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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:53No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run.
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47We're juvenile.
00:01:52See? Good is the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:15Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24The Elizander Armstrong. His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:30He's so hot. Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:36Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41You grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What? Oh, geez. This is giving me a migraine now.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:24What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:26Okay, then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on. Come on.
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:47What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General. I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:14The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second.
00:06:45Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:46I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside. I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew! Disgusting. Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56All right, I'll give you a shot. But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's
00:09:03head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness. But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:27Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:37Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her. I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:00Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time. But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:18Okay. What's happening? What are we doing?
00:10:37I knew she was a perv.
00:10:39She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:42Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:51He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy,
00:10:54and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:58Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:02Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:09And I've never heard of endo... cryo... what, what?
00:11:16Chris?
00:11:23It's worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:26What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:34Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:39I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery,
00:11:43what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
00:11:47We are all certified.
00:11:49But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:52She's right about everything.
00:11:56Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:01And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:05Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:06Oh, and of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered it.
00:12:11This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:17A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:20But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:25What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:31Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:47And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:51which mean nothing, if you can't wake him up.
00:12:55Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:57Oh my god.
00:12:59If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:03I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:11It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:13And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:17Then let's have a bet.
00:13:19If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:24And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:35You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:38Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:45Don't worry, I got this.
00:13:50It's a deal.
00:13:52I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:54No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:02Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:09Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:25I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:28I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:31I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:36Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:39Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:40What for?
00:14:41Don't listen to her.
00:14:43She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:48Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:52Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:59What? Did you just call me?
00:15:03There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:12Now stop getting in my way or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:18Oh yeah?
00:15:19Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:21Well, put down the dog!
00:15:23With pleasure.
00:15:39Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:46You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:51She's been poisoned! It was her!
00:15:55Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:58Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:04This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:07Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:09Of course. I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:14If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:34Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:35This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:37I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:41This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal. She'll live. But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:50Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:52Jacuzzi is ready? Right this way.
00:16:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:02Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:06Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:12General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:17Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:21Hold on. You two are going in there alone?
00:17:25If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:31All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:18I'm so afraid I will be.
00:18:18I'm so afraid I will be.
00:18:21I want to see your son naked.
00:18:22We can see your son naked.
00:18:24If you want us to look at the job on a bet, then I'll find your son naked.
00:18:25He wants us.
00:18:25Let's try again.
00:18:25I love you.
00:18:25I love you.
00:18:26I love you.
00:18:26You're two.
00:18:27I love you, Charles.
00:18:28I love you.
00:18:29I love you.
00:18:36you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:41armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:48that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:53stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:00that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little light uh on the streets are you
00:19:09shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:15background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:20you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:29oh my
00:19:36i told you all to stay out
00:19:43this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:52i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:58i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:04you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:11i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:19steal the
00:20:19hearts of young handsome men and she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes
00:20:25my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:43help me i just want to
00:20:50something's wrong
00:20:54you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:57lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:02that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:11sir
00:21:12the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:17my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:24to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:29bitch alive
00:21:34he writes the wrong
00:21:44who the fuck are you and why the hell are we
00:21:47niggity
00:21:49good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me
00:21:56who are you a fucking spy talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:03you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stupper
00:22:08i will never oh really
00:22:23look who's guilty now
00:22:27look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:32attracted to
00:22:34a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:43you're distracted me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:22:47i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:56we're almost there aim
00:23:01get him boys get him
00:23:04fire
00:23:08fire
00:23:23those dave missiles
00:23:25how is this possible it's it's not even a scratch
00:23:28i told you this is dark magic of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:33no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not the dark witch
00:23:38young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho
00:23:44doesn't even have the skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's
00:23:49right the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save
00:23:54him no one can except for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's
00:24:01been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is
00:24:06maybe the goddess maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way
00:24:17this hobo girl is better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do
00:24:22is not
00:24:22interrupt miss trixie you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques
00:24:28on master lysander it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:36but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is
00:24:43in
00:24:43tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing
00:24:50witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then
00:24:57it
00:24:57looks like it's up to me the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:04my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:11i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:17from me
00:25:19this is it the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life so we can both survive
00:25:45it's poison gas that poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison
00:25:53gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her
00:26:01only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on
00:26:07your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us
00:26:13killed
00:26:16i knew they promised you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:33what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:39there you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:46brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:51door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:57that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:03captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:10bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back son
00:27:18ready hey oh
00:27:20quit your whining and stand down
00:27:40the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:45i said stand down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just
00:27:53saved this
00:27:54man that otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease
00:28:00spreading tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:05you can see for yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling
00:28:12in general if you won't punish her i will
00:28:19don't hurt her
00:28:25he's a cure
00:28:31his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:38there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:49miss trixie did it dad
00:28:51lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is strong come feel it
00:28:59i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:05your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands i've learned my lesson i will
00:29:12not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again wait wait no no there is only
00:29:18one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:26the goddess healer
00:29:31could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:37over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:44is that
00:29:44the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your
00:29:49brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:29:57we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:30:01if you
00:30:01cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead i really appreciate it but
00:30:10i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:17already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:23and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just got lucky with
00:30:30your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're still
00:30:35lysander savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need
00:30:43anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:49trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:56i must go hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just
00:31:11dumb
00:31:11luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest
00:31:16woman in the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:23i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:30oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:48you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:53and revoke their licenses wait no we're not we're i no she's just better than us oh my god
00:32:03god we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she
00:32:10said it was just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that
00:32:15shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog but think about the impenetrable walls no normal
00:32:20person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never met a woman
00:32:26like
00:32:26that i have to find her i have to make her my life she won my heart over too but
00:32:31if my bestest big
00:32:32bro wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:43i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:51now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:57name on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:33:01fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:15grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you for your
00:33:23best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:35you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:42yet you
00:33:43cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home do you have no shame
00:33:49we
00:33:50were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my life when i could have been
00:33:54with a loaded girl like marissa that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the
00:34:04boyfriend
00:34:04business i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:15oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:25she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:31and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade
00:34:39look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential
00:34:48contract i gave her
00:34:55you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact marissa you and your dimwit brother
00:35:04only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:11oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful
00:35:18cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you
00:35:25were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:35:33redna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:37what is he talking about you see show her bob
00:35:45this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this
00:35:50house on her own she was begging on the street for money
00:35:54i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even if you got no game i got street
00:36:00credit i got out of case you dig the word you're looking for is dignity and you're one to speak
00:36:06cheater
00:36:08is this true trixie
00:36:13i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:19so that i can help them
00:36:20of course those without substance underneath would never understand that what is that supposed to
00:36:26mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade
00:36:35enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:52at your wedding i will
00:36:55if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend why
00:37:01should i do
00:37:02good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to you
00:37:08fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:15again do you remember that
00:37:24trixie marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:31grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:37trillions
00:37:41that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i inherited from
00:37:48aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:54that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:58and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:03but please trixie dear i know it was broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:12it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and
00:38:19dad
00:38:19because we didn't have the money for their medical bills i vowed that i would do everything i can to
00:38:25serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:30you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:37who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:43oh yeah
00:38:49you said trixie's crashing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying to
00:38:55extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:01sneak bites back home so let her come and embarrass herself yeah you mean
00:39:08we broadcast that video
00:39:14yes her cavewoman stick the 19th century tin can
00:39:18she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:22against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:33there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:42sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:47he served with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:52well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so she
00:39:57waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:59fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:04we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power
00:40:10that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her yes sir we will
00:40:34welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we
00:40:40getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:45biomedical company to go public
00:40:50congratulations on the contract once again missus wait who still butch is taking my last name oh and
00:40:57please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but
00:41:03this is a party after all i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived
00:41:09to
00:41:09celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself it's an honor
00:41:18that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of we will make sure the crowd is
00:41:25entertained
00:41:26tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:30not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:56you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:42:02wreck
00:42:02i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she uh this is our uh entertainment for
00:42:08tonight sir just watch
00:42:13trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to bum
00:42:18a meal off us you know being this poor me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i
00:42:25who bankrolled
00:42:26you two for the last three years what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look
00:42:31at yourself
00:42:31in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to
00:42:38congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:46see everyone butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:53show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for
00:42:59scraps from us
00:43:01the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite
00:43:07the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:17you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:24have a pool to get the u.s president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:31beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:37that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:44rich
00:43:44girls do they steal from lane spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa
00:43:53tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold
00:44:00digger quick somebody put that on a memoir sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:04she'll make her sup don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood-sucking leech i don't
00:44:10even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:17you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what
00:44:23i
00:44:23always couldn't stand about you you're moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies
00:44:29to make you and girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:35because i've got the material goods you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:41because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:57oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:04the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:10you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract
00:45:15it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:21see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:26look at
00:45:26her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is like a good little uh
00:45:31peasant
00:45:32slave that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:38you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:52you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to charity
00:46:06bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:11can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just
00:46:15toss away
00:46:15trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten delusional
00:46:22and you
00:46:23think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will scoop
00:46:27you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman doesn't leave
00:46:33until we're through with her
00:46:37this is where your dreams will die
00:46:39bitch
00:46:43we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right
00:46:47now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him let's go
00:46:57you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:03including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:10he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:14you're an unskilled unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:21to heal someone like general lysander armstrong no one here is gonna believe you if you really cured
00:47:26the incurable general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be
00:47:33humiliated trixie show them butch
00:47:41see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a reloading beggar
00:47:49she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now
00:47:54i'm a major in the marines
00:47:55sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military
00:48:01approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's
00:48:08just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry
00:48:13you no free meals for the poor do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born
00:48:20on a
00:48:21silver spoon or you're as accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:27maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:33i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:38here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing but no
00:48:44you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:51like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then
00:48:59why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no man will
00:49:05marry
00:49:05an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:23oh how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:30don't don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be
00:49:35able to save you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of
00:49:46a blowjob
00:49:46in front of everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one
00:49:51to fuck i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've
00:49:57saved
00:49:57before could crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off
00:50:04your feet but you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're
00:50:10souring my party so you either get the fuck out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three
00:50:17i think i quite like it here two
00:50:31mmm this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:38nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:48it's it's
00:50:59who the hell is this
00:51:04i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future
00:51:11wife
00:51:14you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again really it
00:51:21was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:33i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey dove
00:51:38don't
00:51:39try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of
00:51:43virtue that a
00:51:43man would die for
00:51:48don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in a hundred foot pole
00:51:55would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:52:03i see her in the marines
00:52:06i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now
00:52:13that she's
00:52:13all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:23i don't know a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:38we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:43very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:47you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming
00:52:51near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:56you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who
00:53:02this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you
00:53:07don't know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:13war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:21actor
00:53:21so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is
00:53:26worthless cuz that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:32a bum girl and a pimp what a pair seems like they don't know who you are since you've been
00:53:38out of
00:53:38action for so long we should try to face them off some more don't you think bring in the wedding
00:53:45gifts
00:53:53what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:59but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:04i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:54:09nature
00:54:10unlike somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you
00:54:20so incredible and kind and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me
00:54:27this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:42trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own
00:54:46new mansion worth 500 million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston
00:54:53second guess
00:54:57this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:55:04actor must be pennies they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:09nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i i know i know that
00:55:16you
00:55:16are the farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um
00:55:23well
00:55:39cleo hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:50trixie i'm just a man but with you it's so much more
00:55:54trixie amore
00:55:58will you marry me
00:56:02you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:56:07yes i will marry you
00:56:25go go power couple
00:56:28whoo
00:56:29okay stop the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:35let's remind everyone how worth this trixie is
00:56:39no man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps hey i don't care if
00:56:46she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my wife which means that she will be treated as and
00:56:51cherished as the most precious woman on earth understand
00:56:59you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general lysander armstrong
00:57:14like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:20yes the armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market lysander armstrong would sooner
00:57:26marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society i bet my life you're all just
00:57:32actors then you better enjoy your last breath come on lysander what are we waiting for let's
00:57:37show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie what can a bunch of piss poor people do
00:57:40to us
00:57:41the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck she wishes she could blame her low status on
00:57:47bad luck truth is she's just a useless lazy bitch and bum she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:57i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence i'd handle them myself but
00:58:05i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander
00:58:15yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:21oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:32uh hello yes
00:58:37what
00:58:42i'm a fake
00:58:52hey hey are you sure that was the call salsa that that was a real call people don't just
00:58:58suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead it evaporated it's in thin air
00:59:06that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho
00:59:12you said you're the secretary of health right and you yourself said that the armstrong family
00:59:16owns the entire global stock market could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:59:21then that means
00:59:25you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:31trixie's mary the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:39now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything there's there's got to be
00:59:45some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:58i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long you don't know
01:00:02what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you
01:00:07a good time
01:00:10do you have your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:14i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked
01:00:23as you are guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:29salsa was just trying to save the company i don't blame her at all your double standards are
01:00:35incredible okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other efficiency i can give you a room
01:00:41full of pageant winners uh 18 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:51i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixine thank you devon
01:00:58marissa not only have you backstabbed me your best friend by stealing my fiancee
01:01:04but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:01:07you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity
01:01:11so now everything that i've ever given you to i'm taking it all back
01:01:19wait everyone stop
01:01:23they're imposters
01:01:28i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:32because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer
01:01:39you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical
01:01:44products yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine the
01:01:49goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:56i mean she's rewarding me the president would never let your company go bankrupt in fact she's on
01:02:03her way now
01:02:06so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:10isn't lysander armstrong who the cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves of
01:02:16my products who cares about this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no one
01:02:21would
01:02:21even batten eye she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi fbi
01:02:29you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
01:02:39guess i still get the last laugh tricksy no don't arrest her tricksy is a good person please officer
01:02:47don't arrest her grandma mr rogers mrs williams what are you all doing here the neighbors heard
01:02:53about the breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to back you up listen officer
01:02:59i can attest that tricksy amoria is a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted and would never break the law
01:03:06yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition tricksy gave her everything she had just to
01:03:12help her out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well my fiance really is an incredible
01:03:18woman she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:26you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal he's
01:03:33a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack without him this whole country
01:03:38would have been bombed to ash and that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity general
01:03:43lysander armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist and we've received
01:03:48no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter i can tell that this whole dilemma
01:03:54with
01:03:54my identity is causing you a lot of trouble i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus on
01:03:59taking down your scumbag ex you arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiancee you don't get to
01:04:07the side pump let's go
01:04:32get them if you can
01:04:45okay
01:04:57oh
01:05:25Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:35Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:42Drama, meet my new fiancรฉ.
01:05:46Wow, your new fiancรฉ?
01:05:48He's so manly.
01:05:50Much better than your last one.
01:05:52I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:55It's Butch's loss.
01:05:56Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:00She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:05Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:07I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:10Drown out the poor!
01:06:11Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:14Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:17Drown out the poor!
01:06:17Drown out the poor!
01:06:20Drown out the poor!
01:06:22You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:26We're too honorable to fight dirty like you, so you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:31because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:33Let them eat cake!
01:06:44You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:46Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:47Attack!
01:07:05You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:14What the fuck was that?
01:07:15I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:17I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:27Dammit!
01:07:28I dipped!
01:07:30You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:33That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
01:07:35Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:37We're-we're quartered.
01:07:38I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:40Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:43I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:46They will be punished.
01:07:50Now hold still for me.
01:07:54Right.
01:07:55Ray rides the world.
01:08:07Holy fuck!
01:08:08Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:10By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:11Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:17I'm all better now.
01:08:19Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:20See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:23No.
01:08:24Please.
01:08:25I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:27Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:28Sure.
01:08:30You hear that?
01:08:31She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:34She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:37While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:41Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:47I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:49And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:51God?
01:08:53Wrong.
01:08:54But you're close.
01:08:56Bullshit!
01:08:57I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:09:02You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:04Then let's see you try.
01:09:05Charge!
01:09:15The hell is this?
01:09:16This is the line between life and death.
01:09:21Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:24I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:29You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:31What if it's a trap?
01:09:32That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:34We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:35She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:38Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:41I will.
01:09:44Left.
01:09:46Left.
01:09:46Leaves the wrong.
01:09:47Left.
01:09:54I'm fine.
01:09:55Nothing happened.
01:09:56You'll see soon enough.
01:09:58Oh, please.
01:09:59I really wanna die.
01:10:01And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:03I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:06Whoops!
01:10:06Just crossed it again.
01:10:08Whoops!
01:10:09And again.
01:10:10Nothing's happening-
01:10:12Stop!
01:10:13Stop!
01:10:15Stop!
01:10:18Stop!
01:10:19Stop!
01:10:22No!
01:10:23No, Pop!
01:10:24Hey!
01:10:25What did you do to my brother?
01:10:27I didn't do anything.
01:10:29Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:32I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:34If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:37Come on.
01:10:39Major.
01:10:40Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:41How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:44See?
01:10:44This must be an illusion.
01:10:48Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:51Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:00You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:02You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:03Oh, please.
01:11:04You hurt us first.
01:11:06At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:09But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:13Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:18You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:21You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:26When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:32Don't touch my wife.
01:11:36And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:41You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:43But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:47Thought you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:51Oh, really?
01:11:52Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:55What?
01:11:55You've got nothing on me.
01:12:00Yes.
01:12:02Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:08Goddess.
01:12:09Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:13Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:17Get the VP.
01:12:18We're leaving now.
01:12:22Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:26God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:29I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:32You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:34A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:38Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:39I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:41Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:45You hear that, everyone?
01:12:46There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:52She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:56so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:58No.
01:12:59My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:01Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:06Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:11Oh, my God.
01:13:16First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:21and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:26Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:30I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:32You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:39Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:43It ain't working.
01:13:44You can't just fake the...
01:13:48Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:51It's like real magic.
01:13:53Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:58And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:06No.
01:14:07Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:10You saved me.
01:14:12Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:15No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:19We'll riot against you now.
01:14:21Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28The Vice President arrives!
01:14:46Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:52You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:54Wait, what?
01:14:57He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:59No, no. We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:03Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:04This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:10But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:14Yes. We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:16What I mean is...
01:15:19You're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:22And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:25The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:29And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:33He is the General.
01:15:35Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:37Did you hear that?
01:15:39Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:44What if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:46We got the VP and the President.
01:15:49On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:53I told you.
01:15:55Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason!
01:15:58Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:06Hurry!
01:16:07The Goddess Healer needs us!
01:16:11You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:13My brother is a war hero.
01:16:15He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:18He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:20If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:21Enough!
01:16:22You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:26Not just your brother.
01:16:28Devin, it's okay.
01:16:31Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:34I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:39And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:41I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:47I truly saved a good man.
01:16:54I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:57And what can you do about it?
01:16:59Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:02My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:07Let's try it out on them.
01:17:10Hold on, Mr. Vice President, there's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:13Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:16Despicable!
01:17:17What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:22Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:26Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:31Oh!
01:17:40Oh my god!
01:17:41Wait!
01:17:42That's the president.
01:17:53What the hell?
01:17:56Hey!
01:17:56Idiots!
01:18:03Oh, my gosh!
01:18:05I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:18:07That was...
01:18:08They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:12What is this?
01:18:14Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:17This is a war crime.
01:18:19These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:21You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:23I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:24I have the presidential contract.
01:18:26With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:28And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:33What are you doing?
01:18:34Reverse the poison.
01:18:35And take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:37That is easy.
01:18:39There's no need.
01:18:41I'll save everyone.
01:18:55It's raining gold!
01:18:59What's happening?
01:19:00Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:02It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:06She...
01:19:06She is...
01:19:08She is a criminal.
01:19:10Don't worry, Madame President.
01:19:11We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:13I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:15Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:18What are you talking about?
01:19:19The president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:32This contract?
01:19:34Yeah!
01:19:35Yes!
01:19:36Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:55My contract, you bitch!
01:19:57And that's not all.
01:20:10This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:13There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:16Don't you realize?
01:20:18Or are you too much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:21You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:24Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:26And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:29So prepare yourself.
01:20:30Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:33What are you going to do?
01:20:35The president is here.
01:20:37And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:42You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:45Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:48So what's your final decision?
01:20:52I'll...
01:20:52She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:21:00I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:06Why?
01:21:07Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:09You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:21:12You wish, you idiot!
01:21:16I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:22I don't understand.
01:21:23I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:29And do you know the goddess healing saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:34You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:38The one and only, and it's...
01:21:44Her.
01:21:56What?!
01:21:57What?!
01:22:01Welcome, goddess.
01:22:14You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:16How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:19Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:23I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:22:29I chose loved me for me.
01:22:31No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:37Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:40That was her golden ticket.
01:22:42You were once my fiancรฉ and best friend.
01:22:45But after everything you've done, I'm officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:49No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an actual savior today.
01:22:55It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:57Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:59She's an amazing person.
01:23:00And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:04She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:05Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:14I love you.
01:23:28All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:33This is all your fault.
01:23:35This is all?
01:23:35You seduce me!
01:23:37Stop!
01:23:37Stop me!
01:23:38You were the one that came on to me, you himbo!
01:23:42Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:45I want to be rich again!
01:23:48I'll be your slave.
01:23:49Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:51You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:53But it's too late now.
01:23:55All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:00You two should be locked up.
01:24:02And she shall.
01:24:03For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:06arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:09It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:11I never loved you.
01:24:12It's your fault!
01:24:13I was only with you for your money.
01:24:15I don't care.
01:24:16You were rich.
01:24:17I'll see myself now.
01:24:20Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:22We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:25My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:29I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:31That is why I saved you.
01:24:33With these healing hands,
01:24:35I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:39Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:45Let's party!
01:24:47Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:49Right now?
01:24:50Yes.
01:24:51Well.
01:24:55Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:59I do.
01:25:00I do.
01:25:01You may kiss the bride.
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