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Midday Black Midnight Blue 2022
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00:00:11You
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00:01:43getting back to work, you're going to see more demand on the brakes, still a significant decrease.
00:02:41You're going to see more demand on the brakes.
00:02:43Let's go.
00:03:13I can never imagine you're alone
00:03:19Until I'm fool enough to take you back
00:03:25I can't say no
00:03:29Surely you're the devil and she's the man
00:04:10I can never judge anyone
00:05:23Cash or card?
00:05:27Account.
00:05:30In your brother's name, right?
00:05:31Yeah.
00:05:34How's your dad?
00:05:35Fucking strokes.
00:05:37That's what you fucking get.
00:05:39Smoke and drink your whole life.
00:05:40I'm loving everything made in a hole.
00:05:44Beep.
00:05:51Beep.
00:05:57Beep.
00:05:59Beep.
00:06:03Beep.
00:06:33WHISTLE BLOWS
00:06:50DON'T LET ANYBODY TELL YOU THAT A LAKE IS A FUCKING OCEAN.
00:07:01NEVER LET SOMEONE TELL YOU THAT SOMETHING'S AN OCEAN WHEN IT'S A FUCKING LAKE.
00:07:07NEVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT SOMETHING'S AN OCEAN WHEN IT'S A FUCKING LAKE.
00:07:13NEVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT SOMETHING'S AN OCEAN WHEN IT'S A FUCKING LAKE.
00:07:30IN, IT'S YOUR BROTHER.
00:07:31PICK UP THE PHONE.
00:07:34WE'RE TAKING THE 630 FERRY.
00:07:37WE'RE GETTING TAKEOUT.
00:07:39SO LET US KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
00:07:43I'M GONNA KEEP CALLING UNTIL YOU PICK UP.
00:07:47JUST DO NOODLES AND RICE.
00:07:50OKAY, SO CHINESE YOU WANT?
00:07:52UH, WANTON OR HOT AND SOUR?
00:07:55I CAN GET BOTH.
00:07:58I DON'T FUCKING CARE.
00:08:00OKAY.
00:08:00WE'LL SURPRISE YOU.
00:08:11DUDE, YELK'S HAD A STROKE.
00:08:16YOU REMEMBER, DUDE?
00:08:17DUDE, STORY.
00:08:19LOOK AT HIM.
00:08:21HE WANTS THE MARKET.
00:08:36ALL RIGHT.
00:08:59how do you make martha stewart scream twice in one hour
00:09:03oh i have another one all right uh okay oh uh how do you make martha stewart scream how do
00:09:10you
00:09:10make martha stewart scream twice in one hour you fuck her in the ass and then you wipe her dick
00:09:15on
00:09:15her curtains come on that's fucking funny that's a funny joke you you're an asshole
00:09:31here's a joke you can tell guy walks into the bar with an octopus under his arm it slacks it
00:09:36down on
00:09:37the bar and says bartender i bet you a day's worth of drinks that this octopus can play any fucking
00:09:43instrument you got in this here fucking bar bartender says an octopus that can play any
00:09:49instrument that i might have in this bar you're on chump you start with that piano over in the
00:09:55corner that stand-up piano yeah that stand-up piano takes the octopus over the stand-up piano he does
00:10:00a little warm-up does a little pine top perkins does a little duke ellington plays what have you
00:10:05blows the bartender's socks off bartender says holy shit hold on let me go in the back i've got some
00:10:12other instruments comes out with a guitar fucking octopus tunes it up plays a little jango reinhardt
00:10:19plays a little stevie ray vaughn plays a little acoustic what have you anything you want to hear
00:10:25this octopus will fucking play it the guy with the octopus is like all right are you convinced i'd like
00:10:30a drink please bartender says hold your fucking horses mr octopus man i got a whole lot of shit in
00:10:37the back over the course of the next couple hours he comes back with a drum kit he comes back
00:10:42with a
00:10:42cello he comes back with a harmonica he comes back with a penny whistle he comes back with a bassoon
00:10:52finally it's getting close to like sunset when the happy hour customers are going to come in the
00:10:58guy with the octopus is like listen man this octopus can play anything i told you bartender goes
00:11:06i got one more instrument and i'm gonna go get it and i'm gonna bring it to you i'm gonna
00:11:11give it to
00:11:12your fucking octopus he goes in the back and he comes out with a bagpipe he lays the bagpipes out
00:11:19on
00:11:19the bar in front of the octopus he says play that bagpipe octopus octopus walks up to it lifts up
00:11:27one of
00:11:28the pipes drops it down pokes the bag drops it goes around the other side of the bagpipe lifts up
00:11:36the
00:11:36pipe lops it down the guy with the octopus is like are you gonna play this or what and the
00:11:44octopus looks
00:11:45at him and goes play it if i could get its fucking pajamas off i'd fuck it
00:11:55it's so long to be that bad that's what makes it beautiful no it's not what makes it beautiful it's
00:12:02that's what makes it stupid
00:12:39is that any good
00:12:42is that any good
00:12:46you gave it to me
00:12:53you said that i was the lighthouse
00:12:59you said that you have his defects
00:13:00that doesn't sound like me
00:13:02you
00:13:10you
00:13:11you
00:13:19you
00:13:25Are you lonely?
00:13:28I'm never lonely when I'm with you.
00:13:33You know I'm not really here.
00:13:39I'm somewhere else entirely.
00:13:50So we're going to like go with that.
00:14:05Here he is.
00:14:10You just get up.
00:14:12I am walking into this grocery store and there is this fucking cop who like looks me dead in the
00:14:17eye and I walk up to him and I say,
00:14:17Officer, where is the ATM?
00:14:20Because I don't know how to get there.
00:14:21And he says to me, oh yeah, it's one block down, seven blocks north.
00:14:26I see it over his motherfucking shoulder.
00:14:28And I say to him, thank you, officer.
00:14:31And by the way, no one ever said fuck the fire department.
00:14:35Oh, but seriously, guys, I am from the south.
00:14:37You can be the biggest cocksucker in seven counties.
00:14:39You still know don't hold hands at the grocery store.
00:14:41We live on the hill.
00:14:42Okay.
00:14:43In a luxury condo with security.
00:14:44There are armed, crazy people everywhere.
00:14:47Do you think I want to watch you die in an aisle?
00:14:49I'll get some crazy redneck talks to Jesus on the telephone.
00:14:52I didn't know you could talk to Jesus on the telephone.
00:15:03You thought about someone?
00:15:05You thought about someone?
00:15:10About the speaker, about Tepe Grandi.
00:15:24Come on, man.
00:15:26You're so far, though.
00:15:29If you hate it, I'll find you back.
00:15:39I can have them all to come every day.
00:15:40I know she has to be a fair minimum here.
00:15:42Look at this.
00:15:45Squalor without her.
00:16:12If I'm over there and I get a call,
00:16:15I can't come back fast enough.
00:16:43Think about it.
00:16:53I love you.
00:16:55I love you.
00:16:57Hemingway wasn't a hero at the end of his life.
00:17:10Love you.
00:17:37Love you.
00:18:00Love you.
00:18:39Love you.
00:18:59Love you.
00:19:26Love you.
00:19:39Love you.
00:19:42Love you.
00:19:59Love you.
00:20:13Love you.
00:20:39Love you.
00:20:42Love you.
00:21:09Love you.
00:21:12Love you.
00:21:39Love you.
00:21:45Love you.
00:21:46Love you.
00:21:52Love you.
00:22:11Love you.
00:22:14Love you.
00:22:36Love you.
00:22:39Love you.
00:22:40Love you.
00:23:15Love you.
00:23:23Love you.
00:23:25Love you.
00:23:31Love you.
00:23:55Love you.
00:24:05Love you.
00:24:10Love you.
00:24:13Love you.
00:24:15I don't know.
00:25:00It's so long to be that bad.
00:25:03That's what makes it beautiful.
00:25:05No, it's not what makes it beautiful.
00:25:07It's what makes it stupid.
00:25:09I'll let you sit with it for a while.
00:25:11I'll let you sit with it for a while,
00:25:12then come back and tell me I'm wrong.
00:25:14I dare you.
00:25:46I'll let you sit with it for a while.
00:25:46I'll let you sit with it.
00:25:46I'll let you sit with it.
00:25:46I'm sorry.
00:29:35I always got, um, a spot at the bar you want to come by, throw some darts.
00:29:51I'm sorry about joy.
00:30:11I'm sorry about joy.
00:30:15It really is good to see you.
00:30:17Okay.
00:30:18Okay.
00:30:20Okay.
00:30:21Okay.
00:30:22Okay.
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00:31:06Okay.
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00:32:10Okay.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:18Okay.
00:32:22Okay.
00:32:27Okay.
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00:32:41Okay.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:59Okay.
00:32:59Okay.
00:32:59Okay.
00:32:59Okay.
00:33:00on her you fucking liars and thieves both of my sisters you lied every day and let me tell you
00:33:09how i'll tell you how you said you said you saw him in the lake yeah because i fucking did
00:33:15no you
00:33:16didn't yes i did no i would try to explain to you that it's a whales in a fucking lake
00:33:19yes there
00:33:20are in one lake there are that is exactly what you would say yes because they're true except one lake
00:33:27lake michigan it's so annoying
00:33:37do you think she's happy joy in chicago yeah
00:33:47yeah good for her
00:33:53chicago that's good not fucking leland it's not dad and his boat
00:34:14you were little
00:34:18hey hey i need to get out i know that i know i know that
00:34:26he would have killed me
00:34:27i mean he liked you yeah and he beat the
00:34:35shit out of you he hated me he really fucking hated you
00:34:45he hated me he hated joy too
00:34:50he hated all three of us
00:35:21he hated him
00:35:24he hated him
00:35:26I don't want to let a gardener handle it, but I'm not something I need to stop them.
00:35:33I mean, there's no growing...
00:35:37But...
00:35:38How do you live like this?
00:35:45Ow!
00:35:47Gross.
00:35:47Never let anyone tell you something's an ocean when it's a fucking lake.
00:35:55Girls, at the lake.
00:35:58On the ocean, there's no whales in the lake.
00:36:00There's no ocean in the Midwest.
00:36:05No whales in the lake.
00:36:08I'm gonna try to sell you on shit your whole life.
00:36:12Tell you shit something when it isn't.
00:36:25Never let anyone tell you that something is an ocean when it's a fucking lake.
00:36:35I don't know. I like it. I think I'm gonna stay.
00:36:39I don't know.
00:36:40Watch the Midwest. Watch the Midwest. Move out here with us.
00:36:45Ian, is that you? My sister Joy is here.
00:36:49I mean, there is a real ocean.
00:36:51It's an actual ocean.
00:36:52We can all work with Beth at the bar.
00:36:55We just like her.
00:36:57You have to see Beth every day.
00:36:58I mean, it's a young god.
00:37:00Oh, my God.
00:37:01No.
00:37:03I'm not a ganzen monster.
00:37:06I forget my life.
00:37:06Let's get out of here.
00:37:08Oh, my God.
00:37:28I'm not a singleistic man.
00:37:35I would not have gotten in.
00:37:37You would, if you'd tried.
00:37:39No, I fucking wouldn't have.
00:37:43You could fix my car without a manual.
00:37:47You could make coffee filters with paper towels.
00:37:52Fucking genius over here.
00:37:53Shot out of a bandana.
00:37:54Shut up.
00:38:04Hey, guys, dinner in a couple hours, yeah?
00:38:25We're old.
00:38:30They're going to find us when the tide's out.
00:38:35Or I'd look fucking driftwood.
00:38:42Two skeletons baked by the sun.
00:38:49I have no fucking idea.
00:38:52I am not a pet that you keep in your fucking house, you baby.
00:38:55Well, don't act like a fucking pet then,
00:38:57you stupid fucking whore.
00:39:16They'll dig us up, name us, some fifth grade science class.
00:39:28Alice and Ted.
00:39:33Bob and Carol.
00:39:34Ted and Alice.
00:39:36Bonnie and Clyde.
00:39:39Fuck you!
00:39:40Fuck you!
00:39:41Fuck you!
00:39:41It doesn't fucking matter who he is!
00:39:42You are like such a fucking baby!
00:39:44It doesn't fucking matter!
00:39:46He doesn't fucking love you!
00:39:47He doesn't fucking love me!
00:39:48You can't fucking take care of your fucking self!
00:39:50I don't want him to fucking love me!
00:39:51I want him to fuck me!
00:39:53I don't want him to fuck you!
00:40:14Children's, yeah.
00:40:18That's a movie that you like.
00:40:21It's my favorite.
00:40:34it. I don't know that. I don't know that movie. Yeah, you do. No, I don't. I don't want
00:40:48this. I don't want this. I don't want this fucking life that you have in your head. You
00:40:54are like my fucking mother. They pulled her out of that fucking lake and she was 90 fucking
00:40:58pounds and all of her fucking teeth had fallen out. I am all the daughters of my father's
00:41:11house. What is that?
00:41:20It's 12th night. Is that a book or a movie? A play. I don't know that.
00:41:50I don't like this. That belongs to you. Those are your memories.
00:42:22You have to let me go.
00:42:29It's not right to keep people who don't want to be kept. You hold them too tight,
00:42:34they become ugly.
00:42:35Why? Let me go. The sea is only water after all.
00:43:00It's not right to keep people who don't want to be kept.
00:43:05It's not right to keep people who don't want to be kept.
00:43:09I'm sorry.
00:43:10I'm sorry.
00:43:13I'm sorry.
00:43:15I'm sorry.
00:43:31I'm sorry.
00:43:32Hey. Not bad, right?
00:43:35Fucking A. Fucking A. What is that, Salas?
00:43:37What was it?
00:43:39I don't fucking know.
00:43:41Yep, come on.
00:43:45Watch this.
00:43:48Yep, come on.
00:43:55Yo, 11 in the corner.
00:44:01So this is the end of your night, bro.
00:44:08I went to visit grandma or something.
00:44:10Okay, okay.
00:44:11But I like had the house for an evening.
00:44:14Okay.
00:44:15So I called Pat and Pat came over.
00:44:20But here's what happened.
00:44:22My tummy hurts.
00:44:23And so I think I gotta fart a little bit.
00:44:30I was like, did I just get my period?
00:44:32No.
00:44:34And then my stomach starts to like cramp a little.
00:44:48All of my jokes are clean.
00:44:51Jesus.
00:44:52Your turn, let's go.
00:44:53What's fucking wrong with you?
00:44:54No, mine, go.
00:44:55My God.
00:44:57Please, move away.
00:44:58Okay, move away.
00:44:59I might.
00:45:00Oh, cry.
00:45:01I might.
00:45:01It might be on purpose.
00:45:03I don't know.
00:45:03Let's go.
00:45:03It might be on purpose.
00:45:06Jesus Christ.
00:45:07Okay, here we go.
00:45:08Oh, see what you do?
00:45:09It's you when you pressure me.
00:45:11No, no, no, it's good, it's good.
00:45:12No, we're done.
00:45:12We're done.
00:45:13We're done.
00:45:13Come on, let's go, let's go.
00:45:15Come on.
00:45:15Ow!
00:45:17No, my dick came.
00:45:18I'm sorry.
00:45:20Wait, fuck you, bro.
00:45:21Fuck you.
00:45:22Just settle down.
00:45:23No, I can't.
00:45:23Do you hate me?
00:45:36Beth just wants a bigger place.
00:45:39She can't do that on her own, you know?
00:45:46We did say it was gonna be like just a month and it's been like seven weeks.
00:45:52It's like seven.
00:45:54Seven fucking weeks and the shittiest mattresses that I have ever slept on and I have slept
00:46:02on some shitty fucking mattresses.
00:46:04And come on, dude, pregnant ladies, twin meds, it's really bad.
00:46:36I don't want to be another girl from Leland.
00:46:49I'm sorry.
00:46:50You ready for this?
00:46:51Dick shot, dick shot.
00:46:52Wait for, wait.
00:46:54The atheist.
00:46:56Oh!
00:46:56Don't see that guy in church.
00:47:20Nice.
00:47:21Just right there.
00:47:22Come on.
00:47:26We must wait for the future to show.
00:47:28Hey, you know what I mean?
00:47:44Put your balls right there for me.
00:47:46Just right there.
00:47:47Four on the side.
00:47:48Four on the side.
00:47:49All right.
00:47:50You can go 14 right here.
00:47:54Oh.
00:47:56It's tough.
00:47:56It's tough.
00:47:57Let me show you.
00:47:58Let me show you something.
00:47:59What is that?
00:48:00What are you going to?
00:48:00What is this?
00:48:01This is all you can do.
00:48:02Break your heart a little bit.
00:48:03This is great.
00:48:06That was a good try.
00:48:41What is this?
00:48:41It's set.
00:48:41And the whole thing over here,
00:48:41how do you do it?
00:48:42What does this?
00:48:42What is this?
00:48:47What is this?
00:48:56What is this?
00:48:56Let's go.
00:49:35Hey, did you hear me? I said you were going to be late.
00:49:58I said you were going to be late.
00:50:38I said you were going to be late.
00:50:48You're not.
00:51:02You're going to keep us all here like my fucking dad.
00:51:09I said you were going to be late.
00:51:20I said you were going to be late.
00:51:38I said you were going to be late.
00:51:42I said you were going to be late.
00:52:03You hungry?
00:52:08I thought I'd let you sleep for a while, but we're closing up soon.
00:52:16You need a ride?
00:52:23I made that for you and Kath over there.
00:52:29But mostly for Kath.
00:52:39Because I'm not driving her home.
00:52:49All right.
00:52:50If you need anything else, let me know.
00:52:59All right.
00:53:00All right.
00:53:01Anytime.
00:53:02Six.
00:53:03Pocket over there.
00:53:05No, that's not.
00:53:06Just give it.
00:53:07Give it a good rip though.
00:53:19You fucking cookie girl.
00:53:22That's what we called her.
00:53:25Send her home with a bag.
00:53:30She always wore a dress.
00:53:33Who wants to take her to the movies?
00:53:35Have us flick her hair back and shit.
00:53:46I ate all fucking and she made cookies, yo.
00:53:52Chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, fucking butterscotch.
00:54:00I'm going to get stunned as fuck.
00:54:05And watch old movies.
00:54:10She loved black and white.
00:54:16She'd fucking cry and laugh.
00:54:22To ask me, she'd say.
00:54:27I'd be like, which one?
00:54:30All of them.
00:54:33And those ladies.
00:54:35And those movies.
00:54:38And black and white.
00:54:42Pick one.
00:54:44We're dead in the room.
00:54:47We're dead.
00:54:47But whoo.
00:54:48Look!
00:54:48You fucking blutions shut it down.
00:54:48I'm coming.
00:54:49No!
00:54:49I'm coming!
00:54:49Look!
00:54:50You spy this little boy, you fucking bitch.
00:54:52I'm coming.
00:54:53You dick watch this bitch.
00:54:54You dick watch this bitch bitch.
00:54:56Come here!
00:54:58Come here!
00:54:59I'm going to fucking kill you!
00:55:01Come here!
00:55:02It's coming. It's coming.
00:55:03It's coming. It's coming!
00:55:03It's coming!
00:55:04I'm richie!
00:55:04I'm fucking...
00:55:05Fuck you!
00:55:06Fuck you!
00:55:07Fuck you!
00:55:08I'm coming!
00:55:09Fuck you!
00:55:20I should pull my tongue out...
00:55:24or rip it out of my mouth...
00:55:26and I stick it in the motherfucking soup.
00:57:47My sisters.
00:57:50My sisters.
00:57:51My joy.
00:58:06I'll see you soon.
00:58:26I never fucked anybody.
00:58:31I never fucked anybody.
00:58:56I can't go on.
00:59:02The sun ain't gonna shine anymore.
00:59:07The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky.
00:59:12The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky.
00:59:12The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky.
00:59:17The moon ain't gonna shine anymore.
00:59:22The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky.
00:59:39The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky.
00:59:48The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky.
00:59:58The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky.
01:00:01I can't forget you.
01:00:03I can't take a dream
01:00:06When I first met you
01:00:08See down inside
01:00:10This call when you would thrill me
01:00:13But I've got this pride
01:00:16You Cubs fan?
01:00:24I said, are you a Cubs fan?
01:00:28Nah.
01:00:29Fucking Mariners.
01:00:35I don't know.
01:00:57What'd your girl do?
01:01:00Excuse me?
01:01:02You said that your girl was pregnant.
01:01:04When did she do?
01:01:05Hey, hey, asshole.
01:01:07Fucking piece of shit.
01:01:21You're gonna be a terrible thought.
01:01:55I have no idea.
01:02:07I don't want you to hit me.
01:02:54I don't want you to hit me.
01:03:00I don't want you to hit me.
01:03:52I don't want you to hit me.
01:04:10I don't want you to hit me.
01:04:54I don't want you to hit me.
01:05:13I don't want you to hit me.
01:05:21I don't want you to hit me.
01:05:55I don't want you to hit me.
01:06:02I don't want you to hit me.
01:06:22I don't want you to hit me.
01:06:33I don't want you to hit me.
01:06:54I don't want you to hit me.
01:07:04I don't want you to hit me.
01:07:23I don't want you to hit me.
01:07:27I don't want you to hit me.
01:07:40I don't want you to hit me.
01:07:55I don't want you to hit me.
01:08:30I don't want you to hit me.
01:08:43I don't want you to hit me.
01:08:44I don't want you to hit me.
01:08:45I don't want you to hit me.
01:09:01I don't want you to hit me.
01:09:02I don't want you to hit me.
01:09:08I don't want you to hit me.
01:09:09I don't want you to hit me.
01:09:14I don't want you to hit me.
01:09:25I don't want you to hit me.
01:09:26I don't want you to hit me.
01:09:27I don't want you to hit me.
01:09:30I don't want you to hit me.
01:09:32I don't want you to hit me.
01:09:33I don't want you to hit me.
01:09:35I don't want you to hit me.
01:09:36I don't want you to hit me.
01:09:37I don't want you to hit me.
01:11:46I love you like that.
01:11:51My brother.
01:11:55I don't call anybody else that but you.
01:12:05You think that's not love?
01:12:12You look at love like a boat and it's not a boat.
01:12:17It's the sea.
01:12:20Blue, black, green, gold.
01:12:28It comes in so many waves.
01:12:32We just have to recognize it.
01:12:39Family was the love of my life, being loved by my sisters and by you, my brother.
01:12:52It was enough.
01:12:56It is enough.
01:13:18I was never looking for anything else.
01:13:20It's enough.
01:13:34It's enough.
01:13:42It's enough.
01:13:47It's enough.
01:13:59It's enough.
01:14:00It's enough.
01:14:10It's enough.
01:14:28It's so big.
01:14:32My brother.
01:14:36It doesn't feel like you at all.
01:14:42It hurts.
01:15:10It hurts.
01:15:11It hurts.
01:15:15It hurts.
01:15:23It hurts.
01:15:25It hurts.
01:15:30It hurts.
01:15:33It hurts.
01:15:45It hurts.
01:15:50It hurts.
01:15:50It hurts.
01:15:50It hurts.
01:16:04It hurts.
01:16:09It's a good day.
01:16:25I forgot how beautiful it is.
01:16:29The western shore.
01:16:33This side of the island.
01:16:36The island.
01:16:37I'm sorry.
01:16:49The island.
01:16:50I'm sorry.
01:22:24You just fell asleep.
01:22:32I fell asleep.
01:22:39I felt nothing.
01:23:50And that is what you see.
01:23:51Yes, bye.
01:24:26I'm ready.
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