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00:17We should go. We promised we'd help with breakfast, so...
00:21Hey, let's go to your room instead. Your brother's not watching us.
00:25I don't know, Bryce. I'm really not feeling this.
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now.
00:32Hey, just let me stick it out.
00:34What?! Ew, no!
00:35But you've never put out.
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin, Bryce. We talked about this.
00:40And you know what? Morning sex with bad breath and my brother standing five feet away don't exactly turn me
00:44on, okay?
00:46But I thought you were supposed to be a slut.
00:52What? Why would you say that?
00:53It's what everyone says.
00:55Ugh! You know what? We're done, okay? Get off me.
00:59Babe, come on. It's a good thing.
01:01Oh, what's going on? I heard yelling.
01:03You know what? This is all your fault, actually.
01:06What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex-boyfriend.
01:11What the hell, Sundar? Come on, don't be like that.
01:14No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors.
01:18I didn't start those rumors.
01:20Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut.
01:24Hey, for the record, I said I want you to be a slut.
01:27What the fuck did you say?
01:29Don't touch me. Don't touch me, man. Get off me.
01:32Corbin, don't!
01:33No, let go of me. Let go of me.
01:34You know he's gonna tell Coach!
01:37Look, I want to Bryce beat down more than anything.
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place.
01:44But we get into one more fight, man, we're off the lacrosse team.
01:49Hello.
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess-up menage a trois?
01:55Bryce was just leaving.
01:58Stay away from Sumner.
02:01Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:02Half the class is staying at the lake this week.
02:05Daisy Cooper's right down the street.
02:06Go crash on her couch.
02:07Just get your shit and go.
02:18You okay?
02:20You can stop acting like you care about me.
02:22He's gone.
02:23Who says I'm acting?
02:24If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath.
02:27Or you know what? Do.
02:29And then I'll finally be rid of you.
02:45Bryce was supposed to be different.
02:47He was the new kid.
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut.
02:50You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:53No.
02:54You just untied my bikini, so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party.
02:57Okay.
02:57If there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it, I would do it in
03:00a heartbeat.
03:01Um, public humiliation would be nice.
03:04Hey, I can work with that.
03:06That's something.
03:08Look, Sum, I've known you since you were five years old, and believe it or not, you didn't always hate
03:12me.
03:12Funny.
03:13I don't remember that.
03:15I know you're pissed about something, and I know it's more than just me.
03:19You know, the worst part about being called a slut is...
03:21You know, I've never even...
03:27You know what? Forget it.
03:29You don't know anything about me.
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place.
03:34Why?
03:34Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:37I mean, yeah, there's that, definitely.
03:39But no.
03:39Mainly because you're just way better than him.
03:45I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy.
03:47What's his thing?
03:48He got like a huge cock or something?
03:53No.
03:54I mean, I don't know, okay?
03:57I never saw it.
04:00What?
04:01Oh.
04:02Oh, okay.
04:08I was never gonna date Bryce forever.
04:10I was just...
04:11sort of...
04:12Using him for his body.
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it.
04:17I don't know, I just thought...
04:19Spring break, no parents.
04:22I didn't want to go away to college next year without...
04:26You didn't want to graduate high school a virgin.
04:29Well, now I will, thanks to you.
04:31Come on.
04:33I know you have this whole...
04:35Lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on,
04:38but there is no way you can blame that on me.
04:40Oh, really?
04:41Watch me.
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless...
04:47Existence.
04:48See?
04:49There.
04:50Easy.
04:51You were with Bryce for like four months.
04:53Why didn't you just do it then?
04:56Because...
04:56Because, I don't know, it just didn't feel right.
04:59Or good.
05:04What?
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line.
05:11Just never had that problem, so...
05:13Aren't you special?
05:16Oh, believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good.
05:20Well, you know what?
05:21Maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time.
05:23I mean, half the school's here, I can just pick someone and get it over with.
05:27No.
05:28No, what?
05:29No, your first time needs to be with someone special.
05:34Someone who sees you.
05:55Amor, amal?
05:55I was like...
05:55This is my sister and I have nothing left here.
06:03Sorry about anything.
06:03We tried to have the rules there.
06:05You know, nothing, nothing, nothing new.
06:07She must not be trying too hard.
06:10Because for a second there, it seemed like you were catching feelings.
06:14Feelings? Me?
06:15Dude, come on, I don't do feelings.
06:18And especially not for my sister.
06:20I mean, you'd never do that to your best friend, right?
06:24No, of course not.
06:26I mean, she's like my sister too, bro. Come on.
06:41You're never gonna win like that.
06:44Definitely not now that you're here.
06:49You gotta slow it down.
06:51You know, feel it out. Every game is different,
06:53but that's kind of what makes it fun.
06:58What is?
07:00Figuring out exactly what move you need to make.
07:07To score.
07:09And feel good while doing it.
07:13I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:18Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate,
07:21and you want it to actually feel good,
07:23you should let me be your first time.
07:28Adam would never forgive us.
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then.
07:32Just a one-time thing.
07:33Adam is your best friend.
07:35And he's my brother.
07:37You really want to jeopardize that?
07:38Why are you even suggesting this?
07:40Maybe I owe you one.
07:43You can't even make me feel good standing in a room together.
07:48Sex with you would be like, like the dentist.
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy.
07:55I don't mind a little gagging.
07:57Look, the way I see it,
07:58we would round the bases before we took it home.
08:02What does that mean?
08:07Well, first I'd kiss you.
08:14I'd make it feel like it actually means something.
08:17Because it does.
08:20And then I would slowly touch you.
08:27Everywhere except where you want it the most.
08:30And then when Adam leaves, we take it home.
08:41Hey, son, do you want a tan?
08:45Whoa!
08:47And what's going on here?
08:50Nothing.
08:51I had something in my eye.
08:54Mm-hmm.
08:55I didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now.
08:58Get your mind out of the gutter.
09:00Yes, let's tan.
09:01I'll get changed.
09:04Let's go.
09:12Step in on your rollercoaster, going down.
09:19But I never felt this high, biggest right of a century.
09:32You want some help?
09:35I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings, thank you.
09:39All good.
09:40I wasn't thinking about that anyway.
09:46Sit back, relax, enjoy the view.
10:00I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy.
10:05Oh, well these aren't just any feet, are they?
10:09You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
10:12I'm not going to want to sleep with you.
10:14Okay, that's a good question.
10:17Um...
10:18Well, I guess we have a little bed on our hands then, don't we?
10:20Yeah.
10:21And when you lose, you need to totally humiliate yourself.
10:27Okay, I can come up with something.
10:30But I'm not going to lose, so I'm...
10:31Do we have a deal?
10:34Do your worst.
10:36So you can stand.
10:39Enthusiastically.
10:44Time to suffer!
10:55Yeah, you know what?
10:56No, I'm not doing the ice plunge.
10:58What's wrong, Sam?
10:59You scared I'll beat your record?
11:01All right, fine.
11:03Time to make you suffer, Montgomery.
11:07All right.
11:09In three...
11:11two...
11:14one...
11:22Up to the shoulders.
11:24Breathe.
11:25Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
11:27Oh, give up some.
11:29Sunshine's calling your name.
11:30Oh, fuck off, Corbin.
11:31Oh my God.
11:33Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
11:35What are you doing, what are you doing?
11:36Dude, what the hell?
11:38Oh, just conserving heat.
11:39Really?
11:40In front of my brother?
11:41You can get out any time, I would gladly take the win.
11:43Oh, never.
11:46That's what I thought.
12:10You know, I could actually get used to this.
12:12Hmm, me too.
12:13The water's feeling nice and warm.
12:15Oh, I wasn't talking about the water.
12:20You know, I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:23Now that you want to get in my pants.
12:27You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:29We'd pretend to be, like, wizards and monsters and whatever.
12:34Yeah, and you were a troll.
12:36I was a knight.
12:38Thank you very much.
12:40But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend?
12:43Like, when we wanted to talk to each other for real?
12:54I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, though.
13:00Well, this is not a game.
13:02And we're not kids anymore, Corb.
13:04You know what?
13:05You can take the win.
13:06I give up.
13:08Some wins.
13:11Weak sauce, man.
13:18Congrats.
13:20This whole you being nice thing isn't going to work.
13:42You still mad at me?
13:48Does that mean our bet's off?
13:50After you let me win yesterday?
13:53Not a chance.
13:55You know I want to make you suffer, right?
13:59How are you going to do that?
14:00Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me.
14:08So, if I can get you to quit, then I win, you lose, and you still have to humiliate yourself.
14:19So your big plan is to try to get me to quit?
14:24Yeah.
14:27I mean, we both know I'm never going to sleep with you.
14:30But that doesn't mean that I can't torture you.
14:35I'm going to get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit.
14:44Oh, yeah?
14:46And how are you going to do that?
14:54Oops.
14:55Looks like I spilled.
15:09That's a good girl cleaning up your mess.
15:12How about I get the rest for you, though?
15:19You know, since our bet's still on, why don't we hit first base?
15:24What do you say?
15:27Why not?
15:31Not a girl.
15:53There you two are.
15:58Oh, am I interrupting again?
16:00No, not interrupting.
16:01And not again.
16:02Here, do you want some?
16:03Duh.
16:06Which one?
16:07Slasher zombies or slasher vampires?
16:10Uh, vampires.
16:11Oh, hey, this started.
16:12Thanks.
16:16You've got to be kidding me.
16:18I don't know what you're talking about.
16:20Girl, be so for real.
16:22Adam might be blind, but I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July.
16:26Well, then, you should get your eyes checked.
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:44Let these two have the couch?
16:46Sure.
16:47Better sit six feet apart.
16:49Give me some of that ice cream.
16:51Come on down, son.
16:52Take a seat.
16:54What?
16:55Too scared of this one?
16:58Says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th.
17:01Because I was sad.
17:02She was doing it for her kid.
17:04You would sympathize with a serial killer.
17:08Don't worry.
17:10I'll protect you.
17:11Protect me from your son.
17:36What are you doing?
17:37Just waiting for the right number.
17:40Corbin.
17:41What?
17:42I'm not reckless.
17:43I'm just opportunistic.
17:46My brother and my best friend are sitting my feet away.
17:49Doesn't bother me.
17:50I was thinking maybe second base.
17:52You're unbelievable.
17:54Is that a no?
17:58You're insane if you think you're going to try anything.
18:00Yeah.
18:01You sure about that?
18:07Okay.
18:24You want me to stop?
18:28You want me to stop?
18:40No.
18:41I'm too cute to eat.
18:46I'm too cute to eat.
18:49Time for bed, I think.
19:13Oh, my God.
19:17Oh, my God.
19:19You're going to help me out?
19:20What?
19:21No, I...
19:26Like what you see?
19:27No.
19:28No.
19:29God, no.
19:32Excuse me.
19:33Just grabbing a towel.
19:39Well, I guess my plan's working.
19:42Oh, yeah?
19:42How do you figure?
19:43It could last 24 hours.
19:45How are you going to survive the whole week?
19:47I mean, I don't mind taking care of myself before the real deal.
19:50I hope you're doing the same thing.
19:52I don't need to.
19:53Thank you very much.
19:55Yeah, you sure about that?
19:59I'm going to go use the other bathroom.
20:00Okay, you go do that.
20:08Look at this.
20:09Go.
20:10There we go.
20:11So annoying.
20:13Knock, knock, knock.
20:16Hey, party people.
20:18Hey, Daisy.
20:18What's going on?
20:21Grace and the other girls are staying in tonight.
20:24And taking it easy.
20:26I had to leave before I lost my will to live.
20:28So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:31Yeah.
20:32He's been in his room all week playing Machine Gun Kelly on repeat.
20:36I broke into Grace's parents' liquor cabinet.
20:39Who wants a shot?
20:41I'm down.
20:41Why not?
20:43Okay.
20:43Yeah.
20:48You want a liquor?
20:50It's my favorite flavor, summer cherry.
20:53I'm okay.
20:53I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway.
20:58Trust me.
20:59It's so good with vodka.
21:01It's like a pre-chaser.
21:12All right.
21:14For spring break.
21:16Spring break.
21:16Spring break.
21:18Tears.
21:26let's play a game suck and blow gross no i'm not playing that with my brother here
21:34um sardines oh yes i always love this house for sardines
21:39great i'll hide first okay i need a breather especially after that shot
21:57how did you find me so fast this has been your spot since we were kids i won't tell adam
22:03don't
22:04worry adam couldn't find the laundry room if i drew him a map i saw you shooting daggers at daisy
22:09out
22:10there you saw no such thing you jealous no i'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:19oh so you're worried about me
22:27you know you don't need to be jealous right
22:42sit down
22:43what
22:45sit down
22:49you know since you won't take care of yourself i think i have to take care of you
22:53take care of me how
22:57time for third base i'm
23:11well i found the retainer i lost when i was 12 but no sign of sumner and corbin
23:17i knew this game was stupid let's just call it ollie ollie oxenfree
23:38finally
23:40it's been forever how'd you guys not get totally bored
23:46we
23:47had fun sneaking around
23:48mm-hmm
23:49well i got sober looking for you two
23:52i'm gonna grab another drink mia you want one
23:55yeah i'll go with you
23:59excuse me
24:05sumner let's dance
24:07okay
24:08yeah
24:24do you really want to give them this show
24:28what'd you have in mind
24:30hope you're watching corbin
24:46summer cherry
24:47i can taste it on your tongue
24:51you did like sneaking around huh
24:53it's just a game daisy
24:55yeah right
24:57you're a whore like everyone says
24:58whoa
24:59i don't think so
25:01the rumors are true aren't they some
25:03you're a slut just like everyone says
25:06you don't get to talk to her like that
25:08what'd you do let him fuck you in a closet
25:11hey what's going on
25:13get the hell out of here
25:14fine
25:16i don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway
25:19hey what do you mean by sloppy seconds
25:23do you seriously believe anything daisy cooper says
25:26she was fired up
25:27she's a dramatic pick me adam
25:29she'll say anything with the attention
25:31god you're always like this adam
25:33you'll choose anyone over your own sister
25:36just like you did in eighth grade when you laughed with everyone else
25:38i wasn't laughing
25:39yeah well you weren't helping me either
25:41that's your whole deal huh
25:42just humiliate sumner and then let everyone at school torture her while you guys just stand there and watch
25:48i was defending you back there
25:51too little too late
25:54you can leave me alone
25:57both of you
25:58i am
26:14i am
26:15i am
26:16i am
26:25last
26:25peace up everyone
26:28I'm sorry about Daisy
26:41I'm sorry about everything
26:43You want to be more specific?
26:48I'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:53You know, I wish you could understand how much I regret it
26:58I bet you don't even think about it
27:02You'd be surprised some
27:10I used to have the biggest crush on you
27:16Obviously I couldn't tell you, I couldn't tell anyone
27:18I mean, you're my best friend's sister
27:29I guess I just acted out
27:34It's real mature, Corbin
27:37I was 14, okay, you were driving me crazy
27:40I couldn't stop thinking about you
27:41I couldn't keep my hands away
27:44So you tormented me?
27:48I took it too far that day
27:53The biggest mistake of my life
27:58I lost one of my best friends that day, so...
28:07Want to hand me one?
28:17You know how to do this?
28:20Yes
28:21You shouldn't go that fast
28:24Well, I'm hungry
28:25Okay, but you can't just stick it in and expect it to work out
28:30Look at that, already on fire
28:33Damn it
28:34Told you
28:37I don't know why I keep falling for assholes
28:44Assholes, plural?
28:52I'm not admitting anything until you do
28:55What do you mean?
29:00You said you had a crush on me in middle school?
29:07Yeah
29:12How do you feel about me now?
29:16No
29:18How do I feel about you now?
29:25I thought
29:27It was
29:28So obvious
29:34I really want to kiss you right now
29:39What do you want?
29:45I want you to take me home
29:47You want to go home?
29:50No
29:55Home
30:06Hey
30:07What are you doing?
30:09What are you doing?
30:21Just like you suck, you won't grow up
30:25And I'm getting tired, I'm tired of waiting for you
30:31To make your moves
30:34It can love me better than you
30:38It can love me better than you
30:41All my mind's loving, so my mind
30:44It can do me better, it can do me better
30:48All my mind's everything I like
30:51It can do me better, it can do me better than you
30:59You love me better than you
31:01Yeah, you do
31:06You love me better than you
31:08Love me better than you do
31:20What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:23Oh, nothing, just about how I won
31:28Carbon Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:31No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game
31:37Well, it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself
31:41I'll show you a treat
31:42Hey
31:46What the hell are you doing?
31:53My best friend?
31:55My sister?
31:56Adam, it's not like that
31:57First Bryce and now Corbin?
31:59Who's next, son?
32:03It's not like that, Corbin and I actually care about each other
32:05Tell him, Corb
32:06Yeah, yeah, Corbin
32:08Tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister
32:11Adam, don't talk like that
32:14Just leave somewhere
32:16Seriously?
32:21We should have never done this
32:24What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:27Hey!
32:29I'm talking to you
32:30I wasn't thinking
32:31Okay, it was a spur-of-the-moment thing
32:34Bullshit
32:34What?
32:35No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:38Okay, just drop it, man
32:39Hell, since we were fucking kids, man
32:41What's your problem?
32:43You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam
32:46I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:51Maybe I'm not the right guy for her
32:52But someday, somebody will be
32:54So you better get your shit together before that day comes
32:56Because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it anymore
33:00Hey, where do you think you're going?
33:01To apologize
33:05I can't believe for one second I thought
33:08Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me
33:11I'm so stupid
33:12You are not stupid
33:14And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner
33:17You should sign me up for some
33:20Addicted to assholes rehab program or something
33:22Listen, you took a chance
33:24And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before
33:27Yeah, well, it wasn't real
33:30It's just
33:32Hormones or something
33:34It was real
33:35I was watching you two all week
33:37It was like
33:38Sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie
33:40Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore
33:42Because
33:43Corbin's still a coward
33:44And
33:45I don't know if Adam's ever gonna talk to me again
33:48He will
33:50How can you sound so sure?
33:54Because
33:57Well
33:59There's something I have to tell you
34:09You scumbag
34:09I know what you're gonna say
34:11I
34:12I cannot believe you
34:13You're such a hypocrite
34:14You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time
34:18What?
34:19I told her everything, Adam
34:22Oh, your sister's best friend, bro?
34:26Corbin's right
34:28If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day
34:29Then you and I should break up too
34:32Babe, come on
34:33Don't babe me
34:34I mean it, Adam
34:36You're being absolutely ridiculous
34:40But she's my
34:42And he's my
34:43Grow up
34:45Wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on, like, double dates?
34:50Just, like
34:52Don't pity A in front of me
34:54Okay?
34:55Thanks for your blessing, Adam
34:56But we won't be needing it
35:00You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me
35:03Mia came to my defense before you did
35:06Sum, come on
35:06You know, don't call me that
35:09How am I ever gonna trust you?
35:11You're just like how you were in middle school
35:13And you're never gonna change
35:28Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:31You know, you've been saying that for years
35:33I don't believe you
35:34No, I was an idiot, okay?
35:35I didn't know what to say to him
35:36So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:39You never stand up for me
35:41No, I was telling the truth
35:42I wanted to apologize to you first
35:46Your words need nothing
35:51Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
35:52no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
35:52no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
35:52no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
35:52no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
36:01no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
36:17i don't know mom i just want to spend the night in my own bed okay
36:21yeah adam and me are gonna drive back together i don't know how corbin's gonna get home he could
36:27hitchhike for all i care i love you too ladies and gentlemen welcome to the show adam are we
36:34good over there got this angle crystal clear what are you guys doing just live streaming
36:39to the whole school you want to say hi no okay well you're not the main attraction anyway
36:43what what's the main attraction i'm the main attraction oh corbin give us a show
36:53shake it boy i killed both you come on don't you want your girl to know how much she means
36:58to you
37:01no i do summoner marlo i need you to believe me when i say this
37:06i want to be with you and you're right you know words don't always give the whole story so
37:15okay
37:27what do you say
37:34i want to be with you too corbin
37:36i want to be with you too
37:48you
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