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00:25To be continued...
00:41hello hello I thought that as a team we need something to just warm our spirits
00:47so I today want to give you the fashion show and first we have Chico
01:05this dog is strutting her in and Megan the stallion I think you put clothes on that big dog to
01:12show us
01:12what was the front and the back because I tell you what after a couple of pints it looks like
01:16it's a double-ended dog she's wearing the classic pum pum chum chum shorts give it to them give
01:23it to them that you would wear at carnival revealing all her crack it doesn't look like her mama kept
01:38her
01:38off a pole Chico is giving you a fine example of what you get from the back back it up
01:50Chico that's
01:52it back it back it back when Judy was speaking at the dog I was like this is tough for
01:58me because
01:59it looked like the dog knew what she was saying up next Breno dogs in the city she's got that
02:06series
02:07five look with a deep denim miniskirt it's just using the show as an audition to host this morning
02:13is that what she's doing now can I hold her will she keep piss on me don't lick me I'm
02:24Jamaican don't
02:25lick me licking me Daisy is having a very very tough time don't like dogs okay next up CEO of
02:43big dogs
02:44always stands out get your own look if it doesn't work then he'll apply for the apprentice
02:57is the dog short-sighted could be long-sighted kids have just come from reading
03:15here's the thing is I felt that the dogs didn't choose those outfits oh that's got real it's got real
03:24back there thank you thank you and it got real fast
03:31they'll just let them go in a car park and they'll scrap it out to the death and they will
03:35film that and that's the red button feature
03:46DMC is unbreakable do you think you're unbreakable so you though I'm very breakable I don't think so I
03:55don't I don't know what makes you laugh I just think they've all got so good at the game that
04:00you're just not going to get them to laugh now
04:02what was the last tick tock that made you laugh I don't watch it hook what was the last joke
04:09that made you laugh
04:10rip-up have you ever touched a dog yep yeah I don't have a dog where mainly the head and
04:26the flange you
04:28know where's that again sides you know flange flank flank flank flank oh my god there's Wensleydale cheese okay
04:46did she put extra syllables in Wensleydale oh but it's next to that blue cheese that smells like shit
04:55do you know um Rob my um my friend met this guy once well I think they're just on the
05:02train together she
05:03didn't know him but this guy just goes at this went smell your ma smell your ma Lee struggles with
05:14boundaries which is deliberately overstepping them both need an intervention and that's beyond the
05:19scope of this show it's a very nice was she okay I think so would you think you'd know your
05:28mum from
05:29the smell of her I think I'd struggle what about your dad yeah what about your dad Rob I'd know
05:49I'd know
05:54could you recognize the smell of your dad no no no no because I've never I've never smelled that
06:02smell what and I think that's best how is Harriet sitting in there she's her jaw's locked
06:08because my dad smells like me okay so I'd know from the smell of the fingers it would be me
06:19so you'd know it was your dad yeah do you think you could go further out to uncle uncles cousins
06:25if I
06:25could I'd be on you bet like yeah it's not a bet though takes Matthew Kelly get it up and
06:31running I
06:32can smell my dad on all these fingers and they'd line up all your extended family yeah
06:44not dad Lou you've been a very active player so far you've got a few people carded so as a
06:58reward
06:59you get to go in the treat seat everyone else there are some treats on the table and you've got
07:0460
07:05seconds to give Lou as many treats as you can oh no it's around for you like the look of
07:12this is
07:13gonna be a nightmare okay your minute starts now treat that seat here comes your treat you bastard
07:26what would you like it's anything you'd like how does that feel you're busted
07:34I'll get the wind up I'm thinking of my fertility report how was it they're really bad I've not ruined
07:42you look
07:45do you like orange ice bowl yeah are you hungry that's brave that's brave that's brave for a man in
07:51the media
07:51to be doing that yeah yeah I'm gonna hold it for you there we go it's a banana the treat
07:56suit had erotic
07:57undertones and I don't think they meant it to I'm actually having a lovely time I was like turn off
08:03the
08:03cameras and let the girl have a moment I'm having a lovely time I'm really leaning into it she did
08:25very
08:26well well that's the end of the treat seat Lou hasn't cracked could you go to the locker room and
08:34clean
08:35yourself up you're a disgrace thank you thank you it won't turn off oh I know how to deal with
08:41that
08:41I was just gonna do it in the bathroom everybody needs a massage gun everywhere sometimes needs massage you
08:48um my ex-husband sent me a letter I haven't opened it yet will you she'll sit around the table
08:52and
08:52support Harriet it's quite an emotional moment I imagine oh what's in the envelope do you want to
08:58open it wrong okay you've got to stop using you've got to take that off it is that your um
09:07happy face
09:08all right I'm just I've got a bad leg
09:15Bob I've got a letter from my ex-husband I haven't seen him so it's he's written me a letter
09:20okay Harriet
09:31oh
09:44wait let's see if anyone else goes oh hold on Daisy's going Daisy's going to go
09:48cusp it was uncontrollable this laugh just came out everybody dispersed it's like they just didn't
09:57want to catch the laugh which made me laugh even more what happened what happened what happened
10:16fucking hell
10:18because he sat on the fucking chair
10:23fuck's sake
10:24that creak
10:45what the rules change
10:48have I gone out and someone's changed the rules oh that's lovely watching people laugh isn't it
10:54this show is horrible it wasn't even just a noise it was your face of I didn't hear that
11:01we had all heard it oh shit Bob Mortimer everything he does makes me laugh I mean he sat in
11:09a chair
11:10and made it creak and he made Judy love burst into laughter I was doing so well Bob you might
11:16get
11:16away with it oh my god it's the way Bob came over like a moment oh my god I can't
11:30believe I lost it on
11:31that doors what happened and you know what I don't even know it's just so weird how I had no
11:41control I
11:42heard the crack which was like the chair I don't think maybe I just thought I've sat on chairs and
11:47made that noise before and then his face was so like I just lost it what were you sat on
11:53I was
11:53sitting on the vibe that the massage gun mum's massage gun why is it in your bedside drawer
12:02and then Bob came and sat down next to me and I just lost it let's have a look oh
12:08let's have a
12:08look at this I've got a letter for my ex-husband I haven't seen him so it's he's written me
12:15a letter
12:15okay Harriet
12:38the yellow card yeah okay you're doing so well I was doing so well
12:44it's lovely moment oh god it's just uncontrollable all right I'm gonna restart the game as soon as I go
12:50back in oh great job well really proud of you dicks dicks your dicks you're all dicks and you
13:10know your dicks supporting you it was good it was really good Jim it's a fair it's really really good
13:16it's different to how you've been before it was enjoyable it was really enjoyable yeah there was
13:21like a different side of you in there what the fuck is going on in this room it's like a
13:25whole other game
13:26going on the most obvious yellow card so far goes to Judy Love for laughing at Bob's crack naughty Judy
13:34all right let's restart the game I love that it's different each time as well it really shows
13:45production value who's your favorite poet thank you for asking I do very much like TS Eliot what about
13:59Peter Andre like him too whoa mysterious girl I want to get into you how he hasn't made a letter
14:12from her
14:12back for oh yeah my ex-husband wrote me a letter who should read it I'll read it which should
14:18read oh
14:18yeah yeah read it out come on in any voice it's Chinese I thought who's Chinese your husband he's my
14:30husband is Chinese it was very unfair of us to suggest that her ex was Chinese because if you were
14:35to do a
14:36Chinese accent I don't think that's you know politically correct and he shouldn't have done that but we
14:40were being mean and trying to trap him in a corner of cancellation Harriet it's over wow for the love
14:49of God please stop sending me news and if you are going to send news please can they at least
14:54be of
14:55yourself where are you acquiring all these nudes of Alan sugar I've seen you outside my house at night at
15:154 a.m. in your
15:16underwear with the boombox it must stop if you play Nelly Furtado misspelled one more time I'm calling the
15:28police and you need new underwear they're barely hanging on and wow we're here your nipples smell
15:45weird and it's metallic and I always said no but truthfully they do and I think you should get them
15:55looked at all best I'm very sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry but
16:04Richard
16:04nearly went there as well he's enjoying himself wasn't he do you know it's hard doing presenting can
16:11you imagine doing presenting like look at the camera go we'll see you at seven it's blood what
16:17they do they go tomorrow that's bloody hard what do you do it on I didn't use and you look
16:25into the
16:25camera straight down the bottle I'll see your ass at seven shit's getting real and you break the fourth
16:31wall and do it on the camera yeah what kind of presenting are you you're doing needs presenting
16:38whippy I would never break the wall wow it's a new presenting but don't look at the camera yeah yeah
16:44don't want to make it complicated for people like a convo so the news program would be Bob what's the
16:49news and you go seven people just died and go what yeah some people died how that would only there
16:57would only be me there because I'm presenting the news so so you'd be talking circuit so what
17:02happened early on today you know some people seven people died like an act out yeah terrible car crash
17:09and one person's ill in hospital but not expected to survive and you just sort of make it more inner
17:15good night see you all right what joker do you want to see next Bobby Beckett
17:30could you ask Rob Beckett to go and prepare for his joker thank you very much of course
17:38Rob Beckett go go there what's Beckett gonna do so I'll try to do stand-up not being able to
17:50smile
17:50I'll do a dead panel I can't imagine him doing anything except stand-up I can paint a decorator oh
18:03hello dear so I want to share with you a book I've written I've moved to the countryside does anyone
18:09live in the countryside well they're throwing book deals around aren't they so I should read you some
18:14hints and tips see if it helps hints and tits never make the mistake of expecting a shop to be
18:21open
18:26don't try and unscrew at Al's head you will be there all day I was just trying my best just
18:33to be
18:34able to breathe like a human and so I just had to let it just wash over me if you
18:39see an ostrich
18:40you've moved out too far if you have to go to the village pub try and be white and male
18:51Rob's tips for the countryside nearly had me going and it's because all of it is true don't
18:58bother milking a horse it tastes horrible never fuck a badger never neither of you will enjoy it
19:13oh you'd be surprised how many times you have to tell people not to fuck a badger
19:19because they will yep worst Ted talk ever
19:29which it's on the edge I can yeah yeah we can take him down I if we all try I'm
19:34sure of it
19:37is anyone else a bit bored with sir Captain Tom Captain Tom he's dead I haven't we moved on from
19:46him now he passed away I know but there's still posters of him yeah I think he did a lot
19:52didn't
19:52he where are you seeing these posters Daisy one at one was at Paddington what's supposed to say
19:58we've lost him or something
20:08did it have a phone number on it something's happening to you are you okay Daisy what's happening
20:16oh Daisy May Cooper oh my god it's like watching a bottle of coke fizz over she's gonna sleep so
20:24well tonight I wish I hadn't brought him up made some yeah was it was there a reward on the
20:38poster
20:49I've just thought is it that they're all very good at not laughing or is it that the funniest people
20:59are in
20:59this room just really good at not laughing okay have you heard any rumors what you've been what about
21:10Daisy's a mouth kisser what's happening you say hello you know you kiss the cheek she goes to the mouth
21:17she's not mad is that what you do meetings funerals whatever I'd sort of go by straightening I go one
21:26two three
21:36okay I've got a game for you Daisy and Harriet please head to the stage you'll find some cards on
21:42each card is the name of a film but with a twist
21:45for example Star Wars but Han Solo and Chewie really fancy each other she's not a great example because
21:53that's just Star Wars your job is to act it out everyone else's job is to guess the film and
21:59the twist
22:00good luck get off get off get off Cinderella get off basic instinct
22:21you're gonna be really old up and have loads of kids get down Titanic with um some Ebola Titanic with
22:32the bolts in a sea of shit nor a virus oh they've got travel sickness food poisoning fucking hell okay
22:43so
22:44it was Titanic but Jack and Rose have had food poisoning okay it's climbing hello Daisy's just not
22:49getting up now is this a home movie oh that's it spider-man with diarrhea oh the web comes from
23:01the
23:01anus the web is anus web spider-man but webs out of the bum wow simple simple why's Daisy not
23:09getting up
23:19off the ground hey me yeah you've been on the floor the whole time so lazy and I thought I
23:29could just sit on the
23:30floor and just phone it in all right I really like marmalade sandwiches
23:35Paddington bad he was a gangster oh what what he is he is
23:40Danny Dyer Danny Dyer is Paddington
23:43yeah very good thoughts and Danny Dyer not Danny Dyer get out of my house I love Danny Dyer
23:51you're a wizard Harry Harry Potter Danny Dyer's Harry Potter
24:03oh my god why is danny dyer here oh yes this is i've got to say well i just thought
24:15i'd come
24:15hello bob let me see this is a dream oh god for me that was a big moment danny dyer's
24:21being a
24:21personal white well for me and to be able to shake the hand that has shaken goodness knows what
24:29was something daddy dyer's here i didn't expect that oh vibes oh this is a pleasure
24:40it's an absolute bloody pleasure what the oh my god he's so fit so like i'm automatically gonna
24:50smile at a giggling schoolgirl i mean it took every single cell in my being not to squeal like oh
24:59all right what you doing get back all right i can take it this is amazing feels like joe pesci
25:09and
25:09good fellas go on have a car doing you yeah doing me as potter
25:19all right i'm harry potter this one cost me 50k
25:28they're mugging you off 50 grand's worth of one it's a good one now oh daisy all right
25:38daisy's in trouble come on i can do potter i know i've got it in me just get me bins
25:43and what we do
25:47do you can be ermione do a little bit of improv yeah lovely yeah who'd you fancy who do you
25:53want
25:53to be oh um uh hagrid
25:59all wrong struggling right uh well couldn't be dumbledore for fuck's sake i mean to be fair he's
26:05more of a grin look at he's got grin written all over him all right let's not fall out daniel
26:10have a little warm-up first this is what i've always done this warm-up uh being a versatile
26:15actor pinta loved me pinta pinta taught me this those glasses on danny are insane
26:21so everyone to do it together ready yeah quick quick uh breathing exercise
26:28slag slag slag slag slag slag slag i've done it all the whole career and it works right okay so
26:46uh anyone seen scum yes alan clark good bit of work nice well scum's set in a prison if no
26:52one's ever
26:53seen it young ray winston isn't hogwarts a prison in a way hogwarts a bit of a prison right here
26:57we
26:57go so i'm potter boom boom boom um what where's this fucking dumbledore
27:08here do you want to make one for me dumbledore
27:13um make what have you got any idea who i am i i thought i knew but now i'm not
27:19harry potter's my
27:20fucking name now see this fucking one what one ain't just what what one you want to make one with
27:27me do you how do you want to be this is like a fifa dream now i did not want
27:32to play dumbledore
27:32and i just thought i'm just gonna have to act now i'm gonna have to pretend that i want to
27:36fight this
27:36man because i won't smile then see this one i just got spells yeah come on harry stay back what
27:43can't
27:44what what what what all right okay calm down down as i'll fucking bite your nose off the more it
27:49was
27:50working the more aggressive i got and then it did get to a point where i thought i might have
27:55to
27:55fight him all right okay calm down as i'll fucking bite your nose off i'll bite your
28:03throat get back oh yeah yeah i'll tongue out i'll tongue yeah careful careful yeah
28:11judy's gone oh she's gone she's gone she's gone
28:17i nearly tongue did it i know that was man i was gonna put the lips on him
28:23oh man i wanted to get one of you at least and at least i've done that i didn't think
28:27it'd be you
28:28it was just too funny do you want me to tongue yeah come on it's not really well that's a
28:37laugh
28:37you fucking wanted it off luckily judy laughed but i was that close judy saved me all right danny
28:45he's a great man hello jim the pinter warm-up stop it well it's this a fucking true warm-up
28:51judy do
28:52you know why i've come back in because he said he'll tongue you and you thought that's my turn
28:58yeah that's about right okay let's take a look at the replay come on harry stay back
29:04what can't get what fucking what what fucking all right okay calm down as i'll
29:08fucking bite your nose off i'll bite your fucking nose off yeah i'll
29:11fucking bite your throat get back yeah i'll tongue out i'll tongue out careful careful yeah
29:23it's too good it's too good i've got something for you i'm so sorry jude honestly
29:32isn't it bye everyone oh
29:36oh
29:40let's have a look
29:50oh no
29:53mate you've just sung your own shit she's torpedoed herself
29:56i love a chat that you're being rude and we've got guests in the house it's game over
30:01At Lou sit down and look at them leaps and cheeses always pleases
30:08Wow
30:38You
31:07You
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