00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:37Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:10Let's go!
01:11Cannon! Cannon! Cannon!
01:15Let's go!
01:16Let's go!
01:18Let's go, Eagles!
01:20Let's go!
01:21Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:23Let's go, Eagles!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson,
01:44the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh. Dating either one of them
01:48is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students
01:54are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert,
01:58not a high school football game.
02:01Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:03Yes!
02:04Woo!
02:12Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:24No, I-I-uh!
02:27Damn!
02:28This is so awkward!
02:38No, I-I-uh!
02:42but I don't have time for this.
02:55Connor should be more like Brad.
02:56The crowd loves him and he loves them right back.
02:59He's a narcissist.
03:01I mean, he thinks he's better than everyone.
03:03Come on, let's go.
03:11Oh look, the creepy crawlies are out.
03:14Dreaming about guys they could never get
03:16within their wildest dreams.
03:18As if.
03:24What?
03:27You know, you can't just stand here and be rude
03:30and act like you're better than everyone else.
03:32Babe, better?
03:34I don't just think I'm better.
03:36I am better.
03:38Didn't you see the rankings?
03:40I'm the popular queen.
03:42And you, you're the un-dateable nerd.
03:47Penny, it's fine.
03:49They're just being rude.
03:50Let's go.
03:52What did you say?
04:07Tessa.
04:08Tessa.
04:08Just because you're a vatic whatever doesn't mean anything.
04:12Kaylee rules the school.
04:13Don't you forget it.
04:15You're nothing but a last-piece loser.
04:27No, that's it.
04:29I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS.
04:34What are you going to do?
04:39I'm...
04:40I'm going to change.
04:42Yeah.
04:43I'm going to get to the top of that stupid list.
04:46I'm sick and tired of Kelly's stupid rules.
04:50I'm going to rewrite them.
04:51But what are you going to do?
04:57First, is dating one of the boys at the top.
05:02Who's your target?
05:08Which one's your target?
05:09At least not Connor.
05:11No.
05:12Not Connor.
05:16But Brad's sweet to everyone.
05:21That's it.
05:23Brad's my target.
05:24I'm so excited.
05:25So what's your plan?
05:27First step.
05:29Sexy photo.
05:31Right?
05:32Got it.
05:33Okay, so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number.
05:37Okay.
05:41Okay, tell me if this is too much.
05:44Yes, it's perfect, it's perfect.
05:45Are you sure?
05:46Yes, yes.
05:47Okay.
05:48Ready?
05:50Yes.
05:51Go.
05:54Oh my God, oh my God, listen to me.
06:19How was that?
06:21Is that him?
06:23What are you saying?
06:24What are you saying?
06:28mysterious what's next you'll find out if you if you what do i say next
06:42i have the highest gpa and i don't even know how to send a text maybe if you say please
07:07meet in the boys locker room after school
07:12brad said yes oh my gosh i guess guys aren't as hard as calculus
07:18once i land this date with brad i'm rewriting kelly's rules
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings
07:38she asked for her number she gave her some random digits
07:45no for real though i'm kind of curious how cringe can a straight up bottom nerd get
08:15that's why in the game there's a perfect pass but you didn't see the two defenders coming
08:19up behind you no no no that was accident okay hey what the hell does that have to do with
08:24this anyway okay on the field you only see the end zone not the risk and now you're mocking
08:30someone you don't even know because she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty standard
08:33you're really going to start some shit over some nerd have you lost your mind it's not
08:38about her it's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back
08:41it's pathetic
08:50so fucking angry i almost almost peed myself
08:57cheer up tessa let's not ruin tonight
09:00we need to make a good impression
09:16linda darlene oh muah tessa hi welcome home i'll still be down at any minute
09:35you
09:42oh you know each other already well excellent yeah yeah practically everyone knows
09:52connor vaughn he's like famous at school or something
09:57yeah right back at you tessa you've made quite the impression at school
10:04did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field
10:07i think i actually have a thing for him
10:11fantastic
10:13i could skip the awkward getting to know each other part
10:16now you're not just only friends
10:18classmates
10:20but your family
10:23isn't that fun
10:25what
10:27she's my stepsister
10:30tessa
10:31linda was telling me how well you're doing in school
10:34maybe you can help connor with his grades
10:38what
10:39and uh make sure you keep him off the football field
10:43his last major injury landed him in the icu
10:46okay dad no one needs to know all that
10:48that was forever ago
10:50of course
10:52think of it as a
10:53secret
10:59we're not seriously agreeing to that
11:02are we
11:08yes mr. Vaughn i will take great care of my new stepbrother
11:29oh my god
11:31there's no way people know about my day with brown already
11:40we heard the good news
11:42congratulations tessa
11:43but i haven't even done anything yet
11:47no silly
11:48the entire school voted
11:50and you're officially
11:51the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:56wait
11:56what
11:59what
12:00what stop
12:01what are you guys doing
12:02stop let go
12:03here's your royal necklace
12:05your majesty
12:07oh my god
12:11long may she reign
12:12that's probably the coolest you will ever get to the things
12:15enjoy it while it lasts
12:17okay that's not true okay
12:18you know what i actually have a date with brad dawson
12:33god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth
12:36since when did brad go for awful
12:43dream day
12:45fall fast
12:46crush heart
12:47hmm
12:48hmm
12:52brad's in way better shape than i thought
13:01You?
13:07You?
13:09Are you stalking me?
13:11What? No? No!
13:13What are you talking about?
13:19Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20Yeah, you sent me this sexy, seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:26No, no, no, no, I sent that to Brad.
13:30Wait, why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stamps of your V-card?
13:53I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up, aren't you?
13:59I don't know.
14:08Oh my God!
14:10Oh my God!
14:11Oh my God!
14:12They're everywhere!
14:13No way!
14:14Oh my God!
14:16Oh my God!
14:17Oh my God!
14:19Oh my God!
14:20No no, no, no, no, no, this can't be happening.
14:22Hey, Queen, I'm a huge fan of your work!
14:27I'm the dateable nerd queen.
14:30I'm dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm dateable nerd queen.
14:35I'm dateable nerd queen.
14:36I'm dateable nerd queen.
14:57What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:05Leave you alone?
15:10You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school
15:14by showing everyone my picture.
15:17You asshole.
15:19What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay.
15:31Thanks.
15:33You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it going to take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:44You know Brad Dawson?
15:45The guy on your team?
15:50You're a narcissistic pretty boy?
15:53Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
16:00I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:05What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:20Operation Undert is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:31Head tilt, breathing techniques, and...
16:37Okay, first things first.
16:39Okay.
17:03First things first.
17:04Go to school like this, though.
17:06If you want to attract someone as shallow as Brad, you've got to dress like it.
17:18Look at your eyes.
17:21Not bad.
17:28Uh, look at the next step.
17:31Why don't we go to, go to...
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:39I just saw it.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart race to the roof, Professor.
17:49If you can't even handle touching someone, how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I was just...
17:57Oh!
17:59A rookie like you won't last a second with Brad.
18:05I'll show you a lesson I can teach you.
18:09Oh my god, is he going to kiss me?
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