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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07Why?
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:23This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:26I only want you.
00:00:30Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:50my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:01In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:04It's pure tragic.
00:01:05Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:07but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:09So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:27Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh my god.
00:01:34Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:39Starring him!
00:01:43Alright, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:59What brings us?
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:02You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye out of you.
00:02:06What?
00:02:07A roommate?
00:02:08No, I'm an adult.
00:02:09I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:14Okay.
00:02:15Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:44I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:46The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed
00:02:49a ten-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie.
00:02:52My eyes are up here.
00:02:54What?
00:02:54Ellie.
00:02:55Whoa, Ellie.
00:02:56Quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:00I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:02And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04And put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:07I just gotta share.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right?
00:03:10You're in a watch duty now.
00:03:11You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Rowan.
00:03:18Rowan.
00:03:18I'm gonna wanna sleep with you, Rowan.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:21All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right, later, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one
00:03:27having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey.
00:03:35Hey, it reminds me.
00:03:37Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:41I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:45It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:57don't wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:02Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I hit a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:20What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:23What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about me?
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:39Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go, actually, um, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:54And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:20No.
00:05:23Hi.
00:05:24Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:29Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:31And...
00:05:31more delicate.
00:05:33You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:43But you have to prove your bets first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah, probably.
00:05:56Where is he?
00:05:58He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway.
00:06:00Third door on the left.
00:06:02And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:07See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:16She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:20Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:45Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:47Hmm.
00:06:47We lost, and we still have stuff.
00:06:53Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:54What?
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:00Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa.
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:09I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:17Why?
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:45of course he is who else could it be look i need to ask you something you know you have
00:07:51a habit of
00:07:52walking in on me when i'm half naked brett this is serious okay the girls on the cheerleading team
00:07:57said that i need to ask your permission to be put on the squad elson i think these girls are
00:08:00messing with you i'm the captain of the team but it doesn't mean i decide the roster the coach is
00:08:05it oh my god it's all right uh i i have to go cool it down sleep art you look
00:08:13thirsty
00:08:21hey well great well you guys are gonna be running last and you fucking puke put it down
00:08:30let's get you out of here i don't want to see you like this it's okay i can just go
00:08:45i finally did it the thing i fantasized about since i was 12 years old i kissed my brother's
00:08:51best friend and holy hell it felt good the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:21in the men's shower allison unenged does he kiss as good as he looks
00:09:27kill me now
00:09:34what are you doing here i'm here to pick you up obviously
00:09:41didn't your practice end like four hours ago yes you did you've just been waiting
00:09:45yeah and uh whose fault is that i messaged you oh crap i blocked him the second i hit send
00:09:53on that smut i was dying of embarrassment i must have missed your message sorry
00:10:00missed my message sure you know i don't think so i think i've been blocked for a month
00:10:07what okay come on what just give it back whatever you hold on you're texting chad i've been blocked
00:10:15for a month but you're texting chad at midnight now chad is a walking std he sleeps with everything
00:10:20that moves are you are you into that we're doing a school project together ah school project yes you
00:10:26know chad is definitely known for his academic passions well it's the truth so can you just give
00:10:30me my phone back please hold on let me do something really quick what are you doing
00:10:35there you go chad is deleted what what stop it's already done that's not cool you can't do that
00:10:41that's not fair uh yes it is because listen you're my business now so right now i want you to
00:10:48open
00:10:49your phone i said take your phone up cool do what i want you to uh pin my contact to
00:10:59the top
00:11:08keep it cool allison act like you've been in a car before this is literally my fanfic
00:11:14the car the moonlit night and the brooding quarterback i'm gonna spontaneously combust
00:11:26this is all i've ever wanted
00:11:29my only i only have ever wanted you
00:11:37yes
00:11:40harder faster i'm coming
00:11:44yes any a little bit of air it's really hot in here i shouldn't mess with her like this
00:11:50ron is gonna kill me but she's too cute
00:11:55no i just
00:11:56oh my god even my stories didn't go that far i mean if we actually have sex in real life
00:12:10would i even survive that you have double xl condoms do you see
00:12:14i'll tell you this it's for grown-ups do you actually use those
00:12:18yeah there's no way that's like a sleeping bag
00:12:25what did you like to know
00:12:31yeah well you're the one leaving your stash out in the open so
00:12:33yeah you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room
00:12:36you kissed me back
00:12:38you basically attacked me i was just trying not to crack my head against the floor
00:12:48pathetic i'm actually pathetic i thought he kissed me back i'm such an idiot
00:12:54forget i said anything
00:12:55you know why don't we talk about something that matters
00:12:57now that you're my responsibility we're gonna sit in some new ground
00:13:01excuse me there's gonna be a 9 p.m curfew
00:13:05no parties no frat boys
00:13:07man you're gonna share your life location with me all the time
00:13:09are you insane who do you think you are my father
00:13:18i'm your roommate and i'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:23so he does just see me as a liability
00:13:27yeah we're roommates that means we're equals
00:13:31that means you don't get to tell me what to do
00:13:34so you're forgetting the point where i said that i am your brother's best friend
00:13:38and ron has already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:41and do whatever i want you to do to make sure that you're safe
00:13:44why don't you consider me your brother pro max
00:13:49nope definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large
00:13:53no pro max not when he looks like that
00:13:58you're pregnant too
00:13:59yeah this whole thing is ridiculous
00:14:05first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:08now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties i can go to
00:14:11you don't get to tell me about them
00:14:13i'm not your prisoner
00:14:15i don't control what i do
00:14:17yes i do
00:14:30freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe
00:14:34fetish slash lingerie dress code
00:14:37mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders
00:14:40lingerie?
00:14:42seriously?
00:14:44but if i don't go it'll be social suicide and i'll never make the squat
00:14:48i'm not letting rita win
00:14:51i'm your roommate and i'm also your brother's best friend
00:14:54since that's all he wants to be
00:14:56a roommate
00:14:56my brother's best friend
00:14:58screw him
00:14:59i don't take orders from those
00:15:22oh my god
00:15:24did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30look everyone the strippers arrived
00:15:33let's all give little miss flicker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment
00:15:39thanks
00:15:40at least i don't look so ordinary
00:15:43you spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me
00:15:46i'm starting to think you have a crush rita
00:15:50now are we gonna have some fun
00:15:52or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night
00:15:57turn the music up let's play a game
00:16:13i dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now
00:16:24shit
00:16:24i don't have any guy friends here
00:16:27chad is deleted and i can't call brett
00:16:30what's the matter?
00:16:32no guys want you?
00:16:34tick tock sweetie
00:16:36she's stalling
00:16:37she doesn't have anyone to help
00:16:39you can't get a guy?
00:16:41you dress like a hooker
00:16:42you flash your tits and a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:44you dress like a hooker
00:16:46just give me a second
00:16:47just give me a second
00:16:47just give me a second
00:16:56hey allison
00:16:57yeah allison
00:16:57yeah allison
00:16:58yeah allison
00:16:58yeah allison
00:17:04that is punishment for wasting our time
00:17:07if you're so thirsty
00:17:09lick it up
00:17:14lick it up
00:17:16lick it up
00:17:24britt
00:17:26what's up?
00:17:28where are you?
00:17:29not club vibe
00:17:30i um
00:17:31i lost a dare
00:17:33yeah?
00:17:35what kind of dare?
00:17:37i need a man to claim me
00:17:39in front of everyone
00:17:41allison
00:17:41are you asking me to
00:17:42go to a club
00:17:43after i told you that i didn't think it was a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:47come on
00:17:47brett
00:17:48please this is serious
00:17:49can you just come get me?
00:17:50no allison
00:17:51you know what?
00:17:52you wanted to break the rules
00:17:53you enjoy your night
00:17:54brett please
00:17:59how dare you even think brett?
00:18:01he'd rather die than being a slut like you
00:18:04you literally stalked him into the men's showers
00:18:08i'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:16where do you think you're going?
00:18:17grab her
00:18:18nope
00:18:19get off of me
00:18:20you lost the dare
00:18:21you pay the price
00:18:25you need to loosen up
00:18:26you could get brett's touchy
00:18:28that's fine
00:18:28we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:33no
00:18:36go ahead
00:18:45what was that?
00:18:48oh
00:18:48Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:18:55please
00:18:56come on sweetheart
00:18:57a dare is a dare
00:18:59stop fighting
00:19:02i'm doing you a favor
00:19:03taking that v-card out of your ass
00:19:13please
00:19:14please
00:19:15please stop
00:19:15please
00:19:15getting this?
00:19:17that's what gets used
00:19:19hey asshole
00:19:33i thought you've never put your hands on my girl again
00:19:35don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:48don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:50together. I mean look at how she's dressed. She's practically begging for it.
00:20:05You know I better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:10And that goes for everybody. I don't want to see one picture of one video. Does
00:20:14everybody understand that? Great. We're gonna delete them right now.
00:20:22No. You okay? Come on. Let's go.
00:20:36Hey. Hey. What do you think you're doing, huh? Sneaking out? Going to a place like this?
00:20:43What would happen if I hadn't shown up, huh? What did you mean back there?
00:20:51Back where? And you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:58The literal meaning. I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching me.
00:21:04I told Ron that I was gonna protect you. And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:09Yeah. I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh? Always causing trouble.
00:21:15Please just put this up.
00:21:17Happy?
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:23Well, you know what? I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed
00:21:26like this.
00:21:27Like I'm desperate?
00:21:28No. That's not true.
00:21:29I know. Okay? I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit. You're trying to impress people that don't matter. Okay? These people are not
00:21:34your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:36I know. I know. Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend. And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:41And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:43That's not true.
00:21:46Fuck Rita. Fuck everybody.
00:21:50Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:51I don't want to be me, okay? I want to be liked. I want to be wanted. And I want
00:21:56someone
00:21:57who will answer when I call them.
00:21:59I'll always answer when you call them. I'll always be there.
00:22:02So what does that mean? What does that mean for us? What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:09I'm losing my mind. I know the rules, but look at her. All I can think, just this once.
00:22:18What?
00:22:21Say it. Just say it.
00:22:23I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:26Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:28No.
00:22:29That's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30That is not true.
00:22:32Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:35Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:37I can't.
00:22:39And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:43So you know what? Just forget it.
00:22:45Forget I said anything.
00:22:48I'm done begging you. I'm done.
00:22:50No, Alison. Alison, stop it.
00:22:54Yes.
00:22:58Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:03Why?
00:23:04Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:10He says that you have to stop.
00:23:14Please don't stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:36What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:38We're hurting everything.
00:23:39We're hurting everything.
00:23:40We're hurting everything.
00:23:42Huh?
00:23:51Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:57Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:01I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:04Talk to me.
00:24:04He's dead to Ron.
00:24:09What is he doing?
00:24:10Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:17Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:19Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:20What?
00:24:21Allie called me, dumbass, and I had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:26So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:29and beat your ass.
00:24:30It was an accident, okay?
00:24:32We just...
00:24:34I butt-dialed you.
00:24:36We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:41And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight, okay?
00:24:45Chill.
00:24:46Really?
00:24:47Yeah, look.
00:24:51It's really dry, okay?
00:24:52My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:56All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know, like an urgent
00:25:00care right now or something.
00:25:01I need you to take care of that.
00:25:02I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:04I got it.
00:25:06Peace.
00:25:07Bye.
00:25:10Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:14Hey, but, uh...
00:25:16What's going on?
00:25:16We should...
00:25:17You forgot something.
00:25:18No, Allie.
00:25:19It's late.
00:25:19Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:21Hey, Allison.
00:25:23Stop.
00:25:28Quit acting so childish.
00:25:33You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:46All right, ladies.
00:25:47Physical assessments today.
00:25:50Allison, you're up first.
00:26:23Damn, Allison.
00:26:24I see you.
00:26:26Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:29You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:32Shut up.
00:26:40Hey, uh...
00:26:41Hey, watch it.
00:26:43What's your problem?
00:26:46Huh?
00:26:54Partner up!
00:26:56Stretching drills!
00:27:01Solo, Allison?
00:27:02Let me help.
00:27:03No hands-on.
00:27:06I'm okay.
00:27:07Come on.
00:27:08It'll be fun.
00:27:10I promise.
00:27:12Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:15Uh, she's with me.
00:27:18I'm not with anyone.
00:27:20Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:23That's right.
00:27:24She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:27Choose me.
00:27:32Walk away, Chad.
00:27:34Right now.
00:27:36Whatever, man.
00:27:37You're lost.
00:27:43What are you doing?
00:27:45Are you jealous or something?
00:27:47No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:48What was that?
00:27:49I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:51Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:52Just doing my job.
00:27:56First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:01All right, come on.
00:28:03You first.
00:28:09Let's go!
00:28:10We don't have all day!
00:28:11You ready, Ricky?
00:28:13I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:15But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go!
00:28:18We don't have all day!
00:28:20You want to play?
00:28:22Fine.
00:28:23Let's play.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:54What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:57I'm not doing anything.
00:28:58Stop it.
00:29:00Stop playing.
00:29:04Switch positions!
00:29:06You're turned.
00:29:10Shh.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:19Whenever you're ready.
00:29:21She's trying to kill me.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:23And it's working.
00:29:29She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:31It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:34Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:42What the hell am I doing?
00:29:48What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50You okay, Brett?
00:29:52Okay.
00:29:53And done.
00:29:54Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:56You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:00Really?
00:30:01Wow, thank you.
00:30:05Congratulations.
00:30:07Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:14No, I'm fine.
00:30:32This is hot.
00:30:34It's fucking hot.
00:30:36Oh, my God.
00:30:39Oh, God.
00:30:43Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:45Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:48Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:49It's fine.
00:30:51Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:52I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:55Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:57How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:00Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:02It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:03I'm doing laundry.
00:31:04I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:06I, um, didn't...
00:31:08You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:10And it...
00:31:11And neither are you.
00:31:13You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:14You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:16And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:18Yeah, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:20Listen, I just...
00:31:22Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:26Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:27This is my morning routine.
00:31:28I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:30Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock?
00:31:33Do you like the hair and makeup thing?
00:31:34What? Nobody told me that.
00:31:37Oh my gosh, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:40This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:41She's gonna...
00:31:42She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:45It's okay.
00:31:45Well, I'll...
00:32:01Get all your stuff?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:04Um...
00:32:04How'd you go?
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:05Thanks.
00:32:07Bye.
00:32:15Did you just see that?
00:32:17That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:20And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:22Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:24Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:26Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:35Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:37I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:40Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:42Late is late.
00:32:43You're just too lazy.
00:32:52Hey.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:54What's your problem?
00:32:55My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:58It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:01Like I said, nobody...
00:33:05No.
00:33:06Hey.
00:33:06Stop!
00:33:07Are you crazy?
00:33:09Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:13Stop!
00:33:15You want to fight?
00:33:17I'll give you a reason.
00:33:23Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:25What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:26Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:27This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:29Cool.
00:33:29Get out.
00:33:32Get out of here.
00:33:33All of you, get out of here.
00:33:34Right now.
00:33:34Did you hear me?
00:33:35Get out.
00:33:35Get out.
00:33:40You okay?
00:33:42It's fine.
00:33:44I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:46I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:49It's gonna be okay.
00:33:50We have enough time.
00:33:51Trust me.
00:33:54Hi.
00:33:55Hello.
00:33:56Listen, I need you to go to the school,
00:33:57and I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:33:59Right now.
00:34:04All right.
00:34:05Hey, listen.
00:34:06Use my jersey.
00:34:07Make it look better than the original.
00:34:19Oh, shit.
00:34:21Is that even Allison?
00:34:22Oh, shit.
00:34:35Is that even Allison?
00:34:38Oh, shit.
00:34:46She looks...
00:34:47So neat.
00:34:50Look at you.
00:34:51You look, uh...
00:34:52You look fantastic.
00:34:53You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever do.
00:34:56It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:58You know, that's true.
00:34:59That's true, I am.
00:35:00Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:06You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:08Really?
00:35:10To you, as your best friend's sister, of course.
00:35:15As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:18All right.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:21Time's ticking.
00:35:21Let's move.
00:35:23Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:31You take center.
00:35:32Let's go.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:53Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:35:59Let's go.
00:36:33What is that girl?
00:36:34She's on fire.
00:36:35That's Allison Scott.
00:36:37You know she had moves.
00:36:43Allison, seriously, is so hot.
00:36:46I mean, damn.
00:36:47I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:49Body in that uniform?
00:36:51Woo!
00:36:52You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:55Stay with me.
00:36:56I don't have to.
00:36:57To girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:00I'm telling you right now.
00:37:02You don't fuck off.
00:37:03The only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:15He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:17The 20, the 10.
00:37:22Touchdown!
00:37:23Harrison does it again.
00:37:25State wins.
00:37:26Yeah!
00:37:41Hey!
00:37:43Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:45That was really good.
00:37:47You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:50Hey, shut up.
00:37:54It's okay.
00:37:55Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
00:37:58Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
00:38:00Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
00:38:05Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
00:38:06Oh, my God.
00:38:07Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:09in front of the entire stadium?
00:38:12Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:38:21Now we got ourselves a good old kids camp standoff.
00:38:24I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:26Jules! Jules! Jules! Jules! Jules!
00:38:29Come on, Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:32I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:38Oh, but I want it.
00:38:54Wait. What?
00:39:01I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:03Kiss Kim, me, and Brett.
00:39:14Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:19Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:22No problem.
00:39:31This is insane.
00:39:32I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:35But it feels so right.
00:39:38I never want it to end.
00:39:44Harrison!
00:39:50Harrison!
00:39:52Oh, shit.
00:39:53What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:39:57Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:39:58You're making a scene.
00:39:59I'm making a scene?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:00I'm making a scene.
00:40:01You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:04Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:06Are you serious right now?
00:40:08If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a robe.
00:40:13You're unbelievable.
00:40:15I hate you.
00:40:19Dude, I'm...
00:40:19No, no, no.
00:40:20You cut the crap.
00:40:21You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:23I promise you.
00:40:24Do not bullshit me!
00:40:25Do not bullshit me!
00:40:26Absolutely nothing.
00:40:27I'm serious.
00:40:28Nothing.
00:40:29I'm fucking lying.
00:40:30I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:32She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:34I know that.
00:40:35So you stay in your lane.
00:40:36Because she is my sister, and I'm warning you.
00:40:39You do not cross me.
00:40:40You do not!
00:40:41I promise you do.
00:40:43Fuck.
00:40:47Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:50No.
00:40:51I sound like a mom.
00:40:53This is ridiculous.
00:40:55Why am I texting him?
00:40:56He's literally in the next room.
00:40:58You know what?
00:41:00Just go in there.
00:41:01Just ask him.
00:41:02Hey, Brett.
00:41:03What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:05He kissed me back.
00:41:06He can't deny it this time.
00:41:07It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:10Okay.
00:41:12Do or die?
00:41:19What are you doing?
00:41:20Getting groceries.
00:41:21What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:23I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:24Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:26I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:29She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:32Brett.
00:41:34What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:37I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:38I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:41Hi.
00:41:42You can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:46You know what?
00:41:47I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:51It was a kiss cam at a game, and we did it.
00:41:54Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:55The fun's over.
00:41:56It's finished.
00:41:57Do you understand?
00:42:01Don't you dare.
00:42:02No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:03I'm not doing it.
00:42:04No, no, no.
00:42:04That's not fair, okay?
00:42:05Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:07Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:10Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:11You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:13Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:15I'm not doing anything.
00:42:16Yes, you are.
00:42:18You know what?
00:42:18Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:21Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:23Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:26I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:33Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:36Chad's a predator, and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:43I can't.
00:42:49Oh.
00:42:51Is he hard?
00:42:56Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:42:59You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:06Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:08You know, biology.
00:43:12Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:20Ellie!
00:43:21Brett!
00:43:22He goes out here?
00:43:23Fucking shit.
00:43:24What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:25You have to get out.
00:43:26I can't get out.
00:43:27If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole, and he's going to kill me.
00:43:29Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I'm going to get out.
00:43:33Okay, cool.
00:43:34Allie, hey.
00:43:36Oh, my God, he's telling you.
00:43:37Allie, hey.
00:43:38Just get under.
00:43:39Get under what?
00:43:39Brett, Allie.
00:43:40He has to get down.
00:43:45Allie.
00:43:46Hi.
00:43:47Showing alone?
00:43:48Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:50What?
00:43:50I'm naked.
00:43:51Get out.
00:43:54You're not, though.
00:43:57Okay, well, I also have a vibe, and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:01I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:03Hey.
00:44:03I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:04You got it, so...
00:44:05I also wanted to say that...
00:44:09I think you did a great job today.
00:44:12I mean it.
00:44:12You kicked ass, and I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:18Thanks.
00:44:24Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:26Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:31So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:35Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam.
00:44:37It's a game.
00:44:38Everyone does it.
00:44:40A game?
00:44:41I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:43This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:45Well, it was him or it was Chad, so who did you want me to pick?
00:44:50That's fair.
00:44:51Chad sucks.
00:44:52Yeah.
00:44:53Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:55Okay.
00:44:55He's my best friend, and I don't want things to be weird.
00:44:59They won't be.
00:45:02Okay, thanks.
00:45:06What was that?
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:15I'm okay.
00:45:15Don't drown.
00:45:16Okay.
00:45:16Okay?
00:45:17Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:19Bye.
00:45:27God, if you're in a room, he's going to die.
00:45:30Good talk.
00:45:32Wait.
00:45:35I have to ask you something.
00:45:37I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:40Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:41Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:43There's this, like, stupid event tomorrow.
00:45:46I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:45:57I've got plans, Allie.
00:46:01Okay.
00:46:02Yeah, whatever.
00:46:03I just...
00:46:17Rhett?
00:46:21I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:27Except his or with Rita, not me.
00:46:39Look.
00:46:40Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:42Just finally getting back.
00:46:43Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:46It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:48I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:51I came by myself.
00:46:53Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:46:57Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:46:59Nothing major.
00:46:59Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:03Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:07Huh.
00:47:09How much are you asking for this?
00:47:11$15.
00:47:12I made it myself.
00:47:14$15?
00:47:15For some plastic and twine.
00:47:17You don't have to buy it.
00:47:18It's ambitious.
00:47:20You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:23I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:29You want to say $500 apiece?
00:47:33Are you insane?
00:47:35You actually want this garbage.
00:47:36You know, I value the artist.
00:47:38That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:40So, $500?
00:47:41What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:42She's nothing.
00:47:43No, you're nothing.
00:47:44Especially compared to her.
00:47:46How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:50Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:52No, I'm serious.
00:47:52Don't come back to this table again.
00:47:57You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:47:59What are you doing?
00:48:00What do you mean?
00:48:01You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:03You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:05And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:07You're distant with me one second, and then you defend me the next.
00:48:10What do you want?
00:48:11I'm just trying to...
00:48:13Oh, Allison.
00:48:15Party at my place.
00:48:17Celebrating the big win.
00:48:18You coming?
00:48:20I don't know.
00:48:21You're not interested.
00:48:23She's a grown woman.
00:48:25She can speak for herself.
00:48:28So, what do you say?
00:48:31You're not going anywhere.
00:48:33And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:36Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:39You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:41Fine.
00:48:41Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:43No, yeah.
00:48:44Sounds fun.
00:48:48I'll be there.
00:48:57There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:01Oh, damn.
00:49:02Listen, you look sexy.
00:49:04Oh.
00:49:05Thanks.
00:49:10It's a cool party.
00:49:11Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:14Really?
00:49:15For me?
00:49:16Why did you do that?
00:49:18You're single.
00:49:19I'm single.
00:49:20You need another reason?
00:49:23So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:26No deal.
00:49:27There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:29He's just a friend of a friend of my brother.
00:49:33It's his loss.
00:49:35My gain.
00:49:38Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:42Let's fix that.
00:49:47Yeah.
00:49:48No, why not?
00:49:49There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:51Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:53You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:55No.
00:49:55What's that?
00:49:56We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:15Damn it.
00:50:16Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:19Come on, Allison.
00:50:20You're already here.
00:50:31Fine.
00:50:33But I play to win.
00:50:39I can check it out.
00:50:41Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:56Dude, what the fuck?
00:50:58Game's over.
00:50:59Let's go.
00:51:00Excuse me.
00:51:01What are you doing, huh?
00:51:01Get off of me.
00:51:02What do you think you're doing?
00:51:04You're ruining my night.
00:51:05Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:06What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were at it?
00:51:08Don't care.
00:51:08How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:10Come on.
00:51:11Okay?
00:51:11No more of these stupid games.
00:51:12You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:13Let's go.
00:51:13Let's go.
00:51:14I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:16I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:20Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:31Oh, my God.
00:51:32Oh, shit.
00:51:41Ow!
00:51:43Hey, we got you.
00:51:44We got you.
00:51:45Hey.
00:51:46Hey.
00:51:46Hold on.
00:51:47Hold on.
00:51:47Move on.
00:51:48Don't be here.
00:51:50I got you.
00:51:50I got you.
00:51:53Oh, my God.
00:51:54Is she okay?
00:51:59Look at me.
00:52:00Look at me.
00:52:01Look at me.
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:02You okay?
00:52:03I can't.
00:52:04I can't.
00:52:05I can't feel it.
00:52:06I can't feel it.
00:52:06Breathe.
00:52:07Just try to breathe.
00:52:08All right.
00:52:08Hey.
00:52:11I'm going to be okay.
00:52:13All right.
00:52:14Let's get you.
00:52:15Hey.
00:52:16Let's get you.
00:52:16All right.
00:52:18All right.
00:52:20Let's get you.
00:52:23All right.
00:52:23Get out of my way.
00:52:24Move.
00:52:24Move.
00:52:26Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:28All right, here you go.
00:52:28Put you down.
00:52:29Hurry.
00:52:30You know, you could have died, Alice.
00:52:32And, Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close
00:52:37to kissing him, huh?
00:52:38Anybody who's had a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douche bag, all right?
00:52:41That's not fair.
00:52:43What's not fair?
00:52:45What's not fair?
00:52:45What am I not understanding?
00:52:46Huh?
00:52:47What don't I understand?
00:52:48I don't know how this works.
00:52:50Okay?
00:52:50I'm sorry.
00:52:51I'm figuring it out.
00:52:53I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:55You know what?
00:52:55That's fantastic.
00:52:56I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:52:58You're not any better than me.
00:53:00I'm not any better?
00:53:01What did I do?
00:53:02How am I not any better?
00:53:03What are you talking about?
00:53:04You're worse.
00:53:05I jumped in the pool.
00:53:06I saved your life.
00:53:07And now what?
00:53:07I'm an asshole?
00:53:08How am I worse?
00:53:09You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:13Yeah.
00:53:13Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:16Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:19Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:22Yeah, I know.
00:53:22I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:25You know, I don't understand.
00:53:30You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:34That's the worst thing.
00:53:36Don't say that.
00:53:36I did.
00:53:37No, no.
00:53:37I fell in love with you.
00:53:38I'm in love with you.
00:53:39Stop, stop.
00:53:40And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:41I know that.
00:53:42I know.
00:53:43So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:49Am I crazy?
00:53:50Do you not feel anything?
00:53:53Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:53:57Okay?
00:53:59I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:02Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:04Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:05I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:07I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:15Fuck it.
00:54:30I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:40Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:42Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:45I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:52Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:54I made a promise to run.
00:54:56But you know what?
00:55:03I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:16I think I met you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:23Every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:30Every time.
00:55:42I want you to take me right here.
00:55:47Right now.
00:56:01So what do we now?
00:56:08What do you want us to be?
00:56:11What do you want me to be?
00:56:14I want you to be mine.
00:56:19I think I already am.
00:56:24But what about Ron?
00:56:25He's going to kill you.
00:56:28I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:30He's very predictable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:36how much I love you.
00:56:42I don't know.
00:56:43I think, I think we should maybe keep it a secret just for now.
00:56:51I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:53I know.
00:56:56But it's just for a little until we find the right moment.
00:57:01Yeah.
00:57:03Yeah.
00:57:04I won't do your work.
00:57:06It'll be secret, Lars.
00:57:24Thinking about you.
00:57:33Hi, Captain.
00:57:35When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:36I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:40I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:43Aw.
00:57:44Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:57:49My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:54Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:55He grabs you by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:57:59Brett, stop.
00:58:00Don't read my smut.
00:58:02I'm telling you, every single word that you have ever written is etched into my heart,
00:58:06into my soul.
00:58:08Betrayal's kisses from my neck to my breasts.
00:58:11Gently sucking and biting.
00:58:13Holy shit.
00:58:15That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:21I feel so hot right now.
00:58:25Palm's my center.
00:58:27Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:29Make it away, Allie.
00:58:30Fuck.
00:58:35Catching miracles with pockets full of bones.
00:58:39Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:40I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:42Bye.
00:58:43I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:58:51Oh my god.
00:59:03Hey, are you okay?
00:59:05You sounded sick.
00:59:06Do you need help?
00:59:07Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:09You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:13I was just trying to help.
00:59:16Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:20Shoot.
00:59:22Late.
00:59:41Brett.
00:59:43That's Allison's.
00:59:44Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:47If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:06See what you're up to.
01:00:09Hey.
01:00:10Hey.
01:00:11You found my bag.
01:00:11I was looking for that.
01:00:13No problem.
01:00:14No problem.
01:00:17Attention all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:21It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:26I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now, otherwise will be forced
01:00:31to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:35Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend, right?
01:00:41I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:44Excuse me.
01:00:45I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:46It sounded like you were retching.
01:00:48And I asked you if you were a-
01:00:49Look at this.
01:00:50This is perfection.
01:00:51It's every girl's dream.
01:00:52I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:54And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:00:55I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:01Search me.
01:01:02I have nothing to hide.
01:01:07Your turn, Scott.
01:01:09Sure, but I-
01:01:11Rita!
01:01:13Jackpaw.
01:01:14Well, well, well.
01:01:16Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:19I knew it.
01:01:20No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:24Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of a squad.
01:01:29Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:32Those aren't mine.
01:01:33Right.
01:01:34A cheater and a liar.
01:01:36Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:38I've never seen those.
01:01:39I don't know what they are.
01:01:41I'm lying.
01:01:41I mean, it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:45They're mine.
01:01:46Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:49Did you forget?
01:01:50I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning.
01:01:52Yeah, sorry.
01:01:53I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:01:55He's right.
01:01:56They're just vitamins.
01:01:57No, they aren't.
01:01:58Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:04I just...
01:02:07They look suspicious.
01:02:08Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:12Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:14That's enough.
01:02:15All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:19Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:23What?
01:02:23You can't do that.
01:02:25Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:26Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:28I mean, I know it.
01:02:29Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:34You little bitch.
01:02:35You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:37That's enough, Rita.
01:02:39My decision is final.
01:02:44Listen up.
01:02:45When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:49You want us to drop her?
01:02:51She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:52That's the point.
01:02:54Accidents happen off time in cheerleading.
01:02:56So tragic.
01:02:57I can't do that.
01:02:58Coach will kill me.
01:02:59Fine.
01:03:00And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:03I know everything, girls.
01:03:06Every dirty little secret.
01:03:07Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:10You're cool.
01:03:11And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:20Very sweet.
01:03:23What happened back there?
01:03:25How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:27I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:30So I slapped it out.
01:03:33I knew it.
01:03:34I knew she was up to something.
01:03:36You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:38Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:41It was when we were...
01:03:44When we were having...
01:03:49Bone sex.
01:03:52So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:03:55Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:03:58Hey, do you...
01:04:01Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:03Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:05I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:06I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:08I'm being serious, too.
01:04:09Allison.
01:04:10Perfect.
01:04:13I'll always be there to catch you on your phone.
01:04:18Always.
01:04:21All right.
01:04:23On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:26Rita, you're up first.
01:04:27Then Allison.
01:04:40Okay, Allison.
01:04:42Hey, great job, you guys.
01:04:44You killed it.
01:04:46Okay.
01:05:08Hey, I told you to catch her.
01:05:12Brett, you just saved my life.
01:05:17Guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:21Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:22You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:25Are you kidding me?
01:05:27They almost dropped me.
01:05:28I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:29I could have died.
01:05:30That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:32Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:35Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:41Oh, Brett.
01:05:43Oh, my gosh.
01:05:44I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:46I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:47All right, everyone.
01:05:48In light of the performances and character,
01:05:52I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:05:59Wow.
01:06:00That's nice.
01:06:01Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:03I'm proud of you.
01:06:04Want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:09That's game.
01:06:10State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:15Allie.
01:06:16Look, I know.
01:06:17It's not what you wanted.
01:06:18It's okay.
01:06:18Because you did good.
01:06:19That's all that matters.
01:06:21Thanks, bro.
01:06:21I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:22I'll be right back.
01:06:23Ew.
01:06:24Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:26Yo.
01:06:27Allison.
01:06:28She is.
01:06:29Looking good, baby.
01:06:30Y'all do private shows?
01:06:32You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:35You're so gross.
01:06:37Yo, what the hell?
01:06:39Are you serious?
01:06:39What?
01:06:40What's going on?
01:06:41I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:42Don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:44You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:46I'm in your dreams.
01:06:47How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens
01:06:52again?
01:06:53You think you're so fucking special.
01:06:55Why?
01:06:56You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:06:59How?
01:06:59By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:02I mean, that must be how you got out there, considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:06You shameless whore.
01:07:08Hey!
01:07:09That more woman?
01:07:11I do.
01:07:12You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:14She's a public boss.
01:07:16Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:19Hey!
01:07:20Hey, fuck this.
01:07:22You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:27Hey!
01:07:28Hey, that's enough!
01:07:31What's going on here?
01:07:32I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:33Chad was going to hit her.
01:07:35You're going to hit her?
01:07:36Get my office now!
01:07:38You!
01:07:39With me!
01:07:40This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:42Let's...
01:07:42We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:45All right.
01:07:46Make sure you're on it.
01:07:52It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:07:54You could have broken your hand.
01:07:56Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:07:58Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:01What's up?
01:08:05What's up?
01:08:07You know, I could kind of get used to this, having Nurse Allison around, take care of me,
01:08:13help me out.
01:08:15Here you guys, 304.
01:08:16I think it's this one.
01:08:17Let's go see the hero.
01:08:18Oh, shit.
01:08:19No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:21They can't see us like this.
01:08:23I won't let him.
01:08:25Let's tell him.
01:08:26Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:27In front of the entire team.
01:08:30Ron's going to kill you.
01:08:32What do you want to do?
01:08:34Let's hide.
01:08:35Okay.
01:08:40Brett!
01:08:41Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:42Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:45John, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:50You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:08:58You need a hand, man?
01:08:59No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:08You gotta be quiet.
01:09:12Let's see what happens.
01:09:15Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:18Hey, you know what?
01:09:19It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:31I feel what you did.
01:09:33I feel what you did.
01:09:36It's kind of hard to mess.
01:09:38Yeah.
01:09:40I was wrong.
01:09:42Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:44We got your food.
01:09:44It's gonna get cold.
01:09:45You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:46I can help you.
01:09:47Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:49I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:51All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:52Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:53Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:55You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:09:58I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:01health and physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:04You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:06You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:21Are you gonna help me?
01:10:27No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:36I'm so right for you.
01:10:39I'm so right for you.
01:10:42I'm so right for you.
01:10:44I'm so right for you.
01:10:45I'm so right for you.
01:10:47Bradco's pro-opted this, guaranteed.
01:10:50I've heard the half-time show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:52Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:54Sick.
01:10:54Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:10:59Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:04I will end you.
01:11:06Leave it.
01:11:08Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:10You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:12Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:14She bought it.
01:11:15With illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:18And her dealer, look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:27That's not true.
01:11:28You know what?
01:11:29I don't care.
01:11:31Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:32She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:35Just ask them yourself.
01:11:37Oh, really?
01:11:38Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:42Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:46He said he had good stuff.
01:11:48But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:52You know that's bullshit.
01:11:53I have proof.
01:11:56I know real doctors.
01:11:58I've got pills.
01:12:01Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:03Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:07This is insane, okay?
01:12:09I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:12Oh, sweetie.
01:12:12It's all coming out now.
01:12:14I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:16We trusted you.
01:12:17Cheater!
01:12:20Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:24Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:25She's using you.
01:12:27For the clout?
01:12:28For the status?
01:12:29Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:31Nobody.
01:12:32A total bottom feeder.
01:12:33Rita, you know what?
01:12:34You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:36How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:37And what'd you do to it?
01:12:38You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:40Boo!
01:12:42Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:44Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:46This is my sister, okay?
01:12:47She would never do something like this.
01:12:49And here come the pretzels.
01:12:52All right, that's enough.
01:12:53That's enough.
01:12:55Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:12:58as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:00I have no choice.
01:13:02Alice and Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:05from your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:07Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension,
01:13:10pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:12Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:14Hold on.
01:13:15Hold it.
01:13:16If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:20I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:21get healthy with the right way.
01:13:23No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:26You'd really help us?
01:13:27Absolutely.
01:13:28Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take
01:13:30any of Rita's secret spells ever again.
01:13:31So, what's the catch?
01:13:33We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:36This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:39not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:42Not for the drugs.
01:13:44These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:46They're vitamins.
01:13:47You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:50You wanna check these out, principal?
01:13:54He's right.
01:13:55These are common supplements.
01:13:57Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing
01:14:00her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:03She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:05and she's been shaming them,
01:14:07degrading them from the bodies that they have.
01:14:09Now, everybody is different,
01:14:10but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:12Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason,
01:14:14one reason only,
01:14:14because she was a threat.
01:14:16She threatened the total control
01:14:17that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:19And it's horrible,
01:14:20because Allison,
01:14:21she's a beautiful person,
01:14:23and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:25And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:29That's not true.
01:14:30He's lying.
01:14:31She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:34Lock her up!
01:14:35Lock her up!
01:14:36Lock her up!
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:38You fucking bitch.
01:14:40You ruined my life!
01:14:42You ruined it yourself.
01:14:54Look at you,
01:14:55playing the victim.
01:14:57You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:00Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:02you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:04Nothing but a little...
01:15:05Shut up, dude.
01:15:06Shut up.
01:15:07What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:09I don't have to do anything.
01:15:10You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:12Mr. Williams!
01:15:16Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you
01:15:21from various female students.
01:15:23As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:27What?
01:15:27No!
01:15:28My father...
01:15:29My father may have his name on the library,
01:15:31but I assure you,
01:15:32his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:35You can take him away.
01:15:36The party's over.
01:15:37Let go.
01:15:37No!
01:15:38I'll throw you off!
01:15:39This isn't over!
01:15:42And as for you,
01:15:43Mrs. Scott,
01:15:44on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:48I would like to apologize to you
01:15:51for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:52And as of now,
01:15:54you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:15:58You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:03Thank you, Principal.
01:16:05All right, everyone.
01:16:06Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:08I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:09But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:12So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:13Woo!
01:16:16Win!
01:16:28Yes!
01:16:29Yes!
01:16:30Dayton University wins it all!
01:16:32Ha ha ha!
01:16:33Oh!
01:16:34Woo!
01:16:35Woo!
01:16:37Yes!
01:16:38Woo!
01:16:40Woo!
01:16:45Yes!
01:16:49Yes!
01:16:49Yes!
01:16:50Yes!
01:16:50Yes!
01:16:51Yes!
01:16:51Yes!
01:16:51Yes!
01:16:52Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
01:17:00Hey, Allison.
01:17:03The way, I'm not even surprised.
01:17:08Hey, you know what, uh, he's cool, eh?
01:17:12I think he knew before we did.
01:17:15I love you kid, Scott.
01:17:16I love you too, Quarterback.
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