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New Hotπ₯ Hating And Loving My Adopted Brother 1
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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me and tomorrow's
00:00:32the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby! You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:54Let's break down with change! What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I
00:01:02run
00:01:02you over. Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just
00:01:07another one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my god, did she seriously just say
00:01:13that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one night stand. Typical spoiled
00:01:19jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out. I was drugged out of my
00:01:27fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give me a chance. Give our baby a
00:01:33chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby! One more lie and it's over for
00:01:43you and that so-called baby of yours. Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing
00:01:49pregnant girls like that! Apologize! Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me?
00:02:01Tell her you're sorry! Oh my god, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris.
00:02:11Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up!
00:02:35I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing compared to what you did.
00:02:40Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:10You proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:26Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister?
00:03:39I'm not gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:41Wait, Dad, is she like my real sister?
00:03:45Yes!
00:03:47Alright.
00:03:50Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:55Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please, come in, come in.
00:04:04Let me take this for you.
00:04:09Look, Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world.
00:04:13I just want you to think of this house as your home.
00:04:16I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him.
00:04:20But hopefully I can be a good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:26And feel free to call me Dad.
00:04:28I mean, if you...
00:04:30Why don't I introduce you to your brother?
00:04:32He's gonna love you, I am sure of it.
00:04:34Chris!
00:04:34Come down, your sister's here!
00:04:42It's you.
00:04:43You?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect!
00:04:55Look, I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip.
00:04:58So this punk here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice?
00:05:03Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:17We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom?
00:05:21Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:05:31What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to force your way into my house and just make my
00:05:35life miserable?
00:05:36What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway.
00:05:58Because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best.
00:06:17At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
00:06:29Oh, why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:32I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My craw!
00:06:54What? I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis!
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I...
00:07:08A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back?
00:07:19You're going to have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're going to live in my house, it's going to be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one. In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof. No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two.
00:07:36You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay. And the third?
00:07:43How about this? You owe me one.
00:07:46Owe you one?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that going to be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:01What?
00:08:10I'm sorry, but...
00:08:11What is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:17Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my god!
00:08:23I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is going to be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33So you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella. She's a beloved member of this household.
00:08:39Thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're going to have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I? She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what? If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:59You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all...
00:09:02Whatever. I don't want a ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude.
00:09:07Also, one more thing.
00:09:09There's really no bus stops on the street and Ubers take forever to get here, so...
00:09:13Who knows? You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:15Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:18Uh...
00:09:19Go over there!
00:09:21Achoo!
00:09:22Grr!
00:09:27Grr!
00:09:30Grr!
00:09:31Grr!
00:09:33Grr!
00:09:35Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Grr!
00:09:44Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:09:46Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:54And that is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student.
00:10:09Late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:29Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32I'm so sorry.
00:10:33What's your name again?
00:10:34Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie.
00:10:37Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:45Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:48I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay then, I guess.
00:10:55You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:56Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:11What?
00:11:11Are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:13Wow!
00:11:14Fine.
00:11:15My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:30What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:37A fruity bra.
00:11:39I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:44Nope.
00:11:46I need a serious glow up.
00:11:47No more of this childish shit.
00:11:56Okay.
00:12:02Okay.
00:12:03That's a good boy.
00:12:05No, these are not toys.
00:12:07These are toys!
00:12:09These are toys!
00:12:24Oh no.
00:12:25And the fruity bra to Lacey Thomas.
00:12:27I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:33Sorry about that.
00:12:33Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:36Nope.
00:12:36Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:39And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:44Oh my god.
00:12:45Don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49It has nothing to do with you.
00:12:50I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some underwear, too, while I was
00:12:54at it.
00:12:54That's all.
00:12:55I told you not to go to that party.
00:12:58You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:59Back off.
00:13:00I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:14Whoa.
00:13:15Feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kinda cute.
00:13:21My sister's actually kinda cute.
00:13:27I'm gonna hang out with my new friends.
00:13:29I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:13:34Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not-
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:54Last time I'm gonna tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:58Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:59Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think.
00:14:03I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:05Don't talk shit about my friend.
00:14:07Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:08You always bring me trouble, you stupid selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen.
00:14:15I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Hold on.
00:14:25Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:32Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:38Come on, Kris. Get a hold of yourself.
00:14:41She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie. I'm here.
00:14:57Hey, Abigail. What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:14You must have misunderstood me.
00:15:16But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:18Is this for me?
00:15:19Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice?
00:15:26What is this? Kindergarten?
00:15:28If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:34It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:37No, don't go.
00:15:39You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand.
00:15:56I thought you wanted to be my friend. Why would you do this to me?
00:15:59Friends? With you?
00:16:01My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend?
00:16:06Oh, I get it now.
00:16:08You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey, guys. Check out my new friend, Abby Fail.
00:16:17She sucks just as much as her stupid name.
00:16:20Aw, say cheese.
00:16:22Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:23Kylie, stop.
00:16:25Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:28No?
00:16:52Get off me! Leave me alone!
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louis taste?
00:17:09Chris was right. You're the worst.
00:17:11I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:18Friendly showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:20Let's be real. You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of Chris.
00:17:24That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:27Ah! You slut!
00:17:29You're actually delusional.
00:17:31And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Cause I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:36Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:38How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50This doesn't feel right. I gotta go find her.
00:17:53Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please let go! I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:08Enough bitching!
00:18:09Come on, guys. She's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:18:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:18:29no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:29My dress, it's too heavy, I'm sinking.
00:18:33Look at you, landing like a drowning dog.
00:18:44Help me! Somebody help me!
00:18:47Aw, Crowley won't. This is my house. No one's coming to see you.
00:18:56Oh my god, look at her. This is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:19:02Abigail!
00:19:15Oh, come on. Come on.
00:19:32Chris.
00:19:33I'm sorry I'm late. Are you alright?
00:19:41Chris, we were just having a little fun with her?
00:19:43Fun, huh?
00:19:50How about now? You still having fun?
00:19:52What the fuck?!
00:20:00Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:06She's mine. Mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:10Hey, come on, let's go. Let's go.
00:20:13Come on. Let's go.
00:20:37Let's go.
00:20:38Wake up.
00:20:41Wake up.
00:20:41Don't feel good.
00:20:43She's so drunk.
00:20:45Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:47Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes. Okay?
00:20:57Chris.
00:20:58Yes.
00:20:59Yeah? Did you say something?
00:21:12Abigail.
00:21:13Uncle Pat, I mean, Dad!
00:21:16Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:19Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:20Mm-hmm.
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:24Mm-mm.
00:21:28Abigail, are you alright? Is something wrong?
00:21:36Abigail!
00:21:47Abigail!
00:21:55Stay calm. She's your sister. You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot too?
00:22:01Oh my god, she's so drunk. And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:10It's really hot in here. Let me help you cool down.
00:22:16Help me.
00:22:23Shh. Don't.
00:22:44I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:54Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:58And...
00:22:58Are you hard?
00:23:01What is wrong with me?
00:23:03Why do I want my sister?
00:23:06Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:07Look, you're right. Kylie's the worst.
00:23:10I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:11Thank god you were there to save me.
00:23:14It was kinda sweet.
00:23:16Stop this. You can't want this.
00:23:18You can't.
00:23:19She's your sister.
00:23:45God, what am I doing?
00:23:47Kissing my sister?
00:23:48Have I lost my damn mind?
00:23:50I don't know.
00:23:50No.
00:23:52No.
00:23:53No, no.
00:23:58No, no.
00:24:00Chris.
00:24:05How have you?
00:24:06Oh, my god.
00:24:31Oh, Chris.
00:24:33Oh, Chris.
00:24:35Oh, Chris.
00:24:37Yes.
00:24:39Yes.
00:24:46Oh.
00:24:47My God.
00:24:48How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:25:12Careful.
00:25:28Oh, shit.
00:25:30I actually want that to happen.
00:25:41Hey, get back here.
00:25:43Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:25:44Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:51Eat up, kiddo.
00:25:52There's plenty to go around.
00:26:05I know that you found somewhere fair to lay your head at night.
00:26:10You better love you right.
00:26:13Ask her by me.
00:26:14There's not much to tell her.
00:26:16What should tell her?
00:26:17That's an oversight.
00:26:18Over, overnight.
00:26:24You're so hot.
00:26:28What?
00:26:30Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:34Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:36Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:40Fuck.
00:26:41Stay cool.
00:26:41Stay cool.
00:26:42Don't let Dad find out.
00:26:43No, I meant Bella, which must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:50Um, hey, we're going to be late.
00:26:52We got to go.
00:26:53Hey, wait for your sister.
00:27:03Remember rule number one?
00:27:05Yep.
00:27:06Total strangers.
00:27:07Got it.
00:27:08Good.
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:27Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:30What the fuck?
00:27:31She's never driven any girl to school, like ever.
00:27:34Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:36As if.
00:27:37She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:39God, he always attracts the most desperate, trashy sluts.
00:27:43Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:27:47Ah!
00:28:08Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:10Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school.
00:28:12Dude, nothing's going on between us, all right?
00:28:16Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:19All right, ladies, in the pool first.
00:28:21Boys, warm up.
00:28:28Guns of gangsters.
00:28:45Stop!
00:28:46Seriously!
00:28:47Oops.
00:28:48Sorry.
00:28:48It's just so crowded in here, you know?
00:28:50Totally an accident.
00:29:06Oh shit, my top is gone.
00:29:13Dammit, where did it go?
00:29:16Okay, ladies, that's time.
00:29:18Boys, you're up.
00:29:23Oh no, I think we're missing someone.
00:29:26Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:32Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:35Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:43No freaking way.
00:29:44Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:45Don't worry, girlie. We'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:50She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:52What a fucking slut.
00:29:54Can you please give it back?
00:29:56Uh oh, you're too far away.
00:29:58I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:30:00I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:30:03Hey boy!
00:30:05Abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:09Any volunteers?
00:30:13Just throw it to me, please!
00:30:15What?
00:30:16You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:18Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:21All the guys are gonna see her tits.
00:30:22We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:24Let's help her out then.
00:30:26Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:28That's so going viral!
00:30:34Holy shit!
00:30:36What are these?
00:30:37Double Ds?
00:30:39Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips!
00:30:42What should I do?
00:30:46Oh yeah, I'm gonna give it to her.
00:30:48They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:56God, she's so pathetic!
00:30:58Oh Abigail, ready or not, here I come!
00:31:04Stay away from her, you son of a bitch!
00:31:13Oh my God!
00:31:16Oh my God!
00:31:45Oh my God!
00:31:57Everyone, turn around, now!
00:32:06You're safe.
00:32:10Again?
00:32:12Wait, Chris.
00:32:13Don't get me wrong.
00:32:14I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:15I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you?
00:32:19You touch her again,
00:32:21I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:45No one's ever made me feel like this before, but...
00:32:48She's my sister!
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me.
00:32:56Again.
00:32:57No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:59Does Chris like me?
00:33:01Even just a little?
00:33:03Abigail?
00:33:04I need to see him.
00:33:06I need to think him properly.
00:33:12Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask, uh, are you...
00:33:15and Abigail, like...
00:33:17a thing?
00:33:19Great.
00:33:19Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:21Look, bro, I know you.
00:33:23And you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:25Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:29You happy now?
00:33:31For real?
00:33:32Nice!
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:36Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:37She's super cute.
00:33:39She has an insane body.
00:33:41She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're trippin'.
00:33:45Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:52Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:58He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister,
00:34:08I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:10Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:12Alright, see you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:28Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:29I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No, no, no, no.
00:34:32Dude, you can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:36Get out.
00:34:39Get out.
00:34:42Get out, dude.
00:34:44Hey.
00:34:51What are you guys doing?
00:35:00Abigail.
00:35:02Want to go to the movies?
00:35:03Just me and you?
00:35:09No, Abigail.
00:35:10Don't go.
00:35:17Bro, you're trippin'.
00:35:19Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Oh, Chris Florence.
00:35:24Just watch.
00:35:25I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:28Sounds fun.
00:35:28I'm down.
00:35:30Just...
00:35:31Here.
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:46Abigail.
00:35:47What are you doing in here?
00:35:48I have to change.
00:35:49Get out.
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:59Because...
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:05You were unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out.
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body, but don't think.
00:36:13Not even for a second that I'm not good enough.
00:36:14Because I am.
00:36:15I know I am.
00:36:16Get out.
00:36:17That's not...
00:36:17That's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out.
00:36:24Damn it.
00:36:24Why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:29But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit.
00:36:35I should apologize to her.
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:10I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:19Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:37:22He's just gonna end up hurting you.
00:37:23You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:26Like with me.
00:37:27I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:40Cause it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:47Fuck!
00:38:11I'll be taking you
00:38:11Shit!
00:38:28Do you like the movie?
00:38:32Do you like the...
00:38:51Don't mind him.
00:38:54Have some more popcorn.
00:39:15What the fuck?
00:39:16Sorry man, my hands lit.
00:39:21Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:26Jeez, I'm a mess.
00:39:28Sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:31That's okay.
00:39:32I still had a nice time.
00:39:41What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:43What, she talks to a guy for like two hours
00:39:45and selling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:49Hey, you've got something right there.
00:39:52Did I get it?
00:39:54No, not quite.
00:39:56Hold on.
00:40:10No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:11This is whack.
00:40:12Look, my sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:18I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:20Yeah.
00:40:28Does she actually like him?
00:40:38Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:44You're really cute.
00:41:09Why, why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:16I, um, I'm just not feeling too good, so I'm gonna head home.
00:41:25You're the first person to ever turn me down, Abigail.
00:41:28That only makes me want you more.
00:41:33Morning, son.
00:41:35Morning.
00:41:36And Chris, make sure your calendar's clear next weekend.
00:41:38We're gonna go visit the graves of Abigail's parents.
00:41:42What did you say?
00:41:43Gross, Chris.
00:41:45Wait, no, no, no.
00:41:46What did you say?
00:41:46You said her parents died?
00:41:48What do you mean?
00:41:48Aren't you her parents?
00:41:49You said she was my sister.
00:41:51Chris, I am not playing these games with you today.
00:41:53No, no, Dad.
00:41:54I'm being serious.
00:41:55Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:59Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:42:02No, of course not.
00:42:04Abigail is the daughter of my best friend.
00:42:06He and his wife died in the line of duty.
00:42:10Oh, I knew it.
00:42:13God, I knew it.
00:42:14I'm not a freak.
00:42:19Well, I don't know about that.
00:42:21Then the story starts to wrap up.
00:42:23Hero comes home a changed person.
00:42:25So who can answer?
00:42:27What are the three different parts in a play?
00:42:30When he's not talking, he's really not that bad.
00:42:40Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:42:43God, as soon as I find out, she's actually not my sister.
00:42:45She falls head over heels for my best bro.
00:42:47Fucking perfect.
00:42:50Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:55Abigail, answer the question.
00:42:56I, um...
00:42:59I...
00:43:00I...
00:43:01I...
00:43:01I...
00:43:05I choose B.
00:43:10My question was what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:15Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:43:18Yes, Miss Perlin.
00:43:24Still an asshole.
00:43:29What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:38Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:43:41I'm telling Dad you're a big fat boy.
00:43:44Oh, my God.
00:43:45Evie Everett is back.
00:43:47Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:49Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:51Oh, the one in the photo.
00:43:53The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:43:54Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:43:56Back then, Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class and back every day.
00:44:01He stuck to her, like, glue.
00:44:03Then, two years ago, Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:44:05She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:44:08Isn't she awesome?
00:44:10She sounds incredible.
00:44:34Evie's back!
00:44:35Our Queen Bee's back!
00:44:44Oh, my God!
00:44:45Oh, my God!
00:44:50Oh, my God!
00:44:50They're so cute!
00:44:52Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:54So, she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:44:57Oh, she's flawless.
00:44:58I've never seen anyone so gorgeous, so graceful.
00:45:02See?
00:45:03See?
00:45:04That's Evie.
00:45:04The only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:45:06She's everything that you're not.
00:45:09Hey, guys!
00:45:10Look what we have here.
00:45:14It's a sweet little love letter.
00:45:19Your teasing drives me mad.
00:45:21You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:45:23But I still want you so bad.
00:45:28You're stubborn.
00:45:29You're annoying.
00:45:30But your smile's my undoing.
00:45:32I think I really like you.
00:45:36You kept me up last night, thinking about that kiss.
00:45:39I'd give you my first time and let you show me bliss!
00:45:43Stop it!
00:45:44Give it back!
00:45:45Kylie, give it back to me!
00:45:47Oh, my gosh!
00:45:47Abigail, your kindergarten love poems are so cute!
00:45:50No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:45:51Go on.
00:45:52Tell us.
00:45:53Who exactly are you going to eat Lucid to?
00:45:57Who exactly are you going to give it to?
00:45:59Give it back to me!
00:46:04Kylie, cut it out.
00:46:07Wow, Abigail.
00:46:09Didn't know you had it in you.
00:46:10Miss Goodie Two Shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:15No.
00:46:16No.
00:46:16It's not what you think.
00:46:17Don't be shy, girl.
00:46:18Share with the class.
00:46:22Who is that letter for?
00:46:24Oscar or Chris?
00:46:29Is Abigail's love letter?
00:46:31For me?
00:46:34The letter is...
00:46:35Speak up!
00:46:36Oh, my God.
00:46:38Was I right?
00:46:39You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:46:41Tell everyone.
00:46:43Tell Oscar.
00:46:44Who's Chris to you?
00:46:51I'm the one who...
00:46:52Chris is my brother.
00:47:02Chris is my brother.
00:47:06And this letter is for Oscar.
00:47:10Really?
00:47:12Because I've already cut it bad for you, Abigail.
00:47:19Fuck!
00:47:20I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:47:27I have no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:47:31Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:47:39I want to go home.
00:47:40I want to go home.
00:47:41It's okay.
00:47:42I'll get you home.
00:47:45Abigail, your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:47:48Yes.
00:47:55Hey, Abigail.
00:47:57You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:48:00Is it true?
00:48:02I...
00:48:02Abigail, you don't have to be shy.
00:48:04I'll say it again.
00:48:06I like you.
00:48:09I just need you to say it.
00:48:12Do you like me too?
00:48:16I...
00:48:17I...
00:48:25I...
00:48:26My brother.
00:48:26He...
00:48:27He doesn't have an umbrella.
00:48:28So I...
00:48:28I should probably go home.
00:48:30It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:48:32Get home safe, okay?
00:48:43Are you crazy?
00:48:45It's storming out here.
00:48:46Why are you just standing under the pouring rain?
00:48:48The rain didn't stop you from floating with Oscar.
00:48:51He was just walking me home, okay?
00:48:52That's all.
00:48:53That's all?
00:48:55Please.
00:48:56Everyone knows you guys like each other.
00:48:58I mean, didn't you write him those love poems?
00:49:00Aren't you obsessed with him?
00:49:02Why are I being so difficult?
00:49:03Let's just go inside and we can talk about it, okay?
00:49:06We can go inside.
00:49:09If you agree to my third rule.
00:49:11What?
00:49:12Rule number one.
00:49:13In public, we're complete strangers.
00:49:16I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:49:18No way.
00:49:19Okay, easy peasy.
00:49:20Rule number two.
00:49:21You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:49:28Rule number three.
00:49:29No more Oscar.
00:49:31You're mine.
00:49:44That was my first kiss.
00:49:46What the fuck?
00:49:52Tactically not your first.
00:49:54What do you mean?
00:49:56Never mind.
00:49:58Abigail.
00:49:59I want you.
00:50:16I want you.
00:50:29Chris.
00:50:31Maybe we shouldn't.
00:50:32Your dad's going to be home any minute.
00:50:34No, don't worry.
00:50:35He's gone on a fishing trip.
00:50:37He's not going to be back tonight.
00:50:48Chris?
00:50:49I...
00:50:55Chris?
00:50:56I...
00:50:57Chris?
00:50:58I...
00:50:58I...
00:50:59I don't know how.
00:51:02It's all right, Abs.
00:51:03You're doing amazing.
00:51:16I...
00:51:18I want you to feel me.
00:51:30God, he's so hard.
00:51:35Sorry, did I do something wrong?
00:51:38Did I do something wrong?
00:51:40No.
00:51:41You're doing amazing, Abs.
00:51:49No.
00:51:50Now...
00:51:51Let me return the favor.
00:51:54Wait, maybe...
00:51:55Maybe we shouldn't.
00:51:57It's okay.
00:51:58You can trust me.
00:52:01Am I really going to lose my virginity to Chris?
00:52:03My adopted brother?
00:52:15Look at me.
00:52:27Kids, wait till you see what I got.
00:52:31Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:34Oh, Dad.
00:52:36Chris, what the devil are you doing?
00:52:39Oh, Dad.
00:52:40I'm just, uh...
00:52:42Just exercising.
00:52:43Exercise?
00:52:44God, please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home.
00:52:50Oh, shit.
00:52:51What am I going to do?
00:52:52What?
00:52:52No, no, no.
00:52:53I would never.
00:52:54Dad, come on.
00:52:55You gotta believe me.
00:52:56You're my dad.
00:52:56Yeah, I'm your dad, so I know what you're like.
00:53:00What's this?
00:53:07Uh, it's a napkin.
00:53:11Napkin.
00:53:11A napkin, yeah.
00:53:12I was, um...
00:53:13I was eating dinner.
00:53:14Sorry, Dad.
00:53:15On the couch.
00:53:15I know I'm not supposed to do that.
00:53:17Uh, what happened again?
00:53:22Ooh, Dad.
00:53:24I think you smell like fish from the trip.
00:53:26Uh, I think you should go shower.
00:53:27Abigail's gonna be home any second here.
00:53:29Really?
00:53:29I stink?
00:53:30Yeah, I don't...
00:53:30I don't smell anything.
00:53:34Yeah, alright.
00:53:40I thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest.
00:53:47Look, maybe...
00:53:48Maybe we should just tell him.
00:53:50Isn't that moving a little too fast?
00:53:52I mean, is it?
00:53:53He's your dad, too.
00:53:55Shit, at this point, he likes you, Bernie likes me.
00:53:58I think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together.
00:54:01Chris, do you actually like me?
00:54:08Chris, do you actually like me?
00:54:11Because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy, and now you want to make it official.
00:54:15So what's with the 180?
00:54:17Abigail, I gotta be honest.
00:54:19Up until recently, I thought...
00:54:23I thought you were my real sister.
00:54:25Like, my blood sister.
00:54:28What?
00:54:30Oh, my God!
00:54:31Chris, that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my entire life!
00:54:36Oh, my God.
00:54:37You are silly.
00:54:38You are so silly!
00:54:40Alright, alright, alright.
00:54:41Okay, okay!
00:54:41I'll stop, I'll stop, I'll stop.
00:54:45Idiot.
00:54:45A lovable idiot.
00:54:50That's my girl.
00:54:53What you looking at?
00:54:55Ah, nothing.
00:54:57Listen, Chris.
00:54:58I need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house.
00:55:02You and Abigail aren't having me.
00:55:05What?
00:55:05What are you talking about?
00:55:07Listen, Abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own.
00:55:10It was literally his dying wish.
00:55:13And as a guardian, I can't let her date a boy like you.
00:55:16What's that supposed to mean? What, I'm not good enough for her?
00:55:19No, you're not.
00:55:20I mean, you get into fights, you sneak into clubs.
00:55:23You were suspended last semester.
00:55:25Abigail is on her way to Harvard.
00:55:27She's out of your league, son.
00:55:43You're done.
00:55:45What's wrong?
00:55:46What if someone sees us?
00:55:48What's wrong with that?
00:55:49What, am I not, do you not think I'm good enough for you?
00:55:51What? No, of course not.
00:55:52It's just...
00:55:53Yesterday, I told everyone that we were siblings.
00:56:00you're right you're right i'm sorry i i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:13see evie i was right they're not actually siblings i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:20since when did you have a sister maybe they're just like really close it's honestly refreshing
00:56:25seeing siblings get along so well abigail is it you think you can steal my man and get away with
00:56:33it
00:56:34not a goddamn chance
00:56:40i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:52oh my necklace
00:56:57that locket
00:57:02oh this
00:57:05two years ago right before i left for england chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:57:10look it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:15he said they're a matching pair just like us and that he would wear every day and that i should
00:57:21too
00:57:21so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:57:24he said that way everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:29love love you forever
00:57:31i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart but
00:57:34i can tell he really means it and you're his sister right you know how he is
00:57:49oh abigail you are dumber than i thought
00:57:52what a basic bitch like you could never take chris away from me
00:57:59it even has a picture of us in it see he would wear it every day and that i should
00:58:04too so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:58:06no no no it's fine chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:16oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her
00:58:20what a joke just wait till she hears the truth
00:58:24what are you talking about
00:58:26you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister
00:58:29we know exactly what's going on between you and chris
00:58:32want to know what you are to him
00:58:34you're a bet
00:58:36a bet
00:58:43yep
00:58:44ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie he's hated your guts
00:58:48you really think he likes you
00:58:50chris has been in love with evie this whole time
00:58:52chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:56he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away
00:59:01oh look you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:59:04yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:19tell me the truth did you make a bet about me
00:59:22you found out
00:59:26listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i
00:59:31answer one more question this locket the person you wear that for are you gonna love them forever
00:59:36and ever right right
00:59:39yeah but yeah but it's okay i've heard enough
00:59:42i hate you chris
00:59:47dude did you tell abigail about our bet you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:52everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:57so i told them we have a bet
01:00:01look i'll go apologize to abigail all right
01:00:04that's on me
01:00:05he said he wants you to help me get settled in
01:00:08you know with me being new here and all
01:00:10i don't know where anything is
01:00:11don't worry bo
01:00:12i got this
01:00:14plus abigail's your sister
01:00:15she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:17your family
01:00:19that's what family is for
01:00:26chris is such an asshole
01:00:28a total fucking jerk
01:00:31i'm in love with that jerk
01:00:32what am i gonna do
01:00:38it was just for shits and gigs
01:00:41so you knew about it too
01:00:42yeah
01:00:44sorry
01:00:47we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:50it's not your fault it's chris's
01:00:53you don't have to apologize
01:00:54it's okay abigail
01:00:56this will be the last time you cry
01:00:59ever
01:01:02damn
01:01:03i thought you had this big crush on me
01:01:05you know i still have the love letters to prove it you know
01:01:08i was just caught off guard
01:01:13abigail will you forgive me
01:01:14we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:17oscar i should be the one to apologize
01:01:21i lied to you
01:01:23chris is not my real brother
01:01:25his father just adopted me last month
01:01:28that's why we've been living together
01:01:31i'm sorry i should have told you
01:01:32so that's why abigail's so special to chris
01:01:35he's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:37he wants her to be his girl
01:01:41wow that's a surprise
01:01:45so um
01:01:48why tell me now
01:01:49i'm sorry oscar
01:01:51thank you for liking me
01:01:53i just
01:01:54i have feelings for someone else
01:02:01ah
01:02:03so
01:02:03so
01:02:04there's someone else
01:02:06well he hurt you
01:02:07didn't he
01:02:08you know
01:02:11i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:02:14is to find someone new
01:02:17abigail
01:02:17i could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:20maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:22that wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:23who knows
01:02:24you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:27i know that's selfish but
01:02:29god
01:02:30i want to give myself one more chin
01:02:36what the fuck are you doing
01:02:44what are you doing
01:02:45getting all cozy with oscar like this
01:02:47what do i just mean nothing to you
01:02:48oh great it's you
01:02:50what do you want
01:02:51tell me
01:02:52who is oscar to you
01:02:54oscar is my crush
01:02:55he's the guy that i like
01:02:57i want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:58what about me
01:03:00what about us
01:03:01bro chris you gotta calm down
01:03:03dude fuck off
01:03:04what are you so pissed off for
01:03:06okay so
01:03:07we messed around
01:03:08we had some fun
01:03:09so what
01:03:10messing around
01:03:11that's all that was to you
01:03:13yeah duh
01:03:13oscar can actually keep up with me
01:03:16do you think i would choose you
01:03:17a loser who cuts class just to pick fights
01:03:19tell me honestly
01:03:21do you actually mean that
01:03:22of course i do
01:03:26chris
01:03:28well fennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:31eves
01:03:31i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:39chris
01:03:39let's go shopping later
01:03:41i need new ballet slippers
01:03:43and there's this really cute pair i've been dying to get
01:03:45sure
01:03:46yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you
01:03:48let's go
01:03:52why am i so sad
01:03:54why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar
01:03:58so there's someone
01:04:00it's chris isn't it
01:04:01nope
01:04:02i absolutely cannot stand him
01:04:05i mean it
01:04:06i hate chris
01:04:07yeah yeah sure
01:04:08got it
01:04:10well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend
01:04:13dinner's on me
01:04:14you don't mind if i'm using you
01:04:16not at all
01:04:18kind of like the brush of it
01:04:29try this
01:04:31sweets for my little sweetheart
01:04:33okay
01:04:40oh wow
01:04:42you guys here on a date
01:04:43mind if we join
01:04:46you're my guest
01:05:02oh wow
01:05:03she's actually allergic to fish
01:05:05my man
01:05:08aww
01:05:09you and your sister really are super close
01:05:16yeah my big bro
01:05:18he loves to spoil me
01:05:20doesn't he
01:05:26let go
01:05:28what was that did you say you wanted some steak
01:05:32here
01:05:32let's get you some steak
01:05:37say ah
01:05:38open wide
01:05:42there you go
01:05:43say ah
01:05:44oh
01:05:45nice
01:05:51i sure do love my steak
01:05:53well let's get you another bite then
01:05:55say ah
01:05:56that's enough chris
01:05:57aww chris has always been so playful
01:05:59am i right
01:06:00he used to do stuff like that to me
01:06:02all the time
01:06:04honestly
01:06:05i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while i was gone
01:06:10i was terrified
01:06:11he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he used me
01:06:22are you full
01:06:24if you're done let's go home
01:06:25hey man uh you take evie home i'm gonna take my sister
01:06:28you know what actually
01:06:30i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:33oscar
01:06:34didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub
01:06:37you know the one that your friend works at
01:06:40abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:42so trust me i'd know
01:06:44let's go home
01:06:49let's go home
01:06:50no thank you
01:06:51i think that you should take evie on a really sweet date
01:06:54and i'm gonna hang out with oscar for the night
01:06:57i said let's go home
01:06:59chris you're scaring abigail
01:07:02come on oscar let's go
01:07:07well just me at home the night eves
01:07:09uh want to come over
01:07:10of course
01:07:24abigail
01:07:25you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:26don't tell me i snuck you in here for you to sit there and sulk
01:07:30i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now
01:07:33your boyfriend's right here and you're talking about another man
01:07:37you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:42bottoms up
01:07:43come on
01:07:44this is fun
01:07:45but we uh we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:47the cops show up we're busted
01:07:52fuck
01:07:53cops are here we gotta go
01:07:59oscar
01:08:04wow
01:08:05i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:08:12how's it taste
01:08:14do you want to try
01:08:18fuck fuck fuck
01:08:21god please what is happening
01:08:24get out of the car
01:08:25why
01:08:26i have to go look for abigail
01:08:28chris i don't get it you asked me to come over didn't you
01:08:32come on let's have some fun
01:08:34oh cut the act already
01:08:36we both know there's nothing between us
01:08:38and why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of abigail
01:08:42i didn't know i i was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:46she is not my sister
01:08:51now get out
01:09:01and you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:09:04i only let you get away with it before because i didn't like anyone but that's changed now
01:09:08so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:09:10if i hear one more stupid rumor i'm gonna expose the truth
01:09:15in front of everyone
01:09:20fuck
01:09:22oscar
01:09:23two miners right here
01:09:26stop right there
01:09:29shit
01:09:29i can't let my mom find out i was at a club
01:09:32she'll freeze my cart
01:09:33she'll confiscate my car
01:09:38oscar wait
01:09:43i'm gonna need to see some idemis
01:09:50abigail
01:09:58damn brant
01:09:59come on let's go
01:10:00stop right here
01:10:04and go go go go
01:10:05go
01:10:05let it go
01:10:07let go
01:10:10run run run run go go
01:10:31we must have gone in here let's go
01:10:52why did you show up at the club i thought you were taking evie home
01:10:55hey you pushed me away first you don't get to play the victim now
01:11:01damn it abs i just i can't stay mad at you
01:11:16it's so cramped in here why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy
01:11:23oh
01:11:24oh
01:11:25oh nice
01:11:26i'm gonna stop
01:11:29okay wait so what about you and oscar didn't you guys just make it official
01:11:34he's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:36wait wait what sorry come again
01:11:39i asked oscar i asked oscar to be my fake boyfriend okay happy
01:11:43uh no actually not at all explain
01:11:46chris you're committed to loving evie forever so why do you keep playing with me
01:11:54loving evie when did i ever say that
01:11:57the locket the necklace that's for couples it's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever right
01:12:04it's proof that you love evie
01:12:07this
01:12:15it's not it's not evie
01:12:17nope
01:12:19so that's
01:12:19my mom
01:12:21she's beautiful
01:12:22so you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace
01:12:26no that's not it because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you
01:12:30within three months
01:12:31so of course i don't believe that you actually like me
01:12:33i never said the bet was about making you fall for me the bet
01:12:36what what was it about
01:12:39it was about us getting into harvard i bet oscar that i would get into harvard over you
01:12:45harvard
01:12:50fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something i didn't even do
01:12:55now that we both know you've been a bad girl
01:12:57i think it's time you finally get punished the way you deserve
01:13:02and what punishment would that be
01:13:05chris what are you doing let me down
01:13:07the more you fight it the worse it's gonna be
01:13:12what are you doing
01:13:15punishing you
01:13:30don't do that again using another guy to make me jealous i can't stand it
01:13:36you're mine abs no one else's
01:13:39okay i'm yours
01:13:56you're playing with fire
01:13:59don't hold back
01:14:00i can handle anything you give me
01:14:20i can't run fast enough
01:14:32Love can't pick up the pace
01:14:34People run towards love
01:14:36Call my cause a craze
01:14:37Let's be real some true love
01:14:40Is really just a face
01:14:41Heard it all before
01:14:43Y'all just need a score
01:14:45Don't want it anymore
01:14:46Can't take it no more
01:14:48Love or I adore us
01:14:50Yes and I am sure
01:14:52Because love is war
01:14:54You taste even better than last.
01:15:01Be careful
01:15:02You might get addicted
01:15:22Good morning princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris remember you can't sleep in today
01:15:29You've gotta
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail
01:15:38Didn't I? She is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault. If you want to be mad at someone
01:15:42Be mad at me. I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:44You like Chris?
01:15:47Yes. I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really? Him?
01:15:51What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:54I mean sure he inherited my handsome face but other than that
01:15:57That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:02In a year you're gonna be at Harvard
01:16:04You're gonna meet a boy who treats you right
01:16:06And can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:08Seriously dad? I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12And she's made me change my ways
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them
01:16:15I think I'm gonna get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm gonna become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there
01:16:31But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:41All right Chris you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49God damn dad can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59So you fell for me first son
01:17:01That's pretty bold you're crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:06Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:12Fine I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:14Now I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard
01:17:28Became husband and wife
01:17:30Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day I fall in love with him all over again
01:17:38I don't remember
01:17:39We are well with you guys
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