00:00So which is it, Cornell or Penn?
00:03I'm sorry, what are you asking me?
00:04No more apologies, Harold.
00:07Daryl's background document said Penn,
00:08where you said you met him before remembering
00:10you both went to Cornell.
00:13OK, again, I'm so sorry, but-
00:14Hey, if you say sorry one more time,
00:18I'm going to drive you up to Ithaca
00:21and toss you on one of those gorgeous.
00:24OK, look, I'm sorry.
00:25Hey.
00:29OK, fine, you got me.
00:32My name isn't Harold, it's Frank.
00:36And I got kicked out of Penn after they caught me hacking
00:38into their mainframe to change my final grade.
00:41That's quite a confession, but why the identity change?
00:45Like I told Sam, these jobs really don't grow on trees.
00:49There's no way I was getting hired after that.
00:51So I had to become Harold from Cornell
00:54just to get interviews.
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