00:03the review says I've never seen anything more stupid they ain't seen stupid yet
00:07we're the judges are with a judge of we're the stupid judges we're here baby
00:14most travelers avoid bad reviews the review says one star one star one star one star one star one
00:20star that's harsh really hands on the steering wheel I think but not us everything about this
00:26apartment screams someone please burn me with fire whoa whoa whoa I'm Sarah Pascoe I'm a woman in a
00:33man's world I make up my own mind oh god this is someone else's list I'm Roisin Conaty we're
00:43comedians but more importantly best friends as someone who has received bad reviews I will always
00:48try to look to the good so we're turning the tables on the review sites they were so busy typing
00:53in their
00:53phone moaning they forgot to look out and visiting places based on the worst reviews
01:00oh no
01:05here Nessie
01:13Sarah this is the worst
01:33idyllically located miles from anywhere pod town this isn't it though it says pod town your private
01:42space in a lively place lively's pushing it this can't be it this is all rusty let's see what
01:48these people say um we're in town for a wedding it's a nice place but to be a little impractical
01:53without a toilet and a bathroom what a little impractical that's illegal you can't hire out we
01:58don't know the rules in Norway surely worldwide the UN has got to be honest the important business around the
02:05UN
02:05oh my god do you want to see it let's go in yeah oh it is very sort of uh
02:12sci-fi inside look at
02:15these lovely chairs it's a bit of a uh mess I'm sort of stunned there's a coke thing oh god
02:25this is
02:26someone else's mess don't get in it oh my god is it moving oh god Sarah there's a toilet oh
02:33my god
02:34it's horrible oh there you go a bit of privacy for the lady now I can have a wee
02:41can you not open it oh I've locked myself in have I oh no you've locked yourself in
02:52well I thought we gotta get some joy out of this absolute bit
03:02water bikes on the bosphorus yep that sounds fun beautiful open water you seem to be skipping over
03:09the word water bikes has anyone ever fallen in the water no I believe that we could be the first
03:16people to fall in ever off a water bike in the bosphorus yes there's a big boat come in okay
03:24you
03:24should be we've got right of way because we're basically pedestrians you should go left left this
03:29way yeah I have to let the boat past yeah I'm making a TV program it should wait for me
03:37we're just
03:37drifting we're just drifting embarrassingly there's another boat there's loads of boats oh no we shouldn't
03:45be going down here but I'm not to back out oh Roisin right I'm backing out I'm backing out it's
03:50not
03:50so don't crash into the battery it's about to hit us I don't know my left from right all of
03:54a sudden
03:55it was rush hour you are about to hit canoe you're gonna hit canoe you're gonna hit I can't avoid
03:59you
03:59canoe hellish hellish it's hellish I think the key is to go fast to make people avoid us I'm happy
04:09here
04:10right so I'm on the open water no that's where I am there's a canoe can someone help me Sarah
04:17this is
04:18the worst it's got the broom out for me he's gonna shoo me away thank you here I am getting
04:28the brush off
04:28as per it's romantic old train old way of looking at the world let's have a little look at the
04:39reviews
04:39because I think this is pretty nice we've got our own room yeah three times in the past decade I've
04:44used
04:44the railway all three times the train caught fire oh my god be careful where you sit the seat might
04:52fall
04:52off or something might stick out from under the upholstery that doesn't sound good is it a nice
04:57thing sticking out but you might get pregnant by an old chair Rogat guns is a gun range where reviewers
05:08complain that the safety rules lasted exactly five seconds oh perfect for busy modern professionals like
05:26cars really like that and then I push it to like that and then squeeze it there yeah yes
05:47I just tried not to think about it and get the job done like an assassin don't get your empathy
05:52involved don't think about the victim just pull that trigger very soon was thinking too much has
05:58anyone ever got sick in here no so it'd be the first one it felt insane and my whole body
06:04was like
06:04no I'm just I've got this it'll hit me but it won't oh will it hurt the piece of paper
06:12will my hands
06:14recoil she was sort of worrying that she was gonna suddenly turn around and go on a shooting spree against
06:19her wheel we are not killing anyone in this TV program it won't be a realistic length of time but
06:31just so the viewers know and I think in honesty we should say we've been in there for three hours
06:42perfect well done thank you thank you come you did good very soon you smashed it I'm an absolute killer
06:54yeah you would better than Sarah if I had 45 minutes to think about it maybe I'd have been a
07:01bit better as
07:01well okay we're aboard a cruise ship described by one reviewer as unacceptable at all levels well
07:13we're on level four and we're about to make our entrance at the casino hello but I've seen your cards
07:27not
07:27the problem here and I see cutting everybody which won't come here I don't know that you can in
07:31poker I should look at my card okay flash poker for Turkish it's Turkish Russian poker don't problem
07:36okay so how does it how do we play yeah you kind of have nothing for it just only queen
07:41nothing
07:41everybody is good you can change for cartoon some up I could talk about fast and that confusingly even
07:47she was explaining like other questions I still didn't understand her you just don't think before
07:52what is big for a car customer king you put in here we put in 100 here more she did
07:58change the
07:58rules several times if you were listening and we can we can we recorded this we can do rewind and
08:02playback you know you card why you change card but I'd like to do it you've already done it no
08:07you change to cursing audio it was like oh you've got a king I know someone called Tony so you
08:13can't win
08:13already oh we upset the gods oh this can't be normal ah yeah like all luxury casinos this one comes
08:25with a complimentary terrifying shipquake
08:37right off the motorway perfect for weary travelers who want something to be deep pride
08:43deep fried Mars but have you had one no you want to hear a review about it yeah I mean
08:48I can't see
08:48how you'd get a bad review of a deep fried Mars bar one star no full stop that Mars bar
08:55was fine just as
08:57it was imagine reviewing a deep fried Mars bar and right in that yeah I've always been
09:02intrigued by the idea of deep frying something sweet and it sort of melting inside and then
09:07they're hot hard I'm getting sexual let's get a few things out I've got vegan biscuits I turn up to
09:14any party I brought some vegan snacks things I like Oreos Jeremy Dodgers people don't even
09:19know they're vegan I'll do a few at once actually yeah that's amazing as well yeah it just went into
09:24a
09:24frenzy now can I try this as long as it's covered you just drop it as a muffin I put
09:32that into the oil
09:34that's delicious the muffin is an absolute banger put some custard on it charge 11 pounds in East London
09:42you're welcome it was unbelievable do you feel a bit sick
09:53hen do's come to Benidorm and I never had a hen do when I got married so it was really
09:58exciting to me
09:59the opportunity to get crash one bring in the penis now we're ready magical do you like being drawn by
10:22a hen do's wolf
10:23what do you enjoy this people drawing you yeah I wasn't asking you to turn now
10:36we're drawing a man called wolf who couldn't speak English every time we spoke to him just
10:39thought he meant shake his bum how many of these do you do a week so by the end you
10:46just stopped
10:47making small talk you sort of go wolf how long you've been called wolf and he's up we're in the
11:00Albanian countryside our driver Haral is taking us to meet some of his family friends where we're going
11:06now this is sort of off the tourist trail some of the reviews they were saying that this was Albania's
11:12aren't such a snowball here we are will you get out I'm Roisin good team it's good team good
11:52so do you like drinking anything oh I love to drink things big glass thank you hmm thank
11:59is it you're good you're good so it starts like your traditional Greek yogurt and at the end you're
12:05dealing with a blue cheese yeah so your throat does go a little bit like what is happening yeah
12:10it's sort of like all of the dairy products in one glass do you use the shapes for milk as
12:23well
12:23or no it's not a wool we use them for like when there are like do you eat them yeah
12:38I don't know if
12:42you've got the footage but I know Albanian now that's very good some of you were really good I think
13:00I'm
13:01gonna open a YouTube channel soon you can also open a YouTube channel for singing you should you've
13:06got a beautiful voice yeah I'm gonna sing my song never read the comments is my advice yeah I don't
13:11care about the haters no the weather's terrible and we're having the time of our lives when people
13:22invite you to their home and they've got real love Albania and they want you to love it you really
13:27feel
13:27that and that's really sweet this experience and I'm so relieved to say it's five stars
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