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00:00:09Hi. You don't know me. In fact, you never will. But that's okay.
00:00:22This is the story of how I came to be.
00:00:28The story of my birth.
00:00:33If you can call it that.
00:00:39A birth story like all others.
00:00:45That starts in awkwardness.
00:00:50And ends in blood.
00:01:11Dick?
00:01:14Dick?
00:01:18A story of good deeds gone bad.
00:01:25And bad deeds gone good.
00:01:28Dick?
00:01:31Are you ready?
00:01:34This is the story of...
00:01:39And this is 34 Acorn Crescent. Far enough from the city to feel smug about it, but close enough to
00:01:46feel envious.
00:01:48This is Sandy.
00:01:49I'm gonna barf.
00:01:50She's nervous about her sister coming over.
00:01:52I swear I'm gonna barf.
00:01:54Foster sister.
00:01:56This is her husband and a high school sweetheart, Dick.
00:02:00Dick is nervous in general.
00:02:07Uh, well, let me put my hand up your skirt, huh?
00:02:10They will be here any minute.
00:02:12Oh, come on. They'll be late. They think they're hip urban artists.
00:02:16They are hip urban artists.
00:02:24Can't we just lock the doors and turn out the lights?
00:02:26She's my sister.
00:02:27Foster sister.
00:02:35I'm no good at these things.
00:02:39These people things.
00:02:46It'll be great to get reacquainted.
00:02:48Getting reacquainted. It's a long, hard journey towards disappointment.
00:02:52I mean, at some point you have to ask yourself what made you get unacquainted in the first place.
00:02:55And then it's all about maintaining eye contact, you know, like a couple of snakes.
00:03:16This is Richard, Sandy's sister's boyfriend.
00:03:21Richard's not nervous about anything because he's an asshole.
00:03:25Every thick interview.
00:03:44Oh, my God, Dick. Dick, it's Richard. It's Richard.
00:03:49Jesus God.
00:03:51We thought you were burglars.
00:03:53Wait. Wait.
00:03:57Oh, it's a jinxing thing.
00:03:59And this is Daisy, Sandy's sister.
00:04:04Foster sister.
00:04:08And if she's nervous, she'll never show it.
00:04:13Dick, Sandy.
00:04:15I'm so sorry. Oh, my God.
00:04:18Let me explain. Let me explain.
00:04:20Who does it?
00:04:21I can ask you the same question.
00:04:23Introductions, introductions.
00:04:24Richard, my husband, Dick.
00:04:27The doctor.
00:04:28Dick, this is Richard.
00:04:30The criminal.
00:04:31Dick, was it?
00:04:34Dick.
00:04:35Pleasure.
00:04:35Did you have a mess?
00:04:37Oh, no, you wouldn't have.
00:04:38Oh, no, no, we wouldn't have, would we?
00:04:39No, we wouldn't have.
00:04:41Would we?
00:04:44Daisy.
00:04:45Sandy.
00:04:46Oh, oh, this is so exciting.
00:04:48Great.
00:04:49The gang is back together.
00:04:50I fucking love reunions.
00:04:52You're not from our high school.
00:04:54Sure, sure.
00:04:55But you make me feel like I'm one of the gang.
00:04:58This is going to be fun, isn't it?
00:05:00Huh?
00:05:01Isn't this going to be gay?
00:05:03Are you an exclamation?
00:05:04We turned one of the wrong impressions,
00:05:06or whatever.
00:05:07They called us a planned residential area.
00:05:09What were they on?
00:05:18All parties start with secrets.
00:05:21And the thing with secrets is,
00:05:24the harder people try to keep them,
00:05:27the easier it is for them to slip out.
00:05:31We're driving around, driving around, driving around,
00:05:34looking for Acorn Crescent.
00:05:36Ended up in Little Acorn Lane.
00:05:37Crossed over Baby Corn Doll Boulevard?
00:05:39Corned over Baby Boulevard.
00:05:40Whatever, turned on to that.
00:05:42Baby Doll Corn Boulevard.
00:05:43It's a promenade?
00:05:44This is blowing my mind.
00:05:45Baby Doll Corn Boulevard.
00:05:46Turned on to Baby Doll Corn Boulevard.
00:05:47What is Baby Doll Corn?
00:05:49Baby Doll Corn.
00:05:50Yeah, but what is this?
00:05:51Richard, shut up.
00:05:53Daisy's almost crying at this point.
00:05:54I was not.
00:05:57From laughing, maybe.
00:05:59So we stopped.
00:06:00That's when we saw you two.
00:06:01Through the back window.
00:06:02I was making hors d'oeuvres.
00:06:03We weren't going to take any more chances.
00:06:04So we had to climb the fence.
00:06:05We tried knocking on the window.
00:06:07The fence?
00:06:07You couldn't hear us.
00:06:08What fence?
00:06:08We couldn't get around.
00:06:09We've had drinks.
00:06:10At the funeral.
00:06:11So we just thought if we could pry the garage door open a little bit.
00:06:13Daisy wanted to surprise you.
00:06:15Surprise!
00:06:17Smooth move, ex-lax.
00:06:19We sure surprised you.
00:06:22That's funny.
00:06:23Yeah, we thought it was.
00:06:24Isn't that funny, Dick?
00:06:37Oh, look at that face.
00:06:39Let me get something.
00:06:41What an ordeal.
00:06:42A fence?
00:06:43What fence?
00:06:45On our property?
00:06:46It's the divisional fence.
00:06:53It's the divisional fence.
00:06:56It divides Beaver's Playground from Woody Glen.
00:07:02You ended up in Beaver's Playground.
00:07:06Well, just inside Beaver's Playground.
00:07:08You climbed the divisional fence to get to Woody Glen.
00:07:12Well, that's why the streets are so similarly named.
00:07:16Two different planned residences.
00:07:18Two different residential planners.
00:07:20Hence the similarly named streets within such proximity.
00:07:25One is from Beaver's Playground.
00:07:30And the other one, it...
00:07:33It's from Woody Glen.
00:07:46Look at you.
00:07:48Have you been working out?
00:07:52No.
00:07:54Oh.
00:07:57I'm sure that in the planning and such...
00:07:59I'm changing my stage name.
00:08:00Our input was invited...
00:08:01What to, Daisy?
00:08:02And attended to...
00:08:03Listen to this.
00:08:03But ultimately...
00:08:04Rampage.
00:08:05Dismissed.
00:08:06Daisy Rampage.
00:08:07Oh, like looting.
00:08:08Like a Viking.
00:08:10That's so cool.
00:08:10That's who I am, Sandy.
00:08:12I want to eat you out.
00:08:15Um...
00:08:20Come in.
00:08:21Come in.
00:08:22We already are.
00:08:23But please, come in and sit down.
00:08:26I've got to take a shit.
00:08:28Can I use your can?
00:08:30Uh, up the stairs and to the left.
00:08:32Should be easy enough to find, then.
00:08:34If you could just use the one downstairs.
00:08:36Touching cloth, dick.
00:08:40Check.
00:08:50Check.
00:09:33Pleasant surprise.
00:09:35That was nice.
00:09:36We were nearby, actually.
00:09:38Turns out the old lady lives not far.
00:09:40What was her name again?
00:09:41Vivienne.
00:09:43Beautiful.
00:09:45The name, I mean.
00:09:47They're doing funerals just like lickety-split these days, just in and out.
00:09:50Cheap or low turnout?
00:09:53Gosh.
00:09:54Rest in peace.
00:09:57I say now, sorry for your loss.
00:10:07This looks wonderful.
00:10:14No, I'm serious.
00:10:15It looks really great.
00:10:18I'm proud.
00:10:20You ever wonder why when burglars break into your house, they shit all over your stuff?
00:10:25You ever wonder why they do that?
00:10:26Is it for the humiliation?
00:10:28No, it's the adrenaline.
00:10:30I'm telling you, I never let a burglar into your house and they shit all over everything.
00:10:38Thank you for noticing, Daisy.
00:10:40It is great.
00:10:41Really great.
00:10:42We have fun.
00:10:47Can we, can we get you anything?
00:10:49Food, drink, food and drink.
00:10:56We're a little bit full.
00:10:58Oh, you ate.
00:10:59At the funeral.
00:11:00Oh, gosh.
00:11:01I'm so sorry.
00:11:02It's just on the invitation we explicitly said that...
00:11:05Those are beautiful invitations, Andy.
00:11:07That food would be provided.
00:11:08You must have spent days in those.
00:11:09Well, it doesn't take days to make one invitation.
00:11:12One invitation?
00:11:14Yes.
00:11:15So it's just us tonight, then?
00:11:18Yes.
00:11:19Oh, isn't that great.
00:11:22She works very hard.
00:11:23I'm taking a cheese course, you see.
00:11:24She's very creative.
00:11:26A course in cheese preparation?
00:11:27Cheese!
00:11:28Christ.
00:11:29I'm almost made of cheese.
00:11:31A cheese preparation course, Richard.
00:11:34Lovie, you're crafty and you have to face that now.
00:11:37I mean, it's just...
00:11:39She is.
00:11:40I mean, you give her a glue gun and a glass of Chardonnay,
00:11:43I'm telling you, she will come up with something, you know?
00:11:48You will, sweetheart.
00:11:50What?
00:11:51Dex, drink, go.
00:11:53Huh?
00:11:55Oh, gosh.
00:12:01Oh, gosh.
00:12:06All right.
00:12:09All right.
00:12:42Telltale, telltale.
00:12:43Of course.
00:12:44But you've already said this.
00:12:47Of course.
00:12:48At night.
00:12:52Sometimes, Daisy, when the smell is just right, I feel like I'm back at St. Pat's.
00:12:56Oh, God.
00:12:56Kill me now.
00:12:57What do you mean?
00:12:58Everybody loved you.
00:12:59I bet they did.
00:13:01Don't.
00:13:04No, it's just...
00:13:06We're older now, right?
00:13:07And we're over all that...
00:13:10That murky stuff.
00:13:12All that stuff at St. Pat's.
00:13:15Oh, well, I would never mean anything nasty or dirty or...
00:13:20Or what?
00:13:22Or what?
00:13:24Nasty or dirty or what?
00:13:27What?
00:13:33But good for you.
00:13:35You've got a perfect little house, big house, perfect little husband, tiny husband.
00:13:41My perfect little course.
00:13:43A course?
00:13:46God.
00:13:48Why can't I remember whether you've said this already or not?
00:13:52A course in food preparation.
00:13:54It's a food preparation course.
00:13:55Mainly cheese.
00:13:57Various cheeses and curds from around the world.
00:14:01It's vegan.
00:14:04Joke.
00:14:05Cause it's not.
00:14:07Cows come from cheese.
00:14:13Rest.
00:14:13I'll see if Dick needs help.
00:14:20Oh.
00:14:23Is that the alarm?
00:14:24No.
00:14:25No.
00:14:28No.
00:14:29No.
00:14:29No.
00:14:30No.
00:14:30No.
00:14:30No.
00:14:30No.
00:14:30No.
00:14:30No.
00:14:30No.
00:14:30I know you're not going to go off.
00:14:33Are you speaking metaphorically?
00:14:35No, Dick.
00:14:36I am speaking literally.
00:14:37Has the timer on the stove gone off?
00:14:40I don't know.
00:14:41I don't think so.
00:14:43Did you reset it?
00:14:44I don't know.
00:14:46Jesus.
00:14:47You did?
00:14:48Okay.
00:14:49You reset it.
00:14:49You dumbass.
00:14:50Now we have no idea how long it's been in there.
00:14:52Okay.
00:14:54Tea towel.
00:14:55Tea towel.
00:14:55Dick, if you were sabotaging this, I swear to god.
00:14:58Get through, we'll go on the plate like we practiced.
00:15:01Hurry, hurry, okay, shh.
00:15:03More, more, more, come on the plate.
00:15:05Okay, they've already eaten, okay?
00:15:07They're gonna be fine.
00:15:08So now you're the expert on this, this people thing?
00:15:12I just think you need to calm down.
00:15:13I think, I think I need to calm down.
00:15:15I think we, the two of us, we need to calm down.
00:15:17Dick, I will calm down when these cheese elves are out and eaten so chip-chop.
00:15:24Oh, God.
00:15:53I'm being a total shithead.
00:15:55When?
00:15:57Like over the last 39 and a half years?
00:16:00I just feel like I don't have anything to say to these kind of people.
00:16:03Oh, please.
00:16:04You never don't have anything to say.
00:16:06What's that supposed to mean?
00:16:08Don't be so touchy.
00:16:10Just, you like to assert yourself.
00:16:14To talk.
00:16:15I'm a fucking poet.
00:16:16A failed poet.
00:16:18A failed poet.
00:16:32I want to change.
00:16:35No, you don't.
00:16:37You don't have it in you.
00:16:40Anymore.
00:16:42No.
00:16:44I don't, Richard.
00:16:46I don't have it in me anymore.
00:16:48Thank you for that.
00:16:51Thank you for that.
00:16:53It never fucking changes.
00:16:56The prophet speaks.
00:17:00Thank you for your insightfully insightful insight.
00:17:05Christ.
00:17:08I saw the craziest documentary last night.
00:17:11I'm so sorry, Sandy.
00:17:12I've always loved cheese.
00:17:14No.
00:17:15I'm sorry.
00:17:16I just get a little excited about it.
00:17:17That's all.
00:17:17It's great to see you excited.
00:17:19It's great.
00:17:19Oh, it's not even really about the cheese.
00:17:21That's just making the best of a bad situation.
00:17:24I love it here, honey.
00:17:26It's more about the food.
00:17:27You just sound like a real chef.
00:17:28It's about the food.
00:17:29I can't argue with that.
00:17:30I love food.
00:17:32So do I.
00:17:33But what happens when our food becomes our young?
00:17:36Or our young becomes our food.
00:17:41You see, that's what the documentary was about.
00:17:46You do love food.
00:17:47I love food.
00:17:48You love life.
00:17:49We love life.
00:17:50Do we, Richard?
00:17:52Do we love life?
00:17:54Do we love life?
00:17:55Dick?
00:17:56Do I love life?
00:18:00I would never mean anything nasty or dirty or...
00:18:05I've left the oven on.
00:18:07I'll go.
00:18:08No, I'll go.
00:18:09I would prefer if I...
00:18:23Well, looky here.
00:18:25What are these delectable-looking little nibbly tidbits, hmm?
00:18:29Perhaps we should wait.
00:18:30Perhaps we should.
00:18:32Perhaps he should, but he won't.
00:18:35Well, at least they're being enjoyed.
00:18:37You're a good man.
00:18:41Where did that come from?
00:18:43Observation.
00:18:44Don't freak out.
00:18:45I'm not gonna kiss you.
00:18:46Goodness, no.
00:18:47I mean, I mean...
00:18:48Not yet, anyway.
00:18:53Dude.
00:18:54That way monsters be.
00:18:57What?
00:19:03Richard.
00:19:04That's pigged out, recklessly.
00:19:06So good.
00:19:06Great.
00:19:07So good.
00:19:08Num num nummies.
00:19:09Well, that's great.
00:19:10There's more.
00:19:11Where can I smoke?
00:19:13I'll show you.
00:19:15He doesn't change, does he?
00:19:17Stasis.
00:19:18Well, stasis becomes some people.
00:19:20Some people.
00:19:36You hear that?
00:19:38Hear what?
00:19:40She was talking about you.
00:19:42Really?
00:19:43Surely not.
00:19:44She's crazy about you.
00:19:45No, I'm sure she was talking about you.
00:19:47I'm sure.
00:19:48I don't care.
00:19:51I'm what's known as a gentleman of leisure.
00:19:54Lips wrapped firmly around the big nipple in the sky.
00:19:58You, on the other hand.
00:19:59I like my work.
00:20:01Love a man in uniform.
00:20:02A lab coat is hardly a uniform.
00:20:05Tell that to the Third Reich.
00:20:11So, they call you Dick round here, eh?
00:20:14My wife, Sandy, she calls me Dick.
00:20:17But at the clinic and in the campus bars when we meet the girls,
00:20:20I have to refer to you as Dr. Sommelier.
00:20:24It's a question of decor.
00:20:26I think it's a question of rank, Dick.
00:20:30And the exacting thereof.
00:20:39Beautiful house for a party.
00:20:45Personally, I think all parties are essentially shit.
00:20:49All these people coming together.
00:20:51I mean, what are we supposed to be?
00:20:52Positive?
00:20:54And we all know how you feel about people, Herr Doctor.
00:20:59I don't feel the need to elaborate tonight with an earshot.
00:21:06Do you want to hear the tale of my last party?
00:21:14I fucked a dog.
00:21:18Seriously.
00:21:21Well, more like I woke up to it sucking me off.
00:21:23But essentially...
00:21:25I just let it go on for a kick like anyone would.
00:21:28And that old dog...
00:21:30What's his name?
00:21:31What was that dog's name?
00:21:34Anyway, well, what's his name got me?
00:21:36To come.
00:21:38And I came.
00:21:41And...
00:21:42When we come, we worship the infinite.
00:21:44Am I right?
00:21:45Even for just a moment?
00:21:48Well, I worship the infinite with a little dog.
00:21:54A beagle?
00:21:55No.
00:21:57A setter.
00:21:59Like an Irish setter.
00:22:00That's a beautiful animal.
00:22:02It's fucking gorgeous.
00:22:10That for me?
00:22:13This is...
00:22:17This is for your client?
00:22:21Not all of it.
00:22:23It's unseemly for me to be talking about money.
00:22:26Richard?
00:22:29Do you have something to tell me?
00:22:31You are in danger of becoming a victim of your own popularity.
00:22:37How old is she?
00:22:38Don't worry about it.
00:22:39She's viable.
00:22:41It's just some of these girls you've been suggesting likely are a bit...
00:22:44Fresh?
00:22:45Illegal.
00:22:47She studies astrophysics and she's fucking gorgeous.
00:22:50Seize the day, dick.
00:22:54No emails.
00:22:56Only hard copies.
00:22:58Our prosperity is in direct proportion to your discretion.
00:23:02I'm not an idiot.
00:23:04But sometimes, when you're on the ride, you have to ride the ride.
00:23:14We good?
00:23:33Meet Ellie.
00:23:35Now slouching towards her fate...
00:23:39And mine.
00:23:40And everyone else's.
00:23:42I want to try this thing where instead of cutting my hair, I burn the edges with a lighter.
00:23:47Just at the edges.
00:23:48That is so dangerous.
00:23:49God, yes.
00:23:50Yeah, we're fine.
00:23:51Good, because we have been talking about...
00:23:52Oh God, Sandy, no!
00:23:53Why not, Daisy?
00:23:54Because it's embarrassing.
00:23:55Oh, if it happened to me, I'd be ecstatic.
00:23:58What's that?
00:23:58Well, you're just not used to it, that's all.
00:23:59Well, neither are you, are you?
00:24:01I mean, this is a first for you too, right?
00:24:02Not a first, no.
00:24:03I've had offers before.
00:24:04No, but you said...
00:24:05What's that?
00:24:06I can see to you it would be a big deal, but to me, I've been really willing it for
00:24:12some time, so when it actually comes along, believe it or not, it's a little bit of an
00:24:15anticlimax.
00:24:15What's that, Daisy?
00:24:16I guess just, to someone like me, just being asked to express myself, I'd do it for free.
00:24:23You're so cute.
00:24:24What are you gals talking about?
00:24:25Dick, take a seat.
00:24:26Try not to be so desperate.
00:24:29When do you do it?
00:24:31Record it.
00:24:32Go into the studio, I guess they say.
00:24:34Next week or something, you know.
00:24:36Gosh.
00:24:37Are you ready?
00:24:38Like, are you nervous?
00:24:40She's always ready.
00:24:43I feel so close to showbiz.
00:24:44Oh my God.
00:24:46Sandy, you express yourself beautifully.
00:24:49Richard, it really is very easy.
00:24:51The hardest part is choosing your favorite cracker, and after that, it's one, two, three.
00:24:55Normally, darling, no can't eat the cheese.
00:24:58Oh, what a shame.
00:24:59Don't get me wrong.
00:25:00I'm all for this domestic thing you've got going on.
00:25:03Just not without my modern medical technology.
00:25:06What technology?
00:25:08What procedure are you speaking of specifically?
00:25:12The colonic.
00:25:14Very interesting.
00:25:15I'm so sorry, Sandy.
00:25:16These are delicious, and do we really want to go there?
00:25:18Where?
00:25:19Poo?
00:25:19I love how you say that.
00:25:22Richard.
00:25:22Say it again.
00:25:23What? Poo?
00:25:24Yes.
00:25:25Poo.
00:25:26God!
00:25:26I love that word.
00:25:28Richard, enough.
00:25:28You say it now, dick.
00:25:30Poo.
00:25:30Now, both of you say it together.
00:25:34One, two, three.
00:25:36Poo!
00:25:46Poo!
00:25:47Good humor.
00:25:48Good humor.
00:25:50Poo!
00:25:54Poo!
00:25:54Poo!
00:25:55Poo!
00:25:55Poo!
00:25:56Poo!
00:25:57Poo!
00:25:59Poo!
00:26:00Poo!
00:26:00Poo!
00:26:01Poo!
00:26:01Oh, good God.
00:26:02Poo!
00:26:05Poo!
00:26:05Poo!
00:26:05Poo!
00:26:05So, how do you feel after?
00:26:07After what?
00:26:08The colonic.
00:26:09Oh, um, Dick could tell you.
00:26:11Well, it's not quite my area of expertise.
00:26:13Sacking and fleshing?
00:26:15Not quite.
00:26:19Oh, Sandy, I feel, uh, fantastic.
00:26:22I feel physically lighter and I feel physically cleaner.
00:26:26Wow.
00:26:27It's my way of reaching a kind of purity.
00:26:29Wow.
00:26:29You know, it's just, it's, oh, I don't know.
00:26:32Maybe it's not something you'd be able to understand.
00:26:35No, Daisy, yes, yes, I can, of course, yes.
00:26:39I've had something happen to me that, great, great.
00:26:43We always fuck awesomely when she reaches purity.
00:26:46Oh, God.
00:26:46Richard, they don't want to know about that.
00:26:48Why not?
00:26:49Of course they do.
00:26:51Don't you?
00:26:54No, it's not...
00:26:55...
00:27:46You know, I remember when you came to our house.
00:27:49Were there fireworks?
00:27:59We loved you Daisy.
00:28:01And I thought, now I have a friend who can never get away.
00:28:09You look good.
00:28:13I don't usually say things like that, it makes me itchy, but you look really good.
00:28:21Your skin is clear.
00:28:23Your eyes are white.
00:28:28Your hair is strong.
00:28:30It's like rope strong.
00:28:42Sandy.
00:28:46I'm suspicious.
00:28:55No need.
00:29:09Make you uncomfortable?
00:29:11All that talk of sucking and flushing.
00:29:13You have an almost prehistoric knowledge of medicine.
00:29:17Well, we don't have to talk about our work.
00:29:19We can talk about our ladies, our lovers, our life partners instead.
00:29:23Christ.
00:29:24How old is she?
00:29:25Our relationship is based on trust, right?
00:29:28If you don't tell me your age, I can't use her and then I can't use you.
00:29:33How much are your mortgage payments?
00:29:35I don't want to see your SATs.
00:29:37She's not old enough for SATs.
00:29:40But she did give me a drawing that she made of the Biebs.
00:29:45I'm not interested.
00:29:46Look at this.
00:29:47She used magic marker and wet the paper to blend the colors.
00:29:50The Biebs?
00:29:51The Biebs.
00:29:52Boy Soprano.
00:29:54It's quite effective, I think.
00:29:56Strikes me as a bit desperate.
00:29:57I mean, what am I her father?
00:29:59What can I say?
00:30:01She's eager.
00:30:02Show me the photo.
00:30:05I've misplaced it.
00:30:06Her age, Richard.
00:30:08She's going to be a real knockout.
00:30:11I'll email it to you.
00:30:13You can't burn an email.
00:30:18Look at this.
00:30:25Jesus.
00:30:28140.
00:30:29You know what I'm saying?
00:30:31That's 20,000 bucks just walking around in sneakers and a sweater.
00:30:34I mean, numbers like that, I mean, it could be 50,000.
00:30:3850,000?
00:30:38Well, there's a range, Richard, as I'm sure you're aware.
00:30:41So what's my piece of that?
00:30:4333%.
00:30:44And a third.
00:30:46Actually, it could be...
00:30:48It could be 20,000.
00:30:5120,000.
00:30:52Well, we got girls coming in from Copenhagen, from Belarus.
00:30:56When did we open in Copenhagen?
00:30:57When did you need to know everything about the company?
00:30:59When our price jumped overnight to 50,000!
00:31:02It dropped, Richard.
00:31:03Due to the competitive global market.
00:31:08What are the side effects if she's already started treatment?
00:31:13Well, if she's already started treatment, she's enthralled to another doctor.
00:31:17There's nothing we can do about her.
00:31:18What if she's already started treatment, but she's enthralled at you?
00:31:21What?
00:31:24You really should lock your medicine cabinets.
00:31:30It's my system.
00:31:32It's my procedure, and I am the doctor.
00:31:35If you remember correctly, it was my fucking idea!
00:31:39I strongly advise you to not shit where you eat.
00:32:05I fucked Mr. Phillips.
00:32:08There, I said it.
00:32:10You happy?
00:32:11What?
00:32:12You know's in the books, eh, Sandy?
00:32:15You F-U-C-K'd him?
00:32:17How disappointing.
00:32:18Well, like I said, everyone thought I did anyway, so I thought...
00:32:21May as well.
00:32:23You need to have more self-respect.
00:32:27Why?
00:32:32Because I fuck.
00:32:36You don't fuck, Sandy.
00:32:42They said he had only one testicle.
00:32:45My God.
00:32:46I forgot about that.
00:32:48He did.
00:32:50It was huge, too.
00:32:51Like grapefruit.
00:32:55He asked me to marry him.
00:32:57No.
00:32:58Yeah.
00:32:59After.
00:33:01He drove up outside the house in his RX-7.
00:33:04Hammered.
00:33:05Crying.
00:33:06That almost shot him.
00:33:07Was that who that was?
00:33:09I wish he had.
00:33:11No, you don't.
00:33:13Yeah, I do.
00:33:18It's so beautiful to see you again.
00:33:33I want a baby.
00:33:42Daisy.
00:33:43Mm?
00:33:45Daisy, look at that.
00:33:46Mm.
00:33:51What's she doing?
00:33:52What's she doing out there?
00:33:54She's sleepwalking.
00:33:58Poor little chicken.
00:34:01No, no, no, Sandy.
00:34:01You're not supposed to wake Gwen up.
00:34:02It's very disorienting.
00:34:06Where are her parents?
00:34:08Must be around somewhere.
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:14What?
00:34:15She could get lost.
00:34:16Sandy, stop.
00:34:18It's safe here, right?
00:34:20I mean, that's why you bought here, right?
00:34:28Sandy.
00:34:29Maybe...
00:34:30Just...
00:34:31Forget about what I said, okay?
00:34:53Hello.
00:34:54This is Alexandra Sommelier.
00:35:01Hi.
00:35:01Oh, hi, Brenda.
00:35:03No, I'm just...
00:35:04I'm just outside.
00:35:05It's the weirdest thing.
00:35:13No, no, it's...
00:35:14It's fine.
00:35:14I'm just...
00:35:19No, no, he can talk.
00:35:24Honey, what's a shooter?
00:35:27You told me you signed out tonight.
00:35:30Brenda.
00:35:31You're supposed to be taking the night off?
00:35:36You're missing the Star Trek marathon.
00:35:38Trouble with Tribbles twice in a row?
00:35:41You want me...
00:35:43To sit in a donut shop...
00:35:46Alone.
00:35:48That's correct.
00:35:49I told you.
00:35:52I need to see him tonight.
00:35:55I'm working on him.
00:35:56It's my last dose.
00:35:58And...
00:35:58I don't know how to do it.
00:36:01Hello?
00:36:06Richard?
00:36:11Weirdest thing.
00:36:12There was this little teenage girl.
00:36:15She was lost, so I...
00:36:16I showed her on my phone and...
00:36:19Well, she got her bearings and she went home.
00:36:22Oh.
00:36:23What a relief. We saw her. I was worried.
00:36:25What were you doing out here?
00:36:28Me?
00:36:29Yeah. No, no, no.
00:36:31I think that...
00:36:33No, no, no.
00:36:33The second time they replaced it with the B-side of Russia's 2112.
00:36:38Well...
00:36:39Yeah. No.
00:36:41Um...
00:36:41The first time I saw it, I thought the same thing.
00:36:47How did Vivian die, Richard?
00:36:50Or do you not want to talk about it?
00:36:53Why wouldn't I want to talk about it?
00:36:56Oh.
00:36:58Right.
00:36:59And they're hurt.
00:37:03Well, someone said that she just...
00:37:05stopped taking her medication.
00:37:07Stopped?
00:37:08Time's up, I guess.
00:37:10Why would someone do that?
00:37:12Was she in pain?
00:37:14The solution is to try not to think about it.
00:37:17Did she talk to you? When did you see her last?
00:37:19Well, like I said...
00:37:20Did she say anything?
00:37:23Like I'm trying to tell you.
00:37:24I know.
00:37:26I'm sorry, Richard.
00:37:27I'm so sorry.
00:37:32There are dark things on Earth.
00:37:35There are.
00:37:39But you have a good husband.
00:37:44He's a doctor.
00:37:45Many people admire him.
00:37:47Works hard.
00:37:48Puts in a lot of hours at the office.
00:37:50He's worked with the prisoners and the addicts.
00:37:52I mean, sometimes Dick is...
00:37:54their only lifeline.
00:37:56Really likes to dig in his heels.
00:37:59Get right in there and help things out.
00:38:03What do you mean?
00:38:05What do you mean?
00:38:08Well, that's on the B side of Russia's 2112.
00:38:12Yeah.
00:38:13Hold on.
00:38:15Okay.
00:38:17Okay, I can talk now.
00:38:19So...
00:38:19So...
00:38:20Which one of them was it?
00:38:22Right.
00:38:22Right.
00:38:26Okay, um...
00:38:27Yeah, get her to call me right now.
00:38:28Can you?
00:38:29Okay.
00:38:31Thanks.
00:38:33Are you talking about the abortion thing?
00:38:37I do not know about the abortion thing.
00:38:41Oh...
00:38:41Gosh, um...
00:38:44Dick should explain.
00:38:45It's...
00:38:45It's his...
00:38:48You know, it's his social work.
00:38:50Social work?
00:38:51You know, his volunteerism.
00:38:53Volunteerism.
00:38:57Hey, sweetie.
00:38:59So...
00:39:00How are you feeling?
00:39:03Because you're supposed to kick, right?
00:39:05It's safe with him.
00:39:06He doesn't judge.
00:39:07He tries to help and communicate.
00:39:10Right.
00:39:12This is...
00:39:13Dick would kill me if you knew.
00:39:15But they need it sometimes, Dick says.
00:39:17They truly do.
00:39:18I know what bruises from needles look like.
00:39:22And if you can't kick, then, you know, we gotta do it with this other problem, right?
00:39:26Because, well, you're not doing it any favors.
00:39:30People should have a license to breed.
00:39:32No!
00:39:32I'm not saying that because I would never say that.
00:39:37No, you can have a great future.
00:39:39You really can.
00:39:40But only if we...
00:39:42Only if you, you know, take care of this right now.
00:39:47So just...
00:39:47Go back and see Brenda, okay?
00:39:50Just go back.
00:39:50Sweetie, don't yell at me.
00:39:52Sweetie.
00:39:54Sweetie, I'm not the one who got you into this mess.
00:39:57Okay?
00:39:57But listen.
00:39:58I am the one that's gonna help you get out of it.
00:40:03Don't worry.
00:40:04Things have a tendency to come full circle.
00:40:06No.
00:40:12Yeah, can you call her, Mom?
00:40:14Yeah, she'll be home soon.
00:40:16Okay.
00:40:18Hello.
00:40:19Work?
00:40:20No rest for the wicked.
00:40:22You need a drink.
00:40:23Nothing like a splash of the old rosé after a hard day at the clinic, eh, dick?
00:40:28Weight of the world.
00:40:29Sorry, sorry.
00:40:30It's just...
00:40:31She's 14 years old and she's pretty messed up.
00:40:35She insists she's not using, but then she's got these track marks all over her body,
00:40:38and she insists she has no idea how she got pregnant yet.
00:40:42She is.
00:40:43But maybe not anymore.
00:40:44Maybe not anymore.
00:40:47Oh, God, happy party.
00:40:53On a lighter note, Sandy says you can make her cum in 30 seconds.
00:40:58What did you just say to me?
00:41:03Um, Dick?
00:41:04In the kitchen, please.
00:41:08Am I being inappropriate again?
00:41:10Do not speak to him about us.
00:41:17Don't tell me what to do.
00:41:18He's untrustworthy.
00:41:19You can't trust him.
00:41:20I can sense it.
00:41:21You've known him for what?
00:41:22A half an hour and you can sense this?
00:41:24Yes, Sandy, yes.
00:41:25He wants to be unkind and he wants us to see it and then to appreciate it somehow.
00:41:31They just came here from a sweet old lady's funeral.
00:41:33A sweet old lady that Richard used to take to lunch.
00:41:37That's the Richard that I've gotten to know.
00:41:39A Richard who...
00:41:41Befriend senior citizens, so shame on you.
00:41:43He's untrustworthy.
00:41:44How would you know?
00:41:46And while we're at it...
00:41:50Stop staring at Daisy's breasts.
00:41:52I'm trying to entertain.
00:41:54Oh, well...
00:41:56You're doing a backup job.
00:41:57Once the junky teen mom dust settles, why don't you tell them about those frogs that eat their young?
00:42:02They don't eat their young, they abandon them.
00:42:04These are real issues.
00:42:06I like bum cleaning.
00:42:07To a woman in my position, dick bum cleaning is a real issue.
00:42:13Things aren't going right.
00:42:14Things are going wrong.
00:42:15They're going really, really, really, really, really, really, really wrong.
00:42:17Baby.
00:42:19Baby.
00:42:24You take things too seriously.
00:42:27He was making a joke.
00:42:30It's...
00:42:30Their sense of humor.
00:42:31I don't feel overly well.
00:42:35You take things too seriously.
00:42:39Next time...
00:42:41Try to...
00:42:42Chuckle.
00:42:44Chuckle?
00:42:45Yeah.
00:42:47You know, you...
00:42:48You just...
00:42:49You bounce your ribcage up and down like this.
00:42:53And you let noise come out.
00:43:00That's what I do.
00:43:03I love you, Snoopy.
00:43:04And I love you too, Big Al.
00:43:11Uh...
00:43:12Why tonight?
00:43:14You know, maybe we should just wait.
00:43:18It's an act of love.
00:43:24She's my sister.
00:43:45I had to get bronzer.
00:43:47I saw this girl.
00:43:49She must have been five.
00:43:51Or six.
00:43:53Or seven.
00:43:55She was wearing a diamond thong.
00:43:59You could see it coming up out of her pants.
00:44:01And her eyes were gray.
00:44:04And her fingers were all orange.
00:44:07And the cheesies she was eating.
00:44:10And there was a talking Christmas tree.
00:44:12And she was so little.
00:44:14She was so, so little.
00:44:16And she had diamonds up her ass.
00:44:19That's not where they're supposed to be, is it, Dick?
00:44:21No.
00:44:22Is it?
00:44:23No.
00:44:24They're supposed to be in the sun, in the rain, in my teeth, in my brain.
00:44:32They're supposed to shine.
00:44:34What are they doing there?
00:44:36I'm a diamond.
00:44:38Tell an African.
00:44:39Tell an African the world isn't ending.
00:44:43Tell Lupita Nolongo.
00:44:45I mean, come on.
00:44:46Bring it on.
00:44:48It's happening.
00:44:49It's here.
00:44:49It's happening.
00:44:51Dead.
00:44:52Dead halls.
00:44:53Dead falls.
00:44:54Dead walls.
00:44:55It's, it's a vile of Ebola.
00:44:57Dropped in the fountain at the food court.
00:44:59Blood pudding.
00:45:00Blood pudding, man.
00:45:01Trotter bags dropping.
00:45:03Knees buckling.
00:45:03Teeth shattering.
00:45:05I mean, it's minutes away.
00:45:06It's minutes away.
00:45:07Paradise is dying.
00:45:08It's dead.
00:45:09Dead.
00:45:09Dead.
00:45:10Dead.
00:45:11Diamond dolls.
00:45:11Diamond walls.
00:45:12Diamond malls.
00:45:13It's why.
00:45:15It's why.
00:45:15Why.
00:45:20Why is there death?
00:45:26Why is there war?
00:45:29a whore?
00:45:31Why is a diamond a whore?
00:45:42Why is the war?
00:45:42a whore?
00:45:56If you found out the world was about to end, what would be your first thought?
00:46:01How can I numb myself with drugs?
00:46:04The prophet speaks.
00:46:06A testament to human ingenuity.
00:46:07How could it not be, dying for Christ's sakes?
00:46:10He doesn't change, does he?
00:46:12Stasis.
00:46:14Stasis becomes some people.
00:46:16How can I numb myself with drugs,
00:46:18and how can I get said drugs administered by some hot, wet, naked Swedish nurse?
00:46:25I would try to think of an antidote.
00:46:27Liar.
00:46:28Oh, he's good.
00:46:28And then I would orchestrate a frenzy of mating.
00:46:34And ladies, that is what is known as the God Complex.
00:46:38Oh, Richard, when you've delivered a sick baby the size of an apple
00:46:41and nursed it back to health, you may rethink your contempt.
00:46:45Any woman who's gonna have a baby in this day and age is a selfish bitch.
00:46:49Case in point. Check me out.
00:46:51Look at this thing I've got.
00:46:52Excuse me.
00:46:54Everybody wants it, and I know it.
00:46:56And I've never done anything good with it.
00:46:59Yes, you have.
00:47:00I know that's what you have.
00:47:01Sorry, doll.
00:47:03I know how to eat shit and screw.
00:47:06And that's what makes me so fucking cool.
00:47:08I know it's monster.
00:47:38how to drive no oh no that's right you helped me with my biology exam Sandy
00:47:47taught you to drive she did how did I do in that biology exam you aced it I
00:48:02yeah I thought you liked me oh I did you knew everything there was to know about biology
00:48:11yeah that was a real turn-on was it it wasn't sex it wasn't you were higher than sex what's
00:48:23higher
00:48:23than sex oh you've got no idea woman needs a man to save her sometimes that's what you
00:48:32wanted from me in grade 10 I wasn't very happy back then well who was you were
00:48:43if I could have been as smart as you I would have been the happiest girl in the school
00:48:48instead I was just the most popular girl oh that sounds nice it wasn't
00:48:55you know I just seen you again you and Sandy and such contentment
00:49:05I wish I made some different choices
00:49:26everybody has their problems what you call contentment I call I call stasis sometimes
00:49:33stasis becomes some people stop saying that I mean what is that even anyways yes it means we can't all
00:49:42be
00:49:42coffee achievers you know some people are supposed to sit back and be entertained be your audience I
00:49:54I know that's supposed to be a dick the general dig meant to conceal your stirring feelings for a girl
00:50:02is pouring her heart out to you
00:50:05but yeah of course to be my audience that's how some people's fit for watching
00:50:13all I'm fit for is being watched you got it Pontiac I'm compulsively watchable
00:50:37did you read that review I did I'm peeing a little in that photo wow but you wouldn't know it
00:50:46and even if you did you wouldn't care I'm compulsively watchable
00:50:51do you want to go to Peru with me Peru yeah we'll ride camels and eat
00:50:58lima beans I think you mean llamas and I don't think you can ride them you see we're
00:51:07perfect for each other you know everything and I know and nothing
00:51:30you
00:51:33you
00:51:33you
00:51:34you
00:51:34you
00:51:34you
00:51:44you
00:51:52you
00:51:53you
00:52:03you
00:52:04you
00:52:04you
00:52:07you
00:52:07you
00:52:22you
00:52:22you
00:52:23you
00:52:23you
00:52:23you
00:52:25you
00:52:25you
00:52:35you
00:52:36you
00:52:37you
00:52:37times. What's that doing there?
00:52:45That girl wasn't lost, was she?
00:52:52I think I need to tell you something about your husband.
00:53:27I don't know.
00:53:37I don't know.
00:53:37I can't lie.
00:53:40I can't lie.
00:53:50I can't lie.
00:53:55She's my daughter.
00:53:55I don't know.
00:53:55I can't lie.
00:53:56I can't lie.
00:53:56I can't lie.
00:53:58I can't lie.
00:54:07I love you.
00:54:12I don't know.
00:56:18Daisy, Daisy, Daisy.
00:56:40But maybe this girl, maybe she needs it.
00:56:45Like, really needs it.
00:56:47How much money?
00:56:50Some places, like Belarus and Copenhagen, $50,000.
00:56:56If they're young like that, I guess the eggs just come pouring out like gumballs.
00:57:03She's a child.
00:57:04Kids bounce back.
00:57:07Fine wine.
00:57:11Beautiful home.
00:57:16How much did that kitchen cost?
00:57:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:42Your husband, I just think he's a man who has reasons for doing the things that he does.
00:57:48Reasons that need to be discussed in a less adventurous arena.
00:57:53Why are you sticking up for him? What is going on, Richard?
00:58:07Your husband and I, we're not strangers.
00:58:10We know each other from the... because of this, because...
00:58:15Because of what? Say it, Richard!
00:58:18Daisy went to him last week to start the procedure.
00:58:21That's why she's so crazy today.
00:58:30But I let her do it. For Vivian.
00:58:35For Vivian?
00:58:36The older lady.
00:58:39You see, when she died, she had nothing.
00:58:43And she deserves... she deserves a decent funeral.
00:58:47And it's just goddamn expensive getting rid of a human corpse these days.
00:58:52So Daisy offered?
00:58:53Yes, she did. Because beneath that bronzelle carapace, she really cares.
00:59:05And you care?
00:59:06I thought, well, if it solves my dilemma...
00:59:10The dilemma of your generosity, you mean?
00:59:15Yes.
00:59:16The dilemma of you wanting a dignified end for a lonely old lady?
00:59:20Yes.
00:59:22Why did I do that?
00:59:25I think you're so beautiful.
00:59:26Because you're beautiful.
00:59:27And deceived.
00:59:31Because the truth always hurts.
00:59:36No.
00:59:47No.
00:59:49No.
00:59:51No.
00:59:51No.
00:59:52No.
00:59:53No.
00:59:55No.
01:00:05I see you.
01:00:08I see you there.
01:00:10I am so sorry, Daisy.
01:00:14It's okay, Sandy. You're only human.
01:00:19You're not mad.
01:00:22Mad. I don't get mad.
01:00:26I can't get mad. It's the strangest thing.
01:00:29Physiologically, I have a pretty holistic view of life.
01:00:33I mean, whatever was going on between you and Richard is between you and Richard.
01:00:39It's like me and Dick.
01:00:46Well, what about you and Dick?
01:00:48Sandy.
01:00:50Dick came on to me once.
01:00:53Came on to you?
01:00:55Well, not like this. Like you and Richard.
01:00:58I guess you could say he had a crush on me.
01:00:59A crush?
01:01:01Yeah.
01:01:06Don't you want to ask? Don't you want to know?
01:01:10No.
01:01:11I mean, no.
01:01:14I would never mean anything nasty or dirty or...
01:01:22And now he's with you.
01:01:25I couldn't give him what he wanted, so...
01:01:29He protects me and I protect him.
01:01:33Like a couple of Christians.
01:01:42So don't be shy, Sandy.
01:01:45You attracted to him?
01:01:48You attracted to my boyfriend?
01:01:51It's all good.
01:02:01Daisy, you're back.
01:02:03I'm back.
01:02:04Hello.
01:02:06What's going on here?
01:02:08Events. Culminating.
01:02:10I see.
01:02:11Do you, Dick?
01:02:12No.
01:02:13Richard was about to enjoy your wife.
01:02:15Enjoy my wife?
01:02:17Not my choice, dude.
01:02:19But how can you argue with these two beautiful babes?
01:02:22Not easily, I understand.
01:02:24But I have strength.
01:02:26I have willpower.
01:02:29Daisy?
01:02:30What happened earlier, though shot with excitement?
01:02:34It was wrong.
01:02:38You're a good man, Dick.
01:02:41What happened earlier?
01:02:43Nothing.
01:02:44Oh, Daisy, I...
01:02:45Yeah, I don't think it was nothing.
01:02:47It was nothing.
01:02:48What?
01:02:49What was nothing?
01:02:50Nothing.
01:02:50It was?
01:02:51It was.
01:02:51What happened earlier, Dick?
01:02:54Nothing.
01:02:55And what's going on here?
01:02:57Nothing.
01:02:58You were lying to me, Dick.
01:03:01You only ever told me half the story.
01:03:03Half of what story?
01:03:04What are people to you?
01:03:05Farm animals?
01:03:06You're surprising me.
01:03:06I'm confused.
01:03:08Give the gift of life.
01:03:08Give the gift of hope.
01:03:09Life's a dream.
01:03:11And why is this girl on our doorstep?
01:03:16What the hell are you guys talking about?
01:03:17The procedure, Dick.
01:03:18Excellent procedure.
01:03:20The colonic?
01:03:21Dear God, no.
01:03:22It's natural selection.
01:03:25Oh, that procedure.
01:03:26It's not so bad, Sam.
01:03:27It is so bad, Daisy.
01:03:29He's interfering with nature.
01:03:31It's sinister and cynical.
01:03:32Allow me to bury my emotions for the sake of the scientific method here.
01:03:35Your soft focus moment in our living room with this man
01:03:39could have easily resulted in the long lazy life of Richard the Hedonist Jr.
01:03:43Just what the world needs, huh?
01:03:44Another irresistible psychopath.
01:03:47And riddle me this.
01:03:48Why does nature always make psychopaths so fucking irresistible?
01:03:51I'm not a psychopath.
01:03:52So if I, as a doctor.
01:03:53He's not a psychopath.
01:03:54Choose to use my intellect and skill.
01:03:56The pundit word for what he is.
01:03:57To create cared for, wanted progeny.
01:03:59But it comes pretty close.
01:04:00Born to families of intellect and taste.
01:04:02I'm not a psychopath.
01:04:04So that my babies.
01:04:05Your babies.
01:04:05My babies won't result in more poverty, more misery, more violence.
01:04:09What about Vivian?
01:04:10What about Vivian?
01:04:12You broke her heart.
01:04:13She stopped taking her medication.
01:04:15What about Vivian?
01:04:16Actually seduced a frail old lady and then broke her heart.
01:04:18Why are you listening to me?
01:04:19And then she died.
01:04:20She stopped taking her medication.
01:04:22You'd rather listen to him?
01:04:23He seduced Vivian?
01:04:24As usual.
01:04:25Emotion over intellect.
01:04:26Can you imagine doing such a thing, Sandy?
01:04:28I can imagine anything.
01:04:30I'm right and you're wrong.
01:04:31That's why I went to Dick.
01:04:32To sell your eggs?
01:04:33I beg your pardon?
01:04:35To sell your eggs?
01:04:36To pay for the funeral?
01:04:37To what?
01:04:38Richard, how much have you lied to me?
01:04:40Dude, I only did it to get down your wife's pants.
01:04:43I should never have trusted you.
01:04:44You should never have fucked me over.
01:04:45How did I fuck you over?
01:04:47Belarus and Copenhagen fucked me over.
01:04:49Outsourcing.
01:04:49It's a fact of globalization.
01:04:50What eggs was I supposed to sell?
01:04:52Your eggs.
01:04:53Your ovum.
01:04:54Ova.
01:04:55You can sell them?
01:04:56Not legally.
01:04:56Yeah, babe.
01:04:57And a good looking talented girl like yourself could stand to get a good return.
01:05:02We should discontinue this conversation.
01:05:05I have been rendered speechless.
01:05:08You sell women's ovum?
01:05:09Ova.
01:05:10Not publicly.
01:05:10You sell them.
01:05:11It's not like a hot dog stand or anything.
01:05:13How can you sell something like that?
01:05:15With great care.
01:05:16Something Richard obviously knows nothing about.
01:05:18Richard's a moron.
01:05:18Can a psychopath be a moron?
01:05:20Maybe eugenics is the maybe girl?
01:05:21Who finds the girls?
01:05:23Good looking girls.
01:05:25Smart, good looking girls.
01:05:27Smart, good looking, generally white girls.
01:05:30I thought I reached a point in my life where nothing new would happen to me again.
01:05:33But now I have a boyfriend who kills an old lady, pimps for a Nazi doctor and brags about
01:05:38it to pick up chicks.
01:05:41Life is new.
01:05:42He didn't pick me up.
01:05:44He would have.
01:05:44I didn't kill Vivian.
01:05:46She stopped taking her medication.
01:05:48Nobody just stops taking their medication.
01:05:50You broke her heart.
01:05:51She died of a broken heart.
01:05:52Bullshit.
01:05:53No one dies of a broken heart.
01:05:55Tell them, Dick, it's physiologically impossible.
01:05:58I relinquished my voice.
01:06:00What the hell do you know of broken hearts?
01:06:01I'm more complex than I say that I am.
01:06:03When has your heart ever been broken?
01:06:05You loved her?
01:06:08Of course not.
01:06:10And she, not me, she just stopped taking her medication.
01:06:14I mean, how could I have loved her?
01:06:16She was like fucking 80 years old.
01:06:19I tried to love her.
01:06:21I thought if I could feel love for anything, I should be able to feel it for some sweet
01:06:24fucking old lady.
01:06:25And I tried.
01:06:26I really tried.
01:06:27But I had to pull out.
01:06:28It was, it was too ugly.
01:06:30It was too messy.
01:06:33Please do not make me describe it to you.
01:06:36And that's when she just happened to stop taking her medication.
01:06:39What a coinkydink.
01:06:41I'm not responsible for what other people do.
01:06:44Thank God I'm not having your baby the minute you feel love for something you kill it.
01:06:51You're not having his baby.
01:06:53That's why I went to Dick.
01:06:56Fortunately, we have a common mind when it comes to selective offspring.
01:07:00He couldn't face a richer junior any more than I could.
01:07:10Excuse me?
01:07:14I don't feel very well.
01:07:22Okay.
01:07:23Maybe for her, 20,000.
01:08:08How old are you?
01:08:11I'm 14.
01:08:15What happened?
01:08:19Richard was my granny's boyfriend.
01:08:22She was my favorite.
01:08:27She was dying and my mom had no money for the funeral.
01:08:33I wanted to help.
01:08:37Richard said my eggs could make money.
01:08:40So he started me on the medication.
01:08:44How much money?
01:08:47Richard said $1,000.
01:08:50I talked not to five.
01:08:54I had to inject myself with hormones every day.
01:08:58Try keeping those bruises from your gym coach.
01:09:03How did you get here?
01:09:07Richard threw this into the garbage can.
01:09:13I just came for the money.
01:09:19Sandy.
01:09:19Sandy.
01:09:21You seem like a good person.
01:09:25Maybe even Dick.
01:09:28Richard.
01:09:31I don't even know what Richard is.
01:09:38I'm sorry about your granny.
01:09:41It's okay.
01:09:43I'm okay.
01:09:45I feel okay now.
01:09:48They fooled me.
01:09:51I wanted to show how they fooled you.
01:10:02Now you can fool them.
01:10:07We're both fooling them, right?
01:10:09We're both fooling them, right?
01:10:29I don't know what I'm doing.
01:10:29I need a friend to stay there and want to stay in the house.
01:10:29That's like I'm in the house for a while.
01:10:30She's in the house for a while.
01:10:30I'll be wanting her here now.
01:10:32She's in the house for a while.
01:10:46I wish I had gum.
01:10:56Christ.
01:10:58I feel like smoking some fucking pot.
01:11:01Being high would be good.
01:11:03My uncle returned from Athens with, um, well, inexplicably, will this gift for me?
01:11:27My procedure, it's a, it's a market-based approach.
01:11:30It's a population control.
01:11:32I mean, I mean, if you're going to lock your kid up in a box and the only word I
01:11:35can learn
01:11:35to say is no, then I mean, you shouldn't be able to have babies.
01:11:40So how does this thing work, anyway?
01:11:41In the alpha map.
01:11:42And suck it when I light it.
01:11:44Right.
01:11:45I mean, you should need a license to breed.
01:11:47You know, it's just as simple as that.
01:11:49So I just, I just did it.
01:11:51Perfect.
01:11:53Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:11:55Oh, yeah!
01:11:59Fuck the week, right, Dick?
01:12:03Holy crap.
01:12:06Is he dead?
01:12:07Is he dead?
01:12:09I'm such a moron.
01:12:11Do you want me to fall out of love with you?
01:12:15Well...
01:12:16I don't know.
01:12:19Are you serious?
01:12:22What do you mean?
01:12:24Are you serious?
01:12:27Well, yeah.
01:12:30Jesus Christ.
01:12:32You are a heartless bastard.
01:12:35What?
01:12:36Why?
01:12:37Why?
01:12:38Why?
01:12:39Look at you.
01:12:41The biggest look you are, you know.
01:12:43What?
01:12:44Whatever.
01:12:45You killed an old lady.
01:12:47She stopped taking her medication.
01:12:50Believe what you want to believe.
01:12:50I'm still with you after that.
01:12:52And you want to dump me.
01:12:54I don't want to dump you.
01:12:57You don't?
01:12:59No.
01:13:02Well, why did you say, I don't know?
01:13:06When?
01:13:08Just now.
01:13:10Like a few sentences ago?
01:13:12Yeah.
01:13:17Because of Dick.
01:13:18Dick.
01:13:19That was an innocent flirtation.
01:13:21No!
01:13:21Because Dick fell over.
01:13:23He fell over.
01:13:24Dick fell over!
01:13:25Oh my god, Dick!
01:13:26He's coughing like a chicken.
01:13:27Let's see if I remember how to do this.
01:13:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:37Oh, my heart stopped.
01:13:44Dick, that sounded like Sandy.
01:13:50Dick, wake up.
01:13:52I think there's something wrong with Sandy.
01:13:53Sandy?
01:13:53What?
01:13:54What's wrong?
01:13:55What's wrong with Sandy?
01:14:02I didn't know you could do that.
01:14:44I didn't know you could do it.
01:14:49I knew that I was down on my body.
01:14:53Yeah!
01:14:55I know you could do it.
01:14:56And he dropped.
01:14:56I'm so scared to peek out.
01:14:56And I just need to explainPHY a script.
01:15:18I need to interrupt for a moment here.
01:15:22I don't want to startle anyone.
01:15:26But as we all know, these things happen.
01:15:35And when they do, we tend to ask, why?
01:15:42And sadly or not, there tends to be no why.
01:15:46But in this case, there is.
01:15:49Or I wouldn't be here, speaking to you now.
01:15:55Everything hunky-dory, chum?
01:16:01Women.
01:16:02Different creatures, ma'am.
01:16:04What happened, Dick?
01:16:05It's gone.
01:16:07What?
01:16:08What's gone?
01:16:09My son is gone.
01:16:15Not now, Richard.
01:16:17Every system nurtures the seed of its own destruction.
01:16:22When you delivered that baby the size of an apple, how hard was it to quiet the little
01:16:28voice in your head that told you to crush it?
01:16:31No.
01:16:33No.
01:16:46No.
01:16:59What?
01:17:28Oh, Jesus!
01:17:35Richard. Up and out.
01:17:36Daisy, could you stay for a bit? Just for Sandy?
01:17:40No, we have to go.
01:17:41She could use a woman now, maybe.
01:17:43I'll call. I'll call her, okay?
01:17:45You're her sister.
01:17:47Foster sister.
01:17:52You were going to announce it tonight.
01:17:55To us.
01:17:57Yes.
01:17:59We're not your friends, Dick.
01:18:02You shouldn't have wanted to tell us.
01:18:04Beg pardon?
01:18:07You should have had somebody else over.
01:18:10You shouldn't have invited us.
01:18:13I'm sorry.
01:18:40Remember when I had that Christmas party at the clinic?
01:18:43Nick, nobody came.
01:18:48I mean, who wants to go to an abortionist Christmas party?
01:18:53So when I saw an opportunity to do what those doctors on the top floor do, I just...
01:18:57I just took it.
01:19:00I thought I could make something beautiful.
01:19:05I just got...
01:19:06I just got out of control.
01:19:12Allie's 14.
01:19:14That was Richard.
01:19:16It was a mistake.
01:19:19It was greed.
01:19:30It made me feel strong.
01:19:35It made me feel strong.
01:19:40It made me feel strong.
01:19:47It made me feel strong.
01:20:20I'm crafty.
01:20:21Jeez, Sadie.
01:20:22Just give me a heart attack.
01:20:32I got rid of them though, didn't I?
01:20:34You did.
01:20:37Then I taught you a lesson.
01:20:39I'm sorry.
01:20:41I'll make changes.
01:20:42I'm...
01:20:43I am making changes.
01:20:47I'm gonna go to bed.
01:20:51I love you.
01:20:54Really?
01:20:56Yeah.
01:21:01Prove it.
01:21:17And so ends this story, as the beginning of my own, in the ponds of suburbia, where creatures
01:21:32like Zs still swim in circles.
01:21:34How was I supposed to know she was gonna steal?
01:21:44While others make a break for the banks.
01:21:59I know you're itching for a ride.
01:22:03So baby, hop in tight.
01:22:06So baby, hop in tight.
01:22:07But I'll take the wheel.
01:22:11I'll take the wheel
01:22:15No need to shift gears
01:22:19Cause I'm gonna steal
01:22:22I'll take the wheel
01:22:26I'll take the wheel
01:22:30No need to shift gears
01:22:33Cause I'm gonna steal
01:22:37I'll take the wheel
01:22:42I'll take the wheel
01:22:58I'm going out for some fun with my loaded gun
01:23:02Me and my bloody shoes
01:23:05Kicking the blame on you
01:23:11I'm like a man on the town
01:23:13I know it trickles down
01:23:15I've got a quiet place
01:23:17To take my absent heart
01:23:20And your female face
01:23:21This ain't no party, oh no
01:23:52This ain't no party, oh no
01:23:54And you can get on my face
01:23:56And I was born with a gun
01:23:58Get sealed with my pants on
01:24:00There'll be redemption for none
01:24:02I'll take you all down one by one
01:24:06This ain't no party, oh no
01:24:08This ain't no party, oh no
01:24:10This ain't no party, oh no
01:24:13This ain't no party, oh no
01:24:26This ain't no party, oh no
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