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Craving My Brother's Best Friend 💕 💕 💕
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00:00:04Open your legs up for me, wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison
00:01:35a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a ten-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Oh, sorry.
00:02:55Yo, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, road code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right, bye, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:56don't wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I hit a signal.
00:04:15So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:37Nope.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go, actually, um, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06See you luck.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's going to eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:46Yeah.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:19Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' life now?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh my god.
00:08:07It's alright.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are gonna be running last until you fuckin' puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Alright, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it. The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old. I kissed my brother's best
00:08:51friend. And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03Nice look.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16Kevin just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look, here's the kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Elson?
00:09:24Unmenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me.
00:09:28No.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:41Didn't your practice end, like, four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And, uh, whose fault is it at?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut. I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Oh, crap.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message, sir.
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39They're already done.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because, listen.
00:10:45You're my business now.
00:10:48So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool, but do what?
00:10:57I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car.
00:11:16The moonlit night.
00:11:18And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Make sure you are going to take my chance.
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Ah, yes.
00:11:38Brett.
00:11:40Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46I need a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just like...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:14I hate it.
00:12:15I'll tell you what else.
00:12:16It's for grown-ups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:19They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:56You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate.
00:13:20And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:31Mm-hmm.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No. Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You got problem with him?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:07Let's get up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:11Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:47I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:28Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:30What?
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah, all right.
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting our time.
00:17:08Since you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:18Lick it up.
00:17:27What's up.
00:17:28Who are you?
00:17:30I'm at club five.
00:17:31I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, you ask me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was a
00:17:46good idea.
00:17:46Here for you to go out tonight?
00:17:47Come on, Brett.
00:17:49Please, this is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:52You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19No!
00:18:20Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:28You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:37No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please!
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:58A dare is a dare!
00:19:00Stop fighting it!
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out there.
00:19:14Please!
00:19:15Please!
00:19:16Please stop!
00:19:16Please!
00:19:16Get in this!
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:46Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:22Yep.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:28Let's go.
00:20:36Hey, hey.
00:20:38What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:41Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54And you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:04I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:30Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends, and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:22Say it.
00:22:23Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it, either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:52No, Allison.
00:22:52Allison, stop that.
00:22:55Yes.
00:23:00Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:04Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:20Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:40We're out of everything.
00:23:41Huh?
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06Face time to Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:20Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:31your ass.
00:24:32It's...
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:46Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right.
00:24:58Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of two, I don't know, like, in urgent care right
00:25:01now or something.
00:25:02I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:06I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, what's up?
00:25:17Come on, we should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:48Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:26:24Damn, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:44What's your problem?
00:26:47Huh?
00:26:56Partner up!
00:26:57Stretching drills!
00:27:02Solo, Allison?
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05No hands-on.
00:27:06Mm.
00:27:07I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:10He'll be fine.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right.
00:27:26She's need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man.
00:27:39You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:11Let's go!
00:28:12We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Ricky?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go!
00:28:20We don't have all day!
00:28:22You want to play?
00:28:24Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:27Let's go!
00:28:27Let's go!
00:28:56What do you think you're doing?
00:28:57Huh?
00:28:58You're not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:22She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:30She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brad?
00:29:54I'm okay.
00:29:54And done!
00:29:55Alison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:08Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:33Oh my...
00:30:34Shit!
00:30:35Fuck!
00:30:36Hot!
00:30:36Hot!
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:37Hot!
00:30:39Um...
00:30:39Oh my God.
00:30:40Jesus.
00:30:43Um...
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:47For sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:48Jesus.
00:30:50I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:52Okay.
00:30:53Brain bleach.
00:30:54I need brain bleach.
00:30:55But...
00:30:57Damn it.
00:30:57How do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine.
00:31:03Just...
00:31:03It's okay.
00:31:04Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:19Yeah, okay.
00:31:20I said I was sorry.
00:31:21Alright?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know.
00:31:30It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole tier squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that.
00:31:38How...
00:31:40Oh my God.
00:31:40She's gonna kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:47I'll...
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:02Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey.
00:32:38Sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:41Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:02Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey.
00:33:08Stop!
00:33:09Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:15Stop!
00:33:17You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26What are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:31Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this.
00:33:48So I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:57All right, hello?
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:35Oh shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:47She looks...
00:34:49Stunny.
00:34:52Look at you. You look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:55You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true. That's true, I have.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:06Yeah. You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really? To you as your best friend's sister? Of course.
00:35:16Mez. More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22Alright, time's ticking. Let's move.
00:35:25Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:33You take center. Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:05One, two, three, go!
00:36:11Shout out loud!
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:24Oh, yeah!
00:36:35Who is that girl? She's on fire!
00:36:38It's Allison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Allison, you're serious. She's so hot.
00:36:47I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:53Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight!
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:04You don't fuck off.
00:37:05The only thing that's gonna be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20!
00:37:21The 10!
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again!
00:37:27State wins!
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:30Good job!
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:43Hey!
00:37:45Oh, congrats on the win, Captain. That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You okay?
00:37:57kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:11kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:11kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:11kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:12kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:13kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:15kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:16kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:17kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:17kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:19kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20kiss kiss kiss
00:38:23now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff
00:38:26i haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:31come on allison let's give the people what they want
00:38:35i know i shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:40oh but i want it
00:38:57wait what
00:39:03i can't believe this is happening kiss cam me and brett
00:39:17allison don't pass out
00:39:22thanks for keeping shout at bay no problem
00:39:33this is insane i shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38but it feels so right i never want it to end
00:39:46harrison
00:39:55what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:39:59ron just calm down okay you're making a scene
00:40:02i'm making a scene yeah i'm making a scene
00:40:04you two were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron
00:40:07stop beating like this okay are you serious right now if i hadn't stepped in you two
00:40:27do not bullshit me do not bullshit me absolutely nothing i'm i'm serious nothing
00:40:32fucking lying
00:40:33i saw the way you kissed her okay she is not another one of your conquests
00:40:37i know that so you stay in your lane
00:40:39because she is my sister and i'm warning you you do not cross me you do not i promise
00:40:44dude fuck
00:40:50okay hey we need to talk
00:40:52no i sound like a mom
00:40:56this is ridiculous why am i texting him he's literally in the next room
00:41:01you know what just go in there just ask him hey brett what the hell was that kiss
00:41:08he kissed me back he can't deny it this time it's recorded and live stream
00:41:14okay do or die
00:41:22what are you doing getting groceries what do you think i'm doing
00:41:26i'm taking a hot bath well i think you should do something else
00:41:29i think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:32she has no idea what she's doing to me brett what happened at the kiss cam today
00:41:40i know you didn't hate it
00:41:41i can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:45hi you can't talk about the kiss cam like are you that much of a coward
00:41:49oh you know what i'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:54it was a kiss cam at a game and we get it
00:41:57do you want to get real ellie the fun's over it's finished
00:42:00do you understand
00:42:04don't you dare no don't you dare look like that
00:42:06i'm not doing it
00:42:07no no no that's not fair okay do you think i'm trying to be a jerk
00:42:10do you think i'm trying to be an asshole
00:42:13don't you understand how hard you're making this for me you're coming in here in your fucking bikini huh
00:42:16yeah i don't know what you're doing
00:42:17i'm not doing anything
00:42:19yes you are
00:42:21you know what even if i was i guess i'm just playing into the game
00:42:24because that's all this is yeah
00:42:26okay so then earlier i should have kissed chad
00:42:29i had two options you and him and i picked wrong
00:42:36don't say stupid shit like that ellie
00:42:39chad's a predator and a loser and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that okay
00:42:44i can't
00:42:51oh
00:42:52is he
00:42:55hard
00:42:59at least chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:02you don't think i'm being honest
00:43:09oh it's getting hot in here
00:43:10you know
00:43:13biology
00:43:15whether it's biology or not
00:43:18i'm the one who's causing it
00:43:23allie
00:43:24right
00:43:25he goes out here
00:43:26fucking shit what the fuck is he doing here
00:43:28you have to get out
00:43:29i can't get out if i get out he's gonna see you with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me
00:43:32okay well yeah he definitely can't see us like this
00:43:34so i i'm gonna get out
00:43:36okay cool
00:43:37allie hey
00:43:39oh my god he's telling you
00:43:40allie hey
00:43:41just get under fit on what
00:43:48allie
00:43:49hi
00:43:49showing alone
00:43:51yeah but i'm naked
00:43:53run i'm naked
00:43:54get out
00:43:56you're
00:43:58you're not though
00:44:00okay well
00:44:01i also have a vibe and you're ruining it so
00:44:04i'm sorry i just i wanted to get my charger
00:44:06i left it out here yesterday
00:44:07you got it
00:44:08i also wanted to say that
00:44:12i think you did a great job today
00:44:15i mean it you kicked ass
00:44:16and i'm sorry that i was uh
00:44:18an asshole about it
00:44:21thanks
00:44:27okay but what was the kiss cam thing
00:44:29seeing my best friend just
00:44:31suck my sister's face off traumatized me
00:44:34so i'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:38wrong
00:44:39i mean it's a kiss cam it's a game
00:44:41everyone does it
00:44:43a game
00:44:44i just feel like it's kind of
00:44:45i don't know a dream
00:44:46this is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life
00:44:49well it was him or it was chad
00:44:51so who did you want me to pick
00:44:53that's fair
00:44:55chad sucks
00:44:56yeah
00:44:56tone it down a little bit okay
00:44:58okay
00:44:58he's my best friend and i don't want things to be weird
00:45:02they won't be
00:45:06okay thanks
00:45:09what was that
00:45:12what was that
00:45:15sorry
00:45:16i got water in my nose
00:45:17okay
00:45:18i'm okay
00:45:19don't drown
00:45:19okay
00:45:19okay
00:45:20have a good soak i guess
00:45:21okay
00:45:23bye
00:45:28oh my god
00:45:31god the alien was gonna die
00:45:34good talk
00:45:35wait
00:45:38i have to ask you something
00:45:41i'm going to ask him out
00:45:42on a date
00:45:43don't be the little sister allison
00:45:45be the girl he kissed
00:45:46there's this
00:45:47like stupid event thing tomorrow
00:45:50i was just
00:45:51wondering if you would want to go with me
00:46:00got plans ally
00:46:04okay
00:46:05yeah whatever
00:46:06i just
00:46:20brett
00:46:21i guess we have the same plans
00:46:31except his are with rita
00:46:32not me
00:46:42look
00:46:43charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:45just finally getting back
00:46:46did you know
00:46:47allison hand makes these little trinkets
00:46:50it's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:52i didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:55i came by myself
00:46:56brett was kind enough to help me
00:46:58with my family's donation
00:47:00daddy donated a little of his collection
00:47:02nothing major
00:47:03just some birken bags
00:47:04some vintage rolex watches
00:47:07let's see what you're peddling here ally
00:47:11how much are you asking for this
00:47:14$15
00:47:15i made it myself
00:47:17$15
00:47:18for some plastic and twine
00:47:20you don't have to buy it
00:47:21it's ambitious
00:47:23you know i don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:26i'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33you want to say $500 a piece
00:47:37are you insane
00:47:38you actually want this garbage
00:47:40you know i value the artist
00:47:41that's just how expensive something looks
00:47:43so $500
00:47:44what's that supposed to mean
00:47:46she's nothing
00:47:46no you're nothing
00:47:48especially compared to her
00:47:49how dare you compare me to this peasant
00:47:54why don't you get out of here
00:47:55no i'm serious
00:47:56don't come back to this table again
00:48:01you know i do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:03what are you doing
00:48:03what do you mean
00:48:04you can't keep doing this to me
00:48:07you blew me off yesterday
00:48:08and then today you come
00:48:09and you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:11you're distant with me one second
00:48:12and then you defend me the next
00:48:14what do you want
00:48:15i'm just trying to
00:48:16no
00:48:18allison
00:48:19party at my place
00:48:21celebrating the big win
00:48:22you coming
00:48:24i don't know
00:48:25i'm not interested
00:48:27she's a grown woman
00:48:29she can speak for herself
00:48:31so
00:48:32what do you say
00:48:35you're not going anywhere
00:48:37and there goes the big brother act again
00:48:40who does he think he is
00:48:41toying with my feelings like this
00:48:42you hate chad brett
00:48:44fine
00:48:45chad's my new best friend then
00:48:46no yeah
00:48:48sounds fun
00:48:52i'll be there
00:49:01there she is
00:49:03my guest of honor
00:49:05damn
00:49:06allison you look sexy
00:49:07oh
00:49:09thanks
00:49:13it's a cool party
00:49:14yeah you know i threw this whole thing
00:49:16just for you
00:49:18really for me
00:49:20why did you do that
00:49:21you're single
00:49:22i'm single
00:49:23you need another reason
00:49:26so what's the deal with you and brett
00:49:28huh
00:49:29no deal
00:49:30there's nothing happening between us
00:49:32he's just a friend of a friend
00:49:34of my brother
00:49:35so
00:49:37it's his loss
00:49:38my gain
00:49:41hey you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam
00:49:44allison
00:49:46let's fix that
00:49:51yeah
00:49:51no why not
00:49:52there's nothing between me and brett obviously
00:49:55maybe i should just move on
00:49:57you ever play the pocky challenge
00:49:58no what's that
00:50:00we each bite from one end
00:50:02until one of us chickens out
00:50:19damn it
00:50:20why am i thinking about him at a time like this
00:50:23come on allison
00:50:24you're already here
00:50:35fine
00:50:36fine
00:50:37but i play to win
00:50:43i can check it out
00:50:45ten bucks say they kiss
00:51:00dude what the fuck
00:51:02game's over let's go
00:51:04excuse me
00:51:05what are you doing huh
00:51:06get off of me
00:51:06what do you think you're doing
00:51:07you're ruining my night
00:51:09do you think i care that i'm ruining your night
00:51:10what do you think ron would think if he knew you were happy
00:51:12don't care
00:51:12how about you elector someone who gives a fuck
00:51:14come on
00:51:15okay
00:51:15no more of these stupid games you don't have to play this shit
00:51:17i know
00:51:17let's go
00:51:18i don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:20i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:24get the fuck away from me
00:51:34oh my god
00:51:36oh shit
00:51:38oh shit
00:51:44ow
00:51:47hey
00:51:48hey
00:51:49hey
00:51:50hold on
00:51:51hold on
00:51:52it's okay
00:51:52i got it
00:51:57oh my god is she okay
00:52:03look at me
00:52:05look at me
00:52:05look at me
00:52:05hey
00:52:06hey
00:52:06you okay
00:52:07i can't
00:52:08i can't feel it
00:52:10i can't feel it
00:52:11just breathe
00:52:11just try to breathe
00:52:12all right
00:52:12hey
00:52:16i'm gonna be okay
00:52:17all right
00:52:18let's get you
00:52:20let's get you
00:52:20okay
00:52:24get out of my way
00:52:28move
00:52:28move
00:52:31just put me down
00:52:32here you go
00:52:32put you down
00:52:34you know you could have died
00:52:36and chad i mean my god you have no business being around that guy let alone being this close to
00:52:41kissing him
00:52:42huh anybody who's half a brain cell realize he's a total fucking douche bagger right
00:52:45that's not fair
00:52:47what's not fair
00:52:49what's not fair what am i not understanding huh what don't i understand
00:52:52that i don't know how this works okay i'm sorry i'm figuring it out i don't know how guys work
00:52:58all the time
00:52:59you know what that's fantastic i'm so happy that you're able to admit that okay
00:53:02you're not any better than me
00:53:04i'm not any better what did i do how am i not any better what are you talking about
00:53:08you're worse
00:53:09i jumped in the pool i saved your life and now what i'm an asshole how am i worse
00:53:13you're worse
00:53:14because you saved me when i was drowning
00:53:17yeah
00:53:17because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:20because you caught me when i fell in front of everyone
00:53:24because you drove me to school when i was late
00:53:26yeah i know i sound like such a total jerk
00:53:30you know
00:53:31i don't understand
00:53:34you made me fall in love with you
00:53:39that's the worst thing
00:53:40that's it
00:53:41i did
00:53:41no no
00:53:42i fell in love with you
00:53:42i'm in love with you
00:53:43stop stop
00:53:44and you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45i know that
00:53:46i know
00:53:47so then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away
00:53:53am i crazy
00:53:55do you not feel anything because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that
00:54:01okay
00:54:03i want you to tell me to stop
00:54:06tell me that you don't want this
00:54:08tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:10i'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:19fuck it
00:54:35i've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:45listen you had no idea
00:54:47every single time i saw you was him
00:54:49i always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:53than just my best friend's sister
00:54:56why didn't you say anything
00:54:58i made a promise to run
00:55:00but you know what
00:55:07i don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:20i think about you every day
00:55:23every morning
00:55:25every night
00:55:28every single time i close my eyes
00:55:31it's you that i see
00:55:34every time
00:55:38hey
00:55:46i want you to take me
00:55:48i want you to take me
00:55:50right here
00:55:50right here
00:55:52right now
00:56:05so what do we now
00:56:12what do you want us to be
00:56:16what do you want me to be
00:56:19i want you to be mine
00:56:23i think i already am
00:56:28but what about ron
00:56:29he's gonna kill you
00:56:32i know ron loves you very much
00:56:34he's very protective older brother
00:56:36but i think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40how much i love you
00:56:47i don't know i think
00:56:50i think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53just for now
00:56:56i don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:58i know
00:57:01but it's just
00:57:02for a little
00:57:03until we find the right moment
00:57:06yeah
00:57:07yeah
00:57:08i don't know what you're doing
00:57:11we'll be secret lovers
00:57:29thinking about you
00:57:38hi captain
00:57:39when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:41i am uh
00:57:42currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:44i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just
00:57:46sprinting to you
00:57:48aww
00:57:49well
00:57:50as much as i'd love to see you running to me
00:57:53don't
00:57:53my legs are killing me
00:57:55and
00:57:56i really like your car
00:57:58oh i know you love my car
00:58:00he grabbed me by the waist
00:58:01hoisting me up
00:58:02putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03brett
00:58:04stop
00:58:05don't
00:58:06read my smut
00:58:07i'm telling you
00:58:08every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart
00:58:11into my soul
00:58:13betrayals kisses from my neck
00:58:15to my breasts
00:58:16gently sucking
00:58:17and biting
00:58:18holy shit
00:58:19that is literal trash
00:58:21but why does it sound like 50 shades of grey when he says it
00:58:25i feel so hot right now
00:58:30palm's my center
00:58:32slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33are you waiting alley?
00:58:35fuck
00:58:39fuck
00:58:40fuck
00:58:44oh my god someone's coming
00:58:45um i have to go fake my own death
00:58:46bye
00:58:47i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08hey
00:59:09are you okay? you sounded sick
00:59:10do you need help?
00:59:11mind your own business virgin mary
00:59:13you think just because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now?
00:59:18i was just trying to help
00:59:21save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:25shoot
00:59:26i'm late
00:59:45brett
00:59:47that's allison's
00:59:49uh
00:59:50i found it in the bathroom
00:59:51if i'd known it was your little girlfriends i never would have touched it
01:00:11see what you're up to
01:00:14hey
01:00:15hey
01:00:15you found my bag
01:00:16i was looking for that
01:00:17thank you
01:00:18no problem
01:00:22attention
01:00:23all members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:25it has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs
01:00:30i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:34otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:40well
01:00:41i think we all know someone who would do anything
01:00:43to stop being the fat friend
01:00:45right?
01:00:46i'm sorry but i just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago
01:00:49excuse me
01:00:49i was fixing my makeup
01:00:51sounded like you were retching
01:00:52and i asked you if you were a
01:00:54look at this
01:00:54this is perfection
01:00:56it's every girl's dream
01:00:57i don't need shortcuts
01:00:58and we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:01:01i mean after all
01:01:02who came in with
01:01:02zero athletic ability
01:01:04and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:05search me
01:01:07i have nothing to hide
01:01:12your turn scott
01:01:14sure but i
01:01:16rita
01:01:18jackpot
01:01:19well well well
01:01:21look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24i knew it
01:01:25no one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:29allison
01:01:30performance enhancing substances
01:01:32are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:34coach i promise you i've never seen those before
01:01:36okay those those aren't mine
01:01:38right
01:01:39a cheater and a liar
01:01:41coach please listen to me
01:01:43i've never seen those i don't know what they are
01:01:46i'm lying
01:01:46it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:50they're mine
01:01:51yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins
01:01:54did you forget i asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:57yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something
01:02:00he's right
01:02:01they're just vitamins
01:02:02no they aren't
01:02:03uh miss russo
01:02:04how is it
01:02:05that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:09i just
01:02:12they look suspicious
01:02:13well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:16yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:19that's enough
01:02:20all i see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:27what you can't do that
01:02:30championships are in two weeks
01:02:31nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:33i mean i know it
01:02:34yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it
01:02:39you little bitch
01:02:40you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:42that's enough rita
01:02:44my decision is final
01:02:49listen up
01:02:50when it's allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:52you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:54you want us to drop her
01:02:56she could get seriously hurt
01:02:57that's the point
01:02:59accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:01so tragic
01:03:02i can't do that coach will kill me
01:03:04fine
01:03:05and say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:09i know everything
01:03:10girls
01:03:10every dirty little secret
01:03:12do exactly as i say
01:03:14or you're gone
01:03:15your call
01:03:16and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:26very sweet
01:03:29what happened back there
01:03:30how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:33i uh saw rita putting something in your bag
01:03:36so i swapped it out
01:03:39i knew it
01:03:40i knew she was up to something
01:03:41you know i heard her
01:03:42in the bathroom like 10 minutes before
01:03:44yeah she was throwing up
01:03:47it was when we were
01:03:49when we were having
01:03:55bone sex
01:03:57so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:04:00allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop
01:04:04hey do you
01:04:06do you think i'm fat
01:04:08seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:10i don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:12i mean i'm being serious though
01:04:13i'm being serious too
01:04:14allison
01:04:16perfect just who you are
01:04:17yeah
01:04:19i'll always be there
01:04:21to catch you when you fall
01:04:24always
01:04:27all right
01:04:28on the count you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:31rita you're up first
01:04:32then else
01:04:45okay
01:04:46allison
01:04:47hey great job you guys
01:04:49you killed it
01:05:13hey
01:05:14i told you to catch you
01:05:16brett
01:05:18you just saved my life
01:05:22i guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:26are you serious scott
01:05:28you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:31are you kidding me
01:05:32they almost dropped me
01:05:33i could have been paralyzed
01:05:34i could have died
01:05:35that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:37rita
01:05:38that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:47oh brett
01:05:48thank you
01:05:49oh my gosh
01:05:50i really appreciate that catch
01:05:51i almost had a heart attack
01:05:53all right everyone
01:05:54in light of performances and character
01:05:57i am so proud to announce
01:05:59allison scott
01:06:01as the new captain
01:06:03thank you
01:06:05wow
01:06:07congratulations captain scott
01:06:08i'm proud of you
01:06:09wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:14and that's game
01:06:16state loses 21 to 35
01:06:20allie
01:06:21look i know
01:06:22it's not what you wanted
01:06:23it's okay
01:06:24because you did good
01:06:25that's all that matters
01:06:26thanks bro
01:06:27i'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:28i'll be right back
01:06:28ew
01:06:29don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:31yo
01:06:33allison
01:06:33she is
01:06:34looking good baby
01:06:35y'all do private shows
01:06:37you know
01:06:38something with a little extra
01:06:39bump and grind
01:06:40you're so gross
01:06:43yo what the hell
01:06:44are you serious
01:06:45what what's going on
01:06:46i'm just waiting for the mvp
01:06:48yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:49you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51i hate your dreams
01:06:53how about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:55so that what happens today
01:06:56never happens again
01:06:58you think you're so fucking special
01:07:00why
01:07:01you know everyone knows
01:07:03how you got the captain's position
01:07:04how
01:07:05by sucking your way to the top
01:07:07i mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:09considering how much you suck
01:07:10while you play
01:07:12you shameless whore
01:07:14hey
01:07:15one more one
01:07:17i do
01:07:17you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:20she's a public bus
01:07:21everybody gets a ride
01:07:24hey
01:07:25hey fuck face
01:07:28you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:35that's enough
01:07:36what's going on here
01:07:37i mean coach we all saw it
01:07:39chatter's gonna hit her
01:07:41you're gonna hit her
01:07:42get my office now
01:07:43you
01:07:45with me
01:07:45this is a really nasty cut okay
01:07:47let's
01:07:48we should take you to the er okay
01:07:50alright
01:07:52make sure you're on it
01:07:57it's a really nasty cut brad
01:07:59you could have broken your hand
01:08:01yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:03never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:06shut up
01:08:13you know i could kind of get used to this
01:08:15having uh
01:08:16nurse allison around
01:08:17take care of me
01:08:18help me out
01:08:20here you guys
01:08:21304
01:08:21i think it's this one
01:08:22let's go see the hero
01:08:24oh shit
01:08:25no that's ron and the whole team
01:08:27they can't see us like this
01:08:29i won't let him
01:08:30let's tell him
01:08:31let's tell him the truth
01:08:32in front of
01:08:33the entire team
01:08:36ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38what do you wanna do
01:08:39let's hide
01:08:40yeah
01:08:41okay
01:08:46brad
01:08:48brad you in there
01:08:48yeah i'm just uh
01:08:49washing up man
01:08:51god you have no idea
01:08:53how crazy you drive me
01:08:56you know every single time i see you all i can think about is uh
01:09:02doing this
01:09:04you need a hand man
01:09:05no i got everything i need uh
01:09:08right here
01:09:14you gotta be quiet
01:09:18unless you are not
01:09:21brad stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:24hey you know what it uh takes me a very long time
01:09:27assholes
01:09:37i feel what you do
01:09:38i feel what you do
01:09:42it's kind of hard to miss
01:09:44yeah
01:10:00you know what i mean
01:10:10you know you could have just asked
01:10:12you didn't have to pick a fight to get love
01:10:14you need a man
01:10:25and she was looking
01:10:27are you gonna help me?
01:10:33no i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:56I've heard the halftime show is going to break the internet.
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:00Sick.
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:05Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:10I will end you.
01:11:12Leave it.
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:20She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:24And her dealer?
01:11:25Look no further than your enemy.
01:11:28Brett Harrison.
01:11:33That's not true.
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:36I don't care.
01:11:37Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:41Just ask them yourself.
01:11:43Oh, really?
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:51He said he had good stuff.
01:11:54But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:58You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:59I have proof.
01:12:03I know real doctors.
01:12:05I've got pills.
01:12:07Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:09Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:13This is insane, okay?
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:18Oh, sweetie.
01:12:19It's all coming out now.
01:12:20I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:22We trusted you.
01:12:24Cheater!
01:12:25Son of a...
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:32She's using you.
01:12:33For the clout?
01:12:34For the status?
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody.
01:12:38A total bottom feeder.
01:12:40Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Boo!
01:12:48Boo!
01:12:49Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:51Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this.
01:12:56And here come the pretzels.
01:12:58All right, that's enough.
01:12:59That's enough.
01:13:01Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:04as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:07I have no choice.
01:13:09Alice and Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:11from your position as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:13:13Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:20Hold on.
01:13:22Hold it.
01:13:22If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:26I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:28get healthy with the right body.
01:13:30No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely.
01:13:35Listen, you guys are never going to have to take
01:13:36any of Rita's sacred spells ever again.
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:40We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:42This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:45not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:48Not for the drugs.
01:13:50These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:52They're vitamins.
01:13:53You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:56You want to check these out, principal?
01:14:00He's right.
01:14:02These are common supplements.
01:14:04Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:10She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:12and she's been shaming them,
01:14:13degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:15Now, every body is different,
01:14:16but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:19Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason,
01:14:20one reason only,
01:14:21because she was a threat.
01:14:22She threatened the total control that Rita had
01:14:24over the entire squad,
01:14:26and it's horrible.
01:14:27Because Allison,
01:14:27she's a beautiful person,
01:14:29and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:35That's not true.
01:14:36He's lying.
01:14:38She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:43Lock her up!
01:14:44Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch!
01:14:46You ruined my life!
01:14:48You ruined it yourself.
01:15:01Look at you,
01:15:02playing the victim.
01:15:03You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:06Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:09you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:10Nothing but a little...
01:15:12Shut up, dude.
01:15:13Shut up.
01:15:14What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything.
01:15:16You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:19Mr. Williams!
01:15:23Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:26of sexual harassment against you
01:15:28from various female students.
01:15:29As of now,
01:15:30you are officially suspended
01:15:32from all school activities.
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No!
01:15:34My father, he...
01:15:35Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:38but I assure you,
01:15:39his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:41You can take him away.
01:15:43Marty's over.
01:15:43Let go.
01:15:44No!
01:15:44I'll throw you off!
01:15:46This isn't over!
01:15:49And as for you,
01:15:50Miss Scott,
01:15:51on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you
01:15:57for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:59And as of now,
01:16:00you can consider yourself
01:16:02officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:05You can consider yourself
01:16:06officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:10Thank you, Principal.
01:16:12All right, everyone.
01:16:12Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:16But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:18So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:20Woo!
01:16:22Let's win!
01:16:34Let's win!
01:16:37University wins it all!
01:16:38Ha ha ha ha!
01:16:42Yes!
01:16:44Yes!
01:16:45Woo!
01:16:48Woo!
01:16:54Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:56Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:57Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:59Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:02Woo hoo hoo!
01:17:05Hey!
01:17:07Allison!
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, well, you know what, uh...
01:17:17He's cool, right?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:36Bye.
01:17:37Bye.
01:17:37Bye.
01:17:38Bye.
01:17:38Shawsh
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