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00:02Mizuhara, hear me out!
00:07Listen!
00:14I...
00:21That was it. We're done.
00:31We're done.
00:44We've got some newų songs in the same time.
00:47But whenever you were just woken up,
00:50you've got some new clothes.
01:23Oh
01:30Oh
01:58Oh
01:59My freaking God of all the dumb ideas. I've had asking her out was the dumbest
02:04Come to think of it. Well, I've ever done is caused me so hard problems. This was bound to happen.
02:09Stupid. I can't
02:13Oh, man, I guess that was her way of turning me down
02:18What is this you trying to pop some kind of question?
02:21She had to have realized I was about to ask her out, right? And then she stopped me anyway
02:27How else am I supposed to interpret that?
02:30I mean look at the way she hightailed it out of here. I can't imagine how awkward that was for
02:34her
02:35What on earth have I done?
02:37Asking her out for real is like breaking the ultimate rule
02:40Don't blame me you signed a contract and you broke it. Our relationship is null and void
02:45I wouldn't be surprised if she packed her bags and went back to Tokyo
02:51This is my nightmare
02:53Satan, is that you? Am I in hell?
02:55If this is all just a bad dream, wake me up right now
03:02Okay, it's not gonna work out. I guess me Zahara will end up with some other rando instead of me
03:08Uh
03:10It's a rando, I'll be a guy
03:12Shall we get it on?
03:14Yes, let's get it on
03:16May I get it on too?
03:18Ah, make it stop!
03:20Satan, why must you torment me with this infernal vision?
03:23My nerves will fry until I'm a husk of a man if I keep going there
03:27Get it out!
03:28Out of my head, damn you!
03:31Huh?
03:34Yeah? Hello?
03:36Hello?
03:37Finally!
03:38I called you three times before this!
03:40I thought you ghosted me, why didn't you answer?
03:42Where are you? And what have you been doing?
03:44We were supposed to meet up at the pool by 10, it's almost noon now
03:48Hang on a sec, Chizuru isn't with you, is she?
03:51There's no way I can tell Ruka I was trying to ask Mizuhara out
03:56With me?
03:57No
03:58Sure, I'll be right there
03:59See ya
04:01Man, Ruka was super amped up
04:05Well, I suppose life goes on, even after all that
04:16It's over, huh?
04:19No, this is just the beginning
04:23From now on, I get to live the life of a guy who got rejected by Mizuhara
04:30I'm sorry
04:36I'm sorry
04:38Hm?
04:42Really? That didn't scare you at all?
04:44Well, that was underwhelming
04:46Oh, my bad, I was just lost in thought
04:51You remember that not working, right?
04:54Her positive energy is actually kind of helpful right now
04:58I've waited two whole hours for you!
05:00Are you out of your freaking mind?
05:00Don't just hug me like it's nothing!
05:02What if Curry saw our bodies touching?
05:04He's in the bathroom, I think we're good for a while
05:07Yeah, well, what about Kibei?
05:09Kibei's in there too!
05:10Hang on, is Mizuhara not with you?
05:13Oh, Chizuru? She hasn't come down here yet
05:16I see
05:18I guess that means they really weren't together
05:20Oh, that's good
05:21Wait, where did she go then?
05:23I thought for sure she was heading to the pool
05:26No, it makes sense she's not here
05:29After the stunt I pulled, she probably feels too awkward to want to be around me
05:33Plus, she's not heartless enough to come have fun right away
05:38She's too considerate
05:39Even though I was a massive headache to her until the very end
05:43Okay, I'm done waiting
05:44I've been holding myself back from saying it this whole trip
05:47Yeah?
05:48And what would that be?
05:51Huh?
05:52I love you
05:56Come on, let's hit the wave pool
05:58I'm gonna win the breath-holding contest today for sure
06:03You idiot
06:04A girl as stacked as her just said that she loves you
06:07You've got it better than most people in this universe
06:11Seriously, how much of a moron am I?
06:14I spent a year and a half telling myself that a rental girlfriend could be the real deal
06:19Luka was right there the whole time
06:22And of course, I went off and asked another girl out
06:25In hindsight, I should have known this would happen
06:28We're talking about Mizuhara here
06:30She'd be a better match with Umi or like literally any other hot guy
06:35I thought Jizuru was with you
06:37Nah, she said she was going to be running late
06:40But who cares? We can still have a good time without her
06:44Yeah, I can just go back to the way things were before I met her
06:48My friends, my family, and a fun life with no real troubles
06:54Everything that happened with her was fake anyway
06:56An illusion
06:58Whatever I thought I felt was just one-sided at best
07:02There was never any true love there
07:05Not a chance of having a genuine romance
07:09Alright, let's try to keep the rally going until we hit a thousand
07:12You know, that's a lot
07:14Seriously?
07:15Yeah, that'll never happen, dude
07:17Sorry, I was having a hard time tying up my swimsuit
07:21You wait long?
07:23Kazuya, you wait long?
07:25Oh, you're here
07:27Oh, hey, Kazuya
07:29What are you thinking? You can't leave the kids by themselves in a pool
07:33Yeah, sorry
07:35Whenever you have me rent it out, I can help you search for a real girlfriend
07:41Going to school after being here is gonna suck
07:44Yeah, I know, right?
07:46Okay
07:51Oh my gosh!
07:56So, let's meet here
08:08No comments in my swimsuit?
08:11Say something, please
08:18All you need to know is he's my boyfriend
08:22From now on, we're equals
08:24Just next-door neighbors, fair and square
08:27You really are a nice guy, aren't you?
08:30Thanks for the invite
08:31Really?
08:33No
08:43Hey guys, where'd Kazu you go?
08:45Maybe you went to go buy a drink or something?
08:47Tell us before you go, would you?
08:49Man, right after I tracked him down
08:52What? I couldn't hear you
08:53Oh, sorry, I was just thinking out loud
09:16I say missionary
09:17Nah, you can totally tell they're a closet doggy style couple
09:22Oh, please
09:23Oh, please, they act like this wholesome couple
09:25But one look tells me they were probably doing some unsavory things last night
09:29Wow, you can tell all of that from their faces?
09:31It's all about the eyes, my man
09:34Speaking of, why are your eyes all red, Kazuya?
09:36Shut up! Please! I'm begging you!
09:39Hey ladies, welcome to the show
09:41For today's trick I'll reveal what boys talk about whenever you walk away
09:46Dude, look over there
09:47Hm?
09:53Wait, what? She's here!
09:55Well, she's still willing to be my pretend girlfriend at least
09:59No matter how many times we hang out, I still can't believe this is real
10:03You go and get rejected by six different girls, then somehow end up with a babe like her
10:08Just look at that
10:10Every guy in a two meter radius just lost control of their jawbone
10:14She's got porcelain skin, dynamite body
10:18She's exploding out of that top
10:20Her hips are pure fire, it's a whole aura
10:23And apparently you're the only man in this world who gets that whole package to himself
10:28I mean, you must feel like the old guy who wrote that poem
10:32I can't
10:37Make it stop! I can't get these horrible visions out of my head!
10:42Akibe doesn't know the truth
10:44That I've been rejected
10:46Misahara's free to date whoever she wants
10:51Get it together! A real man doesn't wallow in self-pity forever!
10:55Doom and gloom, be gone!
10:57If Misahara is still committed to the girlfriend bit after all that, I have to be strong too!
11:03Hey Chizuru, are you looking for us?
11:05Oh, hey guys
11:08What took so long?
11:09Sorry, I just wanted to check the place out
11:11Fair, the pool's not going anywhere
11:14Look bro, you know you didn't have to bail on your girlfriend just to come hang out with us
11:18Oh ye of little knowledge
11:20Oh no, I told him to come down here without me
11:23I felt bad for making you guys wait so I told him to go on ahead
11:26Your improv skills are amazing!
11:29I'm one to talk, I was late too
11:31Took a little dip in the hot springs
11:33Well, I can't say I blame you
11:35I know you just got here but we're all feeling pretty hungry
11:38You wanna grab lunch with us before we get back in the water?
11:41Yeah, I could use a bite to eat
11:43Okay then, let's head out
11:45We told Sarashina to meet us in the food court too
11:49What do you think we should get?
11:51Maybe some loco moco?
11:53Holy crap, this is awkward!
11:55How am I supposed to act around her after I steered our friendship into an iceberg?
11:59I bet she doesn't even want to be here let alone talk to me
12:02See? She looks so gloomy
12:05Typical Kazuya ruining her life
12:07But...
12:09Listen
12:11You know that stuff I said earlier?
12:13I mean at the chapel
12:14Just forget about it!
12:16We can pretend it never happened
12:19Also, thank you for entertaining such an annoying client for so long
12:23I know it's kinda weird, but I just felt like I should formally tell you how much I appreciate all
12:27you've done
12:28Once we're back in Tokyo, I'll break the news to Gran that we broke up, okay?
12:32I think that's probably the easiest way to get you out of this mess
12:36Yeah, she'll go full medieval on my ass when I tell her I fumbled a girl like you
12:40The granddaughter-in-law of her dreams
12:42But it is what it is at this point
12:45Plus, you remember?
12:46I'm the one who got us into this, and I told you that I would protect you
12:50It's true
12:52I got us into this, so I'll protect you, I promise!
12:56Just put the invoice in my mailbox
12:58I'll book some fake dates to match how much I owe you
13:01So yeah, I'm sorry, but could you please keep it up until we get home?
13:08Let Gran dream
13:09For a little while longer at least
13:14Sure, I can do that
13:18Right, so anyway, how did everything end up with Mommy?
13:21I figured you would have told me by now
13:27Please!
13:29Mommy!
13:40Alright, fine
13:42If you're willing to beg like that, then I can't do this anymore
13:46I'm still not happy about it
13:48But I'll leave you be, and stop getting in the way
13:54As for Nagami, you're free to tell her whatever fairytale you want
13:58But you and I need to be on the same page
14:01Text me later and tell me what you said
14:05Geez, you don't have to look at me like that
14:07We're on the same team, remember?
14:09It's like I said, all I want to do is try and save you so you can put an end
14:13to this charade
14:15But now it's like, I don't know, whatever
14:21So yeah, you're gonna go hit the pool, right?
14:23Your swimsuit is fire, trendy and beautiful
14:26I would expect nothing less from you
14:31Oh, and hey
14:33Don't tell Kazuo about our little discussion, okay?
14:36I don't want him holding some kind of weird grudge because of this
14:39Ugh
14:40If that works for you, we'll call it a deal and move on!
14:43Later!
14:53Uh, did I lose you?
14:55Are you alright?
14:57Yeah, I'm fine
14:59Oh, okay
15:02Yo, Kazuya!
15:03We're starving, man!
15:04Right!
15:05I'm sorry, bro!
15:06You should get going
15:08Any chance that you like Loco Moco?
15:10Can you guys cool it with the PDA?
15:12We weren't even touching!
15:13Ugh
15:20I kept wondering how I'd feel after I got rejected
15:24And I thought I was prepared for that reality
15:27Obviously, it hurt like hell
15:30But to my surprise, I remember what came after, clear as day
15:34How we met up with Ruka
15:36And the five of us had lunch together
15:39How the fries and the Loco Moco tasted
15:42The sound of the water slide
15:43The smell of chlorine
15:46And about how I was going to start laying the groundwork for the inevitable
15:50Telling all my friends and family that she and I broke up
15:56Speaking of, my family showed up at some point and talked to her
16:00I'm not sure about what, to be honest
16:03But for the rest of the day, I tried my best not to cause any more trouble for her
16:07It was the least I could do
16:10Looking back on it, I was probably so down that I had to do something to stay sane
16:18At the time though, I had no clue what was coming
16:23It was a year and a half since I met Mizuhara
16:25The fall of my sophomore year of college
16:28November 24th, 3.37pm
16:32And in just two hours, before we even got back to Tokyo Station
16:36My girlfriend renting life full of deceit was about to come crashing down around me
16:40I don't like it, I hate it
16:46I don't like it, I hate it
16:52Aaaaaaaaah!
16:54Ha ha ha ha!
16:56Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:59Ha ha ha ha ha!
17:01Ha ha oh no stop it!
17:08You still can't resist her charge!
17:12Ulllll...
17:12Man, the more I think about it, the more confused I am as to why the hell I even tried
17:17. . . .
17:18Mizuhara's a living masterpiece
17:20Venus on Earth!
17:21Every man everywhere wants to be with her!
17:24Just on this trip we've got an overnight stay
17:26No reservation, swimsuit, discount, and a love confession
17:31I threw myself a royal flush of TOS violations!
17:35The fact that this trip has gone off without a hitch is proof that Mizuhara is the master of understanding.
17:42How could she ever fall in love with a guy who won TOS poker in one hand?
17:47Hey!
17:48There you are! I swear I looked around the entire resort for you guys!
17:53It's mommy! It's mommy?!
18:00Seriously!
18:00They went all the way to Springtown!
18:03Yeah, sorry. We've moved around quite a bit.
18:05Oh, you guys are ninjas.
18:07Hang on a sec. Mommy said something happened with Mizuhara. Did they work it out?
18:13I mean, Mizuhara did say everything was fine.
18:16This guy was flirting with me.
18:18Wait, really?
18:20If that works for you, we'll call it a deal.
18:28That's cold!
18:30That totally scared me!
18:33Those waterfalls can really sneak up on you if you're not careful.
18:36Oh, thank goodness.
18:39Looks like they hashed it out after all.
18:42Oh, wow.
18:43There's even a hot spring right next to the pool.
18:46They thought of everything.
18:47Even indoors, it's still chilly after being in a swimsuit for this long.
18:51That happens to me every time.
18:53I know, right?
18:55That's the stuff!
18:56You sound like a homeless unk!
18:58Wait, why would that make me sound-
18:59Crazy.
19:00Winter is almost here again.
19:02A lot of stuff went down last winter.
19:05But I'd be lying if I said it wasn't fun.
19:08Mizuhara got me a Christmas present.
19:10We went to the shrine on New Years, and Ruko was there too.
19:14I was surrounded by girls.
19:16Almost doesn't seem real.
19:19It's not fair of me to keep stringing Ruko along like this.
19:23Who knows when the House of Cards will fall again.
19:26We'll have to set things straight when we get home.
19:29Guess I'm going back to being alone this winter.
19:32Mommy, it's so lovely to see you here too.
19:35Oh, hey, Nagami!
19:37What's this, Yoshiaki?
19:39Why do you look like a tired old vagrant?
19:41Can I just relax without being called a hobo?
19:46What do you think of this?
19:47Why don't we head to the outdoor baths and relax for a bit before we grab dinner?
19:51I think we could all use a hot soak before we fill up.
19:54Also, there's an arcade over there that lets you play everything in your swimsuit.
19:58He had me at arcade!
19:59Yeah, let's hit the photo booth with some pics before we leave the pool area.
20:04Huh?
20:04Good call!
20:05A souvenir!
20:06Kinda reminds me of a school trip.
20:09Take it in, buddy.
20:11In your wildest dreams.
20:13Did you ever once imagine you'd hit the pool with three hotties like them?
20:17Even with everything going on, Mizuhara's playing the perfect girlfriend.
20:22Gran and Kibi are still oblivious, so what happens here stays here.
20:27This is my last true taste of my rental girlfriend life.
20:33Maybe I should be more positive and focus on making one last memory with her.
20:43All right, kids, the arcade is this way.
20:46Let's go!
20:46Yay!
21:00Wait up, guys!
21:01Come on!
21:01Don't leave me behind again!
21:08Mommy, you should be more careful.
21:10You dropped your phone.
21:14Hey, what's wrong?
21:15Are you okay, Mom?
21:17Why'd you stop like that?
21:25Grandma Nagumi?
21:26What's up?
21:31Wait, what?
21:32Something wrong?
21:38Huh?
21:39Huh?
21:43Huh?
21:54Huh?
21:55Huh?
21:56Huh?
22:01Huh?
22:21Huh?
22:21Huh?
22:31Huh?
22:32Oh
23:13I don't know.
23:57Yes, I'm back on the preview, suckers!
24:00How about that? Where were you?
24:01It's a long story.
24:03Kazuya was busy getting busy with me over there. It was all sweaty and titillating.
24:07Roka, language! And what are you even talking about?
24:10What do you say, Chizuru? Are you super jelly?
24:13Not at all. Anyway, next time on Rent-A-Girlfriend.
24:16The end of The Girlfriend.
24:17Yes! Your time is up, Chizuru! I'm the main squeeze now!
24:21Kazuya, now we can get busy whenever we want! You ready?
24:24Again! We are not doing that!
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