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The Real Housewives of Cheshire
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00:04not a nice sensation this at all like your vibrators got lost inside you to the left
00:11previously on the real housewives of cheshire we've christened this part
00:16mark and i have christened that part it's all happy memories when i come in here
00:19happy memories have you told them you're going yet not told anybody who's going to be the most
00:27shocked rachel will take it and the hardest sema you're very nice to people's faces but behind
00:33that veneer of a smile are you really sincere there's something that i've been meaning to tell
00:42you all oh no i'm leaving jesha oh this is another person that's leaving my life oh rachel
00:55i'm a queen bee and i've got a sting in my tail
01:02cheshire's in my blood but don't make it boil
01:07i'll pray for peace but i'm ready for war
01:14i might be younger but i wasn't born yesterday
01:19i don't have time for gossip i'm too busy building an empire
01:24cheshire is my playground and i'll give you the ride of your life
01:32cheshire's in my life i'm still in the show
01:38i'm still in the show
01:38watch me walkin in the slow mode
01:44oh i'm still in the show
01:46are you alright could i order a black coffee please
01:50you're sure thank you
02:04you're sure coffee oh thank you vanjie thank you so much oh my god watch the head
02:10come here come on come on come on oh my god that dog
02:16dumb dumb dumb main character energy
02:20my neck of your enemies it's not my fault if you don't like it
02:27jeez yeah look my wig's alive i'm like over stimulated just like watching you
02:34oh and your bras too so no i'm madonna nice yeah oh turn around mama
02:51sit good boy oh look at him oh green there you go you like the puppy yeah look at his
03:00little tail
03:06there we go there we go is that right good job
03:15negotiation always works
03:18you are good with her yeah i feel like i'm learning as i go though
03:22i've never been here before either i've never done the nana stage sophia's getting married soon
03:27they've already had the religious part of the ceremony and then both sophia and saskia will be
03:32leaving home and sasky won't be crawling into my bed in the morning for nano cuddles
03:37which is going to be horrible i don't know how you did it five times i don't know how i
03:41did it five
03:41times looking back i don't want to be the poor me but sophia's leaving sima's leaving i just i just
03:50want some normality i mean it's still it's still a busy house obviously now now i've got a puppy
03:55as well i can't believe daddy dropped a puppy around on christmas day for us
04:01how do you feel about that not really what i needed i mean he's very cute don't get me wrong
04:07and i did say do you all want to keep him it was a unanimous yes from you all yeah
04:10you know
04:11it's caused a few issues in my relationship nick and i are not currently together we've obviously
04:18had our ups and downs but this time it feels very different i think he thinks that it was bought
04:22for
04:22me it's a bit ridiculous though you and daddy broke up years and years and years ago now
04:30it is very difficult trying to blend families not in the sense of the children more circumstances of
04:37each household and nick gets very frustrated with that but there's not much i can do with where i'm at
04:45the moment i'm not going to upset you lot because i've spoken to all of you and you all want
04:50the
04:50puppy to stay and he's part of the family now but i don't know where that leaves nick and i
04:55i just don't
04:57the dog's staying to the detriment of my relationship sadly look at him look at him
05:05are you talking about me everyone knows what i'm like with puppies but spaniel eyes
05:11i mean spaniel eyes win me over
05:16i woke up and walked out into the heart of the sea and i was feeling something thought i was
05:23looking
05:23so pretty in the way oh hi how are we doing i've lost my voice again how are you don't
05:31worry i can do
05:32the talk with both the walls you look fantastic i love it is that an all-in-one no it's
05:37actually a
05:37two-piece oh it's beautiful but i just wanted i'm trying to make the effort because i feel horrendous
05:42so oh well you don't look horrendous anyway i mean it's always just all the makeup isn't it yeah
05:46how would you think about oh my god i am obsessed with your relationship i remember i went home with
05:53a man and i was like we could do with a mark right now in our relationship without all the
05:56stuff we've got
05:57going on yeah and on top of all the issues that we have yeah like we are actually wanting to
06:02expand
06:02our family so it's it's great but also it's like it's not happened yet it's very common nowadays that
06:08people are having kids later in life like the 30s is the new 20s however i am being the pressure
06:14i'm turning 35 i think i'm 35 yeah am i i don't know 91 july 2001 2011 11 1021
06:2722 23 24 25 what are we in 26 it's about 34 i don't know how old i am i'm
06:37around 35 years old
06:39and reality is i don't know how much longer i have left i think in a way it's almost like
06:43a pressure
06:44cooker and all of a sudden it just you just need to release that pressure yeah i do date night
06:48with
06:48david we've got the dice so your dice has obviously multiple faces yeah so it'll be a different sexual
06:56position david is a bit outdated doesn't know what the positions are so i have to show him
07:01i have to show what the position says right you're going to pick me up now he's like oh i
07:05don't think
07:05we could we can do it come on mental image i need to wrap that out of my head we
07:10all need a giggle and
07:11we all need some bloody passion so we need to get between the sheets we need to remember the reasons
07:16why we fell in love and start giving each other some loving and some playful sex it works wonders page
07:22oh i'm so sorry girlies oh how are you oh how are you you look fabulous you look younger and
07:30younger
07:32what have i missed um well i've just found out that ampika and taves have a sex life with
07:39the dice and they roll it for karma sutra which is really fun wait just give me a second to
07:43actually
07:43arrive and breathe
08:02hello oh i'm not getting too close close just stay there how are you sound terrible do you know what
08:10i
08:10i feel a little bit better today i'm not gonna lie and i brought your chicken soup
08:15i'm gonna make it you're actually gonna make it yeah i've never actually tasted a cooking before
08:23i hope she's bloody good i am a domestic goddess at heart i'm a really good cook and whatever rhymes
08:30with that i'm good at too i have a filthy mouth my kids go mad
08:38well listen bungee's in the kitchen so she could help me amazing
08:44bungee yeah this needs washing i love cooking it's my therapy and just rinse those it's my relaxing time
08:55they just need rinsing i am definitely a feeder like nigella
09:03oh wow look at you with your gloves oh i know lauren i'm really impressed oh it's so nice this
09:09soup the secret is that you've got to leave the chicken in the soup for between four and six hours
09:17what chicken soup are you making i can make mine in about 45 minutes i don't know how i'm gonna
09:24get
09:24everything in this pan yeah will it all fit in yeah i'll get it and don't worry feel like you
09:29need
09:29a bigger part i know but you haven't got one so i probably have well why shall i go and
09:35ask vanjie
09:35for a bigger pan has she got one i think we will yeah vanjie oh brilliant is that better yeah
09:43much
09:43better i think i'm gonna drop vanjie to wash all this for you yeah and she can wash the chicken
09:49if you just wipe her vanjie i do like your housekeeper she's grown i think with everything
09:56that's been going on having lauren here right now is exactly what i needed literally i think i'm feeling
10:02so run down because all i've been doing is going back and forth to the hospital because sandeep's dad's
10:09really not well sandeep's in china have you got any more eggs please tell me i've got i just need
10:17two yeah one sec i am listening oh might be wrong in this but i don't know oh this is
10:23so lauren she
10:25never listens she's always in her own world there's no point and i need a little bit of oil eggs
10:31and oil
10:36oh i love your ring oh thank you oh that's gorgeous it's boucheron um they do like a whole
10:51collection of animals yeah yeah limited edition so they've got a fox have sold out so it's like
10:57listen can you make me one bespoke they're like yeah it's quarter million quid i was like oh right
11:01okay no the fox one's 250k oh yeah this is about 90 grand but yeah it's beautiful hey it doesn't
11:10surprise me everything campika wears is probably a minimum spend of about 100k the night with sema
11:16i've let something festive for seven years but they've not had that opportunity where i'm in
11:20close proximity say actually you really offended me seven years ago i thought that you and i were friends
11:27so if you think that someone looks shit with saggy tits and greasy hair and then that's what you
11:35think but then just own it and don't bother coming up to me saying nice things to my face there's
11:41no
11:41revelations here you fake sema's always a person girl code empowering women i have a brand you pick
11:50people up you drop them off you do your high and buys it's all superficial nonsense because that's the
11:55type of friendship that you give to people you know it's all on a surface level i addressed it
12:02see manute was coming so she's very very apologetic backing down straight away and i thought you know
12:07what tonight's not the night i've said my bit you've apologized but it just made me wear it i don't
12:13like
12:13slyness and the only reason why you're apologizing because you got caught
12:16all right okay are them balls okay to eat oh shut up look at that look at it it looks
12:27like a yeah
12:30little willy i feel like a weight's been lifted i've told all the girls it's finally happening
12:37i'm going to dubai no and now i just want to have some fun make some great memories and enjoy
12:50whatever time i've got left in cheshire it's a big thing for me this move it's massive i just want
12:57everyone to be happy for me there i'm gonna miss everyone and that's why look when i spoke to you
13:03all that was the first thing i said was thanks you've all got a special place in my heart
13:10i didn't plan that speech i could tell it wasn't planned oh why i love you line everyone needs a
13:17lauren you're amazing and rache yeah you're just such a good friend and i love you and you you've got
13:22ocd like me and sheena yeah i don't know you very well no no i remember exactly i said to
13:29sheena
13:30i haven't known you as long as i've known the other girls sheena i know we've not known each
13:37other that long but we are the ocd queens um and if i've ever upset you i'm sorry i was
13:46not
13:46being judgmental and i'm not definitely not throwing shade at them it was it was from the heart it's the
13:53truth saying that we don't really know each other it was a bit bizarre okay i haven't known her since
14:00she was at school like yeah i've not known her 20 years but i've known her a good solid oh
14:05yeah five
14:06years i don't know what a favorite drink is i don't know where she likes to go and eat or
14:10where she goes
14:11out because we never hung out other than within this friendship group yeah i definitely like sat
14:17with you for ages and had conversations and had laughs and shared things i was always told that who
14:25seema presents herself to be is not who she is but that wasn't my experience my experience was gosh she's
14:32always been really really lovely from you guys experiences i don't know what she's saying behind
14:37me back i've no idea and perhaps that's why she said if i've yeah if i've ever upset you because
14:43i
14:43was thinking when have we ever had a falling out but now i'm kind of starting to see what people
14:48are
14:48talking about she isn't who she presents herself to be she'll say one thing and then turn around and
14:56say something completely different
15:01coming up on the real housewives of cheshire oh my god wow the queen has arrived all i want to
15:09do
15:10is just get back in this house and i want to be able to just yeah don't get upset come
15:14here no i'm
15:14sorry i can't deal with this strap any more
15:17i want to see you this is amazing this is beautiful
15:47oh nick i feel really emotional are you all right oh i'm so glad you got here
15:54gosh i know nick and royston for 15 16 years that's a long time and we were thick as thieves
16:02holidays crazy parties all-nighters must have spent a fortune because this is like sheer opulence
16:10we've spent every bit of our pension oh and then unfortunately like a lot of situations
16:17people get involved stir the pot and our friendship dissolved and it hits an all-time low what the
16:24fuck have you brought in the sewer outside you're a vile twisted individual i heard exactly what you said
16:31yeah my back if i was you i'd sit there a lot longer she's gonna do a lot of fucking
16:35makeup on
16:35your face to make you look a bit better and at least my face you are a i remember seeing
16:42nick
16:42not too long ago and he apologized and i said apology taken i'm not going to hold a grudge let's
16:50get back together and let's start making some happy memories because we were genuinely really good
16:56friends you've even christened a picture of me exactly exactly oh wow you look gorgeous wow the queen
17:14has arrived beautiful what the fuck
17:20look we are twinning we are twinning 25 inches yeah but i don't have the boots honey you match
17:28oh my god yeah like five and a half grand these boots wow so i just said to mark if
17:33he plays horsey
17:35i could get on his back and he could take me on the house no chance mark is she still
17:39doing that
17:40definitely not definitely not we're standing here let's go and sit down come on have you guys been busy in
17:46this house have you been doing it on the sofa the wild extrovert parties that nick and royce must have
17:57had over the years oof i won't like to think about how sticky things have been when i look at
18:02tuppence
18:02i see the sweetest most idyllic face and i think if that dog could talk
18:27this house is very important to myself and amir it's the house we're building for nora and our future
18:33family we wanted to renovate it and make it spectacular but sadly it's been hell the electrics
18:40the plumbing you name it we've been through it all what the hell's that oh my god it's crap i
18:45didn't
18:46even see that oh for god's sake that's another brother issue i'm going to start writing a list
18:50time because we've got to try and find another builder asap financially we're paying out of our
18:54pocket to fix all the mistakes and it's just caused so many delays i'm at my end with it all
19:01all i want
19:02to do is just get back in this house and i want to be able to just don't get back
19:06to church no i'm
19:07sorry i can't deal with this stuff anymore like you know like we like i don't listen nora needs you
19:14nora needs us we can't take the stress your health is already you're already stressed you're ill because
19:19you're arguing as well yeah but i'm stressed as much as you're stressed i haven't got the headspace
19:23for it i've got nora full time i know she's got we've got nursery but the reality is like i'm
19:28running
19:28a business i've got a team of people who need me at work and i've got nora in the evenings
19:32like from
19:32four o'clock every single night and the weekends like i haven't got anything in me to deal with
19:39another set of contractors i think we need to take a deep breath it's easy to say that it's easy
19:44to say
19:45that but then just like in the last 48 hours our builders just packed up and left that doesn't
19:50help like we've done everything right and they've still then messed up the entire house look yeah we
19:55just need to support each other and be there obviously i i love you and i want to be there
19:59and i just want to make sure that you know you're not stressed and just please i mean you're gonna
20:05have
20:05to probably work double time at like the chicken shops i'm sorry they're gonna have to get rid of all
20:10the chicken shops selling my cars chicken shops everything in shops or after work overtime because
20:15i don't know how we're gonna have to get through this this room selling everything selling your bags
20:19as well no my bags cannot be sold
20:29that last time i was here i was on my all fours ass up in the air tits out
20:34we're naked have you had any complaints no we have no complaints in fact they all want to rerun
20:39oh well i play on that course i played on the wrong day obviously well not today darling i mean
20:44my soft
20:45girl ever have you got anyone in your life at the moment have you met anybody just my vibrator
20:49darling that's my vibrator yeah a lot less a lot less trouble aren't there that's trouble
20:54i expect someone mark yes and how old is she mark then in her 40s oh nice
21:03mark has definitely changed since we were married i think he's kind of like taking
21:08on more of a girlfriend role he's like very much one of the girls i'd say whereas when i was
21:14married
21:14to him he was very much the alpha male but i think i would drown out the alpha male in
21:18any man to be
21:19honest kind of very open in my life i discuss everything with you probably a bit too much but
21:23when you meet someone i feel like you're frightened to death to introduce them to me and it gives me
21:27a bit
21:28the complex yeah well i mean i mean ampika does she know about ampika yeah yeah absolutely everything
21:34i'm very very honest and open about everything yeah ampika is a big personality to meet isn't she
21:42do you know me so we'd have to be sure that she was the one for him and also whether
21:47she'd cope with
21:48meeting ampika pass the test we've always said to each other about being honest haven't we yeah yeah
21:53i've thought to myself for quite some time now you're not looking as sharp and as fresh as you
21:58used to so i said to mark that i'm going to treat him to a neck and facelift
22:04will you do it would you would you yeah well i've got loads of lines because as i say i
22:08used to be 20
22:09stone so when i've lost all the weight i've got a lot of loose skin on my face you look
22:14at
22:14and peeking out okay you see the difference just by putting his face up putting his neck back yeah
22:20oh wow yeah literally look virginal mark you look like you've never been you look like you've never
22:27been touched yeah that turkey neck just doesn't suit you it's the turkey neck yeah the turkey neck it's
22:32just very honestly you will love it mark just get it done i've had lens replacement i've had two hair
22:39transplants yeah new teeth lower face lift neck lift i had buttock implants and that was a really
22:47really big mistake i've had them removed my bum looked so good for the first two thirds and all of
22:53a sudden it was like going off a ski slope it just went in yeah what do you remember us
22:58bending over
22:58mark what do i look like from that angle no coming up on the real housewives of cheshire i just
23:06can't
23:09you've just said to me our relationship is just surface level that's what you're talking to me
23:15oh oh oh are you oh are you okay oh my gosh you've been murdered oh oh my god oh
23:20oh my god
23:25look at this
23:35oh check you out with those shoulder pads hello hello
23:39in the 80s vibe i know oh we've even started the party hello you good oh really good
23:55I've never been so drained by someone in my life you're exhausting to listen to to be around
24:02it's all about you myself and Rachel have not had the best few years pages nice relationship
24:09up to this point has been very turbulent every time we've tried to get to know each other we've
24:16always fallen out or had some drama happen I don't want that I'm looking for peace in all aspects of
24:22my life and I'm really hoping we can have a friendship I'm loving this look are you yeah
24:29what's the inspiration behind it the 80s night I am organizing the most spectacular event it's an
24:3680s diva murder mystery night think dynasty big hair glamour shoulder pads and at the end of the
24:44night someone's gonna get murdered I just can't go for sure it's so funny it's gonna be a talking
24:53point it is a talking point it is it's broken the ice that's for sure I don't think the ice
24:58needed breaking no it is I'm really joking we're good you know what I'm actually really happy it
25:03feels refreshing it feels great I don't like going out knowing that there's a problem with someone
25:07because yeah it's not a nice feeling you don't know how the night's gonna go you don't know if
25:12you're gonna have a good time yeah people wish you luck on your way out the door and that's not
25:16what you want it's sad that myself and Rachel have never really had the opportunity to get to know
25:22each other thank you she's always just been defending her friends and I've been trying to defend myself
25:30we've never really had the time to read just sit and speak so you told me that your daughter's getting
25:36married she's already got religiously married oh she has yeah it happened yeah she did that last week
25:42it was really important for him to do it as soon as possible okay Sophia met her fiance about two
25:49years
25:49ago he's a footballer he plays for a team in Cyprus at the moment and he's Muslim so it's really
25:56important for him that they have a religious ceremony before they even think about living together
26:02in my experience having the niqa which is what they had right the Islamic ceremony for the wedding is
26:08incredible they are married in God's eyes especially if you are religious it means a lot yes it was very
26:13important for myself and Amir to have our niqa which is our Islamic wedding we did it in the Natural
26:19History Museum we had an Oman come and read all the scriptures and all the verses that were needed to
26:25marry us under the eyes of God but also we had our English wedding so I walked down the aisle
26:31in a white
26:31dress and we combined both cultures together and it was beautiful they live in abroad now on the UK
26:38he's abroad are you worried that she might make the move I know she's going to make the move you
26:43know I've woken up with saski's face every morning morning Nana and then down a phone on the FaceTime
26:50it would be a bit like as they say my parents they live in Gloucestershire they live through the iPhone
26:56like we're constantly on FaceTime it's not exactly the same when you can jump in a car and just drive
27:02and
27:02see them as opposed to it being a whole plane ride away I have got the most amazing house that
27:28is the
27:28perfect location for a murder mystery night everything's looking fantastic it's going to be so much fun
27:41as long as nobody does actually murder someone
27:54hi John hey Rachel you look absolutely wonderful oh thank you John has helped me plan the murder
28:00mystery event I cannot wait for tonight you're gonna be wonderful I've got no idea where his accent is from
28:08and what is going on with that wig oh darling it's that crystal Carrington oh hello darling oh hey you
28:16look amazing you look wonderful oh of course I do darling wow what are you wearing what's one got on
28:22straight from the runway oh yeah same last season I am actually gonna be the biggest bitch ever in
28:31history okay yes just move out of the way and I'm really excited because I'm not a bitch in real
28:37life if
28:38you think that someone looks shit with saggy tits and greasy hair and I'm just nice Seema
28:49do you know what Lauren I thought you would have made an effort and got dressed up today what do
28:54you
28:54mean do you look like a better version of yourself a better version oh my goodness do you know who
29:00I am
29:00Madonna oh do you want to see who I am you see I've cracked it then when has Madonna ever
29:06looked like
29:06that you look like a smack head who's been hanging around the streets of New York in the 1970s it's
29:12a
29:12dreadful look and it's ever so unattractive Lauren why have you come as baby I've come as myself I'm a
29:171981 baby would you wear that in real life though yeah I would really yeah it's visaging it pops in
29:25it
29:26you think is it pyjama-ish yeah
29:31cheers so I had a FaceTime with Paige okay and Paige has told me that Sheena felt like I was
29:37throwing a
29:37bit of shade Sheena was obviously not too impressed about the comment we've not really known each
29:43other that long that was a bit of a shady-ish kind of comment do you know what it wasn't
29:49meant like
29:49that it was not meant like that I just meant like I didn't know her as well as I know
29:54the other girl
29:55they just want to knock me down I don't understand why you said I'm gonna be leaving soon why people
30:01are
30:01kind of then tend to take issue listen it might not be a big thing to some of the girls
30:05it's a big thing to me
30:06and it's me yeah and I do not want any drama but I feel like they just all the time
30:12yeah Seema said
30:13this Seema did that I think what's going on between Seema and Sheena has got blown out of proportion
30:19I'm really protective of Seema I know she didn't mean anything malicious she's leaving in a couple of
30:26weeks I want to make the most and give her the best memories of the time that she's here oh
30:31gosh darling
30:38oh my god you look like a hooker
30:49you're going to look when you're older I look like my auntie darling darling darling darling darling
31:01hello darling I'm not stressed about seeing Sheena tonight because all I want to do is nip this in the
31:11bud
31:12let's have a conversation let's correct everything let's move forward and let's have some fun oh it's
31:20fucking itchy this oh my god okay I hate gravel careful Shamina oh my god my secrets are stuck together
31:32oh my god Shamina actually has got a body to die for she could look good in a paper bag
31:45that outfit
31:45looks great but I might get where she's got it from I want to look like that
32:01this is like a real horror movie yeah isn't the location especially when you're looking in that
32:07direction I have to say you can give it me all tonight and I will take it but expect it
32:14back
32:14how old are you Sheena? 47 oh you're still young I'm getting on me I'm just gonna go to her
32:20I'm an old lady now well you're not but you know what I mean you look a lot younger than
32:24in your 40s
32:25thank you that's very kind thank you very much oh Sheena now I've got you yeah are you upset with
32:30me
32:30oh Sheena now I've got you yeah are you upset with me I had a FaceTime with Paige oh yeah
32:43and she said oh you were throwing shade I was not being judgmental yeah one bit right if I just
32:50can I
32:51just finish you don't call me I don't call you I'm just as bad but we don't have that but
32:58that's not
32:58meaning it's negative you're great but I don't know a lot about you because we've never had one-to-one
33:04I mean you're saying we haven't spent a lot of time but to me we've been away on trips we
33:09have we
33:09have been together I'm trying my best to stay polite and be nice but it's really frustrating
33:17when somebody is constantly speaking over you I've had really lovely conversations with you but we've
33:24never I think we have one-to-one we don't can I talk now can I just jump in here
33:30can I just jump in
33:32because I let you speak but I've not been allowed I've not been allowed to finish I'm not been allowed
33:36to finish I thought our relationship was a little bit more than surface and it felt like what you were
33:42saying was that we really only had a surface level relationship well it wasn't and okay great
33:47now we're having this conversation great so in my head I was like gosh we have I think we have
33:52quite a lot in common so we're surface level and that's all we've got in common that's a tricky
33:57you know what it's tricky like Namina I mean what the hell we just felt that way guys can I
34:06just say
34:07something she is there constantly talking constantly over speaking over me it's not like she had a
34:15written speech you don't have a written speech didn't you it wasn't written it was coming from
34:20it was at the moment you were upset why is she even in our conversation and I think all of
34:26that
34:26right now I feel like I'm not being listened to right now I feel like you're speaking over me and
34:30for me and that's not what I want I'm just I am not speaking for anyone I'm just trying to
34:34you
34:34I would never only stick up for Seema even if she's wrong I genuinely don't think she was wrong in
34:39this situation and I just think she Sheena is picking on her a little bit I'm gonna leave this
34:43company because I just feel like I can't say anything anyways yeah I think you should yeah
34:46sorry I think you should leave I'll decide because I'm talking to Seema are you asking me
34:54and getting involved oh girl it's my opinion no it's my opinion nobody else so well I don't care if
35:01you ask or not I just feel like you're being very fucking sensitive this girl is fucking leaving the
35:05country no she's leaving the fucking country she's trying to give everyone why you told me just to
35:11leave because she said you're going to leave so I said yeah you don't have to leave my girls leave
35:15it
35:15leave it leave it leave it leave it do you know what leave it leave it no leave it no
35:18leave it I am
35:19fucking not leaving do your thing Namina's more like Alexis Carrington she ain't taking no
35:26shit off anybody ladies come on ladies are we okay let's just I'm not fucking leaving Seema I'm
35:32gonna stay here if she's gonna be so fucking stubborn to me I haven't said anything wrong
35:36and be like you fucking leave because I'm not wanted here that's why I didn't say you fucking
35:40leave I didn't say that there's a whole night planned and it's gonna be really really fun I
35:44was making is you said you were gonna go because you didn't feel like nobody's listening to you
35:48I think you should because it's a conversation between me and Seema it's a tone the way you say
35:52it Namina's set was set here as well getting involved in the conversation first off you all look
35:59amazing can you have some attention please well thank God now hopefully we can get this night
36:05back on track okay ladies so this of course is New York okay and we are at a private members
36:13club
36:14we're here this evening to be at the wake for poor Phil Collins Phil Collins God rest his soul
36:22the famous record producer part-time drummer and daddy to Kylie where's Kylie I was Phil's only
36:29a child I come back from us when I'd heard that daddy had died firstly I knew nothing about his
36:34death when I received the facts and and these rumors of a few the rubbish Collins that was probably
36:39just go just modern nature to say I came here to try and contact the ghoul awful to think Kylie
36:49that your father was gonna change his will to cut look how strange you are and all that I did
36:56and I saw something spooky down there that Lane but it's a bad case of watching your kids do bad
37:06acting
37:06classes I don't believe anyone's still really enjoying themselves I am Vivian and towards and I was so
37:19shocked about what happened to Phil I would say my acting skills are okay I tried cheering him up the
37:27only
37:27thing that cheered him up was seeing a pretty woman walking down the street there was this one time we
37:35did
37:35Romeo and Juliet and I played Juliet and I played Juliet I should have died then I didn't need to
37:56play this stupid game and I could have laid that
37:59yeah this is most bizarre but the death may have had something to do with Vivian's drink do you think
38:04it's behind you maybe try it
38:08so how do you think that Vivian actually died I think she's been using a vibrator too much
38:16and Pika's zoned out she's disassociated okay can you have a little drum roll please we're gonna tell you who
38:23the killer was
38:24it was Bonnie oh for fuck's sake
38:32did you enjoy that and Pika did you enjoy that it was an experience one that I don't want to
38:40relive again
38:40I don't know why I thought it would be like more going room to room oh I was clueless yeah
38:45what are we
38:45doing are we going to go to a room and someone getting killed are we going to get a clue
38:48thank God
38:50oh that is done because that Rachel that was one of your worst she didn't know what happened I like
38:57walked in it's like fireworks oh my god I was trying to just have a convo with Seema she she
39:04had heard
39:05that I was upset yeah you're supposed to look after me I will honey but wasn't there Amina was
39:10constantly talking butting in saying Seema didn't mean it like that and saying from her perspective
39:15do I just go over and say what's the problem don't trip on your dress you look stunning you look
39:20stunning
39:21I just want to get across my feelings yeah I just felt like I wasn't being heard so yes I
39:26snapped
39:26hundred percent hello Alexis I have to be honest I'm over there and I can hear and I feel like
39:36you
39:37know me enough to know that I was not being negative one minute you're telling Sheena that you don't
39:42really know her next minute you say you do really know her what is it Seema I'm lost are you
39:47friends
39:47are you not friends I don't think necessarily that you would be negative Eva because I was through shade
39:53Sheena feels she's through shade those weren't my words instead of getting it from other people
39:57but that's what we need to do from the beginning yeah so that's what I'm saying to you yes so
40:01from
40:02the beginning just you could have rang me the next day and said Sim I felt this way and of
40:06course you
40:06can yeah am I not approachable for the love of God let me speak I'm just trying to talk and
40:15I'm not
40:15being allowed to I just thought our friendship was more than surface level so what you said
40:20made me think made me feel like what you were saying was that out of the five years we've known
40:28each other which I think it's a long time to know somebody it's not 20 it's not 20 years five
40:33years
40:33and that we have spent time together five years of girly holidays weekend aways birthdays weddings
40:42anniversaries and you're just minimizing it to you how they know each other that is really really low Seema
40:49is it bad to tell somebody you're not as close it's a little bit awkward but Seema's gone and done
40:56it so it's what is I just think we had an understanding that that was our friendship so it was
41:14a surface
41:17I've been on my phone and I've checked every conversation from 2021 and literally every
41:29year we say about two things sorry while I scroll through all our messages together where have you
41:38invited me I'm literally going through my phone I've invited you to events 7th of January happy new
41:48year doll this is me hope you and the family are all well let me know if you're free to
41:55meet up for
41:55lunch she said I'm back now let me know when's good to catch up I've invited her to all the
42:02events
42:02I've ever done where is your invite I said all good here thank you I'm around next week if you're
42:10about 28th of January heard nothing back on the 31st of January I text her hi hun we still having
42:18lunch tomorrow I don't get what's going on I don't know what I've done to Sheena for her to feel
42:24so
42:25much hate towards me and if you feel that I feel really that you feel that yeah I'm gonna leave
42:38it
42:38okay that upsets me well I don't know what to say that's that's the reality of the situation how is
42:44that the reality you are saying you are saying you've just said to me our relationship is just surface
42:51level that's what you just said to me okay all right fine now I know that now I know that
42:56I'll
42:56put you in the surface level box we'll just leave it there I've never rang me to say oh do
43:00you and
43:00Sandy want to come for dinner with so so I've never rang you okay all right then okay hi Sheena
43:07um do you know what it's probably gonna work out better sorry for messing you around I feel awful
43:14if we skip today and then we can just put in a day next week where I'm not rushing around
43:21I am just flapping a bit I've been in here long enough in a friendship group I'm not
43:27surface level no listen I know I get I get it but how can she say I'm looking at the
43:33whites of Sheena's
43:34eyes and I can see she's telling the truth she has reached out to Seema but what does Seema do
43:40quite conveniently wells up water works we go home like Seema said they're not that close so she's
43:47actually just proving the point that they're not that close because you won't speak to a friend
43:51like that I'm done I'm going home I'm going home it's stupid I'm the one here that's getting accused so
43:59I don't know what you're raising your voice for honestly I feel like I've just been killed off I
44:05think she was trying to say that she doesn't know you that well well she what my point is it
44:09doesn't
44:15matter they are diminishing the memories I have they don't matter those things that we've done
44:21together and laughed about mean nothing they don't matter and I think that's the thing that's frustrating
44:27I'm not being listened to so if nobody's gonna listen then just let her be upset then in it because
44:33she doesn't want to hear what I've got to say next time on the Real Housewives of Cheshire I
44:44don't travel like do I travel expensive Lauren's been saying that Noreen is a gag please can you tell
44:52me what a gag is and I think she took that probably with a bit of offense I said to
45:00her no no it was
45:01meant anything so she took it in the right in the right context I carry everything you know and
45:13it's a lot of stress Oliver turned 21 last week and let it out that felt a little bit judgmental
45:22you
45:22know the word beg is not nice I shouldn't have said it trying to get back out there build my
45:29business
45:30and I said be around girls and me being here
45:33to Seema
45:36I'll see you then yeah
45:37Oh
45:37Yeah
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