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00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:23This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your mother is going to kill me, but I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend,
00:00:51claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:58Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:01In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:04It's pure tragic.
00:01:05Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:09So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:23It could have been really bad.
00:01:26Oh, fuck.
00:01:27Oh, my God.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30No.
00:01:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:33Oh, my God.
00:01:34Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut starring him.
00:01:43All right.
00:01:45Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:46You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:49This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:53And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:05He's going to keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Mom.
00:02:12No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:13And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:20Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:44Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed.
00:02:51A ten-page smut about us.
00:02:53Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:56What?
00:02:56Alice.
00:02:57Whoa, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:02I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:04Uh-huh.
00:03:04And, dude, you've got to start wearing a shirt.
00:03:06Put some actual pants on.
00:03:07You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:10I don't care, man.
00:03:11All right?
00:03:12You're on watch duty now.
00:03:13You've got to keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:15Okay?
00:03:15And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:20What?
00:03:20I don't want to stick with you, Ryan.
00:03:22Catch you later, okay?
00:03:23Fuck yeah.
00:03:23All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:24All right, bye-bye.
00:03:28You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:37Hey.
00:03:38Hey, reminds me.
00:03:39Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:43I don't know.
00:03:45Why don't you define weird?
00:03:48It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:56Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:04:00want to open it.
00:04:00And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:05at it.
00:04:05Yeah, right.
00:04:06A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:11That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:13Yeah.
00:04:13No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I don't have any
00:04:19signal.
00:04:20So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:21I'm safe.
00:04:23Why?
00:04:23What's on the email?
00:04:26Why?
00:04:26What's on the email?
00:04:27Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:30Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:31Nothing.
00:04:32Nothing.
00:04:33Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you.
00:04:35I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:39uh, tell me.
00:04:41No, nothing.
00:04:42Nothing scandalous.
00:04:43I'm going to go.
00:04:44Actually, I have to go.
00:04:45Oh, good to see you.
00:04:50Okay.
00:04:51Deep breath.
00:04:53This is my year.
00:04:54New city.
00:04:55New school.
00:04:56I'm going to make this squad.
00:04:58And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:19What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:22Um, more like a 12.
00:05:27Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:30I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:33Sweetie.
00:05:33Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:35And more delicate.
00:05:37You know what I mean?
00:05:39Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45You want a shot?
00:05:48But you have to prove your bets first.
00:05:50Okay.
00:05:50Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:51Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:53If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:06:00Sure.
00:06:00Yeah, um, where is he?
00:06:03He's in a team meeting.
00:06:04Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:07And just barge in.
00:06:09Be aggressive.
00:06:09He loves them.
00:06:12See you later.
00:06:18Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:21She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:25Brett's going to eat her live.
00:06:32Third door.
00:06:33Meeting room.
00:06:34Show him aggression.
00:06:35I got this.
00:06:45Oh, my God.
00:06:47Oh, my God.
00:06:49You, uh, lost, baby girl?
00:06:51Because, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:53We lost, and we still have to.
00:06:55See you.
00:06:59Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:07:02No!
00:07:03No!
00:07:04Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:06Turn around.
00:07:13Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:15I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:16Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:19Were you needing a salute?
00:07:21Um, back off.
00:07:41You looking for me?
00:07:44You looking for me?
00:07:46What do you think you're doing in the boys' life, man?
00:07:48Brett?
00:07:49He's the football captain?
00:07:51Of course he is.
00:07:53Who else could it be?
00:07:55Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:57You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:08:01Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:08:03The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:07Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:09I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:13Oh, my God.
00:08:14Turn.
00:08:15Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:18Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:20You look thirsty.
00:08:29Hey, well, great.
00:08:29Well, you guys are gonna be running around so you're fucked and puke.
00:08:32Put it down!
00:08:37What's that?
00:08:38Well, to get you out of here, I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:40It's okay, I can just go around.
00:08:53I finally did it.
00:08:55The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:58I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:09:00And holy hell, it felt good.
00:09:04The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:09Touchdown.
00:09:11Nice look.
00:09:19You guys are benched.
00:09:20It's just a joke.
00:09:22Seriously.
00:09:25The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:28The look is the kisser.
00:09:30In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:32Unmenged.
00:09:33Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:36Kill me now.
00:09:43What are you doing here?
00:09:45I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:47Obviously.
00:09:49Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:52Yes, it did.
00:09:53You've just been waiting.
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:55And whose fault is that?
00:09:58I messaged you.
00:09:59Oh, crap.
00:10:00I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:10:03I was dying of embarrassment.
00:10:05I must have missed your message.
00:10:08Sorry.
00:10:09Missed my message?
00:10:11You know, I don't think so.
00:10:13I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:16Why?
00:10:17Okay, come on.
00:10:18What?
00:10:19Just give it back.
00:10:20Whatever you...
00:10:21Hold on.
00:10:22You're texting Chad?
00:10:24I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:28You know, Chad is a walking FGD.
00:10:29He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:31Are you into that?
00:10:32We're doing a school project together.
00:10:33Ah, a school project.
00:10:35Yes.
00:10:35You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:38Well, it's the truth.
00:10:39So can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:41Hold on.
00:10:42Let me do something really quick.
00:10:43What are you doing?
00:10:44There you go.
00:10:46Chad is deleted.
00:10:47What?
00:10:47What?
00:10:48Stop!
00:10:49Dirty done.
00:10:49That's not cool.
00:10:50You can't do that.
00:10:52That's not fair.
00:10:53Yes, it is.
00:10:54Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:57So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:11:00So take your phone out.
00:11:05Cool.
00:11:05Do what?
00:11:07I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:18Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:20Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:22This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:25The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:30I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:35It's true you were meant to kill each other.
00:11:38This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:41My only...
00:11:42My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:48Yes.
00:11:49Brett.
00:11:50Harder.
00:11:52Faster.
00:11:53I'm coming.
00:11:55Are you all right?
00:11:55Yes.
00:11:57Any a little bit of air.
00:11:58It's really hot in here.
00:12:00I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:12:02Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:12:07No, I just...
00:12:15Oh my God.
00:12:17Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:19I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:23You have double XL condoms, don't you see?
00:12:26I'll tell you guys.
00:12:27It's for garage.
00:12:28Do you actually use those?
00:12:30Yeah.
00:12:31Yeah, you should be.
00:12:33There's no way.
00:12:34That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:36What did you like to know?
00:12:42Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:46Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:48You kissed me back.
00:12:50You basically attacked me.
00:12:51I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:13:00Pathetic.
00:13:00I'm actually pathetic.
00:13:02I thought he kissed me back.
00:13:03I'm such an idiot.
00:13:06Forget I said anything.
00:13:07You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:13:10Now that you're my responsibility, we're going to sit and spend around this.
00:13:13Excuse me?
00:13:14There's going to be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:17No parties, no frat movies.
00:13:20And you're going to share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:22Are you insane?
00:13:24Who do you think you are?
00:13:25My father?
00:13:31I'm your roommate.
00:13:32And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:36So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41We're roommates.
00:13:42And that means we're equals.
00:13:44That means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:47So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:51And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:56sure that you're safe.
00:13:57Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:14:03Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:14:06No.
00:14:07Pro Max.
00:14:08Not when he looks like that.
00:14:12You're a criminal team.
00:14:13Yeah.
00:14:15This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:19First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:21Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:25You don't care.
00:14:26Tell me about them.
00:14:27I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:28I don't control what I do.
00:14:31Yes, I do.
00:14:44Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:48Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:51You're mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:55Lingerie?
00:14:56Seriously?
00:14:58But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:15:02I'm not letting Rita win.
00:15:05I'm your roommate.
00:15:06And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:15:08Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:13I don't take orders from those.
00:15:18Are you ready to ride?
00:15:36Oh my god.
00:15:38Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:44Look everyone.
00:15:45The strippers arrived.
00:15:47Let's all give little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:54Thanks.
00:15:55At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:58You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:16:01I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:16:05Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:16:07Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:16:12Turn the music up.
00:16:13Let's play a game.
00:16:26Let's play a game.
00:16:29I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:40I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:42Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:46What's the matter?
00:16:47No guys want you?
00:16:49Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:51She's stalling.
00:16:53She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:55You can't get a guy?
00:16:56You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits enough, a single man wants to claim you.
00:17:01Just give me a second.
00:17:12Hey, Allison.
00:17:13Yeah, I...
00:17:20That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:23But you're so thirsty.
00:17:25Lick it up.
00:17:31Lick it up.
00:17:40Brett?
00:17:43What's up?
00:17:44Where are you?
00:17:45I'm at Club Five.
00:17:47I am...
00:17:48I lost a dare.
00:17:50Yeah?
00:17:51What kind of dare?
00:17:54I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:58Allison, you're asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was a
00:18:02good idea for you to go out of night?
00:18:03Come on, Brett.
00:18:05Please, this is serious.
00:18:06Can you just come get me?
00:18:07No, Allison.
00:18:08You know what?
00:18:09You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:18:11Brett, please!
00:18:16How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:18He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:21You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:25I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:33Where do you think you're going?
00:18:35Grab her.
00:18:36Nope!
00:18:37Get off of me!
00:18:38You lost the dare.
00:18:39You paid the price.
00:18:42You need to loosen up.
00:18:44You couldn't get Brett's touchy.
00:18:45That's fine.
00:18:46We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:50No!
00:19:02What was that?
00:19:05Oh.
00:19:06Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:19:13Please!
00:19:14Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:16A dare is a dare.
00:19:17Stop fighting.
00:19:20I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:22Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:32Please!
00:19:32Please stop!
00:19:34You're getting this?
00:19:35That's what gets used.
00:19:38Hey, asshole!
00:19:51Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:54Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:20:04Brett.
00:20:05This is a total overreaction.
00:20:07Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:20:10I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:20:12She's practically begging for it.
00:20:24You know, I better not see any videos of this online.
00:20:26Or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:29And that goes for everybody.
00:20:31I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:33Does everybody understand that?
00:20:37Great.
00:20:38We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:41Yeah.
00:20:44You okay?
00:20:46Go.
00:20:47Let's go.
00:20:55Hey.
00:20:56Hey.
00:20:57What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:59Sneaking out?
00:21:01Going to a place like this?
00:21:03What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:21:06What did you mean back there?
00:21:11Back where?
00:21:13When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:18The literal meaning.
00:21:20I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:24I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:26And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:31I know.
00:21:32Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:34Hey.
00:21:34Always causing trouble.
00:21:36Please, just put this up.
00:21:38Happy?
00:21:39Yeah.
00:21:44Well, you know what?
00:21:45I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:47Like I'm desperate?
00:21:48No, that's not true.
00:21:49I know.
00:21:50Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:51Bullshit.
00:21:52You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:54These people are not your friends, and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:56I know, I know.
00:21:58Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend, and I know that I'm a pathetic loser, and I know
00:22:02that I'm not good enough for you.
00:22:04That's not true.
00:22:07Fuck Rita.
00:22:08Fuck everybody.
00:22:11Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:22:13I don't want to be me, okay?
00:22:14I want to be liked.
00:22:15I want to be wanted.
00:22:17And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:19I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:22I'll always be there.
00:22:23So what does that mean?
00:22:25What does that mean for us?
00:22:27What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:30I'm losing my mind.
00:22:32I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:36All I can think, just this once.
00:22:40What?
00:22:43Say it, just say it.
00:22:44I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:47Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:49No.
00:22:50It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:52That is not true.
00:22:53Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:56Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:58I can't.
00:23:01And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:23:05So you know what?
00:23:06Just forget it.
00:23:07Forget I said anything.
00:23:10I'm done begging you.
00:23:12I'm done.
00:23:13No, Allison, Allison, stop it.
00:23:21Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:26Why?
00:23:27Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:32It says that you have to stop.
00:23:36Please don't stop.
00:23:38Please don't stop.
00:23:58What are you doing, Ron?
00:24:01We're hurting everything.
00:24:14You know, what's up, loser?
00:24:19Allie?
00:24:20Are you a threat right now?
00:24:24I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:27Talk to me.
00:24:27I think it's time to run.
00:24:32What is he doing?
00:24:33Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:41Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:42Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:43What?
00:24:44Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:49So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:52and beat your ass.
00:24:54It's...
00:24:54It was an accident, okay?
00:24:56We just...
00:24:57I butt-dialed you.
00:24:59We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:25:05And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:25:08Okay?
00:25:08Chill.
00:25:09Really?
00:25:10Yeah, look.
00:25:15It's really dry, okay?
00:25:16My eye is, like, dying.
00:25:20All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care to, I don't know, like an
00:25:23urgent care right now or something.
00:25:25I need you to take care of that.
00:25:26I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:28I got it.
00:25:30Peace.
00:25:31Bye.
00:25:35Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:38Hey, but, uh...
00:25:40What's going on?
00:25:40You should...
00:25:41You forgot something.
00:25:42No, Allie.
00:25:43It's like...
00:25:43Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:45Hey, Allison.
00:25:47Stop.
00:25:53Quit acting so childish.
00:25:58You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:26:02Is you.
00:26:10All right, ladies.
00:26:12Physical assessments today.
00:26:14Allison, you're first.
00:26:48Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:52Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:54You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:58Shut up.
00:27:06Hey, uh...
00:27:07Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:27:11Huh?
00:27:20Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:26Solo Allison?
00:27:28Let me help.
00:27:30No hands-on.
00:27:32I'm okay.
00:27:34Come on. He'll be fine.
00:27:36I promise.
00:27:38Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:41Oh, she's with me.
00:27:44I'm not with anyone.
00:27:47Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:49That's right.
00:27:51She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:53Choose me.
00:27:58Walk away, Chad.
00:28:00Right now.
00:28:03Whatever, man.
00:28:04You're lost.
00:28:10What are you doing?
00:28:12What?
00:28:12Are you jealous or something?
00:28:14No, I'm not jealous.
00:28:16What was that?
00:28:16I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:28:18Keep the vultures away.
00:28:19Just doing my job.
00:28:23First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:28All right, come on.
00:28:30You're first.
00:28:36Let's go!
00:28:37We don't have all day!
00:28:39You ready, Ricky?
00:28:40I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:43But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:45Let's go!
00:28:46We don't have all day!
00:28:48You want to play?
00:28:50Fine.
00:28:51Let's play.
00:28:53We don't have all day!
00:28:54We don't have all day!
00:29:22What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:25I'm not doing anything.
00:29:26Stop it.
00:29:28Stop where?
00:29:32Switch positions!
00:29:35You're turned.
00:29:38Shh.
00:29:39Shh.
00:29:47Whenever you're ready.
00:29:50She's trying to kill me.
00:29:51And it's working.
00:29:58She's your best friend's sister.
00:30:00It's the forbidden fruit.
00:30:03Ron is gonna murder me.
00:30:10What the hell am I doing?
00:30:17What the hell am I doing?
00:30:19You okay, bruh?
00:30:21I'm good.
00:30:22And done!
00:30:23Allison, you killed it today.
00:30:25You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30Wow, thank you.
00:30:32Wow, thank you.
00:30:34Congratulations.
00:30:36Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:39Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:44North mean.
00:31:00Oh my god.
00:31:03It's fucking hot!
00:31:04Hot!
00:31:06Oh my god.
00:31:13Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:31:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:31:16Here.
00:31:17Thanks.
00:31:17Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:31:19It's fine.
00:31:21Okay, brain bleach.
00:31:23I need brain bleach, but damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:31:27How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:30Okay, it's fine.
00:31:31Just, it's okay.
00:31:32Just forget it, okay?
00:31:33I'm doing laundry.
00:31:34I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:36I, um, didn't.
00:31:38You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:40And it.
00:31:42And neither are you.
00:31:43You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:44You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:47And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:48No, okay.
00:31:49I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:50Listen, I just.
00:31:53Why aren't you still here?
00:31:55Why aren't you still here?
00:31:57Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:58This is my morning routine.
00:31:59I don't know, it's 8.30.
00:32:01Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair and
00:32:04makeup thing?
00:32:05What?
00:32:05Nobody told me that, had.
00:32:09Oh my gosh, she's going to kill me.
00:32:10Hey, hey, hey.
00:32:11This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:32:12She's going to, she's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:32:15Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:32:16You okay?
00:32:16You're all right?
00:32:17Okay.
00:32:32Get all your stuff?
00:32:33Yeah.
00:32:34Um, I have to go.
00:32:37Okay.
00:32:37Thanks.
00:32:38Bye.
00:32:47Did you just see that?
00:32:48That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:52And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:54Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:56Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:58Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:33:07Hey.
00:33:08Sorry, I'm late.
00:33:09I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:33:12Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:33:14Late is late.
00:33:15You're just too lazy.
00:33:24Hey.
00:33:26What's your problem?
00:33:27My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:30It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:32Like I said, nobody...
00:33:37No.
00:33:38Hey.
00:33:39Stop.
00:33:40Are you crazy?
00:33:42Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:46Stop.
00:33:48You want to fight?
00:33:50I'll give you a reason.
00:33:56Hey.
00:33:57Hey.
00:33:57What are you doing?
00:33:58What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:59Get your fucking hands off.
00:34:00This is the girls' locker room.
00:34:02Cool.
00:34:02Get out.
00:34:05Get out of here.
00:34:06All of you.
00:34:06Get out of here.
00:34:07Right now.
00:34:07Did you hear me?
00:34:08Get out.
00:34:13You okay?
00:34:15It's fine.
00:34:17I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or
00:34:21something.
00:34:22It's gonna be okay.
00:34:23We have enough time.
00:34:24Trust me.
00:34:28Hi.
00:34:28Hello.
00:34:29Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:34:32room.
00:34:32Right now.
00:34:38Alright.
00:34:38Hey, listen.
00:34:39Use my jersey.
00:34:41Make you look better than the original.
00:34:42Alright?
00:35:07Oh shit, is that even Allison?
00:35:37You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:44Really, to you as your best friend's sister, of course.
00:35:49As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:54All right, time's ticking.
00:35:56Let's move.
00:35:58Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:36:06You take center.
00:36:07Let's go.
00:36:14Hey, uh...
00:36:20Break the leg.
00:36:24Oh, dear.
00:36:29Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:38One, two, three, go!
00:36:44Shout out loud!
00:36:50Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:51Oh, yeah!
00:36:58Oh, yeah!
00:37:09What is that girl?
00:37:10She's on fire!
00:37:11It's Allison Scott.
00:37:13You know she had moves.
00:37:19Allison is seriously so hot.
00:37:21I mean, damn.
00:37:23I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:37:26Body in that uniform?
00:37:27Woo!
00:37:28You're getting lucky tonight.
00:37:31Stay with me.
00:37:32I don't have to.
00:37:33See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:37I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off,
00:37:39the only thing that's going to be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:52He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:54The 20.
00:37:55The 10.
00:37:59Touchdown!
00:38:00Matt Harrison does it again.
00:38:02State wins.
00:38:03Yeah!
00:38:03Oh!
00:38:04Good job!
00:38:05Thank you!
00:38:06Woo!
00:38:07Woo!
00:38:10Yeah!
00:38:18Hey!
00:38:20Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:38:22That was really good.
00:38:24You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:38:27Hey, shut up.
00:38:28Oh!
00:38:31You okay?
00:38:33Kiss!
00:38:33Kiss!
00:38:34Kiss!
00:38:36Kiss!
00:38:37Kiss!
00:38:37Kiss!
00:38:38Kiss!
00:38:38Kiss!
00:38:39Kiss!
00:38:39Kiss!
00:38:39Kiss!
00:38:40Kiss!
00:38:41Kiss!
00:38:42Kiss!
00:38:42Kiss!
00:38:43Oh, my God.
00:38:44Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:46In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:50Kiss!
00:38:50Kiss!
00:38:55Kiss!
00:38:57Kiss!
00:38:57Kiss!
00:38:58Now we've got ourselves a good old Kiss Cam standoff.
00:39:02I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:39:03Kiss!
00:39:03Kiss!
00:39:05Kiss!
00:39:05Kiss!
00:39:07Kiss!
00:39:07Come on, Allison.
00:39:08Let's give the people what they want.
00:39:09I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend, but I want it.
00:39:32Wait, what?
00:39:39I can't believe this is happening. Kiss Kim, me and Brett.
00:39:53Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:58Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:40:01No problem.
00:40:10This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:40:14But it feels so right.
00:40:17I never want it to end.
00:40:22Harrison!
00:40:29Harrison!
00:40:32What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:40:36Rob, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:39I'm making a scene?
00:40:39Yeah.
00:40:40I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:43Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:46Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:52You're unbelievable.
00:40:55I hate you.
00:40:58Dude, I'm...
00:40:59No, no, no. You cut the crap. You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:41:03I promise.
00:41:04Do not bullshit me! Do not bullshit me!
00:41:06Absolutely nothing. I'm serious. Nothing.
00:41:09Fucking lying. I saw the way you kissed her.
00:41:12Okay? She is not another one of your conquests.
00:41:14I know that.
00:41:15So you stay in your lane.
00:41:16Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:41:19You do not cross me. You do not!
00:41:21I promise. Dude.
00:41:23Fuck.
00:41:27Okay.
00:41:28Hey, we need to talk.
00:41:30No!
00:41:31I sound like a mom!
00:41:34This is ridiculous.
00:41:35Why am I texting him? He's literally in the next room.
00:41:38You know what?
00:41:40Just go in there.
00:41:41Just ask him.
00:41:42Hey, Brett. What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:45He kissed me back.
00:41:46You can't deny it this time. It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:51Okay.
00:41:53Do or die.
00:42:00What are you doing?
00:42:01Getting groceries.
00:42:02What do you think I'm doing?
00:42:04I'm taking a hot bath.
00:42:05Well, I think you should do something else.
00:42:07I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:42:10She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:42:13Brett.
00:42:15What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:42:17I know you didn't hate it.
00:42:19I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:42:22Why?
00:42:23You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:42:25Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:42:27Oh, you know what?
00:42:28I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:42:32It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:42:35Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:42:36The fun's over.
00:42:37It's finished.
00:42:38Do you understand?
00:42:42Don't you dare.
00:42:43No, don't you dare look like this.
00:42:44I'm not doing it.
00:42:45No, no, no.
00:42:46That's not fair, okay?
00:42:47Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:48Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:51Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:53You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:55Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:56I'm not doing anything.
00:42:58Yes, you are.
00:42:59You know what, even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:43:03Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:43:05Okay, so then earlier this year I should have kissed Chad.
00:43:08I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:43:15Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:43:18Chad's a predator and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:43:25I can't.
00:43:31Oh, is he hard?
00:43:39At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:42You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:48Oh, this is getting hot in here.
00:43:50You know, biology.
00:43:54Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:44:03Allie!
00:44:04Brett!
00:44:05You guys out here?
00:44:06Fucking shit, what the fuck is he doing here?
00:44:08You have to get out.
00:44:09I can't get out.
00:44:09If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:44:12Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I'm going to get out.
00:44:16Okay, cool.
00:44:17Allie, hey!
00:44:18Oh my god, he's telling you.
00:44:20Allie, hey!
00:44:20Just get under.
00:44:22Get under what?
00:44:22What?
00:44:23You have to get down.
00:44:28Allie!
00:44:29Hi!
00:44:30Shown alone?
00:44:31Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:44:33Why?
00:44:33I'm naked!
00:44:34Get out!
00:44:36You're...
00:44:38You're not, though.
00:44:40Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:44I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:45I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:46I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:47You got it, so...
00:44:48I also wanted to say that...
00:44:52I think you did a great job today.
00:44:55I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:56And I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:59an asshole about it.
00:45:01Thanks.
00:45:08Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:45:10Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:45:15So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:45:19Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:45:21It's a game.
00:45:22Everyone does it.
00:45:24A game?
00:45:25I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:45:27This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:45:30Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:45:32So, who did you want me to pick?
00:45:34That's fair.
00:45:36Chad sucks.
00:45:37Yeah.
00:45:38Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:45:39Okay.
00:45:39He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:43They won't be.
00:45:47Okay, thanks.
00:45:50What was that?
00:45:53What was that?
00:45:57Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:59Okay.
00:45:59I'm okay.
00:46:00Don't drown.
00:46:00Okay.
00:46:01Have a good soak, I guess.
00:46:03Okay.
00:46:04Bye!
00:46:12The only one's gonna die.
00:46:15Good talk.
00:46:17Wait.
00:46:20I have to ask you something.
00:46:21What?
00:46:22I'm going to ask him out.
00:46:24On a date.
00:46:25Don't be the little sister, Alison.
00:46:26Be the girl he kissed.
00:46:28There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:46:32I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:42Got plans, Allie.
00:46:46Okay.
00:46:47Yeah, whatever.
00:46:48I just...
00:47:02Rhett?
00:47:07I guess we have the same plans.
00:47:13Except his are with Rita.
00:47:15Not me.
00:47:25Look.
00:47:26Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:47:28Just finally getting back.
00:47:29Did you know Alison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:47:32It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:47:35I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:47:38I came by myself.
00:47:39Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:43Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:45Nothing major.
00:47:46Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:47Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:50Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:54Huh.
00:47:55How much are you asking for this?
00:47:57Fifteen dollars.
00:47:59I made it myself.
00:48:00Fifteen dollars?
00:48:02For some plastic and twine.
00:48:03You don't have to buy it.
00:48:05It's ambitious.
00:48:07You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:48:10I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:48:17You want to say five hundred dollars a piece?
00:48:21Are you insane?
00:48:22You actually want this garbage.
00:48:24You know, I value the artist.
00:48:25That's just how expensive something looks.
00:48:27So, five hundred dollars?
00:48:28What's that supposed to mean?
00:48:29She's nothing.
00:48:30No, you're nothing.
00:48:31Especially compared to her.
00:48:33How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:48:37Why don't you get out of here?
00:48:39No, I'm serious.
00:48:40Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:45You know, I do think this stuff is pretty good.
00:48:47What are you doing?
00:48:48What do you mean?
00:48:49You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:51You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:52And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:55You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:58What do you want?
00:48:59I'm just trying to...
00:49:01Oh, Allison.
00:49:03Party at my place.
00:49:05Celebrating the big win.
00:49:06You coming?
00:49:08I don't know.
00:49:09I'm not interested.
00:49:11She's a grown woman.
00:49:13She can speak for herself.
00:49:16So, what do you say?
00:49:19You're not going anywhere.
00:49:22And there goes the big brother act again.
00:49:24Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:49:27You hate Chad, Brett?
00:49:29Fine.
00:49:29Chad's my new best friend then.
00:49:31No, yeah.
00:49:33Sounds fun.
00:49:37I'll be there.
00:49:44I'll be there.
00:49:46There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:50Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:53Oh.
00:49:54Thanks.
00:49:58It's a cool party.
00:50:00Yeah, you know I threw this whole thing.
00:50:01Just for you.
00:50:03Really?
00:50:04For me?
00:50:05Why did you do that?
00:50:06You're single.
00:50:08I'm single.
00:50:09You need another reason.
00:50:12This is going for you.
00:50:12So, what's the deal with you?
00:50:13you and Brett?
00:50:15No deal.
00:50:16There's nothing happening between us.
00:50:18He's just a friend of a friend.
00:50:20Of my brother.
00:50:29So,
00:50:30Listen, let's fix that.
00:50:36Yeah. No, why not?
00:50:38There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:50:41Maybe I should just move on.
00:50:42You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:50:44No. What's that?
00:50:46We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:50Come on.
00:51:05Damn it.
00:51:06Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:51:09Come on, Allison. You're already here.
00:51:21Fine.
00:51:23But I play to win.
00:51:29Oh, you can check it out.
00:51:31Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:47Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:49Game's over. Let's go.
00:51:51Excuse me.
00:51:51What are you doing?
00:51:52Get off of me.
00:51:53What do you think you're doing?
00:51:54You're ruining my night.
00:51:55Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:57What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:58Don't care.
00:51:59How about you elect her someone who gives a fuck?
00:52:01Come on.
00:52:01Okay?
00:52:02No more of these stupid games.
00:52:03You don't have to play this shit.
00:52:03I know.
00:52:04Let's go.
00:52:05I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:52:06I'm playing them because I want to.
00:52:11Get the fuck away from me.
00:52:22Oh my God.
00:52:23Oh shit.
00:52:35Oh my God.
00:52:36Oh my God.
00:52:46Is she okay?
00:52:54I can't breathe.
00:52:57I can't breathe.
00:52:59I can't breathe.
00:52:59Just try to breathe.
00:53:00All right.
00:53:03I'm going to be okay.
00:53:05All right.
00:53:06Let's get you in.
00:53:07Let's get you in.
00:53:12Okay.
00:53:12Get out of my way.
00:53:16Move.
00:53:18Just put me down, Fred.
00:53:20All right, here we go.
00:53:21Put you down.
00:53:22You know, he could have died.
00:53:24And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:53:29close to kissing him, huh?
00:53:30Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douche badder, right?
00:53:33That's not fair.
00:53:35What's not fair?
00:53:37What's not fair?
00:53:38What am I not understanding?
00:53:39What don't I understand?
00:53:40I don't know how this works, okay?
00:53:43I'm sorry.
00:53:44I'm figuring it out.
00:53:45I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:53:47You know what?
00:53:48That's fantastic.
00:53:48I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:51You're not any better than me.
00:53:53I'm not any better?
00:53:53What am I doing?
00:53:54How am I not any better?
00:53:56What are you talking about?
00:53:57You're worse.
00:53:58I jumped in the pool.
00:53:59I saved your life.
00:54:00And now what?
00:54:00I'm an asshole?
00:54:01How am I worse?
00:54:02You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:54:05Yeah.
00:54:06Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:54:09Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:54:12Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:54:15Yeah, I know.
00:54:15I sound like such a total jerk.
00:54:18You know, I don't understand.
00:54:23You made me fall in love with you.
00:54:28That's the worst thing.
00:54:29That's it.
00:54:30I did.
00:54:30No, no.
00:54:31I fell in love with you.
00:54:32I'm in love with you.
00:54:33And you're my brother's best friend.
00:54:34I know that.
00:54:36I know.
00:54:36Susan, why do you keep swooping in?
00:54:38It's saving me like a hero and then pushing me away.
00:54:42Am I crazy?
00:54:44Do you not feel anything?
00:54:46Because you're playing with my feelings.
00:54:48And you can't keep doing that.
00:54:51Okay?
00:54:52I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:56Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:57Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:59I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:55:01I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:55:24I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:55:34Listen, you have no idea.
00:55:36Every single time I saw you was him.
00:55:39I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's
00:55:44sister.
00:55:46Why didn't you say anything?
00:55:48I made a promise to run.
00:55:50But you know what?
00:55:57I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:56:11I think about you every day, every morning, every night, every single time I close my eyes.
00:56:22It's you that I see.
00:56:25Every time.
00:56:37I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:56:57So what are we now?
00:57:03What do you want us to be?
00:57:07What do you want me to be?
00:57:10I want you to be mine.
00:57:14I think I already am.
00:57:19But what about Ron?
00:57:21He's going to kill you.
00:57:23No, Ron loves you very much.
00:57:25He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees how much I love you.
00:57:38I don't know.
00:57:39I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:57:45Just for now.
00:57:48I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:57:49I know.
00:57:52But it's just for a little.
00:57:55Until we find the right moment.
00:57:58Yeah.
00:57:59Yeah.
00:58:00I don't know.
00:58:01I don't know your way.
00:58:03Be secret, Lars.
00:58:20Thinking about you.
00:58:30Hi, Captain.
00:58:31When are you coming to pick me up?
00:58:33I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:58:37I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:58:39Oh, well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:58:46My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:58:51Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:52He grabbed me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:56Brett, stop.
00:58:58Don't read my smut.
00:58:59I'm telling you.
00:59:01Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:59:05He trails kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:59:11Holy shit.
00:59:13That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:59:18I feel so hot right now.
00:59:23Palms my center.
00:59:25Slowly massaging my folds.
00:59:27Are you white, Allie?
00:59:28Fuck.
00:59:32Fuck.
00:59:37Oh, my God, someone's coming.
00:59:38I have to go fake my own death.
00:59:40Bye.
00:59:40I'm glad that somebody's coming.
01:00:01Hey.
01:00:02Are you okay?
01:00:03You sounded sick.
01:00:04Do you need help?
01:00:05Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
01:00:07You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
01:00:12I was just trying to help.
01:00:14Save it for someone who gives a damn.
01:00:19Shoot.
01:00:20Late.
01:00:25Late.
01:00:29Late.
01:00:33Late.
01:00:33Late.
01:00:35Late.
01:00:41Brett.
01:00:42Late.
01:00:43That's Allison's.
01:00:44Uh.
01:00:45I found it in the bathroom.
01:00:46If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:49Late.
01:01:05See what you have to
01:01:09Hey
01:01:09Hey
01:01:10You found my bag
01:01:11I was looking for that
01:01:12Thank you
01:01:13No problem
01:01:17Attention
01:01:18All members of the cheerleading squad
01:01:20It has been brought to our attention
01:01:22That apparently someone on this squad
01:01:24Is using illegal drugs
01:01:25I strongly suggest
01:01:27Whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:01:30Otherwise will be forced
01:01:31To contact the campus police
01:01:33For a thorough search
01:01:34Well
01:01:36I think we all know someone
01:01:37Who would do anything
01:01:38To stop being the fat friend
01:01:40Right?
01:01:41I'm sorry but I just saw you
01:01:42Throwing up in the bathroom
01:01:43Like ten minutes ago
01:01:44Excuse me
01:01:44I was fixing my makeup
01:01:46Sounded like you were retching
01:01:47And I asked you if you were a
01:01:49Look at this
01:01:49This is perfection
01:01:51It's every girl's dream
01:01:53I don't need shortcuts
01:01:54And we all know someone
01:01:55Who could lose a little weight
01:01:56I mean after all
01:01:57Who came in with
01:01:58Zero athletic ability
01:01:59And suddenly has endless energy
01:02:01Search me
01:02:02I have nothing to hide
01:02:08Your turn Scott
01:02:10Sure but I
01:02:12Rita
01:02:14Jackpot
01:02:15Well well well
01:02:16Look who needs drugs
01:02:18To keep up with the real athletes
01:02:19I knew it
01:02:21No one gets that good
01:02:23That quick
01:02:23Without cheating
01:02:24Allison
01:02:26Performance enhancing substances
01:02:27Are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:02:29Of the squad
01:02:30Coach I promise you
01:02:31I've never seen those before
01:02:32Okay
01:02:33Those aren't mine
01:02:34Right
01:02:34A cheater
01:02:36And a liar
01:02:37Coach
01:02:38Please listen to me
01:02:39I've never seen those
01:02:40I don't know what they are
01:02:42I'm lying
01:02:43It's the only way a cow like her
01:02:45Could ever compete with us
01:02:46You're mine
01:02:47Yeah those are actually
01:02:48My vitamins
01:02:50Did you forget
01:02:51I asked you to hold on
01:02:52To my vitamins this morning
01:02:54Yeah sorry
01:02:54I should have
01:02:55Labeled them or something
01:02:56He's right
01:02:57They're just vitamins
01:02:58No they aren't
01:02:59Miss Russo
01:03:00How is it
01:03:01That you come to possess
01:03:02Such extensive knowledge
01:03:04Of these banned substances
01:03:05I just
01:03:08They looked suspicious
01:03:09Well we were just
01:03:11Worried about the integrity
01:03:12Of the team
01:03:13Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:03:14Everything was legitimate
01:03:15That's enough
01:03:16All I see here
01:03:18Are three bullies
01:03:19Trying to frame a teammate
01:03:20Rita
01:03:21You are stripped
01:03:22Of captaincy
01:03:23Effective immediately
01:03:24What
01:03:25You can't do that
01:03:26Championships are in two weeks
01:03:28Nobody else knows
01:03:29The whole routine
01:03:29I mean I know it
01:03:30Yeah every count
01:03:32Every formation
01:03:32I could step up and do it
01:03:36You little bitch
01:03:37You think you can just
01:03:37Walk in here
01:03:38And steal everything from me
01:03:39That's enough Rita
01:03:40My decision is final
01:03:46Listen up
01:03:47When it's Allison's turn
01:03:48For the basket toss
01:03:49You're gonna have
01:03:50A little timing issue
01:03:51You want us to drop her
01:03:53She could get seriously hurt
01:03:54That's the point
01:03:56Accidents happen all the time
01:03:57In cheerleading
01:03:58So tragic
01:03:59I can't do that
01:04:00Coach will kill me
01:04:01Fine
01:04:02Then say goodbye
01:04:03To those little supplements
01:04:04That keep you fitting
01:04:04In your uniforms
01:04:06I know everything
01:04:07Girls
01:04:08Every dirty little secret
01:04:09Do exactly as I say
01:04:11Or you're gone
01:04:12Your call
01:04:13And make sure she falls hard enough
01:04:15She never gets back up
01:04:23Very sweet
01:04:26What happened back there
01:04:28How did you know that Rita
01:04:28Put those vitamins in my purse
01:04:30I saw Rita putting something
01:04:32In your bag
01:04:33So I swapped it out
01:04:36I knew it
01:04:37I knew she was up to something
01:04:38You know when I heard her
01:04:39In the bathroom
01:04:40Like ten minutes before
01:04:42Yeah
01:04:42She was throwing up
01:04:44Was when we were
01:04:47When we were having
01:04:49When we were having
01:04:52Bone sex
01:04:55So she's the one
01:04:56Who interrupted my grand finale
01:04:58Allison do you have any idea
01:04:59How hard it was to stop
01:05:02Hey do you
01:05:04Do you think I'm fat
01:05:06Seriously
01:05:06Who put that garbage in your head
01:05:08I don't want you to say anything
01:05:09Like that again
01:05:10I mean I'm being serious though
01:05:11I'm being serious too
01:05:12Allison
01:05:14Perfect just where you are
01:05:15Yeah
01:05:17I'll always be there
01:05:19To catch you in your form
01:05:22Always
01:05:25Alright
01:05:26On the count
01:05:27You both perform an elevated prep
01:05:29Rita you're up first
01:05:31Then Allison
01:05:44Okay
01:05:44Allison
01:05:45Hey
01:05:46Great job you guys
01:05:47You killed it
01:06:12Hey
01:06:13I told you to catch you
01:06:15Brett
01:06:17You just saved my life
01:06:22I guess that makes me
01:06:23Like a bag of cheerleader
01:06:24Or something huh
01:06:25Are you serious Scott
01:06:27You bailed on the stunt
01:06:28So you could dry hump
01:06:29The football captain
01:06:30Are you kidding me
01:06:31They almost dropped me
01:06:33I could have been paralyzed
01:06:34I could have died
01:06:35That would have been
01:06:36The best news of my life
01:06:37Rita
01:06:37That is a disgusting thing to say
01:06:40Leave the gym
01:06:41And think very carefully
01:06:42About your future on this team
01:06:46Oh
01:06:46Brett
01:06:47Thank you
01:06:48Oh my gosh
01:06:49I really appreciate that catch
01:06:51I almost had a heart attack
01:06:52Alright everyone
01:06:53In light of
01:06:54Performances
01:06:55And character
01:06:57I am so proud to announce
01:06:59Allison Scott
01:07:00As the new captain
01:07:03Thank you
01:07:04Wow
01:07:06Congratulations Captain Scott
01:07:08I'm proud of you
01:07:09Wanna show me just how proud you are
01:07:14And that's game
01:07:15State loses 21 to 35
01:07:20Allie
01:07:21Look I know
01:07:22It's not what you wanted
01:07:23It's okay
01:07:24Because you did good
01:07:25That's all that matters
01:07:26Thanks bro
01:07:27I'm gonna go take a piss
01:07:28I'll be right back
01:07:28Ew
01:07:29Don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:07:31Yo
01:07:32Allison
01:07:33She is
01:07:34Good baby
01:07:35Y'all do private shows
01:07:37You know
01:07:38Something with a little extra bump and grind
01:07:40You're so gross
01:07:43Yo what the hell
01:07:44Are you serious
01:07:45What
01:07:46What's going on
01:07:46I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:07:48No don't play with me bitch
01:07:50You've been teasing me for weeks
01:07:51I mean your dreams
01:07:53How about you spend more time training on the field
01:07:55So that what happens today
01:07:56Never happens again
01:07:59You think you're so fucking special
01:08:01Why
01:08:02You know everyone knows
01:08:03How you got the captain's position
01:08:05How
01:08:05By sucking your way to the top
01:08:07I mean that must be how you got out there
01:08:09Considering how much you suck
01:08:11While you play
01:08:12You shameless whore
01:08:15Hey
01:08:16I'm a woman
01:08:17I do
01:08:18You're defending your slut's honor huh
01:08:20She's a public boss
01:08:22Everybody gets a ride
01:08:25Hey
01:08:26Hey
01:08:27Hey fuckface
01:08:29You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:08:37What's going on here
01:08:38I mean coach
01:08:39We all saw it
01:08:40Chad was gonna hit her
01:08:41You're gonna hit her
01:08:43Get my office now
01:08:44You
01:08:46With me
01:08:46This is a really nasty cut
01:08:48Okay let's
01:08:49We should take you to the ER
01:08:50Okay
01:08:52Hey
01:08:53You sure you're out
01:08:59It's a really nasty cut
01:09:00Brad
01:09:01You could've broken your hand
01:09:03Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:09:05Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:09:08What's up
01:09:14You know I could kinda get used to this
01:09:16Having uh
01:09:17Nurse Allison around
01:09:19Take care of me
01:09:20Help me out
01:09:22Hey guys
01:09:23304
01:09:23I think it's this one
01:09:24Let's go see the hero
01:09:26Oh shit
01:09:27No that's Ron and the whole team
01:09:28They can't see us like this
01:09:31I won't let him
01:09:32Let's tell him
01:09:33Let's tell him the truth
01:09:34In front of
01:09:35The entire team
01:09:38Ron's gonna kill you
01:09:40Let me remind you
01:09:42Let's hide
01:09:42Yeah
01:09:42It's back
01:09:48Brett
01:09:50Brett
01:09:50You in there
01:09:50Yeah I'm just uh
01:09:51Washing up man
01:09:53John you have no idea
01:09:55How crazy you drive me
01:09:58You know every single time I see you
01:10:00All I can think about is uh
01:10:04Doing this
01:10:07You need a hand man
01:10:07No I got everything I need uh
01:10:11Right here
01:10:17You gotta be quiet
01:10:21Let's see what happens
01:10:24Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:10:26Hey you know what it uh
01:10:28Takes me a very long time
01:10:30Assholes
01:10:40I feel what you did
01:10:41I feel what you did
01:10:44It's kinda hard to miss
01:10:47Yeah
01:10:50Brett you gotta
01:10:51You gotta speed this up man
01:10:52We got your food
01:10:53It's gonna get cold
01:10:54You know my hands are soft bro
01:10:55I can help you
01:10:56Hey why don't you guys just beat it
01:10:57Alright
01:10:58I'm gonna be a little while
01:10:59Alright let's just give him some space
01:11:01Enjoy your blue balls
01:11:02Yeah don't pull muscles
01:11:04You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:11:07I think I've earned some uh
01:11:10Alice in physical therapy time
01:11:11If you know what I mean
01:11:13You know you could have just asked
01:11:16You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:11:31It's good
01:11:35Are you gonna help me?
01:11:37No I think I'm just gonna watch
01:11:57Brad goes pro after this
01:11:59Guaranteed
01:12:00I've heard the half time show
01:12:01It's gonna break the internet
01:12:02Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:12:04Sick
01:12:04Ladies and gentlemen
01:12:06Let's make some noise
01:12:07For your state university cheerleading squad
01:12:09Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:12:14I will end you
01:12:15Beat
01:12:18Save your applause everyone
01:12:20You're cheering for a fraud
01:12:22Your precious new cheerleading captain
01:12:24Didn't earn her spot
01:12:25She bought it
01:12:25With illegal performance enhancers
01:12:28And her dealer
01:12:29Look no further than your MVP
01:12:31Brett Harrison
01:12:37That's not true
01:12:39You know what
01:12:40I don't care
01:12:41Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:12:43Okay she's got
01:12:44Pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:12:46Just ask them yourself
01:12:47Oh really
01:12:48Let's ask the squad then
01:12:53Brett approached us about a month ago
01:12:56He said he had good stuff
01:12:59But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:13:02You know that's bullshit
01:13:04I have proof
01:13:08I know real doctors
01:13:09I've got pills
01:13:11Allie
01:13:12No more being blackmailed
01:13:14Let Allison take the captain position
01:13:18This is insane
01:13:20Okay
01:13:20I've never taken a drug in my life
01:13:23Oh sweetie
01:13:24It's all coming out now
01:13:25I saw her taking pills
01:13:26For practice
01:13:27We trusted you
01:13:29Cheater
01:13:32Hey anybody who messes with her
01:13:34Messes with me
01:13:35Open your eyes
01:13:36Brett
01:13:37She's using you
01:13:38For the clout
01:13:39For the status
01:13:40Who was she before you slept with her
01:13:43Nobody
01:13:43A total bottom feeder
01:13:45Rita you know what
01:13:45You're so full of shit
01:13:46It's unbelievable
01:13:47How'd you get that video huh
01:13:49And what'd you do to it
01:13:49You have nothing to fear
01:13:50If you have nothing to hide
01:13:52Boom
01:13:54Listen
01:13:54Just
01:13:54Please listen to me
01:13:56Hey everybody
01:13:57Just shut up
01:13:58This is my sister okay
01:13:59She would never do something like this
01:14:01And here come the pretzels
01:14:04Alright
01:14:04That's enough
01:14:05That's enough
01:14:06Now
01:14:07In light of these
01:14:08Significant allegations
01:14:10As well as the
01:14:11Evidence that has been presented
01:14:12I have no choice
01:14:14Allison Scott
01:14:15You are hereby removed
01:14:17From your position as captain
01:14:18Of the cheerleader
01:14:19Furthermore
01:14:20You are placed on academic suspension
01:14:22Pending an expulsion hearing
01:14:24Justice for the real athletes
01:14:26Hold on
01:14:27Hold it
01:14:28If you would please
01:14:29Look to the jumbotron
01:14:32I know some real doctors
01:14:33That can help you guys
01:14:34Get healthy
01:14:34With the right way
01:14:35No more pills
01:14:36No more purging
01:14:37No more black
01:14:38You'd really help us
01:14:39Absolutely
01:14:40Listen
01:14:41You guys are never gonna have to
01:14:42Take any of Rita's
01:14:43Take your spells ever again
01:14:44So
01:14:44What's the catch
01:14:45We're gonna make Rita
01:14:46Take some of her own medicine
01:14:48This video
01:14:49This is the real conversation
01:14:51Not the edited one
01:14:53That Rita just played
01:14:55Not for the drugs
01:14:57These are the drugs
01:14:58That I gave the girls
01:14:58They're vitamins
01:14:59You can get these
01:15:01At any pharmacy
01:15:01In the world
01:15:02You wanna check these out
01:15:03Prince Will
01:15:07He's right
01:15:09These are common supplements
01:15:10Everybody
01:15:11Rita is the one
01:15:12Who has been forcing
01:15:13Her teammates
01:15:14To take dangerous
01:15:15Weight loss supplements
01:15:16She's been threatening them
01:15:17If they wouldn't comply
01:15:18And she's been shaming them
01:15:19Degrading them
01:15:20From the bodies
01:15:21That they have
01:15:21Now everybody is different
01:15:23But all bodies
01:15:24Are beautiful
01:15:25Rita sabotaged Allison
01:15:27For one reason
01:15:27One reason only
01:15:28Because she was a threat
01:15:29She threatened the total control
01:15:31That Rita had
01:15:31Over the entire squad
01:15:32And it's horrible
01:15:34Because Allison
01:15:35She's a beautiful person
01:15:36And she would never
01:15:37Do anything like this
01:15:38And she deserves
01:15:39To be the cheer captain
01:15:42That's not true
01:15:43He's lying
01:15:45She's the one
01:15:46Who's drugging the team
01:15:47Lock her up
01:15:49Lock her up
01:15:50Lock her up
01:15:51Lock her up
01:15:52You fucking bitch
01:15:53You ruined my life
01:15:56You ruined it yourself
01:16:08Look at you
01:16:09Playing the victim
01:16:11You've been throwing yourself
01:16:12At me
01:16:13For weeks
01:16:14Just when I give you a chance
01:16:16You run crying to Harrison
01:16:18Nothing
01:16:19But a little
01:16:20Shut up dude
01:16:20Shut up
01:16:21What are you gonna do about it Harrison
01:16:23I don't have to do anything
01:16:24You're gonna get exactly what you deserve
01:16:26Right now
01:16:27Mr. Williams
01:16:31Apparently we've had a number of allegations
01:16:34Of sexual harassment against you
01:16:36From various female students
01:16:37As of now you are officially suspended
01:16:40From all school activities
01:16:41What?
01:16:42No
01:16:42My father
01:16:43Your father may have his name on the library
01:16:46But I assure you
01:16:47His money will not buy you immunity
01:16:49You can take him away
01:16:50Art is over
01:16:52Let go
01:16:52No
01:16:53I'll throw you off
01:16:54This isn't over
01:16:57And as for you
01:16:58Miss Scott
01:16:59On behalf
01:17:01Of the entire administration
01:17:03I would like to apologize to you
01:17:06For everything that you've had to endure
01:17:08And as of now
01:17:09You can consider yourself
01:17:10Officially reinstated as captain
01:17:13You can consider yourself
01:17:15Officially reinstated as captain
01:17:18Thank you principal
01:17:20Alright everyone
01:17:21Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:17:23I hope you enjoyed the show
01:17:25But
01:17:26We have a game
01:17:26To get back to
01:17:27So let's cheer on our wolves
01:17:31Let's win
01:17:32Come on
01:17:44Let's dance
01:17:45State University wins it all
01:17:47Oh
01:17:48Oh
01:18:15Hey Allison
01:18:20The way I'm not even surprised
01:18:24Hey, well you know what, uh
01:18:27He's cool, eh?
01:18:28I think he knew before we did
01:18:31I love you, kid, Scott
01:18:33I love you too, quarterback
01:18:43I'm
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