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#movie #hotdrama2026 #trending #bestmovie2026 #My Dad Is Poseidon Ep - BEST MOVIE 2026
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:35Slow-ass sea slug!
00:46Oops!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:39Sire!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:05Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:11Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:26Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:20This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:48Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody but you do.
04:53Oh!
04:55Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:58Squeeze me tighter.
05:01Oh!
05:06What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there.
05:18Nowhere left to run.
05:19Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:38Come home.
05:39Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:00Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:31Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:19Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck.
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan Hoop, speak up, man.
07:37My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Narius' seafo give him a wide berk.
07:57You asked for this.
07:58You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top and orcer?
08:13Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:34Nothing.
08:35Heat's too low.
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food.
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:37Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy?
10:45Mommy!
11:03It's too late boss, her heartbeats fading fast
11:21Somebody help me
11:34Give me a name Leora, who did this, I'm going to tear them apart
11:41It was
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago, you're my fiance, my property
12:08You filthy whore, spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:23No, let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me
12:39I got careless, diving near a shipwreck, my fault
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical Leora, someone did this to you
12:53You're just a regular guy, stay out of it
12:56Boss, soup's ready
13:04If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09She's all we have left
13:12She's safe, now drink
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More
13:38Try it
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26What a lively little snack
14:29Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:45This guy's luck is insane
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:57You're safe here, Liria
15:02We've got a kid together now
15:05I'm not letting anything touch
15:08You or Lily
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy, daddy, help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I...
15:27I'm not tasty
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31Please don't eat me
15:37Divine power runs through this girl
15:40Devour you
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne
15:47Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
16:01Whee!
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:28I... touch my kid again, and I'll rip my head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:58Bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run! Go!
17:11Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:23You...Posei?
17:25That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:43Damn, Lioia. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:56Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
18:08About that monster.
18:11What?
18:14Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:18Let's go.
18:20Come on!
18:28Let's go!
18:41To be continued...
18:59My liege
19:01Have mercy. I didn't know she was your die. I swear it. I please spare my life
19:06No problem. Thank you, my lord. Thank you for your mercy. Try to remember that in your next life
19:25Enjoying the show
19:35My king we had nothing to do with the Hydra we swear listen to me
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive
19:46Now get the fuck out of my sight. Yes. Yes, my leash
20:02My love since you refused to tell me who did this to you. I'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17That wild god pans always pulling power grabs, but Poseidon guys long gone
20:23Probably fish food in some trench right see god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:36Oh
20:42The world's the same as ever
20:45The dead are louder than the living
20:47Who the hell are you you're in Hades territory asshole
20:51Oh
21:02Poseidon
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is,
21:16tell him to get his ass out here.
21:21Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:32I need a background check.
21:38You know who I am?
21:41Hades is ace.
21:42You crash my spot,
21:43you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Hades's staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The Sea King?
22:20He's real.
22:23Hades.
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out.
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:30One.
22:31Two.
22:36Thank the fates!
22:37The boss is here!
22:43Boss!
22:44This bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:55You're done.
22:55Get out.
22:57In front of Poseidon.
22:58You're ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord,
23:07is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:31Every resource,
23:32every contact,
23:33now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:01Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:15Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding!
25:14This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:23No!
25:24No, Mommy!
25:25I'm not leaving you!
25:27I'm not leaving you!
25:29I'm not leaving you!
25:37Kids mine.
25:39You die.
25:43You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:56Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:01You're wounded.
26:03You're wounded.
26:04Poisoned.
26:05Poisoned.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:12Come at me!
26:14Feisty one.
26:15Dylan wants you dead.
26:17But first, I'm going to have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face.
26:29All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily, Lily, run!
26:46Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:23You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:32Jack.
27:33What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:04Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:20If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:30My pack tears you both apart!
28:41No!
28:44No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
30:15You're not human! Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
31:06right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful!
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:23That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:47You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:54Please. For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:01No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:15Huh. Useless. Grab her first. Then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:52Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:22Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first.
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine.
33:44I'll oblige.
34:13You're half dead already.
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:23This can't be.
34:48Ancient Ekethra.
34:50The Coastal Legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing.
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me.
35:21Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack.
35:27Look around.
35:27We're surrounded.
35:28We could actually die here.
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson.
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:05YouOff2t!
36:06YouFett!
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