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The Claudia Winkleman Show Season 1 Episode 7 (2026)
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00:00I
00:19That always happened just screaming every single day of my life
00:27I'm not gonna lie. I'm shit myself, Claudia. No
00:32Rachel your best friend is yes your biggest fan
00:36Yeah, which I'm sure you get this a lot when I was growing up and One Direction was getting very
00:41popular
00:42I was getting into Les Miserables, so I wasn't really me too
00:48And my best friend when I was a kid I've known her since I was one
00:52Oh, her name is Carly, and she had a cardboard cut out of you in her bedroom
00:57So when we had sleepovers, do you know who watched me sleep?
01:12Thank you all so much for coming because Jimmy you got in from Australia literally this morning
01:18Well, I flew from Australia, but via Los Angeles. Oh, so it was I went I'm basically trying to prove
01:25flat-earthers wrong
01:28How do you deal with it? What's the answer Lisa? What's your do you have an answer you get on
01:33the plane drugs?
01:37But what you supposed to I can't travel anywhere I can't go to Manchester I get jet lag I've never
01:42yeah, it's true
01:43I've never moved I don't think you're supposed to eat. I think you're not supposed to eat you know when
01:48to eat on the plane
01:49Right, I don't eat plain food
01:51You don't I do you if I'm hungry?
01:56That's how food works
02:00I read once that you love meat. I always know I always travel with like built-on. It's like cured
02:07sort of
02:08Uh beef dead animals. Yeah, yeah, and when you say like do you take a sliver or are you taking
02:13a bag? I take like a big a big bag
02:15Just to get me free. Yeah, a big sort of fatty bag of sort of old meat
02:23What's happening
02:25You can get like prepackaged stuff in supermarkets
02:28It's terrible
02:28I feel like I need a visual of it. No, I go to like a South Africa like a South
02:32Africa is the store like a South Africa themed store
02:35But does the meat is it odiferous like does it smell really bad?
02:40I don't think it smells bad, but I think other people might think it smells bad. I don't know. Just
02:45curious
02:46You know, yeah, it smells good. Do you are you a meat eater? I love meat. Yeah, listen
02:51I'll bring you to the South Africa themed shop
02:55Okay, this is the worst episode of first dates ever
03:00Um chase infinity the best name on the sofa the best name I think i've ever heard
03:05um
03:07Your parents are very clever. How did they put it together?
03:10They they had watched batman forever and nicole kidman played a character named chase meridian
03:14And they were like regardless of anything
03:16Her name is going to be chased because they were obsessed with nicole kidman in in that movie
03:20And then infinity comes from a toy story to infinity and beyond and i've just gone by chase infinity since
03:26i was 10 so
03:27That's that's how they sort of decided what you were going to do
03:30Before they even met kind of crazy literally crazy how that happened
03:34But yeah
03:35And what's your sister called her name is dolce and she's into fashion she went to school for
03:41Is that all you have to do with the kids yeah
03:44I wish i'd known yeah i would have given my kids different names
03:50Um rita thank you for coming because you've come from very far but you love london you used to live
03:55here
03:56I do love london yes i went to drama school here at lambda very long time ago
04:00But it was super fun and it was it was you know like you're living in england you're in london
04:06I saw so much theater it was absolutely fantastic yeah
04:10So when you come back are you like i remember this little shop or i want to have this soup
04:15from here
04:15Oh no no you have to understand like i was on a student's budget
04:18And so in in america we have this thing called the freshman 10
04:23Which is when you go off to college you immediately gain 10 pounds
04:26And i definitely had that because my diet was like mcdiddies mcvitties
04:31Did i say mcdiddies?
04:32I like mcdiddies
04:33Guys we're going to mcdiddies
04:34That's right
04:35Mcdiddies but that was mcdiddies
04:36We all did that in freshman year
04:40McDonald's
04:40Yeah
04:42We all did that
04:43I'll have the double ditty
04:45I'll have the double ditty and an std test
04:47But mcdiddies was also mcdonald's because it was like french fries or mcvitties
04:52That was my diet and my buddy loved it
04:55Yeah
04:55You were like thank you i will come to london more often
04:57Yes exactly give me more please
04:58Russell uh for you bristol or london
05:02Well i'm from bristol so i you know i prefer bristol
05:06But it's no i like i like london i'm a fan
05:08I i got i got mugged here once and it was the most
05:12But it was the most middle-class mugging
05:14So a friend of mine had uh she'd just given birth
05:17So i got some cupcakes
05:18So i'm carrying these cupcakes up this hill and this kid's probably about 15
05:22Really pasty looking kid just stands in front of me and goes
05:25Oi
05:27You better give me one of them cupcakes
05:30And i suddenly kind of went you can't have them
05:34That's my friend she's just given birth
05:35And this kid suddenly went i'm sorry tell her congratulations
05:40And he was like this it's such a beautiful moment of like
05:44You kind of go from fear to like yeah
05:48And i like it
05:49Um we have unbelievable news because dan you are moving to london
05:54Yeah
05:56Yeah i mean i'm moving as as yes i have a place here that is i will be here
06:03As much as i possibly can with with within legal bounds
06:08You lived here before i did i lived here in my early had a very bad relationship
06:13I'm sorry needed to come here because that's where notting hill was the movie
06:19And i was like i don't know i'm 21 years old anything's possible i'm gonna move to london and find
06:27myself
06:28So i found a little apartment yeah and it was great and it was i moved in and i'm like
06:34to be clean
06:35I'm spraying everywhere i don't know who was in here before it was kind of dirty
06:40I'm hearing rumors from the people downstairs that it might have been a a mother-daughter
06:47Sex duo got it oh sexy
06:51Probably had way more sex in there than i did anyway
06:54I'm what was the address out of interest
06:57I pull the bed from the wall at this point i had taken my gloves off
07:02And i'm now you know when you're in cleaning mode it doesn't you're not really you're just fishing so i'm
07:06reaching down the side of the bed
07:09I'm gonna tell you what i found and then you tell me what you think it is okay okay
07:14So i grabbed it can i just say the weirdest game show i've ever been on
07:19I'm into it it slips out of my hands what do you mean oh hell it was a
07:26Yeah phallic shaped perfume bottle
07:30Wrapped in a condom oh and tied at the end
07:43Oh
07:49What do you think it was what perfume it's a sex toy isn't it no not perfume well it was
07:55perfume until
07:56Someone turned it into something else would it be mean have a condom well maybe because it was cold
08:03I don't you ask
08:08Anna uh you wrote a brilliant book oh i better get us some water yes
08:13Called unqualified where you talk about the professions that one should avoid
08:17Yes in in dating list some of the things we should not go near number one
08:22magician correct
08:26Somebody who was tricking you i don't know they won't let you in on their secrets
08:31I had a book that they're gonna bore you rigid with a pack of cards
08:35Take my bra off i don't give a shit
08:39Number two athlete professional athlete uh for the normal reasons cheating and whatnot but also because
08:47I think you're gonna have to do some ego lifting yeah you know oh the rookie isn't that good or
08:54And they're gonna want a smoothie as soon as your knee gets better yeah yeah number three chef
09:00Um i do think it's an environment when i was waiting tables where uh it felt like anger
09:09Wasn't managed was celebrated i don't think you can leave that mentality at work yeah
09:14Um i think there's only one in the list of professions you should date yep and what is that please
09:22that is a
09:23Woodworker a canoe somebody who makes canoes by the coast cop and solitary he's sad
09:32He's sad he's been lonely and he's but he's carving that canoe and sanding it i imagine he's quite thorough
09:40oh yeah
09:42Yes
09:51Sorry
09:52You know what we've got an army of in the audience woodworkers they're right there no no gentlemen
10:02Thank you
10:03Thank you woodworkers quiet heroes yes
10:12Liam i think you are the speaker of the woodworkers is that right i think so yeah okay um have
10:17you ever made a canoe
10:19Yeah uh uh and i'm very thorough um
10:24Um
10:28Oh
10:28What do you think about as you're sanding yeah do you think about love all the time
10:35For the rest of you any professions you'd steer clear of actors
10:42Livia i think if you own or created an app i think it's
10:47What about the man who created wordle for his girlfriend it's so romantic oh i didn't know that story okay
10:51he not him
10:52But other but all the other ones you don't want an app created the ones all the ones that are
10:56coming to mind
10:59Do you know i keep on thinking where you're like a woodworker but he's got ever like a story i'm
11:03like
11:03You need to read the bible
11:07Oh mine's gonna be blown i do yeah i do yeah yeah
11:14The album is called the sound of a woman right the sound of a woman i think is just
11:20Exactly i say that quite a lot my husband has an idea
11:26That's another one a bit bad bad bad bad i've got a
11:29Up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up
11:32up up up up up yeah go make the bed
11:34Do his homework no more words one of my one of my favorite noises a woman's ever made i was
11:40in wow wait a minute wow wow wow
11:42I saw a lady uh see johnny depp uh in the streets it's probably about 20 years ago and the
11:49noise i'll never do it justice but she saw it went
11:52And it was it was it was so just and you could sort of see it happening as he's walking
11:58down various women
11:59He was just sort of gliding down the street just causing various noises um i could do something but it's
12:06filthy
12:06Do it just do it right now before no no no no yes
12:26i was just making conversation i can't
12:28No you're doing i'll tell you what i can do i can do an extraordinary but it's audio only
12:34Horse impression do you want to go around the back so that we can only hear you
12:41And i have used it in foreplay
12:47Are you ready
12:49It's audio just imagine wedding night 28 years guys
12:55Ready okay are you coming to bed yes i get pretend hooves on i don't great
13:00Are you ready
13:02Are you ready
13:13We all would we all would yeah that is the sound of a woman
13:21Just to be clear
13:27Joanne you're doing all of these shows and you also would like to adopt a dog
13:31i bought a house finally on the ladder i have a garden lovely i was like i'll obviously i'll
13:36rescue a dog because that's what you do are you adopt also i'm adopted myself so i feel it's only
13:40fair to
13:40pay it forward
13:48i'm a rescue i'm a rescue driver
13:52yeah so i would always rescue i would never buy new
13:57yeah
13:58shame on you for having your own children claudia you should have adopted
14:01how dare you so anyway i went i rang up and it is so hard and i'll probably get rinsed
14:09for saying
14:10this but like i was like a blah blah blah i want to adopt a little and they were like
14:14you have
14:14do you have a car and i was like no i said i have access to an e-scooter
14:19and they were like oh if you don't have a car and i was like they're like you can't adopt
14:23a dog
14:23and i was like what am i driving it to it's piano lessons
14:26i like the fact that i'm just like us we're having a chat and rafe looks like help me
14:34i want to talk about my play
14:37wait i'm going to talk to you about your play i don't want you to panic and run away screaming
14:41i'm staying here yeah good boy thank you um the good boy was too much
14:48as i said that i was like i'm uncomfortable
14:53there'll be an opening night there will be a red carpet do you guys like a red carpet look at
14:59olivia's face straight away it's it's disgusting isn't it well when you've got all those people
15:04screaming at you my reaction is to want to cry or run away and so like i can't i can't
15:12sort like it's
15:12sort of all that energy gets put down and under my dress my like right knee is quivering like that
15:16yeah it's a bit um but it's like it's no but it can be quite scary oh 100 and i
15:23don't know
15:23there isn't at least when i my first red carpet was in the year 2004 scary movie and it felt
15:31confusing
15:32i'm sure some of those photos i am really like you know caught caught like i know i don't belong
15:41uh here on this red carpet and i think you guys know that too that's always the feeling of like
15:48hmm imposter syndrome yes yeah i feel like it's just a necessary evil you know what i mean like
15:54you've got to do the red carpet to get into the venue to quaff the free champagne
15:59yeah it's the it's the tax yeah yeah so true in my life and i'm 54 i've never met anybody
16:10who likes
16:10a red carpet and then rafe i meet you i've got evidence let's have a look exhibit one please
16:20oh he has a lot i know what you're thinking you guys it's a one-off buckle up his is
16:31number two
16:33he's enjoying himself that's nothing let's have number three
16:46and finally as we're all going oh and it's uncomfortable and they're saying my name
16:51ray fines ladies and gentlemen
17:01so why why do you love it you come out of the car you're wearing a suit you've got something
17:06i don't
17:07know you're just ready and they're shouting rave rave and you're like i've come along you know what
17:10happens you get an exact rave rave or what i met the name and you go mm-hmm and then
17:17suddenly a
17:18boredom factor kicks in and you entertain yourself to get through the fucking thing
17:29that's a great strategy i'm going to try to embrace that
17:34dawn and i my friend dawn french and i once thought we'd be really daring and we got an
17:40ecstasy tablet oh that's me and we thought we could take well i think it was something with a
17:45rabbit on it it was about that big and we thought one day i said well be alone it became
17:52such a matter
17:53of planning as to when we could take half an ecstasy tablet and so we kept it and kept it
18:01on dawn's
18:01mantelpiece like that and then one day this is about six months later when we've gone okay right
18:06we're ready we had water we had we didn't know what to expect at all the pill had gone no
18:15but your dog was looking lively that day and it was quite a relief yeah you were like thank goodness
18:22thank god we don't do that anymore yeah no drugs for us the dog was out in the garden jumping
18:27up and down
18:29having sex with the traffic where did you first meet him where did i first meet riz Ahmed
18:37for legal purposes i've been asked to frame this story
18:42to go back like 20 years could be a little bit more um and i'm from coventry i still live
18:48there
18:48and i before i did this had different vocations um one of my vocations was selling tulips let's go with
18:59that let's go with that beautiful tulips they were right yeah i was a florist people really like the
19:05flowers every time they get there brother this flower is the best flower i ever smelled in my
19:10whole life okay i was in an alleyway with my still best friend till this day and a gentleman comes
19:17running into the alleyway and when you're selling tulips late at night you know everyone's on edge
19:21go with it guys i looked down i looked down the alleyway and there's riz Ahmed but i didn't know
19:29it was
19:29riz Ahmed and riz Ahmed was a little bit nervous about the the activity of floristry in this particular
19:34alleyway but to his credit riz decided to venture down there to me and my friend and said my brothers
19:41um i'm about to spit some bars in the students union would you like to join me and i looked
19:47at my
19:47friend and said probably not man these tulips ain't gonna sell themselves but my friend who's a good
19:53person he's a good geezer he said no we should support this guy he looks kind of stressed so we
19:58accompanied him to the students union this is oscar-winning riz Ahmed 20 years ago and he
20:03performed quite okay-ish rap music to a group of six people in coventry students union and
20:1310 years later when i started doing like comedy and silly stuff like that he messaged me and he goes
20:18but can i ask you a question i said yeah he said did you used to sell tulips
20:26in an alleyway in coventry and i said who are you the police go away
20:32and that's the story of how me and riz Ahmed
20:40josh could you try and explain to dan who who mr blobby is okay it's quite so there's
20:51a man called noel edmonds he had a saturday night tv show and he used to prank people it was
21:00huge it
21:01was the biggest show on british tv massive massive and he thought a good way of doing that would be
21:04to
21:05dress as a fake character so they made mr blobby which was a seven foot rubber and pink thing that
21:10went blobby blobby blobby and then right where's the photo is it yeah go on yeah yeah so that's just
21:19to be clear no one is on the left and um
21:25and then the problem was that mr blobby became so popular
21:30popular yeah yeah with the with the british public that he uh became absolutely bone chilling
21:39this creature showed up at my house i would call the police so that mr blobby he became so popular
21:46he got a number one single yeah right christmas what do you mean he went to things too exactly yeah
21:53and then he became so popular they opened a string of mr blobby theme parks yeah that's our mickey mouse
22:00yeah
22:07okay um rita yes a slight bone to pick with you all right you enjoy camping
22:14yeah i love camping so do you mean camping as in we're coming pitch up the tent and bring me
22:20a pet
22:21giraffe or are you i don't know i've never camped no or or you're like driving and you're making a
22:28stove
22:28yes we have one of those vans that is you know kitted out with a bed and a kitchen and
22:35everything
22:35and there's nothing better than cooking in the outdoors it is so fantastic like i don't know there's
22:41something about being under the stars and there's a lovely little lovely toilet in there so it's very
22:47civilized it's very civilized is it one of those where you have that that blue liquid you have to
22:53no they're very high tech now oh are they very very high tech it's always you know what i mean
22:58it's that weird exactly he's great and then you're like terrible you're not working away you're
23:04shame no it's beautiful and it's really really great yeah but it is that sometimes you're like
23:11a friend's coming in in a minute she's making the horse noises
23:21lisa your character valerie uh takes part in traitors uh-huh and i know and
23:30valerie's uh stint on traitors was inspired a little bit by somebody on the uk traders yes it was
23:36on linda linda because for those who haven't um seen and they i'll just explain linda was the person
23:52who and i said traitors you'll meet each other later and looked at me and nodded
23:57and there was a bit of linda in it wasn't there a bit yeah oh my god yeah we had
24:03valerie someone
24:04saying like well i think he's a traitor and says oh no i can tell you a hundred percent he's
24:08a faithful
24:10how do you know just i have a i have a feeling i mean you know i don't don't you
24:15wish we knew who
24:16the traitor was i don't think so stressful yeah i love the fact it was based on linda and i
24:22think it's
24:23only right that you meet her but oh yes linda come on no way
24:45i love seeing you i just somehow wanted linda and lisa together even just for a minute but
24:54linda in your wildest dreams when that happened and you looked at me and went got it
25:01did you ever think that then the mighty lisa kudrow would use you as inspiration in her amazing show
25:09no crazy absolutely on our show she was voted out like that night oh yeah no what was wrong with
25:20your
25:21group heaven oh yes episode seven they took a very long time they took a very long time because
25:27you're very charming ladies and gentlemen linda thank you that was thrilling we're all still alive
25:46yes we are i just i just i couldn't help it when i watched i was like oh hold on
25:53a minute yeah
25:54i know but they didn't vote her out sorry none of them are here so i can say not bright
26:05um niall i found out some other information about you which i'm obsessed more information about me
26:10for vogue you went through your beauty routine oh jeez
26:16look at that all right and by the way it would not fit on these cards not even small font
26:25i bought a clipboard there are 22 steps wait one you light a candle to set the tone
26:34i explained give me a minute go on i'll give her a half an hour
26:40for there's a cold water splash pardon number nine is you play with big silver balls
26:48there are so many tell me what you actually do i do quite a few of them to be fair
26:53i'm quite
26:54i'm quite a big into the skin care do the ice water in the morning three or four dunks
27:01actually i'm gonna action all the time
27:04a couple of moisturizers and like a serum a moisturizer as to have a spray well it's like a cold
27:11plunge for your
27:12face yeah it's he's actually 72 years old yeah wow he's amazing i don't i don't you do
27:19i'm so impressed i'm used to dealing with lads who've cleaned their face with a scrub daddy i've never
27:28i need to move up in the world yeah um guys what are you doing in the morning look by
27:35the way look how
27:36immaculate that skin is like i wash my face sometimes you know sometimes some mornings it's hard
27:44my wife puts that um is it like a blackhead strip what is that blackheads i don't know what it
27:50is but
27:51every time is every time she puts it on she insists that she's the one to take it off
27:57and when she peels it she does the same thing every time she peels it looks at it and says
28:01disgusting
28:03that's satisfying just so you know yeah very satisfying though did she rip it off like quick
28:09it depends on the mood got it got it i think what i'm my plan is to um
28:15two-step skincare and then just eventually get a gorgeous korean facelift yeah wow how how we can
28:23all be doing it yeah i want it they just yank you off yeah they yank you up yeah yeah
28:27yank you right
28:28all right the problem is where did the folds go who cares like the foul okay it goes into the
28:32back of
28:32your ears right i want my eyes on my head i want to so much plastic surgery when they cremate
28:36me i won't
28:37burn i'll just
28:47i just shrink remember those crisp packets in the 90s used to put in the oven they just shrink
28:54fingers crossed that's my goal yeah it's a good goal i like it i want my eyes at the top
28:59of my head
29:00i want my ass on my back that's what i want um jeff you've starred obviously in oscar-nominated
29:08wicked the biggest musical film in recent memory
29:15and i don't know whether this is true but please say it is that occasionally you would look down the
29:21lens and speak directly to the editor and say i like that take or is that true yes i would
29:27do takes
29:28i was trying to do a good job and sometimes as was my want to do i think is the
29:33phrase i would after
29:34a take i would go uh and he would go and cut okay jeff says uh myron karystein that's uh
29:42that's i say
29:43that's that's a good one just so you know our editor's called steve he's happy with any notes you have
29:50over there if you said something that you're particularly proud of you just say steve ad
29:55yes i think i've been lively tonight steve and i say any any genuine moment that especially i like
30:02the spontaneous ones yes where there's a real connection which i've felt strongly with us
30:07so i say so far anything is uh good for the show fine thank you steve will take that
30:15i trust you completely steve james i love the fact we were chatting earlier and you said
30:21your favorite thing is when you're acting is watching the person who is acting right in front
30:25of like sometimes you're and i love when actually when you're so in awe oh man sometimes like sometimes
30:31really good acting just makes it all seem seamless and all that kind of stuff sometimes you're working
30:35with somebody who's just does something so good you're like yeah oh my god and i was like that with
30:40your husband oh really not that we acted together but like i i would go in yeah no he wouldn't
30:46let me
30:49just say here your husband is just tell the group yeah you're married too just so you know yes
30:58i'm sorry to have to tell you this but um you have all this and being married to tom hanks
31:02yes
31:02and i yep he does deserve that
31:08i don't know why i do this thing sometimes when i get around famous people
31:11when they kind of go like hey what's up what are you going to get for lunch and they've just
31:14been
31:14totally normal and i'm like i feel so uncomfortable and i go into this weird sort of over like almost
31:23put on working class thing when i'm like all right man i know i'm going to get some chips or
31:26something
31:28i'm going to get like i drive a punto
31:31how would you drive a ferrari you know brilliant i'm going to get some bread with butter
31:37i'm going to get some caviar and i don't know why that happens yeah of course i don't like it
31:42it's a bit like you know when you really fancy somebody yeah but early on you know with the first
31:47person i found somebody so badly when i was 17 he was speak to me and i would just be
31:51sick
31:53like that character in south park he was like everything right
31:58guzz before you got into comedy and before uh all of this you were a teacher
32:04i was a teacher what kind of a teacher were you a one
32:12i don't believe that i just don't believe that what
32:22what did you teach well here's the thing so when you do your pgce yeah uh specializing
32:29you you you do that in a specific subject or set of subjects i never got around to teaching those
32:36specific sets of subjects right so like i was basically like a really good big brother forward
32:43slash that fun uncle around school and i would like to hope to think maybe that i had contributed
32:49in a positive way to the children of grace academy in coventry if i didn't and you failure gcse's i
32:53apologize that is the plot to school of rock without the music yeah can i tell you something yeah your
33:00students loved you did they love me they loved you would you like to say hello to one no stop
33:05it
33:05i'm gonna cry i'm gonna cry
33:07good man
33:28you're 25 now
33:41you bought all the brown ones
33:42left on the poor white kids at home in coventry have a seat on the sofa
33:58i've loved having a laugh with you but to hear their stories about how brilliant you were i don't
34:04embarrass you we've got a bit um weird but but you were much better than you're saying because
34:14simran what did he do for you you know what as you see mr khan yeah in tv was just
34:20like how he was in
34:20in school yeah i remember the first time i had him in a class yeah he goes oi simran call
34:27me out
34:28and i was like i thought i was in trouble right and he was like i can't be asked to
34:33do the presentation
34:34slide next button you sit there and you do it for me
34:38i was like okay right but then the thing is i was quite shy up until i had mr khan
34:45as my teacher and
34:46again he was that fun uncle vibes right where he made me feel comfortable and i started to gain a
34:51bit
34:51of confidence from that but even after he left knowing what he pursued was enough to inspire myself to
34:59pursue something different you know when you come from coventry and you come from a south asian
35:05background you're not always pushed to do something creative so now you know i went to uni i passed yeah
35:10yeah i got an art degree i got art degree i got art degree and and and and and yeah
35:19it was like you
35:20you contributed more than you think oh come on
35:32tell us about mr khan why are you sweating so much
35:37i don't know what i'm allowed to say i'm not allowed to say in it
35:41brother got tulips in his inside pocket
35:46now you know what it is this guy he made us all feel like you can go out and do
35:50anything that
35:50you want coventry's coventry is known for tulips
35:58well done everyone there is some sort of florist of one way or another no one
36:03no one really thinks of coventry and thinks oh yeah like someone's going to come out of there so
36:07to see somebody go out and do it like i'll be the first one to say it and everyone in
36:11coventry
36:11has goods back in like we're super proud of what you've done
36:23now we are nearly at the end of the show i cannot express this enough that we are deeply unqualified
36:30to
36:30answer questions but lovely people in the audience have questions and so anybody who has a question
36:37please um yes sir right yeah so hello my name is balder i've got a dating question i've just recently
36:45started dating no i'm married
36:53sorry sorry no i just recently started dating this girl and i think it's going really well you know
37:00but i i'm afraid that maybe she's into like star signs no get out well
37:08is that a red flag when when was when was she born i don't know but you know the irony
37:14is that we met
37:15filming a music video and she was literally in a star-shaped costume oh so i don't know like oh
37:22that
37:22feels like a classic sagittarius first of all we said we wouldn't bring this here
37:38you were just coming to support me tonight
37:40i mean why would that be why would that be a bad thing
37:49i i think somebody being into star signs is a big red flag for me this is going to go
37:55down badly
37:56if you'd made me guess i'd have guessed you're into star signs claudia is that true
38:01i could burst into two that's almost the most offensive thing that anybody has ever said to me
38:09let's go deep on this where is the trauma why do we not like star signs
38:14this was my last show i'm talking about your podcast
38:25i've done everything i had to do i can i say this yeah but we won't put it out i
38:32think people
38:32who believe in star signs are sick
38:49yes here we go go on done my question is i want to tell people when they're being annoying to
38:57help
38:57them be less annoying um but then i look like a a bitch so what's the best way to handle
39:04this
39:06when you say people how many people are we talking about i mean i mean it happens every day like
39:11there's a lot of there's a lot of people i would like to tell that to
39:15you well the adage would be if you meet three arseholes before noon you're the arsehole
39:22oh it's tough love
39:35i didn't know it was gonna go this way would you like a gentler piece of advice no it's all
39:43right
39:45i think you've learned something yeah me too and that's what life's about
39:53i mainly do dick jokes okay no i like this jimmy as well wow what do you do i feel
40:00like i should
40:01what do you do my best
40:03all right what what what do you do for this i'm training to be a therapist
40:19i mean i mean i'm not sure if it's the job for you
40:31everybody else
40:32um my question is what do you think is the the meaning of life
40:46i like it i i i i'm surprised by it and let's run with it rafe
40:55um
41:13good friendships
41:16enjoyment of food
41:18um acceptance of death
41:20oh that's be cool about death be cool about death yeah that's it
41:26wow wow that's really good that's really good thank you so much okay we've got one one final question
42:06oh there we go
42:07yes yes you in the pink oh oh oh my god
42:14what is that how we talk yeah yeah have some respect okay go on
42:28josh would you like to answer that please um i think you should put the perfume bottle in something first
42:35i think you should put the perfume bottle in something first
42:37oh
42:39thank you thank you so much for watching good night
42:47oh
42:48oh
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42:50Oh
43:04That's what he does
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