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Sister In Law Act
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00:00:33In a life of prayer, I close my eyes and...
00:00:40Awful! Awful!
00:00:43I'm sorry. I can try again. Do you have any notes for me?
00:00:48No. Just awful.
00:00:52Let's just say, if Noah had heard your singing, he wouldn't have built his ark.
00:01:09In a life of prayer...
00:01:12Awful! Awful!
00:01:17In a life of prayer...
00:01:20Sinful!
00:01:22In a life of prayer...
00:01:24Embarrassing. Totally embarrassing.
00:01:27In a life...
00:01:29Awful!
00:01:30In a life of prayer...
00:01:34Last but not least...
00:01:36Tabitha Simmons.
00:01:45In a life of prayer...
00:01:49In a life of prayer...
00:02:09I know your love is forever here, my friend.
00:02:17Marvelous.
00:02:21Oh, magnificent. Magnificent.
00:02:25All right.
00:02:27Well, that concludes the auditions.
00:02:30The name of the soloist will be announced in the rectory.
00:02:35I suggest you spend the weekend in prayer.
00:02:38Some of you will be needing it more than others.
00:02:42And Tabitha, I would like to see you in the rectory before you leave.
00:02:58He's gonna offer all the solo.
00:03:00Please, you can't decide that fast.
00:03:02Tabitha, you were amazing. And that high note? Flawless.
00:03:06I felt like I was in heaven.
00:03:08I feel like it was much better last night when I was practicing.
00:03:10Oh stop, you were perfect.
00:03:13Listen, it's already been decided.
00:03:15My husband's investigator firm did some digging
00:03:17and they found out that Father Paul
00:03:19already ordered the soloist robe for the performance
00:03:22and is in Tabitha's eyes.
00:03:24Oh, please. A private investigator?
00:03:25Don't you think that's a little extreme?
00:03:27Of course not. This is a big deal.
00:03:31No offense to the private investigator thing,
00:03:33but let's just wait till Monday and we'll find out for ourselves.
00:03:35Okay?
00:03:36Okay, suit yourself. But it's you, I know it.
00:03:44Father Paul?
00:03:45Ah.
00:03:46You wanted to see me?
00:03:47Yes, Tabitha, thank you for coming.
00:03:50So, I had a question about one of the walls.
00:03:54Huh? The wall?
00:03:57Yes, is something wrong?
00:03:59No, I just thought maybe you wanted to speak to me about the Harvest Fest solo?
00:04:04Unfortunately, Tabitha, for information about the Harvest Fest livestream,
00:04:08you will have to wait, like everyone else.
00:04:13Of course.
00:04:15So, how can I help you with the wall?
00:04:18Bless those little altar boys.
00:04:21One of them tried to carry a vat of holy water,
00:04:23was a bit too heavy for him up the stairs.
00:04:26There was a big spill and water had gone down the wall.
00:04:31So, my question is, would our insurance cover that,
00:04:35or does it only count if it's rainwater damage rather than holy water damage?
00:04:41Oh, well, the insurance policy covers accidental water damage, divine or otherwise,
00:04:45as long as it wasn't due to neglect.
00:04:47I'll take a closer look at the specifics for you, but...
00:04:52that wall, just like everything else in here, is covered by a premium policy,
00:04:55the best we have to offer.
00:04:57But don't forget there will be deductibles.
00:04:59Oh, I'm not too worried about a deductible.
00:05:03We'll just have a collection for that.
00:05:05Well, in that case, you've got nothing to worry about.
00:05:07Oh, I swear, you must have Heaven's Hotline on speed dial.
00:05:11If only.
00:05:12Anyway, I'll see you Monday.
00:05:14Alright.
00:05:17Lord help us.
00:05:19And if she wins,
00:05:22please help me stock more wine for the celebration.
00:05:35Ooh.
00:05:37Ooh.
00:05:38Ooh.
00:05:40Ooh.
00:05:41Ooh.
00:05:42Ooh.
00:05:44Damn.
00:05:45I can't hear anything.
00:05:50Honey, I'm home.
00:05:51Come on.
00:06:09Hey, babe, how you doing?
00:06:11I thought I'd make you your favourite.
00:06:13Grilled chicken, steamed veg.
00:06:16Mmm.
00:06:17Just the way you like it.
00:06:21Why is your shirt like that?
00:06:26Hot.
00:06:27Hot.
00:06:28Hot.
00:06:28It's freezing in here.
00:06:30Not me.
00:06:31I'm hot, I am.
00:06:33I'm hot.
00:06:34Anyway, how did the auditions go?
00:06:38Whatever.
00:06:39So, the auditions went well.
00:06:40It's practically a done deal.
00:06:42Father Paul was blown away.
00:06:44See, I never doubt you for a second, you know.
00:06:47Who else would win the solos?
00:06:48Exactly.
00:06:51You're always amazing.
00:06:52There's no shadow of a doubt, but...
00:06:53Don't you think you just push yourself a little too hard?
00:06:56When I sing into that mic, I'll be singing to the whole world.
00:07:00I don't, you know, no, I didn't mean it like that, you know.
00:07:03I just think you just need to just, it's been working so hard for you.
00:07:08Just relax a little.
00:07:15Relax, Cecil, I don't relax.
00:07:17That's why we've got this perfect home and a stable marriage.
00:07:20And enough insurance covered to protect the Vatican if need be.
00:07:24I don't relax, I achieve.
00:07:27You're right.
00:07:28My mistake.
00:07:29And if this show is a success, when the show is a success, then donations will come pouring in.
00:07:37And trust me, our little church is relying on it.
00:07:43Is this...?
00:07:43Yes.
00:07:45It's organic chicken.
00:07:47Mm-hmm.
00:07:49Trust me, babe.
00:07:50If I win this solo, everything will fall into place.
00:07:53The church will raise enough money that it needs to stay open.
00:07:57Yeah, and, er...
00:08:00You'll be the talk of the parish.
00:08:01The one who saved it all with...
00:08:03With that incredible voice of hers.
00:08:06God, that'll be great.
00:08:08A plaque in my honour.
00:08:11If I don't win, there'll be consequences.
00:08:14Of course.
00:08:16I mean...
00:08:17Of course you'll win.
00:08:20Exactly.
00:08:22Right, I'm gonna go practice my scales.
00:08:25Your food?
00:08:30Fine, and...
00:08:32I'll finish eat.
00:08:35Clean up and, er...
00:08:38Slowly wither away.
00:08:40Huh?
00:08:41Huh?
00:08:50All right, everyone, all right.
00:08:53So, the judge's decision has been made and will now be announced.
00:08:59So, the winner of this year's soloist for the Harvest Celebration is...
00:09:06Music for more.
00:09:23I should have had a drum roll.
00:09:30Tabitha Simmons
00:09:39Tabitha, your audition was magnificent
00:09:43Simply magnificent
00:09:44I knew you had it in you
00:09:47Thank you, Father
00:09:48I'm just so thrilled to be part of such a vital event for the church
00:09:53So, when do we start rehearsing?
00:09:56When?
00:09:57Now! Right now!
00:09:59Positions, everyone!
00:10:01Alright, ladies and gentlemen
00:10:03Let's start from the top of Harvest Hymns of Praise
00:10:07And remember, the spirit of the song is joyful
00:10:11But also humble
00:10:14But also powerful
00:10:16So joyful, but not too joyful?
00:10:21Yes, but more like, um, restrain joy
00:10:25With a touch of majesty
00:10:28Like angels, but tired angels
00:10:32Father Paul, did you want us to crescendo on the second verse like we rehearsed or?
00:10:37Um, crescendo
00:10:41Yes, but not too much
00:10:43You don't want to over-crescendo
00:10:46Think of it as a gentle build-up
00:10:50But not too gentle
00:10:53More like, uh, a robust whisper
00:10:58A robust whisper?
00:11:03Exactly!
00:11:05All right, positions, everyone
00:11:07Positions
00:11:07Yes
00:11:10Father Paul, should we face the audience
00:11:13Or do you want us facing inward for more intimacy?
00:11:16Oh, good question
00:11:20How about half of you point inwards
00:11:23And the other half point outwards
00:11:25And that will create a dynamic tension
00:11:29Yes?
00:11:32All right, let's begin
00:11:33A three
00:11:34Two
00:11:36A one
00:11:42Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:11:45Wait!
00:11:46Look, you all have to start at the same time
00:11:50When?
00:11:51When I go like this with my hands
00:12:04Father Paul doesn't know what he wants
00:12:05One minute it's sing from the heart
00:12:07The next it's stick to the sheet music
00:12:09No improvising
00:12:10Cesar, I can't work like this
00:12:11He's ruining everything
00:12:13Sounds like every director I've ever worked with
00:12:15I'm just fine-tuned him out
00:12:19Tune him out
00:12:19You can't just ignore the director
00:12:22It worked for me
00:12:23Look, when I was doing voice work
00:12:26I have directors switching directions every five minutes
00:12:29Bigger
00:12:30No
00:12:32Smaller
00:12:33More energy
00:12:34But quieter
00:12:37I just learnt to nod
00:12:39Smile
00:12:40And just
00:12:42Do what I was going to do anyway
00:12:43Uh-huh
00:12:44And how did that work out for you?
00:12:47Well
00:12:49I did voice three episodes for Sorka Nazarling
00:12:52So
00:12:53Yeah
00:12:55Worked out just fine
00:12:56This isn't an alien cartoon character with three heads
00:12:59This is real life performance for church
00:13:01And Father Paul ain't exactly Spielberg
00:13:04Look
00:13:06If you're confident in what you're doing
00:13:09Trust me
00:13:12No one ain't gonna notice that you're ignoring these notes
00:13:14You can't just ignore a priest
00:13:18Sure you can
00:13:18You know what you can't ignore?
00:13:20The dishwasher
00:13:21It's done
00:13:25The dishwasher?
00:13:27Yes, empty it
00:13:33Okay
00:13:34Okay
00:13:36The only way to support your artistic genius is with spotless plates
00:13:40Exactly
00:13:41Nothing inspires me more than an empty dishwasher
00:13:44Oh God
00:13:48So chop chop
00:13:51Hey
00:13:51I'm just here to just follow directions innit
00:13:55If Father Paul needs help with the dishes
00:13:59I'm your guy
00:14:00At least I'm giving clear direction
00:14:01And I'm ignoring
00:14:04You better not be
00:14:25All right, ladies and gentlemen
00:14:27Let's start from the top
00:14:28And more passion
00:14:30Wait
00:14:30No
00:14:31Less passion
00:14:32Subtle
00:14:33But powerful
00:14:35Like you're trying to win a pie contest
00:14:39But you know
00:14:40Respectfully though
00:14:42Hmm
00:14:43All right
00:14:44Here we go
00:14:45Ring the bells
00:14:49Ring the bells
00:14:51No, no, no
00:14:54It's not a battle cry
00:14:57It's
00:14:58It's a hymn
00:15:00For heaven's sake
00:15:02Let's try it again
00:15:04A three
00:15:05A two
00:15:06Of what?
00:15:07Ring the bells
00:15:08Ring the bells
00:15:10Ring the bells
00:15:11Ring the bells
00:15:18Darlings, darlings, darlings
00:15:20What is this
00:15:21Acophony I hear?
00:15:23Have the heavens been offended?
00:15:25And who are you?
00:15:32Sebastian
00:15:33Sebastian
00:15:33Sebastian Montclair
00:15:36Multi-award-winning director
00:15:38Of screen and stage
00:15:41I've been sent by the Archdiocese
00:15:43Apparently there were some concerns
00:15:45About the, um
00:15:48Direction
00:15:48Sent by the
00:15:51Wait
00:15:51No one told me anything about
00:15:54Oh, don't take it personally, Father
00:15:55I just thought I could have a little sparkle to the proceedings
00:15:58You know
00:15:59Elevate it to something spectacular
00:16:02Given my experience in television
00:16:05Well
00:16:06I was just getting the choir warmed up
00:16:09I think we're perfectly capable of
00:16:11Oh no, what this choir needs is not warmth
00:16:14We need fire
00:16:16Burning hot passion
00:16:19Theatrical grandeur
00:16:21Here
00:16:23This is not a choir
00:16:24This is a collection of artists
00:16:27And we will make this legendary
00:16:30You
00:16:31Straighten up
00:16:32You
00:16:35Turn slightly
00:16:37Well, I was thinking
00:16:38Well, I was thinking we will start with a more traditional
00:16:40Tradition is nice
00:16:42But this is a show
00:16:44The Archdiocese didn't send me to deliver nice
00:16:47He sent me to deliver magic
00:16:49But I'm the director here
00:16:52I'm the one that's supposed to
00:16:54Father, father, father
00:16:55Do you really want to be the one who stands between this choir and greatness?
00:17:01Now, if you really want to be helpful
00:17:04Go and get me a coffee, please
00:17:09Sure
00:17:11Marvellous
00:17:12And together
00:17:13We will turn this simple choir into a masterpiece
00:17:21Ladies and gentlemen
00:17:23Envision this
00:17:25A sea
00:17:27Of shimmering lights
00:17:29Ethereal voices blending into a symphony
00:17:34This masterpiece will be of unparalleled grandeur
00:17:39Isn't this amazing?
00:17:41Sebastian's creativity is going to take us to new heights
00:17:44Oh, yes, Sebastian
00:17:46I agree
00:17:50I'm so glad that our visions are in alignment
00:17:53Thank you, Father Paul
00:17:55Now, let's talk costumes
00:17:58I imagine something that will make the audience gasp with wonder
00:18:03Tabitha
00:18:04I envision you in a gown that will shimmer like a thousand suns
00:18:09Radiant and divine
00:18:11That sounds incredible
00:18:14Let's begin then
00:18:15Time is of the essence
00:18:17And we have a masterpiece to create
00:18:23I say we have you to thank for this
00:18:25I mean, you get a certain amount of power
00:18:28When you're the star of the show, huh?
00:18:30Well, being the star and the only insurance agent
00:18:33We're willing to write a premium policy
00:18:36Hey, whatever gets the Archeneas' attention
00:18:40In a world so much suffering and pain
00:18:46We must feed who we can so there's no hunger again
00:18:52Ah, perfect pitch, Tabitha
00:18:54Perfect pitch
00:18:55Do you think you need to practice that much?
00:18:58Babe, with Sebastian involved, the expectations for this show have skyrocketed
00:19:04Yeah, Sebastian's here now, so...
00:19:13Hey, y'all
00:19:13I'm Sebastian
00:19:15Are we going to turn this show into a...
00:19:17Label with a touch of Lemus?
00:19:19Will you stop?
00:19:20He's a genius
00:19:22Yeah, he certainly seems...
00:19:25Vibrant
00:19:27Vibrant is one way to describe it
00:19:28The man practically shouts Broadway before he's even opened his mouth
00:19:32Oh, don't let him forget you're the star of the show
00:19:35Not him
00:19:36The star?
00:19:37I'm the Constellation
00:19:39Excuse me
00:19:41But with him involved and me on the mic
00:19:43All the pieces are falling into place
00:19:45Mm-hmm
00:19:49Who on earth is that?
00:19:51Maybe it's one of your fan clubs
00:19:54I'll get it, keep folding
00:19:55Okay, let's go
00:20:04Cuckoo, cuckoo
00:20:05If the resident in the Simons
00:20:08Huh?
00:20:08The Simons residence, is this it?
00:20:11Yes
00:20:12You must be Tabitha
00:20:14Mm-hmm
00:20:15Ah, great to finally meet you in the place
00:20:18I heard about you about 20 years ago
00:20:20Oh, you're smaller than I pictured
00:20:22I'm Sandy
00:20:23Sandy Mitchell?
00:20:25I'm sorry, are we neighbours or something?
00:20:27Neighbours don't care, we're family
00:20:29Sticking about
00:20:30Sandy?
00:20:31Cécile?
00:20:33Ah, it's a girl!
00:20:39Oh, my God!
00:20:42I can't believe it's you
00:20:43I'm here, my daughter
00:20:44Oh, sorry
00:20:45Oh, my God
00:20:46You're not exactly saying
00:20:47I'm not just
00:20:48Oh, my God
00:20:48Mm-hmm
00:20:49Oh, God
00:20:52I'm sorry, do you know this person?
00:20:53Bah, je ferme bien
00:20:54She says so, I don't
00:20:55It's English
00:20:56Oh, sorry
00:20:56English
00:20:57I'm my sister
00:21:00Sister?
00:21:01I don't know
00:21:03You never mention anything about having a sister
00:21:08After Fiji, I went to live in Morocco
00:21:11But there was only for like 11 days
00:21:13Then I was back in Asia
00:21:16You know, wear that with me away after the divorce to live with him
00:21:20Yeah
00:21:20Talk about a ride, ride
00:21:23Sounds interesting
00:21:25Well, it's getting a little late, so
00:21:27No, interesting
00:21:28I live in a place where the sun kisses the ocean and the drinks of coconut
00:21:33Hold on
00:21:35I remember you used to send those postcards
00:21:37Where was it from?
00:21:38Was it?
00:21:38But
00:21:40Bali?
00:21:41Yeah, that's right
00:21:42That's it, Bali, yes
00:21:43And don't forget that time I got chased by a monkey for my sun treat in silence
00:21:46Like, it was so weird
00:21:48It's just so random
00:21:49What?
00:21:51Sounds like a vacation for the ages
00:21:54Oh, that wasn't a vacation
00:21:56I was working for a fire dancer at the time
00:21:59Do you remember when we were 10?
00:22:01And we used to build that tree house
00:22:02I remember
00:22:08We had that plan to make it a secret hideout
00:22:11But it fell apart the first time it rained
00:22:14But hold on
00:22:15Hold on
00:22:16Hold on
00:22:17Hold on
00:22:19I'm going to wet myself
00:22:21Do you remember when we used to dance
00:22:22When we swan, we used to dance right at the liver
00:22:24Into some old school records
00:22:27You little pom-poms
00:22:29Well, it's lovely to see you both catching up
00:22:33Sandy, would you like a drink?
00:22:35Tabitha, you're a gem
00:22:36I'd love a drink
00:22:38But
00:22:38You know, honestly
00:22:39I'm more curious about your life
00:22:42How did you end up here?
00:22:45Well, me and Tabitha
00:22:47We're doing just great
00:22:49Tabitha's got this whole insurance agency gig
00:22:52And she's practically running the church
00:22:54Ain't that, babe?
00:22:54Oh, well, Tabitha, you sound like quite a powerhouse
00:23:00Tabitha!
00:23:01Tabitha!
00:23:02Tabitha!
00:23:03Yes, well, it's all about
00:23:07Efficiency
00:23:08And order
00:23:09Good
00:23:10Like a well-run car
00:23:11Oh, boy
00:23:13I can tell
00:23:14But Leela Kale's never hurt anyone, right?
00:23:18There you go
00:23:21I just don't understand why you never told me you had a sister
00:23:25If you really want to know
00:23:28I didn't hear from her
00:23:29I mean, a very, very long time
00:23:32So
00:23:33I came to terms
00:23:35That
00:23:36In fact, we were estranged
00:23:38I looked from Facebook
00:23:40A few times
00:23:41But
00:23:43She didn't seem to exist
00:23:45So
00:23:46What was it supposed to do?
00:23:49I just accepted that
00:23:51She was gone
00:23:52Hey
00:23:53I'm here now
00:23:56But
00:23:56Yeah
00:23:58I don't have much of a digital footprint
00:24:01But you
00:24:02Use a film, the other hand
00:24:04A simple Google search
00:24:06And wha!
00:24:07There you were
00:24:08Voila!
00:24:11What happened to you, little bro?
00:24:13You changed over the years
00:24:14Because when we were little
00:24:16You were even wilder than me
00:24:18Cecil, wild?
00:24:20I don't think so
00:24:21Not anymore anyway
00:24:24He's stable, tame and dependable
00:24:27Stable?
00:24:28Looks like you neutered him, honey
00:24:32Girl, let him breathe
00:24:34The man deserves a little adventure
00:24:36Come on
00:24:38Hey
00:24:39I could do the wild night out
00:24:42Karaoke bar?
00:24:43Hey!
00:24:43Tabby friend?
00:24:44Uh-uh
00:24:44Come on
00:24:45Come on, come on
00:24:46Babe, we have a performance to prepare for
00:24:48Not a circus
00:24:48Oh, come on
00:24:50Let the poor guys breathe
00:24:53Beside I'm here to reconnect with my little brother
00:25:02So you're planning on staying?
00:25:05Absolutely
00:25:06I want to relieve all the best family moments
00:25:09Starting right here
00:25:14Well
00:25:18What?
00:25:19How charming
00:25:21Yeah
00:25:22Honestly, Cecil, how did you manage to fold a t-shirt into a ball?
00:25:27It's not a ball, it's just, it's just fold it differently
00:25:32Differently? Is there some new technique from the laundry school of chaos?
00:25:35Hmm
00:25:37You're still not mad about the laundry, are you?
00:25:40It's not just the laundry, Cecil, it's everything
00:25:42I do things around here for a reason
00:25:45Structure, order
00:25:46Now Sandy's here
00:25:47Oh, here we go, man
00:25:49She put her feet up on the table, Cecil
00:25:51On the table
00:25:52Like it's some frat house and not a respectable, clean home
00:25:58She's just getting comfortable, Tabby
00:25:59It's her first night, she's my sister
00:26:03Three days
00:26:05Huh?
00:26:06Three days, that's the maximum she can stay here
00:26:08After that, she's out
00:26:12Three days?
00:26:16Tabby, three days
00:26:18She's my sister, Tabby
00:26:20She ain't no house guest
00:26:20I can't kick her out after three days
00:26:22Well, if she wasn't treating this place like a hostel
00:26:25Three days sounds generous
00:26:27You saw what she did to the guest room
00:26:29It was like a suitcase exploded in there
00:26:31Tabby, fair?
00:26:36Tabby, fair?
00:26:36Now, she's been through a lot
00:26:40Divorce, moving out
00:26:42Who knows what else?
00:26:44She can afford a hotel
00:26:47Listen
00:26:48I can't just give her a time limit
00:26:51She's my sister
00:26:53And she stays as long as she needs to
00:26:55Oh, so forever then?
00:26:57No, not forever
00:26:58Just until she sort things out
00:27:02She'll never figure things out
00:27:03Oh, whatever, ma'am
00:27:06Cecil
00:27:07I have limits
00:27:08And we're rapidly approaching mine
00:27:12Well
00:27:14I'll speak to her in the morning
00:27:16Oh, okay
00:27:17What exactly are you going to say?
00:27:22Cecil
00:27:24Cecil
00:27:26Mm
00:27:30In our life of prayer
00:27:33I am alone but I hear you
00:27:38I know you're there
00:27:41I hear your words down in my soul
00:27:46I know your love is forever here in my prayer
00:27:51Okay, stop right there
00:27:54Hold on a moment
00:27:55Um, I think we need a little bit more soul
00:27:59Yes, more soul, everyone
00:28:01And Margaret, you're shying away from the audience
00:28:05I really need you to square your shoulders for me
00:28:08Square your shoulders, Margaret
00:28:11Right, from the top
00:28:13Okay, uh, ring the bells
00:28:15Ring the bells, please
00:28:17Four, three, two, one
00:28:19Ring the bells, ring the bells
00:28:22A Harvard celebration
00:28:25Ring the bells, ring the bells
00:28:30The fruits of God's creation
00:28:32What the?
00:28:33Who's that?
00:28:37Who's that?
00:28:38Who's that?
00:28:39Oh, sorry
00:28:40I didn't mean to interrupt
00:28:41Who are you
00:28:43And what are you doing here?
00:28:45I was just looking for the bathroom
00:28:47Excuse me, miss
00:28:49This is a closed rehearsal
00:28:50Hey, when nature calls
00:28:52You just gotta pick, right?
00:28:54Sandy, what the hell are you doing here?
00:28:55Oh, Cecil
00:28:56Was just showing me around?
00:28:57Oh, no, this person
00:29:00Sort of
00:29:01This is Sandy Mitchell McDermott-Simmons
00:29:05My sister-in-law
00:29:06I'm so, so sorry
00:29:08I was just
00:29:10Showing Sandy around
00:29:11Yeah, she told us already
00:29:12You're putting it on the show?
00:29:14Look, can we just get back on track?
00:29:16Actually, we'll take five
00:29:18We'll reset and come back sharper
00:29:20Yes, take five, everyone
00:29:22And stay sharp
00:29:24Can I talk to you?
00:29:26Oh, oh, don't let me stop the magic
00:29:28You ladies sounded like a flock of angels
00:29:31Before I quash the party
00:29:32Oh, we're just trying to keep up with her standards
00:29:35Her standards?
00:29:37Honey, you're the stars of the show
00:29:40You know, back when I was in Thailand
00:29:42I was part of this little fire dancing troupe
00:29:45Long story
00:29:46But let me tell you
00:29:47Performing is all about letting go
00:29:49You gotta embrace the chaos
00:29:51I don't think anybody needs any fire dancing tips
00:29:54This is a choir after all
00:29:55Not Cirque to select
00:29:56Oh, I know
00:29:57But a little chaos never hurt anyone, right?
00:30:00For instance
00:30:01Mid-performance
00:30:02I lost my left eyebrow to a straight flame
00:30:07Do you think they stopped the show?
00:30:09No, baby
00:30:10The show must go on
00:30:11Kept going
00:30:12No eyebrow
00:30:13But a whole lot of spirit
00:30:16Girls
00:30:17Life's too short to take yourself seriously
00:30:19You gotta sing
00:30:20Dance
00:30:21And just hope your head doesn't catch fire in the process
00:30:23Oh, I wish I had your confidence
00:30:26Look, Sandy
00:30:27I'm sure you've got plenty of exciting stories to tell elsewhere
00:30:29Right, Cecil?
00:30:31You were just giving her a tour of the town?
00:30:33Uh, yeah
00:30:34Goodbye
00:30:35We got time for that later
00:30:37Right now, I'm dying to know more about this fabulous choir
00:30:41Sweetheart
00:30:41You got a voice of an angel
00:30:43Where do you learn to sing like that?
00:30:45Just here in the church, mainly
00:30:47You know, I used to sing in high school
00:30:49But then, you know, life takes over and...
00:30:52Well, you belong to Broadway, darling
00:30:54With a little push
00:30:56I bet you have them lining up outside the theatre
00:30:58Right, Avita?
00:31:01Yes, Margaret sounds fantastic
00:31:03But can we get back to rehearsing, please?
00:31:05Oh, come on
00:31:07Sometimes you gotta let loose
00:31:09What's life with a little bit of a different ride?
00:31:12Oh, and honey
00:31:13With those shoes
00:31:15You could be dancing the tango
00:31:17I love dancing
00:31:18I wanted to try salsa
00:31:20Salsa?
00:31:21That's the spirit
00:31:22When I was in Cuba
00:31:24I danced every night
00:31:26Till my feet screamed
00:31:27You see, the trick is to move your hips
00:31:30Like you're touching...
00:31:31All right, that's enough
00:31:32We've got a schedule
00:31:33Can we just get back to practicing, please?
00:31:35Busy?
00:31:36Nah, I'm here to stay
00:31:38Besides, I'm just getting warmed up
00:31:41Where's the rush, Tabby?
00:31:42You don't want to stifle all this energy, right?
00:31:46Tabby?
00:31:46Yes, Tabby
00:31:47When energy comes in
00:31:49Great performers reach out and grab it
00:31:52We could do with a little bit more energy round here
00:31:54What exactly are you suggesting, Sebastian?
00:31:57Hmm
00:31:59Do you realise what you've done?
00:32:02What are you talking about?
00:32:03What am I talking about?
00:32:04Sebastian offered her a part in the Harvest Festival
00:32:07My big solo's going to be ruined
00:32:09She's just going to turn it into a circus act
00:32:14Let's hold on
00:32:15Maybe it's not a bad idea
00:32:18You know, just the choir seemed to like her
00:32:21And who knows she'll even make the show better
00:32:25Better? Are you out of your mind?
00:32:27She's a walking disaster
00:32:29She almost knocked everything down
00:32:31Now Sebastian thinks she's got the right energy
00:32:34To bring this performance to life
00:32:35Energy
00:32:36Look, it's not my fault, Sebastian, after the part
00:32:40I didn't suggest it
00:32:43Maybe you'll see something that we don't
00:32:45Maybe Sandy's the wild card at the show
00:32:47Needs for it to stand out
00:32:49Yeah, she's the wild card, right?
00:32:51And yeah, I'm sure she will stand out
00:32:52You're the one who brought her to the rehearsal
00:32:55Now she's going to derail everything
00:32:58And what was I supposed to do?
00:32:59Maybe you were supposed to stop her
00:33:01Before she started teaching salsa lessons to the choir
00:33:04That would have been great
00:33:06Now she's going to ruin everything that I've worked for
00:33:10And now she's here
00:33:11In my house
00:33:12Using my shower
00:33:13And tomorrow she's going to be prancing around on stage
00:33:15Ruining everything
00:33:18I put the effort into this performance
00:33:20And she's just taken over
00:33:23Well
00:33:24At least she's got
00:33:26A bit of confidence
00:33:28It's not funny
00:33:30The church is relying on this, Cecil
00:33:34Now I'm going to get overshadowed
00:33:36Me
00:33:37The one who actually
00:33:38Worked for this
00:33:42Tabitha
00:33:49I get it
00:33:51I really do
00:33:53What?
00:33:54Maybe
00:33:55She's not as bad as you think
00:33:57Oh, please
00:33:58She doesn't belong in a church choir
00:34:00She belongs in Vegas
00:34:01Oh, Tabitha
00:34:03Just relax
00:34:04Sebastian would never offer the party
00:34:05If I never thought it would work
00:34:07You don't get it
00:34:08This is just my 8th grade performance
00:34:09All over again
00:34:10Huh?
00:34:12I've always wanted to sing, Cecil
00:34:15Babe, you do?
00:34:16Yeah, but I've always wanted to perform on stage
00:34:19It's been my dream
00:34:22Ever since I was young
00:34:23Like, I had
00:34:24We had this talent show
00:34:25And I was supposed to perform this opera song
00:34:28That I'd rehearsed for weeks
00:34:29And when it was time for my big performance
00:34:32There was this goofy football team
00:34:34That performed before me
00:34:36And after their performance
00:34:38Everyone was just laughing and giggling
00:34:39And joking around
00:34:43I sang
00:34:43I poured my heart out
00:34:45But no one listened
00:34:46So nobody listened
00:34:49What's the big deal?
00:34:50It is a big deal
00:34:53Now I just
00:34:54I'm just so fixated on
00:34:55Wanting to make sure everything is perfect
00:34:57So I don't relive
00:34:58That whole situation again
00:35:00And
00:35:02It just feels like
00:35:03History's repeating itself
00:35:11Remember
00:35:11What happens in choir
00:35:13Stays in choir
00:35:14Mind everyone
00:35:16Focus
00:35:18We need to stay on track
00:35:19For the harvest festival
00:35:20Hey, we've been waiting for you
00:35:22What did you so long to get here?
00:35:24I had to clean my bathroom
00:35:25Because it was a bit of a mess
00:35:28Shut up
00:35:28Me and me are freaking your own time
00:35:31We got a show to rehearse for, Tabby
00:35:33Yes, we do
00:35:34Okay, let's get started
00:35:37Ring the bells
00:35:40Ring the bells
00:35:41The harvest celebration
00:35:43Ring the bells
00:35:46Ring the bells
00:35:48The fruits of God's creation
00:35:52In a world
00:35:53So much suffering and pain
00:35:58We must feed all we can
00:36:00So there's no hunger again
00:36:04Lift our spirits and lift our nation
00:36:07Let us enjoy your creation
00:36:10Bring us together so whole we share
00:36:13One God, one body, one prayer
00:36:17Community spirit we gather and share
00:36:20And so we have a brighter day
00:36:22Hold up, hold up!
00:36:23What is it, Sandy?
00:36:25What if you try that note
00:36:27But with a little more humph
00:36:29Like this
00:36:30But soon
00:36:33We are brighter, brighter, brighter, brighter, brighter, brighter
00:36:46Look, I appreciate your creativity
00:36:48I like it, I like it
00:36:49It adds a layer of depth and excitement to it
00:36:53What do you think, Father Paul?
00:36:54Absolutely
00:36:55Absolutely
00:36:56It gives that Broadway flair
00:37:00Do you really think it would work?
00:37:01Absolutely
00:37:03You know what, let's try that again
00:37:05But more energy this time
00:37:07Alright, let's try and see
00:37:11Three, two, one, sing
00:37:13Ring the bells, ring the bells
00:37:17The harvest celebration
00:37:20Ring the bells, ring the bells
00:37:24The fruits of God's creation
00:37:28In a world so much suffering and pain
00:37:34We must feed who we can
00:37:35So there's no hunger again
00:37:39Lift our spirits and lift our nation
00:37:43Let us enjoy your creation
00:37:46Bring us together so whole we share
00:37:49One God, one body, one prayer
00:37:52Community spirit we gather and pray
00:37:55And so we have a brighter day
00:38:03That's it
00:38:04That's it
00:38:06That's it
00:38:07Try again now
00:38:09But even more energy
00:38:11Okay
00:38:14Okay
00:38:15Three, two, one, sing
00:38:19In the world so much suffering
00:38:22Can you just let me sing, please
00:38:29Um, do you need a break, Tabby?
00:38:32No, it's fine
00:38:32Let's just get on with it
00:38:34No, I think you need a break, Tabby
00:38:36Um, we'll take ten
00:38:37And, um, we'll wait for Tabitha
00:38:39To recenter herself
00:38:40Yeah, I think that's a good idea
00:38:42Right
00:38:43Yeah
00:38:54Cecil
00:38:59Cecil
00:39:01Cecil
00:39:14Cecil
00:39:38You were hot, huh?
00:39:44Where are you?
00:39:49The pub of all places
00:39:57Thank you for calling
00:39:59Please leave a message
00:40:00You did not just send me to voicemail
00:40:06Cecil
00:40:07Oh, Tabby
00:40:08What on earth are you doing?
00:40:10Come join us, man
00:40:11Oh, man, I'm in trouble
00:40:14I come home
00:40:15What do I find?
00:40:17No dinner
00:40:17A disaster zone of a house
00:40:19This is ridiculous
00:40:21I'm just trying to have a little bit of fun, you know
00:40:23What's the problem?
00:40:25Yeah, who needs to do now
00:40:26I'm not talking to you
00:40:28I'm talking to him
00:40:29Calm down, Tiger
00:40:30How can I calm down
00:40:31How can I calm down when I found this?
00:40:32Oh
00:40:34You weren't hot
00:40:35You were cleaning up your mess with your shirt
00:40:38Oh, well, it does look like a hot mess
00:40:42It's not funny
00:40:44This shirt is a symbol of our marriage
00:40:46It represents how you're never focused on what really matters
00:40:49You're not focused on supporting me
00:40:52Instead, your head is always in the clouds
00:40:54That's why you're such a class like your sister
00:41:00Ah, my sister
00:41:02I like the way my sister
00:41:04I like the way she is
00:41:06And, er, maybe the sick of you treating me like your little servant
00:41:11Maybe there's things that I want to do
00:41:14If I thought of that
00:41:16Is that it now?
00:41:18You don't want to make dinner
00:41:19You just want to have fun
00:41:21I don't know
00:41:22It's nice and let loose once in a while
00:41:25Oh, okay
00:41:26Well, you've had your fun
00:41:27Now you can go and make dinner
00:41:30Or do you want to keep drinking?
00:41:37Well
00:41:40Oh, well, well
00:41:45Yay!
00:41:53Yay!
00:42:15I'm just going to focus on my solo and pretend that Sandy doesn't exist
00:42:20She can't just waltz in here and steal my spotlight
00:42:25You know, ignoring her may not work out as good as you think
00:42:30Well, please
00:42:31I'll show her
00:42:33She'll get the silent treatment until she realizes that I'm the star of the show
00:42:37I'm sure everyone will grow tired of her antics sooner or later
00:42:40I don't think so
00:42:41I don't think so
00:42:42Last night, when we went out, she took us all out for dinner and drinks
00:42:46And she paid for everything
00:42:48She's fun and generous
00:42:50Yes, of course she is
00:42:52She should be really putting that towards a hotel
00:42:58Come on, what's really going on?
00:42:59I just
00:43:02Everyone's all over her like she's some kind of a saint
00:43:05And she's over there getting all the attention
00:43:07My attention
00:43:09I'm supposed to be the star of the show, Margaret
00:43:11But no one seems to care anymore
00:43:15And Cecil
00:43:17He's not the same
00:43:18He's changing
00:43:19It's like Sandy turns up and all of a sudden he's a different person
00:43:23More relaxed, more confident
00:43:26I mean, he's always been my rock, but
00:43:29I don't know, I feel like I'm losing him
00:43:32I just
00:43:33I don't understand
00:43:35This festival was supposed to be my moment
00:43:38And now I'm not even sure I have a moment anymore
00:43:41I get it, Tabitha
00:43:43You know, you've always been the limelight
00:43:45The one everybody looks up to
00:43:48And you've worked really hard for that
00:43:50I understand
00:43:52But Tabitha
00:43:53Sometimes you've got to learn to share the limelight
00:43:56You cannot always be the centre of attention
00:44:00You know, Sandy, for example
00:44:03You've got to give her a little bit of a limelight
00:44:04Have you ever thought that maybe she needs this more than you realise?
00:44:08Yeah, but it's always been me
00:44:09I've always been the one that people rely on
00:44:11The one that people turn to
00:44:14Without that, what am I?
00:44:16You're still you
00:44:18No one's going to take that away from you
00:44:23Listen, sometimes
00:44:24If you give others a chance
00:44:26It makes you look extremely powerful
00:44:28And that's a different kind of power
00:44:30One that will never diminish
00:44:33Yeah, but not her
00:44:35Anyone but her
00:44:40In God we trust
00:44:44He brings warmth to my day
00:44:48He hears my call
00:44:53And his special song
00:44:55Sorry, sorry, sorry
00:44:56I got some idea when I was out dancing last night
00:45:00This show is way too much standing around in it
00:45:02We're going on radio, not TV
00:45:04Can you just sit back down so we can practise?
00:45:06Actually, no, hold on a moment
00:45:08Tabi, I want you to sing your part
00:45:10And I want everyone to follow Sandy's lead
00:45:12And dance like her
00:45:15What?
00:45:16You want us to move?
00:45:17Yeah, we've got to put some originality into this
00:45:20We can't let the audience know all our secrets
00:45:23Dancing is a good way to keep the energy up
00:45:25You can't be serious
00:45:26Yeah, I'm serious
00:45:28You didn't see how good I'd look from here
00:45:30Now let's get some movement in this solo and try again
00:45:37In God we trust
00:45:41He brings warmth to my day
00:45:44He hears my call
00:45:49And his special song I say
00:45:53Praise to him and all that rejoice
00:45:57Praise to the Lord
00:45:59And let him hear my voice
00:46:10You scared me
00:46:12I'm sorry, Margaret
00:46:13I can't take it anymore
00:46:14She's ruining everything
00:46:15Whoa, calm down
00:46:17She doesn't understand the concept of solo
00:46:20And on top of that
00:46:21I want to know who she really is
00:46:23She just dropped out of the sky onto my doorstep
00:46:26What's her deal?
00:46:27Why is she even here?
00:46:29How should I know?
00:46:31You know, someone who can find out
00:46:34You mean my husband?
00:46:35Exactly
00:46:36But I thought private investigators were a little extreme
00:46:41Well, extreme situations call for extreme measures
00:46:45Are you sure that's the best way to go about it?
00:46:47Yes, I'm sure
00:46:49She can't just waltz in like she owns the place
00:46:51Now, can you connect me to your husband or what?
00:46:56Harry?
00:46:57Tabitha?
00:46:59So, Margaret tells me you're looking for the best of the best of private investigators
00:47:04Well, I'm just looking for a private investigator
00:47:13Well, you got the best of the best of the best
00:47:16I need you to help me investigate someone
00:47:19Her name is Sandy Mitchell McDermott-Simmons
00:47:24Okay
00:47:25What's her deal?
00:47:26She's just taken over the church
00:47:28Stolen my spotlight
00:47:29And she's turning everything upside down
00:47:31I need something that can help me regain my position in the church
00:47:35Okay, well
00:47:36You've come to the right place
00:47:38I've got a nose for dirt and a eye for detail
00:47:41Let's see what I can uncover
00:47:43Is that all you need?
00:47:44Just her name?
00:47:46Trust me
00:47:47It's more than enough
00:47:51Especially with a name like Sandy Mitchell McDermott-Simmons
00:47:56I'll dig deep
00:47:57Way deeper than anybody else could
00:47:59You'll see
00:48:00Well, I hope you can deliver
00:48:01I need this
00:48:05Don't worry
00:48:06You're in good hands
00:48:07I'm not just any investigator
00:48:10I'm the best of the best
00:48:15Yeah, you showed me that already
00:48:38I love you
00:48:43Put some sprinkles in it
00:48:45Sprinkles, we need more sprinkles
00:48:47Hey, more sprinkles
00:48:51Whoa
00:48:52We need more sprinkles
00:48:55No
00:48:55More sprinkles
00:48:58You can never have to make a sprinkle
00:49:00Hey, more sprinkles
00:49:03Hey
00:49:03Babe
00:49:06Surprise
00:49:07We're making dessert
00:49:09Well, well
00:49:10What a lovely mess we have here
00:49:11We're making dessert
00:49:14Looks like a lovely project
00:49:17Just one question
00:49:20What happened to my kitchen?
00:49:22Oh
00:49:25It's a little
00:49:26Small little
00:49:27Flour fight
00:49:32Well, I can see you two are getting on splendidly
00:49:34I don't want to interfere
00:49:36I'm going to go to bed early
00:49:38Yeah
00:49:38I just wanted to update you on our sleeping arrangements
00:49:41Okay
00:49:43Okay
00:49:44You're allowed to sleep in the bed again
00:49:47Really?
00:49:48Well, I, to be honest
00:49:49I thought all this mess would have got me another week
00:49:53On the couch
00:49:54The spare room's going to be free pretty soon
00:49:57Oh, my God
00:49:57Have it
00:49:57Ring the bells
00:50:03Ring the bells
00:50:05The harvest celebration
00:50:20Bring us together
00:50:21So whole we share
00:50:23One God
00:50:24One body
00:50:25One prayer
00:50:42You know what, Sebastian?
00:50:44I've been thinking
00:50:47If the church ever closes, God forbid
00:50:49I might start my own faith-based singing reality show
00:50:54Yeah
00:50:55A singing show?
00:50:56Oh, yes
00:50:57Picture it
00:50:58Father Paul's heavenly harmonies
00:51:01We would travel from church to church
00:51:03Finding that next big voice in gospel
00:51:06And I'd play the judge and the host
00:51:08It's divine
00:51:10Sounds a bit ambitious
00:51:12Ambitious?
00:51:14Sebastian
00:51:15I could see it now
00:51:16All of the church ladies would audition
00:51:19And I would sit there like Simon Cowell
00:51:22You know, but holier
00:51:24And I would say things like
00:51:27Your falsetto is a blessing
00:51:29But your pitch could use some prayer
00:51:35Right
00:51:35And what would the grand prize be?
00:51:38A recording contract with the Vatican
00:51:39Exactly
00:51:41And maybe even a lifetime supply of communion wafers
00:51:48Oh, Father
00:51:50While I appreciate your creativity
00:51:55Reality TV might not be in your wheelhouse
00:51:58Yeah, it's a little bit more complicated than running choir practice
00:52:03You don't think I'd be good at it?
00:52:08Um, well, let's just say your strengths lie in more traditional forms of ministry
00:52:14And reality TV, it's, um, how can I put this?
00:52:22Merciless
00:52:24But I've got charisma, right?
00:52:26I mean, people love me
00:52:28I could even have a catchphrase
00:52:30After a bad performance, I could say
00:52:33Forgive me, my child
00:52:34For that was a sin against music
00:52:38You've got spirit
00:52:39I'll give you that
00:52:41That's why I think we'd make such a good team
00:52:45You could direct the shows
00:52:46I've already pictured you in one of those fancy judge chairs
00:52:50Turning around dramatically like
00:52:52Boom! There's the voice
00:52:56I think I'll stick to choirs, thank you
00:52:59Less drama
00:53:01Fewer reality TV tropes, you know
00:53:04Of course, of course
00:53:06You're right
00:53:07Choir is where my heart is
00:53:09But, you know, if we ever need a backup plan
00:53:12Father Paul's heavenly harmonies is always on the table
00:53:18Here's to the choir
00:53:21And to keeping you off television
00:53:23And to Sandy, too
00:53:28The girls are really excited about her performance
00:53:32She's got the star quality, you know
00:53:35Oh, darling, everyone nice
00:53:42What have you got?
00:53:47So
00:53:48I did a deep dive
00:53:50Into Sandy's online presence
00:53:52She doesn't have an online presence
00:53:54Oh, yes, she does
00:53:57And
00:53:58Public records
00:53:59Let's just say the woman has quite a history
00:54:03All right, what did you find?
00:54:07Get ready for this
00:54:11She has a knack for schemes
00:54:13Have you ever heard of the pyramid scheme yoga retreat?
00:54:17What's that?
00:54:18Just what it sounds like
00:54:20People forked out thousands for yoga
00:54:23While being promised that they'd make money
00:54:26While recruiting others
00:54:28It's a classic
00:54:30And Sandy
00:54:31She's a master at these things
00:54:35Okay
00:54:36Is that old?
00:54:38Oh, no, not even close
00:54:43Check this out
00:54:45She was also behind the herbal tea scandal
00:54:49The miracle herbal tea scandal
00:54:55Sold like hotcakes
00:54:56But it was just plain old regular tea
00:54:59Wrapped up in a fancy label
00:55:02Are you serious?
00:55:04That's perfect
00:55:05Hold on, hold on
00:55:07There's more
00:55:10This woman's life
00:55:11Is a wild ride of scams
00:55:14She's dabbled in everything
00:55:16From
00:55:19Self-help seminars
00:55:21To exclusive online auctions
00:55:27There are more red flags here
00:55:29Than a bullfight
00:55:32She has a history of jumping from hustle to hustle
00:55:37And
00:55:38She's never even left the country
00:55:41What a fraud
00:55:43That's exactly what I needed
00:55:46I knew you'd love it
00:55:48I've got everything documented
00:55:51Newspaper articles
00:55:52Social media posts
00:55:54Even
00:55:55Some scathing customer reviews
00:56:00What a thief
00:56:02No, no, no, no
00:56:03She's not a thief
00:56:04A thief steals quickly behind your back
00:56:09Sandy's a scam artist
00:56:11A scam artist steals slowly
00:56:13Right in front of you
00:56:16So
00:56:16The only question is
00:56:20What is she stealing?
00:56:22If you can figure that out
00:56:24You'll get her in the act
00:56:28Hey, hey, hey
00:56:30Hey, hey
00:56:32Are you OK?
00:56:34What's wrong with you?
00:56:35Right, where are we going?
00:56:36Oxford Street
00:56:37Oxford Street,
00:56:37How is he calling you?
00:56:40Oxford Street please
00:56:41Thank you
00:56:42Thank you very much
00:56:44OK, so
00:56:45Wait
00:56:45First you need to learn this word
00:56:47Je t'achete
00:56:48Je t'achete?
00:56:50Ce que tu veux
00:56:50Yeah, let's look at this. OK, OK, OK.
00:56:53OK, should I call her?
00:56:54Uh, well... Yeah, yeah, because you have a lot of mouth.
00:56:57Without Tabitha, she's nothing.
00:56:59Oh, really? Nobody!
00:57:02And nobody!
00:57:18What are you hiding?
00:57:20Good morning.
00:57:44Here we go.
00:58:08There's no cash in this house.
00:58:12What are you off, doll?
00:58:22That's it.
00:58:54That's it.
00:59:22That's it.
00:59:50That's it.
01:00:20That's it.
01:01:01That's it.
01:01:04Harry, do you want to believe what I found?
01:01:09Lay it on me, Tabitho.
01:01:10What have you got?
01:01:13So.
01:01:17This is a St. Jude's relic.
01:01:20It's supposed to weigh about 10 pounds and stand two feet tall.
01:01:24But here's the kicker.
01:01:26The one in the church is only four pounds and barely a foot.
01:01:29You're serious.
01:01:34How many of these have you found?
01:01:36Well, I've counted about 11 so far.
01:01:39This one is actually the gold statue of St. Teresa.
01:01:44It's supposed to be solid gold, but the one in the church is brass but gold painted.
01:01:49Wow.
01:01:50Wow.
01:01:51She really thought she could get away with it.
01:01:53See?
01:01:54They're all wrong.
01:01:58All of this is gold, pun intended, but we need a plan.
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:06Well, I reckon at the next church event I'll set up a trap for her.
01:02:11When she tries to swap another one out, we'll be ready for her.
01:02:14And we can catch her in the act.
01:02:18I like the way you think.
01:02:24These are easy to hide.
01:02:27And they have a GPS homing device built in.
01:02:31Just put them on the remaining valuables, and if she ticks one, you'll know it.
01:02:36Are you serious?
01:02:39All right.
01:02:41Well, if we can track her to the stolen goods, we'll have proof.
01:02:45Then we'll show it to Father Paul and the rest of the congregation.
01:02:49That will be enough evidence that we need to show them how much of a fraud she is.
01:02:54And I'll take all this evidence and put it into a neat presentation.
01:03:00Once they see the side-by-side comparisons, she won't have a leg to stand on.
01:03:07This is going to be the best reveal in church history.
01:03:12Wow.
01:03:13You've really done your homework, Tabitha.
01:03:17This is going to be one for the books.
01:03:22I'll even add some dramatic music for effect when we reveal it.
01:03:27Let's not get too carried away now.
01:03:28Let's keep it classy.
01:03:31I just can't believe how deep this goes.
01:03:33Wow.
01:03:33It's actually infuriating.
01:03:37Well, you're not alone in this anymore.
01:03:41We'll get to the bottom of it.
01:03:44It's time for me to take back my church.
01:03:49Well, let's get this show on the road.
01:03:52It's time to turn the tables.
01:03:56I can't believe when it's almost here.
01:03:59The Harvest Festival is going to be amazing.
01:04:04Oh, and the dancing?
01:04:05The dancing is going to blow everyone away.
01:04:08Do you still love the new part for our dance?
01:04:11There you go.
01:04:13Oh, yes, Sandy.
01:04:15You've made quite the impact.
01:04:17All those changes that you've made, it's really going to be a night no-one forgets.
01:04:22Yeah, it's going to be something, huh?
01:04:24You know, I can't wait to see you two out there together.
01:04:27You know, I've never ever seen the choir ever so lively like this before.
01:04:32Oh, yes, the girls are having so much fun with it.
01:04:37She can feel the energy, you know?
01:04:40It's really going to get people moving.
01:04:42I'm sure all eyes are going to be on you,
01:04:45with all the special touches that you've added.
01:04:49It's going to be all eyes on you during the celebrations.
01:04:52Oh, stop.
01:04:54It's not all about me.
01:04:56It's a group effort.
01:04:59But the dancing will set things up for sure.
01:05:02Mm-hmm.
01:05:04It's really going to get people out of the seat.
01:05:07Just wait.
01:05:10I don't doubt it.
01:05:11It's all about making movements, isn't it?
01:05:14All those slight movements that no-one notices at first,
01:05:17but by the end of the night,
01:05:18everyone will see what's been really going on.
01:05:20You know something?
01:05:21I've got to say, this whole thing sounds amazing.
01:05:25You know, thought church stuff could have been this fun.
01:05:30Maybe it's a good thing Sandy would come after her, Tabs.
01:05:35Yes, it's been an enlightening experience.
01:05:38It's interesting how someone new can teach you so much
01:05:40about what's important, isn't it, Sandy?
01:05:44Absolutely.
01:05:45You've got to shake things up to keep it fresh.
01:05:47I've always believed that.
01:05:50If you're not willing to change, you get left behind.
01:05:54Change, yes.
01:05:56But sometimes it's also interesting to find out
01:05:59what people are really capable of when you push them to their limits.
01:06:02Well, I'm all about pushing boundaries,
01:06:04so I'm in my limit.
01:06:07I'm sure we'll get to see how far you're willing to go on Friday night.
01:06:11I'll be watching very closely.
01:06:19Sis, you better be on your best behaviour,
01:06:21cos my lovely Tabitha here has them lovely, pretty eyes.
01:06:27Watching you?
01:06:30Oh, I wouldn't miss a thing, after all.
01:06:33What would the Harvest Festival be without you there in the spotlight
01:06:37showing everyone how it's done?
01:06:39Right.
01:06:40I'm going to make sure it's the best one, yeah?
01:06:45I'm sure it will be.
01:06:47I am.
01:06:49Sorry.
01:06:52Oh, it's so slow.
01:06:57Tabitha, what are you doing?
01:06:59Oh, just Harry's GPS stickers for insurance.
01:07:04Insurance for what?
01:07:06Margaret.
01:07:07Do you know what Sandy's been doing?
01:07:09What are you talking about?
01:07:10She's been stealing from the church.
01:07:13Swapping out all our precious artefacts for cheap replicas.
01:07:17I've had everything measured, weighed, compared.
01:07:20The sizes are off, the weights are wrong.
01:07:23For all the artefacts.
01:07:24And that's just what we know so far.
01:07:26But why would Sandy do something like that?
01:07:29Why does anybody do anything?
01:07:31For money, the thrill of it, whatever the reason.
01:07:34She's been getting away with it.
01:07:35But not for much longer.
01:07:38But how did you figure this all out?
01:07:41Harry did.
01:07:42Your husband's connection was a godsend.
01:07:44I've got all the documentation, pictures, measurements.
01:07:47She can't get away with this, Margaret.
01:07:50Well, I'm happy to help, but stealing from the church? Sandy?
01:07:58This just, this is unbelievable.
01:08:01Well, believe it.
01:08:03You really thought of everything.
01:08:06I always do.
01:08:08Well, what if she suspects something?
01:08:12She won't.
01:08:14Not until it's too late.
01:08:16And by that point, she'll sleep up and I'll be ready to catch her.
01:08:27She really never runs out of energy, huh?
01:08:31If they ever run out of power at the harvest fest, just stick a mark in front of her.
01:08:35You know, that voice fest would light her the whole block.
01:08:40She's...containable, isn't she?
01:08:42I'm sure someone will contain her eventually.
01:08:46Babe.
01:08:48Are you sure you're okay with all these changes?
01:08:51I mean, I think the dance that she added to your solo is, you know, something.
01:08:57Oh, I'm absolutely fine, Cecil.
01:08:59In fact, I'm thrilled.
01:09:01The more Sandy shines tonight, the more everyone will see her true colours.
01:09:04Oh.
01:09:06So that's why you're putting on I'm definitely planning something outfit.
01:09:10Feels like you're about to accept a CEO award or start a very, very polite war.
01:09:15Oh, you know me. I always like to be prepared for anything.
01:09:19Mm, I know.
01:09:20Hey, Tavs.
01:09:20Do you think they have a spotlight on me for the finale?
01:09:24I'm really feeling like I'm the star tonight.
01:09:27Jesus.
01:09:29So we've downgraded from Tabby to Tavs, huh?
01:09:32Oh.
01:09:33I'm sure the spotlight will find you one way or another, Sandy.
01:09:37Well, you're in a good mood tonight, Tavs.
01:09:42Don't even think about it.
01:09:43I mean, I mean, all right, all right. I mean, Tabby, fair.
01:09:47Maybe you and Sandy are finally bonding.
01:09:50You know, this could be a good turning point.
01:09:53You know, sister-in-laws that slay together.
01:09:56Stay together.
01:09:58I'm sure we're going to be even closer after tonight.
01:10:02Well, whatever happens, I'm proud of you.
01:10:06I mean, Tabby, fair.
01:10:09Maybe you and Sandy are finally bonding, huh?
01:10:13You know, this could be a turning point.
01:10:18You guys ready? This is going to be epic!
01:10:22Oh, yes, Sandy, I'm sure it's going to be epic.
01:10:25Well, sounds like I just want my applause.
01:10:31You two, beautiful ladies of mine, are going to be great.
01:10:36Just don't...
01:10:38Don't...
01:10:39Just don't let me faint, OK?
01:10:42Come on, my beautiful wife.
01:10:46My beautiful sister.
01:10:49Shall we?
01:10:51We'd be honoured.
01:10:52Let's go.
01:10:53But first, men first, OK?
01:10:55All right, men first, thank you.
01:10:57Let's go.
01:11:22It's nice, huh?
01:11:23I got a feeling this is going to be one for this book.
01:11:26Oh, I've got to run to the bathroom real quick.
01:11:29I'll be right back.
01:11:42You're top of all right?
01:11:44Uh, yeah.
01:11:46Solo, senior.
01:11:47Mm-hmm.
01:11:48Pretty big day today. How are you feeling?
01:11:52Excited? Nervous?
01:11:54One of the gold crucifixes just got taken.
01:11:56What?
01:11:58Uh, sorry.
01:12:08Tabitha? What are you doing back here?
01:12:11You.
01:12:12I know what you've been doing.
01:12:14I was doing well, yeah. I've been in the bathroom.
01:12:16You've been stealing from the church,
01:12:17replacing artifacts.
01:12:20You think you're so clever, don't you?
01:12:22I've been tracking everything.
01:12:24I've been watching you.
01:12:26What? Tabitha?
01:12:27I don't know what you're talking about.
01:12:29I didn't steal anything.
01:12:31You think you're going to fool everyone?
01:12:33Not tonight. I have proof.
01:12:36I haven't done anything.
01:12:37You're acting crazy.
01:12:39Uh...
01:12:40Look.
01:12:40There it is.
01:12:42It's moving.
01:12:43I know it's you.
01:12:44You've been caught red-handed.
01:12:46Tabitha, that's not me.
01:12:47I don't even know what this is.
01:12:49I've been in the bathroom.
01:12:50Don't lie to me.
01:12:52I'm going to make sure everyone knows what you've done.
01:12:55You've got it all wrong.
01:12:57I'm not your enemy.
01:12:59I don't know why you're doing this,
01:13:02but I swear I'm not who you think I am.
01:13:06You don't fool me, Sandy.
01:13:08You might have charmed everyone else,
01:13:10but I see right through you.
01:13:15Tabitha, I don't want to fight with you.
01:13:18I just want us to get along.
01:13:20Whatever you think I've done,
01:13:22I promise it's not true.
01:13:25I'm not your enemy, Tabitha.
01:13:28But look, the gold crucifix is moving again.
01:13:32I think we need to follow it.
01:13:35What's going on?
01:13:37We need to go after it.
01:13:40I think it's leading us somewhere important.
01:13:42Where?
01:13:43The parish office.
01:13:44Did someone say parish office?
01:13:46Count me in.
01:13:47OK, guys, the mites are about to roll.
01:13:50Are we ready?
01:13:51No!
01:13:52What?
01:13:53Long story.
01:13:54Ain't no time to tell it.
01:13:55Let's go.
01:14:03Father Paul?
01:14:04Tabitha, I...
01:14:05What are you doing?
01:14:07So you are the one that's been stealing all of this time?
01:14:12I'm not stealing.
01:14:13Yes, you were.
01:14:15We caught you.
01:14:16I'm hiding them.
01:14:19Hiding them?
01:14:21Yes.
01:14:22The archdiocese has asked me to replace all the relics with fakes.
01:14:28We're going to go broke soon,
01:14:30and they didn't want the bank to take our assets to pay off our debts.
01:14:37Oh, you're not a criminal.
01:14:40You've just been trying to protect the relics.
01:14:43I'm sorry I did it so secretly.
01:14:46I just didn't want to cause panic in the congregation.
01:14:50OK, everyone, please listen.
01:14:52I have something to say.
01:14:56I know the church has been through a difficult time,
01:15:00and Father Paul has made some terrible choices.
01:15:05But I believe we can turn it around.
01:15:07Oh, please, Sandy,
01:15:08now is not the time for a motivational speech, OK?
01:15:10The Harvest Fest is over.
01:15:12The church is over.
01:15:13No, please listen.
01:15:16In my worldly travel...
01:15:17Oh, will you stop?
01:15:18Like, we know you're a fake, OK?
01:15:20No, hear me out.
01:15:22In my worldly travel,
01:15:24I was briefly married to a big tech investor.
01:15:28He was a nut job,
01:15:29and when we got divorced,
01:15:32he flooded the internet with all kinds of lies about me,
01:15:35saying I was a criminal,
01:15:38and a scam artist, and recluse.
01:15:41It was all lies.
01:15:44It was a crazy ordeal,
01:15:46and it took everything in me to fight back.
01:15:51But I sued him,
01:15:54and I won.
01:15:56I was awarded lots of money.
01:16:00I want to use that money to pay off the church debt.
01:16:04You would do that for us?
01:16:07Absolutely.
01:16:08This church is a pillar of our community.
01:16:10It is enough to thrive,
01:16:12not to struggle under the weight of debt.
01:16:15But you don't even know how much we owe.
01:16:18No, trust me.
01:16:20I have enough to pay it off.
01:16:22Oh, I could still sell my house in South Gordon.
01:16:26What?
01:16:27I know I came into your life like a whirlwind,
01:16:30but I'm not here to take anything away from you.
01:16:33I just want to be a part of this family.
01:16:39But...
01:16:40I mean, the church does mean a lot to all of us.
01:16:44You would be willing to use your money like that?
01:16:57When my dad took me away,
01:17:03it was the worst day of my life.
01:17:08You remember how he always hated those messy, crazy side of me?
01:17:16He said I wasn't behaving like a proper young lady.
01:17:23And nobody would ever want me.
01:17:30So I shrank.
01:17:34And I tried to become the woman he wanted me to be.
01:17:38You know, anything for his approval.
01:17:46And after the divorce, well, I was a shadow myself.
01:17:54I didn't even know who I was anymore.
01:17:59I know I can be a bit too much and even a bit of a...clutch.
01:18:10But you know what?
01:18:11I learned to embrace every part of me.
01:18:15Even the messy, weird, cracky side of me.
01:18:21You know what?
01:18:24Therapy helped me understand that I was running away
01:18:27from the person who truly accepted me for me.
01:18:30My brother.
01:18:37That's why I came back.
01:18:40But what I didn't expect
01:18:42was for this church
01:18:45and this choir
01:18:47to embrace me the way you did.
01:18:52So see, it's not just about the money.
01:18:56It's about showing everyone that I care.
01:18:59I want to be here for you.
01:19:03For all of you.
01:19:07You know what?
01:19:08Maybe I've been so focused on protecting my place,
01:19:11but I think it's time I let someone else in.
01:19:17We can do this together.
01:19:19I'm not here to replace anyone.
01:19:22I don't want to take anything away from you.
01:19:26I just want to support this community.
01:19:31You're a blessing, Sandy.
01:19:36You know what?
01:19:37You might just be the sister I never knew I needed.
01:19:40Really?
01:19:42Really?
01:19:42Really?
01:19:46And you?
01:19:49I'm sorry I've been so hard on you.
01:19:51You're a good man.
01:19:53It's all good.
01:19:55You know it's on bed after all.
01:20:01Okay, guys, listen.
01:20:04The mics are still about to drop.
01:20:06And Tabitha, Tabitha, it's showtime.
01:20:09This is the show you've been waiting for.
01:20:13Actually, Sebastian, what do you say we make this a duet?
01:20:19Okay.
01:20:20There was a Jack, get it.
01:20:21Let's go.
01:20:22Let's go.
01:20:24Let's go.
01:20:26Let's go.
01:20:34Let's go.
01:20:39Let's go.
01:20:41What's the word?
01:20:46Do you want?
01:20:47Yeah.
01:20:50We must feed all we can
01:20:52So there's no hunger again
01:20:57Lift our spirits
01:20:59And lift our nation
01:21:00Let us enjoy your creation
01:21:03Bring us together
01:21:05So we share
01:21:06One God, one body, one prayer
01:21:12Unity spirit
01:21:13We gather and pray
01:21:15Soon we have a brighter day
01:21:18Ring the bells, ring the bells
01:21:22For the celebration
01:21:24Ring the bells, ring the bells
01:21:28Roots of God's creation
01:21:32You've been sowing, praying, fasting
01:21:35Nice time for you to receive it
01:21:39You've been sowing, praying, fasting
01:21:42Nice time for you to receive it
01:21:45Ring the bells, ring the bells
01:21:47It's time for harvest
01:22:01Ring the bells, ring the bells
01:22:05Ring the bells, ring the bells
01:22:05Roots of God's creation
01:22:07Ring the bells, ring the bells
01:22:11Roots of God's creation
01:22:14Roots of God's creation
01:22:14Ring the bells, ring the bells
01:22:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:22:42In God we trust
01:22:46He brings warmth to our day
01:22:51He heals my heart
01:22:56And He's special, so I say
01:23:00Praise to Him and all that rejoice
01:23:04Praise to the Lord and let Him hear my voice
01:23:15In God we trust
01:23:20He gave us faith and joy
01:23:23He spread His love
01:23:28To every boy and every girl
01:23:32Praise to Him and all that rejoice
01:23:37Praise to the Lord and let Him hear my voice
01:23:47In God we trust
01:23:50In God we trust
01:23:51He brings warmth to our day
01:23:55He heals my heart
01:24:00And He's special, so I say
01:24:05Praise to Him and all that rejoice
01:24:09Praise to the Lord and let Him hear my voice
01:24:19In God we trust
01:24:24He gave us faith and joy
01:24:28His bread is love
01:24:32To every boy and every girl
01:24:37Praise to Him and all that rejoice
01:24:41Praise to the Lord and let Him hear my voice
01:24:51Oh, yeah
01:25:05Well done, everyone. You could well.
01:25:07Look about.
01:25:09Well, it is an incredible performance.
01:26:27You
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