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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:50Rejuvenate.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo.
00:01:58Let's go.
00:02:03Come on, Cleo.
00:02:12Let's go.
00:02:14Please.
00:02:15My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:21If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24Be Lysander Armstrong.
00:02:25His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:29He's so hot.
00:02:32Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes.
00:02:34He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money.
00:02:36Fame.
00:02:37Power.
00:02:38It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes.
00:02:47Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying!
00:02:56Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married?
00:03:02I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:22I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:36Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:39Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish?
00:03:42That's you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:44The downfall of humanity.
00:03:46It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What?
00:03:49Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:11Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:24My migraine's gone.
00:04:26Okay, then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:29Come on.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:46What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry.
00:04:51I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General.
00:04:57I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging.
00:05:50He's not budging.
00:05:50There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this
00:05:57is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:01They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second.
00:06:18You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:21That's correct.
00:06:22Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:27That's her motto.
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:31We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:37No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I
00:06:44go bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:47James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly.
00:07:25God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:53But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:01Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:04I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:21A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:49Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:57But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:17Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:21My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:25Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up.
00:09:55You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:05But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:07I'm saving this patient on her.
00:10:07I'm saving this patient.
00:10:16Okay.
00:10:18What?
00:10:19What's happening?
00:10:21What are we doing?
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:31The rod of a sepulis?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:37I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
00:11:44studied for years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:03Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:07Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:29Precisely.
00:12:30You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:45And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:49which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:55Oh my God.
00:12:57If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:09It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:15Then let's have a bet.
00:13:17If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:45I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:52No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:29I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:38What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:57What?
00:14:58Did you just call me?
00:15:01There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh, yeah?
00:15:17Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:18Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:23With pleasure.
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breast.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:02This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:07Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:12If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:38Angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal.
00:16:45She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:48Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:54What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:10General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:15Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:19Hold on.
00:17:20You two are going in there alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right.
00:17:31But I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:34You two are going in there alone.
00:18:05You two are going in there alone.
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:39armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:46that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:51stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:18:58that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little night on the streets are you
00:19:08shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:13background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:27oh my god
00:19:35i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:56i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:02you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:09i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:17hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:22she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:30you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me i'm just one
00:20:48something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:55lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:09sir
00:21:10the swat team is here
00:21:12captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there
00:21:17with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:20i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:21to tear down that door
00:21:23rest assured general armstrong
00:21:25we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:50saving me by bathing with me
00:21:53who are you your fucking spy
00:21:56talk i swear to god i'm gonna have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper
00:22:05i will never
00:22:06i will really
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:26all right but it is a
00:22:27biological fact
00:22:29a man
00:22:30is attracted
00:22:31to
00:22:32a naked woman
00:22:33and her breasts
00:22:34science okay
00:22:35it just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:40you're just talking to me with your friend
00:22:43and i'm not professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice
00:22:46captain do something now
00:22:48ready
00:22:54we're almost there
00:22:55aim
00:22:58get him boys
00:22:59get him
00:23:01fire
00:23:05fire
00:23:06fire
00:23:07fire
00:23:08fire
00:23:21those
00:23:21ee-mucils
00:23:22how is this possible
00:23:24it's not even a scratch
00:23:26i told you this is dark magic
00:23:28of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:31no
00:23:31i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:34she's not the dark witch
00:23:36young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:40this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:43how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:46that's right
00:23:46the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:51if we can't save him
00:23:52no one can
00:23:53except for the goddess healer
00:23:55think about it
00:23:56we heard lysander's voice
00:23:58he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:01you're right
00:24:01this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:07maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:10no no
00:24:12absolutely not
00:24:13there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:16how could you know for sure
00:24:18right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:24:21you're wrong sir
00:24:22this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:27it's called borderline revival
00:24:29she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:32but only temporarily
00:24:34it's a trick
00:24:35to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:39that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:41i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:44to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:47my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:49he is dying right now
00:24:51naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:52with a smelly vagrant
00:24:54then it looks like it's up to me
00:24:56the witch doctor
00:24:57only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:02my son's life is in your hands
00:25:04you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:09i don't know who you are
00:25:10but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:17this isn't the finishing touch
00:25:20i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:22so we can both survive
00:25:43it's poison gas
00:25:45poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:50poison gas my son is in there
00:25:53you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:25:55no don't worry general
00:25:56gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:25:59soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:03then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:05and then he can marry one of us
00:26:08they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:13i made a promise to you that i'd save you
00:26:17it's now or never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there
00:26:32it's been over 10 minutes
00:26:33wait a second
00:26:35you don't think that they're
00:26:37you
00:26:38you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:26:40don't point your fingers at me
00:26:42if your brother's dead
00:26:44it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:46oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:49i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:53miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:55if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:26:57this is taking way too long
00:27:00captain morales
00:27:01it's time to get out
00:27:02the big guns
00:27:04these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:07bazooka
00:27:08she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:11crap oh my god
00:27:12get back something
00:27:15ready
00:27:16hey oh shit
00:27:22quit your whining and stand down
00:27:36the parasite's been extracted
00:27:38shoot her dead now
00:27:39do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:41i said stand down
00:27:45don't listen to her
00:27:46she's a fraud
00:27:47a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:49i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:53if i'm a termite then
00:27:55you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:27:57wait a second
00:27:58are you saying you cured my son
00:28:01he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:02you can see for yourself
00:28:04well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:07that is it
00:28:08no more stalling general
00:28:09if you won't punish her
00:28:11i will
00:28:15don't hurt her
00:28:21he's a killer
00:28:28his pulse is regular
00:28:29in fact it's never been better
00:28:34there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:45miss trixie did it dad
00:28:48lysander's warm again
00:28:49he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:51and his heart is strong
00:28:52come feel it
00:28:55i saved my son
00:28:56thank you
00:28:58next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:01your son would have otherwise died
00:29:03by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:06i've learned my lesson
00:29:07i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:12wait wait no no
00:29:14there is only one person in the world
00:29:16who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:22the goddess healer
00:29:27could you really be the goddess of healing
00:29:30but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:34and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:37it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:39what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:42devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:46take care
00:29:47no wait
00:29:49miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:51he's right
00:29:53we are men of our words
00:29:54and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:29:59and you did just that
00:30:00of course
00:30:01you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:03i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:13already engaged
00:30:14i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:19and he's coming back today
00:30:21but don't be disappointed
00:30:23really i'm no one special
00:30:25i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:28some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:31but you're still lysander's savior please
00:30:34let me give you what i promised
00:30:35take the gold
00:30:36no really
00:30:38i don't need anything
00:30:40i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:46tricksy
00:30:46it's your fiance
00:30:48he's back
00:30:49and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:53i must go
00:31:00hobo close
00:31:01halo glow
00:31:03i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie
00:31:06it was just dumb luck
00:31:08she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:11she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:13marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:20i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:25oh my god
00:31:27i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but
00:31:30this is godly
00:31:33no no no no nysander
00:31:36nysander was supposed to be mine
00:31:40i'd so much rather share him with me
00:31:42than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:44you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:47take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:49and revoke their licenses
00:31:51wait no
00:31:52we're not brides
00:31:53no she's just better than us
00:31:56oh my god
00:32:00we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:03she's no average jane
00:32:04no she isn't
00:32:05she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:07but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:10why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:14but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:15no normal person could have done that
00:32:18goddess or not
00:32:19homeless or not i don't care
00:32:20i have never met a woman like that
00:32:23i have to find her
00:32:23i have to make her my wife
00:32:25she won my heart over too
00:32:26but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:29i'll help you find her
00:32:30all right listen
00:32:32i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:39i'm dumping trixie
00:32:41so i want you
00:32:41your granddaughters
00:32:43filthy things
00:32:44out of my house
00:32:47now
00:32:47trixie paid for this house
00:32:49she waited for you
00:32:50for three years
00:32:52she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:54and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:32:57one with some serious
00:32:57fuck you money
00:33:00so get lost
00:33:01who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:10grandma
00:33:12beatrice
00:33:12trixie
00:33:13i'm already
00:33:15i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:17i'm dumping you
00:33:18for your best friend
00:33:19marissa
00:33:21in fact
00:33:23the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:24so sign over the house
00:33:26now
00:33:31you gave me this ring
00:33:33and asked me to wait
00:33:34and i did
00:33:35for three years
00:33:37while you were deployed
00:33:38yet you cheat on me
00:33:39with my best friend
00:33:41and now you're trying
00:33:42to swindle my home
00:33:44do you have no shame
00:33:46we were together for three years
00:33:47and uh
00:33:48it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:57that's how much she would owe me
00:33:59if i was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:03i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:05of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:11oh yeah
00:34:13well marissa
00:34:15is so much better than you
00:34:17now
00:34:17she grew up
00:34:18even poorer
00:34:19than you
00:34:20and now
00:34:21she's the ceo
00:34:22of an entire
00:34:23corporation
00:34:27and you
00:34:29you're still nothing
00:34:31so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:33of course she's an upgrade
00:34:35look what she uh
00:34:37got me for my
00:34:38engagement
00:34:39oops
00:34:40yeah
00:34:41that's maybe worth
00:34:43one millionth
00:34:44the presidential contract
00:34:45i gave her
00:34:51you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:53i certainly did
00:34:54in fact
00:34:56marissa
00:34:57you and your dimwit brother
00:34:59only have everything you have
00:35:01all thanks to me
00:35:07oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:08that breakup must have hit her
00:35:10hard
00:35:11you two
00:35:12are the ungrateful
00:35:14cheating scum here
00:35:15my granddaughter
00:35:16supported you
00:35:18and your entire family
00:35:19for three years
00:35:21while you were gone
00:35:21how dare you insult her
00:35:25it's okay grandma
00:35:26let's not stoop to that level
00:35:29poor edna
00:35:30she still doesn't know
00:35:31what you're doing
00:35:31out there on the streets
00:35:32huh
00:35:33what is he talking about
00:35:34you're saying
00:35:35show her bob
00:35:41this is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:43your granddaughter is
00:35:44she didn't purchase
00:35:45this house on her own
00:35:46she was begging on the street
00:35:48for money
00:35:50i can't be caught
00:35:51with a piss poor nobody
00:35:52like you
00:35:53even if you got no game
00:35:55i got street credit
00:35:56i gotta keep
00:35:57you dig
00:35:57the word you're looking for
00:35:59is dignity
00:35:59and you're one to speak
00:36:02cheater
00:36:04is this true tricksy
00:36:09i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:11i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:14so that i can help them
00:36:16of course those without substance underneath
00:36:19would never understand that
00:36:20what is that supposed to mean
00:36:22it means
00:36:23the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:25is actually a downgrade
00:36:31enough bullshitting already
00:36:32just sign the damn papers
00:36:33and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:49what
00:36:51if you won't do good by me of breaking things off
00:36:54before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:56why should i do good by you
00:36:58i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:37:01as a charity
00:37:03to you
00:37:04fucking bitch
00:37:05you better keep your word
00:37:07oh that's rich
00:37:09after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:11do you remember that
00:37:19tricksy
00:37:21marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:22they'll destroy you if you show
00:37:24even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:27grandma
00:37:28i have to confess something to you
00:37:30i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:33trillions
00:37:36that would make you
00:37:38the richest person
00:37:40on the planet
00:37:41it's because of the healing hands
00:37:42i inherited from aseplius
00:37:44the god of healing
00:37:45i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:49that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer
00:37:55it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:37:59but please
00:38:00tricksy dear
00:38:01i know it was to broken your heart
00:38:04but
00:38:05embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:07it will only delay the healing process
00:38:10you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:13after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:18i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:22that's why i'm taking everything back from butch
00:38:25and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:26you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:29i'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:31who will treat you right
00:38:32who actually deserves you
00:38:34you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:38oh yeah
00:38:44you said trixie's crushing your wedding
00:38:46she was bullying us too sasa
00:38:49she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:53when hubby nobody steps on snake
00:38:56the snake bites back hard
00:38:57so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:00yeah
00:39:01you mean
00:39:04we broadcast
00:39:05that video of you
00:39:09yes
00:39:10her cavewoman stick the 19th century tin can
00:39:13she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:15and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my presidential glow up
00:39:20let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:29there he is
00:39:31welcome home brother
00:39:34welcome home general
00:39:37sir
00:39:38the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:40this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:42he served with her regiment in the marines
00:39:44you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:47well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:51so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:55fucking coward
00:39:55according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:58then we should join her
00:40:00men
00:40:01i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible power
00:40:05that saved my life
00:40:06so she needs our support
00:40:08will you join me in protecting her
00:40:09yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her
00:40:12sir
00:40:13and let's roll
00:40:29welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:32today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:34not only are we getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing
00:40:40my biomedical company to go public
00:40:45congratulations on the contract once again mrs. wake him stow butch is taking my last name
00:40:51oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:55you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a partay after all
00:41:00i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:07the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:12it's an honor
00:41:13and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:18we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:21we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:25not so fast
00:41:26the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:50you two really are a match made in hell
00:41:53so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:41:57i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:00uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:07shh
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here
00:42:09this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:11i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:13you know being this poor
00:42:17me bum a meal
00:42:18have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:22what evidence do you have of that
00:42:24look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:27i'm a millionaire ceo
00:42:29even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:33and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:37sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:41see everyone but already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up
00:42:48to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:50this is what poor sad girls do they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious
00:42:57projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:03especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:11you giving me the contract
00:43:13you have no skills
00:43:15no education
00:43:16no connection
00:43:17so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:19to get the u.s. fucking president to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:24we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:26and i saw potential in you
00:43:28even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:30but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:34don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:37this is what us rich girls do
00:43:39they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:42damn right
00:43:44you were too embarrassing for me
00:43:47sasa tramples you any day
00:43:49i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:43:52bravo
00:43:53self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:55quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:43:57sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:59she'll make her stop
00:44:00don't listen to her everyone
00:44:02she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:04i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:06and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:11you may look and sound like a man
00:44:13but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:15okay enough
00:44:16you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:18your moral posturing
00:44:20but guess what
00:44:22morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:25that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:29because i've got the material goods
00:44:31and you're just all empty talk
00:44:33i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:35because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:39see this
00:44:51oh my god
00:44:53is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:45:00no absolutely not i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already
00:45:05don't worry
00:45:06this isn't that contract
00:45:09it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:15see everyone she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:18but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:20look at her following orders
00:45:21i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:24like a good little uh
00:45:25peasant slave
00:45:26that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:32you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:46you must understand me
00:45:48i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:50i'm giving it to charity
00:45:59bro
00:46:00she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:01she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:04she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:06you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:09it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:11uh i i know what this is
00:46:14you've gotten delusional
00:46:15and you think you're cinderella
00:46:17so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:19and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever
00:46:22well that's not happening
00:46:23security lock the doors
00:46:25this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:31this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:36we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:38she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:41butch tanner
00:46:42well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:45let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me
00:46:52marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch
00:46:59general lysander armstrong
00:47:00you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:03he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:07you're an unskilled
00:47:08unemployed
00:47:09ugly leech
00:47:11so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:17no one here is gonna believe you
00:47:18if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:20then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:23and she's nice
00:47:25you're just asking to be humiliated tricksy
00:47:27show them butch
00:47:34see for yourselves everyone
00:47:36trixie's just a
00:47:38freeloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone cause we're rich as fuck now
00:47:46i'm a major in the marines
00:47:48sasa
00:47:49she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military
00:47:54approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:47:59how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:04get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:48:06no free meals for the poor
00:48:07do you see this tricksy
00:48:10this is high society
00:48:12so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:14or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:16maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:20maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:25i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:28but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:30which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:32to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:35but no
00:48:37you stooped so low
00:48:38it disgusts me
00:48:40nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:44and who knows
00:48:46if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:50well then
00:48:52why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:48:54my brother will never take you back
00:48:56no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:48:59but make me happy
00:49:01and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:15how dare you hit my brother
00:49:17i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:22don't worry my dear
00:49:23after i'm done with you trixie
00:49:25not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:29oh
00:49:30is that so
00:49:32security
00:49:34get down on your knees
00:49:36and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:38in front of everybody here
00:49:40or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:42the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:44i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:47any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:49:50before you even touch me
00:49:52dream on
00:49:54you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:49:57but you weren't good enough for me
00:49:58you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:00enough
00:50:02you're souring my party
00:50:03so you either get the fuck out
00:50:06or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:08on the count of three
00:50:09i think i quite like it here
00:50:11two
00:50:23this wine is so delicious
00:50:26one
00:50:26shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand
00:50:32on my future wife
00:50:39it's
00:50:41it's
00:50:50who the hell is this
00:50:55i'm sorry that i'm late
00:50:56did they hurt you
00:50:58no
00:50:59i'm fine
00:51:00but um
00:51:01when did i become your future wife
00:51:05you saved me
00:51:07trixie
00:51:07remember
00:51:08i'm a man of my word
00:51:10they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:12really
00:51:12it was nothing
00:51:14i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:16not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:24i see what this is
00:51:26you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:51:28look at you guys all lovey dove
00:51:30don't try to pin this on her
00:51:31she waited for you for three years
00:51:33this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:37virtue
00:51:39don't make me laugh
00:51:41she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:43no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:51:47she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:51:54i see her in the marines
00:51:57i'm a major
00:51:59look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:05but
00:52:05don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:14a real man never talks about a woman that way
00:52:18you're a coward
00:52:29we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:33you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:52:40so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again you understand
00:52:43you want to fuck with me you little dipshit
00:52:45i'm a fucking major
00:52:47you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:52:49i'll i'll destroy you
00:52:51do you really not know who this is butch
00:52:54i thought you were in the marines
00:52:55what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:00he was just a supply boy
00:53:04war hero
00:53:06is this all part of your plan trixie
00:53:08poor girl
00:53:09did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself
00:53:14a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:16trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:23a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:25what a pair
00:53:27seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:31maybe we should try to place them off some more don't you think
00:53:35bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:44what is all this
00:53:45trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:50but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:55i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:53:58it's not in my nature
00:54:01unlike somebody else here
00:54:03listen trixie
00:54:04i have never
00:54:06met a woman
00:54:09like you
00:54:10so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:13so i know
00:54:14that you're the one for me
00:54:18this guy's either nuts or a really
00:54:20really good actor
00:54:22Oscar worthy
00:54:24Oscar worthy
00:54:25no
00:54:26first gift
00:54:32trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:54:34so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:38worth 500 million dollars
00:54:40previously owned by
00:54:41jennifer aniston
00:54:44second gift
00:54:47this contains all the rights to
00:54:50my entire fortune
00:54:51which is now yours
00:54:53entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:54:55he must be pennies
00:54:57they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:54:59they've got nothing left
00:55:01Lysander
00:55:02i really don't care for any of us
00:55:04look i i know
00:55:06i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:09okay
00:55:09which is exactly why
00:55:11well my third gift
00:55:13is um
00:55:15wealth
00:55:30clio
00:55:31hey
00:55:32oh my god
00:55:34you found my dog
00:55:40trixie i'm just a man
00:55:41but with you it's so much more
00:55:44trixie amore
00:55:48will you marry me
00:55:52you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:55:57yes
00:55:58i will marry you
00:56:15go go power couple
00:56:18woo
00:56:19okay stop
00:56:21the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:25let's remind everyone how worth this trixie is
00:56:29no man in their right mind
00:56:31would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:34hey
00:56:35i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:37but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:39which means that she will be treated as
00:56:41and cherished as
00:56:42the most precious woman on earth
00:56:44understand
00:56:49you still don't realize
00:56:50that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:56:53this is general lysander armstrong
00:57:03as if
00:57:04like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:10yes the armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:57:14lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:19i bet my life you're all just
00:57:22actors
00:57:22then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:24come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:26let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie
00:57:28what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:57:30the elites
00:57:32infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:34she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:37truth is she's just a useless
00:57:40lazy bitchin bum
00:57:41she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:46i can dispose of them
00:57:48in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:50i'd handle them myself but
00:57:54i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:56go ahead lysander
00:58:04yes hello this is lysander please
00:58:06bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:10oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:58:12anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:22uh hello
00:58:24yes
00:58:27what
00:58:32i'm going bankrupt
00:58:41hey hey hey
00:58:43are you sure that was the call sasim
00:58:45that was a real call
00:58:46people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:48my company's dead
00:58:49it evaporated
00:58:51it's in thin air
00:58:55that's impossible
00:58:57who are you
00:58:58what is your deal
00:58:59secretary cho
00:59:01you said you're the secretary of health right
00:59:03and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:07could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:59:11then that means
00:59:14you're
00:59:14really lysander armstrong
00:59:16the richest and most powerful man
00:59:19in the country
00:59:20trixie's married the famed war hero
00:59:24the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:28now you believe me
00:59:29those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:33there's got to be some trick to this
00:59:35you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:47i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long
00:59:51you don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:59:54let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you a good time
01:00:07i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:13i guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:17salsa was just trying to save the company
01:00:20i don't blame her at all
01:00:22your double standards are incredible
01:00:24okay you don't want me
01:00:25fine
01:00:26but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:28i can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:31uh... eighteen years old
01:00:32uh... fresh for the taking
01:00:40i did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:42miss trixie
01:00:43thank you devon
01:00:46marissa
01:00:46not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:49your best friend
01:00:50by stealing my fiance
01:00:52but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:00:56you're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:58no to all of humanity
01:01:00so now
01:01:01everything that i've ever given you to
01:01:03i'm taking it all back
01:01:07wait everyone stop
01:01:12they're imposters
01:01:17i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:23so we won't go bankrupt
01:01:26the goddess healer
01:01:27you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:30approved of my biomedical products
01:01:33yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:37the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:42the left leave the wrong
01:01:43the left
01:01:45that means she's rewarding me
01:01:46the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50in fact she's on her way now
01:01:54so you're telling me
01:01:55this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:58isn't Lysander Armstrong
01:02:00who the fuck cares who he is
01:02:02if the president and the goddess healer
01:02:04approves of my products
01:02:05who cares about this washed up war hero
01:02:07we can break his legs break his arms
01:02:09no one would even bat an eye
01:02:10she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:14FBI
01:02:16FBI
01:02:18you're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:20and identity theft
01:02:22gotcha
01:02:27guess i still get the last laugh tricksy
01:02:30no don't arrest her
01:02:32tricksy is a good person
01:02:34please officer don't arrest her
01:02:36grandma
01:02:37mr rogers
01:02:38mrs williams
01:02:39what are you all doing here
01:02:40the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and butch
01:02:43we were worried
01:02:44so we came here to back you up
01:02:46listen officer
01:02:48i can attest that tricksy amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:51she's very kind hearted
01:02:52and would never break the law
01:02:54yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:58tricksy gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:01she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:04my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:07she's an angel
01:03:09descended from heaven
01:03:14you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong
01:03:18my brother is not a criminal
01:03:20he's a war hero
01:03:21who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:24without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:28and that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:31general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:35and we've received no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter
01:03:40i can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:44i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:50if you want to arrest me fine
01:03:53but don't fuck with my fiance
01:03:54you don't get to decide punk
01:03:56let's go
01:04:20get him
01:04:21if you can
01:04:22if you can
01:05:13is that enough pain
01:05:15or do you want more
01:05:23legend
01:05:24is written all over you lysander
01:05:28drama
01:05:31meet my new fiance
01:05:34wow your new fiance
01:05:36he's so manly
01:05:38much better than your last one
01:05:40i always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:43it's butch's loss
01:05:44trixie has always been so much better than marissa
01:05:48she's like a shining star in the sky
01:05:50and marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:05:53bitch we name calling now
01:05:55i'll drown you out with insults from my side right fam
01:05:58drown out the poor
01:05:59drown out the poor
01:06:07see trixie you've got no connections
01:06:09no power
01:06:10you can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:14we're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:17so you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:22let them eat cake
01:06:32you can't shoot all of them grab what you can't fam
01:06:35attack
01:06:53you will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:02what the fuck was that
01:07:04i don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:05i'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:16damn it
01:07:19you forgot i had a gun too
01:07:22that'll teach you for messing with the wig hams
01:07:24take miss trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:26we're quartered
01:07:27i'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:30devon you and your brother are both good men
01:07:32i will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:35they will be punished
01:07:39now hold still for me
01:07:43right
01:07:44rewrites the world
01:07:56holy fuck did she just reverse the bullet
01:07:58by chanting the goddess healer's chance
01:08:00she the goddess healer
01:08:06i'm all better now
01:08:07thank you miss trixie
01:08:09see
01:08:09i knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:12no
01:08:12please
01:08:13i am just an ordinary girl
01:08:15don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:17sure
01:08:19you hear that
01:08:20she's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:23she was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:25while i do not care for glory
01:08:27i do believe in justice
01:08:30marissa and butch
01:08:31not only have you betrayed me
01:08:33but now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:35i will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:38and who are you to judge me for what i do
01:08:40god
01:08:42wrong
01:08:43but you're close
01:08:45i'm bullshit
01:08:46i'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you low lives
01:08:51you want to cross the line so bad
01:08:53then let's see you try
01:08:54charge
01:09:04the hell is this
01:09:05this is the line between life and death
01:09:09yo was that extra neon spray paint
01:09:13i'll admit it looks pretty good but uh
01:09:15i'll die before i believe that's magic
01:09:18you're not the grim reaper
01:09:19what if it's a trap
01:09:20that woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:23we ain't afraid of her
01:09:24she's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:27why don't you cross the line
01:09:28and see for yourself
01:09:30i will
01:09:34left
01:09:35leaves the wrong draft
01:09:43i'm fine
01:09:44nothing happened
01:09:45you'll see soon enough
01:09:47oh please
01:09:48i really want to die
01:09:50and you call this the line between life and death
01:09:52i knew you were just making that shit up
01:09:54whoops
01:09:55just crossed it again
01:09:57whoops
01:09:57and again
01:09:59nothing's happened
01:10:12what did you do to my brother
01:10:16i didn't do anything
01:10:17your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:21i suggest you take him to the ur
01:10:22if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:26come on
01:10:27major
01:10:29are you not going to help your own brother
01:10:30how was he able to cross the line
01:10:32see this must be an illusion
01:10:37only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:39will somebody take my brother to the hospital please
01:10:49you're so sore i wouldn't marry you
01:10:51you'd go and hurt my brother
01:10:52oh please
01:10:53you hurt us
01:10:54first
01:10:55at first
01:10:56i was really hurt by your betrayal
01:10:58but i've come to realize
01:10:59your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:02marissa
01:11:03thanks for taking this little life from me
01:11:07you blame yourself
01:11:08for being worthless
01:11:10you think anyone will want to marry you
01:11:12when you've got nothing to offer
01:11:15when you wear
01:11:16odd and crazy clothes all day
01:11:21don't touch my wife
01:11:24and instead
01:11:25trixie gets a handsome
01:11:27and protective husband
01:11:29you can daydream all you want now trixie
01:11:32but when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:34it'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:36that you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:37and i'm the queen of everything
01:11:39oh really
01:11:41then let me show you how it is i who has everything you want
01:11:44you've got nothing on me
01:11:49yes
01:11:50tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:57goddess
01:11:57madam president i require your assistance
01:12:01yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:06get the vp we're leaving now
01:12:10did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the united states
01:12:15god i knew you were cheap but i didn't know you were crazy too
01:12:18i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa
01:12:21you're pathetic trixie
01:12:22a secretary to remind everyone how i have the presidential contract coming
01:12:26miss wickham is correct
01:12:27i was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:29only the most important people have madam president's direct line
01:12:33you hear that everyone
01:12:35there is no way lowlife trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:41she's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention so she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:46no my granddaughter would never do that
01:12:50reversing time just to heal someone's wound only the goddess healer can do that
01:12:55is trixie really the goddess healer
01:13:05first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general lysander armstrong
01:13:09and now you trixie are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract
01:13:14is this how the working class think all the time
01:13:18i never realized how delusional they were
01:13:21you can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:23while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:27look i don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:29but you trying to make me jealous trixie
01:13:31it ain't working
01:13:32you can't just fake the
01:13:36yeah but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:39it's like real magic
01:13:41trixie you're an angel
01:13:43but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:46and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:50won't her followers be furious and riot against you
01:13:54no
01:13:54trixie look
01:13:56i believe you
01:13:58you saved me
01:14:00whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:02you did that
01:14:03no matter what happens you are a goddess to me
01:14:06we'll riot against you now
01:14:09tear her apart
01:14:10tear her apart
01:14:12tear her apart
01:14:14tear her apart
01:14:15tear her apart
01:14:17the vice president arrives
01:14:34who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:40you're general lysander armstrong
01:14:42wait
01:14:43what
01:14:44he's actually general lysander armstrong
01:14:47no
01:14:47no
01:14:47we've been through this already once
01:14:50okay
01:14:50right secretary chill
01:14:51this actor trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:14:57but you already confirmed with madame president that i got the contract coming still right
01:15:01yes
01:15:02we all thought he was a fraud
01:15:03what i mean is
01:15:07what i mean is
01:15:33you're the war hero
01:15:33we got the vp and the president on our side you'll always be nothing trixie
01:15:41i told you now punish them vice president langley this is treason lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military
01:15:49honors and titles
01:15:53hurry
01:15:54the goddess healer needs us
01:15:58you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country from
01:16:04terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:08enough
01:16:08you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother
01:16:15yeah
01:16:16it's okay
01:16:18mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country
01:16:21i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:26and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a fuck
01:16:30about any damn titles
01:16:34i truly saved a good man
01:16:41i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:44and what can you do about it
01:16:46oh mr vice president i have swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the
01:16:53military
01:16:53let's try it out on them
01:16:57hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:00put innocent civilian lives in danger despicable
01:17:03what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:08miss wickham you can use full force on them
01:17:12did you hear that boys
01:17:17oh
01:17:27shoot
01:17:28wait that's the president
01:17:29wait that's the president
01:17:41oh my god
01:17:44oh my god
01:17:44oh my gosh i'm so sorry madam president
01:17:53that was
01:17:55that was
01:17:55they were totally aiming for uh tricksy the the fraud in the middle
01:17:58what is this
01:18:00oh that's my new biomedical weapon madame for your military
01:18:04this is a war crime
01:18:05these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:08you're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:09i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential contract
01:18:12with great power comes great responsibility
01:18:15and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i gave you
01:18:19what are you doing reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:23that is easy there's no need i'll save everyone
01:18:42it's raining gold
01:18:45what's happening tricksy doesn't have that kind of money it's gotta be cheap glitter
01:18:51she
01:18:52she
01:18:53she is
01:18:54she is a criminal
01:18:56don't worry madam president we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:18:59i'd be quiet if i were you
01:19:01because you're the one that will be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:04what are you talking about
01:19:06the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:18this contract
01:19:20this contract
01:19:21yeah yes thank you first gentleman
01:19:41my contract you bitch
01:19:43and that's not all
01:19:57this foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:19:59there is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:02don't you realize
01:20:04or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that
01:20:07you're the real virus here marissa
01:20:09money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:12and that's something i cannot tolerate
01:20:15so prepare yourself
01:20:16because i'm about to smite you
01:20:20what are you gonna do
01:20:21the president is here
01:20:23and i just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:28you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:31madam president
01:20:33you've recovered now
01:20:34so what's your final decision
01:20:38i'll
01:20:39she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:20:46i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:20:53why are you attacking me madam president
01:20:55you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:20:58you wish you idiot
01:21:02i've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:05so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:21:08i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:15and do you know the goddess healing saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:20you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh
01:21:24the one and only
01:21:26and it's
01:21:31her
01:21:42what
01:21:47welcome goddess
01:21:54yes
01:21:56uh... we uh...
01:22:00you really are the goddess of healing aren't you
01:22:01how else did you think i saved you
01:22:05then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:22:09i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:12to help those in need
01:22:14and make sure the man i chose loved me for me
01:22:18no so that means
01:22:19the billion dollar contract
01:22:21it was you who gave it to me
01:22:23she took it away just like that
01:22:27that was her golden ticket
01:22:28you were once my fiance and best friend
01:22:31but after everything you've done
01:22:32we're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:35no please i swear
01:22:37i didn't know you were an ex
01:22:38i just want to see
01:22:41it doesn't matter who she is
01:22:43trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:44she's an amazing person
01:22:46and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:22:50she's gonna be my wife
01:22:52because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:23:00i love you
01:23:10i love you
01:23:14all her goals
01:23:15all her clothes
01:23:17all that could have been mine
01:23:18this is all your fault
01:23:21you seduced me
01:23:22i love you
01:23:24you were the one that came onto me
01:23:26you himbo
01:23:27please trixie
01:23:29give me another chance
01:23:31i want to be rich again
01:23:33i'll be your slave
01:23:35i'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:37you've had your chance to apologize
01:23:39but it's too late now
01:23:41all i see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself
01:23:45you two should be locked up
01:23:47and she shall
01:23:49for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:23:52the rest
01:23:53marissa and butch wickham
01:23:55it's all your fault marissa
01:23:57i never loved you
01:23:58it's your fault
01:23:59i was only with you for your money
01:24:01you were rich
01:24:03i'll see myself out
01:24:05rest assured goddess
01:24:08we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:11my platform is spreading kindness
01:24:13just like you
01:24:14i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:17that is why i saved you
01:24:19with these healing hands
01:24:21i will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:24:25well
01:24:26let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:30let's party
01:24:32wait what if we just got married
01:24:34right now
01:24:35well
01:24:36well
01:24:40do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner
01:24:45i do
01:24:45you may kiss the bride
01:24:48you
01:24:50i
01:24:51i
01:24:51i
01:24:52i
01:24:53i
01:24:53i
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