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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:05So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, you thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:29Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:32Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:32Good boy!
00:01:41Oh!
00:01:48Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:55You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man bone.
00:02:17That means free underwear for life.
00:02:20For life.
00:02:21Some parents would be proud.
00:02:22Yeah?
00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:38Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright? And don't be late.
00:02:43Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:01Eww.
00:03:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:05Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:13Like you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:32These are great.
00:03:34Hmm.
00:03:34I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:36Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:39No problem.
00:03:40Cool.
00:03:41Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:48Hi.
00:03:50Michelangelo.
00:03:51Chantal.
00:03:52Nice to meet you.
00:03:54I...
00:03:54couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:57Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:02Hold that thought.
00:04:05Hey, Dad.
00:04:06Where the hell were ya?
00:04:08Uh...
00:04:09Dad, I'm at a photo shoot.
00:04:11You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:16I can meet him later.
00:04:17Ah, two ladies back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:22Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:24You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:30You interned.
00:04:31You went to business school.
00:04:33You...
00:04:34You have potential.
00:04:35Okay?
00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:38Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:39Cause so far...
00:04:41I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:04:44Bye, Dad.
00:04:48Hey.
00:04:49You okay?
00:04:51Yeah.
00:04:52Um...
00:04:53But...
00:04:54I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:06So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:13Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:16Oh my god.
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:21But it's really expensive.
00:05:24And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:26Don't worry about that.
00:05:29I have money saved.
00:05:31I'll find the rest.
00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:34We're gonna get through this.
00:05:35Together.
00:05:37Julia.
00:05:51Ciao Gucci!
00:05:53Did she have a good walk?
00:05:57What's wrong?
00:06:04I'm sorry.
00:06:05This is...
00:06:05No, no.
00:06:06Forget about it.
00:06:07I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:09The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:12I have a savings.
00:06:13For my doggy daycare.
00:06:15My dream, but...
00:06:19It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:21And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:26After her parents passed.
00:06:28I would do anything for her.
00:06:31Amelia.
00:06:33I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36Hey.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:37Hmm.
00:06:38Come back tonight.
00:06:40And, uh...
00:06:42Make something nice.
00:06:46Come on, Becky.
00:06:53Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:56Oh.
00:06:58Except for the dog hair.
00:07:01Come with me.
00:07:03I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:05Are they from Italy?
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:09Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:12Well...
00:07:13Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:20Mm-hmm.
00:07:21Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:25Don't be so defensive.
00:07:27I wasn't.
00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:40Amelia.
00:07:42I'll leave it at you, huh?
00:07:50Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:57What, exactly?
00:08:05How does it look?
00:08:06Not half bad.
00:08:08I mean...
00:08:09It's fine.
00:08:10Whatever.
00:08:14Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:16Or not.
00:08:18I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:20You work for my dad.
00:08:21You have to do what I say.
00:08:23You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:25Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:31I'm an underwear model.
00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:41Pour me another.
00:08:43I told you I'm...
00:08:47Fine.
00:08:54See, dog walker.
00:08:56That wasn't so hard.
00:08:59What the fuck?
00:09:01This is fucking product!
00:09:07Oh!
00:09:07Asshole!
00:09:09You crazy bitch!
00:09:12Amelia!
00:09:13What's wrong?
00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:09:17and she flipped out!
00:09:19I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:20but your son is a prick.
00:09:22I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:23I apologize.
00:09:24My son, he's immature.
00:09:27Alright?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you.
00:09:29Put forward it.
00:09:31Please.
00:09:32Alright?
00:09:33Just have a seat.
00:09:34Alright?
00:09:34And I promise,
00:09:35he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:37Won't you, son?
00:09:38So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:44Cancer?
00:09:46And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:57I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:04What kind of deal?
00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:09No.
00:10:10You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:13What?
00:10:15What?
00:10:16Romulus.
00:10:17What are you saying?
00:10:17I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:20Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:26Lines alone.
00:10:27Look.
00:10:28You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:10:31And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:34We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36At least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:39See?
00:10:40There's something uncommon already.
00:10:42Look, you know,
00:10:44my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:46We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:10:54I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:10:57But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:00You two have chemistry.
00:11:03Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:04As if.
00:11:06Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:08I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:11Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:14Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:18Come on.
00:11:23What's it gonna be?
00:11:26What's it gonna be?
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:33For Betsy.
00:11:37Well, Angelou, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:42If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:11:47And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:11:50What the hell, Dad?
00:11:55Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:11:57Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:01The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:12:04And, son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:12:08I read my mind.
00:12:09Try and make yourself look decent.
00:12:13You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:17Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:19And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:23I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:26Anyway.
00:12:27You must move in together immediately.
00:12:29Avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage.
00:12:34But, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:12:38That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:41Hope we agreed.
00:12:44Sure.
00:12:46Sign here.
00:12:49Same here, honey.
00:12:59You have a very own secret.
00:13:06salute to the new couple
00:13:17so your place or mine
00:13:20I'm not staying at a dog house
00:13:22fine then we'll stay at yours
00:13:33so this is michelangelo's place
00:13:35it's like a museum in here
00:13:37a michelangelo museum
00:13:40ugh
00:13:55whoa whoa whoa
00:13:56what was this?
00:13:57put it in the trash
00:13:58this isn't trash
00:14:00these are my sisters
00:14:01she's an artist
00:14:02so put them in your room
00:14:03I said you could live here
00:14:05not decorate
00:14:05oh I'm sorry
00:14:06is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:09that's man thong
00:14:10it's trademarked
00:14:15look
00:14:16I gotta go meet somebody
00:14:17if this isn't cleaned up
00:14:18by the time I get back
00:14:19I'm throwing it all in the fireplace
00:14:21it's an electric
00:14:28oh by the way
00:14:29this is gonna work
00:14:31this is gonna work
00:14:32you might wanna start wearing that
00:14:34gee thanks
00:14:36welcome
00:14:42you're getting married?
00:14:44shh Betsy
00:14:46don't tell the whole world
00:14:47sorry
00:14:48Amelia
00:14:49it's just
00:14:50it's not like you
00:14:52you're saying you're
00:14:54reserved
00:14:55safe
00:14:57like I always taught you
00:15:00well
00:15:01things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:15:04and besides
00:15:06michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:15:09so
00:15:10I'm okay with a quick proposal
00:15:11michelangelo
00:15:13the ninja turtle
00:15:15no
00:15:17michelangelo
00:15:18dino valeno
00:15:19maybe you've heard of him
00:15:21michelangelo
00:15:22dino valeno
00:15:23shh
00:15:25shh
00:15:28socialite animal
00:15:29who's like
00:15:29start a hundred
00:15:30canceled bravo shows
00:15:31how did you even meet?
00:15:33his dad is one of my clients
00:15:37it's
00:15:38been a whirlwind of a romance
00:15:41he's so
00:15:42toxic
00:15:44speak of the devil
00:15:47oh yeah
00:15:49you know
00:15:50that's probably
00:15:51an old issue
00:15:52this is a doctor's office
00:15:55Amelia
00:15:58Betsy Carlisle
00:16:00doctor's ready
00:16:02we'll talk about this later
00:16:26we're just gonna wet baby
00:16:28we're already wet
00:16:46where did that come from?
00:17:11nice place
00:17:13I love the artwork
00:17:15thanks
00:17:16finally
00:17:17a little good taste
00:17:21no I'm good
00:17:22you had plenty at dinner
00:17:24more for me
00:17:29you know
00:17:30if you like it down here
00:17:32you should see the bed
00:17:45who are you?
00:17:47who are you?
00:17:49Chantel this is
00:17:50Amelia
00:17:51my
00:17:52roommate
00:17:53Amelia
00:17:55whatever
00:17:56can you guys just keep it down
00:17:57I have work
00:17:58tomorrow morning
00:18:00this is my house?
00:18:02we will be
00:18:03we will be as loud
00:18:03as we want to be
00:18:04scream
00:18:05at the top of our lungs
00:18:08you've got to be kidding me
00:18:09what's wrong dog walker
00:18:11he's jealous
00:18:13jealous?
00:18:14I'm not jealous
00:18:18sweet dreams
00:18:25I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:18:28how could I ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:18:31even if he is kind of hot
00:18:50see you later
00:18:52and um
00:18:54don't worry about last night
00:18:56sorry
00:18:57I had one too many to drink it
00:18:58it won't happen again
00:18:59better not
00:19:11how's the hangover
00:19:13roomie?
00:19:14not now
00:19:15my head's killing me
00:19:16we need to talk about last night
00:19:18no
00:19:18what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:19:22I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:19:25monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:19:26but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:19:30and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:19:33fine I'll have her sign an NDA just give me my phone
00:19:36my sister needs this money
00:19:39Michelangelo
00:19:39and if the paparazzi find out about this
00:19:42then the contract is violated
00:19:43then neither of us get what we want
00:19:45yeah no shit
00:19:47I'm serious
00:19:48don't screw this up
00:19:51I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:19:53I know what I'm doing
00:19:55dog walker
00:19:56and just so we're clear
00:19:57I will fuck whoever I want
00:19:59whenever I want
00:20:01wherever I want
00:20:03fine
00:20:03do whatever you want
00:20:07sorry
00:20:07it's a bit harsh
00:20:09I'm just really
00:20:12hung over
00:20:15that could have gone better
00:20:21hey baby
00:20:23you know you don't have to keep working
00:20:24Amelia
00:20:25you're rich now
00:20:27I know
00:20:28I like it
00:20:29ah it's good to hear
00:20:31you know I just hope that
00:20:32your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:20:35tell me uh
00:20:36how are things going between the two of you
00:20:38oh fine
00:20:40yeah
00:20:40we're still getting to know each other
00:20:42all right
00:20:43well give him time
00:20:44all right
00:20:45oh and listen
00:20:46he is not as bad as
00:20:48TMZ says
00:20:49all right
00:20:49look I
00:20:50I promise
00:20:51I wouldn't be so sure
00:20:53yeah
00:20:53you're right
00:20:55well we'll see you later
00:20:56yeah
00:20:57come on Gucci
00:20:58come on
00:20:59bye Gucci
00:21:03hey
00:21:04Amelia
00:21:04hey Jake
00:21:07Gucci no
00:21:08Royce
00:21:10say bad dog
00:21:12but
00:21:12I'm not actually mad about this
00:21:14it's to see you up close for once
00:21:16yeah
00:21:17same here
00:21:25sorry
00:21:26Gucci's um
00:21:27a bit crazy
00:21:29his whole family actually
00:21:31all these rich people are nuts
00:21:33they should make a reality show
00:21:35little dog owners of Beverly Hills
00:21:39do you want to walk together
00:21:41let these two get to know each other
00:21:43yeah
00:21:45I'd like that
00:21:50so
00:21:51how long have you been a dog walker
00:21:52a couple months
00:21:54I like it
00:21:55I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:21:58barista
00:21:59Uber driver
00:22:01delivery guy
00:22:03movie extra
00:22:03you were in a movie
00:22:05actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:22:07I was trying to impress you
00:22:09how about you
00:22:10how long you been doing this
00:22:12I don't know
00:22:13my whole life I guess
00:22:15it started as a summer job
00:22:16and then I turned it into my own business
00:22:19I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:22:21wow
00:22:22I guess you really like dogs
00:22:24well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:22:29if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:22:33my band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:22:35do you want to go?
00:22:38and I have to admit
00:22:39I have to admit I
00:22:40got a crush on you
00:22:42you did?
00:22:44yeah
00:22:46I still do
00:22:50he's cute
00:22:51I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:22:55then again
00:22:55that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:23:00I'd love to go to the concert
00:23:03hell yeah
00:23:04I mean uh
00:23:06regular
00:23:07yeah
00:23:09I know it's risky
00:23:11but
00:23:12I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:23:14I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:23:18hey what's your ring?
00:23:21um
00:23:21it's
00:23:22just a class ring
00:23:24from high school
00:23:26looks pretty big
00:23:27it was a big school
00:23:30public schools
00:23:31am I right?
00:23:37I mean it kinda
00:23:38looks like an engagement ring
00:23:40me?
00:23:41engaged?
00:23:42no
00:23:42are you kidding?
00:23:43I'm 24
00:23:44I'm practically still a baby
00:23:46I mean I should be
00:23:47wearing diapers
00:23:48crawling around
00:23:49drooling
00:23:50nope
00:23:51single and ready to mingle
00:23:53okay
00:23:57Royce pooped
00:23:58should pick it up
00:24:00where?
00:24:00I don't see it
00:24:01just
00:24:02over there
00:24:09do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:11of course
00:24:12it's an office
00:24:13you wanna be CEO
00:24:14you gotta look the part
00:24:16you mean like
00:24:17you look like
00:24:17Willy Wonka without
00:24:18the chocolate factory?
00:24:21very funny
00:24:21you know I'm retiring
00:24:23next year
00:24:23yes I know
00:24:24yeah
00:24:24that means you gotta
00:24:25get up to speed
00:24:27rapidamente
00:24:27so today you're gonna
00:24:28be my shadow
00:24:29you'll be my extra hands
00:24:30and we got a lot
00:24:30to do
00:24:31can I get to starbucks first?
00:24:32fuck no
00:24:33come on dad
00:24:34come on dad
00:24:43okay
00:24:43ow
00:24:46oh my goodness
00:24:48are you okay?
00:24:50hi
00:24:51I'm Michelangelo
00:24:57you're engaged
00:24:58remember
00:25:00and
00:25:00this is our new palette
00:25:03it's
00:25:04Matt's collection
00:25:05he really liked these colors
00:25:06so we did them twice
00:25:09but yeah
00:25:10that's
00:25:11the presentation
00:25:12from me
00:25:14Michelangelo
00:25:21what dad?
00:25:24what a day dad
00:25:25it's not even
00:25:26lunchtime yet
00:25:27look at you
00:25:28you got so lazy
00:25:29just sitting around
00:25:29taking pictures of yourself
00:25:30all the time
00:25:32just stick with it
00:25:33will you kid?
00:25:35hard work does pay off
00:25:36let me just look at
00:25:37Amelia
00:25:38what about her?
00:25:39she comes from
00:25:40nothing son
00:25:41nobody taught her
00:25:42about a business
00:25:42but she just worked hard
00:25:44and now
00:25:45well now she earns money
00:25:47doing what she loves
00:25:47I guess that's impressive
00:25:50yeah see
00:25:50see it is
00:25:51I hope she rubs off
00:25:53on you a little
00:25:53you know
00:25:55I just hope I don't
00:25:56get that uptight
00:26:03break's over
00:26:18well not too bad
00:26:20one day down
00:26:2140 more years to go
00:26:26now this is the time
00:26:28when you go home
00:26:29with Amelia
00:26:30you talk about
00:26:31the day's work
00:26:32raise you closer together
00:26:33comfort each other
00:26:35just like your mom
00:26:36and I
00:26:36used to do
00:26:39you know
00:26:40I'm thinking
00:26:41it's time for the world
00:26:42to meet
00:26:43Amelia
00:26:46tonight
00:26:47tonight?
00:26:49shit
00:26:49when am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:51I promise we'd Netflix
00:26:52a bang tonight
00:26:53the LA Zoo fundraiser
00:26:55lights, camera, red carpet
00:26:56perfect time to announce
00:26:58our lovely new addition
00:26:59to the
00:27:00Dino
00:27:01Dino
00:27:01now
00:27:03don't you think it's a bit
00:27:04soon yet?
00:27:05I mean
00:27:05we just signed the contract
00:27:07what's the matter?
00:27:09but you're getting along
00:27:10aren't you?
00:27:11yeah
00:27:12just
00:27:12really starting to
00:27:14warm up to each other
00:27:15alright
00:27:16so it's all settled
00:27:17I'll see you at 8 o'clock
00:27:18tonight
00:27:18in the limo
00:27:19and
00:27:20don't be late
00:27:25bye dad
00:27:36so remind me
00:27:38why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:27:42because I want to do something nice
00:27:43for my favorite big sister
00:27:46and
00:27:47and
00:27:48you know I never splurge on stuff like this
00:27:51but
00:27:51since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now
00:27:54I think I can afford to let my hair down
00:27:57you better not let that hair down
00:27:59sorry
00:27:59just an expression
00:28:07how's it going in there?
00:28:09I'm coming out
00:28:19that bad
00:28:21I've
00:28:22never seen a dog walker
00:28:24look this hot
00:28:26by that dress
00:28:28ASAP
00:28:32leave me alone
00:28:33party boy
00:28:34I've got my own function tonight
00:28:36I've got my own channel
00:28:37but
00:28:38it going to be? fine I
00:28:57you and work
00:29:06and
00:29:10What are you looking at?
00:29:12You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:14Thanks.
00:29:17Did you forget my name?
00:29:19No, it's just something different.
00:29:23Did you change your hair?
00:29:25Why do you care?
00:29:26The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:28I'm going out.
00:29:29I just forgot my charger.
00:29:30Awesome, thanks.
00:29:34I'm taking this.
00:29:36Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:37We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:38I told you, I'm busy.
00:29:40Hold on.
00:29:44Amelia!
00:29:52All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:29:55Nice.
00:29:56Where's Amelia?
00:29:59She's sick.
00:30:00She can't make it.
00:30:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:03If your fiance's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:06Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:30:08Give her some nice soup.
00:30:11I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:13Telling me that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:15Poor thing.
00:30:18Okay, Dad.
00:30:19See you in the office.
00:30:26Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:28I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:38Hey, it's Michael Angel of Dean Levino.
00:30:40You still track people?
00:30:56Wow.
00:30:57Amelia.
00:30:58Hi.
00:31:00You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:31:05Sorry.
00:31:06I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:08I kind of panicked.
00:31:08No worries.
00:31:10I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:14But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:16Talk to the bartender.
00:31:18Wow.
00:31:18You had good treatment.
00:31:20You look like it.
00:31:22Thanks, Dad.
00:31:24Hey, lover boy.
00:31:26We're on.
00:31:28Gotta go.
00:31:30Find me in the green room after.
00:31:32Hope you like it.
00:31:33Break a leg, lover boy.
00:31:54Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:31:59You know what I want, babe.
00:32:06Good.
00:32:07Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:08Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:11One more, please.
00:32:17But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:25Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:29You really think so?
00:32:31I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:33The who?
00:32:35You don't know the strokes.
00:32:39Are they older?
00:32:40I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:32:44It's alright.
00:32:45Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:32:48You want some of that a drink?
00:32:50Yeah.
00:32:57So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:01Since I was 13.
00:33:02Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:06going someplace.
00:33:08That's awesome.
00:33:09And when I get my record deal, I can fully quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:14You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:16I thought you liked it.
00:33:18I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:22I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:24I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:26A cat person?
00:33:30Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:32Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:35I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:33:37I just want to relax.
00:33:39Have a good time.
00:33:41You're beautiful, you know that?
00:33:45I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:33:47Now I'm not sure.
00:33:49We have nothing in common.
00:33:51Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:33:55The heck.
00:33:56I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:33:58Michelangelo had his fun.
00:33:59Now I can have mine.
00:34:14Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:18What's going on?
00:34:19That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:34:23He's not.
00:34:24You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:26Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:28What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:29Back off.
00:34:30Dude, back off.
00:34:32Grubby little hipster.
00:34:33She's my fiancée.
00:34:35So that was an engagement ring.
00:34:37Jake, I can explain.
00:34:40Let's go.
00:34:42I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:34:44I'm not, Jake.
00:34:50This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:34:56And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:35:03I can't believe you did that.
00:35:04After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:35:07Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:09Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:12I'm not following you around.
00:35:14You know what?
00:35:15I get it.
00:35:16You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:20Me jealous?
00:35:21Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:23Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:26I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:29I have a name.
00:35:31Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:32That is an original.
00:35:33I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:35:36Oh, fine.
00:35:37I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:35:40I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:35:43You're treating me like shit.
00:35:46That's from the Renaissance.
00:35:47You're history's worst nightmare.
00:35:49I tried to make this work with you.
00:35:50We signed a contract.
00:35:51For an arranged marriage.
00:35:53Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:35:57You are such a simpleton.
00:36:00Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:03Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:05I tried to get along with you.
00:36:06You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:08I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:10Right back at you.
00:36:11I fucking hate you.
00:36:13I fucking hate you more.
00:36:27Well, it's time for me.
00:36:30You didn't get it, said my heart
00:36:34Wish I didn't get it, but what did you do?
00:36:38She won't say, she won't say
00:36:41She won't say
00:36:43She won't say
00:36:45She won't say
00:36:46She won't say
00:36:47She won't say
00:36:49She won't say
00:36:56She won't say
00:37:15Where am I?
00:37:17Who's spooning me?
00:37:21Is that Jake?
00:37:23How drunk was I?
00:37:29Michelangelo?
00:37:30Dog Walker
00:37:33Oh, I forgot we did that last night
00:37:37Must have been all those free beers
00:37:39We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:37:44We had too many drinks
00:37:44We just forget it ever happened
00:37:46If that's what you want
00:37:48Definitely
00:37:50Um, I have to go to work
00:37:54I should get up too
00:37:58Oh, my head
00:38:00There's Pedialine in the fridge
00:38:02Thanks for coming today, sis
00:38:04Of course
00:38:05My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise
00:38:09Well, you look great
00:38:12Thanks
00:38:13I don't feel great
00:38:15The treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:38:19But you, on the other hand
00:38:21Are glowing today
00:38:24What's going on?
00:38:27So...
00:38:28Michelangelo and I had sex last night
00:38:30Wait
00:38:32For the first time?
00:38:34Yeah
00:38:35We're taking it slow
00:38:38Michelangelo
00:38:39The male gigolo
00:38:41Is taking it slow
00:38:44Maybe I did misjudge him
00:38:48And...
00:38:48How was it?
00:38:51Well...
00:38:52Really bad
00:38:52Right?
00:38:53I knew it
00:38:54Actually
00:38:56It was the best sex I ever had
00:38:59Well, that explains the glow
00:39:04I am happy for you, sis
00:39:07Physical chemistry is important
00:39:09That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:39:11I don't get it
00:39:12He and I are nothing alike
00:39:14And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:39:16I feel like...
00:39:17Like an arcade game
00:39:18And he just keeps getting the high score
00:39:19Again and again
00:39:21And...
00:39:21You get the picture
00:39:25Hey
00:39:27Opposites attract
00:39:29I mean...
00:39:29That's why you guys love each other so much
00:39:33Because you're so different
00:39:35Something like that
00:39:43Here comes
00:39:44Right on the schedule
00:39:46Dog walker's in love with me
00:39:49I'll have to let her down easy
00:39:51Weird
00:39:51I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:40:03What was that about?
00:40:05Must be the hangover
00:40:15Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight
00:40:17Maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:40:31Hey
00:40:32Unfortunately
00:40:32Something came up
00:40:33I can't make it tonight
00:40:39Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:40:41And why hasn't she
00:40:43Texted me yet?
00:41:03Hey
00:41:06Hi
00:41:08We should talk
00:41:09We should talk
00:41:10Oh, bless me
00:41:14I'm not very good with words
00:41:15Me neither
00:41:16But
00:41:17Last night I
00:41:18You don't have to say anything
00:41:19We both know it was a mistake
00:41:21And we can just go back to hating each other
00:41:24Like nothing ever happened
00:41:25I don't think you understand it
00:41:27You just listen to me for a second
00:41:28Look
00:41:29You don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:41:31I'm a big girl
00:41:32I've had a one night stand before
00:41:34I've never been with someone like you before
00:41:36Okay
00:41:37I get it
00:41:38I'm not one of your
00:41:39Your models
00:41:41Or your
00:41:41Your D-list actresses
00:41:43You don't have to give me some
00:41:44Big speech about
00:41:46Letting me down easily
00:41:47I know that if you would take back last night
00:41:49That you would
00:41:50I mean
00:41:50Frankly so would I
00:41:51I mean
00:41:51You're driving me nuts
00:41:53You don't understand
00:41:53Let's
00:41:54Let's get some takeout
00:41:55And figure this thing out
00:41:57I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:42:01Wait
00:42:02Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:06What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:10I have a confession to make
00:42:13Last night
00:42:14I don't know how
00:42:16I don't know why
00:42:18That was the best sex I've ever had in my life
00:42:22Really?
00:42:23Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:26I'm not a good actor
00:42:27I could even do reality TV
00:42:30But
00:42:30There is
00:42:32A fire
00:42:33Between us Amelia
00:42:34Some kind of crazy
00:42:36Cosmic chemistry
00:42:39You sound like you're
00:42:40Reading a horoscope
00:42:41Amelia
00:42:43Please
00:42:46I know you felt it too
00:42:52Amelia
00:42:53Please
00:42:55Don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:42:58I felt it too
00:43:03So why are we fighting it?
00:43:06I've been thinking about you all day
00:43:08Me too
00:43:18나서
00:43:20We're mostlyviet
00:43:22And you're amazing
00:43:24I've been thinking about you all day
00:43:30I know you're real
00:43:31So maybe you're complaining about how
00:43:42so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:43:47live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:43:54no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:43:59till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:09you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:44:17you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:44:24i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:44:32together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:44:49oh gucci what's the rush
00:44:56oh hey royce
00:45:00jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told
00:45:10you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:45:17is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off
00:45:23like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together
00:45:29and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:45:37dina volino i didn't mean a pride i just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need
00:45:44to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:45:53i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:46:04cats are awesome
00:46:08that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:14you think so oh maybe i'm finally starting to get the hang of the ceo thing oh yeah yeah now
00:46:21listen i
00:46:21gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure but
00:46:28i mean
00:46:28your dog's more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic
00:46:34date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go
00:46:43get a lover boy
00:46:55so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before it's my dad's dog not
00:47:03mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:47:14do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point of working if
00:47:21you never
00:47:22get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else you're letting me get closer
00:47:31to
00:47:31my little brother fetch gucci i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:48:01what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:48:10gucci it's your favorite prosciutto you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you were
00:48:18off the clock today besides a special occasion i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour
00:48:26a little chianti into it okay this is for us why don't you get us a corkscrew what else is
00:48:34in the back
00:48:34just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner you can cook
00:48:53that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:48:59how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite things to
00:49:04do
00:49:05did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her i've never told a girl
00:49:13about
00:49:13my mom sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer but i have
00:49:24a lot of
00:49:24good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and she taught me everything i know
00:49:31about
00:49:31cooking we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing i still have all
00:49:40of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:49:47i miss her and this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her
00:49:54recipes
00:49:55it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz what about your parents
00:50:05my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever since i'm sorry
00:50:14i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:18i don't want to lose her too i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:50:27i'll help you no no it's fine i like doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them
00:50:34well
00:50:34then i guess we make a good team is it just the wine or am i really falling for him
00:50:45her
00:50:47you don't want espresso
00:50:58hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:04no thank you i mean to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush okay well don't forget
00:51:08gucci
00:51:09how could i ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:51:17what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:51:25touche there you go okay bye bye
00:51:31love you love you love you too
00:51:43sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon
00:51:49talk about it later yeah okay oh could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in
00:51:59love with me
00:52:03look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh
00:52:13let's try it on oh yeah now here's uh here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one
00:52:22for big brother
00:52:22right right there come to papa yeah my boy all right all right so we got to talk about this
00:52:32uh
00:52:32this wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into
00:52:38chris martin on the plane he says the band is free you like cold play right dad we can't have
00:52:46the
00:52:46wedding at the hollywood bowl oh well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that
00:52:52not too big plenty room for cold play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like
00:52:59this
00:52:59what something wrong with Amelia no everything's great it's better than great honestly but we cannot
00:53:09have a big flashy wedding that's our thing it's not Amelia's thing i think it'd make it uncomfortable
00:53:18wow i never thought of that you know you have a very good point there
00:53:25i'm very impressed you've never acted like this with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt
00:53:32like this with another girl sounds like you might be falling in love love yeah i don't know
00:53:44all right all right change the deal gonna cancel the hollywood bowl all right and then we'll have a
00:53:50nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad no cold play
00:54:05so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:54:15and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:54:26would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to
00:54:33cover
00:54:33that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating i brought
00:54:42a prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah Amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything is it michelangelo
00:54:54is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong and give him a
00:55:01wedgie
00:55:01so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's see
00:55:09it's me i have to tell you something
00:55:16i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones it's
00:55:24the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything for you
00:55:30actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome we need
00:55:39to get you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories you
00:55:51heard
00:55:51what he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to epcot
00:55:58he's not actually like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into
00:56:05your pants Amelia if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him
00:56:17yeah meet him maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it
00:56:23please me just give him the chance fine yes only one yes
00:56:34you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:56:38you better bring the whole bottle thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer
00:56:47free we need to celebrate michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world
00:56:56to me right you mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
00:57:02have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
00:57:16it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis
00:57:28nice to finally meet you let's see
00:57:33so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
00:57:41how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 Domperion Amelia said that's the year that you were
00:57:47born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend that
00:57:54much on a drink
00:57:578.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a
00:58:08drink
00:58:28you've hardly touched your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
00:58:39so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up you don't mind do
00:58:47you fire away so i know you two have been having your fun um but what's this relationship gonna look
00:58:59like once that honeymoon phase wears off i don't think it's going to
00:59:05that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on
00:59:12that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
00:59:17let's
00:59:17see look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm
00:59:26open to
00:59:27anything see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
00:59:33we know now easy betsy i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really
00:59:41cared about amelia you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a
00:59:48ring
00:59:48on your finger michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now it's
00:59:53no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met him she gets it from you are you gonna let him
00:59:57talk to
00:59:58me like that amelia you started it why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my
01:00:09best interests no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair
01:00:15michelangelo she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest
01:00:19bastard in beverly hills and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:00:23you know what you can't talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:00:31that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she
01:00:36can say
01:00:36whatever she wants not to me you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:00:41see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:00:45doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement
01:00:51oh is that all i earn to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation it's not what
01:00:56i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even
01:01:04know what
01:01:04that means shut the fuck up you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's
01:01:11over we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know
01:01:21what happens when you tell rich people secrets amelia i know this is hard to hear but
01:01:32he did the right thing you do so much better than him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't
01:01:41have
01:01:41said that we can talk about it on the road get packing and if we leave now we can get
01:01:47to mexico
01:01:47by dawn lay low for a bit mexico or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by
01:01:55the dino
01:01:55lovinos or worse i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you
01:02:03about the contract it's not like i told the media you don't know that we're liabilities lose ends you
01:02:12should listen to more true kind podcast get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now
01:02:22yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night see you could have
01:02:29a sniper on us it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:02:52you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off i've just been busy but
01:03:02it's over with now you should punish me for straying you make me sick i make me sick
01:03:22nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:03:31okay let's get this over with
01:03:36is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry chantel
01:03:43i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:03:56amelia broke up with me
01:04:01it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:04:07never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:04:10fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:04:16i just wanted to come back to me
01:04:22i'll be there
01:04:30amelia hi dad
01:04:32gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:04:43romulus what oh wait well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically
01:04:51in the
01:04:51house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night
01:04:56but
01:04:56he won't come back well we can help you find him yeah right oh good thanks good gucci this better
01:05:08not be a trap just come on
01:05:13gucci gucci gucci hey hey where's michael angelo huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here
01:05:19with you oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:05:23oh where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's it's gucci's favorite
01:05:30prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will smart move dude here ladies take a piece of
01:05:37for sure over here yeah that's it give me the urt
01:05:53gucci
01:05:57gucci
01:05:59oh
01:06:02we've been looking for him all night long
01:06:05we're never gonna find him don't give up dad he's just off having a
01:06:09little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:06:13see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side of
01:06:19him
01:06:20He's really there for his dad.
01:06:23His dad's dog.
01:06:25So you approve now?
01:06:27They didn't say that.
01:06:31Coochie!
01:06:35Coochie!
01:06:36My boy's back!
01:06:38Oh!
01:06:45Okay, okay.
01:06:47I'm a little closer to approving.
01:06:56I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:07:03A little.
01:07:05It's okay.
01:07:06Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:07:09They just leave out part of the story.
01:07:13Amelia, can we talk?
01:07:17Please.
01:07:20Amelia, can we talk?
01:07:24Please.
01:07:27Okay.
01:07:35Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:07:41I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:07:49I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:07:55Thanks for saying that.
01:07:58I needed to hear that.
01:08:01And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:08:04You're not one.
01:08:07I'm still learning new things about you.
01:08:10Most of them are good.
01:08:13I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:08:16I'm not.
01:08:19You're not?
01:08:20What do you mean?
01:08:22Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:08:26I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:08:29And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:08:35I want to know that our love is real.
01:08:40Dad.
01:08:41What is it, son?
01:08:42I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:08:46Why, son?
01:08:48Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:08:52And not because of some legal obligation.
01:08:57But because she wants to.
01:09:04Consider our contract null and void.
01:09:14Amelia, where will it be?
01:09:18Will you marry me?
01:09:21Will you marry me?
01:09:24Yes.
01:09:25I'll marry you.
01:09:42You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:09:45And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:09:48Look at me.
01:09:49I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:09:54All right, all right, you two.
01:09:55That's enough, all right?
01:09:57We spent this whole night together.
01:09:59Come over to my place, all right?
01:10:01We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:10:05Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:10:07I think I can get used to it.
01:10:09And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:10:12I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:10:15Especially Coldplay.
01:10:17We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:10:19It was worth a try.
01:10:21Okay.
01:10:43And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:10:46Michelangelo?
01:10:50Amelia.
01:10:53Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:10:59I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:11:06I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:11:13I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:11:21And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy
01:11:32daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:11:38Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:11:44I love you so much.
01:11:52I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.
01:11:59Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:12:03Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:12:11And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:12:17I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:12:19Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:12:21I love you.
01:12:22With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband
01:12:28and wife.
01:12:30You may kiss your bride.
01:12:39Thanks.
01:12:41I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:12:44I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:12:48It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:12:53Me too!
01:12:56Let's clap.
01:12:59Me too!
01:13:03Me too!
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