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Pushers S01E05 Skyfire Episode 5 Engsub
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00:00Why aren't you picking up, ma'am?
00:02Alright.
00:03Yeah.
00:04Calling our morning.
00:06If you're alive, pick up, will you?
00:08And also, if you're alive, ma'am, do you want me to get some milk for you?
00:18You kind regards from fucking...
00:21Oh, what's his fucking name?
00:23From Lenny!
00:24Oh, fuck!
00:25Fuck!
00:26Can't go to Mabel's family, ma'am!
00:28You're him!
00:29You're my second cousin, ma'am!
00:30I'm not your fucking second cousin.
00:32I'm your fucking first cousin, once removed.
00:34Well, we are cousins.
00:36My man is your great man, right?
00:39Yeah, but she's married to her cousin.
00:42Right.
00:42And then my cousin is your cousin's cousin, so I'm...
00:45Your cousin's cousin's your fucking cousin, which is my fucking cousin,
00:48which means I'm your fucking cousin.
00:50I'll be fucked, mate.
00:51It's the fucking thing.
00:53I'm sorry, cuz, but you're gonna have to kiss your teeth fucking goodbye.
00:56Listen!
00:57Listen!
00:58It's my first day, man.
00:59As a legit charity, man.
01:01It's my first fucking day, man.
01:03I'm done with crime.
01:04You are?
01:04Yeah, I'm done with it.
01:05I'm retired, man.
01:06I swear, yeah.
01:07Look, look!
01:08It's a fucking dog with flip-flops!
01:10It's a fucking what?
01:11See you later, cousin!
01:13Take it a bit.
01:14Lovely day out.
01:16I think I'm gonna wash the car.
01:17Sit down, Dad.
01:20I might even check my tyre pressure.
01:22Just sit down.
01:24We never talk about anything.
01:30We bury it and then fill awkward silences drinking tea.
01:55That is cold.
01:59That's because I made it yesterday and forgot to wash it up.
02:03You were right.
02:06Pat and Ewan were using me.
02:11They were cuckoos and I was their tipped.
02:18But it's over.
02:21It's not over!
02:23We're gonna carry on, darling, in loads of space.
02:31And the gummy bears?
02:33I know they're marijuana.
02:35Do they use them bears to hook you?
02:37To control you?
02:39Nobody is being coerced into taking drugs.
02:50Not fit for human consumption.
02:52Are they human, though?
02:57And your friends at the charity?
02:58Well, they also, you know, was hairy.
03:03Tipped.
03:04Hope?
03:05Tipped.
03:06The angry drunk fella?
03:07Brought in to be a tit.
03:10Even the sweet lad with the van?
03:12My neighbours.
03:14Tipped.
03:15Oh, Maz!
03:16Look!
03:16Buns!
03:17Thanks, but no thanks.
03:19Because you have diabetes?
03:20I ain't got diabetes.
03:21Really?
03:23I thought we all had a thing.
03:24I thought yours was...
03:26Yeah.
03:27What about the flapjack man and his mum?
03:29They are gone.
03:32Is my mum here?
03:33Mum!
03:34Mum!
03:35Why do you look like a disgrace you kept candid?
03:41Mum!
03:41Where's your other sop, mate?
03:42Got to find it.
03:44Don't dress like a normie, doing normie work.
03:47Anyways, my mum's nan's cousin Cango just threw me at the back of his van and tried to steal my
03:52teeth.
03:52Why are you claiming us obsessed with me being bits of each other?
04:02We've been fucking about on Lenny Kennedy's turf, right?
04:05We all need to get out of town now.
04:07I might as well tell her somebody's about to get stabbed.
04:10Nobody's going to get stabbed, alright?
04:11We're about to be gone like that!
04:16Like what?
04:17Like...
04:20Like...
04:21That!
04:22Dead!
04:22Harry!
04:23We all love Harry, don't we?
04:25Yay!
04:25Yay!
04:26We love Harry!
04:27Fucking love Harry!
04:28Yeah!
04:29Dead!
04:29Like that!
04:29I think we need to tell him.
04:31Tell me what?
04:32We have been selling spice in addition to your cocaine across Bracklington for the past 33 days.
04:38Surprise!
04:39So, the charity, it's legitimate?
04:43Totally.
04:45We're doing so well, we're actually expanding.
04:53This is so, so fucking bad.
04:56You lot, man, you're not suited to violence.
05:00A nutter who smells like me nan's bathroom carpet.
05:05Aren't you great at Thunberg?
05:07A genuine legend.
05:09And minibus fucking messiah who's way more into minibuses than he is gang warfare.
05:16He is right.
05:18I'm not really keen on gang warfare.
05:20Fucking quitting them, yeah?
05:22K-W-I-T, I'm done.
05:25Fuck off and let me deal by spice.
05:32You! See you!
05:33Dead!
05:34Dead!
05:35Dead!
05:35Mum!
05:36Dead!
05:37Like that.
05:40Mum.
05:41Right, I need to go cos my smoking hot girlfriend is outside.
05:50This was good.
05:54We should talk more often.
05:58Dead!
05:58No more secrets.
06:00No more sneaking around.
06:03Hmm.
06:08I'm gonna need a disguise.
06:27Fuck!
06:28Fuck!
06:30My entire foot soldiers are already watching us.
06:33My mum still ain't picking up.
06:35I need to get to the boozer, man.
06:37Do you talk to my sister?
06:38Yeah.
06:39I get me gun.
06:39Shit, man.
06:41How do I get past the absolute brick shit house, eh?
06:44Yeah.
06:44I have a plan.
06:48I was thinking, we might go away for a few nights.
06:51Soho House has opened a new place at the pumping station in Alpstray.
06:54Is it called the pumping station?
07:00Isn't that a bit old, Matron?
07:05No.
07:06No, it's called Soho House.
07:07I thought we could go there and have sex.
07:10Really?
07:12Great!
07:13Yeah.
07:15Erm, smashing.
07:18So your dad's a bit poor then?
07:22Erm, no.
07:24No, I think he's relatively well off.
07:27Daddy!
07:28Kayla.
07:29Hi, Joanna.
07:30And you must be Emily.
07:32Yes, hello.
07:32Shoes off these.
07:34Daddy's got OCD.
07:36Undiagnosed, but we all know it's there.
07:39There's some house shoes you can borrow just there and that's awesome.
07:42Oh, like slippers.
07:46What?
07:46They're entirely different to slippers.
07:48Are they?
07:50Yes, they are.
07:51They're house shoes.
07:52Anyway, that lamb has been in the slow cooker with half a bottle of Beaujolais since 4am.
07:58I don't like wine-based shoes.
08:01The tannins make my throat tight.
08:03And lamb daddy.
08:04Really?
08:05Oh.
08:06Wow.
08:08Come on ladies, follow me.
08:10Is your dad famous?
08:13I feel like I know him.
08:17He's just got one of those big faces.
08:19Though he did once feature on an episode of Rogue Traders.
08:22Oh yeah, that'll be it.
08:37Ta-da.
08:39Fucking hell.
08:41I look like my nan.
08:42Nah, and you look sexy.
08:44Can you say my nan ain't sexy?
08:46Okay.
08:48So, I've been thinking about how to spare my shit out of money.
08:52You thinking of investing in a pension?
08:54Don't do it fella, it's a fucking pyramid scheme.
08:57Actually, I was going to propose to Carl.
08:59We are going to Liverpool to push on my dreams.
09:03Directing Holly Oaks.
09:04Who the fuck's fucking...
09:06Carl.
09:07My boyfriend.
09:08Fucking hell mate.
09:10Jack gorgeous.
09:11Carl, quiet.
09:12Hey, congrats man.
09:13He works in Sainsbury's.
09:15And, oh, he's extremely handsome.
09:19Does he know you're going to pop the old down when we need no more shagging about?
09:22I don't think so.
09:23Oh, um, how do you think I should ask him?
09:26Just look at him.
09:27Right eyeball to right eyeball and say fancy it.
09:31Marriage and all that shit.
09:34Oh, no.
09:35Sorry ladies.
09:36I thought you were some drug dealer.
09:50Jojo Rabbit!
09:51You know, I don't love that nickname.
09:52It reminds people of the Nazis.
09:54Are you still pursuing the recorder?
09:55No, I'm just carrying it round as an accessory.
09:58I've got my grade two tomorrow.
10:00Hello.
10:01I'm assuming that you're Jo's sister and not a tiny little waiter.
10:10So tell me, how did you guys get together?
10:13I love a meet-cute.
10:14Emily works for my charity.
10:16Just don't tell the boss.
10:20But I am the boss.
10:30It's my charity.
10:32Wait a minute.
10:33How about you two?
10:36How did you meet?
10:38Well, it was at my gym.
10:40Weights weren't the only thing you picked up that day.
10:43I also picked up her number.
10:49April 2013, Gangland Boss's daughter kidnapped.
10:55And two months later to the day, he made me Mrs. Lenny Kennedy.
11:02You all right?
11:05Sorry, um, went down the wrong hole.
11:14Lenny Kennedy's her old man.
11:17Don't worry, love.
11:18I'll get El Ramelee out of this mess.
11:23Did you, um, take his name?
11:27Yeah, we're sticklers for tradition in this house.
11:30Tradition and 45-second cold water showers.
11:34It's straight to the point, efficient, and the environment wins.
11:38I took Mummy's name.
11:40Don't mention that fucking whore, Mummy!
11:43Princess, put me off my ta-ta.
11:48Right, well, okay, now I think we're ready for the family talent show.
11:54Hey!
11:57Sorry.
11:58What?
11:59What?
11:59My little dumpling.
12:01Meine Liebling.
12:03You're my little choochie face.
12:09My coochie-coochie-woochie little choochie face.
12:14Every time I look at you, I sigh.
12:19And you're my little teddy bear.
12:23My lovey-lovey-dovey little teddy bear.
12:26My lovey-lovey-dovey little teddy bear.
12:31And you're my little teddy bear.
12:32We get in there, keep her heads down and we'll wait for man.
12:34We get Daphne, lie to Leo, leave Brat forever.
12:44let's help the world is ready for you and Netta and Nelson Abbey just a couple of 86 year old
12:52ladies
12:53right listen if they tackle us strangle me your stockings okay
13:08look at that what a twat
13:13move it Nanelie's in there you go love yeah carry up to you all right no problem mind how you
13:20go yeah
13:21we need to pull a nip out bless them
13:30Perry you in the usual
13:37all right ma'am
13:46bingo me other stock
13:51oh no me stock
14:10I'm not being saved by a bastard grass
14:14how long have you been here
14:18none of your fucking business has that bastard cooked me bacon because it smells like a fucking ass
14:24why right here
14:27has that bastard cooked my bacon just tell me
14:30together we're an
14:33oochie coochie
14:34oochie coochie
14:36oochie
14:37coochie
14:38oochie coochie
14:40choo-chee
14:41peee
14:45oh
14:46I thought you'd fallen in
14:48fallen in
14:49daddy I find your comment quite ableist actually
14:51oh my sincerest fucking apologies
14:53well you're next
14:55says our guest
14:56really
14:58please
14:58please shake the floor
14:59go on then yeah show us your skills
15:01um
15:02okay I've got one
15:04say
15:06tongue twister
15:08oh
15:09hmm
15:09how
15:11much
15:12foot
15:13could
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15:49foot
15:49foot
15:49It's your flat tire.
15:51Aww.
15:52Yeah, yeah, you did actually. Thanks.
15:57My turn, Daddy.
15:58Yeah, please.
16:07She does this a lot.
16:08Small bladder, it's part of her disability.
16:11Hooray!
16:22Stop moving!
16:24It's the new damage from the busted MS.
16:28Wait, you stop shaking!
16:30It's my bastard TP.
16:34Fucking hell, someone's gonna lose her finger.
16:45I'm off to fetch me makeup.
16:47Don't!
16:51Where do you think you're going?
16:54I need some air.
16:57I feel a bit queasy.
17:01Right, well, don't puke on my gravel.
17:04Absolute nightmare to clean, is that?
17:19Hey!
17:22I'll have to clean those fucking house shoes now.
17:26Sorry about that.
17:29Just leave them there and get another pair when you come in.
17:47I can't believe that worked.
17:50They've gone.
17:51So, what now?
17:52We'll keep a low profile, right?
17:54And we'll wait for Mum.
17:55We should definitely keep our heads down.
17:58Yeah, yeah.
17:59Default.
18:00Default.
18:16Default.
18:17Every now and then I get a little bit nervous.
18:20Like the best of all the years have gone by.
18:23Tired around my eyes.
18:26Every now and then I fall apart!
18:28Wait, wait, wait, what?
18:29What?
18:30We did a good bit too early.
18:31What?
18:31We did a good bit too early.
18:33Oh.
18:37You know what?
18:38I'm going to have to leave BRAC again.
18:40Good this time.
18:41Are you going to tell Leo?
18:43I could just tell everyone I've died and that's why I'm not around anymore.
18:47Oh, I didn't know Women's Institute was meeting today.
18:51And, er, what can I get for you two lovely ladies?
18:55Er...
18:59I'm off to, erm...
19:01Not here.
19:07I guess you want to know I'm dressed like Nora Butter.
19:11Can I tell you later?
19:13Cos, well, erm...
19:16The thing is...
19:18I love...
19:20How you are with Dwayne.
19:22Right, right, yeah, me too Mum.
19:23Yeah.
19:24And...
19:27My brother...
19:28If I were to go away again...
19:34Would you just come with me?
19:55Fuck!
19:58Oh, fuck.
20:01Anyone for Cheesecake?
20:09They can take away the crime, but they'll never take away the memories.
20:13Rampton High Security Hospital.
20:15Remember when you found that razor blade in the mashed potato?
20:18Dovegate.
20:19And full suttin'?
20:20Full suttin', yeah.
20:21That guy with mental health came at you with his kettle.
20:24Full of sugar, yeah.
20:25He was gonna throw it all over you.
20:26All over me head?
20:27Cos the sugar sticks...
20:27Yeah, and it burns your face off, right, but...
20:30He'd forgotten to put water in.
20:32Came out like a brink of treacle.
20:33You need to tell him the truth.
20:36I will.
20:38You do it then.
20:40Yeah.
20:41Thanks a lot.
20:42I was doing emigrant's podcast school.
20:49I told them that you started the fire.
20:55That's why I didn't get into trouble.
21:01I know.
21:04I've always done.
21:06Look, it's fine.
21:07If it weren't that, I would've been done for something else.
21:12Killing a dog or something.
21:15I killed a dog when we were nine.
21:18And you were right.
21:20We should stop now.
21:23Go legit.
21:26Before someone gets hurt.
21:29Hey!
21:30Hey!
21:30You found me, ma'am!
21:32You all right, ma'am?
21:33Hey!
21:34Yeah, she's all right.
21:35Nice one.
21:36Yeah, she's all right.
21:37Er, bud, cut on it, ma'am.
21:39Please?
21:40As you're asking.
21:41Yeah, yeah.
21:41Vodka tonne.
21:42Maz, mate.
21:43Vodka tonne from your mum.
21:45Thanks, mate.
21:46I'll be right ahead.
21:49No.
21:49What's that then?
21:50Suicide attempt?
21:51No.
21:52I'm a kidnapped.
21:54That's a suicide attempt.
21:572004.
21:572022.
22:03And you won't believe this.
22:08Joe's dad is Lenny Kennedy.
22:14Who's Joe?
22:15Thanks, mate.
22:16Your job?
22:17Posture.
22:18No.
22:20You're fingering Lenny's kid.
22:23No.
22:24We're not fingering person.
22:28Lots of cuddling.
22:31How's that count?
22:34No!
22:36No!
22:39No!
22:40No!
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22:44No!
22:46No!
22:47No!
22:48Oh, fuck!
22:49I should've just shot him with Daphne!
22:54You're in shot.
22:56Fucking hell.
22:59What are you doing?
23:03Luke, it works on babies and dogs and it works on you.
23:07You!
23:09Matt!
23:10I fucking told you someone we're getting stabbed!
23:13Here, take Daphne.
23:14You'll need her now.
23:16What have you done?
23:20Oh, for fuck's sake.
23:22It's not what it looks like.
23:25Sorry, but has anyone gone for an ambulance?
23:32You're my little chuchy face
23:36And you're my teddy bear
23:39Together we're a choochy-woochy-woochy-coochy
23:45Choo-chee-woochy-woochy-coochy
23:49Choo-chee-woochy-woochy-woochy-coochy-man
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