:18I was like, mate, your carburetor alternator is...
09:20Oh, here he is now.
09:23Steven Roach up in this bitch.
09:25How you getting on?
09:26Chris Holmes.
09:28Yeah, yeah.
09:28Hello, guys.
09:29Yeah.
09:29Did you win your race, Brian?
09:31No, it wasn't a race.
09:33How long have you been on the bike for?
09:35It's a total of 15 hours of cycling from north to south.
09:39Started to the near Puta del Hidalgo and then Tachina, Bajamar,
09:44and then more south from there.
09:47Riveting, yeah.
09:48Hell of a cycle also.
09:49What a great story, bro.
09:51Have you ever heard of cars?
09:52Yeah, here.
09:52How's your arse?
09:53I'd say it's in ribbons, is it?
09:54Give us a look there, will you?
10:01Missed you.
10:01So, I've booked us a tour of a great local vineyard today.
10:06The man is after cycling from the other side of the island.
10:09Yeah, I'd really like a shower.
10:12Yeah, I mean later on.
10:15Okay, I'll show you to our room.
10:16Yes.
10:17Oh, right.
10:17Okay.
10:19Do you have any calc for my chafing?
10:22Yeah, I'm sure I have something in the bag, for sure.
10:37Missed you.
10:41You too.
10:44I've got to run this list out to the guys real quick.
10:47What, now?
10:48Yeah, we're having a big welcome dinner for you tonight.
10:51Special guest.
10:57Okay, gang.
10:58So, I'm going to do all the cooking and the cleaning.
11:01Yeah, I just need you guys to do the shopping while we're gone
11:03and clean up the patio area in the pool.
11:06What about the Huns of Navarone?
11:07What are they doing?
11:09Um, okay.
11:09Here's a list for the shopping, all allergies accounted for.
11:12Leave it right there, Avid, you know what?
11:14And actually just consider it done.
11:16Alright?
11:17Guys, I'm going to get some really nice wine for dinner tonight, okay?
11:20Why?
11:20I thought we could dress up.
11:22Avid.
11:23Make it civilized, you know.
11:25Bueno.
11:25Maybe not be catastrophically high and drooling for once.
11:29Yeah?
11:30I am so tempted to pull you into a pool right now.
11:34Joke.
11:36Get her!
11:38Can someone get the coals?
11:40Can you move the coals whenever you get a chance?
11:42Yes, Mum!
11:43Love you, Ava!
11:44Get her!
11:55Really?
11:56Yeah, really!
11:58I'm not sharing a room with that treacherous bitch!
12:07Oh, just leave it.
12:08I'll put that on.
12:09It's just a wool wash.
12:19Okay, are we ready to go?
12:20Hello!
12:22Hi.
12:23Hi.
12:24Hi.
12:24How are you?
12:26So good, how are you?
12:29Very well.
12:30Call me.
12:33The theatre's on the way.
12:34Really?
12:35What?
12:35You've called it already?
12:37I did.
12:38Your other bag is by the wardrobe.
12:40Okay, all right.
12:40And your suit for the wedding is hanging too.
13:01You know, I did a lot of thinking about us on the cycle.
13:08Really?
13:10Yeah, next steps, yeah.
13:12You know, me in London and you in Dublin, all those flights back and forth, you know.
13:22I think it's time we did something about that.
13:26You know, the Dublin office is up and running now and...
13:31Well, I just...
13:32I really think...
13:38that you need to come to London and move in with me.
13:44Well, what about my life?
13:45My job?
13:48Well, you can just quit it.
13:52I need to think about that one.
13:57There is something I wanted to talk to you about, though, while we're getting real about things and putting things
14:04on the table.
14:05Yeah.
14:06Well, it's just that...
14:08Yo!
14:08There she is!
14:09The Irish mermaid!
14:10Oh, yeah!
14:12Hi!
14:13Yeah!
14:14This is Felix, my boyfriend.
14:17Um...
14:17Felix, this...
14:18This is...
14:19This is...
14:20Stuart?
14:21Stuart, right?
14:22Yeah.
14:22And this is Molly.
14:23Mandy.
14:24Well, we won't fall out over that.
14:26How's Felix?
14:28Um...
14:29Oh, hey, I've got something for you.
14:30New supply.
14:31Um...
14:32No, that's...
14:32Sorry, no, that's...
14:33That's okay.
14:34I'm not interested, as you know.
14:35No, it's in here somewhere.
14:36Unless it fell out when we were shagging in the disables.
14:39A few glasses of wine makes me such a randy old goat.
14:42Ha!
14:42Here it is.
14:43Have a go on this.
14:44Now, it's not as oily as the last one, but it's got a pretty smooth smoke to it.
14:48Rock and brown.
14:50And the offer to go to Maspaloma still stands, by the way.
14:53Big gang of us heading over to the nudie beach tomorrow.
14:56Come with.
14:57Both of you.
14:57More the merrier.
14:58You've got my number.
14:59Thank you, sir.
15:00Thank you very much.
15:02So much.
15:03Bye.
15:14Bye.
15:15What in the name of Risen Christ was that?
15:21What do you mean?
15:23Oh, oh, I don't know what I mean.
15:24Aside from the fact that, uh, a, a loose London vagabond, who seemingly has your phone
15:31number, just gave you a slab of drugs.
15:34silly me for asking me and Cormac met him on the beach he's a harmless guy did
15:40he just say they had sex in the disabled toilet I think so that is disgusting
15:50why why
16:00it's quite cloudy has it gone off is this skin contact
16:12we should buy a few bottles of this oh it tastes like fucking mead um donde es el baño
16:23por ahà sà por ahà adió
16:32can I get a full glass of this like like now up paper it's just just a drink
16:42color colors very kind of fresh philosophical yeah thank you thank you thank you
16:54love that love that one I love that one love that measure that's a glass of wine
17:12skin contact
17:18no why not spontaneous you always say we should have more adventurous sex not here
17:24but now or would you prefer it in the ladies or the men's no
17:35okay well I'm trying Ava well she's always calling me a germaphobe I'm trying to be more earthy for
17:40you let's just go home I paid for the wine yeah sorry hola bonos
17:49it's hard for me as an Englishman among all of you but both my parents are from Wales so
17:56essentially I'm a Celt I know you are a Celt but it doesn't matter either way
18:03but have you told the lads at the villa that I'm a Celt don't think I have told them that
18:09you are a
18:09Celt now why not because it doesn't matter to them either but I feel like it does I really am
18:15making an effort Ava you know I make such an effort with them too I cheer for Ireland all the
18:20time when
18:22England get knocked out but but you never cheer for us when we get knocked out and I I don't
18:28understand that I don't understand why it's different oh still no signal fucking Spain I
18:35told you we should have just let them book us an uber at the vineyard Ava they wanted us to
18:40leave
18:40listen we went past the bus stop when we were on our way off I remember it
18:49you know um you know the chafing that I mentioned um I actually think it's fungal
18:55can you check when we get back please okay I think it's cancelled
19:02oh
19:03Christ
19:05oh
19:06oh
19:06oh
19:06oh
19:06oh
19:07oh
19:10oh
19:11oh
19:11oh
19:27oh
19:27oh
19:34oh
19:34what are you doing?
19:36give me your shoe
19:37what?
19:38Ava?
19:40I need liquids
19:41what is that not for dinner?
19:42why do you need the shoe?
19:45I need liquids okay?
19:49it's an old sailors trick
19:50my dad talking
19:51Ava are you dehydrated?
19:54okay
19:55Ava
19:55if you're dehydrated you don't want wine you want electrolytes which we don't have here
20:01that wine is only going to make you thirstier long term
20:04and this is what I've been getting at you need to be thinking long term more
20:09uh
20:10is it working?
20:11yeah
20:11yeah the cork is moving
20:13yeah come on girl
20:14come on
20:17oh
20:18fuck
20:19fuck
20:19fuck
20:20fuck
20:20shit
20:21Ava
20:24sopping wet
20:35car
20:36car
20:36car
20:37car
20:38car
20:38car
20:39car
20:39hide
20:40hide
20:40hide
20:41hide
20:41why
20:42they won't stop for a man or a woman they'll stop for a woman alone
20:44oh
20:47fucker
20:52has he stopped it?
20:53okay
20:54let go
21:07now
21:18hello
21:19hello
21:20hi
21:20Hello
21:40Thanks so much for the lift, guys.
21:42Hey, Colmack.
21:43Hi, Felix. Welcome to Spain.
21:45Felix, this is Jerry Byrne, the father of the bride.
21:48Oh, nice to meet you.
21:49I'm Felix Alkin.
21:50I'm Ava's boyfriend.
21:51Hi, Felix.
21:52Fellow Celt, by the way.
21:54Oh, that AC is so good.
21:56I thought we were going to be stuck on the side of the road forever,
21:58just, like, until we died.
22:01Where were you guys earlier?
22:02We were playing golf.
22:04You play golf?
22:06I didn't know.
22:07We should play sometime.
22:08What's your handicap?
22:09My handicap?
22:10Well, I usually get quite tired with all the walking.
22:13He's half 18.
22:14Not bad.
22:15Which course are we playing at?
22:17I should have brought my clubs.
22:19But I, well, I cycled down from the north,
22:21so it was either the clubs or the bike, you know.
22:23Whatever Sophie's Choice, but, uh...
22:25The views were stunning on the ride.
22:26Bit like the Peak District, but, uh...
22:29Brown.
22:35By the way, I was looking for my AirPods when the car pulled up.
22:39Like, when I was down there, I had a view for a minute,
22:41and I was looking over.
22:42My AirPods.
22:51Thanks, Mr. Bowen.
22:53Thanks, Mr. Bowen.
22:55How long you known him?
22:56You call him Jerry, you're not a child.
22:59Babe, um...
23:00Uh, what are we going to do about this?
23:02And can you give me and Gormick just one second, my love?
23:04It's kind of time-sensitive, though, isn't it?
23:06I mean, these are my wedding shoes.
23:07Yeah, I'll be up to you in literally two minutes.
23:09It's bicarbonate of soda or white wine.
23:14Fine.
23:16Oh, it's hot.
23:19Ow!
23:19Fucking hate wine.
23:23What?
23:24No.
23:26What?
23:27Don't what me, Gormick.
23:29I don't know what you're insinuating, but I don't love your town.
23:31You've taken up golf?
23:32No, I was sightseeing, and I thumbed the lift, and it was Jerry.
23:37Cool.
23:38Hey, can I see your AirPods a minute?
23:45Thou shalt not covet Niamh's fucking dad, Gormick.
23:50I'm so bad.
23:51No, this is not a joke.
23:52This is Niamh's wedding.
23:53Okay, whoa.
23:54Didn't realize you were such a homophobe.
23:56Do not play that fucking card with me.
23:57No, it's not a card.
23:58Ethical non-monogamy is a real thing.
24:01A real-life choice.
24:02Okay, but does Sandra know?
24:03Because isn't that where the ethical part comes in?
24:05I think Sandra knows.
24:06Yeah, she gave me a bangle.
24:08Gormick, please don't be insane.
24:09Sandra doesn't fucking know.
24:12Women aren't these iconic figures
24:14drifting around and not giving a shit
24:15that someone is fucking their husbands,
24:17and they don't hand out bangles to people
24:19to say congrats.
24:21And what about Niamh and Jerry's 14-year-old daughter?
24:24What happens in other people's relationships
24:26is none of our business.
24:27You shouldn't have that.
24:27You're a potential homewrecker.
24:28That home is already wrecked.
24:30Ava, do I mix the white wine
24:33with the bicarbonate of soda?
24:35I'll be up in a minute.
24:36Yeah, but the shoe is already dry.
24:38I'll be up in a minute.
24:39I think I'm gonna go equal parts of both.
24:41I'll be up in a minute!
24:44All right.
24:45Listen to me.
24:46I am not the first man to be with Jerry Byrne,
24:48and I sure as hell won't be the last.
24:52Besides, if it wasn't me, you'll be somebody else.
24:54And I didn't even know it was Niamh's dad
24:56when it first happened.
24:57It was just some stranger, and now I'm in it.
24:59Well, you need to get out of it.
25:01I think you're doing this out of trauma.
25:03My reeds, unavailable man,
25:05does this not feel like ten years ago?
25:06You did the work.
25:07And now you're back here
25:08looking for safety in Daddy's arms.
25:11I know.
25:13I know it's bad,
25:14but I can't help myself.
25:17And you'll be glad to hear I do.
25:19I do feel like absolute shit.
25:21This is self-harm, Cormac.
25:24Believe me,
25:25and the only way to start feeling like shit
25:27is to bin him.
25:29What's the alternative?
25:30If I tell you, you'll laugh.
25:32I won't.
25:37I was going to try
25:38to fuck my way
25:41to the other side of it.
25:45You were trying to fuck your way
25:48to the other side of this
25:49during this man's own daughter's wedding.
25:53Why do I have to make all the decisions here?
25:55He's in it too.
25:56Oh, don't pay the fucking thing.
25:57Demir, you have all the pay.
25:58No, I don't.
25:59He's 50-something.
26:00You have nothing to lose
26:01and he's clearly gone now.
26:02I'm so dehydrated.
26:04End it, okay?
26:05This is people's lives.
26:08Fine.
26:09I'll end it.
26:10Do.
26:28Have you guys, has anyone done the shopping?
26:32Eh, shopping.
26:34No clue.
26:36What do you think?
26:37Because I can't get a read
26:38for Father Vincent.
26:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
26:46The Huns migrate to a woman in pain.
26:52You haven't fixed things with Claire yet?
26:54No.
26:56She'll go down.
26:58She's an artist, you know.
26:59And she's like, would you apologise first?
27:03Apologise for trying to help her?
27:05Yeah, I'm a tiny bit worried
27:06I'll be totally fucking insincere.
27:09Okay.
27:10Okay.
27:14Aaron.
27:15Ready.
27:16Did you do the shopping?
27:18Ah, I can't drive.
27:20And my debit card gots a client.
27:22I'll go if someone gives me a lift
27:24and glens me money.
27:26Sorry.
27:27Okay, could you, I don't know, maybe,
27:30do you think, could you ask,
27:31maybe, like, Glenn and Rory
27:33if someone looks a little busy right now?
27:36Huge shout.
27:37Can someone move the course?
27:40I'm on it.
27:42Do you?
27:43Yeah, there's you.
27:44Hi.
27:45Hi.
27:46Do you want to sit down?
27:50Are you okay?
27:51Yeah, I'm grand.
27:52Me and the girls are having the absolute crack here.
27:53Yeah.
27:56Um, I was, I was thinking.
28:00I feel like there's loads of ways
28:01that Sandra could have found out.
28:02You know, she could have,
28:04you could have told her,
28:05or she could have found one of your references.
28:11Margot's really sorry.
28:13She, as good as told me,
28:14she's embarrassed.
28:16You don't have to fix it, Ava.
28:18That's on Margot.
28:20Oh, my God.
28:21Babe, your shoulder's going really ready.
28:22Is it again?
28:23Oh, my God.
28:24Oh, my God.
28:25Oh, fine, love.
28:29Oh
29:44Is everything okay?
29:50I feel like we're not close anymore.
29:52My hand is currently on your dick.
29:54That's pretty close.
29:56Not all that stuff.
30:00You drop everything to hang out with Cormac.
30:03He always goes prior to it for me.
30:06He's going through a lot.
30:09He's always going through a lot over.
30:13About me.
30:15The things that I'm going through.
30:17What are you going through?
30:23I don't know.
30:26Do you love me?
30:28I love you.
30:29Of course I do.
30:32Okay.
30:33Okay.
30:35Okay.
30:48I love you.
31:05You're not right.
31:11Oh, I, um, you just missed Nev and Derek.
31:18Has anyone gone shopping?
31:37Cormac? It's me. Will you help me?
31:42I did it. You happy now?
31:45Why would I be happy? Honestly, my love, I think it's for the best.
31:50Cormac? Yes?
31:52Did you hear me asking for help? I did.
31:54Good. Okay. The shop will be closing soon.
32:00Do you need help?
32:03I grew up in a house full of brothers, girl.
32:06Weaponising their incompetence against you all day and night.
32:10I get it.
32:15Some help will be great. Thanks.
32:17Right. Come on then.
32:26Please, please, don't be closed.
32:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:31Nope. Still open. Should be grand.
32:39Okay. Perfect.
32:43Barbecue with no meat.
32:46Well, I saw some lovely chicken calves back there and I can do up a big ol' blue cheese salad
32:53situation.
32:54It's hardly a welcome to town barbecue without meat though, is it?
32:58Okay. Well, your fellow's just going to be delighted to see you. Don't worry about the perfect dinner.
33:07Oh, hi. Hi. Hi.
33:11Yes, we're having Niamh and Derek over for dinner in the fridges there.
33:16Actually, uh, Elodie, would you mind running off and getting some jupin?
33:21Jupin?
33:23Jupin?
33:24Jupin?
33:24Bread.
33:25Bread? Yeah.
33:30So listen, about last night, I, um, I may have overdone it just a little.
33:36We all did.
33:36That's what ends are for.
33:37Well, you can tell that to Karen. She's been making my life a misery all day.
33:41Well, she's happy out by the pool. We don't mind having her around.
33:45Actually, could you do me a favor? Could you tell her what a nightmare boarding school is?
33:50Because she won't believe me.
33:51Happy to. Yeah, I was, I was sent there as punishment.
33:53Well, could you tell her that and then send her home?
33:56She's left me with the coy little yolk on my head pounding.
34:03Onions. Onions.
34:05We need onions.
34:08Leila.
34:08Hmm.
34:09You, uh, you seem preoccupied.
34:11Yeah, the meat counter's closed.
34:14No, I'm, I'm not just talking about that, or I'm not just talking about now.
34:21Oh, sorry, no, yeah, yes, I'm sorry, I'm fine.
34:26Cause, um...
34:27Yeah.
34:27You know, no one will ever give you the answer.
34:32The answer to what?
34:33The answer to anything.
34:37I think you think that, you know, someday you'll reach an age where, you know, everything becomes clear.
34:43You know, what to do, who to love, but it won't.
34:47You know, it, it, it, it just won't.
34:50You know, all of us grown-ups, we're just groping along in the dark.
34:53So go with your gut.
34:55Yeah, I mean, I don't know what it's saying, but I know you do.
34:58Yeah.
35:02Yes, good girl, into the trolley.
35:08Off we go.
35:28I know just what we need.
35:38What?
35:43What?
35:44Nothing.
35:47Only a woman.
35:47Always reminds me of my mum.
35:50She used to have it in the five disc CD changer in the car, on the school run.
35:56Wore it out.
36:00Smoking a fag out the window.
36:02Seatbelt half on.
36:05Lovely.
36:05If only a woman.
36:07If only a woman.
36:11If only a woman.
36:14If only a woman's heart can know.
36:19My heart is low.
36:22Yes, my heart is so low.
36:26If only a woman's heart can be.
36:30If only a woman.
36:37If only a woman.
36:42Hi! Oh my God!
36:45You've got loads.
36:46Legend!
36:47Here.
36:49Loads of bits.
36:51I'll just get going with the dinner.
36:52It's all right.
36:53It's all right.
36:53Thank you so much, guys.
37:07Ava.
37:09Did you get a fuck?
37:12Would you guys maybe go and start up the barbecue?
37:15Yeah.
37:15And if the other one could just tidy up the table.
37:19That'd be great.
37:20Thanks.
37:25Oh, guys.
37:27Look at this.
37:30Where's the meat, guys?
37:32The butcher counter was closed by the time we got there.
37:35What are we going to eat?
37:36Is that like chicken Kiev?
37:38Yes, Aaron.
37:39We're going to have to put that in the oven.
37:41Of the breadcrumbs, you know?
37:42Because of the food poisoning.
37:43That's just going to break right off, no problem.
37:45And then you're basically just barbecuing your bread.
37:48Those tomatoes look fucking quago, though.
37:50Thank you so, so much, Ava.
37:51It'd be good dice, I think, more so.
37:53There's more.
37:59We genuinely have no vodka.
38:02I don't know, Glenn.
38:03Did you buy some?
38:04Glenn, honey, can you set the table for us?
38:08I don't know where all the little stuff is.
38:10What's that?
38:12Whoa!
38:13Guys, I think I'm going to eat in my room.
38:19Uh, what room, Claire?
38:23Claire, you're not eating on a lilo on the floor of a laundry cupboard.
38:27You haven't spoken to Margo? No?
38:29Could you maybe talk to her?
38:30I feel like you could just apologise or something.
38:31Could you say that you were hungover and that maybe you overreacted or something?
38:34I'm not lying to make you feel good at dinner.
38:36I'm sorry, Ava.
38:43Okay.
38:43Okay.
38:43Okay.
38:46Okay.
38:48Okay.
38:49Okay, team!
38:50I want to see everybody outside and in 20 minutes, everybody fully dressed, smiling and sober, please!
39:04Just go.
39:06Are those chicken kios?
39:13Okay.
39:19Sláinte.
39:20Good man, Felix.
39:21Sláinte!
39:22Sláinte!
39:24Sláinte!
39:26Sláinte!
39:27Sláinte!
39:31Sláinte!
39:42Sláinte!
39:51Sláinte!
39:57Sláinte!
40:00Sláinte!
40:04Sláinte!
40:08Sláinte!
40:09Sláinte!
40:10Sláinte!
40:12Sláinte!
40:13Sláinte!
40:14Sláinte!
40:15Sláinte!
40:28Sláinte!
40:29How would make that fucking priest so happy?
40:33If someone murdered him.
40:36Seriously, though, imagine how much he'd love that.
40:38Sitting up in heaven, looking down on his body floating in that pool.
40:42Dead.
40:47A priest allowed drink.
40:49Yes.
40:51I think he just got too drunk on the first night.
40:54Good for him for taking care of himself.
40:56Yes, totally his business.
40:58Yeah, it's the fucking worst when you have any kind of vocation
41:01and people meddle in your business.
41:05Yeah, I do think, though, that if you apologise,
41:09then it's really nice when people accept the apology.
41:12You can't really just click your fingers and absolve yourself with an apology, so...
41:17That's true. I mean, sometimes people have a lot to apologise for.
41:22It's really easy to tell people what to do.
41:24A lot of people around this table should be going to AA.
41:27A lot of people around this table should be going to confession.
41:29Honestly, though, there's nothing worse when people don't understand your culture judging.
41:34I thought you were over this business, Claire.
41:35I was told you'd put it to bed.
41:37Who told you that?
41:38Ava.
41:41How could I have put it to bed when you fully admitted to having told Sandra?
41:44I did.
41:46Isn't that right, Ava?
41:47Now, I think what happened is that you apologise to Ava for being a fucking psychopathic bitch.
41:52I did!
41:53Wow!
41:54Guys, everyone has to go easy on Ava, please.
41:57Yeah, she's under a lot of stress.
42:00Thanks.
42:02Are you?
42:03Hmm?
42:04I didn't know that.
42:04What stress are you under?
42:06You can't tell?
42:07Well, that means she didn't tell you.
42:08Tell me...
42:09Tell me what?
42:10What didn't you tell me?
42:11Nothing.
42:12Nothing, my love.
42:12No, no, no, no.
42:13Nothing, my love.
42:14What haven't you told me?
42:15It's not a big deal.
42:17Felix, people make such a fuss about this stuff, and that's the biggest problem with it.
42:20The stigma.
42:21The stigma?
42:23Well, hang on.
42:25The stigma of what?
42:27We are not talking about this right now.
42:28What?
42:29What are we not talking about?
42:30Nothing.
42:31We ain't talking about nothing.
42:33I mean, I've had herpes flare-ups maybe eight times.
42:36Can I have the salad, please?
42:37Yeah, it's fine.
42:38Herpes is fine.
42:38It's no huge deal, Ava.
42:39You shouldn't be embarrassed.
42:41It's the same as crabs.
42:42And you find out crabs isn't just a term.
42:44It's actually tiny little crabs crawling all over your body, you know?
42:46And that's fine.
42:48Before you know it, you're at your niece's communion, and everyone's looking at you
42:51because you're scratching the fucking life out of your crotch.
42:53And then, before you know it, again, you're sitting at the table having a meal, and your
42:57aunt is looking at you, and she's convinced that what she's wearing is turning you on.
43:00It's not turning you on.
43:01Your dad sits you down, and he's like, what's going on with you and your Aunt Laureen?
43:06He's like, that's my sister.
43:08She's my sister.
43:19You have an STI, and you didn't tell me about it?
43:20It's no big deal.
43:21Felix?
43:22Yeah.
43:23Herpes is nothing.
43:24But if you get syphilis, you have to get this jab.
43:26It goes on your ass, and the needle of that is like a foot long.
43:30It's a big jab.
43:30Wait, wait.
43:31How exactly do you get syphilis?
43:33Okay, when a man loves a lady very much, he gets a little excited.
43:37Oh, my God, I don't have syphilis.
43:38Can we just stop with this chat at the dinner table, please?
43:42But you do have herpes.
43:44So how did you get that?
43:46Maybe she got it from you, bro?
43:48Everyone has herpes.
43:49Everyone has had sex with, like, more than one person.
43:52Hmm.
43:54Yeah, so everyone has this fella.
43:56Well, except maybe the priest.
43:57Are you sure about that?
43:58Herpes can be dormant for a very long time.
44:01Flare-ups happen when you're under stress, so...
44:04Weddings are very stressful for women.
44:06You guys just don't get it.
44:07Ah.
44:08Breach.
44:12So you do have herpes?
44:15What?
44:15And you just...
44:16You never told me about...
44:17I was going to.
44:20You know what?
44:22I always knew you were lying about your body count.
44:25I...
44:25My book count.
44:28What...
44:28What did you just say?
44:30Don't start slow shaming Felix, it's a pretty horrible thing to...
44:32Hey, Cormac, idea.
44:33Do you think you could just shut the fuck up for one minute?
44:37Yeah, it's mad, but whenever you're around,
44:38why is it that I feel like I'm in a fucking three-way relationship with you?
44:42Not my type, babe.
44:42No, seriously, though.
44:43I feel like you're having a fucking emotional affair with my girlfriend,
44:47and I fucking have it!
44:49Just...
44:49Felix!
44:51It's all happening.
44:52Felix, come on.
44:55Oh, my God.
44:56Oh, Jesus.
44:57Are you okay?
44:58Yeah.
44:59Yeah.
45:00Yeah.
45:01Oh, my God.
45:09Did nobody move those calls?
45:10You know what?
45:11I'll go right ahead and move those for you right now.
45:13No problem at all.
45:15It's the world of love.
45:16These calls are actually surprising.
45:17Oh, my God.
45:25Who can tell me what it takes to get into heaven?
45:36Do you know what I'm saying?
45:39But if you're tired, well, you're sorry.
45:42Oh, my God.
45:44Oh, my God.
45:45Oh, my God.
45:48Oh, my God.
45:48Oh, my God.
45:51Oh, my God.
45:53Oh, my God.
45:55Oh, my God.
45:55Oh, my God.
45:56We had a chat, and I told him what happened.
45:58He wanted to come in and say a prayer for you,
45:59and I thought, since you are Irish, it would be a good idea.
46:02You know I'm not Catholic, Felix.
46:06Every little helps, no.
46:07The decadence of young people.
46:10The decadence of the Irish.
46:12It is a perfect storm.
46:13I'm praying for the storm clouds to pass.
46:18I'm fine, Father, thank you.
46:19It's hard not to think that this wedding is cursed.
46:22What? Why would you say that?
46:24It's what I feel.
46:26Okay, great. Can you leave us alone, please?
46:29I'll see you.
46:31Oh, yes.
46:39Your arm's set.
46:41Everything's okay. We can go home in an hour.
46:44Felix, I want to...
46:47I want to apologise for today.
46:49Today was... it was really difficult for me.
46:51I guess I just...
46:53I find weddings so tricky.
46:55Honestly, I was trying to make things easy for you.
46:59That was you trying to make things easy for me.
47:02The doctor told me that you'd said to him that you'd taken drugs.
47:05I smoked a tiny bit of a joint.
47:08That has nothing to do with what happened.
47:10The bag of barbecue coals was...
47:12I asked you not to take drugs.
47:14I asked you not to drink.
47:16I mean, look at you, Ava.
47:17There's no way to live your life.
47:19Your friend group is absolutely toxic.
47:22One hundred percent of them are bad influences.
47:24Drug addicted, alcoholic, zero responsibility.
47:28Just hedonistic, death wish people.
47:33Look, you have to change.
47:35Make some adult decisions so you can stop floundering with your loser friends.
47:40And while we're at it, I have to ask...
47:43Precisely what the fuck is going on with you and Cormac?
47:48Cormac doesn't own AirPods.
47:51So?
47:51He doesn't play golf, Felix.
47:57The father of the bride.
48:02That is just beyond the beyond.
48:12Tonight we'll stay at the house because it's too late to change.
48:16But from tomorrow, I've booked us a nice room over at the Golf Course Hotel.
48:20Okay.
48:21You know, it'll be good to get away and be in a nice, healthy environment.
48:24And when the wedding comes round, you'll be feeling good again.
48:27Okay.
48:27All right.
48:29Okay.
48:32And I was like, this is the same.
48:34We should do that for the same experience.
48:36What the first time?
48:37They're home.
48:38She's here.
48:39Hey, are you all right?
48:40I'm going to go to bed, guys.
48:41Poor thing.
48:42I'm ending.
48:43Good night.
48:44Good night, everyone.
48:45Does she want my thonic?
48:45Guys, can we just talk about this?
48:46Honestly, Cormac, we're tired.
48:48We're just going to go to bed and I think you've done enough.
48:49All right, just leave it, mate.
48:50Good night.
48:53Good night.
49:07Ava? Ava. I heard about you. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine, Father. I just have her peace. I mean,
49:16I slept.
49:18Are you sure you're okay? Yeah. Are you okay? How was your day? It was, uh, it was good. I
49:27did some thinking, some repenting.
49:31I'll still sleep on it like you suggested, but I do feel better. Good. I'm happy to hear that.
49:41And I know it might not look like it, but I'm trying so hard to be a good person.
49:53I think you're doing great. Ava, Betty Bice.
49:59I better go.
50:03Ava.
50:07You do a lot of things for a lot of people.
50:11So remember to be kind to yourself.
50:13Ava.
50:40Ava.
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