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00:10I'm Jim Jefferies, welcome to the 1% Club, the show that brings the nation together as we
00:15celebrate our shared stupidity. Get a question wrong and you're out, but get them all right
00:21and you can take home up to $100,000. We have a hundred players, let's have a check.
00:36Priscilla. Hi. G'day Priscilla. How are you? I'm very good, thank you. I'm at work, a bit busy,
00:41how are you? Yeah, pretty good, just chilling, hanging out with you. What made you come on the
00:45show, Priscilla? I've actually blown my own mind when I watch it because I get quite a few questions
00:52right that I wouldn't think that I would. What would you do with the money? Well, hair, lashes,
00:57nails and brows are really expensive, so I'm going to spend it on that. You look like you've already
01:01spent the money on that. Yeah, but consistency is key. Well, I think you've done a good job
01:07depending on how old you are. How old do you think? Take a guess. Take a guess. What is it
01:13with women going? Be careful. Can I guess how much you weigh first? Yeah, go for it. You're in
01:21your 20s. Yeah. I'm going to go 28, 29. 33. Nearly 33. Well, you weren't in your 20s. I know.
01:29If you're
01:30not in your bloody 20s, and obviously I'm going to lowball it because I don't want to be mean. I
01:34thought you looked bloody 40. Thank you. Love you. Thanks, Priscilla. Jerry, how you doing, mate? Where are you
01:43from? Cool, thanks. I'm from Sydney. What would you do with the money, mate? I'd go to Turkey
01:47and get a hair transplant. Put your head down a little bit so you can get it on the camera.
01:50The person behind me can see, for sure. Okay. Has he got a patch? A little bit. A little bit.
01:56See? How old are you, Jerry? 33. 33. I got my first hair transplant around the side of
02:02the page, actually. I've only ever had one. Yeah. All right. Well, good luck then. Thank you.
02:07Karen? Yes. Jim? What would you do with the money? I think I'm going to buy
02:12a massage chair with zero gravity. Okay, that's not a thing on Earth. You understand
02:19that, right? There's nothing in the world that is zero gravity. We always have gravity.
02:25That's the new one, Jim, and it comes with the hot stone massage. Oh.
02:30Which is the best of both worlds. You're batshit crazy, Karen. Karen, you here with anyone?
02:37Yes. I'm with my daughter, Ida. Oh, hello, Ida. G'day, Ida. You're Karen's daughter?
02:44I sure am. Has she always been like this? I want to say no.
02:52All right. Well, good luck to both of you. Thank you.
02:55All right. We've met our players and don't forget you can play along at home. All you
02:59have to do is download the app or just say the answers out loud in your living room.
03:02Now, here's how the game works. This show is not about what you know. It's about how
03:09you think. 1,000 everyday Aussies have had a crack at each of tonight's questions. Based
03:15on their answers, we've ranked them from the easy questions that 90% of the surveyed people
03:19answered correctly, all the way to the tough questions that only 1% of the people can get
03:24right. Are you good enough to join the 1% Club? Play along and find out.
03:33OK, if you're playing at home, good luck. For those of you here in the studio, we're giving
03:38you $1,000 each to start with. Get a question wrong and you're out. But get to the end and
03:45answer the 1% question correctly and you can take home up to $100,000. Let's get started.
03:55This is the 90% question. Which of these Scotsmen is not quite right? You have 30 seconds to
04:07answer and your time starts now.
04:16I tell you what, if the bloke on the left's kilt was any shorter, you could see his deep-fried
04:20mars bark and his hag- hag-is-sis-sis-sis. Hag-i- hag-it- hag-is-
04:26testicles.
04:35Five seconds.
04:41OK, time is up. Let's see who got it right.
04:57Two people out. If your light is off, you are out. Let's have a look at the answer.
05:04The answer is, of course, C. The last Scotsman has an extra leg. I don't know if he is Scottish,
05:11she looks Tasmanian to me. We lost two people.
05:16Oh, my goodness, Donna. Donna, what happened? What happened? What happened?
05:21I just went for the boy with the bow tie. I thought it wasn't quite matching.
05:26I'm sorry, I didn't suit that leg.
05:30My kids are going to kill me. Oh, my God.
05:33How far did you think you were going to go?
05:35I thought I'd get past the second.
05:38You were wrong. You were very wrong.
05:40I'm so embarrassed.
05:41Thankfully you're not alone because we have our mate Jonathan here.
05:45Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan.
05:47I don't want to look in your pants because you might think that bloke looks normal.
05:50All of them were not right.
05:53Jonathan, are you a New Zealander?
05:55Yes, I am.
05:56Yeah, we can't expect him to get questions like that right.
06:01In New Zealand, that's a 5% question.
06:06Well, mate, it was nice talking to you.
06:09Won't be doing it again.
06:10You're out, Jonathan.
06:11I have to speak to someone now who got it right.
06:14Jacob, do you want to tell Jonathan and Donna how you came to the answer?
06:19What happened then?
06:19Well, I sort of looked at the colours of the kilts and then when I was looking at that,
06:24I was like, oh, that guy's got three legs.
06:26So I did that one.
06:27That really tipped it off for you.
06:29Yeah.
06:29What would you do with the money, mate?
06:31Um, trying to go back to Edinburgh Fringe and it's getting damn expensive.
06:36So, yeah.
06:37You're a comedian or you like to go...
06:38Oh, you're a stand-up comedian.
06:39I'm a stand-up, yeah.
06:39I've been to the Edinburgh Fringe.
06:41I did it, I don't know, six, seven times or something like that.
06:43Best memories of my life.
06:44Oh, it's the best time.
06:45Happiest time of my life.
06:46I'm serious.
06:46Playing the Edinburgh Fringe.
06:47Not like this miserable day.
06:51Well, I wish you the best of luck, mate.
06:52I hope you get to do that.
06:54All right?
06:54Karen, you look like the type of lady you could spot a third leg pretty quickly.
06:58Oh, yes, I do.
07:01I've been training hard.
07:08Now, those of you out of the game, your $1,000 stake goes into the prize pot.
07:13Let's ring it up.
07:19$2,000.
07:21$2,000, but we want more.
07:24Time for the 80% question.
07:30Which of the five vowels is missing from this question?
07:34You have 30 seconds to answer and your time starts now.
07:4526 letters in the alphabet and only five of them are vowels.
07:48That's a serious lack of representation.
07:51Mind you, those five seem to get all the work.
07:55It's diversity gone mad, I tell you.
08:04Five seconds.
08:10Okay, time is up.
08:11Let's see who got it right.
08:25Two more out on that question.
08:28Let's have a look at the answer.
08:30The answer is, of course, A.
08:34Because that's...
08:35That's the one missing.
08:38Tiana, you put AU.
08:40I know, I just lent on it and then...
08:42You lent on it and you put another vowel in.
08:44Yeah, like I was just like, oh.
08:46Yeah, don't believe you.
08:48Everyone else knew.
08:51Except for...
08:52Morgan.
08:53Hi.
08:54Hello, Morgan.
08:56What happened?
08:57You put AU as well.
08:58I did.
09:00Which...
09:00Egg on my face.
09:02What do you do, Morgan?
09:03Not a great question.
09:04Go out.
09:04I'm a primary school teacher.
09:08Are you worried that the kids are going to tease you?
09:11Yeah.
09:12Mercilessly.
09:12Are you here with anyone, Morgan?
09:14I am.
09:15I'm here with my partner and my sister.
09:17Your partner and your sister.
09:19Where's your partner?
09:20G'day, mate.
09:21What's your name?
09:21Luke.
09:22Luke.
09:23Are you going to marry, Morgan?
09:25Well, we're engaged, so...
09:26Yeah, you've got to follow through with it.
09:28And where's your sister?
09:29Just across from you.
09:31G'day, Hayley.
09:31Hi, Jim. How are you?
09:32How are you doing?
09:33I'm good. How are you?
09:34I'm good. Did you find it easy?
09:36I did, yeah.
09:36You did.
09:37Sorry, Morgz.
09:38Are you upset with Morgz?
09:39I was expecting her to go pretty fast,
09:41so I think I'm surprised more than anything.
09:43You know what I like?
09:43When you name her, you actually take a vowel out.
09:46There's no A in Morgz.
09:48There's no A in Morgz.
09:51Let's see what that does to our prize pot.
09:58We went up two grand!
10:04Who wants another question?
10:06Yeah!
10:07This is the 70% question.
10:13What one-word title of a classic 80s film is this the code for?
10:19You have 30 seconds to answer, and your time starts now.
10:26Ah, the 80s. Movies like Goonies, Stand By Me, E.T., Home Alone, Big.
10:33Back when kids would go missing for weeks and no one noticed.
10:37Now, I take a kid for two hours and they put out an Amber Alert.
10:42But I know how to trick them.
10:45I've stopped stealing kids called Amber.
10:54Okay, time is up.
10:56Let's see who got it right after the break.
11:00Stick around and we'll see who has a shot of winning up to $100,000 on The 1% Club.
11:15Welcome back to The 1% Club.
11:17After two questions, we've eliminated four contestants,
11:20whilst 96 are still competing for up to $100,000.
11:26We left you on the 70% question, which is this question here about the bug.
11:31Let's see who got it right.
11:4911. We lost 11.
11:51I thought that question was a lay-up.
11:54Let's have a look at the answer.
11:55The answer is, of course, Beetlejuice.
12:01Beetlejuice.
12:02Oh, I won't say it a third time.
12:0711. I'm shocked.
12:10Joe.
12:12G'day, Joe.
12:13G'day.
12:13You wrote Green Smoothie.
12:16Yep.
12:18From the classic 80s movie, Green Smoothie.
12:23You never heard of the movie Beetlejuice?
12:25Well, I have, but I never watched it.
12:27Well, you can watch it on your tablet now,
12:29because you're not going to be doing anything for the rest of the game.
12:33All right.
12:33All right, Joe.
12:34It was good having you here, mate.
12:35Cheers, Tim.
12:36But you're out.
12:37Let's talk to someone who got it right.
12:39Elva.
12:40Hello.
12:40G'day. That's a fun name. Elva.
12:42Yes, I got Elvis a lot growing up.
12:44Yeah.
12:45And Alvin, Elvira.
12:46All right.
12:47Well, have you got any hobbies?
12:48I do.
12:49I'm a leaf blower.
12:53A leaf?
12:54Like, are you a gardener?
12:55I do not.
12:56I actually can make a tune out of a leaf.
12:59Can we see this?
13:00Well, do you want to do it with me?
13:01I've got two.
13:03All right.
13:03If you teach me.
13:04All right.
13:05Okay.
13:06So what do I?
13:07Oh.
13:07Fold it in half.
13:08Okay.
13:09And you give it a slight squeeze and you blow through the stem of the leaf.
13:16All right.
13:17All right.
13:18Where do I go?
13:25Yeah.
13:25All right.
13:26All right.
13:26I think.
13:28All right.
13:29Okay.
13:30One more go.
13:31Okay.
13:31One more go.
13:33Four, four.
13:34Five, four, four, five.
13:44well done
13:46I used to have a real career you know
13:52all right we lost some players let's have a look at the prize pot
13:55ring it up
13:59now we're getting some money
14:01we're getting some money but we've got enough money
14:04here is the 60% question
14:10which of these patterns will take you to an Australian city
14:15you have 30 seconds to answer and your time starts now
14:26does anyone here remember anset mystery flights
14:29you'd take off on a plane and you'd land in a mystery city
14:35that was always Canberra
14:44five seconds
14:50okay your time is up let's see who got it right
15:06we lost four people out pretty good pretty good we only lost four let's check the answer
15:11the answer is a there you go spells out the word Melbourne
15:18that actual bit there looks like when I try to do a hook turn in Melbourne
15:24Donna Marie
15:25I knew it was one of these ones and I went M-E-L and then I got confused
15:34so I started from E-N-R-U and then I panicked and I just pressed D
15:40you panicked and you pressed D
15:42yeah
15:43if you did D it would be E-N-R-U-O
15:49what town's that
15:52I don't know it was just another embarrassing moment in my life
15:56Donna Marie I've enjoyed talking to you but you're done
16:00bye Donna Marie
16:02Priscilla you're going well
16:04I know
16:04did you think you'd get this far
16:06yeah
16:06you did
16:07yeah
16:07has there been a question where you felt any tension where you've gone
16:10initially for this one I was like oh but I got it in the end
16:14Lena
16:15hi
16:15how are you
16:16good
16:17how are you
16:17good thanks
16:18how are you Lena you are a psychologist
16:22I am
16:22I don't like that
16:24really
16:25because it feels like you're reading me all the time
16:28no I think you're perfect just as you are
16:31you don't know anything
16:33what do you do for fun
16:34sometimes I do when there's a new moon or a full moon I will do a moon ceremony
16:39with either my girlfriends sometimes I get the kids to join in
16:44maybe burn some stuff
16:46maybe cast a few spells
16:48are you a witch?
16:49witches get a bad rap so I don't like the term witch
16:52it's better than me pronouncing it differently
16:54yeah
16:56do you actually believe in spells?
16:57I did when I was single many years ago
17:02cast a spell to find the man of my dreams
17:06and I did find a partner but we're not together anymore
17:12oh well what's he up to these days?
17:16he's sitting right there
17:20Damien?
17:21Damien yeah
17:21um
17:22oh look I don't want to pass judgment
17:25man are your dreams
17:29I said sometimes they work
17:31how many kids you got?
17:33two
17:33two
17:33so uh you have two children
17:35yep
17:36at home
17:36yep
17:37uh who do you think they want to win?
17:43I mean in the divorce
17:47I think they'd like to see a draw
17:51you were the first divorced couple we've ever had on the show
17:57this is the tensest room I've ever been in
18:01all right well good luck to both of you
18:03I feel like you need it
18:05all right we're going to collect all the money from everyone who got it wrong
18:08and add it to the prize pot
18:10meaning it is now at
18:16that's $19,000
18:20congratulations to everyone who's still in the game because you made it to the 50% question
18:24it gets a lot trickier from here on in so I'm going to help you out
18:26okay
18:27you can now spend your $1,000 to buy a pass through to the next round
18:32that money goes into the prize pot
18:34once you spend the money it's gone and you can't use the pass on the 1% question
18:40now for you playing at home on the app you get a pass as well
18:44use it wisely or not
18:46we don't really care about you you're at home
18:49okay let's move on
18:52here is the 50% question
18:58the number 1089 will read 9801 when multiplied by what number
19:07you have 30 seconds to answer and your time starts now
19:19I couldn't do this one I never learnt my 1089 times table
19:24it's stopped at 12
19:25bloody public school system
19:3110 seconds left
19:365
19:41okay your time is up
19:43let's see who got it right
19:58we lost five players there let's check the answer
20:03the answer is 9 9 times 1089 equals 9801
20:129 9 which is what the german backpacker said to me when I asked to buy her a drink
20:189 she must be a drunk 9 drinks
20:22I get that now
20:22I get that now
20:23Ricky you used your pass
20:26I had 9 sitting there as an answer
20:30and then I just went through it went through it and talked myself out of it and just went
20:33I'm not going to be that guy that didn't use it
20:35so I displaced it
20:35yeah well that's what they're there for
20:37that's what they're there for
20:38Priscilla did you get it right
20:39yes
20:40just copy her from now mate
20:42shall we do that
20:43no
20:43it was a guess for me
20:46Jerry you used your pass as well brother
20:48I did
20:48I had 9 selected and I talked myself out of it
20:51numbers aren't your thing
20:53well numbers aren't my thing
20:54words aren't my thing
20:54none of this is my thing
20:55I'm still here so it's alright
20:57you're Forrest Gumping your way through the whole episode
21:00we'll see how much further we get
21:02yeah mate
21:03alright you know what time it is
21:05let's ring up the prize pot
21:11a lot of money
21:13$49,000 let's keep going
21:15this is the 40% question
21:22the ball sits atop this puzzle and cannot move left or right
21:25what is the combined total of spaces you'd need to move each row to make a column of black
21:31so the ball falls out the bottom
21:33you have 30 seconds to answer
21:36your time starts now
21:44a ball that cannot move left or right
21:47that's why I still wear skinny jeans
21:52I like to know where they are
21:56probably in my wardrobe
22:03five seconds
22:08okay time is up
22:10so how many of you are still in with a shot at $100,000
22:14we'll find out after the break on the 1% Club
22:26welcome back to the 1% Club
22:28we left you hanging on the answer to the 40% question
22:32to remind you the question was this one about the ball dropping down the black column
22:37and I can tell you
22:39that 16 people used their pass on this question
22:43was it the right move
22:46let's see how many of you got it right
23:0513 people are out on that question
23:10let's see the answer
23:11the answer is 6
23:131, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
23:19Ida
23:20I know
23:22my mum she beat me
23:24my mum did too
23:28that's why I've got low self-esteem
23:34Ida you're out
23:35Karen you're still in
23:36yes I am Jim
23:38are you happy that you beat your child
23:41well mum knows best
23:43good luck Karen
23:45thank you
23:46let's ring up the prize pot
23:55that's $69,000
24:03let's keep going
24:04it's time for the 35% question
24:10which of these four symbols
24:12will give you the solution
24:14to this progression
24:15you have 30 seconds to answer
24:18and your time starts now
24:25my favourite symbol was the one
24:28they let me play in the school band
24:30one time I went to go inwards
24:32and I went outwards instead
24:33and they demoted me to the gong
24:35I was bad at that too
24:37but I'm not a professional musician
24:40like Red Simons
24:44five seconds
24:50okay time is up
24:52moment of truth
24:53who got it right
25:09we lost six players in that one
25:11two people used their pass
25:12let's see the answer
25:14the answer is A
25:15which is an N
25:18the word is solution
25:20ah Karen
25:23no zero gravity for you
25:26ah man
25:27Karen
25:28you've been a good laugh
25:29you're smarter than your daughter
25:31and you're a very charming lady
25:32and you went to the 35% question
25:34give Karen a round of applause
25:41Priscilla
25:43you've been knocked out
25:44what happened
25:45I know
25:45I'm Devo
25:46just
25:46it's what it is
25:48I just
25:48didn't get it right
25:49but
25:50solution
25:51also makes sense
25:52no
25:52doesn't
25:53give Priscilla a round of applause
25:56everyone
25:58that round
25:59knocked out six players
26:01two players
26:02used their pass
26:03meaning our prize pot
26:04gets even bigger
26:05let's have a look at it
26:11$72,000
26:12do we want more
26:15here is
26:16the 30% question
26:20what is the highest
26:21two digit number
26:22with the letter R
26:24in its name
26:26you have 30 seconds
26:27to answer
26:28and your time
26:29starts now
26:38I always keep
26:40two digits
26:40high up my R's
26:5010 seconds left
26:555
27:01ok
27:01time is up
27:02let's see
27:03who got it right
27:2215 players
27:23out on that question
27:25let's see
27:26the answer
27:27the answer
27:28is
27:2894
27:2995
27:3096
27:3197
27:3198
27:32and 99
27:33do not contain
27:34an R
27:37Thierry
27:38hello
27:39you're done mate
27:40yeah I cooked it
27:41you're done now
27:42you're just gonna have to
27:42rely on your looks
27:43forever mate
27:44hopefully it works
27:45for me
27:45it's good having you
27:46mate
27:4630% question
27:47round of applause
27:48Thierry
27:52oi witch
27:54hello
27:54Lena
27:55you still in
27:56I bet you're surprised
27:57that I'm still in
27:58you've used your pass
27:59yeah
28:00you're white knuckling it
28:01you're still in the game
28:04your husband still has his pass
28:06ex
28:06ex
28:07sorry
28:10it's still a bit fresh for me
28:14we lost 15 players that round
28:17and one person used their pass
28:19what does that do to the kitty
28:25$78,000
28:26$78,000
28:29we keep losing players
28:30the prize money keeps going up
28:32will any of our remaining players
28:34give up their 1% dream
28:35for some fast cash
28:37find out after this
28:38on the 1% club
28:50welcome back to the 1% club
28:53there is still 42 players in the game
28:5522 passes are still left in the game
28:58here comes the twist
29:00if you still have your pass
29:02but you don't reckon you're gonna go all the way
29:05you can leave now
29:06leave the game
29:07and take your $1,000
29:09here are the players
29:10who haven't used their pass
29:16you can take the money and run
29:18it's time to decide
29:36no one took the pass
29:44that means someone might be taking home $100,000
29:48if you still have your pass you can use it up to the 5% question
29:56onwards and upwards
29:58onward the game
29:59here is
30:01the 25% question
30:05if this cube is coloured
30:07so that no faces that share a corner
30:09are the same colour
30:11then what is the minimum number of colours
30:14this cube can have
30:16you have 30 seconds to answer
30:18and your time starts now
30:28last time I heard a question this tricky
30:30I was being interviewed by border control
30:32the question was
30:33mate
30:34can you bend over
30:35and just try to relax
30:38after that
30:39it was pretty good
30:45five seconds
30:51time is up
30:53all right
30:54how did we all do
31:13we lost 16 players
31:1616 players are out
31:18let's see the answer
31:20the answer is three
31:23there you go
31:24the answer is three
31:25because it's three
31:25one
31:26two
31:27three
31:29hey Lena
31:30you must feel like a stupid witch
31:32you are two
31:33brain freeze
31:35that's all I can say
31:36my daughter is going to be so disappointed in me
31:38she just learnt how to solve the Rubik's Cube
31:41so we have cubes all over our house
31:43all over our house
31:44so yeah
31:45I should have known better
31:46I think it is houses now
31:47yeah it is
31:48it is
31:49but
31:49you used your pass
31:51right
31:51you did everything you could
31:53it would be terrible
31:54to get knocked out of this game
31:56and still have a pass
31:58like Damien
32:02Damien mate
32:03yeah
32:03yep
32:04you wrote one
32:06yeah I got it wrong
32:07yeah yeah
32:08that means that the cube would be
32:10all the same colour
32:12I know
32:13Damien and Lena
32:14I'm going to give it up to both of you
32:16both of you
32:17have been tremendous sports
32:18give them both a round of applause
32:25so Luke
32:26just use your pass
32:27yeah just then
32:28just wasn't 100% sure
32:30so I thought I'd take it the safe option
32:31how far do you think you're going to go mate
32:33like use your pass on that one
32:35it's only going to get harder moving forward
32:38yeah I don't know
32:38a bit of luck
32:39maybe a few more
32:40we'll see how we go
32:41all right
32:41I'm going to come back to you
32:42we're getting down to the pointy end
32:44that round we knocked out 16 players
32:47and 7 players used their pass
32:48so
32:50how about we ring up the prize pot
32:57between me and you
32:59I think it's going to get to 100 grand
33:02let's go
33:03the question that only 20% of Australians
33:05could answer correctly
33:06this is the 20% question
33:11how many capital t's
33:14or lowercase t's
33:15has Tatiana forgotten to cross
33:18in her cover letter below
33:19you have 30 seconds to answer
33:22and your time starts now
33:27who's writing handwritten letters these days
33:29handwritten letters
33:31the only things that should be handwritten
33:32unimportant things
33:34like shopping lists
33:35or doctor's prescriptions
33:37like
33:37I need 200mg of lulipta pram
33:42if Michael Jackson's doctor
33:44had better handwriting
33:46he'd still be with us today
33:54okay your time is up
33:57let's see who didn't get it right
34:1510 players are out
34:17ooh that's a culling
34:19at this stage of the game
34:2116 players remain
34:23let's see the answer
34:25the answer is 9
34:27there you go
34:281, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
34:33Tatiana did not get the admin job
34:37but she does have a lovely set of lilies
34:43Felicity you are still in the game
34:45I am
34:46with a pass
34:47I do
34:48one of the elite 8 people in the room
34:50who have a pass
34:52yes
34:53I'm shilling my pants
34:58what would you do with the money
35:00so my wonderful parents
35:03very generously
35:04helped me buy a house
35:05last year
35:05right
35:06so I'd like to try
35:07and pay them back
35:08three questions left
35:09where you can use your pass
35:11yep
35:11that really means
35:12you only got to answer
35:13two questions right
35:14and then you're down here
35:15on the 1% question
35:16crazy
35:17all right
35:17well good luck to you Felicity
35:18this is big
35:19well done you
35:20yes
35:21Elva the leaf blower
35:23Elva the leaf blower
35:25I'll stick to my day job
35:27I'm never going to say this sentence
35:29in the rest of my life
35:30please give the leaf blower
35:32a round of applause
35:39we have 16 players still in the game
35:41let's take a look at what they're playing for
35:49$92,000
35:50how are you doing at home
35:52look
35:53it doesn't really count
35:53if you give yourself two passes
35:55but we're going to give you a pass
35:56not an extra pass
35:57just the
35:57anyway
35:58we'll see you soon
35:59back on the 1% Club
36:10welcome back to the 1% Club
36:12the current prize pot is $92,000
36:15let's get on with it
36:17this is the 15% question
36:22without lifting your finger
36:23trace this arrow pattern
36:25what number will be represented
36:28you have 30 seconds to answer
36:30and your time starts now
36:37if you don't have any fingers
36:39use your stumps
36:40if you don't have any stumps
36:42use the fingers of the person next to you
36:44if they're missing their fingers
36:46and it looks like a recent accident
36:48call an ambulance
36:49and make a small tourniquet
36:52it'll keep the blood in
36:53and it'll remind them to do something
36:57five seconds
37:03okay time is up
37:05who got it right
37:18we only lost two people
37:20thought we'd lose a whole lot more than that
37:22how good are you people
37:24I tell you what
37:24all right
37:25two players are out
37:26let's see what the answer is
37:28the answer is five
37:29so you go that way
37:31that way
37:32that way
37:33that way
37:33that way
37:34to make five
37:36we've got six people still with passes
37:38this is the most successful room we have ever had
37:42you are officially at this stage of the game
37:45the smartest group we've ever had
37:47not the people in
37:48with their lights out
37:49you're dumb as dog shit
37:51this is quite remarkable
37:53Jacob our stand-up comedian
37:55how you doing mate
37:56yeah pretty good
37:57hey Jacob
37:58it also says here you went to clown school
37:59uh yeah
38:00it's basically just a theater school
38:02where an old French man yells at you
38:04and tells you you're not funny
38:05what's your clown name
38:06uh they never gave me one
38:07well you don't give yourself your clown name
38:10nah it gets a sign
38:11what's the angry French man's name
38:12uh Philippe Golière
38:13Philippe Golière
38:15yeah
38:15right
38:15and Philippe Golière
38:17names all the clowns of the world
38:19all the clowns he teaches yeah
38:21so you turn around
38:23and then he bangs his drum
38:25and then you try and
38:26you jump and you say boo
38:28you try and scare him
38:29and then he tells you what you look like
38:31and what your name is
38:31and you get a costume and a name
38:33and so you turn around
38:34and he goes floppy mop
38:36yeah
38:36exactly
38:37yeah yeah
38:38mate you still got your pass?
38:40uh yeah
38:41I shouldn't have favourites
38:43and I don't
38:43okay
38:46Morgan
38:46you have a clown phobia
38:48yeah I do
38:49you might be on the floor
38:50with this guy soon
38:53maybe
38:53how does that clown phobia
38:55take place
38:56what happens?
38:57um
38:57well it started when I was little
38:58I just didn't like
38:59we had a local clown
39:01his name was Coco
39:02I grew up with a Coco the clown
39:04it was Coco and Frank
39:06they were their names
39:07yeah
39:08Frank
39:09Frank
39:10the French guy didn't put much effort
39:12into that did he?
39:13no
39:13the French guy was like this
39:14I'm going to bang on the drum
39:16you tried to scare me
39:17donk donk donk
39:20Frank
39:22alright well good luck to ya
39:23thank you
39:25we said goodbye to two players
39:26that round 14 still with a chance
39:28to play for the prize pot
39:30which is at
39:36that's 94,000 dollars
39:38I'm like 94,000 dollars
39:41let's keep going
39:43here comes the 10% question
39:49Hugh and Rory are playing hide and seek
39:51from Hugh's point of view
39:53Rory is behind the tree
39:54immediately to the left of the second tree
39:56to the left of the tree
39:58three trees to the right
40:00of the second tree
40:01from the left
40:02which tree is Rory hiding behind?
40:05you have 30 seconds to answer
40:07and your time starts now
40:18what this question doesn't tell you
40:20is that Rory is a three year old boy
40:22and Hugh is a hungry pit bull
40:25but feel free to expose Rory's hiding place
40:28if it makes you happy
40:29this is for big money
40:35five seconds
40:41okay your time is up
40:42let's see how you did
40:59seven people are out on that question
41:02here comes the answer
41:04the answer is two
41:06work backwards to find the answer
41:10I've been told that works
41:15fun fact
41:16do you know
41:16you have more chance
41:17of being killed
41:18by a falling coconut
41:19than a shark
41:21true
41:22sharks don't fall very much
41:25Jacob
41:25yeah
41:27we have one pass
41:28left in the room
41:30congratulations
41:35I'm pretty sure
41:36you might be joining us
41:38on the floor
41:38you would have to royally
41:39stuff it up
41:40from here on
41:41best of luck
41:43Morgan
41:43I just met you
41:44and now you're gone
41:45yep
41:46did you have an inkling
41:47you had it wrong
41:47was it a guess
41:48or did you think
41:48you had it right
41:49I knew it was either
41:50two or three
41:51I just
41:53there were too many words
41:54in there
41:55that my brain
41:56was just like
41:56I found reading it hard
42:00everyone
42:00everyone give Morgan
42:01a round of applause
42:02that's a 10% question
42:07let's keep going
42:08seven players are out
42:10seven players remain
42:12this is what they're playing for
42:18$99,000
42:21now it is time for a question
42:24that only 5% of Aussies got right
42:27will you be one of them
42:29this is the 5% question
42:35if you rearrange all the letters
42:37into two new words
42:39where would you find
42:41a schoolmaster
42:42you have 30 seconds to answer
42:44and your time starts now
42:54will anyone make it
42:56to the 1% question
42:57will it be Jacob
42:58Connor
42:59Eddie
43:00Lucy
43:00Mitchell
43:02Anita
43:02or Luke
43:03or will they all make it
43:0710 seconds left
43:115
43:17okay
43:18your time is up
43:19how many of you got this right
43:21what about you at home
43:23are you smart enough
43:24to make it to the 1% question
43:26we'll find out after the break
43:28on the 1% club
43:41welcome back to the 1% club
43:43we only have seven contestants
43:45left standing
43:46and $99,000 on the line
43:48we left you hanging on the answer
43:50to the 5% question
43:52which is this one here
43:54about the schoolmaster
43:57alright
43:57for a shot
43:59at the 1% question
44:01who got it right
44:21we lost five people
44:23that means
44:24two players remain
44:28Jacob
44:29Luke
44:30you got the answer right
44:33and Jacob
44:35you jammy bastard
44:37you didn't even use your pass
44:39yeah I feel great
44:40honestly
44:41I would hate to see you excited
44:44you have $1,000
44:46in your back pocket
44:47mate
44:47that's your money
44:48Luke
44:48you can win
44:49$99,000
44:50Jacob
44:51you could go home
44:52with $100,000
44:54congratulations
44:55congratulations
45:01for everyone here
45:02and for everyone at home
45:03let's have a look
45:04at the answer
45:04the answer is
45:05the classroom
45:07move that around
45:09there you go
45:10eh
45:13and who says
45:14we don't have fun here
45:16congratulations
45:17Jacob
45:18congratulations
45:19Luke
45:19you are the last one
45:21standing
45:22which means
45:23you have a shot
45:23at the 1% question
45:29please
45:31please
45:32join me on the floor
45:44congratulations
45:45Luke
45:45and Jacob
45:46for making it
45:47to the 1% question
45:49Jacob
45:49what does that money
45:51mean to you mate
45:53it's so much money
45:54I don't know
45:55I don't even know
45:55what I do with it
45:56I mean
45:56yeah
45:57on top of Edinburgh
45:58I've had a few ideas
46:00but
46:01Edinburgh Festival's enough
46:02mate
46:02you can buy yourself
46:03some good reviews
46:04you'll be fine
46:05Luke
46:06did you expect
46:07to make it this far
46:08you need a bit of luck
46:09I think
46:10so
46:10yeah
46:11made it here
46:11just got one more
46:12hopefully
46:13your lovely fiance's here
46:15Morgan
46:15did you think
46:16you'd get this far
46:18he would like to think
46:19I would say no
46:20but he
46:20yeah absolutely
46:21he's definitely
46:22the brains
46:23in the relationship
46:23well Luke
46:24what would you do
46:25with the money
46:26do you want to know
46:27the agreement
46:27we had before we came on
46:29was
46:29so I'm one of three
46:30and Morgan's one of two
46:31and with our own kids
46:33I've always wanted three
46:34and Morgan
46:36won't budge on two
46:37unless we won
46:38Tats Lotto
46:38or something
46:39so
46:39this might be
46:40or something
46:46you're going to have
46:47an extra kid
46:47I know
46:48the one we got at the moment
46:49is pretty fun
46:50so a couple more
46:51won't hurt right
46:52alright
46:53doesn't hurt the practice
46:54right mate
46:55by making it to the 1% question
46:57you have won your share of
47:00$10,000
47:01you can leave now
47:03take that $5,000
47:05that's guaranteed money
47:06or
47:07you can take a shot
47:08at the 1% question
47:10and take home
47:11the entire prize pot
47:13which stands at
47:18$99,000
47:20now
47:22you have a decision to make
47:24a big decision
47:25do you take the $5,000
47:27or do you go for the $99,000
47:32take a moment
47:33and think about your choice
47:45make your decision now
47:54they're both playing
47:55ladies and gentlemen
47:56they're both playing
48:04time
48:06for the final question
48:08if you get this answer right
48:10you win up to $99,000
48:13and become a member
48:14of the 1% club
48:16if you get it wrong
48:19if you get it wrong
48:21Luke
48:22you go home
48:23with nothing
48:24Jacob
48:24you go home
48:25with $1,000
48:28here
48:30is the 1% question
48:35if you laid out
48:36all the cards
48:37in a standard deck
48:38of playing cards
48:39in alphabetical order
48:40Ace of Clubs
48:42would come first
48:43which card
48:44would come first
48:46from 6
48:46you have 30 seconds
48:48to answer
48:49and your time
48:50starts now
49:0615
49:155
49:165
49:21ok
49:22your time is up
49:23whatever you locked in
49:24is your answer
49:25your answers
49:26cannot be changed
49:29Jacob
49:31what's your answer
49:32what's mine
49:33I went with the 8
49:34I went with the 8
49:34of diamonds
49:35the 8
49:36of diamonds
49:37Luke
49:388 of diamonds
49:39the 8
49:41of diamonds
49:44is the answer
49:46the eight of diamonds.
49:51Yes!
49:53Please!
49:5749,500!
49:5949,500!
50:01Give it up!
50:02Jake and Luke, they are a member
50:05of the 1% club.
50:07Come in! Come in!
50:09Hug it out! Well done, son!
50:11Get in the little
50:13little done!
50:15Give a round of applause!
50:22Jacob, how do you feel?
50:25Amazing! Yeah, so good.
50:27I can't believe it.
50:28It doesn't feel real. Luke!
50:31It's awesome.
50:33Now I've got to think about another kid though.
50:38But everyone
50:39if I'm playing at home, let's have a look at the answer.
50:43The answer is the eight of diamonds.
50:45It works out this way.
50:47Aces are the first and eights come next.
50:50The suit order is clubs, diamonds, hearts and spades.
50:53So it'd go ace, ace, ace.
50:55Eight of clubs, eight of diamonds.
50:57They already know it.
50:59Congratulations, Jake.
51:00Congratulations, Luke.
51:01You have joined a very
51:03exclusive club.
51:04The 1% club.
51:10That's all we have time for tonight.
51:12We'll be back next time
51:14and see if we can give away
51:15another massive sum of prize money.
51:19This is the 1% club.
51:21I'm Jim Jeffries.
51:22Good night.
51:29They're years apart.
51:31But who's smarter?
51:33It's the 1% club,
51:35Babies vs. Boomers.
51:37Half our contestants will be 18 to 50.
51:39The other half will be 50 to dead.
51:43Let's sort this out
51:45once and for all.
51:46Say what you see
51:47to reveal the name
51:48of a former Australian Prime Minister.
51:51She's the oldest person in the room.
51:53We had someone older
51:55but they didn't make it.
51:57I work at a local primary school.
51:58You like working with kids?
51:59I do.
52:00Well, you can relate to them.
52:01You're 18.
52:02I'm barely a boomer.
52:03I'm only four years older than you are.
52:05All right.
52:06Find out who's smarter
52:08in the 1% club,
52:10Babies vs. Boomers.
52:11Next Sunday on 7.
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