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00:17We should go. We promised we'd help with breakfast, so...
00:21Hey, let's go to your room instead. Your brother's not watching us.
00:25I don't know, Bryce. I'm really not feeling this.
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now.
00:32Hey, just let me stick it out.
00:34What?! Ew, no!
00:35But you've never put out.
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin, Bryce. We talked about this.
00:40And you know what? Morning sex with bad breath and my brother standing five feet away don't exactly turn me
00:44on, okay?
00:46But I thought you were supposed to be a slut.
00:52What? Why would you say that?
00:53It's what everyone says.
00:55Ugh! You know what? We're done, okay? Get off me.
00:59Babe, come on. It's a good thing.
01:01Oh, what's going on? I heard yelling.
01:03You know what? This is all your fault, actually.
01:06What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex-boyfriend.
01:11What the hell, Sundar? Come on, don't be like that.
01:14No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors.
01:18I didn't start those rumors.
01:20Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut.
01:24Hey, for the record, I said I want you to be a slut.
01:27What the fuck did you say?
01:29Don't touch me. Don't touch me, man. Get off me.
01:32Corbin, don't!
01:33No, let go of me. Let go of me.
01:34You know he's gonna tell Coach!
01:37Look, I want to Bryce beat down more than anything.
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place.
01:44But we get into one more fight, man, we're off the lacrosse team.
01:49Hello.
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess-up menage a trois?
01:55Bryce was just leaving.
01:58Stay away from Sumner.
02:01Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:02Half the class is staying at the lake this week.
02:05Daisy Cooper's right down the street.
02:06Go crash on her couch.
02:07Just get your shit and go.
02:18You okay?
02:20You can stop acting like you care about me.
02:22He's gone.
02:23Who says I'm acting?
02:24If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath.
02:27Or you know what? Do.
02:29And then I'll finally be rid of you.
02:45Bryce was supposed to be different.
02:47He was the new kid.
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut.
02:50You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:53No.
02:54You just untied my bikini, so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party.
02:57Okay.
02:57If there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it, I would do it in
03:00a heartbeat.
03:01Um, public humiliation would be nice.
03:04Hey, I can work with that.
03:06That's something.
03:08Look, Sum, I've known you since you were five years old, and believe it or not, you didn't always hate
03:12me.
03:12Funny.
03:13I don't remember that.
03:15I know you're pissed about something, and I know it's more than just me.
03:19You know, the worst part about being called a slut is...
03:21You know, I've never even...
03:27You know what? Forget it.
03:29You don't know anything about me.
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place.
03:34Why?
03:34Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:37I mean, yeah, there's that, definitely.
03:39But no.
03:39Mainly because you're just way better than him.
03:45I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy.
03:47What's his thing?
03:48He got like a huge cock or something?
03:53No.
03:54I mean, I don't know, okay?
03:57I never saw it.
04:00What?
04:01Oh.
04:02Oh, okay.
04:08I was never gonna date Bryce forever.
04:10I was just...
04:11sort of...
04:12Using him for his body.
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it.
04:17I don't know, I just thought...
04:19Spring break, no parents.
04:22I didn't want to go away to college next year without...
04:26You didn't want to graduate high school a virgin.
04:29Well, now I will, thanks to you.
04:31Come on.
04:33I know you have this whole...
04:35Lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on,
04:38but there is no way you can blame that on me.
04:40Oh, really?
04:41Watch me.
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless...
04:47Existence.
04:48See?
04:49There.
04:50Easy.
04:51You were with Bryce for like four months.
04:53Why didn't you just do it then?
04:56Because...
04:56Because, I don't know, it just didn't feel right.
04:59Or good.
05:04What?
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line.
05:11Just never had that problem, so...
05:13Aren't you special?
05:16Oh, believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good.
05:20Well, you know what?
05:21Maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time.
05:23I mean, half the school's here, I can just pick someone and get it over with.
05:27No.
05:28No, what?
05:29No, your first time needs to be with someone special.
05:34Someone who sees you.
05:35I've been on the way, John.
05:40You know what?
05:44Yeah.
05:45You've got a little bit of time, but...
05:46Number one.
05:55You've got a good deal.
05:56No, no.
05:56I could never mind if a bitch has been there.
05:57No, no.
05:59No, no.
05:59No, no.
05:59No, no.
06:00No, no.
06:02No, no, no.
06:04to kill each other you know nothing nothing new she must not be trying too hard because for a
06:10second there it seemed like you were catching feelings feelings me dude come on i don't do
06:17feelings and especially not for my sister i mean you'd never do that to your best friend right
06:24no of course not i mean she's like my sister too bro come on
06:41you're never gonna win like that definitely not now that you're here
06:49you gotta slow it down and feel it out every game is different but that's kind of what makes it
06:54fun
06:58what is figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:07it's a score and feel good while doing it
07:13i have a feeling you're not talking about the game are you look if you want to lose your virginity
07:20before you graduate and you want it to actually feel good you should let me be your first time
07:28adam would never forgive us he leaves a day early we could do it then just a one-time thing
07:33adam is your best friend and he's my brother you really want to jeopardize that why are you even
07:39suggesting this maybe i owe you one
07:43you can't even make me feel good standing in a room together sex with you would be like
07:49like the dentist painful awkward and gag-worthy i don't mind a little gagging
07:57look the way i see it we would round the bases before we took it home what does that mean
08:06well first i i'd kiss you
08:15i'd make it feel like it actually means something because it does
08:20and then i would slowly touch it everywhere except where you wanted it most
08:31and then when adam leaves we take it home
08:41hey son do you want a tan
08:47whoa and what's going on here nothing i had something in my eye
08:54mm-hmm you didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now get your mind out of the gutter
09:00yes let's tan i'll i'll get changed
09:04let's go
09:12step in on your roller coaster going down but i never felt this high biggest ride of the century
09:32you want some help i'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings thank you all good
09:40i wasn't thinking about that anyway
09:46sit back relax enjoy the view
10:00i didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy
10:05oh well these aren't just any feet are they
10:09you know what if you can't make me feel good
10:12i'm not gonna want to sleep with you okay that's a good question um
10:17i guess we have a little bet on our hands then don't we yeah and when you lose you need
10:25to totally
10:26humiliate yourself okay i can come up with something but i'm not gonna lose so i'm
10:32have a deal do your worst so you can stand enthusiastically
10:44time to suffer
10:55yeah you know what no i'm not doing the ice plunge what's wrong some you scared i'll beat your record
11:00all right fine time to make you suffer montgomery
11:05all right in three two one
11:21up to the shoulders
11:24breathe oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh god
11:27oh give up some sunshine's calling your name oh
11:30fuck off corbin oh my god oh my god oh my god oh what are you doing what are you
11:36doing dude what
11:36the hell oh just conserving heat really in front of my brother you can get out anytime i
11:42would gladly take the wind oh never
11:46that's what i thought
12:10you know i could actually get used to this me too the water's feeling nice and warm i wasn't talking
12:16about the water
12:20you know i can't trust anything you say right now that you want to get my pants
12:27you remember that game we used to play when we were kids we'd pretend to be like wizards and monsters
12:32and whatever yeah and you were a troll i was a knight thank you very much but you remember what
12:41we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend like when we wanted to talk to each other
12:45for real
12:54i really enjoy hanging out with you like this so
13:00well this is not a game and we're not kids anymore corb you know you can take the win
13:06i give up some wins
13:11weak sauce man
13:18congrats
13:20this whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work
13:24this whole you being nice
13:43still mad at me
13:48does that mean our bets off
13:50after after you let me win yesterday not a chance
13:55you know i want to make you suffer right
13:59how are you gonna do that well i've been thinking you know this is probably harder for you than it
14:06is
14:06for me so if i can get you to quit then i win you lose and you still have to
14:17humiliate yourself
14:19so your big plan is to try to get me to quit
14:24yeah
14:27i mean we both know i'm never gonna sleep with you
14:30but that doesn't mean that i can't torture you
14:35i'm gonna get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit
14:44oh yeah
14:45oh yeah and how are you gonna do that
14:54oops
14:54oops looks like i spilled
15:09that's a good girl cleaning up your mess
15:11how about i get the rest for you though
15:19you know since our bet's still on
15:23why don't we hit first base what do you say
15:28why not
15:30what
15:31you just gotta trust
15:42right
15:43don't have to be scary
15:46you just gotta follow the light
15:48you're able to be happy
15:53there you two are
15:58oh am i interrupting again
16:00no not interrupting and not again here do you want some
16:03duh
16:05which one slasher zombies or slasher vampires
16:09uh vampires
16:10all the way to started
16:12thanks
16:16you've got to be kidding me
16:18i don't know what you're talking
16:20girl be so for real
16:22adam might be blind but i can see the sparks flying between you two like the fourth of july
16:26well then you should get your eyes checked
16:42adam you want a carpet picnic with me let these two have the couch
16:46sure better sit six feet apart
16:49give me some of that ice cream
16:50come on down some take a seat
16:55what too scared of this one
16:57oh says the guy who cried at the end of friday the 13th
17:01because i was sad she was doing it for her kid
17:04you would sympathize with a serial killer
17:08don't worry i'll protect you protect me from your son
17:36what are you doing
17:37just waiting for the right moment
17:40corbett
17:41what i'm not reckless i'm still opportunistic
17:46my brother and my best friend are sitting my feet away
17:49it doesn't bother me i was thinking maybe second base
17:52you're unbelievable
17:54is that a no
17:58you're insane if you think you're gonna try anything
18:00yeah you sure about that
18:24do you want me to stop
18:40no
18:40no i'm too cute to eat
18:49time for bed i think
19:14oh my god
19:16Are you?
19:18What, you coming here to help me out?
19:20What? No, I...
19:26Like what you see?
19:27No, no, God no.
19:32Excuse me, just grabbing a towel.
19:39Well, I guess my plan's working.
19:42Oh yeah? How do you figure?
19:43It could last 24 hours.
19:45How are you going to survive the whole week?
19:47I mean, I don't mind taking care of myself before the real deal.
19:50I hope you're doing the same thing.
19:52I don't need to. Thank you very much.
19:55Yeah, you sure about that?
19:59I'm going to go use the other bathroom.
20:00Okay, you go do that.
20:08Look at this. Go.
20:10There we go.
20:11So annoying.
20:13Knock, knock, knock.
20:16Hey, party people.
20:18Hey, Daisy. What's going on?
20:21Grace and the other girls are staying in tonight and taking it easy.
20:26I had to leave before I lost my will to live.
20:28So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:31Yeah, he's been in his room all week playing Machine Gun Kelly on repeat.
20:36I broke into Grace's parents' liquor cabinet.
20:39Who wants a shot?
20:40Oh, I'm down.
20:41Why not?
20:42Okay.
20:43Yeah.
20:48You want a liquor?
20:50It's my favorite flavor, summer chili.
20:53I'm okay.
20:54I'm okay.
20:54I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway.
20:58Trust me.
20:59It's so good with vodka.
21:01It's like a pre-chaser.
21:12All right.
21:14For spring break.
21:16Spring break.
21:16Spring break.
21:18Tears.
21:26Let's play a game.
21:29Suck and blow.
21:30Gross.
21:31No, I'm not playing that with my brother here.
21:34Um, sardines?
21:36Oh, yes.
21:37I always love this house for sardines.
21:39Great.
21:40I'll hide first.
21:41Okay.
21:41I need a breather, especially after that shot.
21:57How did you find me so fast?
22:00This has been your spot since we were kids.
22:02I won't tell Adam.
22:04Don't worry.
22:05Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map.
22:08I saw you shooting daggers at Daisy out there.
22:10You saw no such thing.
22:12You jealous?
22:15No.
22:16I'm just worried that you're going to get mono.
22:19Oh, so you're worried about me.
22:27You know you don't need to be jealous, right?
22:43Sit down.
22:44What?
22:45Sit down.
22:49You know, since you won't take care of yourself, I think I have to take care of you.
22:53Take care of me how?
22:57Time for third base, huh?
23:11Well, I found the retainer I lost when I was 12, but no sign of Sumner and Corbin.
23:17I knew this game was stupid.
23:19Let's just call it.
23:21Olly olly oxenfree!
23:39Finally!
23:40Finally!
23:40It's been forever.
23:41How'd you guys not get totally bored?
23:46We had fun sneaking around.
23:49Mm-hmm.
23:50Well, I got sober looking for you two.
23:52I'm going to grab another drink.
23:54Mia, you want one?
23:55Yeah, I'll go with you.
23:58Excuse me.
24:05Sumner, let's dance.
24:07Okay.
24:08Yeah.
24:24You really want to give them this show?
24:28What'd you have in Lent?
24:31Hope you're watching Corbin.
24:32You want this ballet?
24:34Yes, I'm going to dance.
24:35You want this ballet?
24:36You want this ballet?
24:37You want this ballet?
24:37You want this ballet?
24:37You want this ballet?
24:38Turn the music up loud.
24:40A whisper in your mind.
24:43I guess it's free.
24:46Summer cherry?
24:48I can taste it on your tongue.
24:51You did like sneaking around, huh?
24:53It's just a game, Daisy.
24:55Yeah, right.
24:57You're a whore like everyone says.
24:59Whoa, I don't think so.
25:01The rumors are true, aren't they, Sum?
25:03You're a slut, just like everyone says.
25:06You don't get to talk to her like that.
25:08What'd you do?
25:09Let him fuck you in a closet?
25:11Hey, what's going on?
25:13Get the hell out of here.
25:15Fine.
25:16I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway.
25:19Yo, what do you mean by sloppy sec-
25:23Do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:26She was fired up.
25:27She's a dramatic pygmy, Adam.
25:29She'll say anything but good attention.
25:31God, you're always like this, Adam.
25:33You'll choose anyone over your own sister.
25:36Just like you did in eighth grade when you laughed with everyone else.
25:38I wasn't laughing.
25:39Yeah, well, you weren't helping me either.
25:41That's your whole deal, huh?
25:43Just humiliate Sumner and then let everyone at school torture her while you guys just stand
25:47there and watch?
25:48I was defending you back there.
25:51Too little, too late.
25:54You can leave me alone.
25:57Both of you.
26:24Peace out for him.
26:28I'm sorry about Daisy.
26:41I'm sorry about everything.
26:43You want to be more specific?
26:48I'm sorry about that day at the pool.
26:53And I wish you could understand how much I regret it.
26:58And I bet you don't even think about it.
27:02You'd be surprised some.
27:10I used to have the biggest crush on you.
27:16Obviously, I couldn't tell you.
27:17I couldn't tell anyone.
27:18I mean, you're my best friend's sister.
27:29I guess I just acted out.
27:34It's real mature, Corbin.
27:37I was 14, okay?
27:39You were driving me crazy.
27:40I couldn't stop thinking about you.
27:41I couldn't keep my hands away.
27:44So you tormented me?
27:48I took it too far that day.
27:53The biggest mistake of my life.
27:58I lost one of my best friends that day, so...
28:06Want to hand me one?
28:17You know how to do this?
28:20Yes.
28:21You shouldn't go that fast.
28:24Well, I'm hungry.
28:26Okay, but you can't just stick it in and expect it to work out.
28:30Look at that.
28:30Already on fire.
28:33Damn it.
28:35Told you.
28:38I don't know why I keep falling for assholes.
28:44Assholes, plural.
28:52I'm not admitting anything until you do.
28:55What do you mean?
29:00You said you had a crush on me in middle school.
29:07Yeah.
29:12How do you feel about me now?
29:16No.
29:18How do I feel about you now?
29:25I thought it was so obvious.
29:34I really want to kiss you right now.
29:39What do you want?
29:45I want you to take me home.
29:47Do you want to go home?
29:50No.
29:54Home.
30:06Hey.
30:07What's up?
30:08What are you doing?
30:14What are you doing?
30:21Just like you suck, you won't grow up
30:25And I'm getting tired, I'm tired of waiting for you
30:31To make your moves
30:34You can love me better than you
30:38You can love me better than you
30:41All my mind's loving's on my mind
30:44It can do me better, it can do me better
30:48All my mind's everything I like
30:51You can do me better, you can do me better than you
30:58You love me better than you
31:01You love me better than you
31:20What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:23Oh nothing, just about how I won
31:28Carbon Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:31No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game
31:37Well, it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself
31:41I'll show you a treat
31:42Hey
31:46What the hell are you doing?
31:53My best friend?
31:55My sister?
31:56Adam, it's not like that
31:57First Bryce and now Corbin?
31:59Who's next, son?
32:03It's not like that, Corbin and I actually care about each other
32:05Tell him, Corb
32:06Yeah, yeah, Corbin
32:08Tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister
32:11Adam, don't talk like that
32:14Just leave somewhere
32:16Seriously?
32:21We should have never done this
32:24What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:27Hey!
32:29I'm talking to you
32:30I wasn't thinking
32:31Okay, it was a spur-of-the-moment thing
32:34Bullshit
32:34What?
32:35No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:38Okay, just drop it, man
32:39Hell, since we were fucking kids, man
32:41What's your problem?
32:43You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam
32:46I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:51Maybe I'm not the right guy for her
32:52But someday, somebody will be
32:54So you better get your shit together before that day comes
32:56Because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it anymore
33:00Hey, where do you think you're going?
33:01To apologize
33:05I can't believe for one second I thought
33:08Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me
33:11I'm so stupid
33:12You are not stupid
33:14And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner
33:17You should sign me up for some
33:20Addicted to assholes rehab program or something
33:22Listen, you took a chance
33:24And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before
33:27Yeah, well, it wasn't real
33:30It's just
33:32Hormones or something
33:34It was real
33:35I was watching you two all week
33:37It was like
33:38Sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie
33:40Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore
33:42Because
33:43Corbin's still a coward
33:44And
33:45I don't know if Adam's ever gonna talk to me again
33:48He will
33:50How can you sound so sure?
33:54Because
33:57Well
33:59There's something I have to tell you
34:09You scumbag
34:09I know what you're gonna say
34:11I
34:12I cannot believe you
34:13You're such a hypocrite
34:14You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time
34:18What?
34:19I told her everything, Adam
34:22Oh, your sister's best friend, bro?
34:26Corbin's right
34:28If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day
34:29Then you and I should break up too
34:32Babe, come on
34:33Don't babe me
34:34I mean it, Adam
34:36You're being absolutely ridiculous
34:40But she's my
34:42And he's my
34:43Grow up
34:45Wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on, like, double dates?
34:50Just, like
34:52Don't pity A in front of me
34:54Okay?
34:55Thanks for your blessing, Adam
34:56But we won't be needing it
35:00You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me
35:03Mia came to my defense before you did
35:06Sum, come on
35:06You know, don't call me that
35:09How am I ever gonna trust you?
35:11You're just like how you were in middle school
35:13And you're never gonna change
35:28Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:31You know, you've been saying that for years
35:33I don't believe you
35:34No, I was an idiot, okay?
35:35I didn't know what to say to him
35:36So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:39You never stand up for me
35:41No, I was telling the truth
35:42I wanted to apologize to you first
35:46Your words need nothing
35:50Shut up
35:51Takes away
35:53I'm sorry
35:58No...
36:01I'm sorry
36:09He...
36:10I've never had to dragress
36:10Ha...
36:11Think
36:12Think
36:13Another
36:14Think
36:14Think
36:14Think
36:15Think
36:15Think
36:15Have
36:16Horn
36:17Can
36:17See
36:17I don't know, mom. I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:21Yeah, Adam and me are going to drive back together.
36:25I don't know how Corbin's going to get home. He could hitchhike for all I care.
36:28I love you, too.
36:31Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
36:34Adam, are we good over there?
36:35We got this angle crystal clear.
36:37What are you guys doing?
36:38Just live streaming to the whole school. Want to say hi?
36:40No.
36:41Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:44What? What's the main attraction?
36:47I'm the main attraction.
36:48Ow, ow, Corbin! Give us a show!
36:53Shake it, boy.
36:55Oh, my God. I killed both of you.
36:56Come on, don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
37:01No, I do.
37:02Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
37:06I want to be with you.
37:08And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so...
37:14Hey!
37:16Hey!
37:17Hey!
37:17Hey!
37:19Okay.
37:27What do you say?
37:34I want to be with you, too, Corbin.
37:36That's all right.
37:38This is fun.
37:40I'm so happy.
37:43I'm so happy.
37:44Yeah, so I'd like to see my face.
37:45I'm so happy.
37:46Don't laugh.
37:46Hey, I'm so happy.
37:47Hi, my mom.
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