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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12¡Slow-ass sea slug!
00:14¡Your launch today, beach!
00:33¡Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00¡Filthy scavengers!
01:02¡When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep,
01:05you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:42Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
01:50Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus.
03:07We beg you.
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry.
03:40I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait.
03:46Pointy ears.
03:47A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nint doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:28God damn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more.
04:42A lot more.
04:43A lot more.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09¿Qué?
05:09Leora, sé que estás en ahí. No hay lugar left a run.
05:14Damn it. Él me traje.
05:28Leora, eres mi fiancé.
05:31Te pertene conmigo. Ven a casa.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:18Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:10I don't have much time.
09:12Find Lily's real father.
09:14Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing.
09:57Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:12So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy.
10:34Mommy.
10:36Mommy.
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me.
11:12Somebody help me.
11:24Give me a name, Lee.
11:25Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:32It was...
11:53Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé.
11:56My property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No!
12:13Let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:23Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
12:27I...
12:28I...
12:29Got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:32My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss?
12:45Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:00Now drink.
13:04Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:20Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:48I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:19Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:49We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:59Help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:23Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:37Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:39Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:39Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:07What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:12I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again,
16:16and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha!
16:19You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run!
16:50Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro,
16:58you pathetic little insects.
17:06You...
17:07Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:16If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:29Your powers are badass.
17:31You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me?
17:34No way.
17:35Even at full strength,
17:36I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever.
17:45Let's get home.
17:46That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
18:00He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:01Let's go.
18:04Yeah!
18:09Eh.
18:14Yeah!
18:18Oh!
18:20Uh...
18:23Yeah!
18:25Oh!
18:25Yeah!
18:27Oh!
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25:33Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win
25:39You're wounded, poisoned, done
25:44The kid's coming with me
25:48Don't touch her! Come at me!
25:51Feisty one, Dylan wants you dead
25:54But first, I'm gonna have some fun
26:04Such a pretty face, all mine now
26:10Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:19Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:27Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer
26:31No! No!
26:36No! No!
26:42No! No!
26:45That's enough!
26:49Eddie?
26:51No!
26:55No!
26:56No!
26:59Jack!
27:00No!
27:03No!
27:05No!
27:05No!
27:06No!
27:07No!
27:07No!
27:08No!
27:08No!
27:10No!
27:10No!
27:20No!
27:22No!
27:24No!
27:25No!
27:25No!
27:28No!
27:30No!
27:33No!
27:34No!
27:35Muy malo, voy a sacar todos los brazos de tu cuerpo con una mano.
27:54Jack, mantén Lili segura.
27:57Así que estoy aquí, no pierdas.
27:59¡Suscríbete y hazlo!
28:01¡Nos!
28:12¡Suscríbete y hazlo!
28:55¡Suscríbete y hazlo!
29:10¡Suscríbete y hazlo!
29:11¡No haz Auntie!
29:12¡Pero no quieren perder ella!
29:14¡Suscríbete y hazlo!
29:33Casi Jetes, no ll
29:35Turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:40Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:42Okay.
29:46You are the best.
29:56Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:58You're asking to die.
30:02You're not human.
30:05Who the hell are you?
30:06My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:09Disappear.
30:28Okay, Lily.
30:29You can turn around now.
30:34Daddy?
30:35What happened to the bad guy?
30:37He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:46Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:49Don't move.
30:50Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:52I'll be right back.
30:58Daddy, be careful.
31:01Don't worry, Lily.
31:03No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:10That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:13How much longer you got?
31:15Let me have my fun first.
31:18So what?
31:19I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:33Damn.
31:34You take a hit well.
31:35Let's enjoy this body.
31:37Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:41For Jack and Lily.
31:43Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:47No signal?
31:49You trying to hog the glory?
31:51More coming.
31:52Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:54No choice.
31:55I'm taking them down with me.
31:57This the woman Dylan wants?
31:58Where the kid?
32:00Some guy took the brat.
32:03Useless.
32:04Grab her first.
32:05Then we hunt the child.
32:10Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:16You all want to come at once?
32:18Then die together.
32:19Pick your graves.
32:32Why did you come back?
32:34Where's Lily?
32:38Lily's safe.
32:39Don't push yourself.
32:42So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:46Her taste is trash.
32:48Beg now.
32:49And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:52Refuse and you'll be screaming.
32:55End it fast.
32:58You?
32:59In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:02Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:05Just hold on a little longer.
33:08Jack means more to me than anything.
33:10I won't let him get hurt.
33:21You want my husband?
33:23Step over my corpse first.
33:26In a hurry to die?
33:27Fine.
33:28I'll oblige.
33:57You're half dead already.
34:00How the hell did you knock me back?
34:02The sea is sinking.
34:03Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:07This can't be.
34:33Ancient Ekethra.
34:34The coastal legend monster?
34:36Why would she be here?
34:40Ha ha ha!
34:41Our boss has real backing.
34:43He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
34:46No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
34:50They're coming for us.
34:51We're finished.
34:53Don't worry, darling.
34:54Things might turn around.
34:55Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:57Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:03They're here for me.
35:04Jack, stay behind me.
35:06With me here, no one touches you.
35:09Stop saying that, Jack.
35:10Look around.
35:11We're surrounded.
35:12We could actually die here.
35:19My lords!
35:20Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson.
35:26You worthless creature!
35:29You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
35:39Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:55Mercy, my lord!
35:56We were just following orders!
35:58Dylan called the shots, not us!
36:02Dylan is just a rabid dog on Pan Vos' leash.
36:04We're not dying for that piece of shit.
36:06The Lord of the Deep is the only king.
36:09We're yours.
36:09Our lives are yours.
36:11Enough talk.
36:12Kill them!
36:13Kill?
36:14Us?
36:25My lord, please forgive us.
36:30I'm not done with you.
36:32Are you insane?
36:34Don't yell at them!
36:35I am so sorry.
36:39My husband is...
36:40He's just completely terrified.
36:42Please, don't mind him.
36:45It is...
36:47Just fine.
36:55Wait.
36:56Did they just call you my lord?
36:58Yeah, they're my bodyguards.
36:59Run errands for me sometimes.
37:01Quiet!
37:01This isn't a video game, Jack.
37:03If they kill us, you don't get to respawn.
37:05He never misses a chance to brag.
37:07That guardian of the sea must have stepped in again.
37:10I owe him more than I can ever repay.
37:13Those were scouts.
37:15The real army is coming.
37:16We're sitting ducks out here, Jack.
37:18We have to take Lily.
37:20And seek my father's protection.
37:24This is an amulet my father left me.
37:26It'll keep you safe when it matters.
37:27This war was never meant to involve you.
37:29I'm the one who dragged you into it.
37:32So I won't let you get hurt.
37:34This isn't that old bastard Hades' amulet.
37:36Damn.
37:36My brother turning into my father-in-law?
37:39Who the hell wrote this plan?
37:41It's way too Greek mythology.
37:42It's way too Greek mythology.
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