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00:00:03¡Cantando!
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06¿Por qué?
00:00:07¿Like eso?
00:00:09¿Like eso?
00:00:15Oh, ya está ahí.
00:00:20¿Estás listo para que me lleve a virginidad?
00:00:22Esta es la única cosa que yo quiero en mi vida.
00:00:25Solo quiero que tú.
00:00:30Mi madre va a matar.
00:00:32Pero no me importa.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Bret Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend,
00:00:50claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity
00:00:53on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Bret has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:01In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Bret Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:59But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:06What?
00:02:07A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:09I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:44I'm living with Bret Harrison.
00:02:45The same Bret Harrison.
00:02:47I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:54What?
00:02:54Allie.
00:02:55Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:57Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:00I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:02Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:10You're in a watch duty now.
00:03:11You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:13Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:21Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right.
00:03:24Bye.
00:03:26You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey.
00:03:36Reminds me.
00:03:37Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:41I don't know.
00:03:43Why don't you define weird?
00:03:45It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:57want to open it.
00:03:58And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:02at it.
00:04:02Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer.
00:04:30That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:37Tell me.
00:04:38No.
00:04:39Nothing scandalous.
00:04:40I'm gonna go.
00:04:41Actually, I have to go.
00:04:42Oh, good to see you.
00:04:47Okay.
00:04:48Deep breath.
00:04:49This is my year.
00:04:51New city.
00:04:52New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad, and I'm not going to think about Bret's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Um, more like a twelve.
00:05:23Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:26I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie.
00:05:29Cheerleaders need to be liftable, and more delicate.
00:05:33You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:40Okay.
00:05:41You want a shot?
00:05:43But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:46Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:47Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:49If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:55Sure.
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:58He's in a team meeting.
00:06:00Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:02And just barge in.
00:06:04Be aggressive.
00:06:05He loves them.
00:06:08See ya.
00:06:13Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:20Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:27Third door.
00:06:28Meeting room.
00:06:29Show him aggression.
00:06:30I got this.
00:06:40Oh my god.
00:06:42Oh my god.
00:06:44Oh my god.
00:06:44You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:47Hmm.
00:06:48We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:56No!
00:06:57No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:02Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:11Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:13Are you needing a salute?
00:07:15Um, back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:40You looking for me?
00:07:40What do you think you're doing in the boys' life, huh?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:43He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:49Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half making.
00:07:55Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:00Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coast is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:08It's alright.
00:08:09Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:22Hey, well, great. Well, you guys are gonna be running lapsy, you fucking puke.
00:08:25Put it down!
00:08:30Listen.
00:08:32Alright, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:49The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:51I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:03Touchdown!
00:09:05I slipped.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:15Seriously.
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:22Don't look, it's the kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:25Unmenged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:39I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end, like, four hours ago?
00:09:45Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:48And, uh, whose fault is it?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:56I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:02Missed my messenger?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:06I think.
00:10:06I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:10Okay, come on.
00:10:11What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:17I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes!
00:10:28You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:31Well, it's the truth.
00:10:32So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:34Hold on.
00:10:35Let me do something really quick.
00:10:36What are you doing?
00:10:37There you go.
00:10:38Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:41It's already done.
00:10:42That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:45Uh, yes it is.
00:10:47Because, listen.
00:10:47You're my business now.
00:10:50So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:57Cool, but do what?
00:10:59I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:10Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:12Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:17The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:21I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:25I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:27I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:34I only have ever wanted you.
00:11:47I need a little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:51I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:53Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:58No, I just need a light.
00:12:01No, I just need a light.
00:12:03No, I just need a light.
00:12:07Oh my God.
00:12:09Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:14You have double XL condoms, you see?
00:12:17I'll tell you this.
00:12:18It's for grownups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:22They use your face.
00:12:24There's no way.
00:12:25That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:28What did you like to know?
00:12:33Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so.
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:39You kissed me back.
00:12:41You basically attacked me.
00:12:42I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:50Pathetic.
00:12:51I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:53I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:54I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:58You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:13:00Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:04Excuse me?
00:13:05There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:08No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:10And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:12Are you insane?
00:13:14Who do you think you are?
00:13:15My father?
00:13:21I'm your roommate.
00:13:22And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:26So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:31We're roommates.
00:13:32And that means we're equals.
00:13:34Mm-hmm.
00:13:34And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:37So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:41And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:46make sure that you're safe.
00:13:47Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:52Nope.
00:13:53Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:56No.
00:13:57Pro Max.
00:13:58Not when he looks like that.
00:14:01You have a problem with him.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:04This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:08First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:11Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:15You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:17I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:18You don't control what I do.
00:14:19Yes, I do.
00:14:33Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:37Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:41Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:44Lingerie?
00:14:45Seriously?
00:14:47But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:51I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:54I'm your roommate and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:57Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:03I don't take orders from those.
00:15:25Oh my God.
00:15:27Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:33Look everyone.
00:15:34The strippers arrived.
00:15:36Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:42Thanks.
00:15:43At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:47You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:49I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:54Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:56Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:16:00Turn the music up.
00:16:01Let's play a game.
00:16:17I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:27Shit.
00:16:28I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:31Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:34What's the matter?
00:16:35No guys want you?
00:16:37Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:39She's stalling.
00:16:41She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:43You can't get a guy?
00:16:44You dress like a hooker.
00:16:45You flash your tits and a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:48Just give me a second.
00:16:59Hey, Allison.
00:17:01Yeah.
00:17:01I-
00:17:08That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:11But you're so thirsty.
00:17:13Lick it up.
00:17:18Lick it up.
00:17:28Brett?
00:17:30What's up?
00:17:31Where are you?
00:17:33I'm at Club Five.
00:17:35I lost a dare.
00:17:37Yeah?
00:17:39What kind of dare?
00:17:41I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:45Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:49a good idea?
00:17:49Did I get for you to go outside?
00:17:51Come on, Brett.
00:17:52Please, this is serious.
00:17:53Can you just come get me?
00:17:54No, Allison.
00:17:55You know what?
00:17:56You want it to break the rules?
00:17:57You enjoy your night.
00:17:58Brett, please!
00:18:03How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:06He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:08You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:12I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:20Where do you think you're going?
00:18:22Grab her.
00:18:23No!
00:18:23Get off of me!
00:18:25You lost the dare.
00:18:26You pay the price.
00:18:29You need to loosen up.
00:18:31You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:32That's fine.
00:18:33We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:37No!
00:18:38No!
00:18:50What was that?
00:18:52Oh.
00:18:52Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:19:00Freeze!
00:19:00Come on, sweetheart!
00:19:02A dare is a dare!
00:19:03Stop fighting!
00:19:06I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:08Taking the V-card out your ass.
00:19:18Please!
00:19:19Please!
00:19:20You're getting this?
00:19:21That's what gets used.
00:19:24Hey, asshole!
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:40Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:50Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:53Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:56I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:58She's practically begging for it.
00:20:10You know, I better not see any videos of this online.
00:20:12Or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:15And that goes for everybody.
00:20:16I don't wanna see one picture of one video.
00:20:18Does everybody understand that?
00:20:22Great.
00:20:23We're gonna delete them right now.
00:20:26No.
00:20:29You okay?
00:20:31Come on.
00:20:32Let's go.
00:20:40Hey!
00:20:41Hey!
00:20:42What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:44Sneaking out?
00:20:46Going to a place like this?
00:20:48What would've happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:51What did you mean back there?
00:20:56Back where?
00:20:58When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:03The literal meaning.
00:21:05I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:08I told Ron that I was gonna protect you.
00:21:11And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:15I know.
00:21:16Cause I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:19Hey.
00:21:19Always causing trouble.
00:21:20Please, just put this out.
00:21:22Happy?
00:21:23Yeah.
00:21:28Well, you know what?
00:21:29I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:32Like I'm desperate?
00:21:33No, that's not true.
00:21:34I know.
00:21:34Okay?
00:21:34I'm a total joke.
00:21:36Bullshit.
00:21:36You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:38Okay?
00:21:38These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:41I know.
00:21:42I know.
00:21:42Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:44And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:46And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:48That's not true.
00:21:49That's not true.
00:21:51Fuck Rita.
00:21:52Fuck everybody.
00:21:55I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:56I don't want to be me.
00:21:58Okay?
00:21:58I want to be liked.
00:22:00I want to be wanted.
00:22:01And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:03I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:06I'll always be there.
00:22:07So what does that mean?
00:22:09What does that mean for us?
00:22:11What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:14I'm losing my mind.
00:22:16I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:19All I can think, just this once.
00:22:24What?
00:22:27Just say it.
00:22:28Just say it.
00:22:28I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:31Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:33No.
00:22:34It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:36That is not true.
00:22:37Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:40Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:42I can't.
00:22:45You can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:48So you know what?
00:22:49Just forget it.
00:22:51Forget I said anything.
00:22:54I'm done begging you.
00:22:55I'm done.
00:22:56No, Allison.
00:22:57Allison, stop that.
00:23:04Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:09Why?
00:23:10Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:15It says that you have to stop.
00:23:19Please don't stop.
00:23:21Please don't stop.
00:23:41What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:44We're outing everything.
00:23:57Yo, what's up, loser?
00:24:02Ally?
00:24:03Are you a threat right now?
00:24:07I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:10Talk to me.
00:24:10Face time to Ron.
00:24:14What is he doing?
00:24:16Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:23Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:25Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:27Ally called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:31So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:35your ass.
00:24:36It's...
00:24:37It was an accident, okay?
00:24:38We just...
00:24:40I butt-dialed you.
00:24:41We went to the freshman party, and...
00:24:44I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:47And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:50Okay? Chill.
00:24:52Really?
00:24:53Yeah, look!
00:24:57It's really dry, okay?
00:24:58My eye is, like, dying.
00:25:02All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys gotta take her to, I don't know, like an urgent care right
00:25:06now or something.
00:25:07I need you to take care of that.
00:25:08I was, uh, I was going to you right after.
00:25:10I got it, man.
00:25:12Peace.
00:25:13Bye!
00:25:17Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:20Hey, what's up?
00:25:22What's up?
00:25:22You forgot something.
00:25:24No, Ally.
00:25:25It's late.
00:25:25Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:27Hey, Allison.
00:25:29Stop.
00:25:34Quit acting so childish.
00:25:39You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:44Is you.
00:25:52All right, ladies. Physical assessments today.
00:25:56Allison, you're up first.
00:25:57Yeah.
00:26:26Before the erreicht.
00:26:27I was happy with this set of standards.
00:26:27Abracare, you're about to 9,000.
00:26:31¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:27:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:27:36¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:27:42¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:27:53¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:28:26¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:28:30¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:29:01¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:29:02¿What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:04You're not doing anything.
00:29:05Stop it.
00:29:06Stop playing.
00:29:11Switch positions.
00:29:14You're turned.
00:29:14Shh.
00:29:16Shh.
00:29:18Shh.
00:29:26Whenever you're ready.
00:29:28She's trying to kill me.
00:29:30And it's working.
00:29:36She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:39It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:41Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:47Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:49What the hell am I doing?
00:29:55What the hell am I doing?
00:29:57You okay, bruh?
00:29:59I'm okay.
00:30:00And done.
00:30:01Allison.
00:30:02You killed it today.
00:30:04You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:07Really?
00:30:08Yeah.
00:30:09Wow, thank you.
00:30:13Congratulations.
00:30:14Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:22You're off me.
00:30:39Oh, my God.
00:30:42Oh, my God.
00:30:46Oh, my God.
00:30:47Oh, my God.
00:30:49Oh, my God.
00:30:49Oh, my God.
00:30:50Oh, my God.
00:30:50Oh, my God.
00:30:51Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:52Yeah, yeah.
00:30:53Yeah, for sure.
00:30:54Here.
00:30:54Thank you.
00:30:55Oh, Jesus.
00:30:56I'm so sorry.
00:30:57It's fine.
00:30:58Okay.
00:30:59Brain bleach.
00:31:00I need brain bleach.
00:31:01But...
00:31:02Damn it.
00:31:03How do I unsee that?
00:31:05How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:07Okay.
00:31:08It's fine.
00:31:09Just...
00:31:09It's okay.
00:31:10Just forget it, okay?
00:31:11I'm doing laundry.
00:31:12I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:14I, um, didn't...
00:31:16You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:18And it...
00:31:19And neither are you.
00:31:20You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:22You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:24And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:26I said I was sorry.
00:31:27All right?
00:31:27Listen, I just...
00:31:30Why aren't you still here?
00:31:32Why aren't you still here?
00:31:34Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:35This is my morning routine.
00:31:36I know.
00:31:36It's 8.30.
00:31:38Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and makeup
00:31:41thing?
00:31:42What?
00:31:42Nobody told me that.
00:31:44Had...
00:31:46Oh my God.
00:31:46She's gonna kill me.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:48This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:49She's gonna...
00:31:50She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:52Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:53You okay?
00:31:53Well, I'll...
00:31:54Okay.
00:31:55Thank you.
00:32:08You got all your stuff?
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:12Um...
00:32:12I have to go.
00:32:13Okay.
00:32:14Thanks.
00:32:15Bye.
00:32:24Did you just see that?
00:32:25That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:28And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:29Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:32Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:34Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:44Hey, sorry I'm late.
00:32:45I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:48Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:50Late is late.
00:32:51You're just too lazy.
00:33:00Hey!
00:33:02What's your problem?
00:33:03My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:06It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:09Like I said, nobody...
00:33:13No!
00:33:14Hey!
00:33:15Stop!
00:33:16Are you crazy?
00:33:17Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:22Stop!
00:33:23You wanna fight?
00:33:25I'll give you a reason.
00:33:32Hey!
00:33:32Hey!
00:33:33What are you doing?
00:33:34What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:35Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:36This is the girls' locker room!
00:33:37Cool.
00:33:38Get out.
00:33:40Get out of here.
00:33:41All of you.
00:33:42Get out of here.
00:33:42Right now.
00:33:43Did you hear me?
00:33:43Get out!
00:33:48You okay?
00:33:50It's fine.
00:33:53I just can't go out there like this.
00:33:54So, I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:57It's gonna be okay.
00:33:58We have enough time.
00:34:00Trust me.
00:34:03Hi, hello.
00:34:04Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:07room.
00:34:07Right now.
00:34:13Alright.
00:34:13Hey, listen.
00:34:14Use my jersey.
00:34:16Make it look better than the original.
00:34:17Alright?
00:34:42Oh shit.
00:34:43Is that even Allison?
00:34:45Oh shit.
00:34:55She looks...
00:34:56Stony.
00:34:59Look at you.
00:35:00You look, uh...
00:35:01You look fantastic.
00:35:02You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:35:05It's cause you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:06You know, that's true.
00:35:08That's true.
00:35:09That's true, I am.
00:35:09Hey, are you sure?
00:35:10It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:13Yeah.
00:35:14You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:17Really?
00:35:19To you.
00:35:20To you.
00:35:20As...
00:35:20As your best friend's sister.
00:35:22Of course.
00:35:24As...
00:35:25More than just a friend's sis...
00:35:28Alright!
00:35:30Time's ticking.
00:35:30Let's move.
00:35:32Allison.
00:35:33I don't know whatever this look is...
00:35:38But...
00:35:38It works.
00:35:40You take center.
00:35:41Let's go.
00:35:50Hey, uh...
00:35:54Break the leg.
00:35:58I'll do.
00:36:03Ladies and gentlemen.
00:36:05Please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:28to come on.
00:36:30To come on.
00:36:31To come on.
00:36:31Oh yeah.
00:36:34Oh yeah.
00:36:35Oh yeah.
00:36:37Oh yeah.
00:36:37Who is that girl?
00:36:38Whoooooh-oh!
00:36:42Who is that girl?
00:36:44She's on fire!
00:36:45It's Allison Scott.
00:36:46Who knows she had moves?
00:36:52All this thing though, seriously, it's so hot.
00:36:54I mean, damn, I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:59Body in that uniform, woo, you're getting lucky tonight
00:37:04Stay with me
00:37:05I don't have to, see girls like that, they always come running to guys like me
00:37:10I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off, the only thing that's gonna be chasing you is my
00:37:15fist
00:37:25He's on the 30-yard line, the 20, the 10
00:37:32Touchdown, Matt Harrison does it again, state wins
00:37:51Hey, oh, congrats
00:37:53On the wind, captain, that was really good
00:37:56Thank you, you know, it's really just another Tuesday for me
00:37:59Okay, shut up
00:38:04You're okay
00:38:05Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
00:38:15Oh my god, is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:19In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:22Yes, yes, yes, yes
00:38:30Now we've got ourselves a bitch
00:38:33I've not seen one of these in years
00:38:38Come on Allison come on, let's give the people what they want
00:38:42I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:48Oh, but I want it
00:38:51¡No! ¡No! ¡No!
00:39:04¡Wait! ¡What!?
00:39:11¡I can't believe this is happening!
00:39:13Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:24no
00:39:25Alison, no pases
00:39:29gracias por estar en el chate
00:39:32no problem
00:39:34no
00:39:35no
00:39:37no
00:39:37no
00:39:37no
00:39:42no
00:39:42no
00:39:42no
00:39:42no
00:39:43no
00:39:43no
00:39:43Kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:46But it feels so right
00:39:48And I never want it to end
00:39:54Harrison!
00:40:00Harrison!
00:40:03Oh shit
00:40:04What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:07Rob, just calm down, okay?
00:40:09You're making a scene
00:40:10I'm making a scene?
00:40:10Yeah
00:40:11I'm making a scene
00:40:11You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron
00:40:14Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:17Are you serious right now?
00:40:18If I hadn't stepped in
00:40:20You two would have needed to get a room
00:40:23You're unbelievable
00:40:25I hate you
00:40:29Dude, I'm-
00:40:30No, no, no, no, you cut the crap
00:40:31You tell me right now what's happening between you two
00:40:34I promise
00:40:35Do not bullshit me!
00:40:36Do not bullshit me!
00:40:37Absolutely nothing
00:40:37I'm serious
00:40:38Nothing
00:40:39You're fucking lying
00:40:40I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:42Okay?
00:40:43She is not another one of your conquests
00:40:45I know that
00:40:45So you stay in your lane
00:40:47Because she is my sister
00:40:48And I'm warning you
00:40:50You do not cross me
00:40:51You do not!
00:40:52I promise
00:40:52Dude
00:40:54Fuck
00:40:57Okay, hey, we need to talk
00:41:00No, I sound like a mom
00:41:03This is ridiculous
00:41:05Why am I texting him
00:41:06He's literally in the next room
00:41:09You know what?
00:41:10Just go in there
00:41:11Just ask him
00:41:13Hey, Brett
00:41:13What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:16He kissed me back
00:41:16He can't deny it this time
00:41:18It's recorded and livestreamed
00:41:21Okay
00:41:23Do or die?
00:41:30What are you doing?
00:41:31Getting groceries
00:41:32What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:34I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:35Well, I think you should do something else
00:41:37I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:40She has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:43Brett
00:41:45What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:48I know you didn't hate it
00:41:49I can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:52Hi
00:41:53You can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:55Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:57Oh, you know what?
00:41:58I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:59Because there's nothing to talk about
00:42:02It was a kiss cam at a game
00:42:04And we did it
00:42:04Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:42:06The fun's over
00:42:07It's finished
00:42:08Do you understand?
00:42:12Don't you dare
00:42:13No, don't you dare look like that
00:42:14I'm not doing anything
00:42:15No, no, no
00:42:15That's not fair, okay?
00:42:17Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:18Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:21Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me
00:42:22You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:24Yeah, I know what you're doing
00:42:25I'm not doing anything
00:42:27Yes, you are
00:42:29You know what?
00:42:29Even if I was
00:42:30I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:32Because that's all this is
00:42:33Yeah?
00:42:34Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad
00:42:37I had two options
00:42:38You and him
00:42:39And I picked wrong
00:42:44Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie
00:42:47Chad's a predator
00:42:48And a loser
00:42:49And you do deserve somebody
00:42:51A lot better than that, okay?
00:42:54I can't
00:43:00Oh
00:43:02Is he hard?
00:43:08At least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:10You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:17Oh, this is getting hot in here
00:43:19You know
00:43:21Biology
00:43:23Whether it's biology or not
00:43:26I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:32Allie
00:43:33Brett
00:43:33You guys out here?
00:43:35Fucking shit
00:43:35What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:36You have to get out
00:43:37I can't get out
00:43:38If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole
00:43:39And he's going to kill me
00:43:40Okay, well, yeah
00:43:41He definitely can't see us like this
00:43:42So I
00:43:43I'm going to get out
00:43:44Okay, cool
00:43:45Allie
00:43:46Hey
00:43:47Oh my God, he's coming
00:43:49Allie, hey
00:43:50Just get under
00:43:50Get out of what?
00:43:51Brett
00:43:57Allie
00:43:57Hi
00:43:58You're chilling alone?
00:44:00Yeah, but I'm naked
00:44:01Run, I'm naked
00:44:02Get out
00:44:05You're
00:44:06You're not, though
00:44:08Okay, well
00:44:09I also have a vibe
00:44:11And you're ruining it, so
00:44:12I'm sorry
00:44:13I just
00:44:13I wanted to get my charger
00:44:14I left it on here yesterday
00:44:16You got it
00:44:17I also wanted to say that
00:44:20I think you did a great job today
00:44:23I mean it
00:44:24You kicked ass
00:44:24And I'm sorry that I was a
00:44:27An asshole about it
00:44:29Thanks
00:44:36Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:38Seeing my best friend
00:44:39Just suck my sister's face off
00:44:42Traumatized me
00:44:43So I'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:46Ron
00:44:48I mean, it's a kiss cam
00:44:49It's a game
00:44:50Everyone does it
00:44:52A game?
00:44:53I just feel like it's kind of
00:44:54I don't know, a dream
00:44:55This is a guy that you've
00:44:56Had a crush on your whole life
00:44:57Well, it was him
00:44:59Or it was Chad
00:45:00So
00:45:00Who did you want me to pick?
00:45:02That's fair
00:45:03Chad sucks
00:45:04Yeah
00:45:05Tone it down a little bit
00:45:06Okay?
00:45:07He's my best friend
00:45:08And I don't want things to be weird
00:45:11They won't be
00:45:14Okay, thanks
00:45:17What was that?
00:45:21What was that?
00:45:24Sorry
00:45:25I got water in my nose
00:45:26Okay
00:45:26I'm okay
00:45:27Don't drown
00:45:28Okay
00:45:28Okay
00:45:28Have a good soak, I guess
00:45:30Okay
00:45:31Bye
00:45:36Oh
00:45:39The animal's gonna die
00:45:43Good talk
00:45:44Wait
00:45:47I have to ask you something
00:45:49I'm going to ask him out
00:45:51On a date
00:45:51Don't be the little sister, Allison
00:45:53Be the girl he kissed
00:45:55There's this
00:45:56Like stupid event
00:45:58Thing tomorrow
00:45:59I was just
00:46:00Wondering if you
00:46:01Would want to go with me
00:46:09Got plans, Allie
00:46:13Okay
00:46:14Yeah, whatever
00:46:15I just
00:46:29Rhett?
00:46:33I guess we have the same plans
00:46:39Except his are with Rita
00:46:41Not me
00:46:51Look
00:46:52Charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:54Just kindly giving back
00:46:55Did you know
00:46:56Allison hand makes
00:46:58These little trinkets
00:46:58It's giving kindergarten
00:46:59Arts and crafts
00:47:01I didn't know you two
00:47:02Were coming together
00:47:04I came by myself
00:47:05Brett was kind enough
00:47:07To help me
00:47:07With my family's donation
00:47:09Daddy donated a little
00:47:10Of his collection
00:47:11Nothing major
00:47:12Just
00:47:12Some Birkin bags
00:47:13Some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:16Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie
00:47:20Huh
00:47:21How much are you asking for this?
00:47:23Fifteen dollars
00:47:24I made it myself
00:47:26Fifteen dollars?
00:47:28For some plastic and twine
00:47:29You don't have to buy it
00:47:30It's ambitious
00:47:33You know, I don't think
00:47:34It's ambitious enough
00:47:35I'm going to take
00:47:37Every single one
00:47:38Of these bracelets
00:47:42You want to say
00:47:43Five hundred dollars a piece
00:47:46Are you insane?
00:47:48You actually want this garbage
00:47:49You know, I value the artist
00:47:50That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:52So, five hundred dollars?
00:47:54What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:55She's nothing
00:47:56No, you're nothing
00:47:57Especially
00:47:58Compared to her
00:47:58How dare you compare me
00:48:00To this peasant
00:48:03Why don't you get out of here?
00:48:05No, I'm serious
00:48:05Don't come back to this table again
00:48:10You know, I do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:12What are you doing?
00:48:13What do you mean?
00:48:14You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:16You blew me off yesterday
00:48:17And then today you come
00:48:18And you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:20You're distant with me one second
00:48:21And then you defend me the next
00:48:23What do you want?
00:48:25I'm just trying to
00:48:26No
00:48:27Allison
00:48:28Party at my place
00:48:30Celebrating the big win
00:48:31You coming?
00:48:33I don't know
00:48:34I'm not interested
00:48:36She's a grown woman
00:48:38She can speak for herself
00:48:41So
00:48:42What do you say?
00:48:44You're not going anywhere
00:48:47And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:49Who does he think he is
00:48:50Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:52You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:54Fine
00:48:54Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:56No, yeah
00:48:57Sounds fun
00:49:01I'll be there
00:49:11There she is
00:49:12My guest of honor
00:49:15Damn, Allison
00:49:16You look sexy
00:49:17Oh
00:49:19Thanks
00:49:23It's a cool party
00:49:24Yeah, you know
00:49:25I threw this whole thing
00:49:26Just for you
00:49:27Really?
00:49:28For me?
00:49:29Why did you do that?
00:49:31You're single
00:49:32I'm single
00:49:33You need another reason
00:49:36So what's to do with you and Brett?
00:49:38Huh?
00:49:39No deal
00:49:40There's nothing happening between us
00:49:42He's just a friend of a friend
00:49:44Of my brother
00:49:45So
00:49:47It's his loss
00:49:48My gain
00:49:51Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison
00:49:55Let's fix that
00:50:00Yeah
00:50:01No, why not?
00:50:02There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously
00:50:05Maybe I should just move on
00:50:06You haven't played the pocket challenge?
00:50:08No
00:50:09What's that?
00:50:10We each bite from one end
00:50:11Until one of us chickens out
00:50:27Come on
00:50:28Damn it
00:50:29Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:32Come on, Allison
00:50:33You're already here
00:50:45Fine
00:50:47But I play to win
00:50:48But I play to win
00:50:53Check it out
00:50:54Ten bucks say they kiss
00:51:10Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:12Game's over
00:51:13Let's go
00:51:14Excuse me
00:51:15What are you doing?
00:51:15Get off of me
00:51:16What do you think you're doing?
00:51:17You're ruining my night
00:51:18Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:20What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:22Don't care
00:51:22How about you elect her someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:24Come on
00:51:24Okay
00:51:25No more of these stupid games
00:51:26You don't have to play this shit
00:51:26I know
00:51:27Let's go
00:51:28You don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:30I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:33Get the fuck away from me
00:51:44Oh my god
00:51:46Oh shit
00:52:03Oh my god
00:52:08Is she okay?
00:52:13Look at me
00:52:14Look at me
00:52:15Look at me
00:52:15Hey
00:52:16Hey
00:52:16You okay?
00:52:17I can't
00:52:18I can't
00:52:19I can't
00:52:20I can't
00:52:20I can't
00:52:21Just try to breathe
00:52:22All right
00:52:23Hey
00:52:26I'm gonna be okay
00:52:27All right
00:52:29Let's get you
00:52:30Let's get you
00:52:32Okay
00:52:34Okay
00:52:37Get out of my way
00:52:38Move
00:52:38Move
00:52:41Just put me down
00:52:42All right
00:52:42Here we go
00:52:43Put you down
00:52:44You know, he could have died out of this.
00:52:47And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close to
00:52:51kissing him, huh?
00:52:52Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:55That's not fair.
00:52:57What's not fair?
00:52:59What's not fair? What do I not understand?
00:53:01Huh? What don't I understand?
00:53:02I don't know how this works!
00:53:04Okay? I'm sorry. I'm figuring it out.
00:53:07I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:53:09You know what? That's fantastic. I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:12You're not any better than me.
00:53:14I'm not any better? What did I do?
00:53:16How am I not any better? What are you talking about?
00:53:19You're worse.
00:53:19I jumped in the pool, I saved your life, and now what?
00:53:22I'm an asshole? How am I worse?
00:53:24You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:31Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:34Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:36Yeah, I know. I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:40You know, I don't understand
00:53:44You made me fall in love with you
00:53:49That's the worst thing
00:53:51I did, I fell in love with you, I'm in love with you
00:53:54And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:56I know that, I know
00:53:57Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away
00:54:03Am I crazy?
00:54:04Do you not feel anything because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that
00:54:12Okay?
00:54:14I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:17Tell me that you don't want this, tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:20I'm gonna tell you to stop, Susan
00:54:22I'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:29Fuck it
00:54:45I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:55Listen, you have no idea
00:54:57Every single time I saw you, it was him
00:55:00I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:55:04Than just my best friend's sister
00:55:07Why didn't you say anything?
00:55:09I made a promise to run
00:55:18I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:31I think about you every day
00:55:33Every morning
00:55:35And every night
00:55:38And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:42It's you that I see
00:55:45Every time
00:55:48Hey
00:55:57I want you to take me
00:56:00Right here
00:56:03Right now
00:56:17So what do we now?
00:56:23What do you want us to be?
00:56:26What do you want me to be?
00:56:29I want you to be mine
00:56:34I think I already am
00:56:39But what about Ron?
00:56:41He's gonna kill you
00:56:43I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:45He's very protective older brother
00:56:47But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:51How much I love you
00:56:58I don't know
00:56:59I think
00:57:00I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:57:04Just for now
00:57:07I don't want to keep it a secret
00:57:09I know
00:57:12But it's just
00:57:13But it's just
00:57:13For a little
00:57:14Until we find the right moment
00:57:17Yeah
00:57:19Yeah
00:57:19I don't want to hear what
00:57:22It'll be secret, Lars
00:57:39Thinking about you
00:57:49Hi Captain
00:57:50When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:52I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:55I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:57And just sprinting to you
00:57:59Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:58:04Don't
00:58:05My legs are killing me
00:58:06And I really like your car
00:58:09Oh, I know you love my car
00:58:11He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:12Hoisting me up
00:58:13Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:14Brett, stop
00:58:16Don't read my smut
00:58:18I'm telling you
00:58:19Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:21Is etched into my heart
00:58:22Into my soul
00:58:24It trails kisses from my neck
00:58:26To my breasts
00:58:27Gently sucking
00:58:28And biting
00:58:29Holy shit
00:58:30That is literal trash
00:58:33But why does it sound like
00:58:34Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:35When he says it?
00:58:37I feel so hot right now
00:58:41Palms my center
00:58:43Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:45Are you away, Allie?
00:58:46Fuck
00:58:55Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:56Um, I have to go fake my own death
00:58:58Bye
00:58:58I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:19Hey, are you okay?
00:59:21You sounded sick
00:59:22Do you need help?
00:59:23Mind your own business, Virgin Mary
00:59:25You think just because Brett
00:59:26Took a chance on you once
00:59:27You're on my level now?
00:59:29I was just trying to help
00:59:32Save it for someone
00:59:33Who gives a damn
00:59:37Shoot
00:59:38Late
00:59:57Brett
00:59:59That's Allison's
01:00:01Uh, I found it in the bathroom
01:00:03If I'd known it was your little girlfriends
01:00:04I never would have touched it
01:00:22Let's see what you're up to
01:00:26Hey
01:00:26Hey
01:00:27Hey
01:00:27You found my bag
01:00:28I was looking for that
01:00:29Thank you
01:00:30No problem
01:00:34Attention
01:00:34All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:37It has been brought to our attention
01:00:39That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:41Is using illegal drugs
01:00:42I strongly suggest
01:00:43Whoever's responsible
01:00:45To come forward now
01:00:47Otherwise
01:00:47Will be forced
01:00:48To contact the campus police
01:00:50For a thorough search
01:00:51Well
01:00:52I think we all know someone
01:00:54Who would do anything
01:00:55To stop being the fat friend
01:00:56Right?
01:00:58I'm sorry
01:00:58But I just saw you throwing up
01:00:59In the bathroom
01:01:00Like ten minutes ago
01:01:01Excuse me
01:01:01I was fixing my makeup
01:01:02Sounded like you were retching
01:01:04And I asked you if you were
01:01:05Look at this
01:01:06This is perfection
01:01:08It's every girl's dream
01:01:09I don't need shortcuts
01:01:10And we all know someone
01:01:11Who could lose a little weight
01:01:12I mean after all
01:01:13Who came in with
01:01:14Zero athletic ability
01:01:16And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:17Search me
01:01:18I have nothing to hide
01:01:24Your turn Scott
01:01:26Sure
01:01:26But I
01:01:28Rita
01:01:30Jackpot
01:01:31Well well well
01:01:33Look who needs drugs
01:01:34To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:36I knew it
01:01:37No one gets that good
01:01:39That quick
01:01:39Without cheating
01:01:40Allison
01:01:42Performance enhancing substances
01:01:44Are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:45Of the squad
01:01:46Coach
01:01:46I promise you
01:01:47I've never seen those before
01:01:48Okay
01:01:49Those aren't mine
01:01:50Right
01:01:50A cheater
01:01:52And a liar
01:01:53Coach
01:01:54Please listen to me
01:01:55I've never seen those
01:01:56I don't know what they are
01:01:58I'm lying
01:01:58It's the only way
01:02:00A cow like her
01:02:00Could ever compete with us
01:02:02They're mine
01:02:02Yeah those are actually
01:02:03My vitamins
01:02:06Did you forget
01:02:07I asked you to hold on
01:02:08One of my vitamins this morning
01:02:09Yeah sorry I should have
01:02:11Labeled them or something
01:02:12He's right
01:02:13They're just vitamins
01:02:14No they aren't
01:02:15Uh Miss Russo
01:02:16How is it
01:02:16That you come to possess
01:02:18Such extensive knowledge
01:02:19Of these banned substances
01:02:21I just
01:02:23They look suspicious
01:02:25Well we were just worried
01:02:27About the integrity
01:02:27Of the team
01:02:28Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:30Everything was legitimate
01:02:30That's enough
01:02:32All I see here
01:02:33Are three bullies
01:02:34Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:36Rita
01:02:36You are stripped
01:02:37Of captaincy
01:02:38Effective immediately
01:02:39What
01:02:40You can't do that
01:02:42Championships are in two weeks
01:02:43Nobody else knows
01:02:44The whole routine
01:02:45I mean I know it
01:02:46Yeah every count
01:02:47Every formation
01:02:48I could step up
01:02:49And do it
01:02:51You little bitch
01:02:52You think you can just
01:02:53Walk in here
01:02:53And steal everything from me
01:02:54That's enough Rita
01:02:56My decision is final
01:03:01Listen up
01:03:02When it's Allison's turn
01:03:03For the basket toss
01:03:04You're gonna have
01:03:05A little timing issue
01:03:06You want us to drop her
01:03:08She could get seriously hurt
01:03:09That's the point
01:03:11Accidents happen
01:03:12All the time
01:03:12In cheerleading
01:03:13So tragic
01:03:14I can't do that
01:03:15Coach will kill me
01:03:16Fine
01:03:17Then say goodbye
01:03:18To those little supplements
01:03:19That keep you fitting
01:03:19In your uniforms
01:03:21I know everything
01:03:22Girls
01:03:22Every dirty little secret
01:03:24Do exactly as I say
01:03:26Or you're gone
01:03:27Your call
01:03:28And make sure
01:03:29She falls hard enough
01:03:30She never gets back up
01:03:38Very sweet
01:03:41What happened
01:03:42Back there
01:03:42How did you know
01:03:43That Rita put those vitamins
01:03:44In my purse
01:03:45I saw Rita
01:03:46Putting something
01:03:47In your bag
01:03:48So I
01:03:49Swapped it out
01:03:51I knew it
01:03:52I knew she was up
01:03:53To something
01:03:53You know I heard her
01:03:54In the bathroom
01:03:55Like ten minutes before
01:03:57Yeah
01:03:57She was throwing up
01:03:59It was when we were
01:04:02When we were
01:04:03Having
01:04:07Loan sex
01:04:09So she's the one
01:04:10Who interrupted
01:04:11My grand finale
01:04:12Allison
01:04:13Do you have any idea
01:04:13How hard it was
01:04:14To stop
01:04:16Hey
01:04:16Do you
01:04:18Do you think
01:04:19I'm fat
01:04:20Seriously
01:04:20Go put that garbage
01:04:21In your head
01:04:22I don't have one
01:04:23To say anything
01:04:23Like that again
01:04:24I mean I'm being
01:04:24Serious though
01:04:25I'm being serious too
01:04:26Allison
01:04:28Perfect
01:04:28Just who you were
01:04:29Yeah
01:04:31I'll always be there
01:04:33To catch you
01:04:34On your phone
01:04:36Always
01:04:39All right
01:04:40On the count
01:04:41You both perform
01:04:42An elevated prep
01:04:43Rita
01:04:44You're up first
01:04:45Then Allison
01:04:58Okay
01:04:58Allison
01:04:59Hey
01:05:00Great job you guys
01:05:01You killed it
01:05:26Hey
01:05:27I told you to catch you
01:05:29Brett
01:05:30You just saved my life
01:05:35I guess that makes me
01:05:36Like a backup tree leader
01:05:37Or something
01:05:38Are you serious
01:05:40Scott
01:05:40You bailed on the stunt
01:05:41So you could dry hump
01:05:42The football captain
01:05:43Are you kidding me
01:05:45They almost dropped me
01:05:46I could have been paralyzed
01:05:47I could have died
01:05:48That would have been
01:05:49The best news of my life
01:05:50Rita
01:05:51That is a disgusting
01:05:52Thing to say
01:05:53Leave the gym
01:05:54And think very carefully
01:05:55About your future
01:05:56On this team
01:05:59Oh
01:05:59Brett
01:06:00Thank you
01:06:01Oh my gosh
01:06:02I really appreciate
01:06:03That catch
01:06:04I almost had a heart attack
01:06:05All right everyone
01:06:06In light of
01:06:07Performances
01:06:08And character
01:06:10I am so proud
01:06:11To announce
01:06:12Allison Scott
01:06:13As the new captain
01:06:16Thank you
01:06:18Wow
01:06:19Congratulations
01:06:20Captain Scott
01:06:21I'm proud of you
01:06:22Wanna show me
01:06:23Just how proud you are
01:06:27And that's game
01:06:28State loses
01:06:2921 to 35
01:06:33Allie
01:06:34Look I know
01:06:35Is that what you wanted
01:06:36It's okay
01:06:37Because you did good
01:06:37That's all that matters
01:06:38Thanks bro
01:06:40I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:40I'll be right back
01:06:41Ew
01:06:42Don't ever touch me again
01:06:43Weirdo
01:06:44Yo
01:06:45Allison
01:06:46She is
01:06:47Looking good baby
01:06:48Y'all do private shows
01:06:50You know
01:06:50Something with a little extra
01:06:51Bump and grind
01:06:53You're so gross
01:06:56Yo what the hell
01:06:57Are you serious?
01:06:58What?
01:06:59What's going on?
01:06:59I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:07:01No don't play with me bitch
01:07:02You've been teasing me for weeks
01:07:04I'm in your dreams
01:07:05How about you spend more time
01:07:07Training on the field
01:07:08So that what happens today
01:07:09Never happens again
01:07:11You think you're so fucking special
01:07:13Why?
01:07:14You know everyone knows
01:07:15How you got a captain's position
01:07:17How?
01:07:18By sucking your way to the top
01:07:19I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:22Considering how much you suck
01:07:23While you play
01:07:24You shameless whore
01:07:26Hey
01:07:28What more work?
01:07:30I do
01:07:31You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:32She's a public bus
01:07:34Everybody gets a ride
01:07:37Hey
01:07:38Hey
01:07:39Hey fuckface
01:07:41You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:44Hey
01:07:48That's enough
01:07:49What's going on here?
01:07:50I mean coach
01:07:51We all saw it
01:07:52Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:53You're gonna hit her?
01:07:55Get my office now
01:07:56You
01:07:57With me
01:07:58This is a really nasty cut
01:08:00Okay let's
01:08:00We should take you to the ER
01:08:02Okay
01:08:03Alright
01:08:05You sure you're on it?
01:08:10It's a really nasty cut
01:08:12Brett
01:08:12You could have broken your hand
01:08:14Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:16Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:19Shut up
01:08:26You know I could kind of get used to this
01:08:28Having Nurse Allison around
01:08:30Take care of me
01:08:31Help me out
01:08:33Yo guys
01:08:34304
01:08:35I think it's this one
01:08:35Let's go see the hero
01:08:37Oh shit
01:08:38No that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:40They can't see us like this
01:08:42I won't let him
01:08:43I'm just telling him
01:08:45I'm just telling the truth
01:08:45In front of
01:08:46The entire team
01:08:49Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:51What do you wanna do?
01:08:53Let's hide
01:08:53Yeah
01:08:53Okay
01:08:59Brett
01:09:01Brett you in there?
01:09:02Yeah I'm just washing up man
01:09:04God you have no idea
01:09:07How crazy you drive me
01:09:09You know every single time I see you
01:09:11All I can think about is
01:09:15Doing this
01:09:17You need a hand man?
01:09:19No I got everything I need
01:09:21Right here
01:09:28You gotta be quiet
01:09:31Unless you are not
01:09:34Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:37Hey you know what it takes me a very long time
01:09:40You assholes
01:09:50I feel what you do to me
01:09:53I feel what you do to me
01:09:55It's kinda hard to miss
01:09:57Yeah
01:09:59I'm just kidding
01:10:01Brett you gotta
01:10:02You gotta speed this up man
01:10:03We got your food
01:10:03It's gonna get cold
01:10:04You know my hands are soft bro
01:10:05I can help you
01:10:06Hey why don't you guys just beat it alright?
01:10:08I'm gonna be a little while
01:10:10Alright let's just give him some space
01:10:11Enjoy your blue balls
01:10:12Yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:14You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:17I think I've earned some uh
01:10:20Health and physical therapy time if you know what I mean
01:10:23You know you could have just asked
01:10:26You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:41It's good
01:10:45Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:47No I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:56I'm sorry
01:11:01I'll never give it
01:11:12Let me go
01:11:18I'm sorry
01:11:18I'm sorry
01:11:19I'm sorry
01:11:19Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:23I will end you
01:11:25Leave it
01:11:28Save your applause, everyone
01:11:30You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:31Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:34She bought it
01:11:35With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:37And her dealer
01:11:38Look no further than your MVP
01:11:41Brett Harrison
01:11:46That's not true
01:11:48You know what, I don't care
01:11:50Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay
01:11:52She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:55Just ask them yourself
01:11:56Oh really?
01:11:58Let's ask the SWAT then
01:12:02Brett approached us about a month ago
01:12:05He said he had good stuff
01:12:08But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:12:11You know, that's bullshit
01:12:13I have proof
01:12:16I know real doctors
01:12:18I've got pills
01:12:20Allie
01:12:21No more being blackmailed
01:12:23Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:27This is insane, okay?
01:12:29I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:32Oh sweetie
01:12:32It's all coming out now
01:12:33I saw her taking pills
01:12:35For practice
01:12:36We trusted you
01:12:37Cheater
01:12:41Hey, anybody who messes with her
01:12:42Messes with me
01:12:43Open your eyes, Brett
01:12:46She's using you
01:12:47For the clout
01:12:47For the status
01:12:48Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:51Nobody
01:12:52A total bottom feeder
01:12:53Rita, you know what?
01:12:54You're so full of shit
01:12:55It's unbelievable
01:12:56How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:57And what'd you do to it?
01:12:58You have nothing to fear
01:12:59If you have nothing to hide
01:13:00Boo!
01:13:02Boo!
01:13:02Boo!
01:13:02Listen, just
01:13:03Please listen to me
01:13:04Hey, everybody
01:13:05Just shut up
01:13:06This is my sister, okay?
01:13:07She would never do something like this
01:13:10And here come the pretzels
01:13:12All right
01:13:13That's enough
01:13:13That's enough
01:13:15Now
01:13:15In light of these
01:13:17Significant allegations
01:13:18As well as the
01:13:19Evidence that has been presented
01:13:20I have no choice
01:13:23Allison Scott
01:13:24You are hereby removed
01:13:25From your position as captain
01:13:26Of the cheerleader camp
01:13:27Furthermore
01:13:28You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:30Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:32Justice for the real athletes
01:13:35Hold on
01:13:35Hold it
01:13:37If you would please
01:13:37Look to the jumbotron
01:13:40I know some real doctors
01:13:41That can help you guys
01:13:42Get healthy
01:13:43The right way
01:13:44No more pills
01:13:44No more purging
01:13:45No more black
01:13:46You'd really help us?
01:13:48Absolutely
01:13:48Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take
01:13:50Any of Rita's
01:13:51Take your spells ever again
01:13:52So
01:13:52What's the catch?
01:13:54We're gonna make Rita
01:13:54Take some of her own medicine
01:13:56This video
01:13:57This is the real conversation
01:13:59Not the edited one
01:14:00That Rita just played
01:14:03Not for the drugs
01:14:04These are the drugs
01:14:05That I gave the girls
01:14:06They're vitamins
01:14:07You can get these
01:14:08At any pharmacy
01:14:09In the world
01:14:10You wanna check these out
01:14:11Principal?
01:14:14He's right
01:14:16These are common supplements
01:14:17Everybody
01:14:19Rita is the one
01:14:20Who has been forcing
01:14:20Her teammates
01:14:21To take dangerous
01:14:22Weight loss supplements
01:14:23She's been threatening them
01:14:25If they wouldn't comply
01:14:26And she's been shaming them
01:14:27Degrading them
01:14:28From the bodies
01:14:28That they have
01:14:29Now everybody is different
01:14:30But all bodies
01:14:31Are beautiful
01:14:32Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:34For one reason
01:14:34One reason only
01:14:35Because she was a threat
01:14:36She threatened the total control
01:14:38That Rita had
01:14:39Over the entire squad
01:14:40And it's horrible
01:14:41Because Allison
01:14:42She's a beautiful person
01:14:43And she would never do anything like this
01:14:45And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:49That's not true
01:14:50He's lying
01:14:51She's the one who's in drugging the team
01:14:54Lock her up
01:14:56Lock her up
01:14:57Lock her up
01:14:58Lock her up
01:14:59You're a fucking bitch
01:15:00You ruined my life
01:15:03You ruined it yourself
01:15:15Look at you
01:15:16Playing the victim
01:15:17You've been throwing yourself at me
01:15:19For weeks
01:15:21Just when I give you a chance
01:15:23You run crying to Harrison
01:15:25Nothing
01:15:25But a little
01:15:26Shut up dude
01:15:27Shut up
01:15:28What are you going to do about it Harrison
01:15:29I don't have to do anything
01:15:31You're going to get exactly what you deserve
01:15:32Right now
01:15:33Mr. Williams
01:15:37Apparently we've had a number of allegations
01:15:40Of sexual harassment against you
01:15:42From various female students
01:15:44As of now you are officially suspended
01:15:46From all school activities
01:15:47What?
01:15:48No
01:15:49My father
01:15:50Your father may have his name on the library
01:15:52But I assure you
01:15:53His money will not buy you immunity
01:15:55You can take him away
01:15:57It's already over
01:15:58Let go
01:15:58No
01:15:59I'll sue you all
01:16:00This isn't over
01:16:03And as for you
01:16:04Miss Scott
01:16:05On behalf of the entire administration
01:16:09I would like to apologize to you
01:16:12For everything that you've had to endure
01:16:13And as of now
01:16:15You can consider yourself
01:16:16Officially reinstated as captain
01:16:19You can consider yourself
01:16:21Officially reinstated as captain
01:16:24Thank you principal
01:16:25Alright everyone
01:16:27Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:29I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:30But
01:16:31We have a game to get back to
01:16:33So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:34Woo
01:16:37Let's win
01:16:49Cut down
01:16:51State University wins it all
01:16:53Woo
01:16:55Woo
01:16:56Woo
01:16:56Woo
01:16:57Woo
01:16:57Woo
01:16:59Woo
01:16:59Woo
01:17:00Woo
01:17:00Woo
01:17:00Woo
01:17:01Woo
01:17:01Woo
01:17:01Woo
01:17:03Woo
01:17:03Woo
01:17:04Woo
01:17:16Woo
01:17:17Woo
01:17:18Woo
01:17:21Hey, Allison.
01:17:25The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:29Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:33I think he knew before we did.
01:17:36I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:38I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:50I love you too, quarterback.
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