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00:07From Studio 6P in Rockalilla Center in the heart of New York City,
00:11it's the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:15Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Kristen Wiig.
00:19Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:20Ashton Kutcher, Arden Joe and Jan Joseph from K-pop Demon Hunter.
00:25Musical guests, Todd Myers, and featuring the legendary Ruth's crew.
00:292238!
00:31Yeah!
00:32And now, here he is, Jimmy Fallon!
00:38Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:40Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:44Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:46Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:48Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight!
00:51That's it!
00:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:57Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:00Come on, that's it!
01:03That feels good.
01:04Thank you very much.
01:05Enjoy yourself, everybody.
01:06Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show!
01:09You're it!
01:09This is it!
01:12Great hot show tonight.
01:14It's going to be fun.
01:14Guys, this weekend, they took down the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree.
01:17You see that?
01:18Yeah.
01:18But first, in order to do that,
01:20they had to get rid of everything that was living inside of it.
01:24Pigeons, squirrels, Rudy Giuliani.
01:26I mean, they had to get everything out.
01:29Yeah, the tree was tied up and whisked out in the middle of the night,
01:31just like a Venezuelan dictator.
01:37Speaking of,
01:39President Trump just hosted oil executives at the White House
01:42to talk about Venezuela,
01:43but the CEO of Exxon told Trump
01:45that the Venezuelan market is uninvestable.
01:48Yeah, they're like,
01:49Sir, we'd rather invest in a beach house in North Korea.
01:53They were like,
01:53Sir, we'd rather invest in LeBooBoo dolls, now.
01:57They were like,
01:57Sir, we'd rather invest in straight hockey shows.
02:03Get this, after his meeting with oil executives,
02:05Trump flew to Florida for a dentist appointment.
02:09Hey, if you're going to get a job looking at Trump's cavities,
02:11that's probably the one you want.
02:12You know?
02:14At the end of the visit,
02:16the dentist was like,
02:16I think you need a crown.
02:17And Trump was like,
02:18You read my mind, sister.
02:21Some more political news.
02:22The Justice Department has now launched
02:24a criminal investigation
02:25of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell
02:27over the cost of renovating
02:28the Federal Reserve headquarters.
02:30Trump said Powell is not very good at the Fed
02:33and not very good at building buildings.
02:37I'm not sure Trump's very good at wording words.
02:41Keep in mind, until recently,
02:43Trump thought the Fed chair
02:43is something you could buy at Raymoor & Flanagan.
02:46Well, guys, everyone's talking about Trump's foreign policy.
02:49He's been getting more and more aggressive
02:50towards other countries.
02:51If you haven't kept up, I'll break it down for you.
02:53Things are happening fast.
02:55Trump's threatening to invade Greenland
02:57just after he invaded Venezuela,
02:59or as he calls it...
03:00Venezuela's.
03:09What's next?
03:10Is he going to go into Africa
03:11and go after Namibia,
03:13or as he calls it...
03:14Nambia.
03:16Or maybe Tanzania,
03:17which he calls...
03:18Tanzania.
03:19Or maybe even Azerbaijan,
03:21or as he calls it...
03:22Ab-er-bai-jan.
03:24After that, he can go for the Middle East,
03:26maybe the United Arab Emirates,
03:27or as he calls it...
03:28The United Arab Emirates.
03:31It's not every country.
03:33Trump will probably let Saudi Arabia and Russia
03:35remain independent,
03:35or as he puts it...
03:37Saudi Arabia and Russia
03:39will...
03:47He should remember,
03:48we've got plenty of resources here at home
03:50in places like Texas,
03:51Louisiana, Arkansas,
03:53and Mississippi,
03:53or as he calls them...
03:55Texas, Louisiana,
03:56Arkansas,
03:57Mississippi...
03:59All of which are right here
04:00in the United States,
04:02or as he calls it...
04:03United States.
04:06United States.
04:10And finally, guys,
04:11today is National Pharmacist Day.
04:13Yeah!
04:16Whether you hand out pills
04:17from the counter at CBS
04:19or hand out weed from behind a 7-Eleven,
04:21we salute you.
04:22We have a great show.
04:23Give it up for The Roof!
04:24Round up!
04:25Come on,
04:25design a fine,
04:26a problem to fight on time.
04:27Steps beyond and not behind a line.
04:29Step a big door from the bar,
04:30better take it as it goes
04:31and all hands are warning.
04:34Hey!
04:35Good to see you, bud.
04:36What a show we have for you tonight.
04:37She is a hilarious actor
04:39who stars in Palm Royale.
04:40The season two finale
04:41premieres Wednesday
04:42on Apple TV.
04:44Kristen Wiig
04:45is here tonight!
04:46The best.
04:47The best.
04:48The best.
04:49He stars in the new show
04:51The Beauty.
04:52The first three episodes
04:53premiered January 21st
04:55on FX and Hulu.
04:56Ashton Kutcher
04:57is here tonight.
05:01And they're the voices
05:03of Rumi and Genu
05:04in the most watched
05:05Netflix movie of all time.
05:06K-pop demon hunters.
05:08Arden Cho and Ahn Hyo Sup
05:10from K-pop demon hunters
05:11are here tonight.
05:14And we got great music
05:16from Ty Meyers!
05:20Ow!
05:23Well, I got some cool news today.
05:26My show, On Brand,
05:27which aired on NBC
05:28and is available on Peacock
05:29right now,
05:30was just nominated
05:31for a NAACP Image Award
05:32for Best Host.
05:33Come on!
05:35Yes!
05:37So, congrats to everyone
05:38that worked so hard on that show
05:39and the best co-host
05:40you could even ask for,
05:41Bozema St. John.
05:43Congratulations, Boz.
05:44This is really cool.
05:45Thanks for that nomination.
05:48It's that cool time of year.
05:50I like this time of year.
05:50It's kind of cozy outside.
05:52It's a little chilly out.
05:53And I was looking at recipes online
05:55and I saw some really cool soup recipes
05:58from a lot of grandmas out there.
06:00And it's very adorable.
06:01I wanted to show you some right now.
06:02It's time for Mimi's Munchies.
06:09All right, let's take a look.
06:10This one here is on YouTube right here.
06:12It's Lentil Soup.
06:13Here, watch this.
06:15Oh.
06:15Oh, jeez.
06:22All right, we'll cut this out.
06:23All right.
06:25Identify the traffic lights.
06:26I'm like, I'm not a robot.
06:28This worked in rehearsal.
06:29All right, here we go.
06:29This one, this one, this one, and this one.
06:34All right, here we go.
06:35Mimi's Munchies.
06:36Let's go.
06:36Oh.
06:38Identify bicycles.
06:39I swear I'm not a robot.
06:41All right.
06:42That's a bicycle.
06:43Yes.
06:43One, two, three, four.
06:45There you go.
06:47Which pens have run out of ink?
06:49What?
06:49How would I know that?
06:52I don't know.
06:53I think maybe this one, this one, this one, and this one.
06:58Yep.
06:59He says, yeah, yourself from the future.
07:01This, uh, uh, probably him.
07:07Maybe him, him, and him.
07:10Which dental hygienist like to gossip while they clean your teeth?
07:13I, I, I, I have no idea.
07:15Uh, uh, this one, this one, this one, of course,
07:19and then that one.
07:20Yep, great.
07:21Okay.
07:22Which, the schnauzer's experiencing boredom.
07:25I, they all look kind of bored.
07:27I don't know, uh, this one, this one, this one, and this one.
07:32All right, very good.
07:33Let's do it.
07:34Here we go.
07:34The people who pronounce it expresso.
07:36Oh, yeah, that's annoying.
07:38It's annoying.
07:38Uh, but let me see.
07:40It's probably, uh, probably him, her, uh, and, yeah, this one, and this one.
07:44Here we go.
07:45Good.
07:45Here we go.
07:46All right.
07:48Buttons from Wolf Blitzer's jackets.
07:50I, I, I don't, I don't pay attention to his buttons.
07:52Uh, I, I would say probably Wolf wears, but this one, this one, this one, and this one.
07:57Okay.
07:59Moms who aren't mad, they're just disappointed.
08:01Okay, uh, that one.
08:04Yeah.
08:04That one, that one, and that one.
08:07All right, here we go.
08:07Let's get to the bit here.
08:09Capture complete.
08:10All right.
08:11All right, Mimi, come on.
08:12She's here.
08:13Unfortunately, we're out of time.
08:15We'll have to look at the recipes next week.
08:17Stick around.
08:17I'll be right back with Kristen Wiig, everybody.
08:19We're out of time.
08:20Let's get to the show.
08:25What do you like to do in your downtime?
08:28I drive around.
08:28I like to have fun.
08:30I like to have fun.
08:32I like to have fun.
08:34Sometimes I like a little chocolate.
08:37Sometimes I just like to take a bottle of a big old candy apple.
08:51Our first guest is an Oscar and Emmy-nominated actor
08:55who stars in Palm Royale.
08:57The season two finale airs Wednesday on Apple TV.
09:00Everyone, please welcome Kristen Wiig.
09:12Look at that.
09:14Come on, guys.
09:15That's what I'm talking about.
09:17Come on.
09:18Oh, yeah.
09:19That's what I'm talking about.
09:21Kristen Wiig.
09:22Welcome.
09:24Yeah.
09:25Yeah.
09:26That's what I'm talking about.
09:28Kristen.
09:30Ah, they love you.
09:31They love you.
09:32We love you.
09:32Come on.
09:33Hi, everybody.
09:33I want to talk Palm Royale.
09:35I want to talk everything.
09:36The last time I saw you was in this building.
09:39Yes.
09:39At the S&O 50th anniversary.
09:41That was the best, wasn't it?
09:42It was like the best weekend of my life.
09:44It was amazing.
09:45It was truly the concert.
09:47It was just, it was, yes.
09:49It was, yeah, it was amazing.
09:50You did one of my favorite bits.
09:51You were dressed as a green Eminem and you sang.
09:53Yeah.
09:54Mm-hmm.
09:54Yeah.
09:55There you are there.
09:56Yes.
09:57Does that, does it make sense?
09:59Are you nervous to know that you're performing for all these people that we love?
10:03Yeah, because you don't really know who's there and who's sitting where.
10:07And then I was coming down and I was like, oh, there's Jerry Seinfeld right there.
10:10And I remember I had to like sneak into this row and I thought maybe they would like clear the
10:17people behind me.
10:18But no, they didn't.
10:19They did not.
10:20There were people sitting, like, I think it was Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
10:24And like, I was just like, I'm so sorry.
10:26Like, their faces were like right, yes.
10:28You can see, it was Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
10:30Here she is trying to peek out.
10:31Oh, my God, look at her trying to get out.
10:34She's trying to see the sketch.
10:37And Will Forte and Sudeikis, God, they were hilarious.
10:40That was, oh, so fun.
10:41We had Kate McKinnon on the show not too long ago.
10:44And she told me that she gets mistaken for you.
10:46Do you get the same thing with Kate or other people?
10:49With Kate.
10:49You do?
10:50Oh, yeah.
10:50People think you're Kate McKinnon?
10:51Yes, I was getting a massage one time.
10:55Tell me.
10:56Welcome back to Massage Talk.
10:57Yeah.
10:58Welcome back to Massage Talk.
10:59I was like, yeah, I was like, had my face in the...
11:03Donut thing?
11:04Yeah, and then she started talking about SNL.
11:06I was like, oh, that's nice.
11:07And then she was talking about sketches that Kate had done.
11:11And I was like, oh, she thinks I'm Kate.
11:14And then I just didn't say, I just was like, thank you very much.
11:17I didn't want to say, I didn't want to like turn around and be like, listen.
11:20Hey, yeah.
11:21Yeah, I'm Kristen.
11:23Wait, yeah.
11:23Yeah, exactly.
11:25Yes, that's a compliment for me.
11:27I get Jimmy Kimmel at least three times a day.
11:29A day?
11:30Yeah, a day.
11:31Yeah, just this week I was in Barnes & Noble and these girls came up and said hi to me.
11:35And she goes, I named my plant after you.
11:38And I go, that's so nice.
11:39And her roommate said, no, you named the plant Jimmy Kimmel.
11:41She goes, ah, same diff.
11:45To me.
11:45To be fair, I thought, I thought I was doing Jimmy Kimmel.
11:50Oh, my God.
11:50No, no, no, no, no, sorry.
11:52I am surprised to see you out here.
11:55It's a different state.
11:57Why would he do that?
11:58That's weird.
11:59Last time you were here, by the way, we played a game where I read you the names of TV
12:04shows that you haven't seen.
12:05Yes, because I don't watch anything.
12:07No.
12:07And you had to describe the show to me.
12:09I thought it would be fun if we could play that one more time if you don't mind.
12:12Okay.
12:12Is that okay?
12:13Yes.
12:13And just embarrass me.
12:14Yes, you don't know what shows I'm going to say.
12:17I think that I know that you haven't seen it.
12:19Yes, yes, yes.
12:19Okay, here we go.
12:20Okay.
12:20Tell me about the show Game of Thrones.
12:24I know there's the Starks.
12:28Yes.
12:28Right?
12:29Yes.
12:29And there's like winter people.
12:34That's great.
12:35Like tree people, right?
12:37Are they like bark?
12:38Are they?
12:41This is not a bit.
12:42Wait, I know there's two families.
12:43Yes.
12:43And they fight.
12:44It's bad when winter comes, right?
12:46Yes.
12:46Like winter's coming.
12:47That's bad.
12:47They don't like that.
12:48And there's like monsters.
12:50Yes.
12:52And...
12:53Tree people.
12:54Sex.
12:54There's a lot of sex.
12:55Yeah, a lot of sex.
12:56Okay.
12:57That's it.
12:58That's it.
12:58That's it.
12:58You summed it up perfectly.
12:59That's great.
13:00That's great.
13:00That's Game of Thrones.
13:01All right.
13:03I'm the only person in the world who has not watched that show.
13:07And I'm embarrassed.
13:07No, that's why I love it.
13:09I love it.
13:10All right.
13:10But how about, tell me about Emily in Paris.
13:15She's Emily?
13:17Yes.
13:19She goes to Paris.
13:21I know she's like in fashion.
13:23Yes.
13:23And she works for like a mean lady?
13:29Yeah.
13:29Really?
13:30I think so.
13:30Oh, okay.
13:31She works for a mean lady and she's trying to be a designer?
13:35Yes.
13:36Something like that.
13:36Okay, okay.
13:36You're very good.
13:37That's close.
13:37That's not bad.
13:38That's not bad.
13:38Okay.
13:39How about this?
13:40Big Bang Theory.
13:42Okay.
13:43Giant show.
13:44I know.
13:44Giant show.
13:45I know they're smart.
13:47Yes.
13:47And they're all like in college and they live together.
13:53And they like help each other with like their projects.
13:58They help each other with their projects?
14:00But then they get older because they get older.
14:01Of course.
14:01And then they have jobs, right?
14:03There you go.
14:04That's Big Bang Theory.
14:07I won't put you up.
14:08One more.
14:09One more.
14:09Okay.
14:10He did Rivalry.
14:11I know.
14:12I will watch this.
14:14I know it's hockey.
14:15Okay.
14:16Now we're talking.
14:16And I know there's love.
14:17Oh, yeah.
14:19That's right.
14:19Yes.
14:20I know there's hockey.
14:21That's the slogan.
14:21I know there's hockey and I know there's love.
14:24From what I know, I will watch it.
14:25That's what I'm talking about.
14:26There you go.
14:27That's some TV reviews for the rest of the week.
14:30Now let's talk about your great show, Palm Royale.
14:33Congratulations.
14:34I know nothing about it.
14:34No, no, no.
14:35You're in this one.
14:36Yes, okay.
14:36By the way, it's amazing what you did.
14:40I remember last time you came on, you go,
14:41I only saw like the first three episodes.
14:42No, watch the whole thing.
14:44You're going to freak out.
14:44It was great.
14:45Crazy twist.
14:46You're so funny.
14:48It is so good.
14:49And this season, you found out your character has a twin sister.
14:53Yes.
14:54And you play your twin.
14:56Yes.
14:57That is the best.
14:58Weirdly, I've always wanted to do that.
15:00Yeah.
15:01Like, you know, the old, you know, like, bewitched.
15:05Yeah, the old sitcoms where it's just the same actress.
15:07Yeah.
15:08She was up with a brown wig and she's like,
15:09I'm your identical cousin.
15:11And you just make sense.
15:12Yes.
15:13That's kind of what we were kind of playing off of.
15:15It's genius.
15:16I got to play my twins.
15:19What was it like working with you?
15:20So.
15:23So difficult.
15:24You were.
15:25Yeah.
15:25Oh, that's unfortunate.
15:26She was.
15:26She was.
15:27She was.
15:28I was great.
15:29Oh, my God.
15:29Of course.
15:29She was hard.
15:30Difficult and hard.
15:31She was tough.
15:32What do we say about the season?
15:33How do we set up?
15:34It's bigger and.
15:37Bolder?
15:38Bolder.
15:38Batter and bolder.
15:39And the stories are really fun.
15:42It's very funny.
15:43Our cast is incredible.
15:45There's musicals.
15:47There's intrigue.
15:48Yes.
15:48I don't know.
15:48Is there murder?
15:49Watch.
15:50Watch.
15:50We don't know.
15:51I want to show everyone a clip.
15:52Here's Kristen Wiig in season two of Palma Royale.
15:54Take a look.
15:55Tell me everything.
15:56Start from the instant you were born and they chose you and not me.
15:59Let's not focus on the bad stuff.
16:01I have an idea.
16:03Let's tell each other secrets.
16:04Oh, what kind of secrets?
16:06Deep, only tell your twin kind of secrets.
16:10Okay.
16:11I've been married happily for about 20 years, which I think is a success in that department.
16:16But otherwise, I haven't really had much luck.
16:20Romance wise.
16:22Really?
16:23You're so pretty.
16:26Come on.
16:27You are brilliant.
16:29I love you.
16:30Kristen Wiig, everyone.
16:31The season finale of Palma Royale airs this Wednesday on Apple TV.
16:35More with Kristen after the break.
16:37Stick around, everybody.
16:45Now you're going to attack me, right?
16:46You're going to come attack me.
16:47I'm going to tell you.
16:48Just come after me.
16:50Okay, so you're coming after me.
16:51I'm instantly going here, right?
16:54So now you think you're in control, right?
17:06Welcome back, everyone.
17:07We're hanging out with Kristen Wiig now.
17:12Kristen, we always have fun when you're on the show.
17:14I thought we could try a new game tonight.
17:16It's called Talking for Each Other.
17:17Here we go.
17:19Talking for each other, yeah.
17:24Here's how it works.
17:25We're going to take turns drawing one of these cards.
17:27Each card has a prompt on it.
17:29You'll read the prompt, look directly into the camera, and then answer.
17:32But here's the catch.
17:33You won't actually be speaking.
17:34You'll be lip-syncing as the other person answers for you.
17:37Okay.
17:38Kristen, because you're my guest, you'll lip-sync first.
17:40Go ahead and pick the first card.
17:42Oh, that's what you just want me to do at first?
17:43No, you read the prompt, and then I'll do you.
17:46What do you like to do in your downtime?
17:51Well, in my downtime, I like to pretend I'm an old, fancy lady from the Gilded Age,
18:00and I take a horse and carriage around, and I drive around.
18:04Oh, man, I like to have fun.
18:06I like it to have fun.
18:08I like it to have fun.
18:09I like it to have the fun.
18:12Amazing.
18:13Yeah, have the fun?
18:15Amazing.
18:16That's an interesting answer.
18:17That's amazing.
18:18All right, let me read my prompt.
18:20Here we go.
18:22Jimmy, what is your favorite dessert?
18:25Oh, that's so hard, because everybody knows I got a sweet tooth, and my sweet tooth takes
18:35over.
18:36Sometimes I like a little chocolate.
18:39Sometimes I just like to take a bottle of a big old candy apple.
18:44But wait.
18:47Don't you dare try to give me old-fashioned.
18:54Fudge.
18:56Nope.
19:01Why are we Southern?
19:03We both did Southern people.
19:05That's how we improvise.
19:07What are your five favorite words?
19:11My five favorite words, starting with number five, is, of course, spaghetti.
19:22Number two, Luciano Pavarotti.
19:29Number three, let me think of me.
19:35Thinky.
19:36First, sakey.
19:37Uh, okay, I got it.
19:39Three.
19:41Surprise.
19:44I put a little shh in all my words, because it kind of makes it a little special.
19:50Number three, meatballs.
19:53Number four, my favorite state, Mississippi.
19:59And number five, is, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
20:08Southern.
20:08I went Southern again.
20:09I went Southern.
20:10I don't know why.
20:11I went Southern again.
20:12All right.
20:13Oh, now I answer.
20:14All right.
20:14Here we go.
20:14Back to me.
20:14I don't know why I went Southern again.
20:16Sorry.
20:16I don't know.
20:17All right, Jimmy, you're a tour guide giving a tour of Times Square, but you're shy.
20:23Okay.
20:25Yeah, well, there's this building over here.
20:27I don't know.
20:28Never mind.
20:29Oh, sometimes I get a little nervous with all the windows.
20:33I see my reflection, and I'm like, oh, my God, how many of me are there?
20:37And then I'm like, calm down, Jimmy.
20:40It's just me.
20:42Oh, God, look at all the people.
20:45I want to tell you something about this fountain, but I'm a little nervous.
20:49Okay, I'll tell you.
20:51I go in here sometimes.
20:53I take off my clothes.
20:56I roll around in the water.
20:58I don't take the money.
21:05I don't take the money.
21:08Oh, you heard it.
21:09Oh, God.
21:10That sound means we're down to the final round, so this one is for both of us.
21:15Okay.
21:17Oh, you little son.
21:19Sing an original song about why Mondays are actually great.
21:23Alternating verses whenever you hear a ding.
21:26Okay.
21:30Oh, Mondays are my favorite day.
21:34The favorite day of the week.
21:37Monday.
21:38Favorite day.
21:40I like it because they like to sneak up behind Tuesdays.
21:44Oh, I can't stop laughing when I think about Monday.
21:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:50But the best part about Monday is that it's before Wednesday, the worst day of the week.
21:56There you have it, everybody.
21:58That's our song, Monday.
21:59Now the best.
22:00Kristen Wiig, everybody.
22:01The new season of Palm Royale is streaming now on Apple TV.
22:06Stick around.
22:07We'll be right back with Akson Kutcher.
22:27Our next guest is a very talented actor who stars in the new show, The Beauty.
22:32The first three episodes premiered January 21st at 9 p.m. on FX and Hulu.
22:38Please welcome Ashton Kutcher.
22:54That's what I'm talking about.
22:56Welcome back.
22:58What a show.
23:02Welcome back to the show.
23:03Oh, it's so good to be here.
23:05I like your hat.
23:06I know you were a big Chicago Bears.
23:08Oh, you don't.
23:08Yeah.
23:09Congratulations.
23:10What a game.
23:11Oh, my gosh.
23:13What a game.
23:13I couldn't even.
23:14I almost said I had a heart attack and then I came back from a heart attack.
23:17Yeah.
23:17And then survived that.
23:19And then it was.
23:20Oh, my God.
23:20How much of a fan are you?
23:23Are you like.
23:23It's bad.
23:24It is.
23:25Yeah, it's bad.
23:26You're serious.
23:27It's like borderline unhealthy.
23:28Do you think that you have something to do with the way the game is going to end up?
23:32I'm 100% certain that the outcome of the game is based on how I'm behaving.
23:37And everyone in the room.
23:39Like, I'll make people stand still.
23:41I'm like, something good happened.
23:42Don't move.
23:43You've got to stay there.
23:44I love that.
23:44No, I swear.
23:45Superstition.
23:46So the first half, I'm up.
23:46I'm pacing.
23:47I'm coaching.
23:48I'm doing the thing.
23:48I sit down at halftime.
23:49I'm like, oh, my gosh.
23:50This is not going the way we thought it was going to go, guys.
23:52Like, we got to.
23:53So then I sit down.
23:54Then the second half happens.
23:56Things start going well.
23:57My buddy leaves to go to the bathroom.
23:58He's now not allowed to come back in the room.
24:01That's correct.
24:01So he's got to watch it from the other room.
24:04Yes.
24:04And so he watches it.
24:05Then my buddy shows up with pizza.
24:07And then we start doing real well.
24:09Because somebody's eating the pizza.
24:10I'm like, we all got to eat pizza.
24:11Let's go.
24:12Everybody get a slice.
24:13Let's order another.
24:14That's how bad it is.
24:15That's wild.
24:16How is the family?
24:17Mila was just on the show a couple months ago.
24:19She was fantastic.
24:20She's great.
24:20She says, thank you for the sardines.
24:23Jimmy sent, like, a crate of sardines to our house.
24:26Not a crate.
24:26Because they were talking about sardines.
24:28Because I got her this tin for our anniversary.
24:31Because it was the tin anniversary.
24:32It was a very romantic gift.
24:34No, there's so much sardines.
24:36Congratulations.
24:36And now she, I was leaving the house.
24:38And she's, like, eating the sardines on toast.
24:40And she's about to take a bite.
24:41I'm like, wait, can you kiss me first?
24:43Kiss me first.
24:44Let's talk about your new series, The Beauty.
24:46Oh, my God.
24:47This is on FX and Hulu.
24:49How do we explain this show?
24:50How do we set it up for everybody?
24:51Okay, this thing is wild.
24:52This is wild.
24:53This is the wildest thing I've ever done.
24:56So, I play a trillionaire, Jimmy.
24:59Not a billionaire.
25:00No.
25:01A trillionaire.
25:01Ooh.
25:02Okay, this is like, that's three more zeros.
25:04Yeah, that's real.
25:04That's, like, the real thing, right?
25:06Yeah, billionaires think of the past.
25:07You're thinking you put the money in an ETF.
25:08You're getting 10% on that.
25:10That's 10 bill a year.
25:11Right?
25:11That's just...
25:12Easy.
25:12Just coming off the top.
25:13Just coming off the top.
25:13Okay, so I invent a super drug that is basically the fountain of youth, and it makes you the
25:19most beautiful version of yourself.
25:21Okay?
25:22Fantastic.
25:22So, this drug is wonderful, except for it's also an STD.
25:31So, the first person who gets this drug, if you get a little, you give the drug away for
25:38free.
25:39And I don't know that, that it's viral, and so now I've got to contain the drug from
25:44going viral so I can make money off the drug to sell the drug.
25:48One more catch.
25:51After about 800 days, you explode.
26:00Now, you can take it, and you're going to feel real good looking for 800 days.
26:05You've got to really want this.
26:06But you're going to blow up.
26:08And that's another problem.
26:10We didn't know that there was an issue with the drug, and so now we've got to sort that
26:13out as well.
26:14And so, my character's trying to sort things out, and meanwhile, I've got the feds coming
26:19after me, and all kinds of problems.
26:21And so, it's like this combo war with me and the feds over this super drug.
26:26Brilliant.
26:27I love this.
26:27I love this idea.
26:28The beauty.
26:30I want to show a clip.
26:32Here's Ashton Kutcher in The Beauty.
26:34Take a look.
26:35We live in a world of perpetual upgrades, from iPhones to toothpaste to semi-glutides.
26:40If my Pomp-State Leon boosters keep them alive and forever young, they'll be begging for
26:44it, like a diabetic cries out for insulin.
26:47That's like, what, six shots a day?
26:50There he is.
26:51Hey.
26:56You know what, Ray?
26:57Just to spite you, water down the doses.
26:59We'll double production.
27:00Instead of once a month, we'll give it to them once a week.
27:02Price stays the same.
27:03Good talk, Ray.
27:07There you go.
27:08Come on.
27:08That's how you do it.
27:11Before we go, I also want to congratulate you on getting your black belt in jiu-jitsu.
27:18That's not easy.
27:20Congratulations.
27:21How long did that take?
27:2315 years.
27:25This is Higan Machado, who's like one of the greatest in the world.
27:27That's my coach.
27:28And he's coached me for 15 years.
27:31And I don't know.
27:32I feel like he gave it to me out of pity.
27:35He's like, you're getting up there, man.
27:36Like, unless you get...
27:38But it's a huge, huge, huge, huge, huge honor.
27:42And, like, I can't believe...
27:45And I've had so many people that I've sparred with over the years and I attribute it all to them.
27:51Could you maybe show me a jiu-jitsu move?
27:56Yeah, let's do it.
27:57You want to do something?
27:58Yeah.
27:59Let's do it.
27:59Yeah, I'll do it.
28:00Let's go.
28:01Okay.
28:01All right.
28:02What do I do?
28:02All right.
28:03Here we go.
28:04All right.
28:04Let's do something.
28:05Okay, so, you know...
28:06Okay, here.
28:06Come on.
28:06Come over here.
28:07So, you know, like, the whole thing with jiu-jitsu is, like, most fights go to the ground, right?
28:11Yeah.
28:12Okay, so, like, within, like, seconds, they go to the ground.
28:14So, you're fighting off the ground, right?
28:15Okay.
28:15So, let's just say you push me down, right?
28:17So, let's just, like, shove me.
28:17Oh.
28:18Oh, no, Jimmy.
28:19Oh, I fell down, right?
28:20Okay, so, now I'm down.
28:21And now you're going to attack me, right?
28:23You're going to come attack me.
28:24I'm going to...
28:24Just come at...
28:25Come after me.
28:26Okay, so, you're coming after me.
28:27I'm going to...
28:28I'm instantly going here, right?
28:30So, now, you think you're in control, right?
28:32So, now, what we're going to do is we're going to put together a simple sweep, okay?
28:37You're going to do it here, and then push it, like this, right?
28:41So, now, I got you.
28:43All right, now, you're going to...
28:43You can do this to me.
28:45All right, yeah, come on.
28:46Come on.
28:46You okay?
28:47I give up.
28:47I give up.
28:48Okay.
28:48I give up.
28:49Okay, now, I'm going to put you on my...
28:51No, Jimmy, you're down.
28:53Okay.
28:53Move this way.
28:54Move this way.
28:54I don't want you to get hurt.
28:55Okay.
28:55I'm already hurt.
28:56Okay, Jimmy, you're such a bad guy.
28:58I'm going to get you.
28:59I'm coming in.
29:00Oh.
29:01Wrap your legs.
29:02Oh.
29:03Wrap him.
29:05Jeez, Jimmy, easy.
29:06Okay, ready?
29:07Okay.
29:07What do I do?
29:08Now, you're going to drop this knee on the inside.
29:10Put this one on the...
29:11Grab my hand.
29:13Now, scissor.
29:14Scissor.
29:15Kick it.
29:16Kick it.
29:20Ow!
29:21Oh!
29:21Yes!
29:22Yes!
29:23My job!
29:24My job!
29:24My job!
29:25I've seen Clincher, everybody!
29:26I did it!
29:27That's hard.
29:28How did you put me like that?
29:29The Beauty premieres in three episodes on January 21st at 9 p.m.
29:33on FX and Hulu.
29:35More content after the break.
29:36Stick around.
29:37Dude!
29:38That was a good foot, man.
29:39That was amazing.
29:41That was crazy.
29:57You know our next guest as the voices of Rumi and Genu
30:02in the most watched Netflix film of all time, K-pop Demon Hunters,
30:06which is streaming right now.
30:07Please welcome Arden Cho and Ann Joseph.
30:10Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop music, pop, pop, pop, pop, music.
30:40I mean, you'd think we hang out all the time or fight.
30:43Yeah, but it was just all voiceovers,
30:45so you're never in the booth at the same time.
30:47Never, yeah.
30:47Well, welcome to the show.
30:49Congrats on the success.
30:50K-pop Demon Hunters.
30:51Holy moly.
30:52I think it's been watched over, like,
30:54half a billion times or something,
30:55like 500 million times.
30:56It's the biggest film in the history of Netflix.
31:00It's the biggest film.
31:02And last night, it won the Golden Globe
31:03for Best Animated Feature.
31:05Come on!
31:09You boys, Rumi and Genu.
31:12Arden, when you auditioned originally,
31:14it wasn't for Rumi, right?
31:16It was someone else?
31:16Yeah, it's pretty wild.
31:17I actually auditioned for Celine.
31:19And I remember it was August 2022.
31:21I just sent a simple voice note.
31:23Sounded cool.
31:24K-pop Demon Hunters.
31:25I like K-pop.
31:26I like demon hunting, so why not?
31:27Yeah.
31:29And then I didn't hear anything,
31:31and about a year later, I got an email that was like,
31:33hey, would you like to come in for a callback for Rumi?
31:36Yes.
31:37And I was like, wait.
31:40The lead?
31:41Yeah.
31:42Would I like to?
31:43Yeah.
31:43I mean, of course.
31:45You're fantastic.
31:46I booked a ticket.
31:46I flew in from Korea.
31:47I was on vacation in Korea.
31:48So, yeah, flew in, came into Sony.
31:50We had, like, an hour-long session,
31:51and then a month later, I was working.
31:53Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
31:57Yosef, what did you feel when you first read the script?
31:59Well, when I first saw the title,
32:01K-pop Demon Hunters, I thought,
32:04okay, this could be very interesting or very weird.
32:08Yeah.
32:09Yeah.
32:09Because I've never seen K-pop
32:11and demon hunting at the same time anyway.
32:13The world hadn't.
32:14No.
32:15Yeah.
32:15We didn't know we needed it.
32:17So, when I first read the script,
32:21I just thought it was really fun, very playful,
32:24and also it had a really good message.
32:26So, I thought the kids would definitely love it.
32:29And I was a very, I was a big fan of an animation as a kid.
32:34It was amazing.
32:35This animation was next level.
32:36It is.
32:37It's gorgeous.
32:38And one of my favorite was Frozen.
32:40And that was, like, almost my entire childhood.
32:44Although I watched it when I was, like, 20.
32:48But, yeah, I mean, I know how impactful it is for kids
32:53to have these kind of meaningful animations.
32:55And to be able to be on the other side
32:57to give back the message to kids,
32:59it just felt really special.
33:00Congratulations.
33:02That is cool.
33:03But you're also a very talented musician as well.
33:06So, I know you did separate covers of the song Free.
33:09I feel like the fans are demanding our cover as well.
33:12Yeah, let's see.
33:13I want to hear that.
33:14Let's go.
33:15I want to make that happen.
33:16Let's do it.
33:17Let's do it.
33:17One of these days.
33:19I thought that could be kind of fun
33:20if I maybe showed you guys.
33:21For the fans, yeah.
33:22For the fans.
33:23Yeah, they have to.
33:24I thought it would be interesting
33:25if I maybe just showed a couple of just stills
33:28from the movie,
33:28and maybe you can tell me about your voice
33:31and what you did to when you were recording.
33:34Like, this is Rumi and Gino, obviously.
33:37But then this is Gino slipping.
33:41When you slip, can you give a little line
33:44for what you would do here when you slip?
33:46So, I went, like,
33:48this was when Rumi was about to run away from,
33:50I mean, Gino was about to run away from Rumi,
33:52and I did something like,
33:55and then I said,
33:58which means I'm sorry in Korean.
34:01Wow.
34:02Oh, I got to go back and watch that.
34:04All right, this is Rumi screaming.
34:07Yeah!
34:08Yes!
34:10Come on, Jimmy.
34:11You can do it.
34:11Yeah, I can try to do it.
34:12All right, ready?
34:12Yeah!
34:14Uh, uh, Gino laughing?
34:19No, because Gino's a demon,
34:21I wanted to be kind of lovable,
34:23so I wanted to be kind of goofy.
34:24Yeah.
34:25So I was like,
34:27or something.
34:29I feel like we can all do it.
34:30Yeah.
34:32How about this last one here?
34:33This is when you get on the plane.
34:34Oh, not our fans.
34:36Yes!
34:37That's right.
34:37Hey, come on.
34:38Classic.
34:39Not our fans.
34:41But this is one that I feel like,
34:44I feel like we should all do it.
34:46Oh, we can do it?
34:46Not our fans?
34:47Yeah.
34:48I mean, what do you guys think?
34:49Do we think Jimmy and Gino's love to do not our fans?
34:52Yeah.
34:53Ready?
34:53Should we do it?
34:54Yeah, let's do it.
34:55Three, two, one.
34:57Not our fans.
34:59I want to show everyone a clip.
35:01Here's Arden Cho and Ahn Yosef
35:03in K-pop Demon Hunters.
35:05Take a look.
35:06Pathetic.
35:06I'm pathetic?
35:07You can't even talk about your patterns.
35:10You don't want to talk about my patterns.
35:12I hate them.
35:13Just like I hate all demons.
35:15How I hate Kima.
35:16If hate could defeat Kima,
35:18I would have done it a long time ago.
35:20Trust me.
35:21Excuse me, Mr. Gino.
35:24I made this for you.
35:26Uh, for me?
35:31Maybe listen to those voices
35:33instead of the ones in your head.
35:35Yeah.
35:36Come on.
35:37Arden Cho and Ahn Yosef.
35:39K-pop Demon Hunters is streaming now on Netflix.
35:42More tonight's show after the break.
35:44Stick around, everybody.
35:45I've walked up slumped this,
35:47Squirrel or Decepted.
35:48The beats are perfected,
35:49the hood is infested.
35:50It's remote destruction,
35:52my vocal abomption.
35:53Let's speak about corruption,
35:54with no introduction.
35:57That's silly, it's Philly.
35:59Y'all really ain't stopping the boy with the pin.
36:03Performing his platinum hit, Thought It Was Love,
36:07from his debut album, The Select.
36:09Give it up for Ty Meyers!
36:22I woke up with a headache today
36:27Cause I've got a mortgage due
36:31In an empty bed to me
36:37And girl, it's funny to me
36:40How much I hate your memory
36:44But unlike you, it'll always be with me
36:51No matter how bad I wanted to leave
36:58Started smoking cigarettes again
37:02But I only lied a few
37:05Cause you're not here
37:07To tell me I can't
37:12And girl, I wish I could say
37:16Whiskey helps to drown the pain
37:20But it only helps to drive me insane
37:28Every time I hear your name
37:35Baby, I bet you're happy now
37:40Probably found you someone new
37:43Who's got his life all figured out
37:49As for me
37:51I stay locked up in this old bed room
37:55Writing songs for you
37:57And thinking about us
38:04Girl, I thought he was nice
38:08Girl, I thought he was nice
38:30Cause I've got a mortgage due
38:34And no one laying by my side
38:40I never knew what king's has been
38:44But it gets so cold
38:46When the king is down
38:48And he is alone
38:55Who knows I need a queen
38:57Lord knows I need a queen
38:59Yeah
39:00Lord
39:02Baby, I bet you're happy now
39:07Probably found you someone new
39:10Who's got his life all figured out
39:16As for me, I stay locked up in this old bedroom
39:22Writing songs for you and thinking about it
39:31Girl, I thought he was love
39:39Girl, I knew he was love
39:46I guess I didn't know what love was
40:09Come on, that is how you do it right there
40:12Come on, bud
40:13Ty Myers
40:15The Select is out now
40:17My thanks to Kristen Wiig
40:19Ashton Kutcher
40:20Arden Cho
40:22Anjoseph
40:23Ty Myers once again
40:25That was great, bud
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