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#Bro Code Be Damned | Best Friend's Sister Romance (English) #fullmovie #update2026 #engsub #fullhd
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00:00:00THE END
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that.
00:00:17Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:09So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27What?
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:30No.
00:01:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:33Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:44Alright, welcome to the kingdom alley.
00:01:46You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:14Get your going.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who isn't?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Look, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:08Just get out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:58want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:03at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:38You're not going to be a virus, don't we?
00:04:39Nope.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go.
00:04:42Actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:51New city.
00:04:52New school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Um, more like a 12.
00:05:24Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:26I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:47Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway.
00:06:02There's a door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:08He loves you.
00:06:09He loves you.
00:06:10He loves you.
00:06:12He loves you.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show him regression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:50Still?
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:56What?
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Are you needing a salute?
00:07:15Oh.
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:40What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:09It's alright.
00:08:09Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:30What's up?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:34I can just go out.
00:08:35You don't want to go out of here.
00:08:46I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58He kept it just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:02What's up, Cheryl?
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:15Seriously.
00:09:18Kevin just got sick by the chicken version.
00:09:22Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Allison, unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up, obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:44Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:47Yeah, and whose fault is that?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:55I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:01Missed my message, huh?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think.
00:10:06I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:37Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:41They're already done.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:43Because that's not fair.
00:10:45Uh, yes it is.
00:10:46Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:49So, right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool.
00:10:57And do what?
00:10:58I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:21I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26Are you sure you want me to take it like Chad?
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:33My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Yes.
00:11:40But.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:43I'm coming.
00:11:45Are you alright?
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47Any a little bit of air.
00:11:48It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:52Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:57No, I just need life.
00:12:06Oh my god.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:14You have double XL condoms?
00:12:15There you go.
00:12:16I'll take those.
00:12:17It's for grown-ups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They're used for prints.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so.
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:51I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:55Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate.
00:13:21And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:45sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me your brother pro-max?
00:13:50Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:55Pro-max.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:00You have problem with him?
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17You don't control what I do.
00:14:19Yes, I do.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:39Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie?
00:14:44Lingerie?
00:14:46But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:50I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate.
00:14:54I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:23Oh my god.
00:15:26Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:31Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:34Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we going to have some fun or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me
00:15:57all night?
00:15:59Turn the music up.
00:16:00Let's play a game.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:28Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:35Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:38She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:43You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:58Yeah, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:09But you're so thirsty.
00:17:11Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:32I, um, I lost a dare.
00:17:36Yeah? What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:49Come on, Brett. Please, this is serious. Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison. You know what? You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:56Brett, please!
00:18:01How dare you even think, Brett? He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going? Grab her.
00:18:20Nope! Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare. You pay the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up. You couldn't get Brett to touch you, that's fine.
00:18:31We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:47What was that?
00:18:49Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Please!
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart. A dare is a dare. Stop fighting me.
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor. Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:15Please! Please stop! Please!
00:19:17If you're getting this, that's what gets used.
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again. Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:40I'm doing you a favor!
00:19:44Ugh!
00:19:47Brett, this is a total over-reaction.
00:19:51Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07You know, I better not see any videos of this online
00:20:09Or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:12And that goes for everybody
00:20:14I don't want to see one picture and one video
00:20:16Does everybody understand that?
00:20:19Great
00:20:20We're going to delete them right now
00:20:24Yep
00:20:26You okay?
00:20:28Come on, let's go
00:20:35Hey, hey
00:20:39What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:42Sneaking out
00:20:43Going to a place like this
00:20:45What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48What did you mean back there?
00:20:53Back where?
00:20:55And you told everyone
00:20:58That I'm your girl
00:21:00The literal meaning
00:21:02I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:06I told Ron that I was going to protect you
00:21:08And that's exactly what I'm doing
00:21:11Yeah
00:21:12I know
00:21:14Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:16Hey
00:21:16Always causing trouble
00:21:17Please, just put this out
00:21:19Happy?
00:21:20Yeah
00:21:25Well, you know what?
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this
00:21:29Like I'm desperate?
00:21:30No, that's not true
00:21:31I know
00:21:31Okay, I'm a total joke
00:21:32Bullshit
00:21:33You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:36These people are not your friends
00:21:37And you're lowering your standards
00:21:38And you don't need them
00:21:39I know
00:21:39I know
00:21:39Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend
00:21:41And I know that I'm a pathetic loser
00:21:43And I know that I'm not good enough for you
00:21:45That's not true
00:21:48Fuck Rita
00:21:49Fuck everybody
00:21:52Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are
00:21:53I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:55I want to be liked
00:21:56I want to be wanted
00:21:57And I want someone who will answer when I call them
00:22:01I'll always answer when you call
00:22:03I'll always be there
00:22:04So what does that mean?
00:22:06What does that mean for us?
00:22:08What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind
00:22:13I know the rules, but
00:22:15Look at her
00:22:16All I can think
00:22:18Just this once
00:22:20What?
00:22:24Say it, just say it
00:22:25I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:28Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:30No
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:33That is not true
00:22:33Then tell me
00:22:34That you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:37Tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:39I can't
00:22:41And you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:45See, you know what?
00:22:46Just forget it
00:22:47Forget I said anything
00:22:50I'm done begging you
00:22:52I'm done
00:22:52No, Allison
00:22:53Allison, stop it
00:22:56Allison, there is a line
00:23:02And I'm trying
00:23:03And I'm trying
00:23:03To not cross
00:23:05Why?
00:23:07Because if I do
00:23:08I won't be able to stop
00:23:12It says that you have to stop
00:23:16Please don't stop
00:23:17Please don't stop
00:23:38What are you doing, Brent?
00:23:40Running everything
00:23:53Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:59Allie?
00:24:00Are you with Brent right now?
00:24:04Swear to God, guys
00:24:05What are you doing right now?
00:24:06Talk to me
00:24:06I think it's time to run
00:24:11What is he doing?
00:24:12Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:20Yeah, your eyes are super red
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22What?
00:24:23Allie called me, dumbass
00:24:25And I had to sign up to see your face
00:24:27Two inches away from hers
00:24:28So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now
00:24:30Or I'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:35We just
00:24:36I butt-dialed you
00:24:37We went to the freshman party
00:24:39And I was leaving
00:24:41And something got in my eye
00:24:43And so Brent was helping me
00:24:45And I was holding the flashlight
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:47Chill
00:24:48Really?
00:24:49Yeah, look
00:24:53It's really dry, okay?
00:24:54My eye is, like, dying
00:24:58All right
00:24:58Brett, if that's true
00:25:00You guys got to take her to, I don't know, like an urgent care right now or something
00:25:03I need you to take care of that
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after
00:25:06I got it, man
00:25:09Peace
00:25:09Bye
00:25:13Oh, my God
00:25:13That was really, really close
00:25:16Hey, what's that?
00:25:18It's going
00:25:18We should
00:25:19You forgot something
00:25:20No, Ellie
00:25:21It's late
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me
00:25:23Hey, Allison
00:25:25Stop
00:25:30Quit acting so childish
00:25:32You know, the only thing that I need to quit
00:25:40Is you
00:25:48All right, ladies
00:25:49Physical assessments today
00:25:52Allison, you're first
00:25:53You're first
00:26:23You're first
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:29Yeah, lookin' flexible, Allison.
00:26:31Could wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Hm?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:07Mm. I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right. She doesn't need to keep her Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad. Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on. You first.
00:28:11Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:14You ready, Rookie?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:23You wanna play?
00:28:25Fine. Let's play.
00:28:28You're late.
00:28:28A beer.
00:28:31Any food?
00:28:46What do you want?
00:28:47It's going to be a dinner.
00:28:48No.
00:28:54You've got a meter.
00:28:54You're waiting for us.
00:28:55You're waiting for us.
00:28:57What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09Your turn.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:37Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bro?
00:29:54You okay.
00:29:55And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:16Not me.
00:30:33Oh my God.
00:30:36I am hot.
00:30:37It's hot.
00:30:38Are you okay?
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:04It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:09I, um, didn't...
00:31:11You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20No, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock
00:31:35for, like, a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:40Oh, my God. She's going to kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:48Well, I'll...
00:31:48It's all right.
00:31:49Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey!
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:08No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:09Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:27What are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:41You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:51or something.
00:33:52It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:59Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:02Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:13All right.
00:34:16All right.
00:34:17All right.
00:34:17All right.
00:34:29All right.
00:34:31All right.
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:59It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true, I am.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:26Allison.
00:35:27I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:35Let's go.
00:35:40Okay.
00:35:41Hey, uh...
00:35:48Break the leg.
00:35:52Well done.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:11Shout out loud.
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah.
00:36:25Oh, yeah.
00:36:35What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38It's Allison Scott.
00:36:40You know she has moves.
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:05You don't fuck off.
00:37:06The only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:30This is a good time.
00:37:33Woo-hoo!
00:37:37Woo-hoo!
00:37:38Woo-hoo!
00:37:40Woo-hoo!
00:37:41Woo-hoo!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up.
00:37:53Oh.
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:07Kiss!
00:38:08Kiss!
00:38:09Kiss!
00:38:09Kiss!
00:38:11Kiss!
00:38:13Kiss!
00:38:16Kiss!
00:38:17Kiss!
00:38:18Kiss!
00:38:18Kiss!
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:32Come on, Allison.
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41But I want it.
00:39:01I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping you out at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:23No, no, no, no.
00:40:23You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me.
00:40:28Do not bullshit me.
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:35Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not.
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude, fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him, hey, Brett, what the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Hi.
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no, that's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:53Oh, is he hard?
00:42:59At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:24Allie, Brett, he goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit, what the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey.
00:43:39Oh, my God, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey.
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Showing alone?
00:43:51Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:53What?
00:43:54I'm naked.
00:43:54Get out.
00:43:57You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it on here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so.
00:44:08I also wanted to say that I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass, and I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend, and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:19Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:21Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:30God, the illegal is going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:42Look.
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45She's finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand-makes these little trinkets?
00:46:49It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me.
00:46:58With my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 apiece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:45She's nothing.
00:47:46No, you're nothing.
00:47:47Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:02What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:10You're distant with me one second,
00:48:12and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17Allison.
00:48:18Party at my place.
00:48:20Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25You're not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:07Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really, for me?
00:49:19Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so.
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You ever play the pocky challenge?
00:49:58No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Hockey game, check it out.
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me.
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:07You're ruining my night.
00:51:08Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:11Don't care.
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:14Okay?
00:51:14No more of these stupid games.
00:51:15You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:16Let's go.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:17I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:19I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:34Oh my God.
00:51:35Oh shit.
00:51:44Ow!
00:51:47Hey, hey, hey.
00:51:48Hey.
00:51:49Hey.
00:51:50Hold on.
00:51:50Hold on.
00:51:51It's okay.
00:51:52I got you.
00:51:53I got you.
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:57Oh my God.
00:51:57Is she okay?
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Hey.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't feel it.
00:52:09I can't feel it.
00:52:10I can't feel it.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:12All right.
00:52:12Hey.
00:52:15I'm going to be okay.
00:52:17All right.
00:52:18Let's get you.
00:52:19Hey.
00:52:19Let's get you.
00:52:20Let's get you.
00:52:24Get out of my way.
00:52:27Move.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:30Just put me down, Fred.
00:52:32Here you go.
00:52:32Put you down.
00:52:32Hurry.
00:52:33You know, you could have died out of this.
00:52:36And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:40close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:41Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:44That's not fair.
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair?
00:52:49What am I not understanding?
00:52:50Huh?
00:52:50What don't I understand?
00:52:51I don't know how this works.
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:54I'm sorry.
00:52:55I'm figuring it out.
00:52:56I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:58You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic.
00:52:59I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:04What did I do?
00:53:05How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse.
00:53:08I jumped in the pool, I saved your life, and now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:16Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:23Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:25Yeah, I know.
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:29You know, I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:38That's the worst thing.
00:53:39Don't say that.
00:53:40I did.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:41I fell in love with you.
00:53:42I'm in love with you.
00:53:43Stop, stop.
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:45I know that.
00:53:46I know.
00:53:46So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:52Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings, and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:07Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:09I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:18Fuck it.
00:54:20Fuck it.
00:54:25Fuck it.
00:54:26Fuck it.
00:54:27Fuck it.
00:54:29Fuck it.
00:54:29Fuck it.
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:44Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:46Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:57I made a promise to run.
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:10I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:22I want you to take me, every morning, every morning, and every night, and every single time I close my
00:55:29eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:33I want you to take me, every time, every time, every time.
00:55:40I want you to take me.
00:55:48I want you to take me right here.
00:55:51Right here.
00:55:52Right now.
00:56:18I want you to take me right here.
00:56:22I think I already am.
00:56:27But what about Ron?
00:56:29He's going to kill you.
00:56:31I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:33He's very protectable to brother,
00:56:35but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:39how much I love you.
00:56:46I don't know.
00:56:47I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:53Just for now.
00:56:55I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:57I know.
00:57:00But it's just for a little
00:57:02until we find the right moment.
00:57:05Yeah.
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:08I don't know until you're away.
00:57:10It'll be secret, Lars.
00:57:28Thinking about you.
00:57:37Hi, Captain.
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:45and just sprinting to you.
00:57:47Aw.
00:57:48Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me,
00:57:52don't.
00:57:53My legs are killing me,
00:57:54and I really like your car.
00:57:57Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:59He grabbed me by the waist,
00:58:01hoisting me up,
00:58:01putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:03Brett, stop.
00:58:04Don't read my smut.
00:58:06I'm telling you,
00:58:07every single word that you've ever written
00:58:09is etched into my heart,
00:58:10into my soul.
00:58:11He trails kisses from my neck
00:58:14to my breasts,
00:58:15gently sucking and biting.
00:58:17Holy shit.
00:58:19That is literal trash,
00:58:21but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:23when he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now.
00:58:29Palms my center.
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:33Are you away, Allie?
00:58:34Fuck.
00:58:38Fuck.
00:58:43Oh, my God, someone's coming.
00:58:44Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:46Bye.
00:58:46I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:07Hey.
00:59:08Are you okay?
00:59:09You sounded sick.
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:10Mind your own business,
00:59:12Virgin Mary.
00:59:13You think just because Brett
00:59:14took a chance on you once,
00:59:15you're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help.
00:59:20Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:24Shoot.
00:59:26I'm late.
00:59:27I'm late.
00:59:46Brett.
00:59:47That's Allison's.
00:59:48Uh,
00:59:50I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's,
00:59:52I never would have touched it.
01:00:10Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:13Hey.
01:00:14Hey.
01:00:15You found my bag.
01:00:15I was looking for that.
01:00:17No problem.
01:00:21Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:29I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:38thorough search.
01:00:39Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend, right?
01:00:45I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago.
01:00:48Excuse me.
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:50Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:52And I asked you if you were okay.
01:00:53Look at this.
01:00:54This is perfection.
01:00:55It's every girl's dream.
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:58And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:00I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:05Search me.
01:01:06I have nothing to hide.
01:01:11Your turn, Scott.
01:01:13Sure, but I...
01:01:15Rita!
01:01:17Jackpot.
01:01:19Well, well, well.
01:01:20Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:23I knew it.
01:01:24No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:28Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:33Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:36Those aren't mine.
01:01:37Right.
01:01:38A cheater and a liar.
01:01:41Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:42I've never seen those.
01:01:44I don't know what they are.
01:01:45I'm lying.
01:01:46It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:49They're mine.
01:01:50Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:53Did you forget?
01:01:54Yeah, I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning.
01:01:57Yeah, sorry.
01:01:57I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:01:59He's right.
01:02:00They're just vitamins.
01:02:01No, they aren't.
01:02:02Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned
01:02:07substances?
01:02:08I just, uh, they look suspicious.
01:02:12Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:16Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:18That's enough.
01:02:19All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:23Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:27What?
01:02:27You can't do that.
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:30Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:32I mean, I know it.
01:02:33Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:38You little bitch.
01:02:39You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:41That's enough, Rita.
01:02:43My decision is final.
01:02:49Listen up.
01:02:49When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:53You want us to drop her?
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:56That's the point.
01:02:58Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:00So tragic.
01:03:01I can't do that.
01:03:02Coach will kill me.
01:03:04Fine.
01:03:04And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:08I know everything, girls.
01:03:10Every dirty little secret.
01:03:12Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:14Your call.
01:03:15And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:24Very sweet.
01:03:28What happened back there?
01:03:29How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:31I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:35So I swapped it out.
01:03:37I knew it.
01:03:39I knew she was up to something.
01:03:40You know I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:43Jesus.
01:03:43Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:45It was when we were, when we were having, phone sex.
01:03:56So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:03:59Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:03Hey, do you...
01:04:05Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:07Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:09I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:11I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:12I'm being serious, too.
01:04:13Allison.
01:04:14Perfect is the way you are.
01:04:16Yeah.
01:04:18I'll always be there.
01:04:20To catch you when you fall.
01:04:23Always.
01:04:26All right.
01:04:27On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:30Rita, you're up first.
01:04:31Then Allison.
01:04:44Okay, Allison.
01:04:46Hey, great job, you guys.
01:04:48You killed it.
01:05:13Hey, I told you to catch you.
01:05:16Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:21I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:25Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:27You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:30Are you kidding me?
01:05:31They almost dropped me.
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:33I could have died.
01:05:34That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:36Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:39Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:45Oh, Brett.
01:05:48Oh, my gosh.
01:05:49I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:52All right, everyone.
01:05:53In light of the performances and character,
01:05:56I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:04Wow.
01:06:06Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:07I'm proud of you.
01:06:09Want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:13And that's game.
01:06:14State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:19Allie.
01:06:20Look, I know.
01:06:21Is that what you wanted?
01:06:22It's okay.
01:06:23Because you did good.
01:06:24That's all that matters.
01:06:25Thanks, bro.
01:06:26I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:27I'll be right back.
01:06:27Ew.
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:30Yo.
01:06:31Allison.
01:06:32She is.
01:06:33Looking good, baby.
01:06:34Y'all do private shows?
01:06:36You know, something with a little extra bump and grind?
01:06:39You're so gross.
01:06:42Yo, what the hell?
01:06:43Are you serious?
01:06:44What?
01:06:44What's going on?
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:47Yo, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:48You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:50I'm in your dreams.
01:06:52How about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:54so that what happens today
01:06:55never happens again.
01:06:57You think you're so fucking special.
01:06:59Why?
01:07:00You know, everyone knows
01:07:01how you got a captain's position.
01:07:03How?
01:07:04By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:06I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:08Considering how much you suck
01:07:09while you play.
01:07:11You shameless whore.
01:07:13Hey!
01:07:14I'm more than one.
01:07:16I did.
01:07:17You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:18She's a public boss.
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:22Hey!
01:07:23Hey!
01:07:24Hey, fuckface.
01:07:27You keep my sister's name
01:07:28out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:34That's enough!
01:07:35What's going on here?
01:07:36I mean, Coach, we all saw it.
01:07:37Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:39You're gonna hit her?
01:07:41Get my office now!
01:07:42You!
01:07:43With me!
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:47We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:49All right.
01:07:51You sure you're on me?
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut, Brent.
01:07:58You could have broken your hand.
01:08:00Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:02Never let anybody get away with cheating like that.
01:08:05Shut up.
01:08:12You know, I could kind of get used to this, having Nurse Allison around, take care of me, help me
01:08:17out.
01:08:19Yo, guys, 304.
01:08:20I think it's this one.
01:08:21Let's go see the hero.
01:08:23Oh, shit.
01:08:24No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:25They can't see us like this.
01:08:27I won't let him.
01:08:29Let's tell him.
01:08:30Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:31In front of the entire team.
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:36What do you want to do?
01:08:38Let's hide.
01:08:39It's back.
01:08:45Brett.
01:08:46Brett, you in there?
01:08:47Yeah, I'm just washing up, man.
01:08:49God, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:54You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:09:03You need a hand, man?
01:09:04No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:13You gotta be quiet.
01:09:17Let's go on the other side.
01:09:20Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:22Hey, you know what?
01:09:23It, uh, takes me a very long time.
01:09:26Assholes.
01:09:36I feel what you did.
01:09:38I feel what you did.
01:09:40It's kind of hard to mess.
01:09:42Yeah.
01:09:44100.
01:09:46Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:48We got your food.
01:09:49It's gonna get cold.
01:09:49You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:51I can help you.
01:09:51Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:55All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:56Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:58Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:59You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:02I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:06Alison physical therapy time, you know what I mean?
01:10:08You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:29You know, I think I'm just gonna wash.
01:10:35No, I think I'm just gonna wash.
01:10:51Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:55I've heard the half-time show is going to break the internet.
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:58Sick.
01:10:59Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:04Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:08I will end you.
01:11:10Leave it.
01:11:13Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:15You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:16Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:19She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:22And her dealer?
01:11:23Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:32That's not true.
01:11:33You know what?
01:11:34I don't care.
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:37She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:40Just ask them yourself.
01:11:41Oh, really?
01:11:42Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:47Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:50He said he had good stuff.
01:11:52But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:56You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:58I have proof.
01:12:01I know real doctors.
01:12:03I've got pills.
01:12:05Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:08Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:12This is insane, okay?
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:16Oh, sweetie.
01:12:17It's all coming out now.
01:12:18I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:21We trusted you.
01:12:22Cheater!
01:12:23You suck.
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her messes with me.
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:30She's using you for the clout, for the status.
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:36Nobody.
01:12:36A total bottom feeder.
01:12:38Rita, you know what?
01:12:38You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:40How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:42And what'd you do to it?
01:12:43You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:45Boo!
01:12:47Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:49Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:50This is my sister, okay?
01:12:51She would never do something like this.
01:12:54Oh!
01:12:54And here come the pretzels.
01:12:56All right, that's enough.
01:12:58That's enough.
01:12:59Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:02as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:05I have no choice.
01:13:07Allison Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:09from your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:11Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:14pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:16Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:19Hold on.
01:13:20Hold it.
01:13:21If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:24I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:26get healthy at the right way.
01:13:28No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:31You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely.
01:13:33Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take
01:13:34any of Rita's take your spouse ever again.
01:13:36So, what's the catch?
01:13:38We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:40This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:43not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:47Not for the drugs.
01:13:49These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:51They're vitamins.
01:13:52You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:54You wanna check these out, principal?
01:13:59He's right.
01:14:00These are common supplements.
01:14:02Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing
01:14:04her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:08She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:10and she's been shaming them, degrading them
01:14:12from the bodies that they have.
01:14:13Now, every body is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:17Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only,
01:14:19because she was a threat.
01:14:20She's threatened the total control that Rita had
01:14:23over the entire squad, and it's horrible.
01:14:25Because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:27and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:30And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:34That's not true.
01:14:35He's lying.
01:14:36She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:41Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43You fucking bitch!
01:14:44You ruined my life!
01:14:47You ruined it yourself.
01:14:59Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:02You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:05Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:07you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:09Nothing but a little...
01:15:10Shut up, dude. Shut up.
01:15:12What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:13I don't have to do anything.
01:15:15You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:17Mr. Williams!
01:15:21Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:24of sexual harassment against you
01:15:26from various female students.
01:15:28As of now, you are officially suspended
01:15:30from all school activities.
01:15:31What?
01:15:32No!
01:15:33My father...
01:15:34My father may have his name on the library,
01:15:36but I assure you,
01:15:37his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:40You can take him away.
01:15:41All right, he's over.
01:15:42Let go.
01:15:42No!
01:15:43I'll throw you off!
01:15:44This isn't over!
01:15:47And as for you,
01:15:48Mrs. Scott,
01:15:49on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:53I would like to apologize to you
01:15:56for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:57And as of now,
01:15:59you can consider yourself
01:16:00officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:03You can consider yourself
01:16:04officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:08Thank you, Principal.
01:16:10All right, everyone.
01:16:11Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:14But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:17So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:20Let's win!
01:16:33Touchdown State University wins it all!
01:16:45Woohoo!
01:16:46Hello, Will!
01:16:52Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
01:17:03Hey, Allison!
01:17:08But the way, I'm not even surprised.
01:17:13Hey, well, you know what?
01:17:14uh, he's cool, eh?
01:17:17I think he knew before we did.
01:17:19I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:21I love you too, quarterback.
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