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Bloody Puke Death On Owen Island
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00:00:00Excuse me!
00:00:01Just fine!
00:00:03Well I forget it!
00:00:04I'm just gonna turn your game off!
00:00:06Since you're being so mean to me!
00:00:10The necklace.
00:00:12I stole it, child.
00:00:14You may come, and you may try to do something about it.
00:00:17But in the end, you're only more dead meat for me to control, to manipulate.
00:00:27Oh, is that a zombie?
00:00:28Oh!
00:00:30Oh!
00:00:31Oh!
00:00:33Oh!
00:00:34Oh!
00:00:58Oh!
00:00:59Oh!
00:01:01Oh!
00:01:03Oh!
00:01:05Oh!
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:16Oh!
00:01:18Oh!
00:01:18Oh!
00:01:18Oh!
00:01:20Oh, oh!
00:01:25I came to this creepy evil island because I got a letter from my friend.
00:01:33She moved to the island not too long ago, and now she says there's some curse and some witch.
00:01:55I don't have much going on this summer break, so I decided to live there for a little bit.
00:02:04I hope no creepy evil witch tries to raise the dead and eat my brain.
00:02:47The town was pretty cool, but there was an ominous feeling about it.
00:02:55The smell permeated the air like the stench of the dead.
00:03:08It was a reek, like a reek of putrefaction.
00:03:23It was a reek of putrefaction.
00:03:24It's soWhat you can see.
00:03:24Ooh no !
00:03:42We can see clean and clean and clean and cool goodbye!
00:03:43It is fun with you!
00:03:51The windows explanation would be amazing!
00:04:15Welcome to the crazy, crazy island.
00:04:17I feel a very big sense of dread here.
00:04:19Yeah, it was kind of ugly when you see the creepy island.
00:04:22I had a very nice day. Can you send me to my room?
00:04:26Well, I can send you to your room all right.
00:04:29Nice!
00:04:57Okay, we're going to be out of here. You're really going to be out of here.
00:05:06Where are your parents?
00:05:07I think zombies might have eaten them.
00:05:14Just be your room for when you stay on the edge.
00:05:20What do you think?
00:05:21Pretty nice.
00:05:23Well, I'll leave you to it. I have some serious business.
00:05:31Let's go.
00:05:32Let's go.
00:05:54Let's go.
00:05:56Let's go.
00:05:57Let's go.
00:06:23Emily, I'm trying to make contact with you from my dimension.
00:06:27But it's hard to get through. There's a curse on the island. Can you hear me? Emily, hello?
00:06:36I'll try to make contact with your father, but it's really hard to get through too.
00:06:44What do you think?
00:07:01I'm going to make contact with her.
00:07:04I am going to break to the island.
00:07:08I'm going to make contact with your father.
00:07:11It is the power of my letters to eat your brain!
00:07:21That was one creepy evil witch!
00:07:57I wonder how my dad is doing back on the mainland. I hope he's not bored.
00:08:05Don't forget children, if you vote for the political party opposing my personal idealistic views of our utopian future, you
00:08:13are inherently racist.
00:08:15You don't want to be racist anymore, do you?
00:08:18Grant more federal powers and you will escape your racist roots and you may come forward with me into the
00:08:26future of happiness and prosperity where no more pronouns exist.
00:08:34Help me help me, Captain.ificaciĆ³n
00:08:38it Mo? Is
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00:08:53is it Mo? Is
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00:08:58it Mo? Is
00:08:59it Mo? Is
00:09:00it Mo?
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00:11:07I'm going to use a human vessel to transmit my voice.
00:11:13My voice.
00:11:36Hello?
00:11:36Hello?
00:11:37Hi.
00:11:38Is this Sinkin' Cabretti?
00:11:42Speaking.
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45I just wanted to let you know that I'm your sexy neighbor.
00:11:48And if you go upstairs and wait outside your window for about 10 minutes, you'll see something
00:11:54really interesting.
00:11:57Upstairs?
00:11:58Really?
00:12:00Okay.
00:12:01Alright.
00:12:02I'll go check it out.
00:12:03I'll go check it out.
00:12:06Wonderful.
00:12:07Now don't blink, or you'll miss it.
00:12:15Wonderful.
00:12:23Now don't blink, or you'll miss it.
00:12:44This is a bad thing.
00:12:44Very bad thing.
00:12:44I'm out to let you know that I'm your host.
00:12:45I wouldn't wrap up.
00:12:45Now go back to the house and wait for me.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:53When you're a gift, we'll use a knife.
00:13:04I'll be able to address your friend.
00:13:04I'll be able to let you know.
00:13:26That evil presence told me
00:13:29that the treasure will be in this basement.
00:13:33Where is it?
00:13:34I can't wait until it's all mine,
00:13:37then I can go to the clinic and eat me some dead babies.
00:13:42Now that that idiot Lincoln is out of the way,
00:13:45it's all mine.
00:13:47But where is it?
00:13:58I can't wait to taste those dead,
00:14:01dead corpse of cells.
00:14:03And then,
00:14:04I'm going to go do me some death.
00:14:06Because if there's one thing I want more than dead babies,
00:14:09it's turning up.
00:14:13What is all this?
00:14:24Now this ought to be worse than what I do.
00:14:28What am I thinking?
00:14:29This is garbage.
00:14:45No!
00:14:48No!
00:14:49No!
00:14:50No!
00:14:51No!
00:14:56She tricked me again.
00:15:23Come in.
00:15:26What's up?
00:15:28How's your stay been on your creepy deadly island?
00:15:31It's been okay, but it's been pretty creepy and deadly.
00:15:36I've been having some pretty creepy deadly nightmares lately.
00:15:39Creepy deadly island nightmares?
00:15:42The creepiest, most deadliest, most islandiest nightmares I've ever had.
00:15:48Well, this is a creepy deadly island.
00:15:55Creepy.
00:15:56Wait a minute.
00:15:57Have you been having creepy deadly dreams about an island witch?
00:16:01Yes!
00:16:01A creepy deadly island witch.
00:16:04Wait!
00:16:05I actually know the legend of the creepy deadly island witch.
00:16:09What's the legend?
00:16:11The legend says that the evil witch from the island ate a bunch of brains for evil power.
00:16:18Are you telling me that on this island right here,
00:16:22that an evil witch ate a bunch of brains for power?
00:16:28Yes!
00:16:38Why'd you have to say yes all creepy like that?
00:16:44Because it's a very creepy thing.
00:16:56It's my intention to rid the island of this curse.
00:16:59And I think that's why I'm here.
00:17:01What is the purpose of this dragon puppet?
00:17:05Originally I wanted to use it to fight the evil powers, but it doesn't work.
00:17:10That's great, but you can't tell me what to do!
00:17:30It doesn't work.
00:17:32It doesn't work.
00:17:33It doesn't work, it doesn't work.
00:17:43I don't know if you are scared.
00:17:45quite the same thing.
00:17:49Well Disneyland has really suggested that you beautyCC could be.
00:17:52You know her from where she knocks on her computer
00:17:52to be able to go to her house,
00:17:58your nį»Æak is not to see them.
00:17:59this basement. No, I'm glad you're having fun. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
00:18:08It's not picking up.
00:18:15It's a stink.
00:18:21I thought I turned these lights off.
00:18:26Where the heck did I put my signed Milli Vanilli albums?
00:18:37I seriously didn't...
00:18:45Ugh!
00:18:48Please don't tell me I got another jet body.
00:18:54Gosh. He's wearing a mudduster shirt too.
00:18:58Not again.
00:19:10Ni hao, Ms. Fujitani. Hey, I'm really sorry to bother you.
00:19:14Hello, Lincoln. I am Japanese, not Chinese. How may I help you?
00:19:20Yeah, I've got a... There's a corpse has appeared in my basement, so clearly another corpse curse has been put
00:19:27on me yet again, and I've had success in the past, but you just strike me as the kind of
00:19:32person who might be able to help me through this latest development. You seem like the kind of person who
00:19:36might know about these kind of things, being Chinese and everything.
00:19:39I am Japanese, not Chinese.
00:19:41Ah, so... I'm sorry. Do you have any advice for me that might help me take care of this?
00:19:47Yes. I'm familiar with this type of course.
00:19:53Can you give me any advice?
00:19:56All you have to do is drink a lot of water, and the problem will be solved.
00:20:03Okay, I can drink a lot of water that will just make me have to pee a lot, but what
00:20:07does that have to do with taking care of the curse?
00:20:09It won't solve the curse. But if you have to go to the bathroom a lot, you won't be able
00:20:17to think about the curse. Problem solved.
00:20:23Okay, alright.
00:20:24Well, English is not good.
00:20:26It's an option. I guess I'll get to it. Anyway, uh, uh, uh,
00:20:31Thank you. Thank you very much.
00:20:33I'm Japanese. I'm happy I could be here. Goodbye. Sayonara.
00:20:40Thank you, Ms. Grinjitai. All right, I'll give a shout. Bye bye.
00:20:44Thank you, bye bye.
00:20:50Bye bye.
00:20:52Bye bye.
00:20:55Bye bye.
00:20:58Bye bye.
00:21:00Bye bye.
00:21:03I don't know.
00:21:40I don't know.
00:22:11This won't do.
00:22:12I'm just avoiding the inevitable.
00:22:14This won't break the curse.
00:22:15This won't help me.
00:22:16I need to find a more permanent method.
00:22:19But what?
00:22:20Technology.
00:22:21Olexel.
00:22:22Olexel, of course.
00:22:25Olexel.
00:22:35I think you're the only one who can help me with this.
00:22:38I've got another corpse curse thing going on.
00:22:41There's a dead body in my basement.
00:22:44What should I do?
00:22:44Lincoln, to break the curse, you must eat the heart of the curse.
00:22:51The whole heart?
00:22:53The entire heart.
00:22:56And that's going to make the curse go away totally, right?
00:23:00Fight the whole thing.
00:23:01The entire heart for the curse will remain.
00:23:06Okay.
00:23:07That's what I'm going to go do.
00:23:09I'm going to cut out the heart and I'm going to eat it.
00:23:11The whole thing.
00:23:11Good luck.
00:23:12And do not turn to Christianity.
00:23:15It is fake.
00:23:19Oh, hey.
00:23:21Thanks, Olexel.
00:23:22As always, you're your lifesaver.
00:23:24Always there.
00:23:25You're a devil.
00:23:25And technology.
00:23:26And man.
00:23:28And he's awesome.
00:23:29Making my favor.
00:23:30Yes.
00:23:32To the spirit grounds.
00:23:34To learn the truth.
00:23:36To share the truth.
00:23:37To learn the truth of God's truth.
00:23:40Jesus.
00:23:43Amen.
00:23:44Amen.
00:24:10Okay, okay.
00:24:13Three.
00:24:15Five.
00:24:155, 4, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:24:50Oh, fuck you.
00:24:53Oh, fuck you.
00:24:55Oh, fuck you.
00:24:58Oh, fuck you.
00:25:24Oh, fuck you.
00:25:47Oh, fuck you.
00:26:21Oh, fuck you.
00:26:47Oh, fuck you.
00:26:55Oh, fuck you.
00:26:57Oh, fuck you.
00:27:09Oh, fuck you.
00:27:21Oh, fuck you.
00:27:26Oh, fuck you.
00:27:40Oh, fuck you.
00:27:43Oh, fuck you.
00:27:52Oh, fuck you.
00:28:00Oh, fuck you.
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Oh.
00:28:10Oh.
00:28:10Oh.
00:28:11Oh.
00:28:12I don't know.
00:28:54What is the purpose of this creepy evil wizard?
00:28:58The purpose is death.
00:29:01Death?
00:29:04Yep.
00:29:12Death!
00:29:16Death!
00:29:21Death!
00:32:10I haven't looked in the basement because I'm just too queasy to even give it a shot,
00:32:15but I still feel like there's kind of like this cursy thing going on around here.
00:32:20Did you eat the heart?
00:32:22Yes, I hate the entire heart, just like you said.
00:32:25You were not supposed to eat the heart.
00:32:27What do you mean I wasn't supposed to eat the entire thing you told me?
00:32:30You were supposed to eat the intestines?
00:32:33You were supposed to eat the intestines.
00:32:34The intestines?
00:32:36Okay, okay, so like the small intestines or the large intestine?
00:32:40The entire digestive tract.
00:32:42Large intestine, small intestine, colon, and all the other goodies that come with it.
00:32:48And the curse will be over.
00:32:49And the curse will be over completely.
00:32:51I eat the whole thing and it's done.
00:32:52Enjoy your feasting, Lincoln.
00:32:55And all hail technology and its supreme knowledge.
00:33:03Okay, okay, all right, well, I'm going to get to it.
00:33:07Looks like I got a pretty hefty meal ahead of me, so I'll try to go.
00:33:12But also, as usual, I'm glad I can count on you.
00:33:15So, uh...
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00:38:20She's awesome.
00:38:41Hey, Marigold, can you come in?
00:38:42I need your help with something.
00:38:44Sure.
00:39:04Wait, why are we fighting each other when we should be fighting the creepy, evil island
00:39:08witch?
00:39:10That's great, but you can't tell me what to do.
00:39:41Let's go.
00:39:42Let's go.
00:39:43Let's go.
00:39:51Let's go.
00:39:57Let's go.
00:39:59Let's go.
00:40:21Emily, you must listen to me.
00:40:24What are you?
00:40:25I am not of your world.
00:40:28I do not understand human nature.
00:40:32But I have come to realize that when humans make bodily noises, everybody makes sounds
00:40:39that at first I could not interpret, but now I understand to be laughter, merriment, joy,
00:40:48amusement.
00:40:48So when I make a sound like this, people laugh usually.
00:40:55I don't fully comprehend the nature of this, but I do understand it is a uniquely human phenomenon.
00:41:02I do not understand.
00:41:04Despite all this, I am moving away from my cold and uncaring nature, which is only natural
00:41:11from my lightless dimension.
00:41:13But I want to know more about humans.
00:41:16And in doing so, I have learned that helping is the best way to intertwine my own nature
00:41:23with that of the dimension of God's light.
00:41:26Please understand.
00:41:28I have come here to communicate to you that you are in grave danger.
00:41:33The blue girl that traverses dimensions and studies skulls of different species was not
00:41:38able to access this region of your world.
00:41:41And she has given me a message to transfer to you as I am more capable of accessing this
00:41:46sector.
00:41:47You are to find a dagger that will only present itself to your unique soul.
00:41:52Only with this dagger will you be able to separate the necklace of power from the witch
00:41:57who stole the artifact.
00:41:59Thereby severing her malevolent energies that she has used to raise the dead.
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:05A dagger?
00:42:06Necklace?
00:42:08Okay.
00:42:09Then all the stupid hippie college students on Owen Island can go back to bellyaching about
00:42:14student loan forgiveness because they can't find a job that pays for watching squirrels.
00:42:20Okay.
00:42:21I appreciate the help, but I'm trying to sleep, so could you just go in?
00:42:26I'm 18,000 people.
00:42:27I'll be 18,000 people.
00:42:34I'm 18,000 people.
00:42:34Next day.
00:42:34Next day.
00:42:35Okay.
00:42:36Okay.
00:42:37Okay.
00:42:38Okay.
00:42:40Okay.
00:42:46All right.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:48Okay.
00:43:00What the...
00:43:02What the...
00:43:03Are you...
00:43:32Oh, I'm not a very confrontational person.
00:43:33I'm having a lot of trouble saying this, but I've just got to be perfectly blunt here,
00:43:37and I'm just having a lot of doubts about our relationship.
00:43:46The corpse that I just ate the entire intestinal tract of...
00:43:50Look, I haven't checked because I just don't want to look anymore if I don't absolutely have to
00:43:56because it makes me sick and my entrails are full of a dead person's entrails.
00:44:00But I'll tell you what, even though I can't see it, I can smell it.
00:44:03It's starting to decompose.
00:44:05So I need you to tell me where I went wrong.
00:44:08I mean, like the orifices? Did I need to get the orifices?
00:44:12Lincoln.
00:44:13Foolish human.
00:44:13You were not supposed to eat the intestines.
00:44:15I told you all along you were supposed to eat the eyeballs.
00:44:22The eyes.
00:44:23Of course.
00:44:25And you made a mistake.
00:44:26It's no big deal, right?
00:44:28Okay, the eyes.
00:44:29I can handle this.
00:44:30I can do that.
00:44:31Alright.
00:44:31I do this and it's going to be done.
00:44:33Right?
00:44:33Like finished?
00:44:35Hmm.
00:44:36Both of the eyeballs and the curse would be lifted forever.
00:44:41All excellent.
00:44:42You're beautiful.
00:44:43Thank you so much.
00:44:44Hey, everyone makes mistakes.
00:44:45I'm sorry.
00:44:45I was getting a little heated there.
00:44:46Okay?
00:44:47Just the anxiety of this situation.
00:44:49You know what I'm saying?
00:44:49But look, look, look.
00:44:50Five star review coming your way.
00:44:52Watch for it soon.
00:44:53Okay?
00:44:54I'm going to go get this done.
00:44:55I love you.
00:44:56Seriously.
00:44:56I love you.
00:44:57Mmm.
00:45:05by bwd6
00:45:43I'll see you next time.
00:46:19I'll see you next time.
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00:47:59I'll see you next time.
00:48:03I'll see you next time.
00:48:48I'm running.
00:49:10I'll see you next time.
00:49:48I'll see you next time.
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00:54:10The only thing.
00:54:37I'll see you next time.
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00:57:37I'll see you next time.
00:57:46I... I... I... I...
00:57:50What do you mean?
00:58:20What is this?
00:58:21Some kind of premonition?
00:58:23Some vision of the future?
00:58:25Of what is about to transpire on that evil, creepy island?
00:58:29Oh, an island where my own daughter is hanging out right now!
00:58:34Oh no!
00:58:35Undead ghouls from Hades!
00:58:37Oh no, no, no, no, no!
00:58:38Not the children!
00:58:39Not the children!
00:58:41The adults are fine.
00:58:43You can kill the adults.
00:58:44They've lived long, full life.
00:58:45They probably deserve it anyway.
00:58:47But not the children!
00:58:48Not the children!
00:59:03Who are you?
00:59:05Lincoln, stop eating this body.
00:59:07I've been trying to use it as a radio to get to you.
00:59:10You've been trying to reach me through the corpse?
00:59:12This was a wicked man who meant only evil, so I took him from your world.
00:59:17But I just ate its heart, its intestines, and its eyeballs.
00:59:21Why didn't you tell me before?
00:59:22You were never supposed to eat it.
00:59:24You were just supposed to listen.
00:59:25But you kept cutting it up before I could ever get a word out.
00:59:29Ugh, I ate all those guts for nothing.
00:59:53Emily.
00:59:55I've got to help Emily.
01:00:16Talk to me.
01:00:21Your daughter is in grave danger on Owen Island.
01:00:29She must find the dagger that will present itself only to one such as she.
01:00:35A dagger?
01:00:37Okay.
01:00:39Go Lincoln, help your daughter.
01:00:42Okay.
01:00:42Alright.
01:00:43I'll tell her.
01:00:47I've been having trouble getting through to her.
01:00:51Look, if I can't get a hold of her on the phone, I've got to go to that island.
01:00:54And look, I know you're starting to rot.
01:00:57I'll bury this corpse when I get back.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:00:59I've got to go help my daughter.
01:01:03Bye.
01:01:05If only people would clear out worldly thoughts.
01:01:09Find peace and listen.
01:01:10Pick up.
01:01:11Pick up.
01:01:12Pick up.
01:01:13Emily, come on.
01:01:14Pick up.
01:01:19I've got to go to that island.
01:01:41I always felt like there was something bigger than me watching over me.
01:01:46Just because I couldn't see it with my own two whys.
01:01:50I couldn't believe.
01:01:54And then I started to.
01:02:06The zombie infection rages across the island.
01:02:09There is little refuge for the stupid island yuppies.
01:02:13I think it's kind of funny.
01:02:14But then I remember it's also pretty evil and that's not cool at all.
01:02:18It just needs to jump in real life.
01:02:26So.
01:02:27Everything still needs to be super Brasilian.
01:02:29Later.
01:02:31And this will stick etiquette.
01:02:32Let them put this place.
01:02:32Please.
01:02:32We'll be able to do it with examples.
01:02:32Let them come in real life.
01:02:45How do you...
01:02:47Let them be interesting to you,
01:02:48to join them around in the book.
01:03:09Hey, is that a zombie?
01:03:20Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:03:49Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:03:50Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:03Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:18Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:21Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:37Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:49Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:53Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:56Oh shit, he's coming to eat us!
01:04:59Come on, you stupid thing, get into the sand!
01:05:02Come on!
01:05:02Ah, Santa Claus, I've got me another gun!
01:05:04I hate this!
01:05:06I give up!
01:05:07I just give up!
01:05:08I'm tired!
01:05:09You crap!
01:05:10I'm trying to be stupid, stupid, stupid!
01:05:13Aw man, is that not a monster?
01:05:15Oh no!
01:05:17It is!
01:05:18That's a monster!
01:05:19Uh oh!
01:05:20Oh no!
01:05:22I better run!
01:05:23I'm terrified!
01:05:24Oh ho ho ho!
01:05:25Here I go!
01:05:26I'm gonna get away from this monster!
01:05:28I lived to see...
01:05:29Oh no!
01:05:32Man, the monsters are stinky!
01:05:34Oh no!
01:05:38Ah!
01:05:40Ah!
01:05:41Ah!
01:05:43Ah!
01:05:43Ah!
01:05:43Ah!
01:05:46Ah!
01:05:46They'll never find out where I am.
01:05:48Ah!
01:05:49I have no clue!
01:05:52Ah!
01:05:53Ah!
01:05:54What's the sp...
01:05:55Oh my gosh, that's a stagon zombie!
01:05:58Whoa no!
01:06:01Whoa!
01:06:02Nooo!
01:06:03Whoa!
01:06:04Here I go, wee!
01:06:06He he he he!
01:06:07Get away from me, you evil zombie!
01:06:10uh-oh it's getting pretty close now where should i go left right
01:06:18please just make it quick
01:06:38hey what's that stupid thing maybe it's a zombie
01:06:45let's see yep that's a zombie all right
01:06:51maybe i should run maybe i should skip let me think hold on i was getting kind of close
01:07:11oh my ankle i broke my ankle somebody please help
01:07:37this sure is a nice fence i wonder what it's made of
01:07:41so sturdy
01:07:42hmm i wonder how my kids are doing
01:07:44uh-oh oh no oh
01:07:52oh
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01:10:00the curse I can feel it permeating this island like a butt about to poop
01:10:20oh
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01:11:10her. I didn't get the address for where she's staying, which I guess was kind of negligent of
01:11:15me, but at least I got the right island. Anyway, to pass the time between searching for clues to
01:11:20her whereabouts, I've brought my book by Freddie Prinze Jr. back to the kitchen. I can't wait to
01:11:25try some of these scrumptious recipes, even though I don't think I brought the right kitchenware
01:11:29and ingredients. Still, Freddie is so cool. He actually married a vampire slayer. I hope one
01:11:36day I can marry a vampire slayer too, and while our wives go out to slay vampires, Freddie and me
01:11:41can cook some delicious, healthy dishes blazing with green chili flavor. Last-minute chicken thighs
01:11:47with easy black beans and rice? How can I go wrong? I can't wait to cook all 75 delicious, real
01:11:53recipes.
01:11:54Wait a minute. What's that sound? Sounds like...
01:11:59ZOMBIEES!
01:12:00Oh no. Oh no. Where's he coming from?
01:12:06Oh no! No!
01:12:11Okay. Okay. When you think because think think think.
01:12:14Freddie! Where are you? Freddie?
01:12:18Ohh... Freddie! I sure could use some of your delicious dishes right about now.
01:12:23Oh no.
01:12:26Go away! Freddy!
01:12:32I don't want to talk about you.
01:13:04The dagger, it calls to me. I must find it and defeat the witch.
01:13:39The dagger, it calls to me.
01:14:02That funky blob deal told me I just have to separate the necklace from her.
01:14:17What are you doing out here? You know they're zombies, don't you?
01:14:21Yeah, but I'm here to stop the zombies, because I like this island.
01:14:25Are you sure about that? Pretty sure.
01:14:29I hope you, but they're pretty scary, though. And deadly.
01:14:32That's why I found my magic dagger of death.
01:14:35Oh, magic dagger of death? Sounds pretty intense.
01:14:39Oh, it's intense, alright.
01:14:41You like ice cream?
01:14:42Oh yeah, I love ice cream.
01:14:44Well, maybe once you're done with all this, we can meet up and have some ice cream.
01:14:48Here.
01:15:40Child, come here. I want to tell you a secret.
01:15:45Closer. Come a little closer, dear.
01:15:52I've got a special secret.
01:15:57I'm sorry, I love it.
01:15:59I'm scared.
01:16:00Oh, I love...
01:16:02Here I go.
01:16:03Oh, I love...
01:16:28Oh, my God.
01:16:37Come on, let's go.
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01:17:27Ow!
01:17:27No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:17:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:17:40YAAAHH!
01:17:43Ow!
01:17:44Ow!
01:17:44Ow!
01:17:44Ah-oh!
01:17:46Oh!
01:17:49Oh, oh!
01:17:53Yaaaah!
01:17:55Oh, oh!
01:18:05Oh, oh!
01:18:08Ha ha ha!
01:18:09Hahaha!
01:18:09You'll do this right now.
01:18:18I'll never know what you tell me.
01:18:20Why, why, why, why, why?
01:18:21I don't know.
01:18:23I don't know.
01:18:24I don't know.
01:18:24I don't know.
01:18:25I don't know.
01:18:29You ever really wanna guess birds of me, raisers?
01:18:35Razers!
01:18:36It goes down.
01:18:37Where is it? Where is it?
01:19:08Hooray!
01:19:14So, you've come, Emery.
01:19:19By now you know whatever power has been served upon you.
01:19:24In no match what powers I wield on this curse of gratis,
01:19:29united with death, sweat, poop, and misery.
01:19:32Behold, I possess this stolen necklace.
01:19:37Where it came from, I will tell.
01:19:40But I will say this.
01:19:41You cannot defeat me as long as I possess its power.
01:19:47Wait a minute.
01:19:49Where? Where?
01:19:50Where did you get that data?
01:19:53Stay away from me!
01:19:55Are you ready?
01:19:56No!
01:19:57Are you ready?
01:19:58No!
01:19:59Don't you dare!
01:20:00Ah!
01:20:02Ah!
01:20:02Haah!
01:20:04Shoo!
01:20:05Haah!
01:20:07Haah!
01:20:08Haah!
01:20:10Haah!
01:20:15Haah!
01:20:18Häø€ę¬”!
01:20:30To be continued...
01:20:58To be continued...
01:21:28To be continued...
01:22:13To be continued...
01:22:18You got rid of it?
01:22:19Here, let me show you where I'm staying.
01:22:21It has a lot of stuffed animals.
01:22:23Okay.
01:22:30Well, this is a pretty nice place you got, Emily.
01:22:33I'm proud of you, sweetheart.
01:22:37Yeah, it's a pretty nice place on this island.
01:22:40Pretty creepy, though.
01:22:41I know you said you defeated that curse, but I'm still getting some pretty negative vibes out there.
01:22:47I've seen some pretty weird things on this island lately.
01:22:52But of all the weird things I've seen on this island, the worst thing I've seen is people eating other
01:23:01people.
01:23:08And if I were to ever meet anybody who ate the flesh of other humans, I would have to kill
01:23:17them.
01:23:27Hey, do you want to go get the ice cream we're talking about?
01:23:30That sounds scrumptious.
01:23:35I'm going to sleep.
01:23:47My new friend's name is Rachel.
01:23:49She's been living on the island a while.
01:23:52She's really cool.
01:23:56Maybe this place isn't so bad after all.
01:24:02That ice cream was delicious.
01:24:04But these jelly beans are tri-funk.
01:24:16I hope these dead sheep will never come out of their graves.
01:24:20They're not in their graves.
01:24:21They're up there.
01:24:23Hopefully.
01:24:30Well, it's a good thing the zombies are dead now.
01:24:33Mm-hmm.
01:24:35Do you like dogs?
01:24:37Yeah, but I like cats better.
01:24:40I guess that's all right.
01:24:49I hate the flesh of man.
01:24:52Is this it?
01:24:53Is this my destiny?
01:24:54Am I cursed?
01:24:56Has this awful, stinky island of death got me in its grips?
01:25:00Will I live forever as an undead ghoul?
01:25:04Please.
01:25:05Show me the way.
01:25:06Show me an answer.
01:25:08What?
01:25:10What are you?
01:25:11No.
01:25:12No.
01:25:14You.
01:25:14You can't be the answer.
01:25:17You're not my destiny.
01:25:18You're a lie.
01:25:20You can't be real.
01:25:21Oh, you're so stupid looking.
01:25:24This can't be it.
01:25:25This is not the end.
01:25:27This is not my life.
01:25:28This is not my...
01:25:29This is not who I am.
01:25:30You.
01:25:31You are not the answer.
01:25:33You're...
01:25:33You're just...
01:25:34No.
01:25:35Oh.
01:25:36No.
01:25:42No.
01:25:44No.
01:25:45Oh, my God.
01:26:34You are not your body.
01:26:57You are not your body.
01:27:15You are not your body.
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