#movie #hotdrama2026 #trending #bestmovie2026 #My Dad Is Poseidon - Full Movie - BEST MOVIE 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:30I'm ready.
00:31I'm ready.
00:33I'm ready.
00:33I'm ready.
00:34Whoa!
00:36Oh!
00:42Hm.
00:47Oh, I'm ready.
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep,
01:05you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:47Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:01Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:11Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:21I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:43I see nobody, nobody but you.
04:47You, you, you, you.
04:48Oh!
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
04:57Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey, I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09Leora!
05:10I know you're in there!
05:12Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it.
05:14He tracked me.
05:28Leora, you're my fiancé.
05:31You belong with me.
05:32Come home.
05:33Get away!
05:35Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck?
05:45Are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy.
05:58Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25You can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Leora.
06:32Yeah.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up, man, my ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' seafoak give him a wide burk!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:17Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low.
08:28Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly?
08:35Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh.
08:42Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:10I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father.
09:14Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:35There it is.
09:44Liarra's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dylan.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing.
09:57Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy.
10:34Mommy.
10:36Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:09It's too late, boss.
11:11Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Liorra.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé.
11:56My property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:03Heh.
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins,
12:18even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I...
12:28I...
12:28Got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:31My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Liorra.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss?
12:45Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it...
12:54Promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:00Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:11Jack.
13:11Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients...
13:38Where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:19Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:45Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You...
14:55Or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:59Help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I... I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:35Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:46Fuuu!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:13I... touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:24Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:55Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:07You...Posei?
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:03Failed at the perfect time.
18:07Failed at the perfect time.
18:09Failed at the perfect time.
18:13Failed at the perfect time.
18:15Failed at the perfect time.
18:17Failed at the perfect time.
18:21Failed at the perfect time.
18:21Failed at the perfect time.
18:22Failed at the perfect time.
18:22Failed at the perfect time.
18:22Failed at the perfect time.
18:23Failed at the perfect time.
18:26Failed at the perfect time.
18:28Failed at the perfect time.
18:42my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:48no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:07enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:24one step
19:24near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:32leash
19:44my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself
19:58that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:06in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:23the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:30you're in hades territory asshole
20:45poseidon
20:54is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:10i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:19you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:47little fish
21:56headed staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:10one two
22:15thank the fates the boss is here
22:23boss this bum
22:30you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:34you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora
22:57understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:06everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:10every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:22poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:34dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:38easy pickets let's move
23:52we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:01a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:09who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:30stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:49mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
24:59let my daughter go no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine you die
25:19you poisoned me
25:23my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:31you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded
25:40poisoned
25:42done
25:44the kids coming with me
25:47don't touch her come at me
25:50feisty one
25:51dylan wants you dead
25:54but first i'm gonna have some fun
25:57a
26:03such a pretty face
26:05all mine now
26:09let my mommy go you bastard
26:12ahhh
26:14hehehehe
26:19lilly
26:20lilly
26:21run
26:22get out of here
26:27serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:31you
26:37jesus
26:39the the
26:50damage
26:51r
26:52can
26:58develop
26:59Facility畝
27:01You're a dead man
27:07Jack
27:09What the hell just happened
27:14Okay, babe, so you're the boyfriend too bad. I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:38Jack keep Lily safe long as I'm here. You don't lose shut up and go now
27:55If I pull this fine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:01Run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:31Yeah
28:34Oh
28:35Oh
28:36Oh
28:53Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:29Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:49You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:20Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:38right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:19Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:26For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:56Just... let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:17Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:34Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:44You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:12In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:53This... can't be.
34:19Ancient Ekethra. The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us. We're finished!
34:38Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:04My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:12You worthless creature! You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30The Sea King!
35:33Step 2
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