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Celebrity Puzzling - Season 2 - Episode 08
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00:00Hello, I'm Jeremy Vine, mover, shaker, future parish counsellor.
00:04And welcome to the show which takes two teams of fairly willing TV personalities
00:08and forces them to screw up their famous faces in a look of total confusion.
00:11It might just be the trickiest bit of telly you'll see all day.
00:15This is Celebrity Puzzling.
00:33Hello, welcome to a very exciting edition of Celebrity Puzzling.
00:36This show is a workout for the whole body and mind.
00:39So it's lucky we've got two such live and limber team captains.
00:42Our first is a national treasure.
00:45She always has a beautiful mind.
00:46It's the wonderful Carol Vorderman.
00:51And it must have been bog off on national treasures
00:53because she's joined by the ever-talented Sally Lindsay.
00:57How are you doing, Sally?
00:58I'm all right, but I didn't get the sequins memo.
01:01No, well, this is the thing, we're just watching...
01:03Bonus points, please!
01:04Yes, we may consider that.
01:06So we've met our team captains, now let's meet our latest celebrity victims,
01:10I mean guests, with Carol is a star of one of the biggest bands of the 90s,
01:14here to avoid a tragedy.
01:16It's Steps legend H.
01:19That old guest list.
01:21And joining Sally is BYOP night.
01:24Bring your own puzzler.
01:26Please welcome wine expert Olly Smith.
01:28Good to see you.
01:30H, obviously pop and all of that stuff, superb.
01:34Puzzling, the other P word.
01:35Yeah, do you know, I'm not going to lie,
01:37you are about to see how abysmal I am.
01:39Don't say that, H!
01:41You don't, it's about seeing shapes and I don't think you might be great.
01:45Also, the specs, by the way, both of you.
01:48I know, right?
01:48Olly, come on.
01:49We got the specs memo.
01:50Yes.
01:51It's goodnight from me and it's goodnight from him.
01:53Goodnight.
01:55Is it the new thing, Olly, that men, blokes, have thick glasses?
02:00I just wear them because my dad wore these in the 70s and I just thought he always looked
02:06a little bit like kind of Roger Moore on holiday.
02:08Yeah, I am.
02:08I'm going for that vibe.
02:09Love that.
02:10I love the vibe.
02:11I love it.
02:11OK, the sequins are blinding me, so let's get on with it.
02:14Every episode, our teams face a random selection of puzzles, meaning no two contests are ever
02:18the same.
02:19Over the fun, in inverted commas, rounds, you'll just want to accumulate as many points as possible.
02:24And that's important.
02:26You need to get points because you need to win.
02:28Oh, really?
02:30Yes, I'm going to say it.
02:31Wow.
02:31You need points so you can win it.
02:34OK.
02:34And for the winning celebrity guest, there is an added layer of luster as they will take
02:37home the amazing puzzling cube.
02:39Oh.
02:41Which will go very nicely next to, say, a multi-platinum record, just mentioning age.
02:47Oh, look at that.
02:47So, there we are.
02:49A bougie bottle of wine.
02:50Yeah, and also, from Ollie's point of view, if it ever gets a bit squeaky, you can use red
02:55wine to oil it.
02:56I know, shall.
02:57You really can.
02:58Let's get on with round one.
02:59It's time for our first puzzle.
03:01This is one us Brits are particularly good at because it's time to play Forman Orderly
03:05Cue.
03:08Let us see how it works.
03:09A question will appear, but somehow our supercomputer has reordered each word alphabetically rather
03:14than how they should be written.
03:15So, here's an example.
03:17Can anyone have a bash at that?
03:19Who wrote the book?
03:22Charlie and the Chocolate.
03:23Oh, Roald Dahl.
03:24Roald Dahl.
03:24Very good.
03:25So, it'll be Roald Dahl.
03:26Very good.
03:26You've got your eye in straight away.
03:28Roald Dahl, yes.
03:29Oh.
03:29Let's just unscramble and have a look here.
03:31Yeah.
03:32Capital letters can be useful just to see where the nouns are, the proper nouns.
03:37You've got to decipher the question and then buzz in when you know the answer in order
03:41to get the points.
03:41So, the question is, can you form an orderly cue?
03:44Time to find out.
03:45Fingers on buzzers, everyone.
03:46Here come the questions.
03:48Here's the first one.
03:55Sally.
03:56The Lion King.
03:57Yeah.
03:58I see Simba there.
03:59Yeah.
03:59Let's have a look if it's right.
04:01The Lion King.
04:02Well done.
04:04And let's unscramble the question.
04:06Simba and Mufasa are lions who first appeared in which Disney film.
04:10Well done.
04:11Wow.
04:12Miss Lindsay, next question for you.
04:14Let's see it.
04:15Here we go.
04:20That's tricky.
04:23It's not easy.
04:25I've got it.
04:26I've suddenly got it.
04:27Shush, Jeremy Vine.
04:29Sorry.
04:30I thought I wanted to play.
04:34Oh, Carol's gone.
04:36Go on, mate.
04:36Lettuce.
04:37Is it lettuce?
04:39Oh, well done.
04:41Well done, mate.
04:42Well done.
04:43I think that's great.
04:45Iceberg is a variety of which green salad vegetable you have an iceberg lettuce?
04:51Yes.
04:51Carol Vaughan.
04:53Wow.
04:53What can we say?
04:54OK, on to another.
04:56I can't help playing along.
05:03Oh, Carol.
05:05March.
05:06Oh, well done.
05:07OK.
05:08Is she right with March?
05:10You're right with March.
05:12I can see St Patrick's Day.
05:14Let's have a look.
05:15St Patrick's Day takes place in which month of the year?
05:17I unscramble that, but I didn't know the answer.
05:21Archers 17.
05:23Let's see what the next question is.
05:26Scrambled question.
05:27There it is.
05:34Oli.
05:35It's the bishop.
05:36Bishop.
05:36Yes.
05:37Yes.
05:38Let's see if it's the bishop.
05:40Yeah.
05:40Yes.
05:43Unscramble, please.
05:45What chess piece moves only on diagonals?
05:49I don't know that.
05:50OK.
05:51Next one.
05:53There's your question all scrambled up.
06:04Carol.
06:06Eyes.
06:07Is it eyes?
06:11Well done.
06:12Wow.
06:13So, I saw you've got rods and cones.
06:15OK, let's have a look at the question.
06:16I've got rods and cones.
06:18Are cells in what human sense organ?
06:21Yeah.
06:21Are they at the back of the...
06:22Where are they, Carol, the rods and cones?
06:24They're in my eye.
06:26Yeah.
06:27They're sorting the eye traffic.
06:29Yeah.
06:30As long as they're working, you don't need to know anything about them.
06:32OK, our last final form and orderly cue question.
06:36Here it comes, all scrambled.
06:37Oh...
06:44Oh...
06:45Carol.
06:47Baudicere, I was going to say that.
06:49Baudicere is your answer.
06:51Yeah.
06:52Oh, Boudicare.
06:53Boudicare, she's called her.
06:55OK, let's have a look at the question.
06:57Prasutagus was the husband of which Icene...
07:01Wow, Icene.
07:02Yeah, and she's the only one I know.
07:05I'm glad I don't worry.
07:07Playing well.
07:08I'm playing well.
07:09Let's have a look at the scores, shall we?
07:11At the end of that round, Sally and Ollie have four.
07:14Carol and H have eight.
07:16Whoa!
07:17That was...
07:19Wow.
07:20There we go.
07:21Hopefully you managed to reorder those questions at home.
07:23Well done if you had success there.
07:25OK, in a moment it will be time for our teams to head over to the letterbox for their first
07:29game there.
07:30Sally can be designated driver.
07:32Ollie has probably already had a glass of cheeky night.
07:35This game muddles things up a bit.
07:37It's time to play Path Words.
07:41This is how Path Words works.
07:42You're going to see three rows of five jumbled letters, which must be rearranged to complete three words.
07:47Letters highlighted are locked in place.
07:49The letters on physical tiles are those to be rearranged, but the tiles can only be moved vertically within their
07:56column.
07:57So, anyone want to have a go at this?
07:59Bilge.
07:59OK, good.
08:00That is correct.
08:01B-I-L-G-E.
08:03Mambo for the bottom, maybe?
08:05Try the second one.
08:06And aloft.
08:06Aloft.
08:07Oh, yeah, well done.
08:07Bilge, aloft, mambo.
08:10Very good.
08:10You can only go up and down.
08:11Only go up vertically.
08:12Yeah.
08:13You're against the clock to complete all three words, and we'll ask Sally and Ollie to head over to the
08:18letterbox first to play Path Words.
08:24Sally and Ollie, in your first puzzle, the first letter of each word plus two extra letters will be locked
08:29once you're happy.
08:29Please press the buzzer.
08:31So, for three points, here's your first path word.
08:34Your time starts now.
08:36OK.
08:36Okey-dokey.
08:37What's this one?
08:38So, G, let's have a look.
08:41Go, go, wait a minute.
08:43It should be S-A.
08:45No, it can't be the H.
08:46Go, yeah, no, goose.
08:48Goose.
08:49Goose.
08:49Goose, yes, it is.
08:50OK, goose, so...
08:51So, what's that?
08:53Yes.
08:53Pant.
08:55Panty.
08:56Panty.
08:56Panty.
08:57No, that's not right.
08:57That isn't a word.
08:59So, what's that?
09:00Panty.
09:00Party.
09:01Party.
09:02Let's try that.
09:03And then it's...
09:04No.
09:04No, it's not that.
09:05OK.
09:07Could it be...
09:08Harry?
09:08Maybe we've gone wrong with a good...
09:10Tenth.
09:11It's Harry a word.
09:11Harry is a word.
09:13Hit the button, you've got it!
09:15Oh, yeah.
09:17Harry.
09:17Tenth words.
09:18That's a good collection of words, isn't it?
09:20Yeah, Harry.
09:21It's Harry.
09:22It's Harry, yeah.
09:23Yes, exactly.
09:24Sounds like a karate move or something.
09:25Yeah, that was skin of teeth, dear.
09:27It really was.
09:28Oh, well done, though.
09:28It's going to get harder as we lock one letter fewer for your trouble.
09:31This one is worth four points, and here it is.
09:33Your time starts now.
09:36So...
09:36So, what would that be?
09:38So, that would be...
09:39Could that be shade at the top?
09:40S-H-A-D-E, S-D-A-N-T, shade.
09:45OK, that's good.
09:46And then...
09:47You...
09:48OK.
09:49Oh, no.
09:50Wait a minute.
09:51I want to...
09:53I...
09:54O...
09:55Yeah.
09:55No, that's not right.
09:56E-R.
09:57E-R is always a good idea.
09:58Inter.
09:59Inter.
10:00Inter.
10:00No.
10:00Ooh, uh...
10:02No.
10:03One...
10:03Wait a second.
10:04We're stuck on shade.
10:05No, we are.
10:05Maybe we should lose shade.
10:07I mean, that's...
10:08OK, what else could it be, though?
10:13Oh...
10:13No, it can't lose.
10:14Ten seconds.
10:15Oh, no.
10:17Uh...
10:18Wait a second.
10:21Oh!
10:23And now I'm thinking you kind of...
10:24You had inter, but you didn't have outer.
10:26Yeah.
10:27Would outer help us?
10:28If you could just put that on there.
10:30Yeah.
10:31And...
10:32And then inter.
10:33Inert.
10:33Inert.
10:34Inert.
10:35Oh, there we go.
10:36So nice.
10:37Shade, outer.
10:37Outer inerts.
10:38Way wide.
10:39Bad luck.
10:40So we're cranking up the difficulty in the third puzzle.
10:42We'll only lock the first letter per word.
10:44The correct answer, though, is worth a whopping five points.
10:46You can rescue this now.
10:48Sally, Ollie, here we go.
10:49Your time starts now.
10:52K-A-W.
10:53Affixed.
10:54Kind.
10:56I'm thinking C-K is...
10:58Oh, kinky?
10:59OK, yeah.
10:59No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:00No.
11:02Um...
11:03Er, what is that?
11:04Er, let's have a look.
11:05King...
11:06Oh, hold on.
11:06King...
11:07Is that...
11:08Can we do kind...
11:09No, so is it in...
11:11Oh, gosh, where were this one?
11:13No, not me.
11:14Oh, I'm trying to be...
11:15So it's got to be...
11:16Oh, yeah, there you go.
11:18So it's got to be something like...
11:21No, that's not that.
11:22Kindy.
11:23Kind.
11:24Let's see.
11:25What's this?
11:26Er, um...
11:27Knack.
11:27Oh, no.
11:29Um...
11:29Knack.
11:30Knack.
11:30Good.
11:32Knack.
11:32Knack is a word.
11:34Knack is a word.
11:36Er...
11:38Oh, no way!
11:39Really bad.
11:41Let's have a think here.
11:43Would you go affix?
11:46X is always kind of helpful.
11:47I suppose so few words have it, but affix is a...
11:50Yes, and then windy.
11:51Oh, I love that.
11:53That's tough, that one.
11:54We've got knack, affix, and windy.
11:57And I'm...
11:58How did you get on at home?
12:00Did you manage to beat Sally and Ollie?
12:02Well done, both.
12:03Anyway, your trip to the letterbox has scored you three points.
12:06Carol and H haven't played yet.
12:07We'll find out how they get on on the other side of this looming ad break.
12:11We'll be back right after this.
12:12See you soon.
12:16Have a go at this path words puzzle.
12:18Swap the letters in just one column to reveal the answers.
12:23Choose wisely.
12:30Did you manage to solve this path words puzzle?
12:34If you got these answers, well done.
12:39Welcome back to Celebrity Puzzling.
12:41Our teams are remaining stoic in the face of persistent puzzlement, and I applaud them for it.
12:46Before the break, Sally and Ollie took on path words and scored three points.
12:49So there's a little bit of a window here for Carol and H to move ahead in this round.
12:54Can they bank some points with their turn at the letterbox?
12:57Remember, you're going to see three rows of five jumbled letters, which must be rearranged to complete three five-letter
13:03words.
13:04Letters highlighted are locked, while the letters on physical tiles are those to be rearranged, albeit only vertically.
13:10Once you've moved the tiles into the right place, hit the button, please.
13:13Carol and H, here is your first path word.
13:16Your time starts now.
13:43Oh, it matches your dress, look.
13:49That was well done, and rapid.
13:52As we saw earlier, the difficulty increases as we lock the first letters, and only one extra letter now.
13:57So for four points this time, here it is, guys.
14:00Your time starts now.
14:03NFW down the left.
14:04OK.
14:06And a locked H.
14:09I don't know, I'm just...
14:11Farts!
14:12Farts we've done.
14:13Well, that is a word.
14:14Right, come on.
14:16Right, what could that be?
14:18Is earth...
14:20Worth...
14:22Do you carry on thinking?
14:24Yeah.
14:26Um...
14:27Oh...
14:27La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
14:28Come on.
14:30N-A.
14:33Nutsch.
14:33Nutsch.
14:36Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:38It's really tricky.
14:40Nutsch.
14:40Nutsch.
14:41Gotta be quick.
14:41You only got five seconds left.
14:43Nutsch.
14:46Oh, I think I would have gone with farts and just hid it for last.
14:50What is this one?
14:52Well, let me just show you.
14:53You're very nearly there with this one.
14:54Let me show you, OK?
14:56You've got niche.
14:57It's a niche.
14:58And then you go furry.
15:01This one.
15:02Oh, that is a disappointment.
15:04Oh, sorry, I was abysmal.
15:07Yeah, niche furry warts.
15:09This time I will only lock the first letter of each word,
15:11but solving the puzzle is worth a huge five points, OK?
15:14If you're ready, your time starts now.
15:16OK.
15:19So where would that be?
15:21I'm just going to move around here.
15:24Er, pick, pick.
15:27Just going to like that.
15:29Just put that there.
15:30Put that there.
15:32Er, I'm just playing a little bit.
15:37Put that there.
15:39No, I'm in.
15:40Very good.
15:43Nymph, pixel, and third.
15:45No way!
15:46Yes!
15:48What about it?
15:50That was great, because the X's cause trouble.
15:54As we know, nymph, pixel, third.
15:56Listen, great.
15:57Please head back to your seats.
15:59Wow!
16:04So, how many puzzles did you solve at home?
16:07Carol and H, your visit to the letterbox scored you eight points.
16:10Oh, wow.
16:11Really good.
16:12Let's have a look at the overall scoreboard.
16:15So, Sally and Oli have seven points.
16:18Carol and H are on 60.
16:20Oh, wow.
16:21That could all change, right?
16:23I don't want a double of them.
16:24You said you were no good at puzzling.
16:26Oh.
16:26You clearly are.
16:27You did actually say that.
16:29You totally did.
16:29But it can all change, right?
16:31So, yeah, it can, it can.
16:32The next puzzle should be as easy as one, two, three, or, if you prefer, H, as easy as
16:37five, six, seven, eight.
16:38Oh!
16:40So, alas, I've yet to tempt H into showing me the dance routine, but the night is young
16:45and I live in hope.
16:46OK, here comes the puzzle, which we call three, two, one.
16:51On the screen, you'll see a grid of answers.
16:53Three of those answers will be connected.
16:55Also, two of those answers will be connected, so it leaves an odd one out.
16:59Can you find all the right connections to solve the puzzle?
17:02So, have a look here.
17:03So, we're looking for a trio and a pair.
17:06Anyone?
17:07Yeah.
17:08Play, rewind, fast-forward.
17:10OK, classic sort of cassette instructions, yeah.
17:12Spam inbox.
17:14She's on your computer.
17:15Yeah, computer.
17:16Bite is the rogue on its own.
17:17OK, let's see if that's right.
17:19That's it.
17:19It's worth remembering when forming your connections, they can't go diagonally.
17:23Yeah, guys.
17:24Right.
17:24Here is your first three, two, one puzzle, Carol and H.
17:28Stone, ivory, blancmange, iron, eggshell, porcelain.
17:32Oh, OK.
17:33We want a trio and a pair.
17:37Oh, my gosh.
17:37So, Iron Age, Stone Age.
17:40Oh, well done.
17:41Yeah.
17:41Oh, but, OK, that's two.
17:43Yeah.
17:44Ivory, porcelain.
17:45And eggshell.
17:47I've got those as my...
17:48Are they colours?
17:49Are they?
17:50Yeah, they would be, I guess.
17:51Like, posh terms for magnolia.
17:55LAUGHTER
17:56Yeah.
17:57Yeah.
17:57Blumange seems the odd one out there.
17:59OK, so we're going three is ivory, eggshell, porcelain.
18:04I would think.
18:05The two, Stone Age, Iron Age and blank munch.
18:09It's the odd one out.
18:11Yeah.
18:12All right.
18:13You've given us ivory, eggshell, porcelain as the trio.
18:16But we don't know why.
18:17Are they right?
18:19Yeah.
18:20And for the exact reasons, although, H, you could be even more specific,
18:24I think ivory, eggshell and porcelain are shades of white.
18:27OK, Sally and Ollie, now it's your turn.
18:29Here we go.
18:29Good luck.
18:34OK, well, I think Woolpack and Queen Vick are pubs.
18:38Yes, they're pubs in soap operas.
18:40Yeah.
18:41Hang on, I'm going to...
18:43Eagles, Irons and Hoovers.
18:44Oh, what?
18:46So...
18:46Oh, hang on, hang on.
18:47I think this might be a football nonsense.
18:49Ooh.
18:50Is it the Eagles, Irons and Bees or something to do with football?
18:53OK.
18:53I don't know why...
18:54And Hoover's is...
18:54The Irons is like...
18:56I think it's West Ham or something.
18:58Let's go for...
18:58We're just going to guess, because I don't really know.
19:00Yeah.
19:01Eagles, Irons and Bees.
19:02That's the three.
19:03Yeah, and then Woolpack and Queen Vick,
19:05because they're soap opera pubs and Hoovers is out.
19:08It's an odd one out.
19:09It's probably completely wrong.
19:11Let's see if you're right.
19:13Well done.
19:14And actually bang on with the reasons.
19:17So, obviously soap opera pubs.
19:19I know the irons and...
19:20Or Brentford of the Bees, of course, OK.
19:23Eagles, the Crystal Palace, and you're right,
19:24you were thinking about West Ham for...
19:26The Irons and the Ham-O's, yeah.
19:27Yeah, what was that?
19:28Well done.
19:28That came out the back of my skull.
19:30Must be some of that.
19:31You're amazing.
19:31I've always said that and I'll continue to say it.
19:33You're amazing.
19:34Amazing.
19:35Hoovers was the odd one out.
19:37Here's the next one for you, Carol and H.
19:40Sorrow, heartache, gallon, race, care, acre.
19:45Sorrow and heartache, maybe emotions.
19:48Race, care and acre are all anagrams.
19:51Oh, OK.
19:52Yeah.
19:53And then sorrow and heartache, they are feelings or emotions.
19:57And then gallon is...
19:59Yeah.
19:59A measurement, yeah.
20:00So, we're going our three, it's all across the bottom.
20:04Race, care, acre are all anagrams.
20:08Yes.
20:08Of each other.
20:09Got it.
20:10Sorrow and heartache mean the same thing.
20:13And gallon is the odd one out.
20:15Well done, Borders.
20:16Let's see if you're right.
20:18Yay!
20:19Good spot, Ollie.
20:21Good spot on the anagrams.
20:23Sally and Ollie, here's your next puzzle.
20:26Great Bear, Superior, Windermere, Little Bear, Caucasus, Himalayas.
20:31Superior and Windermere are both lakes.
20:33Yes.
20:34Great Bear and Little Bear...
20:35Ah.
20:37Caucasus, Himalaya.
20:39I thought they were constellations.
20:41Great Bear, that's the...
20:42Yeah, it's a Great Bear.
20:43Is there a Little Bear?
20:44Maybe there is a Little Bear.
20:45There is. I don't think there is.
20:47What's Caucasus?
20:48I'm thinking those three at the bottom.
20:51You think they could do...
20:51I don't, honestly, it may.
20:53I don't know. I'm not...
20:54So if the Great Bear is the constellation,
20:55Little Bear, Caucasus and Himalayas...
20:57And they're all sort of...
20:59Mountains and Great Bear is a constellation, isn't it?
21:03Great Bear, Little Bear.
21:03Yeah, I honestly don't know.
21:05I'm happy to go with you.
21:05Shall we go for it?
21:06Let's go for it.
21:06I'm sorry if it's wrong.
21:07No, that's fine.
21:08You still send me wine?
21:10Always send you wine.
21:11I've got the white clothes on standby
21:12and I will pump it straight to your house.
21:14Thank you very much.
21:15OK, we're going to go for...
21:17It's completely yes.
21:18Our three are...
21:19Little Bear, Caucasus, Himalayas.
21:22And then Superior and Windermere are lakes
21:24and the Great Bear is the odd one out
21:25because it's a constellation.
21:27I like the sound of this.
21:28Let's just have a look.
21:29Are you right?
21:31Oh!
21:33Let's reveal the answer.
21:34I thought...
21:35So you've actually got three lakes.
21:37Great Bear is a lake.
21:38Great Bear is a lake.
21:39Superior and Windermere are all famous lakes.
21:43Caucasus, Himalayas.
21:44You were very close on that your reasoning
21:46is mountain ranges,
21:47so you're brilliant on that, Sally.
21:48But you just put another mountain in there.
21:51Little Bear is the odd one out.
21:52So there we go.
21:54But well played.
21:55Carol, H, here's the next one.
21:59Strange, odd, weird.
22:00McCoy, bod, bizarre.
22:03OK.
22:04So weird and bizarre obviously mean the same thing.
22:07Uh-huh.
22:09McCoy.
22:10Sylvester McCoy.
22:12Sylvester McCoy.
22:14Sylvester...
22:14Strange, no.
22:16Doctor Strange, Doctor...
22:18Doctor Strange.
22:20Doctor Who, Sylvester McCoy, no?
22:22Am I barking up the wrong tree?
22:24We need an answer.
22:25OK.
22:26Shall we go odd, weird, bizarre,
22:27because they all mean the same thing?
22:29Mm-hmm.
22:30Strange and McCoy as the two.
22:32Maybe.
22:33Doctors.
22:33That's what we'll have to go with.
22:35And bod.
22:38All right.
22:39Let us see if they've got it right.
22:42Yeah!
22:43How?
22:44Not for those reasons.
22:46Not only right, but for the right reasons as well.
22:48Doctor McCoy's on Star Trek.
22:49Doctor McCoy.
22:50Yes.
22:50Oh, I was thinking Sylvester McCoy.
22:52The trio were synonyms for strange,
22:54the pair were fictional doctors,
22:56and the odd one out is bod.
22:58Final puzzle this time for Sally and Ollie.
23:01Here we go.
23:02We're having fun in this round.
23:03Notice canoe, kayak, clock, rotator, madam.
23:09Canoe and kayak.
23:12Waterborne, mercy of transport.
23:14Do you think clock and rotator could be connected?
23:17I'm thinking, you know, grandfather clock or madam clock's not a thing, is it?
23:20Rotator, what's a rotator?
23:22Is it like a cog?
23:23It's, yeah, something that goes round and round.
23:25Yeah, and the clock goes round and round.
23:27Is there something like,
23:29I don't know what,
23:30I think madam might be the odd one out, I think,
23:32but I don't know why.
23:33Yeah.
23:33Canoe, kayak, why a notice, clock, and rotator connected?
23:36I don't need an answer.
23:39Devilry, Jeremy.
23:39I know it's devilry.
23:41Do you think,
23:41is there anything that could go with a third of that?
23:44I just don't think madam rotator.
23:45I don't know.
23:46Well, we don't know it, do we?
23:47No.
23:48Notice, clock, and rotator are the three,
23:51but we've no idea why.
23:52Canoe and kayak, obviously,
23:53because they're boats and madam,
23:58because we don't know what it relates to.
23:59We don't know.
23:59All right, all right.
24:01Let's see if it's right or not.
24:03Now, I threw a little glance at Carol,
24:05because Carol's got a technique for this one.
24:07Go on.
24:07Yeah, so, kayak, madam, and rotator are...
24:11Oh, battling.
24:13Battling drones.
24:14So, let's have a look at the actual answer here.
24:17They're words that go the same forwards as backwards.
24:20I got it right, yeah.
24:20And then clock, as in pay attention to.
24:23Yeah.
24:23I clocked him.
24:24I clocked him on the street corner.
24:25I noticed him.
24:26Oh, I see that.
24:26Yeah, that makes complete sense.
24:28So, I'm sorry it tripped you up there.
24:29OK, at the end of that round,
24:30Sally and Ollie have nine points.
24:33Carol and H have got 22.
24:37Hopefully you've got some connections at home
24:39and you managed to solve some of those puzzles.
24:41Great work if you did.
24:43We will take a quick break now
24:44to allow our teams to begin
24:45with the backbiting and angry recriminations.
24:48And we'll see you for more celebrity puzzling
24:50after this.
24:54If you want to keep puzzling,
24:56see if you can pick which letter to move
24:57one space up or down in the alphabet
24:59to solve this up or down puzzle.
25:01Best of luck.
25:08Have you figured out which letter to move
25:11to solve this up or down puzzle?
25:14If you did, well done.
25:18Welcome back to Celebrity Puzzling.
25:20Please feel free to stamp your loyalty card.
25:21If you watch just five more episodes,
25:23you get one free.
25:24So far, Carol and H and Sally and Ollie
25:26have been playing as twosomes.
25:28Things are about to have a little shake-up.
25:30Where are we, Sally, on this at the moment?
25:32Just give us a tactical update.
25:33We're quite behind, Jeremy.
25:35Quite behind.
25:36In terms of looking forwards at the goal
25:38and the puzzling cue.
25:39Yeah, OK, you know, I'm not giving up yet, love.
25:40No?
25:40Is there a tactical change?
25:42In football, you've changed maybe
25:44putting a sweeper?
25:45We haven't got any sweepers.
25:47It's just me and him.
25:49We know what we know.
25:50Yeah, we're in the dugout.
25:51We know a lot of stuff,
25:52but not necessarily what they're asking.
25:55H, how are you feeling you were giving us
25:57all this nonsense about not being any good
25:59at puzzling?
25:59But talking about change,
26:01it's all about to change
26:02because I think it's me and you now, right?
26:04Well, let's see.
26:05This is where we do encourage H and Ollie
26:07to indulge in a little solo puzzling.
26:09In this round, they face off
26:10head-to-head on the buzzer,
26:12gentlemen, without the help
26:14of their loyal team captains.
26:15The game they'll be wandering into
26:17without the usual hand-holding
26:18is called Up or Down.
26:22Here's how it works.
26:23You will see a clue
26:24plus a series of letters on the screen.
26:26Each letter has been moved
26:27either up or down by one step.
26:28For example,
26:29if the letter B appears,
26:31it means it's actually an A or a C.
26:33You've got to unscramble the code.
26:35So we've got a Jane Austen novel here.
26:37It's only four letters.
26:38Any one of our guests want to say?
26:40Emma.
26:41OK, so the E is good.
26:43All right, so Emma it would have been.
26:44To be fair,
26:45if you'd guessed Sense and Sensibility
26:46based on that board,
26:48it would not be promising.
26:50OK, you've seen how it works.
26:51There are five puzzles to solve.
26:53It's the guests only here,
26:55so it's H and Ollie on the buzzers.
26:57Here is your first one.
27:00Five letters.
27:01The clue is musical instrument.
27:07Oh.
27:08Ollie.
27:09I've buzzed.
27:10I shouldn't have buzzed.
27:12H, you can steal.
27:14Cello.
27:15Let's have a look.
27:17Yay!
27:19He's got a Brian.
27:21He's a musician, of course.
27:24He spends his time on instruments.
27:25Very good.
27:25Wow.
27:26OK, this is good.
27:27Fingers on buzzers.
27:28Next one.
27:30Four letters.
27:31Currency.
27:37H.
27:38Euro.
27:40Euro.
27:43Yay!
27:44Thanks.
27:48Next question.
27:49Up or down.
27:51They have five letters.
27:53Organ.
27:56H.
27:57Oh, I may have got that wrong.
27:59Say it.
28:00Lungs.
28:01Lungs is wrong.
28:03Ollie DeSteel.
28:07Liver.
28:08Liver.
28:09Is the right answer.
28:10Well done.
28:11Oh, you guys.
28:14Next one.
28:17Five letters.
28:18Brad Pitt film.
28:24Ollie.
28:25Seven.
28:25Seven.
28:27Yes!
28:29I was thinking White's Club.
28:33Next piece.
28:36Seven letters.
28:37Comic book character.
28:45H.
28:45Asterix.
28:46Is it Asterix?
28:49Well done.
28:49Asterix.
28:52Is the right answer.
28:54Oh, wow.
28:54Asterix takes us to the end of that very rapid round.
28:57Well done.
28:57Yeah, you smashed that.
28:58It was like a boxy match where you got a flurry of punches in the first round.
29:02Yeah.
29:02Well, I've surprised myself today.
29:03Well, you've scored five.
29:04Ollie scored three.
29:06So, both did pretty well.
29:07Let's look at the totals.
29:08Well, once we put those in.
29:09Sally and Ollie have 12.
29:13Carol and H have got 27.
29:16What the fuck?
29:17That's quite a commanding lead.
29:19Yeah, it's commanding, but you can turn it around challenges.
29:22Yeah.
29:22I hope you managed to get a few of those at home.
29:24If you did, well played.
29:25Is it getting hot in here or is it just the Cornish pasty I've microwaved and hidden in
29:29my jacket pocket?
29:31Adley will never know for sure because it's time to play our next perplexing puzzle.
29:35It is time for Heat Map.
29:39So, here's how it works.
29:40For each puzzle in this round, the players are shown an image of classic QWERTY keyboard
29:45here.
29:45You've got the clue at the top and the letters in the answer are highlighted on the keyboard.
29:50All the others are dulled out.
29:52What's more, the letters are colour-coded.
29:54If it features in the answer once, it's green.
29:57If it's twice, it's orange.
29:59If it's three or more times, it's red.
30:01So, anyone?
30:02Sean Connery.
30:03Sean Connery.
30:03It looks like we're only choosing for about six or seven, aren't we?
30:06We chat.
30:07It's Sean Connery, yes.
30:09How many ends?
30:10Three ends.
30:11That's why it's red.
30:11OK, that's our example.
30:13Charlie and Ollie, you're up first.
30:15Here's your first puzzle for two points.
30:19Eat an orchard.
30:21OK.
30:23At least three Es.
30:25Apple trees.
30:27Apple trees.
30:27Apple trees.
30:28Yeah.
30:29Apple...
30:31Apple...
30:31A-P-P-L-E.
30:34Trees.
30:34Apple trees.
30:35Apple tree.
30:36Apple tree.
30:38Well done.
30:39I don't know where the S came from.
30:40So, I shaved off the S, well done, you.
30:43Well done, Apple tree, you got that.
30:45OK, the next one for Carol and H, here we go, your first one.
30:48On the keyboard.
30:5080s US cop show.
30:52And there are at least three I's.
30:56Magnum, no.
30:57It's not CSI anything.
31:00I was going to say chips was a cop show, wasn't it?
31:02It was the one in a wheelchair.
31:03US cop show.
31:05And Dukes of Hasnall.
31:10Don thingy.
31:11Miami Vice.
31:13Oh, well done.
31:14Miami Vice, is that your answer?
31:15Yes.
31:15Well done.
31:16OK, is Miami Vice the right answer?
31:19Oh, have fun.
31:21OK, next question, please.
31:24This one is for Sally and Ollie.
31:26Football teams.
31:28Who done it novel, R and U, in at least three times.
31:31Through a V.
31:32I thought it was death on R, but it's not.
31:34There's no N.
31:35Is it murder?
31:36Three U's.
31:37Yeah, murder, it's got to be murder in it.
31:40Murder.
31:42Murder by...
31:44Oh.
31:45Candlelight.
31:46Could it be candlelight?
31:48Candle...
31:48No, there's no N.
31:49Death.
31:50Death.
31:50Oh, death on the Nile.
31:52Death.
31:52No, there's no N.
31:53Come on, will you know answer?
31:54Death by murder.
31:55Yeah.
31:56Death by murder.
31:57We don't know.
31:59You can steal for a point.
32:01It is the Thursday Murder Club.
32:04No, the Thursday Murder Club.
32:06Yeah, so it's...
32:07What's the name?
32:08Let's have a look.
32:09The Thursday Murder Club.
32:10Oh, nice to see you.
32:11That's so cute.
32:12That's why there were so many U's, because they had Club and Thursday.
32:15All right, Carolyn H, here's your next one.
32:19Comedy duo.
32:20OK.
32:21At least three A's.
32:23Comedy duo.
32:24Let's think of them.
32:25So, we've got Laurel and Hardy.
32:26Morecambe and Wise.
32:27Ant and Deck.
32:28Does Laurel and Hardy work?
32:32A-U-R-E...
32:33Yeah, Laurel.
32:33Yeah, Laurel and Hardy.
32:35Yeah, perfect.
32:35Laurel and Hardy.
32:36Well done.
32:37Oh, is it dear Laurel and Hardy?
32:39Let's see.
32:40There we go.
32:41Right back to the beginning with them.
32:43Aw.
32:44OK, comedy duo, Laurel and Hardy.
32:46Well done, you got that right.
32:47Sally and Ollie, here's your next...
32:48Well done.
32:50Comfort food.
32:52Take your pick.
32:52We need it.
32:54So, at least three A's, and quite a lot that are in there twice.
32:57E-T-O-S-B-N.
33:00Wow.
33:01Well, we could just go through them all.
33:03I mean, moussaka, lasagna, pizza, there's none of those.
33:08Hang on a sec.
33:09Go on.
33:10Is it anything like, so, like bacon and eggs, kind of a fry-up or bubble and squeak, that sort
33:15of thing?
33:16Oh, there you go.
33:16What?
33:16Oh, no, there's no Q.
33:17Bake, no, there's no C.
33:20Comfort food.
33:21Comfort food.
33:22Steak's in there.
33:24S-T-E-A-K.
33:26Yeah.
33:27Steak, bake?
33:28Steak, bake?
33:29No, no, no, no, it's only one K.
33:31One K.
33:32Steak, and onion, no, steak, and...
33:37Oh, we need an answer.
33:39I'm really sorry, I can't see it.
33:42No answer?
33:44No.
33:45First deal.
33:47We think it's steak and something.
33:49Yeah.
33:49But we can't figure out what it is.
33:51Okay, no answer from our opposing team.
33:54All right, let's see.
33:56Baked beans on toast.
33:57Wow, we were nowhere near, will we?
34:00Baked beans on toast.
34:02Carol and H, your last one.
34:05Right.
34:05Coming now.
34:05Oh, you're doing well.
34:07Old tech.
34:08Old tech.
34:09And we've got at least three R's.
34:11What is old tech?
34:14Oh, my gosh.
34:15So, computer, fax machine, what's the Y?
34:19Fax machine, telex, telegraph, homing pigeon.
34:25Radio.
34:26Radio ground, telegram.
34:31C, A, C.
34:33Oh, hang on.
34:34C, A, C.
34:36Oh, what was it called?
34:38We're getting close to that moment.
34:41We know, Jeremy.
34:43We time out.
34:45Share something out.
34:47Give us anything.
34:49Walsh, say something.
34:50Telegraph.
34:51Telegraph.
34:52Mosecone.
34:52T, there, yeah.
34:54OK.
34:55Sally and Ollie.
34:57Anything?
34:57Nothing, no.
34:58I can't see it.
34:59No?
34:59All right, let's see.
35:01Record player.
35:02Oh.
35:04I was thinking it was going to be something like, carry a pigeon.
35:06I really back...
35:07Yeah, that's right.
35:07Telegram, telegraph.
35:08Telegram, telegraph.
35:09So, record player.
35:11OK.
35:11At the end of that round of heat map, let's see what's happening.
35:15Sally and Ollie are cooling down.
35:1814.
35:18Carol and H are on fire.
35:21They have 32.
35:22That's impressive.
35:25Are you beating our celebrities so far?
35:27It is time for our penultimate round.
35:28In this one, both teams will be tackling the letterbox,
35:31and the fastest team to solve their puzzle
35:33will receive two bonus points.
35:36Everyone go, ooh.
35:37Ooh.
35:38As well as a healthy boost to their self-confidence.
35:40Not that they're lacking in that department.
35:42So, let's get ready to take on the puzzle we call Fenundrum.
35:48I'll just quickly show you how this works.
35:50You will see three anagrams,
35:51each a letter longer than the one before.
35:53You must rearrange the tiles to solve the five-letter anagram
35:57before moving on to the six-letter one and so on.
36:01So, yes, go on, have a look.
36:02Anything...
36:03Pluck.
36:03Pluck, OK.
36:05Second one?
36:06Tunnel.
36:07Top one.
36:07Tunnel.
36:08Tunnel, yep.
36:08Top one?
36:10Buttons.
36:11Weirdly, that's actually backwards, yeah.
36:13Buttons.
36:14Buttons, tunnel, pluck.
36:16And as ever, you'll be against the clock,
36:17so as soon as you've solved the third anagram,
36:19hit the button to stop the clock.
36:21You'll score two points per solved word.
36:23If you complete all three anagrams faster than your opponents,
36:26you will receive two bonus points.
36:28So, because Carol and H are leading and so impressive today,
36:32head over to the letterbox first, please,
36:34to face your fenundrum.
36:39As soon as you solve the third fenundrum,
36:41just hit the button to stop the clock.
36:42Your time starts now.
36:47Drift.
36:48Well done.
36:50Drift is right.
36:51No.
36:52People.
36:53People, well done.
36:53Scoot, scuba, scuba, something.
36:57C, scuba.
36:59People's right.
37:00B, A.
37:02Oh, scuba.
37:03Scooby-oo-boo, scuba.
37:05Scooby-doo.
37:06Scooby-oo.
37:08Scooby-oo.
37:08Scooby.
37:08Now, let's have a look.
37:11S, K, S, S, I'm just playing here.
37:15S, S, Q.
37:17What's the...
37:17Where does this go?
37:20Because!
37:21Oh, well done.
37:22Carol, Carol, Carol.
37:25Is it right?
37:26Oh!
37:27Wow!
37:28So, so good.
37:30Do you know what?
37:31That's a poem, isn't it?
37:32Is it?
37:32Why do love affairs end?
37:35Because people drift.
37:36Drift apart.
37:37Oh, beautiful.
37:37Is there a chance of that going into a step song?
37:40No.
37:40All the other.
37:42Well done, Carol.
37:43H, you've scored six points and very quick there with a scuba thrown in.
37:47We'll see if it's good enough for the bonus points after Sally and Ollie have played.
37:51Before they take a stab at Fernandrum, we will take our final break in proceedings.
37:56Please use this time wisely.
37:57We will see you on the other side for more celebrity puzzling.
38:03Why don't you try unscrambling this Fernandrum during the ads?
38:10Get puzzling.
38:17Did you successfully solve this Fernandrum?
38:22If you did, great job.
38:27They're hanging on to each other here.
38:30Welcome back to Celebrity Puzzling.
38:31I'm still Jeremy Vine, so I've got some good news.
38:33We're not far from the crowning moment when the winners of tonight's show are revealed.
38:37We don't know who they are at the moment because it's still possible for the team that's behind to make
38:43up the gap.
38:44Sally and Ollie, you face the Fernandrum.
38:46You'll have three new anagrams to solve.
38:48Remember, you must solve them in order.
38:50You need to beat the time set by Carol and H in order to earn the crucial bonus points.
38:56Remember, once you solve all three anagrams, you've got to hit the red button.
38:59Your time starts now.
39:07About, yes.
39:08Well done, Sally.
39:09Can you have a look at that one?
39:11Yeah.
39:12About goes green.
39:13Little.
39:14What does it say?
39:16Just move around.
39:17Little.
39:19Little.
39:19Little.
39:20Little.
39:21Little.
39:21Yes.
39:22Little.
39:23Little.
39:23That looks good.
39:24Little.
39:26Camera.
39:27Little.
39:27Pony cam.
39:28Yeah.
39:30No, that's confusing us.
39:32Is it ever going to be A and Y?
39:34A per something?
39:36No.
39:37Pony.
39:39Company.
39:40Company.
39:41Company.
39:41Company.
39:42Nice.
39:43Pony.
39:44No.
39:45Company.
39:47Yes!
39:48Oh!
39:49Literally, lovely, lovely, lovely.
39:51Sometimes it's almost there, but you don't say, hey, listen, that was good.
39:55Company.
39:55Finally.
39:56Little about.
39:57The score just gave me a vibe.
39:59She did.
39:59She sent kind good vibes.
40:00The vibes were passed.
40:01So, great effort.
40:02Let's head back to our seats.
40:03We'll find out what the score is.
40:08So, Sally and Ollie, you've managed to add six points to your score.
40:12Carol and H, you won the bonus two points.
40:16Oh!
40:16I thought so was that good.
40:17So, going into the final, the overall scores are Sally and Ollie, 20.
40:21Yeah.
40:21Yeah.
40:21Carol and H, 40.
40:23Oh!
40:23Totally smashed it.
40:25Fair play.
40:26Wow.
40:27It now all comes down to this.
40:29It's our final round.
40:31Answer bang.
40:35So, Sally, Ollie, bit of catching up to do, but this is for all four of you to play.
40:40In a moment, I'll show you a grid of 12 words.
40:42I'll then ask questions against the clock.
40:43Buzz in.
40:44Give me the correct answer, which could be a little bit lateral like a crossword clue.
40:48If an answer has more than one word, you must give all the corresponding words in the correct answer.
40:53You will get a point per word.
40:55So, it could add up to winning or losing the whole show on this.
40:58OK.
40:58So, let's reveal all the words on the answer bank.
41:02One, two, three.
41:04House.
41:06Lotus.
41:08Force.
41:10Service.
41:12Air.
41:14White.
41:16Room.
41:18Special.
41:20Pod.
41:22One.
41:24Boat.
41:25Oh.
41:26Lovely selection there for you.
41:29Yeah.
41:29And if you're ready and you've had a good look, let's play tonight's final.
41:32The time starts.
41:34Now, Hugh Laurie roll.
41:36Sally.
41:37House.
41:38Correct.
41:39Laundry detergent pouch.
41:42Carol.
41:43Pod.
41:43Correct.
41:44A famous song by you two.
41:49Ollie.
41:49One.
41:50One is right.
41:52Sidney Sweeney TV series.
41:54Carol.
41:55White Lotus.
41:56Yes, correct.
41:58One of the letters in SMS stands for this word.
42:02Sally.
42:03Service.
42:04Correct.
42:05Rhymes with goat.
42:08Sally.
42:09Boat.
42:10Yeah, boat.
42:11Correct.
42:12British game show backwards.
42:14Carol.
42:15One, two, three.
42:16Correct.
42:17Brilliant.
42:17That's brilliant.
42:18Political residence.
42:19Ollie.
42:20Whitehouse.
42:21Correct.
42:22Former F1 team.
42:25Ollie.
42:27Lotus.
42:28Yeah, you love that.
42:29Next.
42:29For listening to music.
42:31Carol.
42:32Airpod.
42:33Correct.
42:34Sounds good on a G string.
42:37Ollie.
42:38Air.
42:38Correct.
42:40Begins and ends with a vowel.
42:44Carol.
42:45One.
42:46Correct.
42:48Sung in the chorus of ABC by the Jackson 5.
42:52Sally.
42:53One, two, three.
42:54Correct.
42:55Royal Navy unit.
42:56Ollie.
42:57Special boat service.
42:58Correct.
42:59Well done.
43:00Color on Italy's flag.
43:02Carol.
43:03Carol.
43:04Correct.
43:05A flower.
43:06Ollie.
43:08Correct.
43:08I haven't got one yet.
43:09Oh, we got through a lot there.
43:11I didn't get one.
43:13High speed.
43:14I know you were buzzing just a shade late.
43:17Yeah.
43:18OK, players.
43:18That sound, the distant rumbling of your taxes outside, means it's the end of the show.
43:24And I can exclusively reveal that Sally and Ollie have got 33 points.
43:29Very good.
43:29Which is a cracking total.
43:31But slightly more cracking.
43:33Carol and H have got 48.
43:36And have won today's show.
43:39Oh, Sally and Ollie, you haven't won.
43:42I'm sorry, but I hope you've had a good time regardless.
43:45Ollie, I hope you've enjoyed it.
43:45I've loved every second.
43:47Good.
43:47You don't have to say that.
43:49No, I really do.
43:49I'm thriving in this environment.
43:50It's my favourite place.
43:51There are no losers in this room.
43:53H is definitely the winner.
43:55And as the winning guest celebrity, you will receive.
43:58I think this will mean more to you than all those platinum records.
44:02This is the prize they all want.
44:04The puzzling cube to take home with you.
44:09And that's yours.
44:12Time to draw a veil over this one.
44:14It's the right phrase.
44:16My thanks go to Carol, Sally, H and Ollie.
44:18Each and every one of them played brilliantly and made it a lot of fun.
44:20Join us next time for more head scratching puzzles.
44:23Good night.
44:24Puzzle on.
44:26That's our cancer.
44:42I'm good to see you next week.
44:44You're good deaf through하는 모델.
44:54Bless who had been too hard to watch the art of mind,
44:54And I'm very interested in it and I will be dehorados that I know you've lived against for him.
44:54All right, you know theories, I know movie you've done this for now and me.
44:55You
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